🎪bruh-fart

[stone blade]

AAAAAAAAAAA

[grizzled meadow]

inb4 stop talking

[stone blade]

YOUR FAMILLY

will stop talking

[pastel quartz]

https://fractalsoftworks.com/forum/index.php?topic=11598.0 @rose ferry @winged phoenix @midnight tree when do we play starsector together

[stone blade]

never

also hi maja

fk you maja

[pastel quartz]

hiiiii

fk me

[stone blade]

I hope youre good maja

[pastel quartz]

i dont

[stone blade]

You dont hope youre good?

sadge

[amber marsh]

Dam say less

[stone blade]

f m

i said less

[amber marsh]

Lmao

[stone blade]

Im funny i know

[pastel quartz]

nvm

[stone blade]

REJECTED

[amber marsh]

The duality of the cheeseburger

[devout hull]

All around me are familiar faces.

Don't like these places

Don't like these faces.

[stone blade]

then dont go to these places

[devout hull]

get yo face outta my screen fool

[stone blade]

No.

[devout hull]

shiet

[stone blade]

Who are you to tell woodskov what to do

[amber marsh]

[devout hull]

@final cedar

[amber marsh]

Looks about right

[uncut yew]

https://youtu.be/6MjoD6D5wMc

[runic kernel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/757498702557347950/1090568080503087195/catscaree.webm

[weak jackal]

https://twitter.com/Kai_Texel/status/1640756655439634432

KΛITEXEL ⚓ @C2E2 #O-08 (@Kai_Texel)

Goodnight, sweet prince…

Likes

25252

Retweets

5247

Twitter · Mar 28, 2023, 4:44 PM

[shrewd sierra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/750903242883596468/1090481414115442760/Garfield_Shitposter____LocalBateman__1635047790060_230313_103125.mp4

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/gc0lmk3tuwma1.png

[heavy peak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789624196615372815/806968838070599680/heckabout.mp4

@grizzled meadow https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/926581383680385084/1090564412835893318/IMG_20230329_121234_349.jpg

[grizzled meadow]

BRO

THAT'S FUCKING BOUNCE

[hot snow]

Nokia games are fire

can't change my mind

[heavy peak]

Only OG's know what this is: 787898

[hot snow]

nuclear launch code

of course I know

[stone blade]

who will get this reference

[hot snow]

roblox

I'm gonna die soon aren't i

[solar obsidian]

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/tKobl50jrLk/mqdefault.jpg

[grizzled meadow]

PTPTWT?

[stone blade]

the only mf that can defeat thanos @grizzled meadow

I bought

white monster

👍

bout to drink some cum

[hot snow]

is there a monster you haven't bought?

[stone blade]

I mean

yes

the ones that are not sold in bulgaria

obviously

theres tons of different monster varieties that I havent tried

[hot snow]

you should make it your life journey to get every flavour of monster

[stone blade]

but so far I've bought all that were available in bulgaria

life goal

if fail start podcast
if succeed have heart attack

[hot snow]

my life goal is to taste every kind of cheese

except the rotten one

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/9v2v1cisilqa1.jpg

[hot snow]

cause that's just foul

[stone blade]

do we count dick cheese

[hot snow]

no

that's not fucking cheese

[stone blade]

Shame

yes it is

@grizzled meadow confirm

[weak jackal]

walnut cheese is p good

[hot snow]

if I ever get to taste every flavour of cheese except dick cheese

i will taste it

[stone blade]

then you wouldn't have tasted every kind of flavour

[hot snow]

BUT ONLY if I taste every other type first

[stone blade]

there we go

i have

very important question

[hot snow]

if I have to taste dick cheese.you have to taste an actual monster creature once you taste every kind of monster

[stone blade]

wtf do you call these

[stone blade]

Deal

[hot snow]

well what the hell are they first of all

[stone blade]

peanuts with idk

[maiden lance]

chili nuts but I prefer wasabi ones more

[grizzled meadow]

Cheese puffs?

[stone blade]

orange stuff on top

no

[maiden lance]

lidl my beloved

[stone blade]

LIDLLLLLLLL

[hot snow]

sound good

[stone blade]

no theyre not cheese puffs

I checked

[hot snow]

if it is nuts with something on top I'd be all over thrm

[stone blade]

yeah they resemble chili nuts

[hot snow]

i love nuts

[stone blade]

[maiden lance]

they just nuts with crispy coating

[stone blade]

I'm sure you do

[stone blade]

ye

I love them

we call them

prepare okay

Beer nuts

Why?

I have no clue

nobody even eats them with beer

falco shut I see you

[grizzled meadow]

Bro got the n-pass, don't deny him anything

[maiden lance]

thats not my hand

[grizzled meadow]

Damn, I tried

[stone blade]

why do people call me sexist

I love sex

[grizzled meadow]

why do people call me feminist

I love women

[stone blade]

why do people call me homophobic
I love my house

🤝 🤝 🤝 🤝 amazing jokes everyone

we are truly childish

[hot snow]

why do people call me pshychopath I love exploring other paths

[grizzled meadow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rud-hmDcfFM

[stone blade]

havent heard that one

we have a little bob the builder here

bitch not even calling bob the builder will fix your relationship with your father

he cant rebuild the relationship

same thing

dont ruin my joke

fk you

your family

[solar obsidian]

okay it's time for my face reveal. this is me guys, please don't make fun of me. falco can i have that n-pass now?

[stone blade]

No

[solar obsidian]

racist

[pastel quartz]

waa i miss those

[pastel quartz]

hot

[stone blade]

I know

and I'm going to win

[stone blade]

yes

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789624196615372815/806968838070599680/heckabout.mp4

[austere shadow]

You look like a guy who could have a pig beniz

[stone blade]

no

[solar obsidian]

[ruby minnow]

he showed it to me

its small

[austere shadow]

No way

[ruby minnow]

[solar obsidian]

slander

[weak jackal]

whiteboy7thst

[solar obsidian]

@grizzled meadow

this should be a command

[grizzled meadow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1087353102098767902/speed_1.gif

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1087353117068238898/speed_2.gif

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-music-monkey-monkey-listening-to-the-music-monkey-chill-vibin-gif-24320967

[remote vine]

Don’t be shy. Show us the full pic

[solar obsidian]

hmm. gimme a minute

[remote vine]

Pog

[solar obsidian]

still waiting for permission to post, so it might take a while. sorry for the inconvenience

can't announce masturbation because of the 1984 #📄rules 😔

[grizzled meadow]

I'll take the bullet

[solar obsidian]

wow

you stole my meme

[somber warren]

nic nacs

or knock off nic nacs

[solar obsidian]

:(

[uncut yew]

Yoooo, Alesto Cruspies

[urban ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/390310690113454082/1090416680708087888/stooge.mp4

[heavy peak]

@grizzled meadow

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-gorilla-gigachad-truth-ape-gif-25197827

I don't care if you exile me.

My spirit lives on

[crimson flame]

jesus fucking christ falco

[solar obsidian]

what a pervert

[devout hull]

coc

[devout hull]

cocko

mucho galaxy cocko

[errant river]

What a fascinating star pattern

[devout hull]

Our galaxy's name comes from this dude cumming in it.

We're all made of star cum.

[errant river]

Wow everything is cum

[solar obsidian]

we are the sex organs of the machine world

[grizzled meadow]

@pastel quartz

[solar obsidian]

wack video color

[errant river]

This is epic

[remote vine]

Poggers

[devout hull]

I thought he was japanese?

[remote vine]

They get confused often

[pastel quartz]

Monke

https://tenor.com/view/funny-monkey-spin-spinning-aaa-gif-16051960

Why monkeys are human like creature

I don't like those things to look like me

[amber marsh]

That is way too real

[pastel quartz]

Wish I was kidnapped and raised by monke

[devout hull]

JoCat wants to date one of the characters.

https://youtu.be/qj8kqmLpYO8

[pastel quartz]

[azure iron]

you should see what they can do to a human face

[devout hull]

This guy made a whole ass rap on the spot for the i like girls song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KILj51E4REQ&t=1335s

[pastel quartz]

Using a shotgun against it?

[oblique spire]

No

[oblique spire]

No.

[fading shuttle]

he still makes liking women sound like the most homosexual thing

[amber marsh]

Mans got that reverse receding hairline cut

[amber marsh]

BUSSY SUCKA FOR LIFE BABY

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/750151136358564010/1090603982679986226/rgjgmi6nxjqa1.mp4

large

[devout hull]

🤝

[amber marsh]

He looks very supportive

[devout hull]

That's a big lad.

[amber marsh]

Das a big big boy, big ahh boy

He seems very cuddly

I wonder what his natural diet consists of

[proud torrent]

local children

[devout hull]

legs

of local children

[amber marsh]

I'm happy to hear both

[proud torrent]

dude could probably eat a chicken breast or drumstick on his own each day no problem

[amber marsh]

I mean, I'm pretty sure that's normal for a normal cat, he can probs ear a whole 3 course meal

Dam bro I would kill for some cuddles rn dam

[vestal nova]

How about you

Get yourself some bitches

[somber warren]

i support this message

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-ltg-gif-24660602

[warped elm]

cope and seethe

[somber warren]

what the hell

[warped elm]

https://tenor.com/view/dbz-discord-gif-24306382

[somber warren]

i cringed so hard and wished for the message to be gone

and it worked

[pastel quartz]

synt i didnt mean it

please

;3

[heavy peak]

$350 fine

[pastel quartz]

uwu

[solar obsidian]

cope what

[eternal dawn]

why is this chat the way it is

[pastel quartz]

who are you

[slim osprey]

New blood

[solar obsidian]

degeneracy

[warped elm]

https://tenor.com/view/fry-about-it-fry-cry-about-it-cry-crying-gif-23004146

[pastel quartz]

hes a fed

[somber warren]

i am asking myself this question every day

[slim osprey]

You've been here for long enough

You know the answer

[eternal dawn]

not new. ive been watching for a while now. but its so weird. and here. on stalker. it doesnt make any damn sense

[somber warren]

Yes and Bc of the Rules i will not elaborate

[eternal dawn]

and the fact that yall fight over who has claim to this chat is so strange

[solar obsidian]

wdym?

[eternal dawn]

some great memes here sometimes, im gonna be honest. be everything else baffles me

[solar obsidian]

that is true

[somber warren]

so we should just leave it as it is and not try to do anything about it?

[slim osprey]

The fuck is this supposed to mean

[eternal dawn]

it might be a meme, but ive seen more than one "this chat once was.... but now we" letters

[heavy peak]

Welcome to the #🎪bruh-fart experience

[pastel quartz]

why do you care so much

[proud torrent]

https://i.redd.it/jpmtpzqt69y81.gif

fry about it

[solar obsidian]

ah, "the good old days"

[eternal dawn]

i dont. i am boredum

[somber warren]

wait until he sees the Brainfart lore

[eternal dawn]

NO

please god no

[slim osprey]

Pull up the spreadsheet of lore

[solar obsidian]

it's because the server blew up, new users came and made the chats cringe

[somber warren]

its pinned, should be at least

[eternal dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/backhand-slap-powerslap-gif-21407086

[pastel quartz]

x

[slim osprey]

Yeah I know

[somber warren]

fucking new users, ruined brainfart

[heavy peak]

Yes, you can always leave

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/eggman_slap-gif-24023679

[pastel quartz]

eww aksel is 2002

[eternal dawn]

ok, i suppose it makes just a little more sense. but why here?

[solar obsidian]

still, i am also the one who came with the crowd of that 1 drewski video

[somber warren]

and what are you? 2001? lmao

[slim osprey]

2005

[pastel quartz]

no, im 2005

[slim osprey]

Knew it

[somber warren]

what the hell

literally a kid

[slim osprey]

Mhm

[pastel quartz]

i thought aksel was a dad :C

[slim osprey]

I mean

It's obvious they are not old

[somber warren]

he can't be, he is a virgin

[slim osprey]

No bitches

[somber warren]

fr

[slim osprey]

Can't even pull men

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/ted-kaczynski-ted-ted-k-gif-20150378

[somber warren]

he doesn't know that he actually needs to talk to wemen to get bitches

[solar obsidian]

why here, as in why in #🎪bruh-fart?

[eternal dawn]

as in why stalker gamma

[pastel quartz]

theres no ,, why '' it just happened

none of it has a meaning

[solar obsidian]

now that is a good question. its similar to fallout new vegas fans. most of us are lgbtq or just plain degenerates for some reason

[somber warren]

don't listen to maja, its all a psyop

[solar obsidian]

yeah, dont believe anything that maja says, he enjoys lying

[pastel quartz]

im bored :c

[eternal dawn]

i mean if you look here youd have no choice but to think otherwise

[slim osprey]

Gen z basically

[somber warren]

real

[somber warren]

i wear the badge of "Brainfarts Straightest Male" with pride

[eternal dawn]

anyone here born before 01?

[somber warren]

yep

[solar obsidian]

1998

[crimson flame]

me

[pastel quartz]

gen z stays outside with speakers, alcohol and cigs, going to school

we are jsut degens

[eternal dawn]

96, anyone got that beat

[pastel quartz]

theres like 88 here

[slim osprey]

You are not the oldest here

[pastel quartz]

ur not special

[somber warren]

i'm 99

[solar obsidian]

thats not what gen z means

[crimson flame]

we had a literal 80yo grandpa

[pastel quartz]

our gen z is like that

imagine being young and wasting your life like this what im doing

[eternal dawn]

everyone is special, which is nothing special. so really no one is special

[solar obsidian]

everybody wastes their life somehow

[pastel quartz]

thats crazy bro

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/292475472594337792/1084589835454525470/xqcCrayon.gif

[slim osprey]

Everyone wastes their life

[somber warren]

i hate this mf so much

[pastel quartz]

ikrrr i love himm

[somber warren]

can't even understand a word he is saying

[grizzled meadow]

Because it's true, it's not a meme

• who the fuck are you

Go back to lurking

[somber warren]

mf looks like a Adderall junkie

[pastel quartz]

thats what i said

[solar obsidian]

i really dont understand why people like xqc, he's boring and too fake. i know most streamers are fake but xqc doesnt even give effort to look real

[grizzled meadow]

Mf barge in complaining when he absolutely did nothing to the cause

[eternal dawn]

wait, before i go. does everyone here actually play stalker?

[grizzled meadow]

"This place do be lookin' strange" mf you lurk

[pastel quartz]

fish

[somber warren]

he even fakes his voice lmao

[slim osprey]

No

[grizzled meadow]

Yes we play Stalker

[solar obsidian]

yes i do

[trim pilot]

We clowning on someone?

[slim osprey]

Yes

[somber warren]

ye

[grizzled meadow]

On a more serious note, wtf do you expect from the meme channel?

[eternal dawn]

memes

i expected memes

[solar obsidian]

im not trolling, im being serious unironically

[grizzled meadow]

I don't understand the problem then

[slim osprey]

Post them then

[grizzled meadow]

We have memes

[pastel quartz]

this isnt emote.gg tho

[eternal dawn]

correct

[wary flume]

Shame

[grizzled meadow]

That was the past, not anymore

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/sure-john-cena-are-you-sure-gif-5783187

[slim osprey]

Femboys are banned

[somber warren]

is this irony?

[slim osprey]

But the rule isn't enforced

[grizzled meadow]

That shit is banned

[pastel quartz]

dad umm..

[grizzled meadow]

It is, can you see femboys?

[somber warren]

then enforce it

[grizzled meadow]

Don't

[pastel quartz]

we fucked in this chat like yesterday
the femboys i eman

[trim pilot]

We aren’t hiding femboys under the floorboards

[slim osprey]

Idk I haven't been here in a while

[grizzled meadow]

I know, I was thinking about you

[narrow lotus]

Englando spik?

[pastel quartz]

we, femboys, were lewd yesterday like old times

[slim osprey]

Bitches can't keep me out of their mind

[narrow lotus]

Muted them

[solar obsidian]

damn, maja be snitching

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/inglorious-basterds-call-me-call-happy-ecstatic-gif-3892199

[crimson flame]

bring out the milk

[pastel quartz]

help meeee im bored

[vestal nova]

"Herr Jakub... are you haiding eny... fembois unter ze floorbords?"

[trim pilot]

The femboys are definetly not being hidden under the floorboards mods

[solar obsidian]

go outside

[somber warren]

no one gives a fuck

[slim osprey]

Lobotomize yourself

[amber marsh]

Bitches only spend money, eat cheese and sleep, I want cuddles

[errant river]

Made this after seeing the irish floppers meme

[vestal nova]

Yeah, you should honestly west cheese

[pastel quartz]

kd, what wahwa idk what that means

[amber marsh]

West cheese?

[vestal nova]

Yeah

[pastel quartz]

south instead

[vestal nova]

Instead of easting the cheese

[pastel quartz]

are u a furry

[vestal nova]

hwat

[pastel quartz]

ur dc pfp is a furry

are u a furry

p!avatar @vestal nova

[foggy mantle]

Avatar for Riisn#2101

Links:
png | jpg | webp | gif

[solar obsidian]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1078456593693282414/floorboards_fb.jpg

[pastel quartz]

no not tihs one

[somber warren]

this mf needs glasses fr fr

[vestal nova]

True true

[trim pilot]

Brainfart furry arc confirmed?

[pastel quartz]

are u a furry

[vestal nova]

Doesn't seem right to me

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/951661935382913054.gif?size=96&quality=lossless

[grizzled meadow]

🤝

[solar obsidian]

lying again

[somber warren]

such a liar

[vestal nova]

Pathetic

[somber warren]

lying should be banned

[trim pilot]

Punishment is needed

[grizzled meadow]

Sending it again because it's a good meme

[ornate tulip]

Feed them to the snorks

[errant river]

Agreed it's art

[vestal nova]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/351082743880351755/1084174769164926996/caption-1-1.gif

[pastel quartz]

eek

[pastel quartz]

are u a furry

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/zyzz-glasses-zyzz-zyzz-pose-gif-26449511

[solar obsidian]

thats a compliment

[errant river]

This is heat, better than ufc

[slim osprey]

@grizzled meadow that's perfect

[somber warren]

murica moment

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/jordandabarbie-gif-20695419

[grizzled meadow]

Master emotes right here

I JUST WANT TO SHAKE YOUR HAND

Mf barge in here complaining about memes without even knowning who the fuck was Andrew

Smh smh smh

[somber warren]

fr fr

[slim osprey]

The golden age of gtanil

[vestal nova]

no

[slim osprey]

This mf wasn't even here when it happened

[pastel quartz]

liar

[trim pilot]

In the night of the black knives, gtanil the golden was first to perish

[grizzled meadow]

But he knows who Andrew is now

[vestal nova]

you have two rats on your pfp

[pastel quartz]

oh jesus christ u live near me ew

[grizzled meadow]

At least he knows

[slim osprey]

He caught up on brainfart lore

[somber warren]

hey i know more about gtanil then falco okay

[grizzled meadow]

Just because I forgor...

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/kinblood-fatnigga-dance-body-wave-gif-12436053

[somber warren]

how could you forget....

[heady crow]

vans is still here?

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/perritos-amigos-panas-xd-jotcha-gif-22229577

[heady crow]

wtf

[pastel quartz]

Yes Im here

[pastel quartz]

we live in the same place dummy

[midnight tree]

Whaaaat i didn't know there was a coop mod

[vestal nova]

wdym

[grizzled meadow]

We unbanned him some time ago

[pastel quartz]

@everyone go world 344 wildy on OSRS

[pastel quartz]

voidevotzwtwo or whatever you call that-

[pastel quartz]

i didnt know either

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/see-i-didnt-know-that-chris-tucker-phat-tuesdays-i-was-unaware-i-didnt-know-gif-24914104

[solar obsidian]

time to yeet somebody

[lime dew]

i have a cool image, but i am unsure as to if i should post it

decisions

[vestal nova]

How the fuck do you live here but don't know how to spell it

[slim osprey]

What if I post something to ensure a ban?

[pastel quartz]

i can spell it but, i dont wanna speak that terrible fucking language
and voide-blah is english version of it

https://tenor.com/view/socker-smoked-fat-asia-pc-gif-7960508

[vestal nova]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/757211954384207882/1069257031212605440/4x.gif

[lime dew]

what do y'all think

[solar obsidian]

man, you really are into fat men, huh?

[pastel quartz]

No sir

I have 3k rad what do i do

[solar obsidian]

just send here and pray

[pastel quartz]

how far away from lublin are you

[somber warren]

die

[lime dew]

eh, you have convinced me

[devout hull]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVvwXCkfHb8

Why is your HOUSE still hairy?

[vestal nova]

75ish kms

[crimson flame]

impossible

[pastel quartz]

[vestal nova]

what

[somber warren]

run away, maja is just trying to get in your pants

[pastel quartz]

thats almost the same as me-

[vestal nova]

wtf

[solar obsidian]

@vestal nova how old you are?

[trim pilot]

2

[pastel quartz]

hes old as fuck, look at his steam account

might be my dad at this point

[slim osprey]

Why are you stalking him

[vestal nova]

23

[trim pilot]

Sugar daddy?

[slim osprey]

Actual fucking fed behavior

[pastel quartz]

i stalk everyone that comes here

[solar obsidian]

can you be the father of maja and turn him into a normal human being?

[slim osprey]

Thank fucking god I have nothing for you to find out

[somber warren]

Beatings

[trim pilot]

You didn’t do it to me

[vestal nova]

Probably not

[solar obsidian]

a true stalker 🤝

[pastel quartz]

yeah because you are annoying as fuck
nothing to stalk about if i dont wanna find out more about you
the less you know the better you sleep

[oblique spire]

Grab the belt

[somber warren]

fuck it, grab the tire iron

[trim pilot]

Yeah I’m extremely autistic what do you expect

[oblique spire]

Wanna team up?

[pastel quartz]

nothing

[somber warren]

for sure🤝

[oblique spire]

I go for the belt across the mouth, and you go for his kneecaps

Unstoppable together

[pastel quartz]

@midnight tree look at me!!

[vestal nova]

Just ask lmao

[somber warren]

maja would prob like the belt part tbh

[trim pilot]

Also I don’t even knoww what I did to you @pastel quartz

[pastel quartz]

hot

[slim osprey]

You two realize he's probably into that, right?

[vestal nova]

Am de captin nou

[grizzled meadow]

Not me though
Let's hear the reason

[pastel quartz]

nothing, i love you

[oblique spire]

Fuck

[somber warren]

i told you

[oblique spire]

What about

uh

[pastel quartz]

im scared of you

[uneven sinew]

Cause you Italian Mafia

[slim osprey]

Wanna know how to beat people like that?

[grizzled meadow]

What, why

[slim osprey]

Don't give them attention

[slim osprey]

Italian mafia obviously

[pastel quartz]

when i came here the only thing i heard was ,, OMG FALCO IS COMING, HIDE '' so to this point ur a big scary guy

[oblique spire]

uhhhhh

Got a spare tire iron?

[pastel quartz]

and in reality i would never think i'd write with you so, didnt have a reason to stalk you

[pastel quartz]

i dont understand

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/captain-phillips-tom-hanks-captain-richard-phillips-barkhad-abdi-abduwali-muse-gif-5096442

[midnight tree]

Yes, you're learning well

[pastel quartz]

thanksss

[pastel quartz]

oh, thanks for the translation

[oblique spire]

Hans is ready to light someone the fuck up

[vestal nova]

Hans apparently has a buttplug up his ass

[grizzled meadow]

Give name of the movie

[edgy abyss]

There is us no need to be afraid of Lord Falco. Simply leave a plate if pasta at his feet and he will grant you favor...

[oblique spire]

what

[vestal nova]

Then why the f did you stalk me

[pastel quartz]

i asked if ur a furry and it took me like 7 mintues to get an answer, i get more info quickly if i stalk you ymself

[slim osprey]

He's trying to unstuck his balls from his legs

[grizzled meadow]

Also call the fire department: we just found a new literally me

[slim osprey]

IDK ‼️

[vestal nova]

why he standin like that

[oblique spire]

He's posted up

[pastel quartz]

ur gumbitos friend, i never saw you, so i always click somebodys profile
then it turned out ur a furry

[somber warren]

Hell let Loose MG42 Enjoyer🤝

[slim osprey]

@grizzled meadow

[vestal nova]

trooly a bruh moment

[oblique spire]

Eyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[oblique spire]

I unlocked the MG42 like yesterday

[pastel quartz]

me for the past 4 years

[oblique spire]

Got sick of the MG34

so I just grinded Machine Gunner instead of playing tanks

[somber warren]

its so fun, literally killing machine

[oblique spire]

It is really fucking fun

[vestal nova]

How the fuck am I a furry

[somber warren]

wait until you mow down your first Garrison spawn wave

better then sex

[oblique spire]

Question

[trim pilot]

Erm achually

[oblique spire]

are you also a fellow Armor enjoyer?

[pastel quartz]

ur pfp is a furryy

[vestal nova]

Then wtf are you

[ornate tulip]

Just ignore them. It's the best thing you can do.

[pastel quartz]

i have cute puppies

[somber warren]

sometimes, but i had to deal with stupid ass teammates that don't talk to much so i mostly stick to infantry

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/perritos-amigos-panas-xd-jotcha-gif-22229577

[vestal nova]

So you fuck small dogs?

[oblique spire]

My man

[pastel quartz]

no

[oblique spire]

I have a slot open for you

[vestal nova]

Exactly

[pastel quartz]

they look cute, im just matching with a cutie

[oblique spire]

How does being either a driver or a commander in a Panther G sound?

[trim pilot]

Lol

[grizzled meadow]

Impossible to live in a tidy room

[hoary elk]

Seiba

[somber warren]

maybe later, still got some shit do to

[oblique spire]

Bet

When my mate is on next I'll let ya know

see if you're free

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/based-so-fucking-zased-sam-hyde-samir-al-hyden-samuel-hyde-costco-incident-gif-23747241

[somber warren]

bet 🤝

[slim osprey]

Alright time to work

[oblique spire]

Uno problem though...

The ping

depending on what country you're in

[somber warren]

i'm from germany

[ornate tulip]

Good luck.

[oblique spire]

Pretty much on the other side of the world from me

[somber warren]

that might be a problem

us or asia?

[pastel quartz]

did anybody play ready or not with somebody from a different continent here

[oblique spire]

I'm an aussie

[hoary elk]

My condolences

[somber warren]

ohhh, then i would get like a 350 ping

[oblique spire]

lmfao

[wary flume]

🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪

[oblique spire]

Any Australians here with a thirst for Panther G gameplay in HLL

hmu

[wary flume]

Bet I’m down

[oblique spire]

Ayo bet

[wary flume]

I’m a filthy pleb Xbox player tho

[oblique spire]

Does HLL have cross compatibility?

[wary flume]

Yeah

[somber warren]

wait it does?

[wary flume]

Yeah I’ve played with pc players

[somber warren]

time to murk some console plebs

[wary flume]

Honestly I’ve seen some pretty good Xbox players

[oblique spire]

aight how we add each other

[somber warren]

do they have aim assist?

[wary flume]

What’s your T17 name

[wary flume]

Nope

Like dayz

No assists

[somber warren]

must be so hard to do micro adjustments to your aim when you shoot at pixels 400 meters away

[trim pilot]

is mya done rizzing?

[wary flume]

It is

[oblique spire]

the fuck is that

[wary flume]

It’s a pain in the ass

[wary flume]

What’s your screen look like

[somber warren]

can't you just plug in mouse and keyboard?

[wary flume]

Prolly but I don’t have mine with me rn

[oblique spire]

like main menu?

[wary flume]

Ouch

[wary flume]

Yeah

[oblique spire]

in a match atm

ill send a pic soon

[wary flume]

Oh

Aight

[primal kiln]

I'm pretty sure it's the opening to the original Dragonball show

[wary flume]

If I matchmake what’s the bet I get into the same lobby

[hoary elk]

This is a personal attack

[wary flume]

What map you on

Are you go_jetters

[grizzled meadow]

Yes it's Dragonball something

[wary flume]

Nah

[somber warren]

balls

[oblique spire]

well

[pastel quartz]

Hello

[oblique spire]

if you have the same server up on the list

pretty high

[somber warren]

Matchmaking? Console players don't have server list?

that sounds horrible

[oblique spire]

Peak infantryman gaming

2 MG42s in a bunker

Going BRRRTTTTTT

[proud torrent]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/864212566460989490/1090409303850094592/redditsave.com_heartwarming_video_of_a_southern_grandfather-06rzpjt13qca1.mp4

[oblique spire]

down a hill

[somber warren]

the one anti tank on the enemy team

[oblique spire]

They don't have the time to do it

hehhehee

I see one pixel move?

BRRRRRRRRT

[somber warren]

maybe it was a enemy, maybe a friendly, maybe just a branch

anyways its dead now

[solar obsidian]

🙏

[oblique spire]

Correct

[solar obsidian]

you are balenciaga harry

[somber warren]

Squadmate Pings something, you just unload
Squadmate: thx mg you just saved my ass

Mg42 in a nutshell

[oblique spire]

real

[wary flume]

I think I’m in your lobby

Fire off a burst

[oblique spire]

I doubt it

firing now

[wary flume]

Ouch

[oblique spire]

gonna mag dump

[somber warren]

[wary flume]

Nvm

[wary flume]

I got fucked by and mg

We lost

I joined with 5 mins left in a game

[oblique spire]

this is the server im on anyway

[wary flume]

Oh your not in a public game

[errant river]

Is that hell let loose? Is it worth gettin into?

[oblique spire]

HAHAHAHAHAH

piddly US machine gunner tried fucking with me

[wary flume]

No server browser on Xbox

[somber warren]

if you like hardcore shooters yes 100%

[oblique spire]

Don't try to outfire an mg42

[wary flume]

Big sadge

[errant river]

Closest i have played to that is vietnam rising storm, sounds fun i like the look of it and the tanks

[oblique spire]

It is VERY fun

highly recommend

especially Germany

fucken

Panther G

Tiger 1

[errant river]

Epico

[oblique spire]

Panzer IV

[devout hull]

Welp, just heard sounds from someone else's microphone in my headphones.

[oblique spire]

MG42 +MG34

[errant river]

That's delicious

[somber warren]

its pretty similar to rs, but having a mic is a must

[oblique spire]

Not a must

I play without a mic

[somber warren]

[oblique spire]

Fun fact: If you mow down an enemy team, your teammates don't give a fuck if you have a mic or not!

[errant river]

My pc been ded for a month now craving a lot of games

[devout hull]

Anyone ever just chill while reading some stories, and then your headphones feed you the sounds of breathing, typing and clicking?

[errant river]

https://tenor.com/view/knut-knut-twitch-malding-throw-headset-gif-20746291

[wary flume]

I’m mad that Xbox dosent have server browser

[devout hull]

I'm hoping this happened because my hardware picked up the sounds of an old ass phone.

Otherwise, some lil freak fucked up their hacking or something.

[errant river]

I thought you heard something from a voice chat, tf

[devout hull]

Nope.

[errant river]

[oblique spire]

Honestly the best fun you can have in HLL is when you're rolling into a town

[errant river]

I'd stock up on vpns

[devout hull]

If it happens again, I'm gonna try disconnecting from the internet. See if it's actually a hardware thing.

[oblique spire]

you're an infantrymen running with a squad of other infantrymen

running behind a heavy tank

OR

you're in that heavy tank

[amber marsh]

@pastel quartz just that? xD

[oblique spire]

punching holes in anything that moves

[pastel quartz]

huh, what more, i dont talk

[devout hull]

Just saying. If I suddenly start spamming weird links in here, I probably got hacked.

[errant river]

Sends said weird links on purpose

[devout hull]

Downloaded antivirus, it just picked up cheat engine and shit. Nothing out of the ordinary.

[somber warren]

cheat engines are known to steal your data my man

[proud torrent]

discord users avoiding phishing sites and sketchy downloads challenge (impossible)

probably just the lame "try my friends game" shit going around

just casually download some .exe file from a site someone links

[trim pilot]

many people on discord are less intelligent than apes

[proud torrent]

there's old people on discord too

[oblique spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/881146858775388211/1089158828622356540/20230325191308_1_2.jpg

@somber warren Screenshotted this the other day

(The jumbo hadn't seen me in the Panther G yet)

[proud torrent]

https://tenor.com/bSZG1.gif

[errant river]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-gaming-monkeys-monkey-gif-18155866

[lime dew]

i had shitty headphones that did that once

[oblique spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/881146858775388211/1089158630533767279/20230325183639_1_2.jpg

[errant river]

This goes so damn hard

[errant river]

Heat

[oblique spire]

And a mate took this while I was driving the Jumbo

[devout hull]

Bluetooth or cabled?

[oblique spire]

Casual stroll through Hill 400

[devout hull]

Mine are bluetooth, but I didn't get a connection sound indicating someone else connected to it.

[somber warren]

[lime dew]

cabled

[somber warren]

this could be a loading screen tbh

[oblique spire]

It very well could be

went for the old 1940s camera style y'know

[proud torrent]

bluetooth peripherals are always such a shitty experience idk how people do it

[trim pilot]

musket posting hours

[oblique spire]

making it all black and white yknow

and let me find the other one I have

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/881146858775388211/1089159033400864809/20230325191340_1_2.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/881146858775388211/1089159248778371122/20230325195150_1_2.jpg

[proud torrent]

I would rather deal with a cord than the mental load of keeping track of battery life and connection of half a dozen doohickies and thingamajigs

[devout hull]

My only complaint is that my headphones can't do stereo sound and have the mic on at once.

[oblique spire]

Half the fun for me in HLL is getting nice pictures

https://youtu.be/7Pv0u7uMn-g

This also goes hard when mowing down US soldiers

[proud torrent]

I'm not reading all that, glad for you or my condolences idk

[crimson flame]

average gen z attention span moment

i have earphones with removable cables so if it dies i just buy a new cable

which is usually 1/3 the price of the earphone

[proud torrent]

ye cables are reliable if you aren't just fucking your electronics up

[crimson flame]

i do have both wires and wireless

[proud torrent]

only wireless thing I converted to was charging because charger ports like to wear down faster than phone lifespan

[crimson flame]

my TWS is fuckin amazing, i've been using it for almost a year and the battery never run out when i use it

fiil t1 lite btw

[crimson flame]

huh.. thats true.. never thought of that

i should buy one

welp seems like my realme gt master doesnt support wireless charging

[eager igloo]

Wireless charging has worse power efficiency

[eager igloo]

Quentin Tarantino is based af

[somber warren]

fr fr

[oblique spire]

ah wait

I have one more picture we took once we knocked out a Panther G

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/881146858775388211/1089158331597344788/20230325195038_1_2.jpg

That's me on the Jumbo hehe

[stone blade]

I miss heroes and generals

was a fun game

[oblique spire]

Ew

[stone blade]

I enjoyed it

[oblique spire]

Do yourself a favour

get HLL

@somber warren

we do miniscule amounts of tomfoolery

[somber warren]

i just onetapped a dude with hip fire with my mg42

a truely versatile weapon

[oblique spire]

Turns out US transport trucks are not immune to MG42 fire

Who would've thought

[somber warren]

i just destroyed a russian logi with one burst lmao

[oblique spire]

a what

You can tell what I play most hehe

[somber warren]

russian logi literally made out of paper

[oblique spire]

what the fuck is a Russian logi

[oblique spire]

This goes hard as a wallpaper

[queen jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/blm-gif-25815938

[pastel quartz]

dominating the zone with a tiger and mg42

oh god

[oblique spire]

hehe

Come across a US transport truck travelling down the road? You may think, I should shoot the driver. Nein! Use your MG42 to explode the engine block instead

[proud torrent]

this was the kid who said they think they're hitlers reincarnation and then nuked all their socials

[oblique spire]

[urban ocean]

https://vxtwitter.com/FaajirLibertas/status/1640223976621330433?cxt=HHwWgsC-6YbBn8MtAAAA

[onyx birch]

His public stoning until death is scheduled for tomorrow

https://tenor.com/view/the-hub-gif-21010881

[ornate tulip]

The golden ratio of a fat rat.

[trim pilot]

rat-io

[primal kiln]

https://fxtwitter.com/Anthrax_In_UK/status/1640910509531602949?t=gBy3W-r5SInlT_tOTLRR4A&s=19

[warped elm]

https://tenor.com/view/smile-gif-24718171

[final cedar]

https://youtu.be/AH-LyInSNYw

[final cedar]

did the tato pose with as swtich?

[orchid robin]

“Life is like a video game” then he is the bug the developers forgot to remove

[grim radish]

No he didn’t, the tweet is just full of replies of this video https://Vxtwitter.com/jacobdgingerich/status/1639674656318803969?s=46&t=GFcSntgCuyfIFELhD4q5iw

[final cedar]

i don gettit

[grim radish]

Cuz he said life is like a video game, they just making fun of tate

[warped elm]

the thumbnail alone

wojak memes and images have ruined internet society

[crimson flame]

i saw this vid three times today

.... and i still laugh

[final cedar]

the sound that is so close to metal pipe falling has me in stitches

[devout hull]

Felt like posting this again: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpiB2wMc49g

[final cedar]

I hear this and I want somebody to step on my balls

[final cedar]

oh god oh fuck please step on me

[oblique spire]

ayo

[ornate tulip]

https://youtu.be/Hsy62VtKED4

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bDsTr.gif

[swift scarab]

Bro it’s a Wednesday

[digital quartz]

its a mentality thing

[final cedar]

get your sweat on. Muscle burn is good for you

[pastel quartz]

if you were the sun i'd continue staring even tho i'd go blind, as your beauty overcomes the pain i shall feel just to see you @rose ferry

[maiden wind]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/493156996644864001/1083124475329003550/VID-20230308-WA0008.mp4

[devout hull]

The kick artefact?

[crimson flame]

better than stalker 2 trailer

[fading shuttle]

real

[crimson flame]

eyyy i just finished my work out

[manic marlin]

isnt that against his religion or am i stupid asf

[hoary elk]

Real

[crimson flame]

obviously

[hoary elk]

UHHH

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1067704787770032151/1088299985369575536/9A7EA634-C7EE-4E93-B9A2-2FD8CE386787.gif

[manic marlin]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/981626169319378944/1029739231662317588/jaw.gif

[pastel quartz]

@heavy peak when do wep lay forza

[heavy peak]

Today

Because expansion is dropping

[pastel quartz]

i dont have it how can we play it today

[manic marlin]

is it dropping today?

[heavy peak]

Should be on 29th iirc

[manic marlin]

and i also heard that atmosphereics is built in

been having too many fkin issues i just cba

[stone blade]

@heady crow @fading shuttle @grizzled meadow @ruby minnow its us

[fading shuttle]

Real

[devout hull]

oh shit we getting inflation?

[pastel quartz]

can i join too?

i can sleep under the stairs

or on bruno

[stone blade]

its 5 pepes wdym

fine you can

[pastel quartz]

o- thanksssssss

[heavy peak]

Me on the side like

[stone blade]

you too

its literally us

[devout hull]

I don't need permission, I've already set myself up under the floorboards.

[heady crow]

us

[stone blade]

us

I'm him

[oblique spire]

Can I sleep in the walls?

[stone blade]

yes ofc

❤️

everyone who is a fren is welcomed

❤️

[pastel quartz]

Why everybody keep coming with their girlfriend to workout

[narrow lotus]

ivan knows i am outside in the bush

[stone blade]

iedy is protecting the house

sitting in bush with mutant

[oblique spire]

[pastel quartz]

I'm going to play with the dogs outside

[crimson flame]

[ornate tulip]

Mood

[fading shuttle]

it has been 1 hour since i started and the shaders are at 31%

thank you, last of us

[oblique spire]

What hardware you running

[fading shuttle]

i should be doing fine i think

[oblique spire]

Hmm

You should be doing fine

I think my CPU is a 3600 or smth

[fading shuttle]

but im not considering it took an hour for 30%

[oblique spire]

16gb of ram

[fading shuttle]

deadass just gonna leave this shit on overnight to do its thing

[oblique spire]

and a 3060, and it finished fairly quickly

[fading shuttle]

i dont have another 2 and a half hours to waste

[oblique spire]

I'm surprised that most people are having problems

Maybe I just got lucky

[fading shuttle]

gods best designed pc port, the game cant look so fucking good that it justifies a minimum of 30 mins wait time for some bloody shaders

[plain mica]

for me it took like 4-5 hours but i don't as good a pc

[urban ocean]

It is. Westernized types like him wouldn't last in the ME

[fading shuttle]

if a pc, whose specs fall under recommended, give or take, takes longer than 1 hour to do this shit, it means its a bad port

cant even experience the bloody game

[manic marlin]

was boutta say, he be all about his religion and shit but hes breaking its rules at the same time

[stone blade]

lmayo

gombo round boy @amber marsh

[amber marsh]

Oi

[mental bolt]

wowowowowo

Goood morning

[amber marsh]

I'm loosing weight okay?

[mental bolt]

Gumbito's hot bro

[amber marsh]

I'm 7 kilos down in like a month

[stone blade]

proud of you

[amber marsh]

Ty bro

[pastel quartz]

finally