#🎪bruh-fart
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how
#1 you are El Dumbo Grande
Oh i figured it out
rude helper
#2
leaked 
uplayed yourself 
What exactly is this
uplay
yup thats a thing
What for is this
also works with skyrim and minecraft apparently
to make yourself invisible
life is not a joke
Huh
yet... here you are 
escape the feds
that doesnt make sense
this is a serious channel, sir

its a mask, a facade
Can i (kill myself) burn them make friends?
yesn't
Post political
Maybe i do have a multiple personality disordr r
This might (not) [be a problem]
Political posting
i hate minimum order totals
why do i need to spend more money just to get delivery, i just want some food dammit 
ATTENTION!!!
Shut the fuck UP
Meow
is that Riddick
whozzat
im giving viagra to the plants
oki send invite uwuuu~
purrs
Meow!!
Why do i have got so many intrusive thoughts? and why am i here?
give into the intrusive thoughts
stick the soldering iron into the spool of wire
Maybe i should kill you make more friends to talk to
Damn he really collected all parts of exodia
Least degenerate furry
go back to school 

they teach you what prostate is in school? what kind of a fucking school do you have
a normal school?
i learned what a prostate is in both sexual education and biology
i really learned what it was when i let a 6'5" goth girl peg me
F

real eunuch hours who up
what kind of a fucking school do YOU have
wait hwat

so do we level up in brainfart now
brain no worky
if yes, that's awesome
the dream of having a red name color will never die
Polish one
no
where the hell did I get xp then 🤨
i gave it to top 100 people
manually
with my phone
Dad will thwre be valoren today? It wws pretty wicked
it was fun 
oh
yes
wait isn't Gumbito the "dad"
And i got just novice? Thats dissapointing
or do you just call every single human being "dad"
I call everyone a dad
oe
Makes mw feel like ii have a father

Pagman, when
like, checked how much messages they've sent so far, checked how many of those were in #🎪bruh-fart, subtracted the second number from the first and gave xp
in uhh
But i bave almost 10k and i got the lowest rank?
several hours
Ill sleep now for over 8 so 
69 xp has the comedic effect but I'd like to not be gray
you have 8050 messages
5235 of them in #🎪bruh-fart
i. e. you got xp for 2815 messages
Not fair :c
madi
my friend
this is very funny
Watch holy shit and millions of other S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Anomaly videos on Medal, the largest Game Clip Platform.
not my decision
Pink is better
^
Tophatt haii haiii haiii uwuuu
Maja act normal challenge

I get nothing from that
By Allah you get nothing regardless
congratulations me you're not dumb
I got one additional point of xp
should've been 68
got 69

howdy!
Sure, i dont get nothing from being this, but why should i fake my personality and be a normandy like you
That has no gains for me

damn can't believe I'll have to get out of my safe haven to NOT be gray
personality
😭
stay gray
Omggg this is wixkex
do you have something against gray people????
Wahh, wicked

Hehe, this emote
nice
Wanna see?
no I just like blue more than gray
imagine being polish
I like pink, what now. I dont have it
You lied
holy based
Bro can't fly anymore
if u arent american im thoroughly shocked
but if u are that doesn't surprise me whatsoever
I am not american
He uses the dollar though 
Did you know the game Bringand Oaxaca actually contains bomb making instructions and is 3 dollars on steam
shocked.
Fucking wish I did
become a streamer 

What are the requirements beside just streaminf thw game
Oh ur jokinf sageh
well if my eyes are not lying to me, the streamer role is somewhat pink
@pastel quartz next stream when
wtf
E-
u stream? 
yes
did u talk on your stream
O-
EoEoOoeeeooEEOoe
Depends
I only talk publicly if therea someone i love around me, makes my voice really soft and uwu
So far I've only heard maja cough once when we were playing battlebit
Wasnt even me, qnt
Proof?
I've seen your icon in vc light up
In dc?
hwat
In discord oe game itself
disc
Thats impossible, my button is on a place i cant click by accident
Thats impossible, i started coughing weeks after that battlebit session
Thats impossible, if id click it by accident, itd be for a milisecond
No i mean, i dont think i did. Maybe i did light up the mic but still. Didnt cough at the time
I smell melted smth, maybe plastic. What do i do. Help
Locate the melted something
If it's not in your house
Don't worry about it
Okie, thanks 
Oh, thats not melted shit.. i know what it is
What is it?
Hm, i thought its like the smog from furnace, the stuff thats heavier than air
Dont remember the name of it
And im on floor so itd make sense
Idk.. i dont
one with biology classes
Rats cant open, break or do anything with propane tanks right? Or maybe the.. fuck
if theres cheese involved, they will do anything
id do anything for the cheese
who is that dude?
Saddam Hussein
I will choose to trust you, internet stranger
mfw the self defense claim against the toddler sticks (i mauled a 3 year old to death and dont regret it)

I'm not wrong
4 big guys
hey haha can you resend it? for some reason theres an iraqi dictator instead
can you resend it?
please?
hey man the video is messed up

alhamdulillah brother
i still dont really understand what happened here
what the fuck happen with tsa list
oh i have a role now
why
Some otherkin lesbian on Twitter cracked the TSA's no fly list and leaked it onto the internet via their very pink blog
(I dont know what this means but ill pretend i do)
i didnt know the no fly list was supposed to be a private secure thing
Whats funny about it is despite having like
a million names
its actually only like 75000 people individually
i thought the no fly list was public tbh
i am most definitely not on it so boohoo
Its not public however they will inform you if you are on it
But they wont just give you the whole thing
a lesbian operative
Queen
is that the n word i hear
@midnight tree
i've literally just been to a site that had the no-fly list
Well yeah they have it now
dm me link
It got leaked, everyone has it now
me when people tell me I do too much shrooms
found it
I hope our names are touching eachother on the no fly list ❤️
im not on the no fly list sweetie
weak
Oh my god what the fuck, thats so cute
you are tho

Dashawn
with the amount of very very specific jokes i've made around a mic i would not be surprised if im there
Dude loves MLP so much he named himself after Rainbow Dash
you either watch it or baby sit
Neither I hate kids so much
same but money
Understandable
speaking of money, i have an interview today
Best of luck with it friend
false alarm i am not on the no fly list, im very upset at this notion
SHIT GRENADE, PRIVATE THROW IT BACK
YES SIR OORAH
thanks, i need it ._.
GIMME THAT GRUNT SHAKER PRIVATE
Speaking of money, should prolly sleep
dude hes there again you gotta fix the video
can you fix it
pleas e
damn, you grind while you sleep
should have renamed it
hes there still!
I'll try
i know for a fact you pointed that out after playing
SANTA CLAUSE IS ON THE NO FLY LIST 😭
@gentle saffron fixed
tonight im really going to do it 
Do what 
there's some bro named "Abdul-Khaaliq Abbass" on there
ABDUL
its the TSA, Ive bet they banned a ton of arabs
thats kinda interesting
welcome to the no fly list
i have immunity
i can say whatever i want
the military needs me to be able to fly
"go grab the heavily duct taped box from your mail box and place it on your desk next to you in range of your phone"
October 21st 2024, the US government will rue what it has done unto me
lmfao
Fuck you up for the rest of your life? Because they conned you?
What is the con man of the rp doin here lol
who
check the news next year right on new year, it doesn't matter what station.
the fuck are you talking about retard
no i was very desperate and needed to get away from the life i was living
unironically
You (jk jk)
couldnt care less about serving my country cause it sure has fuck has not served me
Understandable. Please have a nice day.
i just needed a way out
yeah quite sad innit
u2
it wasnt so much the system more than my own poor choices tbf
yeah and after tax the pay you get is relatively eh
From someone with 3 friends in the military including 1 marine they all told me to stay away from the military
alcoholism at 16 and drug abuse
Still, hopefully you arent too screwed for the rest of your life
At least you only signed for 2
some retards sign for like 10 thinking its a good idea
nah i signed 6
Oh you're fucked lol
gave me time to go to school
Have fun working at McDonalds after this is all over
I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROAAAACHIIIING 
set for life essentially
and because it'll be rewarding
i already own my house at the very least
the military sucks, and it has put me at my lowest point. but it gave me a house to inevitably end my life in
Im making fun of you for joining the military for 6 years but Im going to be in University and Residency until Im in my 30s
thank god right
So I am the real Christmas Clown
what happens when i ping <@&1067785003087450203>
nah thats commitment
do you get ping
no
that sucks
The light at the end of the tunnel is
250k a year at minimum
no
well that's retarded
Nah this is a huge server dude, they have all that covered
250k a year, idk if that is good in canada
Its like 200k USD
Ligma
hope all goes well
perks of getting a PhD I suppose
its a drag but in the end i find doctors highly respectable
I’m probably gonna go for a phd in various theoretical physics related fields
except american ones, theyre fucking scam artists
Dude uh, I really hope you get through this in one piece
I always thought being a doctor as a kid was like
Thats how you know you're someone important
Considering I already taught myself the basics of quantum mechanics and developed a theory on condensing cariayjkn
I still feel that way about it tbh
i am seeking therapy and am on antidepressants currently, it used to be serious but the suicidal talk is moreso a coping mechanism nowadays
If doing something like this can give me purpose in life, and give me more money than I could ever need at the same time
I cant really ask for more can I?
although life is getting rough again for me and idk what is coming
...
i think i can manage
my wife may have cancer, she is being screened tomorrow so thats super cool
Oh shit
i was interested in going into a medical field but then i realized i'd probably be fucked and jobless if i did
If the worst comes to worst
she was bleeding internally so
Fingers crossed for good outcome my dude
Yeah jobless with a medical degree, sure
idk if thats early enough
you do understand what the demand is for medical professionals right?
Hey thats where i wanna go
im trying hard not to think about it which is why im here talking
Hey if it helps you cope, go ahead
I used to think you were a dick, but I see things to like about you now
Npcs be like
Best of luck man
shes at work until like 3 AM so i am just kinda here
Oh at an early stage, its over 90%
survival rate?
Yep
Video with the nword above. Dancing rat video.
i hope so too
she has endometriosis and whatnot
maybe it was that, but the nurse hotline sounded concerned to say the least
Squingle
nah its better i talk about it since i dont wanna talk to anyone irl about it
Fair enough
what a total snoozer
fr the hospital i work at literallg cannot find enough nurses to staff the place
spingus
hes snoozing, what a comfortable looking fella
he drooling on the pillow
this fucker. him.
Skrungle bop
not all medical fields require actual medical degrees. like any technician job for example
The demand is and will always be high
operating an xray once a week to make 300k a year
Lot of pressure though, you're responsible for not letting someone die for
hours and hours
You have to be able to handle it
the x ray techs at my hospital have a giant TV in their office area that just plays random movies 24/7 because they get so bored waiting for patients to need xrays
you also get to sit in a lead box
lead is good for the skin
They’d do better dancing to ram ranch constantly
its a catholic hospital they wouldnt get away with that
that MRI machine will rip your dick piercing off and through the roof
i havent been paying attention but i just realized jerma has been singing about brushing teeth on my TV for like 4 minutes
No comment
what the fuck is happening
hospital talk
hell if I know
Spungle
Im stoned as fuck rn man
sckrunkle
canada moment
aint it nice?
stinkies
gahdDAMN
Damn he's cheeked
have you met my big stupid idiot baby
i think im a baseball fan
Dogs<cat<snek
la creatura
she is a special kind of stupid but i love her anyway
Zamn, Ive got work tomorrow
Ill seeya later
I need some sleep or Ill die
You could get out of work
nah, I need the money tbh
Just cal in a bomb threat
they wont pay me if I dont go
I see the ones labelled kebab
mental illness
Go slep
French 8
Meow meow meow oorah
large baby
murder claws not seen
Interesting
Real
@oblique spire 😏
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You can also mute the game, I can't imagine playing that with the voices on
Magic guns > guns
Something feels... different.
Hey I'm blue now
A bomb!
Game: Deus Ex (2000, PC)
Maxwell
imagine paying 80$ for a game where you HAVE to play as a new yorker
fucking laughable
Oh damn there's a cast system now
*caste

What the fuck have I stumbled upon.
i've been wanting to do this but instead of beating up people i wear an entirely musou black outfit and hide in dark corners at night, then whisper to or yell at passersby and then silently walk away so when they approach the voice they find nothing and think they're losing their minds
the issue is musou black fabric is expensive af
@heavy peak I seem to not have a role?
i think you get it after chatting for a while
I have been here for several months.
Brainfart dont give xp
What
Well, shit. Time to actually help newbies.
the role thing is new though
man can't believe I'll have to ACTUALLY download Gamma and discuss it to become blue
is there even a black colored role
Im beyond the system as usual
I have become part of the system, to subvert it to my image.
it started counting after whoever decided that it was a good idea to introduce an xp bot
kek
Why are you blue
SO ARE YOU
what does novice even mean in the context of this discord serber
who doesnt understand the concept of "You can play WoW tomorrow"
fking addict
if anything i should be very experienced
instead of novice they should have the ranks you can get in anomaly
so novice would be rookie
good idea or no
Well mmo rpg is ethernal
Sleep can wait
Cramped room ?
he needs to have some respect for the people around him
not cramped
just badly isolated
incan hear the clicking from 2 closed doors
and its annoying
cuz its a mechanical keyboard
gamer moment
0 respect moment
that actually was disrespectful
and thats not the first time
hes done it before too
ass beating
lmao
does he have a PC or a laptop
laptop
Cum on his keyboard
Shit on his gamming chair
get a screw driver
me
pour coffee on his laptop
Shit on his laptop
brainfart kinda wilding today
Shit on his lap
mfs telling me to commit a hate crime
cum on his laptop and his face
shit on his top
Sh
just cum in his ass
Give him a virus
Ho boy
Those colours are actually annoying
yeah i hate colored people too
no comment
yeah I hate people too
Samesies
Hiii
With the upcoming return of Samurai Jack I have found myself watching through the old series, and thought it would be fitting to make a clip tribute of the Scotsman and his antics.
Spoiler warning for Scotsman themed episodes.
All rights to their respective owners.
the actual main character of samurai jack
Time to listen to the new song im addicted to
Now im a different shade of blue
Like a shade between blue and green
Ivan is helper now
if that was true we would all be doomed
and there should be 50 different gray roles
Yes
yes
all 50 of them are different shades of grey
Who's playing with colours
we two should recreate 50 shades of grey irl
make that 3
bondage and sadism is cringe
it should be wholesome
coca cola le skooma
coca cola original recipe
in all seriousness tho elder scrolls has some of the most batshit insane lore of any video game universe
its nutty as fuck
and also sometimes incredibly dark and nsfw
they should make more nsfw lore for TES
mainly because the guy who wrote most of the lore was massively sleep deprived and immersed in esoteric religious concepts
its called doing a kirkbride
Omg a tes player who know about the lore

its surprising how few people know about the rabbit hole of elder scrolls
they just play skyrim and have no concept of the rabbit hole
The mods 
i have a meme that describes the sex mod rabbit hole in skyrim but im on thin ice so i wont post it
send me that shit
send it anyway
Give it to me so i can post it
@narrow lotus who changes role colours?
Also I thought that's that's an 'l' in your name
All this time
I am cyan now
wait what the fuck its not? 

For sex mod you should go to lovers lab
i have no idea
Their whole site dedicated to sex mod
isnt that also the place that made that cursed alyx mod
We want all lvl roles to be gray
i know the cursed lore behind the skyrim vore mod
a legendary Bulgarian

ty
That also
no thats just your rarity
gork
and mork
waaaagh
'ere we go
once you hit master on discord the admins start sending merc squads after you
You get banned for propagating slavery
Mrok
Who sent you a meme?
he
real
Gwood morning
someone in south korea signed into my gaijin account
good luck I've unlocked almost nothing dumbass
he did
get gotted
also i have a feeling that my wifi will be cut off
He's gonna leak some documents in your name now
this is amazing lmao
Thank you for this blessed meme
hey bro let me help you aim
i have better aim
me trying to wield my pp (its a colossal weapon)
are you going to dillywop someone
Sorry, ud can break discord tos, so use it in an nsfw channel. 🙃
pathetic, you just change into a leaning position
alright since carl is being a bitch, dillywopping someone is smacking them in the face with your dick
yep
Guts sword is a stick next to your pp right?
correct

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Oh...
Now I see it
kermie.......................................
inspired by::::: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6wV4ZiUS4o
#borzoi
kermie the cummie?
roblox is wild
ask me how i know
No
We need a separate channel for geh porn and geh porn edits.
it would be quickly overrun by edgelords
brilliant. We edgy memers can have the geh porn channel, and brainfart can go to the fa-
so my puter shat itself
none of the cooling fans will spin
worked just fine last time i used it
wtf is wrong with you?
Because a lot of this content is borderline homoerotic.
The rest is undeniably homoerotic.
what a reasoning
Right, so a dedicated channel would be good.
Just like how we have dedicated channels for offtopic and meming.
(I'm joking, by the way)
cop-out
your joke didnt land
and is also the worst and weakest copout for being an idiot
Seriously, how many times have you seen this?
that's just role models wdym
nothing wrong with a strong male role model
It's been a while since anybody posted this
And I am now realizing that I've put it back into circulation.
YOU FOOOOOOOLLLLLLL
Not enough times
not really
Do it again
All skom did was show that his sense of humor is about as strong as my ability to talk to women.
Your particularly inept reply will always have a special place in my heart.
Right next to this one.
#🎪bruh-fart message

just keep going my dude
Give me that p!warn
It's like I'm reading a dc comic
i do enjoy a battle of wits - but i dont fight the unarmed 
i enjoy vehicular torsion
"Your mum suck me good and hard through my jorts."
skom ftw
haha these are so low

Fuck, I mispelled "thru"
and old
(ifunny watermark)
Point and laugh
we already do
@heady crow bro i'm at the train station and i'm scared
I have trainsphobia
Umm excuse me Teacher! There is some gaahaha lol Lololol lolz aha gagaga LOL
the brain farts
https://%63%64%6e%2e%64%69%73%63%6f%72%64%61%70%70%2e%63%6f%6d/%61%74%74%61%63%68%6d%65%6e%74%73/%39%39%38%34%37%35%33%38%34%35%30%37%30%38%34%38%32%32/%31%30%30%31%32%35%33%33%39%33%38%30%32%37%34%33%39%32%39/%74%72%69%6d%2e%33%31%42%43%41%43%45%32%2d%34%33%39%37%2d%34%36%45%34%2d%41%30%45%41%2d%45%35%39%35%32%38%38%41%35%30%32%30%2e%6d%6f%76
wait this works?
https://%63%64%6e%2e%64%69%73%63%6f%72%64%61%70%70%2e%63%6f%6d/%61%74%74%61%63%68%6d%65%6e%74%73/%39%39%38%34%37%35%33%38%34%35%30%37%30%38%34%38%32%32/%31%30%30%31%32%35%33%33%39%33%38%30%32%37%34%33%39%32%39/%74%72%69%6d%2e%33%31%42%43%41%43%45%32%2d%34%33%39%37%2d%34%36%45%34%2d%41%30%45%41%2d%45%35%39%35%32%38%38%41%35%30%32%30%2e%6d%6f%76
damn
zamn
DAYUM 
Get downloaded bitch
i cant download most videos from discord anyways for some reason
at least not on mobile anyway
sike
no
as soon as it entered my vision it disappeared
p!warn @sullen ermine stop posting offensive memes
@sullen ermine has been warned.
tripped over a claymore it did
Damn I missed it
Banger
It makes sense trust me
Nice, y'all having fun?
it's real Windows 10 installing hours
Haha hell yeah
damn right we are
I'm surprised I wasn't kicked out for my gey behavior







