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pastel quartz
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you wont play for sure tehn :c

digital quartz
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utc +0

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1 hour and 30 mins

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epic embed fail

arctic kraken
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AGAIN?!

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GODS TROLLING ME

lusty sonnet
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@uncut obsidian come come battlebit

hidden path
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fail

arctic kraken
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WAIT

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WAIT

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THE CLUTCH

pastel quartz
pastel quartz
arctic kraken
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its coming back-

arctic kraken
lusty sonnet
digital quartz
lusty sonnet
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He wont punish me

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digital quartz
lusty sonnet
lusty sonnet
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this you?

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https://youtu.be/gYBtjqCb2Mg

this is where im from

Here is the outrageously epic anthem of Azerbaijan, sounding more like something from a fantasy movie then the anthem of a nation. The idea comes from AlternateHistoryHub’s video about national anthems, in where he makes and shows how wild the Azerbaijani anthem is alongside the Lord of the Rings.
I am simply a fan of the movie and the anthem, a...

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fierce jay
digital quartz
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oops

digital quartz
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oh my

digital quartz
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i have just found something great

fierce jay
lusty sonnet
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Just discovered LotR?

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the anthem of tuva on top

digital quartz
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Spiel mit dem Feuer und locker

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queen finch
midnight tree
hoary elk
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Hop on my machine

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Zamn

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oh heeellll naawww

delicate vine
queen finch
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man 3:20 just has nothing

atomic pewter
plucky void
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now do a cursed version of that meme with Fallout Tactics, Fallout Brotherhood of Steel and Fallout 76

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although Fallout Tactics is a great game :v

digital quartz
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madge1 I was gonna say, no disrespecting fallout tactics

plucky void
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sorry

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I used to play Tactics multiplayer a bunch on gamespy

digital quartz
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wish they would make more games like fallout 1 and 2 or Age of Decadence

plucky void
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Wasteland 2 and 3

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and there's a Fallout Tactics spiritual successor somewhere on Steam, forgot the name

digital quartz
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atom rpg ?

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how many of you played cod 1 or 2?

digital quartz
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has some stalker vibes too

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me

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or 3 for that matter

pastel quartz
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It was great

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how old? i have too

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but i was born the same year it was made

plucky void
digital quartz
pastel quartz
plucky void
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On my 2nd and long-awaited episode of Apocalypse Archives, let's look into Dustwind, an unofficial spiritual successor to Fallout: Tactics.

Released in 2018, Dustwind brings the combat-focused tactical gameplay of Fallout: Tactics, and brings in online co-op and PvP modes, as well as official and community-designed maps. To top it all off, the ...

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bruh im 15

digital quartz
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plucky void
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even has online co-op, something FoTactics didn't have

digital quartz
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play starcraft

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digital quartz
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emulator ?!?!?

pastel quartz
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Play Commandos 1

digital quartz
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huh

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pastel quartz
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Or any of the Commandos games

digital quartz
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emulating what system ?

digital quartz
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(its on my old phone idk where i put it)

digital quartz
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wait what

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you play starcraft on an emulator on your phone ?

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n64 emulator

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digital quartz
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u trolling

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ill install it on my new phone if you want

mortal dirge
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ive played this

digital quartz
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yeah I know it exists for n64 it just escapes my mind why anyone would play it on a console kekw

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but i havent played garrys mod

stone blade
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where tf are the god damn walls its like a fish bowl

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nuh-uh no thanks

hasty dove
stone blade
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bruh

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but i have the redux

atomic pewter
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I played all three, good games

digital quartz
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so ive heard

hasty dove
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Exodus's good, outside of few screwups

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dat ride at the end (I mean it was great)

hoary elk
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hasty dove
digital quartz
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more loot

digital quartz
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that too

hasty dove
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linear story's all right though. Silent protagonist do not work in it tho

digital quartz
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didnt artyom say a few words here and there ?

digital quartz
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kekw thats kinda weird considering you are hanging out with his wife half the time

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did he say anything? ever?

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i mean other than loading screens

hasty dove
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it worked for Gordon Freeman where it was all action, but in Exodus where everyone is talking to you... bruh

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like in game

hasty dove
digital quartz
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but mfer got real talkative in the loading screens

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make it make sense

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digital quartz
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unspoken rizz

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he needs a #vent channel

warm fossil
hasty dove
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dunno what was the problem though. Add a few lines here and there, and he would've worked as silent type. Right now he is more of "I don't know what I even do here" type

digital quartz
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the Gary Cooper type

hasty dove
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I think I'm getting a fever

digital quartz
plucky void
hasty dove
# digital quartz he still bagged anna tho

well, he is not mute. There is a moment in trilogy where he get asked "what happened in there?", screen goes black for a moment, and everyone is suddenly like "okay, we got it". Looks fucking pitiful.

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'moments later, bob is dismembered'

hasty dove
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games are not exactly made by the book though. In games he is very talkative... also a bit of an idiot IIRC

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read only first two. Pretty bad tbh

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i thought it was made with the authour

hasty dove
hidden path
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shivers and I feel hot

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haven't had the flu for years so it feels weird

digital quartz
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hidden path
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I be in my bed, just time to wait

amber marsh
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kek

hasty dove
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not gonna read the third book or w/e there is after it. They were badly written /shrug

hidden path
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shush

hasty dove
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like, "I can't write but I can't hold it" type of bad

hidden path
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I'm not even getting laid in my bed, just dying Wahh

digital quartz
digital quartz
hasty dove
hidden path
hasty dove
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like, head and shoulders and oh my god better

digital quartz
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okay gotta bounce

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have fun playing battlebit to whoever is going to play PepeHands

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see you

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theres half an hour

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i have heard this countless times

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and i just realised battle bit has VOiP

reef anchor
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upper spruce
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help im dying i drank 6 glasses of fresh orange juice in quick successionlol

upper spruce
upper spruce
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I jut lol'd

pastel quartz
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barely disguised fetish

queen finch
devout hull
upper spruce
devout hull
pastel quartz
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its gonna start raining men

warm fossil
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just as Gorf got a flu

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coincidentally,

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I'm also dying

pastel quartz
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fuck gorf

warm fossil
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why doesn't this head hurt when I'm watching movies yet as soon as I try to take a nap

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boom

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splitting headache

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hurts like hell

upper spruce
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oof

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get better soon, lad.

warm fossil
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greatly 'ppreciate

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at the start of winter holidays as well

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never in months have I been ill

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I always drink water when i get headaches

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(i am an alcoholic)

upper spruce
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nobody is perfect.

hoary elk
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true

warm fossil
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i think i already drank half a liter when i felt the pain

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water's great

hoary elk
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Yup

warm fossil
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bloody hell it stings a lot

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honestly i've felt worse

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not gonna stall it for any longer, time to sleep

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good night, brainfart bedge

upper spruce
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night

hoary elk
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Gn

upper spruce
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Some problems here sleeping too>
Some stress and hypertension. Causes a lot of nightmares

heady crow
upper spruce
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BIGUS DICKUS... MAXIMUS!!

uneven sinew
upper spruce
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EXactly: "True Mesiah" as you said lel

plucky void
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Establishing battlefield control, stand by

edgy abyss
upper spruce
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Dances at the ignorants

edgy abyss
uneven sinew
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Those had good artillery, not gonna lie

edgy abyss
upper spruce
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Last game was heresy, made by GDI heretical scum.

uneven sinew
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I liked the Marked of Kane. Cause Cyborgs

edgy abyss
uneven sinew
upper spruce
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"Black Hand" all the way

edgy abyss
upper spruce
devout hull
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God, the Ultrakill official Buttplug Support.

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Totally buying a buttplug roughly in the shape of Doom Slayer.

edgy abyss
uneven sinew
upper spruce
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It was a "Horde" faction

uneven sinew
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Meh

upper spruce
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Black Hand all the way, anti-everything flame weapons, giant mechs and black hand elites with "nosorog" like armor.

uneven sinew
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I remember spamming reapers when I was playing as Nod

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And then there was the Avatars in Kane's Wrath

edgy abyss
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There's nothing better than Titans and Wolverines stomping through the battlefield

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also... I wish Steel Talons had the Mammoth MK1 walker instead of the MARV

hoary elk
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back from the gym, time to int some league games!

amber marsh
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@grizzled meadow you said you played tarky, right?

upper spruce
amber marsh
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@narrow lotus you too I think?

grizzled meadow
grizzled meadow
hidden path
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fat fuck

grizzled meadow
amber marsh
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@narrow lotus let's play tarkyyy

hidden path
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I am still dying

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went up to almot 38C

stone blade
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Wohoooo

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WALLY WESTT

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2 of them

upper spruce
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w00t?

stone blade
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yees

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now I get to level him up

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pog

plucky void
edgy abyss
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hey @grizzled meadow have you seen Girldirex yet?

upper spruce
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...they fucked that up, so they fucked up the game.

plucky void
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like I said, as a spinoff it could've been better accepted

edgy abyss
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I used to draw C&C like bases when I was a kid...

upper spruce
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so did i

plucky void
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I liked drawing C&C stuff in the school notebook kekcry

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I had a loooooooooot of trouble with perspective

upper spruce
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fucking brain-dead nerd I was.

plucky void
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at least C&C4 wasn't as bad as Tiberium Alliances

upper spruce
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THIS game I wanna play. ...but it's like... 60 Gigs heavy and 30-40 $ expensive...

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I got the money and space but fuk no.

plucky void
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huh I like the L4D-ish loading screen

upper spruce
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game is twisted as fuk

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I played Zombie Army 2 7x years ago and had nightmares lol

hidden path
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I'm like 90% sure I didn't poison myself but I'm very tired and paranoid

heady crow
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@grizzled meadow

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lol

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ZOOLANDER intensifies

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Mining intensifies

plucky void
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ROCK AND STONE

heady crow
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WERE RICH

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WERE RICH

ocean pulsar
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who were rich

edgy abyss
heady crow
hidden path
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me

upper spruce
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meme

heady crow
edgy abyss
quartz saffron
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Forgot, a lot of non-Americans here. No tipping culture in more civilized societies

upper spruce
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oki

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Me and who

devout hull
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It cant just be me

upper spruce
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plays DOOM in a different game

plucky void
uneven sinew
edgy abyss
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What you lookin at @ocean pulsar ?

ocean pulsar
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the industrial revolution and its consequences

edgy abyss
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sure you are

uneven sinew
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Reject technology, embrace monke

ocean pulsar
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I endorse this message

devout hull
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why must i be spoiled by cheap entertainment and quick dopamine hits, life loses meaning when there is no downtime

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I gotta take a long break from this

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I've been really scatterbrained recently

devout hull
plucky void
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skill issue

upper spruce
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Bigus Dickus Maximus

amber marsh
surreal smelt
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Segata Sanshiro?

queen finch
devout hull
edgy abyss
urban ocean
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In 19 hours, we get to wait seven more years

plucky void
urban ocean
plucky void
urban ocean
uncut obsidian
devout hull
queen finch
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urban ocean
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I posted it again

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COPE COPE

urban ocean
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@grizzled meadow

heavy peak
queen finch
surreal smelt
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Fuckers are stealing my cum collection, can't have shit in detroit

pastel quartz
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uwu

heavy peak
heavy peak
devout hull
heavy peak
pastel quartz
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not real, games dont have thatr

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L4d2

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Your argument is invalid

heavy peak
pastel quartz
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it had too good dev team

glad carbon
# queen finch

"Me" returning from the forest after investigating the bloodcurdling screams

abstract path
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Starbound do be fun

pastel quartz
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bending over uwu

slim osprey
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Every time I come here

amber marsh
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dam maja

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same here

fierce jay
slim osprey
plucky void
plucky void
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her brain rotted due to too much horni

slim osprey
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ppl say it's a gurl

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I don't even know anymore

slim osprey
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They said they were a guy

plucky void
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welp

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inb4 someone says both

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He's just a very horny very gay) dude

heady crow
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Bruno

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What's up my man

heady crow
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Tireedd :((. Slept 2 hours and helped my friend move apartments today

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But rn 3am and going through some albums. Prolly will fall asleep during this one

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You?

slim osprey
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Shiii- Hope you get some good rest soon

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I'm feeling good, started going to the gym everyday

heady crow
slim osprey
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Well, Monday to Friday

heady crow
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Nice. What kind split you running

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Some ppl variation?

slim osprey
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Wdym "split"?

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What's a split again?

heady crow
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As in how you split your bodyparts and when you train them

primal magnet
heady crow
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3am so autistic explanation

slim osprey
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Ah

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Legs, chest/bicep, back/tricep, legs (again)/shoulders, and on the last day some minor muscles

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Wanna get bigger legs

heady crow
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Ye fair enough. Prolly want to switch to a routine that synergises more and splits your upper body work more evenly but thats just me. Im really happy that youve stuck with the gym stuff

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You still only going to the gym in the mornings? :D

hoary elk
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i love nsuns

heavy peak
slim osprey
heady crow
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Yessir

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Good that theres someone that keeps you accountable

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Rn in a rut myself in terms of weighlifting. Just need to get the ball rolling again and im gucci

queen finch
hoary elk
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is this what we are?

slim osprey
heady crow
queen finch
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good idea

heady crow
slim osprey
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Amen peepopray

slim osprey
heady crow
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Me fr

slim osprey
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Thank god no one will go at 8 am

hoary elk
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8 sets of bench to piss everyone off trollface

slim osprey
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If anything I can just go at 7 am

remote vine
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Probably the last hour or two I get to use my phone before I disappear into the nether for a week

queen finch
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@heady crow a year from now

slim osprey
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Away from the internet for a week

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Must feel nice

heady crow
grim radish
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Mister Beeeeeasssssst

hoary elk
remote vine
queen finch
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cute

remote vine
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I wouldn’t call it nice

slim osprey
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Good luck with it

grim radish
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Bro playing irl stalker

hoary elk
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lmao

slim osprey
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I would've joined the army too

heady crow
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Good luck soldier. Thankfully we can use phones during our service

queen finch
remote vine
heady crow
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At that point id just start doing decline bench and dips

hoary elk
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yeah...crapload of fuckin cardio machines, no idea who's the fucking retard who thought it was a good idea

queen finch
queen adder
heady crow
hoary elk
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mine's a commercial one, not cheap either but it's in walkable distance so it was a no brainer

heady crow
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Ye thats why i stick with mine. 10min walk away from the campus

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Easy to go do a workout when theres a hole in my schedule

hoary elk
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heat's fuckin killing me when i step out though

slim osprey
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De donde sos?

heady crow
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@remote vine still got any idea what you are gonna do there apart from just very Basic training in the ground forces? Or do you guys even have any "branches" to pick

hoary elk
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tucumono

slim osprey
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Uhh no

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Pobrecito

hoary elk
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uhuh ahah

slim osprey
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Dios te abandono en serio

heady crow
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I just want a good steady -20 for a few weeks so the lakes would freeze properly

slim osprey
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I wanna feel that kind of weather too

heady crow
heady crow
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Got plans of walking from the city where i study to my cottage with a friend. We already bought a good tent, wood fire stove and a sled

slim osprey
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Wish it was me fr

heady crow
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And to ice fish in comfort IF THERE WAS ANY ICE TO SET UP A TENT AND FISH ON

heady crow
plucky void
heady crow
remote vine
plucky void
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huh embed fail

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one moment

digital pine
plucky void
heady crow
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Do me proud and become a pioneer

plucky void
surreal smelt
slim osprey
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Me on the other hand

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I'm planning on going out with a couple of friends, one of them I haven't met but according to my friends that have, he's a very cute femboy

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So I already have my plans for this summer

ruby minnow
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Time to choose

slim osprey
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I'm picking the right one

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You think this is horny?

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You have seen nothing

heavy peak
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I've seen more than you can imagine

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Hence why im still awake at 4am

slim osprey
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Lol

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Get a normal sleep schedule

heavy peak
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It's burned like those balls in the picture kekw

slim osprey
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You scared?

heavy peak
slim osprey
plucky void
wind forum
warm fossil
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the 096 sounds really caught me offguard

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I expected the image but not the sounds at all

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containment breach trauma kicking in

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also good morning brainfart wokege

ruby minnow
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what is your timezone

warm fossil
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gmt +4

ruby minnow
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because its 5 am in the morning here

heady crow
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4am here

warm fossil
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damn

unkempt oasis
pastel quartz
warm fossil
ruby minnow
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why

warm fossil
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but now it's replaced by a sore throat

ruby minnow
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k

warm fossil
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the best medication

warm fossil
ruby minnow
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man whenever i'm sick

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my mom gives me a pill

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then the next day i wake up

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i'm ok

pastel quartz
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hai dios uwuuu >~>

hoary elk
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hewwo

pastel quartz
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@orchid robin why are u so unactive :c

uncut obsidian
hoary elk
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Rostok is busy

wind forum
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Rostok is busy

warm fossil
ruby minnow
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Rostok is bussin

hoary elk
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terraria with the boys is fun

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everyone got the racist names

pastel quartz
primal kiln
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(you lose the coin toss)

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(Gro-goroth explodes your cock and balls)

pastel quartz
hoary elk
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rgb? not on my watch

pastel quartz
wind forum
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idk why people get rgb

pastel quartz
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unless u meant pc rgb

wind forum
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looks like shit

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the funko pop of PC design

pastel quartz
pastel quartz
wind forum
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Why would I want to light up my room with PC lights when I have a lamp

pastel quartz
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yup

pastel quartz
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rgb for the room, complete colored

fading shuttle
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just have a fuckin lamp

wind forum
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Bro got that bottom opinion

hoary elk
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ewww sources of light

warm fossil
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I love having a trip in my room

fading shuttle
pastel quartz
fading shuttle
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what kinda bottom gets rgb lighting for their room

hoary elk
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i'd like one of those so the nightmares go away

fading shuttle
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might as well put up a "live, laugh, love" poster aswell

pastel quartz
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okay, i like pink and purple, i want my room to have pink or purple color, what else do u want me to do

fading shuttle
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get stuff that is pink or purple, dont make your room look like a fuckin strip club

plucky void
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pastel quartz
warm fossil
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hey, if we got RGB, where's HSL?

pastel quartz
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you know how expensive that shit is?.

hoary elk
warm fossil
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hue saturation lightness

pastel quartz
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there's no reason to color the walls, change the colors of furniture or anything if you can use less time, money, and fuck much less and get rgb

warm fossil
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HSL (for hue, saturation, lightness) and HSV (for hue, saturation, value; also known as HSB, for hue, saturation, brightness) are alternative representations of the RGB color model, designed in the 1970s by computer graphics researchers to more closely align with the way human vision perceives color-making attributes. In these models, colors of ...

fading shuttle
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the words of someone who doesnt like putting in effort and instead likes the homo lights

wind forum
hoary elk
warm fossil
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okay :(

plucky void
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reminds me of the 2D Clone Wars cartoon, first season where there was little to no dialog

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it looks at least partly inspired by Genndy Tartakovsky's style in that

edgy abyss
wind forum
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2D or 3D clone fans are the realest

glad carbon
warm fossil
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I don't think I will

crimson flame
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@uncut obsidian @pastel quartz got a draw lmaooo

uncut obsidian
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fuck i missed today's playtest

slim kettle
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👀

uncut obsidian
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next playtest in 14 hours

reef anchor
grizzled meadow
grizzled meadow
surreal smelt
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activating woman deflectors

slim kettle
grizzled meadow
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Read the description of that channel

slim kettle
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read?!

warm fossil
midnight tree
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ties are for chumps

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they give you no tactical advantage

surreal smelt
surreal smelt
swift scarab
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@slate crown You awake

slate crown
swift scarab
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Close enough

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Have a new pfp

slate crown
midnight tree
slate crown
rose ferry
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get to work

crimson flame
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gross

crimson flame
grizzled meadow
grizzled meadow
wise bane
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GOOOOD MORNIN

rose ferry
wise bane
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Daddy falco is here

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UwU

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oWo

rose ferry
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won't happen again though, I'll keep my transphobic ass in check next time

rose ferry
#

they don't want politics in here, DM me if you wanna know

wise bane
#

nah i hate politics, im german

#

i mean yeah normal politics, but german politics suck ass

hoary elk
#

what's scary about Transubstantiation?

rose ferry
#

what's scary about transmissions

grim radish
crimson flame
hoary elk
grim radish
#

𐐘 𐑀

hoary elk
#

ain't no way...

glad carbon
grizzled meadow
rose ferry
#

I'm a rascal but I want to be orderly... you know most of the time

hoary elk
#

cosa

grizzled meadow
#

La

rose ferry
crimson flame
hoary elk
#

la creatura

rose ferry
#

my appearances deceive but I am a man

hoary elk
#

don't know much about scandinavia, but skyr's pretty good

rose ferry
crimson flame
crimson flame
#

oh no no i know where this leads

rose ferry
rose ferry
#

try me ho

hoary elk
#

franklin badge, do your thing!

split canyonBOT
#

Maxim is about to meet death

grizzled meadow
#

Welp the bot talked

rose ferry
#

I salute you bot

wind forum
#

So spoken. Let's not keep the bot waiting.

rose ferry
#

silence ho

crimson flame
rose ferry
#

the bot lies volt

crimson flame
#

the bot is always true

#

its the only source of truth in this world full of lies and deceit

rose ferry
#

you may silence me but I will never die

#

this twink has too many BOYS to conquer

wind forum
#

I win

rose ferry
#

weak

crimson flame
full crown
#

Majiti Moment

wise bane
#

kill all turtles

wise bane
#

buy those plastic straws

rose ferry
#

buy your paper alternatives and put them in your plastic shopping bag

wind forum
#

paper straws suck dick

orchid robin
wind forum
#

also metal straws are just kinda dumb

full crown
solar obsidian
#

finally u came back, i thought the slavery killed you, @orchid robin

wind forum
#

I almost broke one of my teeth when I instinctively bit down on mine

#

Because I like chewing straws idk

rose ferry
#

didn't know metal straws were a thing even

#

doesn't everyone chew on straws?

#

just a little even?

midnight tree
#

we talking straw as in the crop?

#

or the sippy straw

wind forum
#

what

devout hull
solar obsidian
#

crop yes, sippy one - never

wind forum
#

perfect diameter

midnight tree
orchid robin
#

Sounds painful

rose ferry
#

I suck dick straws

midnight tree
#

yea that me

rose ferry
#

I can no longer procrastinate, goodbye my sweet darlings

midnight tree
#

cringe

#

you should procrastinate more

rose ferry
#

you're right

orchid robin
#

What do you call procrastinating from procrastination

midnight tree
#

it's literally my job to procrastinate

rose ferry
rose ferry
midnight tree
#

det er en kjedelig jævla jobb

#

slutter på fredag

#

du kan ta over hvis du vil

orchid robin
#

They are speaking free healthcare, stop them

rose ferry
#

kan vurdere det

crimson flame
#

oh god not the satan summoning language again

rose ferry
#

gleder meg på dine vegne

midnight tree
#

ARBEIDSLØSHET BAYBEEE

#

lenge leve velferdsstaten norge

rose ferry
#

skal planlegge no helt jæææævlig homo med kjæresten før jeg får familiebesøk

#

ikke no jobb akkurat men

#

er fortsatt lat

midnight tree
#

bruh øyeblikk

#

du må skaffe deg jobb så jeg kan leve på skattepengene dine

rose ferry
#

har jobb, fikk bare fri

#

du får allerede skattepengene mine kjære ❤️

midnight tree
rose ferry
#

lenge leve velferdsstaten norge

#

lenge leve hans majestet

midnight tree
#

søstra mi utløste en terror alarm utenfor kronprinsparet sin bolig for noen år siden

rose ferry
#

å

#

god jul

midnight tree
#

godt nyttår

rose ferry
#

gratulerer med dagen

orchid robin
#

fuckin scandinavians with their "healthcare" and "higher education standards"

midnight tree
#

gratulerer, norge (17. mai)

midnight tree
#

and unhealthy

orchid robin
midnight tree
#

no thanks

orchid robin
#

imagine it

#

now

midnight tree
#

no

#

greece is piss

rose ferry
#

my heart goes out to you

#

greece should be the jewel of the Mediterranean

#

not italy

midnight tree
#

do another jesus thing

#

pin all your debt on one guy and then kill him

rose ferry
#

there you go

warm fossil
midnight tree
#

but here's the real question

#

does your dick curve and if so which direction

orchid robin
rose ferry
#

pin all your debt on me, I'll pay it off with sexual favours

#

I'll have it paid off before the weekend is over

#

and then some

orchid robin
rose ferry
#

I've had my eyes on some greeks don't you worry

#

I know what I'm doing

orchid robin
#

why are you eyeing our population?

rose ferry
#

to analyse ideal specimen

orchid robin
#

just say "to figure out whose cock to suck"

rose ferry
#

well

#

yes

midnight tree
#

why don't you eye deez nuts

orchid robin
#

ayo who wants to buy me this gem

rose ferry
#

game sucks tbh

#

way too short

orchid robin
#

40 euro

#

who pays 40 euro for that

midnight tree
#

game too hard tbh

rose ferry
#

yeah and it's the length of a 15 euro title

#

tops

orchid robin
#

make it a first person shooter and i might reconsider

midnight tree
rose ferry
#

still too short

midnight tree
orchid robin
#

is there anything that can satisfy this monster

rose ferry
#

no not you the game

rose ferry
#

wait yes

orchid robin
#

imma dip before he answers

midnight tree
rose ferry
#

but yeah the game is too short, doesn't let you play with the fun ideas the show presents with magic and such

orchid robin
#

dear lord he actually played it

rose ferry
#

and it doesn't have nearly the same amount of racism as the show

orchid robin
#

agreed

midnight tree
#

real

orchid robin
#

the og show was dropping hard r's left and right

rose ferry
#

I can't rp a pegasus supremacist

#

so it really falls flat

orchid robin
#

fortnite just added the greek basketball player antentokoumpos

#

is there anything safe from their touch

rose ferry
#

I don't think so

orchid robin
rose ferry
#

oh god no

#

I'd kms

solar obsidian
#

dont lie, you'd do anything for money

orchid robin
rose ferry
orchid robin
#

be polite

solar obsidian
#

my brother in christ, you suck cock

orchid robin
rose ferry
orchid robin
#

careful, talk like that attracts the coomers

rose ferry
#

and of course, like I said I'm a professional

midnight tree
warm fossil
queen adder
#

Coom

orchid robin
warm fossil
#

oh no

orchid robin
#

ones that arent all talk

queen adder
#

i came out of the womb drinking beard’s milk, nugget

solar obsidian
#

who asked

midnight tree
orchid robin
midnight tree
#

no it's a construction site shack

#

i just sit in it and look out of a window at a gate

heavy halo
#

meow

#

hi guys

midnight tree
#

omg haiiiiiii

#

:33333

orchid robin
heavy halo
#

huh?

rose ferry
#

didn't even go for the vintage 'nyan'

heavy halo
#

all my friends yell at me

#

to shut the fuck up

#

cuz i meow in vc when i decide i wanna talk

midnight tree
#

bruh

orchid robin
rose ferry
#

stop meowing damn

heavy halo
#

they all beg me to talk, then i meow for 20 minutes straight and then they tell me to shut up

midnight tree
#

based

heavy halo
#

im just so silly

fading shuttle
#

cus u said the wrong thing

crimson flame
#

you need to be properly handled

rose ferry
#

I don't want you to shut up tho, I wanna hear what you have to say, get some stuff off your chest

#

I'm here for you

heavy halo
fading shuttle
#

its like someone being silent, we ask them to talk and the first thing they say is the nword, course we want them to shut up again

heavy halo
orchid robin
crimson flame
midnight tree
#

imprison deez nuts

crimson flame
orchid robin
heavy halo
#

.

rose ferry
rose ferry
#

no reason you need to be alone

heavy halo
#

shadup.

#

someone arrest this man for flirting with me

midnight tree
orchid robin
heavy halo
midnight tree
#

same

heavy halo
crimson flame
#

same

rose ferry
rose ferry
#

it's gotten me into trouble

#

like a lot

crimson flame