#🎪bruh-fart
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you wont play for sure tehn :c

@uncut obsidian come come battlebit
fail
im sending it
its in 1,5h
its coming back-
dope man.
Never too early to summon Madi
17 for the 80
He wont punish me
ive seen you in maths
I think he went to sleep an hour ago 
Yeah i bought 200 bananas
He'll wake up for battlebit
this you?
this is where im from
Here is the outrageously epic anthem of Azerbaijan, sounding more like something from a fantasy movie then the anthem of a nation. The idea comes from AlternateHistoryHub’s video about national anthems, in where he makes and shows how wild the Azerbaijani anthem is alongside the Lord of the Rings.
I am simply a fan of the movie and the anthem, a...
oops
sheesh
The insanely epic anthem of the Russian Siberian republic of Tuva set to the equally epic movies of the Lord of the Rings.
I got inspired by AlternateHistoryHub's video about national anthems, wherein he covers the anthem of Azerbaijan, with scenes from the lord of the rings just to emphasize the epicenes. I therefore expanded the meme and made...
oh my
you watch ball ?
i have just found something great
from time to time
Just discovered LotR?
that Luka 60/21/10 from yesterday 
erase yourself
Spiel mit dem Feuer und locker
man this shit fits
why the fuck does it sound so evil
literally me
Hop on my machine
Zamn
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man 3:20 just has nothing
now do a cursed version of that meme with Fallout Tactics, Fallout Brotherhood of Steel and Fallout 76
although Fallout Tactics is a great game :v
I was gonna say, no disrespecting fallout tactics
wish they would make more games like fallout 1 and 2 or Age of Decadence
Wasteland 2 and 3
and there's a Fallout Tactics spiritual successor somewhere on Steam, forgot the name
atom rpg ?
how many of you played cod 1 or 2?
or 3 for that matter
don't think so ... let me try to find it
28
Early twenties
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nphbXe_uKg this one, Dustwind
On my 2nd and long-awaited episode of Apocalypse Archives, let's look into Dustwind, an unofficial spiritual successor to Fallout: Tactics.
Released in 2018, Dustwind brings the combat-focused tactical gameplay of Fallout: Tactics, and brings in online co-op and PvP modes, as well as official and community-designed maps. To top it all off, the ...
bruh im 15
old soul
i play cncnet (red alert 1) every now and again
even has online co-op, something FoTactics didn't have
play starcraft
i have that for emulator
interesting 
emulator ?!?!?
Play Commandos 1
huh
yeh
Or any of the Commandos games
emulating what system ?
or jagged alliance 
same one as splinter cell
(its on my old phone idk where i put it)
n64 emulator
used to
u trolling
ill install it on my new phone if you want
bruh i had splinter cell too
the OG one
ive played this
yeah I know it exists for n64 it just escapes my mind why anyone would play it on a console 
but i havent played garrys mod
where are the walls
where tf are the god damn walls its like a fish bowl
nuh-uh no thanks
y no Metro series though
bruh
I played all three, good games
exodus is pretty good
so ive heard
i personally metro (havent played exodus) a little too linear
exodus's the same, even if it tries to pretend to be open world
it leaves you a lot more stuff to explore tho
more loot
that too
linear story's all right though. Silent protagonist do not work in it tho
didnt artyom say a few words here and there ?
nope
thats kinda weird considering you are hanging out with his wife half the time
it worked for Gordon Freeman where it was all action, but in Exodus where everyone is talking to you... bruh
like in game
never
introvert
he needs a #vent channel
Gordon got traumatized so hard he forgor how to speak
dunno what was the problem though. Add a few lines here and there, and he would've worked as silent type. Right now he is more of "I don't know what I even do here" type
the Gary Cooper type
irrelevant, it either works for story or it doesn't
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I think I'm getting a fever
I couldve told you that like 5 hours ago when your skin was getting hot
well, he is not mute. There is a moment in trilogy where he get asked "what happened in there?", screen goes black for a moment, and everyone is suddenly like "okay, we got it". Looks fucking pitiful.
hopefully one of those videos you show to someone who's never watched them. all the clips are submitted by you.
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'moments later, bob is dismembered'
games are not exactly made by the book though. In games he is very talkative... also a bit of an idiot IIRC
read only first two. Pretty bad tbh
its close though right?
i thought it was made with the authour
main chain of events maybe, but not everything. There is completely different protagonist in second book for example
yeah lie down, drink water get some electrolytes in you
isolation does this to your immune system
I be in my bed, just time to wait
kek
not gonna read the third book or w/e there is after it. They were badly written /shrug
shush
like, "I can't write but I can't hold it" type of bad
I'm not even getting laid in my bed, just dying 
I read webnovels and warhammer 40k books I think there is a vast difference in what we deem good or bad writing 
you are getting laid by the fever
saw a bunch of evangelion fanfiction better written that this commercial 

like, head and shoulders and oh my god better
nooo
see you
theres half an hour
This song plays at the end of the Soviet campaign.
i have heard this countless times
and i just realised battle bit has VOiP
wth
help im dying i drank 6 glasses of fresh orange juice in quick successionlol
piss
piss ya piss!
Mr Incredible becoming UNCANNY when get a Job in warhammer 40k
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I jut lol'd
barely disguised fetish
What if men are their worst enemy?
Let me rephrase: "Exterminate the enemies of Man!"
Emotions run high in this loose homage to the final moment of the season 2 finale of The O.C. Featuring Shia LaBeouf.
its gonna start raining men
fuck gorf
why doesn't this head hurt when I'm watching movies yet as soon as I try to take a nap
boom
splitting headache
hurts like hell
greatly 'ppreciate
at the start of winter holidays as well
never in months have I been ill

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nobody is perfect.
true
Yup
bloody hell it stings a lot
honestly i've felt worse
not gonna stall it for any longer, time to sleep
good night, brainfart 
night
Gn
Some problems here sleeping too>
Some stress and hypertension. Causes a lot of nightmares
Alien fetishist
EXactly: "True Mesiah" as you said lel
Establishing battlefield control, stand by
I smell HERESY
how dare you
GDI?
Hell naw
Steel Talons rule, terrorist scum
Those had good artillery, not gonna lie
And then abandons his followers for personal gain in the last game 
Last game was heresy, made by GDI heretical scum.
I liked the Marked of Kane. Cause Cyborgs
Yeeees, consume that copium
:
Ascends to become a 'god'. In reality hes raped by aliens
"Black Hand" all the way
Some "Messiah" you followed, eh? 
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I do these by translating on Google each of the original lines...
God, the Ultrakill official Buttplug Support.
Totally buying a buttplug roughly in the shape of Doom Slayer.
Ew, Horus
There's also the Scrin faction. But I've never liked them idk why. They were bland
It was a "Horde" faction
Meh
Black Hand all the way, anti-everything flame weapons, giant mechs and black hand elites with "nosorog" like armor.
I remember spamming reapers when I was playing as Nod
And then there was the Avatars in Kane's Wrath
There's nothing better than Titans and Wolverines stomping through the battlefield
also... I wish Steel Talons had the Mammoth MK1 walker instead of the MARV
@grizzled meadow you said you played tarky, right?

@narrow lotus you too I think?
Nope, never played Tarkov
He played Tarkov, yes
@plucky void
@narrow lotus let's play tarkyyy
w00t?
Gameplay-wise, I think that game could've worked out decently if it were a spinoff
The entire COMMAND&CONQUER series was based in the construction of a full functional base. Hell in mods you can even construct roadblocks, concrete floors, boxes, crates, floodlights with the faction's distinctive lights (Yellow for GDI, Red for NOD)...
...they fucked that up, so they fucked up the game.
like I said, as a spinoff it could've been better accepted

I used to draw C&C like bases when I was a kid...
so did i
I liked drawing C&C stuff in the school notebook 
I had a loooooooooot of trouble with perspective
fucking brain-dead nerd I was.
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THIS game I wanna play. ...but it's like... 60 Gigs heavy and 30-40 $ expensive...
I got the money and space but fuk no.
huh I like the L4D-ish loading screen
I'm like 90% sure I didn't poison myself but I'm very tired and paranoid
lol
ZOOLANDER intensifies
I don’t like the sequel cause for how crappy it was, but the first movie was worth of everything. My brothers were like this Ben Stiller character, as role models. And this scene made me laugh out loud.
Derek Zoolander gave up being a role model, as he decided to spend time with his father and brothers in a coal mine. Wait until you see for wh...
Mining intensifies
ROCK AND STONE
who were rich
me
meme
Forgot, a lot of non-Americans here. No tipping culture in more civilized societies
oki
you
It cant just be me
plays DOOM in a different game
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Technically correct as you are looking at a screen.

why must i be spoiled by cheap entertainment and quick dopamine hits, life loses meaning when there is no downtime
I gotta take a long break from this
I've been really scatterbrained recently
Go buy yourself an island to go unga in.
skill issue
Bigus Dickus Maximus
are those all the batman movies???
no
@grizzled meadow https://youtu.be/VDu-8pAuMms
took me 1 day to put this together less goo
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damn that vid is 12 years old now
Segata Sanshiro?

i haven't played multiversus yet
I'm asian
top 10 anime transformations
All credit to Antoine Delak. I hold no ownership of this clip, I just snipped it for personal jokes and shit.
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In 19 hours, we get to wait seven more years

Fucking "premieres" man
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Even worse, trailers for trailers
Sex?
yeah
Helltaker is cringe and degenerate
Correct, it also tingles my dick and I appreciate the orgasms.
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I already posted this
I posted it again
COPE COPE
@vale lagoon
Fuckers are stealing my cum collection, can't have shit in detroit
playing job simulator vr
uwu
Completely airtight theory with so much evidence, the factorio engineer is indeed a mecha suit that is controlled by dolphins trying to colonize different planets.
I dare you to prove me wrong.
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@queen finch
Fr fr
@urban ocean
"Me" returning from the forest after investigating the bloodcurdling screams
Starbound do be fun
bending over uwu
That’s why we can’t have nice things in here
Some of y'all need some of this
"You have alerted the horde"
mostly just maja
her brain rotted due to too much horni
His*
They said they were a guy
He's just a very horny very gay) dude
Tireedd :((. Slept 2 hours and helped my friend move apartments today
But rn 3am and going through some albums. Prolly will fall asleep during this one
You?
Shiii- Hope you get some good rest soon
I'm feeling good, started going to the gym everyday
Gotta wake up early to grind tarkov 💪
Well, Monday to Friday
As in how you split your bodyparts and when you train them
ppl is push pull legs
3am so autistic explanation
Ah
Legs, chest/bicep, back/tricep, legs (again)/shoulders, and on the last day some minor muscles
Wanna get bigger legs
Ye fair enough. Prolly want to switch to a routine that synergises more and splits your upper body work more evenly but thats just me. Im really happy that youve stuck with the gym stuff
You still only going to the gym in the mornings? :D
i love nsuns
Still going at 8 am, now with a gymbro too
Yessir
Good that theres someone that keeps you accountable
Rn in a rut myself in terms of weighlifting. Just need to get the ball rolling again and im gucci
gonna get a peak femboy body ?

I believe in you bro
is this what we are?
Nah that's me
Nah plan is to go on a cut of a lifetime in the army and emerge as a twink
good idea
Amen 
Me fr
Thank god no one will go at 8 am
8 sets of bench to piss everyone off 
If anything I can just go at 7 am
Probably the last hour or two I get to use my phone before I disappear into the nether for a week
@heady crow a year from now
Several groups of 9th graders doing one rep maxes taking up all the benches 
Mister Beeeeeasssssst
there is one flat bench at my gym, and it's got my name written on it
I’m heading into the army bro
cute
I wouldn’t call it nice
Good luck with it
Bro playing irl stalker
lmao
I would've joined the army too
Good luck soldier. Thankfully we can use phones during our service
gonna be a Homo soon
Nah that’s the navy
One? 😭
At that point id just start doing decline bench and dips
yeah...crapload of fuckin cardio machines, no idea who's the fucking retard who thought it was a good idea
I served 18 years in the army most of that in the tankers corps, and you know what I'm like

shits annoying, all in a line to bench once and then take selfies in the mirror and repeat
Okay, won’t argue with that
Feel that. Would love to transfer over to a more powerlifting focused gym but they cost 3 times more than the cheap commercial gym i go to rn
mine's a commercial one, not cheap either but it's in walkable distance so it was a no brainer
Ye thats why i stick with mine. 10min walk away from the campus
Easy to go do a workout when theres a hole in my schedule
heat's fuckin killing me when i step out though
De donde sos?
@remote vine still got any idea what you are gonna do there apart from just very Basic training in the ground forces? Or do you guys even have any "branches" to pick
tucumono
uhuh ahah
Feel that. Its above 0 some days so fun when its hot and snow melts and turns into ice :)
I just want a good steady -20 for a few weeks so the lakes would freeze properly
I wanna feel that kind of weather too
Its great when you are layered properly. No better winter activity than go on a short hike with snow shoes on the lake ice
Got plans of walking from the city where i study to my cottage with a friend. We already bought a good tent, wood fire stove and a sled
Wish it was me fr
And to ice fish in comfort IF THERE WAS ANY ICE TO SET UP A TENT AND FISH ON
Fr. Guess i need to fly you out here during winter someday

We won’t pick until later into the training, probably will know in about 2 weeks or so

Do me proud and become a pioneer
On god
Me on the other hand
I'm planning on going out with a couple of friends, one of them I haven't met but according to my friends that have, he's a very cute femboy
So I already have my plans for this summer

Time to choose
It's burned like those balls in the picture 
sleeping is important
the 096 sounds really caught me offguard
I expected the image but not the sounds at all
containment breach trauma kicking in
also good morning brainfart 
what is your timezone
gmt +4
because its 5 am in the morning here
4am here
damn
whats ,, console his family '' how does thatw ork
the headache is gone
why
but now it's replaced by a sore throat
k
kinda hurts to swallow but honestly that's way better than feeling like a knife is stuck in your head
hai dios uwuuu >~>
hewwo
@orchid robin why are u so unactive :c

Rostok is busy
Rostok is busy
good morning, Madi
Rostok is bussin
not if you have no boys 
ew no
ew rgb
rgb? not on my watch
literally me
thats.. not rgb.. those are christmas lights
idk why people get rgb
unless u meant pc rgb
its.. cheap? it doesnt look like shit and it makes ur room colored in any color u want
oh, pc then
Why would I want to light up my room with PC lights when I have a lamp
yup
exactly
not pc lights dummy
rgb for the room, complete colored
just have a fuckin lamp
Bro got that bottom opinion
ewww sources of light
ah yes
I love having a trip in my room
a nightlamp that illuminates the room but keeps it relatively dark then
dumb
what kinda bottom gets rgb lighting for their room
i'd like one of those so the nightmares go away
might as well put up a "live, laugh, love" poster aswell
okay, i like pink and purple, i want my room to have pink or purple color, what else do u want me to do
get stuff that is pink or purple, dont make your room look like a fuckin strip club
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Astartes Ani...
get stuff? rebuy everything that isn't pink?..
hey, if we got RGB, where's HSL?
you know how expensive that shit is?.
hung stretchy lobsters?
hue saturation lightness
there's no reason to color the walls, change the colors of furniture or anything if you can use less time, money, and fuck much less and get rgb
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the words of someone who doesnt like putting in effort and instead likes the homo lights
stop making shit up
okay :(
That's the good shit
yep
reminds me of the 2D Clone Wars cartoon, first season where there was little to no dialog
it looks at least partly inspired by Genndy Tartakovsky's style in that
I loved General Grievous in that
2D or 3D clone fans are the realest
🛌🏿
@uncut obsidian @pastel quartz got a draw lmaooo

fuck i missed today's playtest
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👀
next playtest in 14 hours
He's invincible
Based Yakub Posting 
Devi you slut, posting Stalker stuff in #╟❓general-offtopic

SUN: SETS
WE WILL: NOT FORGET
SUNSET: OVER PARADISE
activating woman deflectors
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#meme #metalgearrising #revengeancestatus
All the credits to the original author.
well its not gamma 
It's Stalker

Read the description of that channel
read?!
ignoring everything, that shirt n' tie are awesome
Monolith meeting Captain Kireyev during peace talks with the major factions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PLEa812T9Y
I do not own any of this. I'm just a fan of Peaky blinders
@slate crown You awake


need
gross

ja herr kaleu
I wonder who this Kaleu fella is
GOOOOD MORNIN
old slang for submarine captain
won't happen again though, I'll keep my transphobic ass in check next time
u fear trans people?
they don't want politics in here, DM me if you wanna know
nah i hate politics, im german
i mean yeah normal politics, but german politics suck ass
what's scary about Transubstantiation?
what's scary about transmissions
i saw trains
toothed gears are kinda scary
𐐘 𐑀
ain't no way...
Good boy/girl/something

I'm a rascal but I want to be orderly... you know most of the time
cosa
La
best neutral pronoun : creature
good creature
la creatura
my appearances deceive but I am a man
don't know much about scandinavia, but skyr's pretty good
I prefer the pronoun "your/his majesty"

no

oh no no i know where this leads
yes
your pronouns are about to be was/were
try me ho
franklin badge, do your thing!
Maxim is about to meet death
Welp the bot talked
I salute you bot
So spoken. Let's not keep the bot waiting.
silence ho
please livestream the entire thing
the bot lies volt
the bot is always true
its the only source of truth in this world full of lies and deceit
oh so you're the person on the meme you posted

Majiti Moment
kill all turtles
buy those plastic straws
paper straws suck dick
The internet was fixed literally 5 mins ago
also metal straws are just kinda dumb
Da Comrade! Duty is life
finally u came back, i thought the slavery killed you, @orchid robin
I almost broke one of my teeth when I instinctively bit down on mine
Because I like chewing straws idk
didn't know metal straws were a thing even
doesn't everyone chew on straws?
just a little even?
what
Why are you using them as sounds?
crop yes, sippy one - never
perfect diameter
my dick sucks straws
Sounds painful
I suck dick straws
yea that me
I can no longer procrastinate, goodbye my sweet darlings
you're right
What do you call procrastinating from procrastination
it's literally my job to procrastinate
proprocrastinate
heldige deg
They are speaking free healthcare, stop them
kan vurdere det
oh god not the satan summoning language again
gleder meg på dine vegne
skal planlegge no helt jæææævlig homo med kjæresten før jeg får familiebesøk
ikke no jobb akkurat men
er fortsatt lat

søstra mi utløste en terror alarm utenfor kronprinsparet sin bolig for noen år siden
godt nyttår
gratulerer med dagen
fuckin scandinavians with their "healthcare" and "higher education standards"
gratulerer, norge (17. mai)
bro i am retarded
and unhealthy
imagine if you lived in greece then
no thanks
there you go
well weve got an eager volunteer i see
pin all your debt on me, I'll pay it off with sexual favours
I'll have it paid off before the weekend is over
and then some
yeah sorry but your average greek man is not what your fantasies would lead you to believe he is
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why are you eyeing our population?
to analyse ideal specimen
just say "to figure out whose cock to suck"
why don't you eye deez nuts
ayo who wants to buy me this gem
game too hard tbh
make it a first person shooter and i might reconsider
i got a few euros worth of length if you know what i mean
still too short

is there anything that can satisfy this monster
no not you the game
imma dip before he answers

but yeah the game is too short, doesn't let you play with the fun ideas the show presents with magic and such
dear lord he actually played it
and it doesn't have nearly the same amount of racism as the show
agreed
real
the og show was dropping hard r's left and right
fortnite just added the greek basketball player antentokoumpos
is there anything safe from their touch
I don't think so
new addition to fortnite, maxim
dont lie, you'd do anything for money
they would add your coffin
professionals have standards
be polite
my brother in christ, you suck cock
at least he pleasures his fellow comrades in arms
and I'd rather choke to death on one than put myself in fortnite
careful, talk like that attracts the coomers
and of course, like I said I'm a professional
bro i have been here for a long time already
be efficient
Coom
and have a plan to kill everyone i meet
oh no
other coomers
ones that arent all talk
i came out of the womb drinking beard’s milk, nugget
who asked
you don't know what i do in the privacy of my own security guard shack at work
Ah yes the “security office” that just so happens to look like a portable toilet
no it's a construction site shack
i just sit in it and look out of a window at a gate
Cat roleplay detected, message ignored
didn't even go for the vintage 'nyan'
all my friends yell at me
to shut the fuck up
cuz i meow in vc when i decide i wanna talk
bruh
Maybe stop doing that?
stop meowing damn
they all beg me to talk, then i meow for 20 minutes straight and then they tell me to shut up
based
im just so silly
cus u said the wrong thing
you need to be properly handled
I don't want you to shut up tho, I wanna hear what you have to say, get some stuff off your chest
I'm here for you
my mind is a prison and i am the prisoner
its like someone being silent, we ask them to talk and the first thing they say is the nword, course we want them to shut up again

By the authorities?
ancient proverb says dont bite more than you can chew
imprison deez nuts

Dont suck more than you can fit
.
I'll share that cell with you darling
no reason you need to be alone
darling?

shadup.
someone arrest this man for flirting with me
ancient proverb says shit i don't understand because it was written in a now dead language
true
Man?
ancient proverb says i should kill myself
same
same
I flirt with everyone, don't worry






