#🎪bruh-fart
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096 is coming for dat booty
no no bc i heard the person who turned into 096 went into that mountain and became him by another scp
so i was thinking
where?
im pretty deep into scp and ive never heard this
Same here
if that was the case scp 096 would be classified as explained
oh fuck i hear screaming guys
so its clearly not true
The furry porn enthusiast is making shit up
shut the fuck up atleast i dont suck off military
Where did i suck off the military?
sucking off militarty is better than sucking off a furry
jesus fucking christ
here let me show you the video
What in the goddamn
096 is just shy~
me fr
Needs a hug and a warm sweater
and a bag
Here look press the video nothing happens
u need a hug and a warm sweater
other than fnaf 6 speech
JESUS CHRIST
He posted it again
NOTHING HAPPENs
mods, mooooods! he's going to post furry porn!
WHY DO YOU POST THAT
JESUS CHIRST WATCH
HE POSTED THIS FURRY PORN AGAIN
NOONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR FURRY INFLATION FART PORN
again. he did it again. shame
JEZUZ LOOk
cow oc nsfw nude art
they're stealing the trans gender rock
please use sign language
they're gonna go steal the mall that the god of sacrifice is in
hey gtanil
its fnaf 6 speech after 0.1 seconds its just a image guys
i'm deaf
if you know what im referencing you're pretty fucking deep into scp lore
🤝
WHAT?!
they're gonna steal all the hearts that have not yet known silence
daniela exposed
children are scary actually
sandwiched
REMOVE ROCK remove rock you are worst cult. you are cult idiot you are the cult smell. return to powerplant. to our powerplant cousins you may come our Zone. you may live in the garbage....ahahaha .monolith we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole cult stink monolith sqhipere shqipare..monolith genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead monolith..ahahahahMONOLITH WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget first emission. monolith we kill the C-consciousness ,monolith return to your precious rock....hahahahaha idiot cult and monolith smell so bad..wow I can smell it. REMOVE CULT FROM PREMISES. you will get caught. loner+bandit+duty+freedom=kill monolith..you will blowout/ strelok alive in zone. strelok making quest of zone. fast hunt strelok zone. we are rich and have artifacts now hahahaha ha because of strelok... you are ppor stink monolith... you live in a powerplant hahahaha. you live in a sarcophagus strelok alive numbr one #1 in zone... fuck the monolith... FUCKk ashol cult no good I spit in the mouth eye of ur patch and faction. strelok aliv and real strong wizard kill all the monolith farm aminal with 9x39 magic now we the loner rule. ape of pripyat presidant c-con fukc the great cherno and lay egg this egg hatch and monolith was born. stupid form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u like a skull of flesh. loner greattsts faction
taking the L for the good of the server
WEMOVE WOCK wemove wock you awe wowst cuwt. you awe cuwt idiot you awe the cuwt smeww. wetuwn to powewpwant. to ouw powewpwant cousins you may come ouw Zonye. you may wive in the gawbage....ahahaha .monyowith we wiww nyevew fowgeve you. cetnyik wascaw FUck but fuck asshowe cuwt stink monyowith sqhipewe shqipawe..monyowith genyocide best day of my wife. take a bath of dead monyowith..ahahahahMONYOWITH WE WIWW GET YOU!! do nyot fowget fiwst emission. monyowith we kiww the C-consciousnyess ,monyowith wetuwn to youw pwecious wock....hahahahaha idiot cuwt and monyowith smeww so bad..wow I can smeww it. WEMOVE CUWT FWOM PWEMISES. you wiww get caught. wonyew+bandit+duty+fweedom=kiww monyowith..you wiww bwowout/ stwewok awive in zonye. stwewok making quest of zonye. fast hunt stwewok zonye. we awe wich and have awtifacts nyow hahahaha ha because of stwewok... you awe ppow stink monyowith... you wive in a powewpwant hahahaha. you wive in a sawcophagus stwewok awive nyumbw onye #1 in zonye... fuck the monyowith... FUCKk ashow cuwt nyo good I spit in the mouth eye of uw patch and faction. stwewok awiv and weaw stwong wizawd kiww aww the monyowith fawm aminyaw with 9x39 magic nyow we the wonyew wuwe. ape of pwipyat pwesidant c-con fukc the gweat chewnyo and way egg this egg hatch and monyowith was bown. stupid fowm the eggn give bak ouw cway we wiww cwush u wike a skuww of fwesh. wonyew gweattsts faction
oh jesus
what in the fuck
uh oh
omg scott the woz
go ki - nothing have a nice day
he doesn't say that in the show
Wowwwww, you meow like a cat! That means you are one, right? Shut the fuck up. If you really want to be put on a leash and treated like a domestic animal then that’s called a fetish, not “quirky” or “cute”. What part of you seriously thinks that any part of acting like a feline establishes a reputation of appreciation? Is it your lack of any defining aspect of personality that urges you to resort to shitty representations of cats to create an illusion of meaning in your worthless life? Wearing “cat ears” in the shape of headbands further notes the complete absence of human attribution to your false sense of personality, such as intelligence or charisma in any form or shape. Where do you think this mindset’s gonna lead you? You think you’re funny, random, quirky even? What makes you think that acting like a fucking cat will make a goddamn hyena laugh? I, personally, feel extremely sympathetic towards you as your only escape from the worthless thing you call your existence is to pretend to be an animal. But it’s not a worthy choice to assert this horrifying fact as a dominant trait, mainly because personality traits require an initial personality to lay their foundation on. You’re not worthy of anybody’s time, so go fuck off, “cat-girl”.
dude ur gonna get warned
nice
come over
well have dinner
um
narcos bro your'e so gonna get warned if a mod sees any of this shit
can i have your teeth
Wowwwww, you meow like a cat! That means you are one, right? Shut the fuck up. If you really want to be put on a leash and treated like a domestic animal then that’s called a fetish, not “quirky” or “cute”. What part of you seriously thinks that any part of acting like a feline establishes a reputation of appreciation? Is it your lack of any defining aspect of personality that urges you to resort to shitty representations of cats to create an illusion of meaning in your worthless life? Wearing “cat ears” in the shape of headbands further notes the complete absence of human attribution to your false sense of personality, such as intelligence or charisma in any form or shape. Where do you think this mindset’s gonna lead you? You think you’re funny, random, quirky even? What makes you think that acting like a fucking cat will make a goddamn hyena laugh? I, personally, feel extremely sympathetic towards you as your only escape from the worthless thing you call your existence is to pretend to be an animal. But it’s not a worthy choice to assert this horrifying fact as a dominant trait, mainly because personality traits require an initial personality to lay their foundation on. You’re not worthy of anybody’s time, so go fuck off, “cat-girl”.
@scarlet berry chill out
send me death threats but based
Wowwwww, you meow wike a cat! That means you awe onye, wight? Shut the fuck up. If you weawwy want to be put on a weash and tweated wike a domestic anyimaw then that’s cawwed a fetish, nyot “quiwky” ow “cute”. What pawt of you sewiouswy thinks that any pawt of acting wike a fewinye estabwishes a weputation of appweciation? Is it youw wack of any definying aspect of pewsonyawity that uwges you to wesowt to shitty wepwesentations of cats to cweate an iwwusion of meanying in youw wowthwess wife? Weawing “cat eaws” in the shape of headbands fuwthew nyotes the compwete absence of human attwibution to youw fawse sense of pewsonyawity, such as intewwigence ow chawisma in any fowm ow shape. Whewe do you think this mindset’s gonnya wead you? You think you’we funny, wandom, quiwky even? What makes you think that acting wike a fucking cat wiww make a goddamn hyenya waugh? I, pewsonyawwy, feew extwemewy sympathetic towawds you as youw onwy escape fwom the wowthwess thing you caww youw existence is to pwetend to be an anyimaw. But it’s nyot a wowthy choice to assewt this howwifying fact as a dominyant twait, mainwy because pewsonyawity twaits wequiwe an inyitiaw pewsonyawity to way theiw foundation on. You’we nyot wowthy of anybody’s time, so go fuck off, “cat-giww”.
Why do you keep doing this, @solar obsidian
someone post 11/9
alr
for entertainment
and ping a mod
It just makes me cringe
gmod
me
Good morning weirdos, can’t wait to get yelled at by my family today
your the only weirdo
morning 
goob morbing
you posted furry inflation fart porn
i dont think you get to talk
shut up falco
Lmoa
arguing with a mod
ayo
smh
its not furry porn
It is
@grizzled meadow did you see what he said about you
you cant speak either
It straight up fucking is
I MEANT YOu
falco come help the new kid is scaring us
haha funny stfu
He is scaring the hoes away
furry vore art (real)
Get muted by Grok again
Hee hoo make me
its me, i'm the hoes
Hello the hoes
minecraft rtx looking fire
I am @clear prism
IM GONNA SEND IT AGAIN AND SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN

i am @trim pilot
Kot
my homies after my mom takes a shit
actual furry porn
its not furry porn i didnt send porn
I can’t afford Blasphemous
you sent yiff
Do it you won’t
i swear
You did
inflation fart yiff
Coward
WHATS YIFF
I'm gonna send you furry porn now.
Fanf and saw film same day
ok

It's time to yiff some dicks.
no i think i wont take my chances
😐
airdrop it to your family
cast to family room tv
Not much has changed as you can see, people are just more cringe then last time
upload to neural link
its not narcissism if your actually just better than everyone else~14 year old gimp
Such is the nature of #🎪bruh-fart, I suppose
the femboy purge and its consequences have been a disaster for the brainfart population
Hello gonna calm down now
Ayo bro you shut up
get his ass
get him
shiver me timbers
he posted furry inflation fart porn
its not
Rattle his bones
and here comes falco with the steel chair
i dont want it in my dms
dming mods furry porn? bold
its not
interesting strategy cotton
They're revoking my brainfart license
than kyou, but don't call me cotton
who u
The direct approach
just watch please
connection terminated
I am not watching your fucking pornography
Cease
WE DONT WANT TO SEE IT
you must kill John Json now
PLEASE
PLEASE JUST WATCH THERES NOTHING BAD
furry porn smh
(I have no idea what any of these terms are but I am guessing it is bad)
Yea
S tier gif
falco peeking into brainfart only to see hardcore furry inflation porn
!wtfru
НЕ ВКЛЮЧАЙТЕ мод Weird Tasks Framework в Mod Organizer, и не пытайтесь установить его вручную. Во-первых, этот мод не поддерживается, а во-вторых - он устаревший, недоработанный и нестабилен даже на ванильной Anomaly.

Are you using this channel as a "let me check what this command does"? 
lol yess
connection terminated your not here to recieve a gift elizabeth if you even remember that name you dont even realise that your trapped
Honestly better then most uses for this channel ngl
you're gonna get brain damage if you stay here
theres no furry porn
leave while u can
Attention: You are approaching the secured perimeter of an ecological disaster zone. Illicit crossing of the perimeter is a criminal act.
he wont.
please, stay here
Wouldn't be my first time...
i gotta have a brain first to get it damaged 
You can use #🤖bot-commands if you want, it's the approriate channel
Or you can stay with us and become a brainfarter 
He’s one of the Modders for the modpack, he already has brain damage
brainfarter supremacy
96 percent of the earth dissapeared in a fashion of bones and gore left behind currently ther~
we need to take over the other channels
p!warn @scarlet berry child rape memes
@scarlet berry has been warned.
I'll be a temporary brainfarter indeed haha
I mean having FIREBREATH himself in here would be funny
oof
Holy shit
i prophesized this
bring 🧠 #brain back ✊
that was 500 messages ago
Only on next April fools
you really scrolled that far
you still did it, multiple times
🤓
Besides the point in mods eyes
You know there is a thing called "snitch" or even the simple not checking the channel in a while and seeing that stuff as soon as you enter
he's gonna say the nword oh fuck
oh yeah
i prefer "informant"
the hammer is patient
its waiting to get banged
you loser snitch
'nitch
no snitch, i parse
shit shouldve made a pun like nailed instead of banged
me too
nitch boi
Oh no, the horny is returning again
same
“500 messages ago”
Literally just 20 minutes ago
with femboy girld
falco wont let me have a girlfriend
get a boyfriend
i thought your his lost son
we can just purge 1000 messages and mute everyone for 30 days
Sure
Bet
Ban me instead
why don't you mute these bitches?
New purge
Why don't you mute deez nuts
1st grade humour
throw it back girl
porco dio
pendejo shut up
Not even the same language 4head
no.
i know i study spanish
Falco speaks Italian
im his son
what your gonna say im culturally aproppiating
Sì
falco do something cool with your italian voice
tag?
Hello culturally aproppiating
Nah I’m just gonna be lazy and call you a dumbass

thank you but still go ki- go have a nice day
your life matters
Finish the sentence coward, no it doesn’t
beautiful plants exist to keep your life in tact!
@swift scarab he wants you to end your life this instant
no i would never
Truly despicable, no? Posting pornography and then saying such things
why cant he downtalk to me
ITS NOT PORN
your a piece of shit and you should di- live a long healthy life!
Down talk more like downvote lmao
I sang one time in VC
MORE DADDY
do it again
DOMINATE ME
The fungus is spreading

verified chaos enjoyer when seeing a female
relax and take notes in gifs
@swift scarab is American
and
And what
im just gonna move away now
I stated his nationality, you got a problem with that
anyways
woman jumpscare
no no
just uh
uncalled for
You obviously do
wait wait theres a big misunderstandment
That is cringe, not scary
lesbians are known for short nails
can't finger with long nails dingus
Wait what
yeah
My daughter has short nails
wha
that's how it works
Shit, I knew she was a lesbian
you have a daughter
I do, so what
if she has short nails on only her index and pointer finger either massive lesbian or massive masturbator
wrong context
congrats
great make sure you send me feet pics once in a while
Thank you, I cherish her very much 🤝
Bro, she is underage, what the fuck
WAIT WHAT
So now you are a pedophile too
very sweet
FUCK
@narrow lotus
little wierd, no?
even as a joke
Fucking hell, man
good
i can send you my toe pics after i had surgery on an ingrown toenail
LETS GOO
your not a minor
right

maybe
ok then i dont want
ayo
actually im taking the risk
my fellow foot surgery bestie
Give me the feet pics
ive had the sliver removal surgery 8 times
she gives my dad weed
cant wait for those goofy fresh toes
ive had both nails removed (not the root so they could grow back) 3 times
send me the skin
im gonna have 2 more sliver surgeries soon as well
shut up
Nah
i just got the root removed with the side of the nail first go
hurt like sin
the only thing that hurt for me was the anethesthetic
I got the side of my big toenail removed, feels a lot better now
they used a chemical to kill the roots on the side
ingrown toenail? that shit is painful af
holy fuck that must have hurt
i was cluching my mothers hand in a death grip gasping for air as the scalepl carved up my toe
tell me about it
then she was like "okay now the other toe"
i just said "NO WE CAN COME BACK LATER BYE"
ive had surgery a total of 11 times on ingrown toenails
only testicular torsion is worse
I got the same kind, it burns like hellfire going in because it’s essentially overloading the nerves to make them numb
then the other toe fixed itself out of fear
i knew a guy who's testie had knotted itself accidentally
had to get surgery
oof
Painful
how do you even know this
as a Testicular Torsion survivor, you don't make jokes about that
i'm in the know
Yeah, testicular torsion sucks a lot
Brother
wait why does it say your blocked for me
When i was in the army we had a case like that
nightmare scenario
You probably blocked the man
Did you Block him?
Not sure why you would do this
idk
can't wait to get bottom surgery. i'll be safe from ball related harm
never seen him
@somber warren is a good man
min maxxing strats
How dont you know
I have no idea why hes blocked
im kinda on the fence honestly myself
@weak jackal youre a woman ?
Probably because you blocked him and forgot
because i never saw him before
yeag
take ur time no rush
well i didn't block anyone
Impossible
why would i block him i have to get to the bottom of this

woman jumpscare
we have many women here
Block him
and a lot of femboys
wemen on discord don't exsist. Don't get catfished guys
Even scarier when they are lesbian
femboys taste nice when theyre grilled without theyre high thighs
its scary easy to catfish people as a woman on discord
i used to do it many years ago
just remove the maid dress and makeup
😐
discord users do be down bad
Women dont attract me, i evolved past the need for pussy
i wanna wear clown makeup so bad
theres like over hundreds of videos of this
Many of my friends fell victim to this
for the record the only reason i started was because i wanted to see what it was like under normal circumstances to be a woman online, and it spiraled into that
the pipeline
I had to make a new account a long time ago because I started getting stalked by multiple people
How do i do the same
The pipeline
play hearts of iron
Be me, or @queen finch
Wow... Thats... Good for you
tbh i joined discord as a joke i got addicted
i got doxxed on my oldest account
Im halfway there
he could never be me
true
I did too much hornyposting when puberty hit and reaped the consequences
i went through a crazy edgy phase
Ill just change brigades and join the tank battalion. Ill see what happens then
Consequences of your actions
resulted in me being involved in some incredibly toxic groups
I never had an edgy phase thankfully
my edgy phase when i was trolling furries it was fun until i literally got confronted
thank god i never did horny posting

It got increasingly stressful the longer it went on
did lots of other stupid shit, but i never was that down bad
i cant believe that some people were actually super down bad
thats really inconsiderate
holy shit
Oh I was horrendously down bad at the time, even went on roleplay sites to be down bad there too
yes we are were made like this
wdym inconsiderate
like what way
you cant believe that people were super depressed?
"dont buy that poisonous stuff it doesnt help get rid of snails from plants"
Down bad is different
i dreamed tonight that nuclear war was going down, and i kissed my gf while the heatwave was coming to murk us (i don't even have a girlfriend) was kinda romantic tho
Down bad isn’t depressed, it’s horny to the point of stupidity
@trim pilot u goober
i wouldve clapped her for the last time
im wheezing
there was literally no time, sirens going off, looking out the window, see mushroom cloud
well fuck

just eat the mushroom 4head
There’s always time for a quickie

selfie time, post your selfies
i can't nut that fast man
nah but tbh i wouldve just tried to repent
i'd hit the griddy personally
tbh i wouldnt have i wouldve repented for all of my bad deeds but thats just me
Have the “you’ll cum in 20 seconds” advertisements taught you nothing
Well 3 seconds is pretty quick
Skribbly skreeber
or just text someone outside the blast zone something like "man i'm dead 💀 "
unrily beast
don't ruin my romantic dream
hey you have your dream i have mine
"Man im dead 💀 "~ 🤓
we interrupt these wholesomeposts with bird pics
me and your mother under the covers
unable to be contained
Bro
nice
bro i swear tho cats can get out of shit so easily just meow and everythings fine
is that ketchup? bro hell nah
like a cat can say the n word than meow than everything is A okay
If a nuke went off I’d set myself up in the silliest position so I can be like the fallout 4 skeleton in whack poses
he’s trying to contain his rage and it’s causing him to move in circles
Fine dining
i want a cat now
This cat is 15 years old btw
where is the nearest cat
he’s progressing in rage
cutest scp bro
time for me to touch grass, weather is good. See you later Brainfart
skateboard long when stretched out
Nice cat
drink some water too
you know that how it looks like a croissant
Raining over here 😂
yummy
i drink 5 liters a day
13 c here
after touching grass and enjoying nature the man looked up into the sky and took some cannabis before flying to snoopdoggs palace
Grilling time
He loves me more than anything in the world
Within 10 seconds of me getting in bed he’s jumping up to snuggle
thats cute but i thought of something else when i realised you were talking about a cat
who tf but a lemon in the hot cross bun box
Accurate, Dot fired up the Grill somewhere in January for the first time
Bro why are you being so wierd
My dog eepy’er
I did too, four times actually😂
i wonder if he works for the police force
Weather was just too good
he would be some good sniffer
This is him about 3 years ago
thats cute
He weighed 22 pounds and was only overweight, not obese
i want to eat him now
Naw she’s just a baby
Actually that’s more like 5 years ago
the perfect size
Football size
look at this loser
Daniela do you want to vc and talk about kitties
I know that fucking place when I see it
https://youtube.com/shorts/V3tYfJOFPoE?feature=share
Your cat be like
free my man pep
I have many stories
Good ol woolies
look at her
classic
not until I P rank the whole fucking game
its 2 am for me
a biological napkin
Question daniela
Ah
and my mum is sick so i don't wanna wake her
interesting
a very important question
good man
Fair
Woolies OR Coles
lay it on me
woolies
coles is a crack house honestly
🤝
the floor is in pieces
I have so many stories about my cat and his incredibly interesting life
shit is falling apart
whats a woolie or a cole
Does anyone want to vc and hear me ramble about my cat
why not
Nah, eating breakfast
more completely offtopic Peppino images
Idk bro
You’ve been making wierd ass comments since I first saw you here
and
they posted furry porn
so what i cant enjoy the existance of a perticular cat
1000000 decibels
its not furry porn
its not
stop gaslighting yourself
your gaslighting me every one of you are
telling me that i did something i didnt
you cant hide the truth
They’re selling pronouns
My Pronouns are He/Him/Hole
Luv my dad
this is how pain looks like
I've always walked past those gift cards
give him a toy he will run after it
what actually are they
mine are She/Her/Help
idk lmao
That only lasted a bit before he developed diabetes and became dangerously underweight
I’m still trying to get him to gain some weight
He’s skin and bones rn
He’s actually a remarkably healthy cat
This the only health problem he’s had his entire life
Which is shocking for a cat this old
last completely unrelated image before I get back to doing fuck all
most cats are nice in that way, relatively little major health issues
they'll live a while if you take care of them
We must be unlucky
Almost all our animals have died of cancer around 10-12 years
oof
yeah that happened to magnum
It’s sad
our dog is 13 now, her breed is normally gone around 11 too
man i wished cats had lifespans of humans
That is adorable
canerous tumor inside intestines, he couldn't keep food down anymore. it was hard
some breeds also just aren't meant to last past their expectancy sadly 
lmfao
We had a cat named buster who was a tuxedo cat and he was the best cat ever
the longest living lasted 33 years
He literally kept all the other animals in line through sheer intimidation
dont tell me that he died or im going to actually shiver me timbers
Including our 150 pound dog
normal cat things lmao
Much better
It was one of the worst days in my life when he had to be put down because his diabetes was uncontrollable and he was suffering
@weak jackal Changed my name, added Pronouns
After he died our animals went into chaos
a moment of silence please
Bruh
nice
always the worst feeling, when the other animals feel it
we took our dog in for a checkup cause we were worried. Dad and i were out doing some clothesline installation for my aunt when we got the call that he wasn't able to be saved
so he died far away from us
2 of the cats began getting constantly chased by the dogs and subsequently spent all day in the basement, my cat (dubs) began getting harassed by one of the other cats and wouldn’t leave his room
last thing i said when dropping him off to the vet was "I'll see you this afternoon buddy"
what the fuck
i did not see him again
Now we never see the cats and dogs together
Damn, I did not know it is sad 4am hour
im already warned
See what I mean? This person is ducking wierd
bro posted several "memes" like that
mf you did
I’m not normal by any stretch, but I’m Not like that
and anyways but i am warned
@narrow lotus
acting like ledy won't warn him again

And wierd comments since
so so weird
Buster was literally like the keystone for our animals
Everything collapsed after he died
It’s hard to describe an animal that was this good
p!mute @scarlet berry 7d A lot of child sexual abuse memes in poor taste, this server does not tolerate such things, it's disgusting
@scarlet berry has been muted for 1 week.
dotn give a flying fuck he got warned
thank god
Based ledy
Ike
I agree with the first one, but not with the second
for your actions, your reward is that i posted a birb pic earlier

He bullies the fuck out of my cat and is scary intelligent for a cat
god bless him
he is a very nice birb
very big too
he had to be babysat while i was in spain
he flipped his shit when i got home last night
Our pussy
This reminds me of the one time when while leaving campus
I’m curious ledy, what’s it like keeping a bird
I noticed a green parrot on a tree singing
I’ve hear a lot of mixed stuff
well it's more work than people believe, many beleive it's like having a fish
it's not
it depends entirely on breed in my experience
no it's more like a very loud dog
Indeed, it is a bird
he makes a shit ton of mess in his cage in a few days , he screams whenever he feels like it, he sings when u want to sleep
The one thing I heard across all sources was@that they are a ton of work
What species is he
sometimes he goes ape shti and fligns his wings in the cage throwing all the shit and feathers out
Cockatiel
I think a cock
We were thinking of the same thing
Do you have to let them have free time a lot?
mine is a sun conure
yes you do
Pic?
mine's rarely in his cage if I'm home, dunno about ledy
i always wanted a snake but my dad is afraid of snakes
So based
already posted lol
Snakes are adorable
Youre australian
mine stays in the cage alot, he does get out but he also goes back in without me taking him
Get a crocodile
Western hog nose ❤️
at night he doesnt give a shit, he wont get out , and will kill you if you get close to him
at night meaning 6-7pm
Is clipping their feathers something that you’re supposed to do
Or is it hated like declawing cats
No, that is illegal in some states for what i know
mine will only go into the cage if he's tired lol, otherwise he will attack if attempting to go without bed time
clipping feathers is close to cutting off feet for birds
they naturally maintain their feathers
Alright
Only idiots who clip the featehrs are the idiots who want to keep them grounded so you take pictures with them
they don't need "grooming" like dogs do
Sooooo……its better to cut off their feet?
Fair
Similar I guess to declawing cats
literally just be nice to your bird and they'll want to be on your shoulder all day 
You can trim their nails, but very thin, their nails are actualy veined , so you can cut off a vein and they bleed like shit
people like that are not getting birds to have a pet
Are they as intelligent as a lot of people say (Ik parrots are extenely smart but I’ve heard mixed reports about cockatiels/parakeets and the smaller ones)
yeah mine would sit around me at pc sometimes , if he sees any type of food he will want to go and try it
he sits on top of my head many times
Fair
i have to keep pistachios and granola on hand constantly if i want any semblance of privacy
Forgive me for asking like that, I legitimately didn’t know
your birb is more behaved than mine xD
i also have 2 budgies but those guys are mega antisocial they do not fly
But I require arrows 
budgies are cute, but not super social, is why i went with a conure
?
such social and pretty birds
funny enough if Pepi sits on top of their cage, they will bite his legs to gtfo
lmao
in my bird's case, a lot more than he seems
“They”?
he can kind of talk, really only food related, but he's pretty intelligent for how small a bird he is
Ooohhhh 2 parrots biting his legs
white one is a girl called Whitey and the Lime one is called Auchan ( yes, after the hypermarket Auchan )
Only birds I’ve ever kept were chickens
I thought you used they to refer to one parrot and thought “wait you dont know its sex?”
So how does the Moderator Dynamic work ? Whos bottom and whos Top ?
They were great until they decided they wanted to escape their coop and get eaten
The mods are the bottoms
Same, we named them after what they were gonna be cooked as
your birds have giga chad names, meanwhile mine's name is squiggles
Squiggles is goofy cute ngl
I love him
But @grizzled meadow seems like the Top from what ive seen so far
i call him lord squiggles because i have never known an animal with more contained chaos
You just think so
Hes such a bottom
Falco is my Top
The rooster in our coop one time scratched the living shit out of me when I went to collect eggs (I still have scars from it) and it turned out he was trying to protect me from an egg eating snake that was in the coop
He was such a great rooster
We all loved him to death
we had chickens at my old house, but i've moved out since
we had a hen/rooster combo called salt and pepper
W couple
That was the only time he ever hurt or even acted like he was going to hurt us
Lmao my chickens were named extra crispy, tiki Marsala, and gumbo after chicken based dishes
morbid but W names
how come I've never seen a microwave commercial
TRUE
big
SO TRUE
product sells itself
gigachad microwave doesnt need a commercial
RIP
fucked
This
Rest in suffering

OH GOD NOT THE RECYCLING EMOJI
Deserved punishment for the comment about my daughter 💪
Indeed
No one messes with gtanil
i missed 0.9 update while i was in spain so i'm installing that now
im going to cum in the wish granter
time to start a new invictus run 
Bro what
My wish is cumming in the wish granter.
And i though i was the weird one here huh
You are
You aren't even close.
wtf is that
don't say it don't think it
get out of my head


