#🎪bruh-fart
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i'm not saying you did anyuthing wrong by doing all of this shit in ym dms- i'm just saying it's a little weird to get mad at me after i dont respond to your ,, my girl 😈 ''
maybe the real maja was the friend we made along the way
then wahhhhhhh ur 30 year oldd weirdoo, ur a creepppp, after being the same shit in my dms
Incredible mistake calling Maja out
Maybe the real maja was the trap that was there all along
what the fuck where are my memes
wait you are a 30 year old wierdo tho, right? i can say that bc i didn't slide into your dm's 
of course!
damn im out of popcorn
send memes
Revelation Arc
GODDAMN I can't move from my PC that I start brainfart moments
I'm simply too good
Pinging Maja once, never again
this shit its giving me anxiety
i need food, but this is just too good
me too for real
dummyy!! if a person i'm writing to is disgusting or patheticc, there's no need for me to respond to him at all :c
and the only reason why im leaking this, is because you bullied me! just because you got rejecteddd :cccc
listen, until proven otherwise EVERYONE on the internet is a 30 year old man
#🎪bruh-fart please pause your brainfartness so i can make myself some food. thank you ❤️ 🤝
xqcL

bro💀
LORD HELP ME THE AMOUNT OF DAMN I HAVE
lmao

this is so good
real

i can't
Torres coming back at the perfect time
HAHAHAHA
YO WHERE
my throat hurts from laughing 
JOSTA WHERE
thank you 🤝. i wi- 💥
who is josta
you guys are silly goobers
weakest freedom member
josta these balls
tyrion no
@grizzled meadow
it's like this guy shitting on me for not responding him 💀
damn
he was about to send you a dp and everything
💀

i should start cosplaying as a thot 
you dun goofed
Dudes are actually unhinged
What's a dp
bruh lmao, never go full horny kids
WHAT'S A DP
dick pic
dick picl
I stand with maja
i stand with you too bruno! xqcL
Brainfart Moment fucking achieved
we stan maja
i never thought i would say this, but i guess i support maja on this one
Maja confusing Bruno with Cori, Maja moment
But this is another dude, right?
It's a different dude
Not the same dude
yeah that's my alt account
yeah its different guy
jeesh you dont need to tell them
maja, please share some more DM's with weirdos

the sad thing is, i believe you
@midnight tree Has my stalker added you yet?
maybe it's a quantum dude
nah i'm still waiting on the edge of my seat
fuck it, i'm here for it
the tier 3 sub one ?
why he wearin a hoodie inside
No no, different guy
huh?
how many stalkers do you have
Only 1 actual one. Nascar316 is not stalking me, hes just a little weird
yknow, like
bruh what are those fucking pick up lines. Did they ever work on anyone? like fr
youre gonna need to explain the stalker thing later then
Why not? I wear a hoodie in my home 
when i come back tovc
The shit dudes sent women/femboys/transgirls when they are horny is insane
does not mean its okay for you to rob
hey bro, you wanna fuck? 😏 😏 😈
Sure sure
fr
skill issue
i literally never, send anything like that. Like never in my whole life
just get warm
It's not official until it's on Facebook 
Good for you, but 90% of dudes are not like you
I like Straight forward no nonsense men
I dont have a faceboook

well i do have some randoms adding me on facebook
Then you can never be in a relationship, I'm afraid... 
D:
my pickup lines always work bc im a bottom
its called taking a hint
you got myspace?
WAIT
Ive got nothing
yes
there is a thing called: "nonverbal communication" ever heard of it? 
we are different ppl
nah 
dumbass. Mya is based
dummyyy, i need to say it 3rd timee, it's not bad you wrote like that in my dms, or anything like thattt
you got rejected, then you shat on me just because you got rejected and ghosted-
and beside that! i didn't ghost youu :c your conversation skills are below par, you are nonchalant, inexpressive, and your idea of taking an interest in me was a constant ,, my girl 😈 where are you from '' having a conversation with you was not mentally stimulating.
i didn't ghost you, i just stopped entertaining mediocrity.
what's a hint?
you got myspace? @winged phoenix
skill issue
MAJA WITH THE COPYPASTA
HOLY W
haiiii
tom and i went to primary school together
tomb?????
Okay I'm here I eat dinner give me popcorn
man you two go way back
enjoy ur meal dad
Yea we are basically related
fr
nyo :c
cori incest arc returning?
JOST NO
@grizzled meadow STOP HIM
this is just like the 23.02.23 but not as good
is this the femboy incident 
yes
yes
i remember you, me and some other fellas talking about it once i can't remember what conclusion we came to tho
brain rotted
yknow, you liking your dad and all
I DONT LIKE MY DAD

It's better actually, I haven't laughed this much for months 
notes don't lie
josta stop typing
other tgirl i knew said the same thing
GESÙ CRISTO MAJA REDEMPTION ARC
josta we dont want you here
STAI ZITTOOOOOOOOO
since when
Always?
we do 
🥺
You changed your mind quickly
tldr mnie nie bylo,co sie stalo
ew i dont play paladin, i only use bards
josta since you are here

wtf i forgot ur polish
?
JOSTA BRAINFART
JOSTA BRAINFART
who is josta
THE SEAL IS GOING TO BE BROKEN
josta ur mom
what did i fucking miss
@weary kindle #🎪bruh-fart message
Another promotion
bruh hell nah, you always acted geh. Also didn't you tell me you had a boyfriend? or am i mistaking you for crystal (if yes sorry)
why is this chat full of incest again
Josta these nuts
Not bad
Josta isn't typing anymore
JOSTA EMOTE
JOSTA EMOTE
I guess he really did leave
you promise? :3
josta is taking the "i will never type in brainfart challenge". please help him type here
:josta
@weary kindleeeeeeeeeeeeee

zamknij pizde
@weary kindle Falco said he'll ban you if you don't get your ass over here
I did have a boyfriend, but a femboy, thats different from men. Its just alot easier than dealing with women.
I am 90% attracted to women, and femininity but i can have a romantic connection with anyone, so that outweighs the attraction
@grizzled meadow 
Military grade copium
I WAS GONNA POST THAT
damn
😭
GOD DAMN JOSTABEERE GOLDEN ARC
women without dicks are like angels without wings 💪
i jsut did
@heady crow we're like two peas in a pod, you and i
Okay so Brainfart Moment take note everyone
Femboy has the word boy in it. Which makes a femboy, a male. Its simple logic common man
15/03/2023: maja W
im illeterate
You'll have to force him Falco, there's no other way
brainfart bachelorette when? We need to find 25 suitable guys for Cori to pick from
Male sure but boyish is different from manly
pin
a boyish girl is a tomboy, a manly girl is butch
what
is that corn plushie?
log off twitter pls <3
i dont suffer from same sex attraction, i thrive with it
lgbt stuff
what butch?
ur talking like some1 who does
yes
Butch has been a term for like ages
that corn looks fucking good tho bruh
Mainly used by lesbians
true :c i miss eating corm
BUTCH GENTLE
ACTIVE PASSIVE
TOP BOTTOM
you can't eat corn anymore?
i can
oh
Butch Gentle? Those two are not opposites of eachother?
but its winter, theres no corn here
i know a couple of lesbians, they never said anything like that
That's the point
the harvest struggle is real
Maybe the term has fallen out of fashion 🤔
Its an old term
youre old
me
us
that sounds stupid as hell
imagine being dutch, smh
Better butch than dutch
you mean swamp germans?
what does "butch" mean again?
"Butch is most often a term used to describe a lesbian, or sometimes a bisexual woman, who exhibits a masculine identity."
Only americans tho
p!hug @pastel quartz
so a tomboy?
No
no
no
not quite

sounds like a tomboy to me
Im gonna use a slur
simple as
Just think of a dyke
it's true, they are pretty hot ngl
against eastern european teenagers its morally right
do it, i dare you i double dare you mf
im a lot cuter than him ;3
Just imagine an ugly tomboy
Boom, you got a butch
what you dont realize its all this shit is bullshit
i would never fuck any girl that calls herself a "tomboy" or a "butch"
that are just huge red flags
You mean #🎪bruh-fart as a whole or something?

I mean since butch is a term for lesbians, im sure they also wouldnt want to have sex with you
🤝
let's be real, i'm the cutest of them all, my smile can melt the heart of even the coldest person on earth
you mf just said tomboys are hot so stfu
holy shit, good
Show your smile then
WAIT WAIT WAIT
You guys dodged the bullet
Let me explain
of course they want to, they just don't know it yet
no
he can be your angle or your debil
real
Pussy
what feeling am i supposed to experience from seeing this picture
@somber warren if a girl is a tomboy, she can be hot
But if she constantly mentions it, it cheapens her
See my point?
monkas
isnt that the bionicle song
bottom surgery was succesfull
you're a cock gobbling, floor licking little coomer
from like the line where they were flying and shit
tbh, if girl puts herself in any categories, huge turn off
shadow penis
have ur own opinion then 
Nuh uh
they dont care
exactly, even the hottest girl can be really un-attractive if she constantly talks about how hot she is
even meeee?
im v hot :3c
bonkle
yuh uh
you acting like i attacked you personally
Prove it
Nuh uh
not rlly, im juust sayin i dont see why ur so mad abt it
The cringe is always here
meoowww
i'm not mad. i just said its a turn off
instantly ruined
napalm crafting guide
cuz we're on discord
mozecie pszestac? moje pierogi sie pszepalily
It's the sex chat

red flag
I don't even
i do!
No way
ya i do
so we know what to do if we are in a relationship with him
i dunno maybe bc i was having a conversation?
Mental illness
proof
oki
ive played drg with her
im just adding to the schizo rants here
i can confirm
fr fr
fr fr
Real?
best driller i ever mined with fr
fr fr
drilled all the way to the drop pod and into my heart
real
you kinda are tho
real
no bc i saw the screenshots


i did it with over 16 people from this server, i only leaked yours, none of those people were WAHH UR 40 YEAR OLD CREEP, after i started ghosting them
they, like normal people, decided ,, ok nono, bye ''
Predator Rizz
PHDick
Wait what?
i wish i could do the predator growl thingy
The fuck did I miss?
i sorta can but it just sounds wrong
@winged phoenix did u want proof too i cant remember 
No
no
@tame halo is a horny little boy and got denied by maja
@slim osprey starts here
long story short
@tame halo 
me meowing

L
everybody knows i meow like a mf all day
What a dumbass
This might be the biggest L, in the History of Brainfart, ever.
😎
Biggest fucking L no doubt
BRO AM I MISSING ON ANOTHER POPCORN MOMENT
wait where are we at rn
tak
did something new happen
They should give him a pin of shame
it is true
moment
nah just the same shit and we are picking on @tame halo for getting a huge L
Add it to brainfart lore
I'll catch up later
what do we learn from this? think with your head, not your dick
tldr people meowing
two heads are better than one
This is a possibility 
i thinkerer betterer with two head
how about you give me some head... wait what
hes 16
I should get two bitches to give me head at the same time
Head x4
no he is not
my autism will find away to twist the outcome into something i can be satisfied with
yes he is
aksel doxxed
real and true
dont care
homie enjoying life, i like to see that
stock traders should be hung in the streets
i bet ted is hung yeah
based and true
Yes.
hmmm, if we marry i could get a green card right?
stocks are just nonsensical and all the top stuff is controlled by algorithms at this point
Depends if he has a full or empty stomach and if the edible is say in jello or chocolate.
Omg
But ya he should take atleast 500mg thc edible.
he should do all the drugs
cool nature i guess
you should OD that would be epic
We have a bar called the black mamba here. It's 500 or 1000. Worth it.
yall got those long ass hiking routes
longest official trails here are only like a week trip max up north
Acid and shrooms are best for those trips.
eat a whole sheet bro
take your benzos and when you notice that your benzos are gone you should call everyone you know and scream at them for stealing your benzos
average xanax experience
fun times
You're fucking weird.
i mean he has a reddit avatar as his discord pfp, of course he is wierd
this world shouldn't be a place where you have to take drugs to have fun is all i'm sayin
i get it
You're wrong.
ted embraces all aspects of himself. I respect him
die in a fire
How else will I connect with my ancestors you cuck.
lmao grow up bro, the world is not gonna change
just think hard enough dummy
smh
Why we even listening to a dipshit.
shut the fuck up, doomer
Keep your shit to your self shit slinger.
Because his last name is Mcgee
bro you are literally retarded
you're the retard here, retard
A touch of the tism indeed.
you're literally german
Yes
you are norweigian, thats german just further up north, so stfu
Nice
He is taking thc. He isn't gonna freak out at a scary movie unless he is naturally a bitch.
Don't drink any vodka with it
Not true.
all your good men got sent to war and died and you're a descendant of the gunk scraped off the bottom of the barrel
Not with thc

With acid sure, shrooms, sure. Not thc.
Okay so to recap:
maja: W
Samurai: L
Also Samurai: regret to not be muted forever
@pastel quartz congratulations for your W, this is an incredible moment to be online
jokes on you, my great grandpa fucked my great grandma before he got drafted and died
Gotem
if he died he clearly wasn't a good soldier smh
You think everyone is susceptible to weakness like you. Not true.
i wish
i feel like falco is about to colpire un uomo
You can do everything right and still lose
what going on
Not my fault your body is weak.
bruh the point of a solider is to die, thats there whole job. So he did a good job
Thc doesn't make you paranoid unless you already are.

We're all cringe?! Awww man
i sit here amongst the rubble of the normality of brainfart
Normality? In Brainfart? Do you smell burned toast?

Not my fault your only experience with thc is in your parents basement. I can see why you'd be paranoid.
we were all happy when we were cringe bro
Would
At this point me too
First time user ya. A seasoned user, nah.
Samurai aka KS-23 simped for maja
maja leaked messages because Samurai trashtalked maja
We found out maja rejected Samurai
Cue popcorn
Brainfart Moment: achieved
XDDDD
Maja W
who out here with all this rizz
Super rare btw
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Congrats! You just got turned down by the most horny person of brainfart!
what

Finnish foreplay?!
What a dumbass
huge L
And that person is a dude as well
You can't get lower than that
Double L

Rejected because cock too small.
Horny and homo, the lowest you can go

I like maja
tbh maja is starting to grow on me. Savage af
Impossible super secret canonical ending maja W
the uwu bullshit is just cringe
The uwu bullshit, too much horny, femboy, etc.
that's what im sayin
worse things have happened than this that we will not speak of
They don't like the homies kissing i guess.
maja is aight
Will he recover from the L though???
oh i know... was just giving an example
we do not speak of it
i will make sure he never forgets this day
Write it on his grave.
There was constant sexually charged content when the homo's ran brainfart.
Then there was a great Purge
yeah
holy fuck i knew this was gonna happen
YOOOO thanks for reminding me i got fresh pasta ready to boil
time for some grub
Do you salt the pasta water?
yea
Yes
duh
like the sea
They were honestly upset though at the new ruling of femshennanigans.
F word is verboten
good
Be a freethinker, dont salt the pasta water
i don't pay attention to the politics of discord
Ficken? Fahrrad Fahren?


Sadly, i cant even call my fellow queers slurs here
That shit was probably about a month long.
^
So all i understood is that Maja might be 30 and Samurai 12 years old
It was a month long war for my rights
basically, yes
Sorry fellas, but ive been a glowie on this server taking evidence of every meme sent into this server
You can say homo.

I appreciate it
The funny thing is how the whole situation started
I don't remember who said "is maja banned or something?"
I pinged maja
Shit started
omg hi madi hi hello hi
No way he's back
Madi was a beacon in the dark for them all. Brought them all in like flies to shit.
You've been tricked, youve been backstabbed, and quite possibly bamboozled
And we thank you for that
Yeah i have seen this kinda shit happen, cringe
I'm in charge of brainfart moments

real
its so good
had her a decade ago and still miss her
i was 13
i was flabberghasted
i've saved him
Bro can I say that I'm amazed by you, I still remember I had to warn you for something
I always thought I would ban you in a few days, but instead you are still here
night is still young
Bro has been here since July last year
Damn, that's crazy.
see, you can shitpost and still be civil
can we celebrate our join dates as second birthdays?
@weary kindle
I mean im still here
Valar dohaeris
man, i love fart memes 
why do his mucles look like hes wearing a hoodie
built different
HAHA
I'm taking my 🤝 back
???
IT WAS ME
Big traps and hes hunched over
FUCK OFF
Obese women get me going.
never understood feet or armpits but knees oh yeah
cause he worked out
we all have our demons
Hermetic
Reserve Bunker Hermetic Door ASMR for 10 Hours
does it safe you from head,eyes tho
Head lower nape 🙂
this is actually a thing
i was talking fetish demons but you do you boo
i know
and its not even that bad
Reminds me of markipliers meow vid
I've seen rounder earth's.
rat waaaa
real
poland
his people needed him
Nice, send pics.
bring back black spindle
same
Aksel and I love you
Great minds etc.
yes it's a love triangle but we all love each other
feel you brother
listening to a playlist based around hotline miami 2s soundtrack
so much dance with the dead
yeah they can, electric stimulation dummy
I wish him well on his journey
also do you guys know why dung beetles collect poop
Ty for reminding me
they put their eggs inside the poop and it keeps the eggs warm so they can hatch healthy
Im trying
real monkey hours fr
monster hunter moment
To get dung pussy.
dungussy
@heady crow I played hunt with RCC today, to replace you
Are you a carpenter brut fan?
blade runner moment
or something
i can't remember the plot
24th
I'm slowly replacing brüno
Ye within my own irl friend group
Gonna cum to Finland and hang out with em
Capcom released official art for all the Resident Evil 4 Remake Deluxe Edition exclusive costumes for Leon & Ashley.
To note: The game itself has some unlockable costumes, and a lot of unlockable cosmetics (you can combine cosmetics, like sunglasses, hats, with costumes).
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I wish Italy was real though..
carefuly cori, if you REALLY want to replace him you also have to become my midnight cuddlebuddy
beware
I'm waiting for the RE5 remake so I can play it with my brother
Hello my name is brüno and I like death metal :3
omg bruno hiiiiii
@heady crow
What why not?
It's shit
I saw carpenter brut live last august
It's still lots of fun coop
Any game is fun coop
WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES etc.
time to eat this singular portion of pasta that said "2 portions" on the package
smh
I feel like if the original game was bad doesn't it deserve a remake more that a good game?
Companies are out of touch with how much we need to eat fr
wtf why do you have pasta in 2 Portion sizes
just play back4blood 4head
welp, finished my spaghetti 🤌
2 cats woah
Gn chat
it's some name i can't remember
Such an eeper
wtf
gn bruno
GN other me @heady crow
Nightynight brüno
night, Bruno
the smallest size of pasta i can buy is 500g
goonight brungo
gn gn
I mean true but ideas are hard so why not just do it right in the remake?
Nightynight Cori

Gn!
sleep well all that are eeping
Nightynight Spice
i will never forgive the british for inventing jellied eels
I am going to sleep too. I wish all Brainfart residents a good night. Also don't forget that @tame halo took a huge L today. We shall never forget that
Daniela you're a resident evil fan right?
wait, all of you were talking about THAT guy?
Holy shit I'm glad he got exposed
LOL
i am an evil resident yes
Ok ok so should re5 get a remake?
no
Was it a 13 year old trying to fuck a 30 year old, or a 30 year old trying to fuck a 13 year old?
code veronica should
he acted like hes 30
start paying rent or get out of my house you evil resident
maja isn't in fact 30, I've seen the face
that 😄 and 😈
maybe a really good looking 30yo idk 
i wouldnt survive to that age
gn, Cori
So.. was it jailbait or pedophilia.
But you gotta admit a re5 remake coop would be sick tho right?
he said hes my age, we are both the same age if we strust him
oooo!! haumbeureger
Bussy pass denied.
Please, me next. I want magic powers.
I'll take no powers and a harem to protect me also.
<@&1080422359049191505>
Remember your past Madirex
no, he acted like he is fucking 12
throwinga tantrum over.....over this
pls
Madi is back? 
i wont message you on discord anymore , goes toxic and mad
not for long
Madi was brainwashed by the moderators
No bussy? Throw a tantrum.
@pastel quartz
real
xqcL!!
what is happening here
RE6 got any redeeming qualities at all?
don't worry about it
Combat and coop is fun
Ranks a little high to be a brainfart regular.
don't you mean any REdeeming qualities?
it always is
I do sit in brainfart i just rarely chat because half of you are degenerates
I sit in tarkov channel
me too
i don
Clearly you are a peeping tom degenerate.
and you dare call anybody a degenerate
tarkovoid
real
Ok
as a reformed tarkov addict i have to point out others
He gets off on our degenerate ways. Has a gall to try to put himself above us.
i went to my USECs anonymous and i got out
white name
Does purple mean no life? All from just November.
nobember
Nobitches.
aye
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the weezoid strikes again
this is horrendous

we are this 🤏 close to minion memes
nice
I cannot believe Bob The Builder had hand in building of the german wall
The great equalizer.
Bulldozer irl
man is literally straight out of a comic book
You're up against a wall and i am the fucking wall
Take him out with a sling shot.
yeah
Sounds like a personal problem. Drink less caffeine.
We are the D x999
its only this one time tho
and its because my brother is home
he's really loud i would say
what a fucking dickhead
his normal talking is like he's yelling
Kill him.
no
thank you for acknowledging the brothers
You're 18 right?
yup
I love that band
It's only the best band in the world after all
time to que up kickapoo in your honor
LONG ASS FUCKING TIME AGO IN A TOWN CALLED KICKAPOO

THERE LIVED A HUMBLE FAMILY, RELIGIOUS THROUGH AND THROUGH
TROGDOORRRR