🎪bruh-fart

[pastel quartz]

skilidi dop dop dop yes yes yes

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/skibi-dop-dop-yes-yes-asking-discord-gif-27348409

[undone wave]

https://tenor.com/view/niko-oneshot-ballin-teste-niko-ballin-gif-26110464

[upper spruce]

@amber marshyou feel like chatting Gambito, or you busy ?

[abstract path]

Man

I wanna have a sensation

[pastel quartz]

DAMN!! never knew niko could dunk like that

[abstract path]

Watch this champ

[amber marsh]

Down to chat for a bit ye

[abstract path]

https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-gif-26495714

[amber marsh]

Now that made curl my toes

(Not actually)

[abstract path]

Lol

[pastel quartz]

not as good

[abstract path]

Imagine not being called a good girl

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1061485979636088882/1062345609366999051/ezgif-5-5352d8414e.gif

[undone wave]

https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-v1-balling-ballin-dunk-gif-26468774

[abstract path]

Damn!!!!!11

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/gato-baloncestista-cat-basketball-dribble-gif-7738139

this cat is not balling

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/ballin-gif-26564629

[abstract path]

Imagine not having this

[upper spruce]

Cat is ballin' alright..

[undone wave]

https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-v1-minos-prime-jack-o-pose-gif-25185476

[abstract path]

Or this

[languid rapids]

a gigantic monster energy ultra that will kill you?

[uncut obsidian]

Brother

[undone wave]

you are 17 your homework needs to be submitted and readable

[pastel quartz]

man you be 14

shut up

[abstract path]

I don't even know you

[undone wave]

I'm actually a zygote

[pastel quartz]

[languid rapids]

bruh we all know reality is everybody on the planet. is a bitch. every single person.

[uncut obsidian]

I'm in a history class fakoff

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1050001845902397470/schizo.gif

[pastel quartz]

nerd

[abstract path]

(I kinda agree)

[undone wave]

I hope I never have to be 14 again it was awful

3/10 experience

[languid rapids]

2/10

[uncut obsidian]

Huh

[undone wave]

I'm 19 my bestie in christ

[languid rapids]

if anybody had a pre/early teen experience that was good you lying

[pastel quartz]

LOL

[abstract path]

Maybe when i was 16
But also not, lol

[pastel quartz]

i met a 12 yo that literally said that

once

[uncut obsidian]

You're 43 my father in law

[abstract path]

We rarely remember zhe good times

Only mention the bad times

[abstract path]

Be bad cuz they did you bad

[uncut obsidian]

That "Zhe" automatically made my brain give you a German accent

[languid rapids]

id be like "aight mom buy a new one its only 300 dollars"

[uncut obsidian]

TF2 Medic type accent

[undone wave]

Oh mein gott

[abstract path]

I ACHIEVED SOMETHING

[undone wave]

I like to go on the walks
with my legs
ja

[abstract path]

OKTOBERFEEEEST!!!

[undone wave]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-gif-25031120

[uncut obsidian]

Guys, do you also get colds when it's cold?

[abstract path]

Yes, i do

One question

Where is falco?

[undone wave]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1044625069135114370/1055846987829891132/27dc8cef-1d89-4e1e-ae6f-693b5a7e0ce7.gif

right here

[uncut obsidian]

Shleepin

[languid rapids]

this year yes. most of the time naw

[languid rapids]

this year has been a weird year thus far. I mean from like dec 2022

I have gotten like 3 seperate nasty flus

[undone wave]

ffffffffuck offff

I can't unsee it

[languid rapids]

is it a jump scare?

[undone wave]

sonic feet

[languid rapids]

lemme watch it

lol

[abstract path]

Me be like: here, have a reminder

:)

[uncut obsidian]

Wtf is this

[abstract path]

Smiley

On dusty pc

[uncut obsidian]

Oh

[languid rapids]

look man. it takes 5 seconds to get a very slightly damp microfiber cloth and just do a once over

[uncut obsidian]

Bro clean your pc

[abstract path]

Not my pc

[languid rapids]

imma need you. to please. just do a jojo time freeze. and just wipe it.

just once

[abstract path]

I keep mine clean

[languid rapids]

oh

whos that then

do me a favor and show them my previous messages

[abstract path]

From my bfs mother

[languid rapids]

aight well show your bf's entire family

[abstract path]

Lmao

[languid rapids]

then play the scene from game of thrones where they walking with the bell saying shame

[uncut obsidian]

You have a bf?

[abstract path]

Yes, yes i do

[uncut obsidian]

Imagine

Having a relationship

When you're not even 18

[primal kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/im-unmuted-im-muted-vince-mcmahon-gif-21735236

[languid rapids]

I had 2 relationships. good nuff for me.

[abstract path]

This might be my seventh but i know people who had like 20

[uncut obsidian]

WHAT THE FUCK

WHEN WAS THE FIRST ONE

[abstract path]

Idek, 13? I used to e-date when i was young

[languid rapids]

I think the bar for relationships is too low. if you smash for 2 - 6 weeks and move on thats not a relationship really

[abstract path]

Younger

Not young

[uncut obsidian]

whAT

[abstract path]

It was a cringe phase

[uncut obsidian]

not with a sexual interaction, right???

[languid rapids]

my cringe phase was having chronic insomnia

[abstract path]

Oh well
I'd say only erp

[languid rapids]

patrick stewart has one o them dogs

madirex please stop asking for elaboration

[uncut obsidian]

When was the first sexual relationship then

[abstract path]

Uhhhhh

I would say this one will be

[uncut obsidian]

I was there

[uncut obsidian]

Phew

[abstract path]

Whatcha think?

[languid rapids]

this is not you ceasing asking for elaboration

[abstract path]

I mean like, cmon
People be fuckbois in school only cuz they thought it's stressful here

And they were 16

And I'm like, 7 months away of bein 18

[primal kiln]

Minor detected

minor detected

alert alert

[uncut obsidian]

I've had my first sexual interaction in the summer of 2022 several times

[primal kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/danger-alert-siren-alarm-red-light-gif-16931369

[uncut obsidian]

And i can say one thing

IMO

If you're under 18

It's too overwhelming

[languid rapids]

you know what im just gonna leave the chat for like 2 hours come back see if its cleared up

[primal kiln]

minor on discord

[uncut obsidian]

Because of school

[primal kiln]

||i'm about to be 30||

[abstract path]

I know :>

[gloomy wraith]

Old

[abstract path]

I can be lucky to have no school anymorr

[uncut obsidian]

Actual relationships under 18 are a no no

[primal kiln]

I'm fucking old

[abstract path]

Zamn bro

[plucky void]

we bein weird again?

[primal kiln]

I've had my master's for almost three years already

that's how old I am

[gloomy wraith]

When aren't we being weird?

[abstract path]

What if we are about to get work?

[plucky void]

good question but at least this chat isn't ATF violation central like offtopic has been lately

[primal kiln]

People on this server too young to remember The Apprentice

when Donald Trump was a reality TV star

[plucky void]

even worse
you'd have to juggle school + work + your relationship

[gloomy wraith]

Wait, what? How have I missed this?

[abstract path]

Why school tho

Me no have shool no mor

[plucky void]

college, then

inb4 you tell me you're built different and you don't need higher education

[abstract path]

Neither

[plucky void]

lmao

[abstract path]

I mean I'm still findin out what i wanna do and school won't help so

[upper spruce]

Truly. I don't think any grown-up would remain here willingly.

[primal kiln]

I'm here

[abstract path]

Guess i might be the first one in august

Or second

[primal kiln]

I don't really know why I'm here

but I am

[abstract path]

I am here for the goofy people

The company and support

[gloomy wraith]

Just to suffer

[narrow lotus]

ball

s

[abstract path]

Ballink

[eager igloo]

Ball chilling

[primal kiln]

Me at 9AM in the morning

[plucky void]

also relationships before 18 years old aren't magically worse (or better) than relationships at or above 18

[primal kiln]

I had a couple relationships before I was 18

[plucky void]

it's not like you suddenly have all the time and maturity in the world as soon as your birthday hits

[primal kiln]

I wouldn't stress over it much

they don't mean that much

[abstract path]

I agree

[upper spruce]

That is not a very good reason, really.

[plucky void]

It's really not that big of a deal

[upper spruce]

But hey, you do you.

[abstract path]

Give me a good reason to stay here then :3

[upper spruce]

I don't have any.

[plucky void]

horse cum

[abstract path]

Hehe

[abstract path]

Whoa there-

[primal kiln]

NEVER search "Lara Croft Death"! on GIF search and select the first result

WORST mistake my life

[upper spruce]

oki

[plucky void]

how and why does tenor allow that

[primal kiln]

🤷‍♀️

it used to be the 6th result

now its the first

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/tomb-raider-death-tomb-raider-lara-croft-dies-tomb-raider-the-angel-of-darkness-tomb-raider-jump-gif-26119067 this is my reaction

[abstract path]

https://tenor.com/view/tomb-raider-tomb-raider-angel-of-darkness-lara-croft-death-die-gif-20004206

[plucky void]

I reported that gif btw

disgusting shit

[primal kiln]

coward

[plucky void]

on the contrary, the chaddest move of them all

having to see that thing in full-size in tenor's webpage in order to access the report button

[plucky void]

only the truly brave and fearless can manage

[primal kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/meevin-meev-accordion-bouncy-bouncy-cat-gif-23718130

[quartz saffron]

It is what it is

[uncut obsidian]

IMO

[primal kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/fresh-prince-gimmie-a-hug-man-will-smith-warped-face-gif-15797415

[uncut obsidian]

having relationships when you don't have a normal life is a bad choice

[primal kiln]

give me a huUUg man

tfw 9 to 5 wagie

https://tenor.com/view/wagie-wojak-gif-18834642

[uncut obsidian]

a normal life i. e. having a work and being able to live by yourself with no help from your parents or anyone else

[primal kiln]

wagie wagie stuck in his cagie

[quartz saffron]

Happy anniversary

[abstract path]

Believe me we will give our best to at first even get any money

After that we'll have to see

[abstract path]

Same

,_,

Same

[upper spruce]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/730818722456928377/1009092883866988554/Z708486098514477162.gif

[quartz saffron]

Found it, commit a cool crime Madi

[primal kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/tease-anime-gif-16120306

||i'm so old i saw the Prequels in theaters||

[quartz saffron]

I had a broken hip and leg so I had to wait to catch it on VHS

Episode 1 at least

I watched 2nd movie in theaters and 3rd one on bootleg dvd

[primal kiln]

I remember we had the original series on VHS

we used to watch them in the back of the van on roadtrips

Honestly, I don't miss VHS, such a horrible format compared to DVDs

[abstract path]

oh i still know DVDs

Their cool

[uncut obsidian]

Also

[abstract path]

Literally onliest thing i knew back then from which item i can actually download gamez wif

[uncut obsidian]

Relationships are overrated

[uncut obsidian]

"No balls"

[primal kiln]

Its hard to imagine paying like $800 bucks or whatever it was for a new DVD player back in the early 2000s

but that's what it was

[abstract path]

I mean, yeah

[abstract path]

Wtf lol

[plucky void]

wtf

[upper spruce]

[woeful lance]

https://vxtwitter.com/OldMemeClown/status/1615786108259811328?t=QKWlxgkIkbfFfTbrmW30rg&s=19

[primal kiln]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/883853944508522536/944797348318576671/video0-2.mp4

[wind forum]

did he died

[plucky void]

yes

backblast straight to his head

[ruby minnow]

actually he didn't

which is suprising

the guy fell to the ground

stayed on the ground for a minute

then stood up and walked away

[plucky void]

huh thought that was fatal

[woeful lance]

it is
he got better

[ruby minnow]

Subnautica OST slaps tho

[quartz saffron]

i'm too much of a pussy to play the night time areas or go super deep in the ocean

[woeful lance]

https://tenor.com/view/benny-fallout-new-vegas-shot-the-game-was-rigged-from-the-start-gun-gif-17170137

[quartz saffron]

but man, i do love buliding the bases and what not

[ruby minnow]

they added BZ base stuff to original subnautica btw with 2.0

now we got big rooms

[quartz saffron]

even better

i just shit myself when the big angry fish comes around

https://tenor.com/view/subnautica-gif-23218413

[ruby minnow]

i have killed reapers before

[quartz saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/subnautica-death-reaper-reaper-leviathan-alien-gif-17048403

https://youtu.be/MGn1CQaflEU

[ruby minnow]

reaper is tame compared to other leviathans tbh

[quartz saffron]

Honestly I was expecting super deep trench monsters from Avatar 2, thank god it didnt have that

I honestly can't do it

the deep ocean too alien and scary

I can't even play outer wilds becaues theres some deep space blackness shit too

[ruby minnow]

searching for stalker teeth without scanner room

[plucky void]

the crabsquids tho

The creatures that jumpscared me were the crabsnake, crab squid, and the one who throws teleport orbs at you

forgor its name

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/ichiban-yakuza-yakuza-like-a-dragon-kiryu-rap-gif-23157884

https://tenor.com/view/kiryu-ichiban-rap-yakuza-yakuza-like-a-dragon-gif-23157888

[plucky void]

warper

[ruby minnow]

@grizzled meadow

[grizzled meadow]

It's a good game but if you're like me (you need to know where to go 90% of the time) you get bored easily

[ruby minnow]

yeah i'm like that too

i know where everything is

so kind of takes out the fun

[urban ocean]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/556979124166590485/1064696417395949679/326043130_210754051412470_1388663815661270028_n.mp4

[ruby minnow]

i never knew mr beast was homosexual

[edgy abyss]

he's cold?

[slim osprey]

Bruh

[long spire]

https://tenor.com/view/mrbeast-fake-mrbeast-gif-27319734

[abstract path]

🤝

[undone wave]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/820c0974d9155cd37fde7431efaed77e/e4cc615eb507439c-72/s400x600/f26042f54910fb0ef53d84660f6a99c0dba861d8.gif

[pastel quartz]

guys i do the best roleplay in the world do you agree

[pastel quartz]

fuck

[undone wave]

"Oh great Monolith, wat does 12.7x99mm taste like."
"My child, try it for yourself."
"Of course, long live Monolith."

[crimson flame]

hi cat 😳

[undone wave]

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rokv9gF9Bn1sjcnrz.mp4

[swift scarab]

Huh, fun news

The FBI is actively advising people to use ad-blockers

https://www.ic3.gov/Media/Y2022/PSA221221

Apparently hackers are using ads to hide malicious software

[woeful lance]

you mean the same shit theyve been doing since 2010 and probably before?

[swift scarab]

Yeah, but if the FBI is talking about it, it means someone got pissed off or targeted directly

[abstract path]

Jesus

No more ads then

[woeful lance]

one of the fbi window lickers fell for a scam ad and now they're just telling the entire country to use adblock

[swift scarab]

More or less

[quartz saffron]

definitely, theres many instances of even crypto miners running in the background of a website

i remmeber his animu streaming site, i forgot whats it called

used to do that shit

[edgy abyss]

https://i.imgur.com/lL6ScKl.jpeg

[edgy abyss]

https://i.imgur.com/EYYNBvy.jpeg

[abstract path]

What

[edgy abyss]

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/waytoodank-pajlada-forsen-bttv-twitch-gif-15991735

[heavy peak]

[edgy abyss]

Actually... We both should @heavy peak

[heavy peak]

Im on my way already

[plucky void]

nioh 2 too damn good

[uncut obsidian]

my brain is blowing up

[edgy abyss]

I'll wait for you in the bed ❤️

[uncut obsidian]

what the fuck is this magic

[abstract path]

I wish

[edgy abyss]

It's called refraction I think

[abstract path]

I haven't even slept

I think it's cuz i kinda feel loneli and worri

[warm fossil]

this is my computer you fluffy bastard >:(

[uncut obsidian]

AaaaAAAaA

[edgy abyss]

It's basically nature made binoculars

[slim osprey]

Guess I am in love with you

[rose ferry]

I know babe

[slim osprey]

Don't call me that u//w//u

[edgy abyss]

[abstract path]

Turn on the tidy machine

[warm fossil]

my bad

[warm fossil]

what

[ruby minnow]

is that fucking cocaine

[slim osprey]

U W U

U

W

U

[abstract path]

Idkwhat to call it

[uncut obsidian]

$700 have already been withdrawn from your account

[slim osprey]

What account?

[uncut obsidian]

you're in debt now

[edgy abyss]

Gamma records your credit card info. Didn't you know?

[slim osprey]

I used a fake credit card

[heavy peak]

[IRS disliked that]

[warm fossil]

OH YOU MEAN A WASHING MACHINE

nah too lazy

[slim osprey]

Good

[uncut obsidian]

@warm fossil црфе

[warm fossil]

[grim radish]

Yooooooo

[primal kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/yoinky-sploinky-jerma-jerma985-yoinky-sploinky-gif-22804720

[abstract path]

Sorta

[warm fossil]

so true

[abstract path]

Tbh

Why do i feel weird

[warm fossil]

well that's a question you definitely cannot ask to me

I'm no psychiatrist

sorry lad

[swift scarab]

The only good thing about BO3 that most people agree with, the zombies music

[woeful lance]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/439519668819066880/1065476788156891237/trim.D70287AB-F70B-4173-9E64-2ECD04C960BE.mov

[languid rapids]

"we want more money and more paid time off"
i dont care what the context is. i just wanted to make that joke

[uncut obsidian]

hheheheh..
hhehehEHEH....
hehehEHEHEHEHEHE...
HeheHEHAHHAAHAA...
HEHEHEHEHEHHAHHEHEHAH...
Hehehe...
hehe- HOHOHOHOHOHOHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahHhahaHAHAHAAH

[languid rapids]

thank you for transcribing for deaf people

[uncut obsidian]

[warm fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-the-dark-knight-laughing-crazy-creepy-gif-17500235

[crimson flame]

madirex did u took shrooms

[warm fossil]

we'll never know

[ruby minnow]

nah he spent a night with me alone

[crimson flame]

[warm fossil]

I love how the entire server for me is just my beloved Brainfart and voice channels

[abstract path]

How u do tis

[warm fossil]

I mean, I'm not complaining

[abstract path]

I am

[warm fossil]

mute every single text channel and category except (obviously) Brainfart

press this magic button

oh right you're on a phone

fuck

gimmie a second

[ruby minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/betterdiscord-discord-devilbro-meme-memes-gif-26246449

[warm fossil]

HA

YOU FUCKING FOOL

IT'S OPENASAR

[ruby minnow]

tf is openasar

[languid rapids]

https://tenor.com/thEy.gif

[languid rapids]

not better discord

[ruby minnow]

EMBED FAIL YOU FOOL

[languid rapids]

i tried.

[warm fossil]

https://openasar.dev/

could run it with BD but I don't want to

[abstract path]

I already fid it

[warm fossil]

BD really drains performance

[abstract path]

I'm not that retarded

Anyway hru

[languid rapids]

pretty decent. I got my old cant sleep pills back. they are better than the new ones we were gonna try

well we did try

[ruby minnow]

imagine needing sleeping pills

i just shoot myself to sleep

[abstract path]

I would need en

[languid rapids]

I was born like almost 4 months early and it caused some annoying complications. nothing too serious.

[warm fossil]

fuckin' awesome

aside from the fact I still have a headache

'tleast it's not a splitting one

[abstract path]

I am very hungry

[warm fossil]

waaaaaaay more bearable

[warm fossil]

same

that won't stop me from gaming though

just checked my friend's screenshots from Barotrauma

I'll have some questions to ask him...

a lotta questions

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/eets-vine-boom-effect-sus-gif-26134693

[uncut obsidian]

is BD actually good

[warm fossil]

jokes aside imagine being a hot girl and all you do is sit on a sub repairing & welding shit and sometimes venture into the deep to either meet your inevitable demise or do boring shit

[warm fossil]

depends

if they did something with that dumb fucking performance thing

I'll write it off as decent

the plugins are really QoL

however it's just as easy living without them

oh and also themes exist

[abstract path]

I can oddly enough imagine this really badly

[uncut obsidian]

Wait so is this just like a plugin

[warm fossil]

nope

[uncut obsidian]

For performance

[warm fossil]

you install it and it's merged with Discord

no need for any complicated stuff

and yes, it is mostly performance based

oh and also there's theming

throw in code from a BD theme and boom

[warm fossil]

I've been living with this damn sun on my background for years now

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/824513433687818242/978884843205185586/Red_Sun_Over_Paradise_Enhanced.jpg

[abstract path]

Sheesh

[warm fossil]

most plugins are up and running again after the backend update so you can use BD properly

[languid rapids]

its good but it is unoptomized and can have bad performance. If your like "I wanna have a theme."
naw use openasar. if your like "i wanna use alot of plugins that change stuff or add functionality" id say go for bd

[warm fossil]

exactly

[warm fossil]

oH SHIT

[sullen ermine]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/631796832971915275/1065454396072267846/FB_IMG_16740914772953189.jpg

[abstract path]

Lower your expectations for the sake of your partner choice

[ruby minnow]

check out these fireworks

[urban ocean]

Those who know, know

[uncut obsidian]

1.5s for each cat

speedrun time

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/859662086496714783/1062940713681174548/trim.14749B2F-9DE9-4A37-95EB-EE1306CF6B1D.mp4.mp4

[pastel quartz]

NOOOO

[rose ferry]

gonna pick one of these up for when I have a fight with my boyfriend

[primal kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/kobeni-double-peace-chainsaw-man-csm-kobeni-higashiyama-gif-27119671

[uncut obsidian]

no fucking way

oh my god

why didn't I realize this before

[swift scarab]

It’s the EuropaWaifu mod, with another mod that adds different faces

The pains of playing for over 800 hours

[warm fossil]

I know

wait what faces

[uncut obsidian]

oh my god

OH MY GOD I REMEMBER THE NAME OF THE TV SHOW

[uncut obsidian]

https://youtu.be/QL6BlaQGGlQ

IT'S LITERALLY THEM

Даёшь молодёжь is a classic and I just realized that these two are literally Derek and Hansel

[wind forum]

literally just started reading Ciaphas Cain

[heady crow]

[pastel quartz]

can someone post the other one

please

[heady crow]

There are lots of other ones

[pastel quartz]

rthank you <3

[heady crow]

:33

[broken topaz]

Quality meme

[visual stirrup]

What a horrible day to have eyes.

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/this-cannot-continue-stinkbugs11number1smeck-fan-cat-cat-in-water-water-cat-gif-25921319

whats up cori

[visual stirrup]

Some people think evolving to step onto land was the first big mistake.
I think it was developing photoreceptors.

[heady crow]

itd be cool to be like a blind mole rat fr

[visual stirrup]

But even if we were blind and deaf, we'd still develop methods of communication and spreading memes
and we'd still develop methods of spreading cringe.

"Huh, what - these brail bumps are..."
"MOTHERFUCKER, THIS THAT ANCIENT "OPEN THE DOOR - GET ON THE FLOOR - EVERYONE DO THE DINOSAUR" MEME!"

[heady crow]

bro if i go over brail and it says "you lost the game" im killing myself

[visual stirrup]

You know what...

Just for that...

I'm going to kill both of us

You made me lose

[heady crow]

thank you

[visual stirrup]

💥💥

💀

[heady crow]

pic goes hard asf

[broken topaz]

Going to uni rn

Starting a 3 week project today

[heady crow]

ooooh okay

whats the end product of it

[broken topaz]

An interactive interpreter for a programming language

Written for the language I understand the least

[narrow briar]

That sounds really interesting

[broken topaz]

Written in my second worst programming language

It could be interesting

[narrow briar]

That language being?

[broken topaz]

Interpreter for prolog, written in haskell

[ruby minnow]

modded RoN slaps

[narrow briar]

Hm. Too bad I don't recognise either of these names

[broken topaz]

They are fairly niche languages tbf

Prolog is a so called logic programming language

And haskell is uhh

Functional?

[warm fossil]

there's 5 clowns on this outpost

[broken topaz]

Functional declarative

[warm fossil]

that's more than 1

meaning

I don't like this place

time to buy shit and get the hell outta here

[broken topaz]

There's alot of clowns in brainfart

[warm fossil]

I know that, that's obvious but in this situation I'm talking about Barotrauma

[broken topaz]

Circus outpost

[heady crow]

xd

gl with it boss

3 weeks to lazy off and time to do it in one evening

[heady crow]

true

[broken topaz]

Not possible in 1 evening

Plus I have to hand in the entire progress every week

[visual stirrup]

You'd be surprised what you can get done in one evening.

[broken topaz]

Maybe terry Davis could

But I'm not him

[visual stirrup]

I put off a whole fucking 14 week project until 10 hours before it was due

88%

But I'm pretty sure those 10 hours cut a few months off of my life.

[broken topaz]

I can imagine

I once redid my entire math course which I ditched half way through

In 2 weeks

So I could pass the exam

Lots of Adderall was used

[heady crow]

so 3 evenings of work?

[broken topaz]

YEP

[heady crow]

yep cock

u u r r

[heady crow]

me fr

[ruby minnow]

cute as hell

[reef anchor]

https://fxtwitter.com/zei_squirrel/status/1615727349617532929?s=20&t=uhr_fM7kXj4C0_yfYw6JZQ

[ruby minnow]

it works tho

well actually doesn't

[reef anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/sir-yes-sir-oorah-marines-ram-ranch-gif-22934490

[ruby minnow]

i've watched a video about it once

even with all this propaganda ads and all that

military is losing recruits

[pastel quartz]

Good

[visual stirrup]

If you throw a rock, some asshole is going to think that whatever it landed on is a psyop.

Enlisted thots with too much time on their hands + TikTok/Social Media = Predictable result
Congress is working on banning tiktok here, thankfully.

[ruby minnow]

only on government given phones tho

[warm fossil]

psyop...?

[ruby minnow]

but in some states its banned already

[visual stirrup]

I guess I didn't read the whole thing...

[ruby minnow]

i mean lets say that you're an citizen living in Florida

first of all my condolonces

second of all

you can still download and use tiktok on your phone

but lets say

you're an police officer or in the national guard

[visual stirrup]

The modern word for "propaganda", but more insidious.
Typically aimed towards enemies.

[ruby minnow]

you cannot download tiktok if they give you a phone

[warm fossil]

ah, I see

thank you for explaining

[pastel quartz]

If they get in a war they’re gonna do the draft again lol

[pastel quartz]

Lmao

Other countries already do that

It’s a wonder the F-16 data wasn’t leaked earlier

US opsec is trash but their surveillance is top notch

It’s like a football in a field surrounded by cameras

Can’t get far with it once you have it

[visual stirrup]

Making the purple dragon sad...

[pastel quartz]

It’s actually scary

iPhones and androids are essentially voluntary wire taps

It’s horrendous the amount of data the NSA has on EVERYONE

Nobody should have that ability

Yet it was ratified fairly easily as people were focused on Iraq and Afghanistan at the time

But on another topic

[visual stirrup]

If you value your privacy that much, there are things you can do to keep it.
They're pretty inconvenient, though.

[pastel quartz]

That’s the issue

[ruby minnow]

btw for any Americans out there FBI does watch protests with drones

[pastel quartz]

If you don’t have a phone, you can’t get a job in many places

[pastel quartz]

CIA’s younger brother after all

[visual stirrup]

There are ways to have and use a smart phone
but keeping a farady-bag on you at all times seems inconvenient.

[ruby minnow]

and this is not like a normal drone

this is a full on surveillence drone

it has thermal vision and all that

[pastel quartz]

“Monitor me only SOMETIMES”

[ruby minnow]

they released the footage themselves in the kyle rittenhouse situation

[pastel quartz]

Duh

[pastel quartz]

Lmao

Can’t even protest smh

[visual stirrup]

Can't do anything inside a faraday cage.

[pastel quartz]

but they have satellite data too so you really aren’t safe anywhere

Why don’t countries develop satellite-shoot down weaponry?

[visual stirrup]

(Anything that involves wireless connectivity)

[pastel quartz]

Shoot down all the satellites above your country lol

[pastel quartz]

Radio?

Your phone emits radio waves that the NSA has the encryption key to, so that’s also an issue

It apparently blocks “radio waves and microwaves” according to Florida state University

[visual stirrup]

A faraday cage is a device/structure that prevents any type of EM transmission leaving or entering the enclosure.
No radio, no wi-fi, no bluetooth

[pastel quartz]

So that’s good

It’s interesting but at that point

Would be amazing if phones were more private

Would you prefer to be monitored by the US or China?

[visual stirrup]

There are alternatives to android and apple
I think this one linux smartphone was making waves, but it seems really inconvenient to use

[ruby minnow]

y'all like cheese?

[reef anchor]

yes

[ruby minnow]

send this to your boss and watch him fire you

[lusty sonnet]

the tinfoil is real

[amber marsh]

Good morning handsome ones

[uncut obsidian]

https://youtu.be/E0AO9JYQnN0

WHY IS HE SO CUTE

[ruby minnow]

why are you so cute bro

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-kissy-face-tangled-unicorn-kisses-gif-3993401

[narrow briar]

They do. Keyword: Kessler Syndrome.

[warm fossil]

awesome cta

[ruby minnow]

cat rating 10/10

[uncut obsidian]

OMG IS IT A CTAT

I love tactc

[heady crow]

Cbat?

[uncut obsidian]

cata

[visual stirrup]

Oh, yeah, this

If low earth orbit gets filled with debris, most of our satellites will get destroyed
This will majorly disrupt the world economy, and we will have to figure out how to work without satellites
And it doesn't just mean it will destroy all of the satellites that are up there now;
It could make it nearly impossible to send up new satellites.

I think the only solution would be to wait a few hundred years for the debris to decelerate from its orbit and burn up on reentry.
(Just like nuclear war, everybody loses in satellite war.)

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-point-face-with-monocle-this-man-react-him-gif-26503600

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/cbat-cbat-song-cbat-hudson-mohawke-sex-music-hudson-mohawke-gif-26650076

[narrow briar]

Also: over a year ago, India deployed a weapon like that. Successfully. They shot down some old and disabled spy satellite I think?

[narrow briar]

Anyway I think that this stranger dude should seriously rethink his involvement in sharing his opinions on the topic if he doesn't know how satellites work

[visual stirrup]

I found it, yep.
God, the world is so fragile right now.

We could get killed by one satellite cascade, one solar flare, one gamma ray burst, one really bad volcanic eruption.

[narrow briar]

(You can't just "shoot down satellites only above your country" damn it)

[visual stirrup]

You learn by saying things that are kind of dumb, and having people explain to you.

He was open to explanations, and was able to understand what a faraday cage was after I introduced the idea to him.

[visual stirrup]

#🎪bruh-fart message

I see you're online.
Did you see this?

[fading shuttle]

shit, we tyler posting?

[heady crow]

Gas

[devout hull]

Never got an answer to this, does the metal mesh need to have electricity running through it, or is the mesh being a conductive metal enough?

[visual stirrup]

I assume that they don't need electricity to run; I've never heard of a battery being attached to the cage, and the "phone bags" don't mention a battery.

[devout hull]

"It's chainmail, but for electromagnetism!"

[visual stirrup]

Just sharing my music taste, unsolicited of course.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9K9Je25YAY&ab_channel=TatzhitMihailovich

Also, obligatory

[amber marsh]

DEADPOOL 3 BABY

WOOOOHOOOOO

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/559476864591069194/1065210309599572099/RDT_20230117_201411.mp4

[remote vine]

p!dog

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[broken topaz]

Nintendogs for the DS

[uncut obsidian]

what about this one

[warm fossil]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/847377870958362674/1061440953937821828/reverse.gif

[uncut obsidian]

also how do I change themes after setting it up once

[warm fossil]

damn that looks good

BD or Asar?

[warm fossil]

aha

[uncut obsidian]

asar with a bd theme

[stone blade]

can you....put mousepads in the washing mashine for them to wash>

[warm fossil]

oh

that certainly complicates things

a bit

[stone blade]

BRUNO

[uncut obsidian]

bro was typing a paragraph

[heady crow]

alo

[warm fossil]

if you need the theme for later, save it somewhere

[stone blade]

a;p

[heady crow]

daaa

whats up

[uncut obsidian]

i did

i downloaded several of them

[warm fossil]

das good

[eager igloo]

I put mine in bathtub and wash it by hand, but I guess it depends what's it made of

Hello btw

[warm fossil]

just insert the code from a different theme and you're good to go

[uncut obsidian]

nono, i mean

where do I insert it to

where are the settings

[stone blade]

its made of....idk

lemme check myshinka

[uncut obsidian]

it showed up on first launch

[stone blade]

gm

GOOD MORNING CHATTTTT ❤️

[uncut obsidian]

but idk how to open it again

[warm fossil]

ooooooooooooooh

alright now I get it

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-gif-21730241

[uncut obsidian]

that is trippy wtf

[stone blade]

@eager igloo it says its made of polyutherane

[warm fossil]

go to Discord settings and scroll to the bottom

[stone blade]

who cares

[warm fossil]

oh god the blur

[uncut obsidian]

oh my fucking god

why did they hide it so hard

[warm fossil]

Discord modders

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/295647670712795137/1065458843582214285/trim.BC8C11DA-694C-4998-B3F7-AA87B3B172DE.mov

@heady crow

[uncut obsidian]

actual cyberpunk

[heady crow]

boys make the best girls

[stone blade]

What

[fading shuttle]

damn soft fx is nice

my eyes are pleased

[warm fossil]

he's just standing there... MENACINGLY

[stone blade]

I dont have that

cringe

[uncut obsidian]

naw this one's bad

[fading shuttle]

ew, bright colors

[warm fossil]

the best thing 'bout Discord+ is customizability

[uncut obsidian]

all of them are customizable if you think about it

[warm fossil]

it's very fucking tedious on Asar though

[fading shuttle]

ill check out the rest of the themes, but damn soft fx is good

[uncut obsidian]

what about this

[warm fossil]

as you need to restart after every single change

[uncut obsidian]

not a problem

[warm fossil]

different to everyone

[uncut obsidian]

it takes like 4 seconds to restart for me

[stone blade]

ok but how do you get it

[fading shuttle]

https://beebom.com/how-install-discord-themes/#:~:text=Open Discord and click on,3.

i just used this

[uncut obsidian]

are you using BD

[fading shuttle]

yeah, better discord

[ruby minnow]

Enter raid
Wait for suspect to surrender
Heavy bleeding

[fading shuttle]

go away tarkoid

[ruby minnow]

i'm playing RoN

[fading shuttle]

my brain hear raid

[uncut obsidian]

ew

use asar

[fading shuttle]

therefore tarkov

[uncut obsidian]

[fading shuttle]

why

[uncut obsidian]

so much better perfomance

so faster

[fading shuttle]

there any actual reason or is it a "my side better than your"

eh, ill check it out

[uncut obsidian]

gawd dayum this one's good

[fading shuttle]

dont really need performance

[warm fossil]

okay that looks really awesome

[uncut obsidian]

i mean if you use BD plugins, then sure

[warm fossil]

oh hey by the way you can install both Asar and BD

[uncut obsidian]

idc about plugins

all I wanted was perfomance

but turns out this shit is also able to add themes

[stone blade]

lmao windows instantly is like this is a malicous file

kekw

[uncut obsidian]

it's a small batch file

it always marks batch files as malicious I guess

[uncut obsidian]

ok I think I'll stick with this one but I need to test a few more

[stone blade]

I installed asar

now what

how get themes

[fading shuttle]

go to better discord website and browse themes

[warm fossil]

https://betterdiscord.app/themes

take what you like

[stone blade]

but I installed asar not BD

[fading shuttle]

yeah

[warm fossil]

go to Discord settings, scroll to bottom, open Theming in Asar settings and paste the code

[fading shuttle]

still works

[stone blade]

ah oke

they interchangable

hehe interchange

hehe shit map

[fading shuttle]

stfu

[stone blade]

no tarkov theme
no skyrim theme
1/10

[fading shuttle]

no stalker theme

:((((

[stone blade]

NO STALKER THEME

MINUS ONE OUT OF TEN

Shit

absolute garbage

[uncut obsidian]

ok I've also realized one thing, for some themes you'll have to install fonts manually

[hot snow]

crime against humanity

[stone blade]

theres literally no game themes

[warm fossil]

fresh meat

[stone blade]

the fk is this retarded shit

[warm fossil]

welcome to Brainfart

the best place on the entire server

[pastel quartz]

No hentai haven theme, what's the point

[warm fossil]

enjoy your stay

[hot snow]

i have been here before don't worry

[stone blade]

no hentai haven too

[stone blade]

highly dissapointed

[ruby minnow]

man RoN has a good representation of american citizens

[stone blade]

any other place for themes? @fading shuttle

[ruby minnow]

mf yells "You can't tell me what to do!" then i get shot and die

[fading shuttle]

yooo

[pastel quartz]

Completely normal milk

[fading shuttle]

fallout terminals

[stone blade]

Fallout terminal is nice

[pastel quartz]

That looks kinda cool

[hot snow]

stalker PDA would be better

[uncut obsidian]

cum man

no way

[fading shuttle]

there is no stalker pda

[pastel quartz]

Played fallout 3 when I was 10

[hot snow]

yeah I was gonna ask if I'm even allowed to have this name

[pastel quartz]

Probably

[hot snow]

but I got distracted by the word stalker

[stone blade]

thers very little games

and most of them are the the popoular ones

[warm fossil]

tbf we do mention sex on daily basis

[stone blade]

I'm highly disappointed

[fading shuttle]

its almost like the majority of discord users are basic bitches ivan

crazy right?

[hot snow]

yeah but seeing someone with a name like that kinda takes you out of it

which was the whole point of me naming myself that

[warm fossil]

[hot snow]

but y'know

[fading shuttle]

we literally have a person who is one step away from naming themselves cock sleeve in this discord

[quartz saffron]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/471139142353551389/1057831852246843523/attachment-4.gif

[fading shuttle]

cum man is fine

[hot snow]

sick

[stone blade]

Rav thats a you problem my friend

[quartz saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/ratchet-cat-reply-ratchet-cat-reply-gif-26642730

[stone blade]

yes

hi rav

gm

[quartz saffron]

hi, its 1 am here

😄

[warm fossil]

unfortunate

1 PM

[pastel quartz]

Somebody will have a hard time waking up tomorrow

[hot snow]

it's 11 am for me

[woeful lance]

3am here

[pastel quartz]

For me it's 10 am

[stone blade]

@fading shuttle

legit 1/10

[hot snow]

why are you awake

[fading shuttle]

fallout terminal is very nice

[woeful lance]

because i work night shifts

[hot snow]

fair

[woeful lance]

my bedtime is like 5am

[warm fossil]

excuse me, WHAT

that gun instakills

and it's given to a random guy

what the fuck

[pastel quartz]

Damn, the best jobs are night shifts

[stone blade]

the search button is broken

[hot snow]

i don't even know what game that is

[stone blade]

type fallout
nothing comes up
?

[hot snow]

type terminal

[warm fossil]

be careful

the animatronic characters tend to get a bit quirky at night

[stone blade]

i found it

[woeful lance]

i work at a hospital not a pizzeria

[warm fossil]

uhhhhhh

[pastel quartz]

You just didn't make a fnaf reference 😂

[warm fossil]

you bet I did

[quartz saffron]

its all good, its worth it to hang out with my buddies

[quartz saffron]

is that "better discord" or something

[fading shuttle]

nah, moved over to asar

dont really notice a big difference, but my pc do be stronk

[stone blade]

can someone tell me how to install a theme

please

[fading shuttle]

ok, you got asar yes?

[pastel quartz]

Anyways, what are y'all plans today

[warm fossil]

@stone blade

shrimple as that

[warm fossil]

suffer the loop

[stone blade]

oke

[pastel quartz]

Same

[hot snow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/858841057772568576/1023757445773922445/caption-9.gif

[pastel quartz]

Y tho

[hot snow]

why not

[warm fossil]

I would make a Cruelty Squad reference but I'm lazy to type it

[fading shuttle]

click this, annoyingly hidden

[stone blade]

@warm fossil for me its just a file tho

there is no code

[fading shuttle]

open the file and copy the code mate

[stone blade]

ah

bruh

[fading shuttle]

and then paste it into the thing

[quartz saffron]

oh asar

[stone blade]

they dont say that they just assume you use better discord

[quartz saffron]

never heard of it until you told me

[visual stirrup]

"Sounds like something someone in need of an ass pounding would say."

[stone blade]

fking morons

[quartz saffron]

whats so good about it?

[pastel quartz]

Cus the guy next to me just said "chess porn"

[fading shuttle]

apparently it has better performance

[pastel quartz]

In class

[hot snow]

sounds like a you kinda deal

[warm fossil]

MUCH better performance

[uncut obsidian]

much much better perfomance

[pastel quartz]

What, why

[stone blade]

we did it

[visual stirrup]

👊

[fading shuttle]

my dms have been leaked

https://tenor.com/view/fade-away-oooooooooooo-aga-emoji-crumble-gif-20008708

[stone blade]

we kissed in dms

after 12am

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1065302787996528722/bythenineimtweaking.gif

[warm fossil]

the Asar cult rises

my job here is successful

[pastel quartz]

Jippe...?

[warm fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/pee-gif-21375990

[pastel quartz]

He'll nah not jojo

https://tenor.com/view/surprise-jojo-sike-its-me-gif-20601960

[hot snow]

not the yoyo

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-fans-jojo-bladerunner-scream-gif-18398205

(This, but unironically.)

[warm fossil]

uhhhhhhhh

kono Dio da?

[pastel quartz]

I didn't even see the show

[warm fossil]

wow that reminded me I haven't watched JoJo in ages

[pastel quartz]

I think it's cringe

[hot snow]

keep it that way

trust

[uncut obsidian]

zamn

[visual stirrup]

[pastel quartz]

😀👍

Ok