🎪bruh-fart

[pastel quartz]

dood talkin with moth pussy

https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/1602456018063089664

[quartz saffron]

Dwarf fortress in a nutshell

[hasty dove]

meh, more like minecraft

funniest wipe I've heard of in dwarf fortress? Invited a goblin band to sing in tavern, they turned out to be werewolves and wiped the fortress

[quartz saffron]

https://twitter.com/GMShivers/status/1602812740657373184/photo/1

Jennifer D'aww (@GMShivers)

(not my meme just found it and laughed)

Twitter · Dec 13, 2022, 11:48 PM

[grim sluice]

Committing a Canada should be phrase of the year next year.

[hoary elk]

healthcare!!!

[abstract path]

Isn't free

[queen forum]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/371480227001663489/1011295336536490166/attachment.gif

[queen forum]

I agree

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/968636529142558763/1010859948613324820/dabberoo.gif

[wide bough]

Boooo I waited 2 minutes for that meme to upload and it got filtered

[queen forum]

Here is your reward

[reef anchor]

I found this meme

it's in russin

Russian

idk any of it

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/770094079102681198/1052074547135909969/fb6cbbb39b2d70b6.mp4

Is it Russian Cock and Ball torture?

[wary flume]

Prolly idk 💀

[split canyon]

yo

[reef anchor]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/625399890922438694/953968824498139156/screw.gif

[split canyon]

[queen forum]

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/484076945223581698/980904153003982928/25C0A027-5798-4845-B625-2A30052AFE22-1.gif

[wide bough]

Yeah

You can make out certain grammar, like at one point he’s listing shit off and you can double-check the syllables to the Russian translated Wikipedia article

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1045701696287948880/1049241584580956170/zortnite_1.gif

[clever python]

^

[visual stirrup]

Is this an AI?

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1050229769641394296/eor7hlzp6k4a1.png

[clever python]

Yes

[heady crow]

Last boof make it count

[glad carbon]

yeah the 7900 xtx is a cheaper and similarly capable 4080

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/596142453015445505/1037043303910219857/caption.gif

[urban ocean]

Yeah, unless you really want Raytracing or you're doing a lot of productivity work reliant on cuda, it's a no brainer.

[glad carbon]

adam is the main character of oneyplays

talks a little slow but hes always funny

the rizzler

[clever python]

The first 5 attempts it kept saying "I'm not allowed to use YouTube" or "Oneyplays is inappropriate content for a chat AI"

The second pic isn't very good but the first one all sounds like things they would say

Zach is the bird, the main guy is the first, Corey is the second if you added 5 flubs

[ruby minnow]

man

imagine

AMD cards with good drivers

surely would fuck up Nvidia's sales

[grim sluice]

Nvidia, good drivers

[ruby minnow]

and AMD cards do cause problems

so if AMD fixed those

man Nvidia would be fucked

[grim sluice]

Not an expert on GPU cards or drivers at all; but I know I had massive headaches to find a stable rollback version by trial and error multiple times. And for months the 3xxx series Nvidia drivers were apparently troublesome according to some forum posts.

[ruby minnow]

but here is the thing

AMD cards have issues

they're strong they're cheap

but they have software issues

if it wasn't for those issues'

i would buy a 6600 right now

[grim sluice]

Everything has their flaws; pros and cons. just the way of things.

[ruby minnow]

yeah

imagine like

4090 is sold for 2k

but a 7900 is 1k

the strongest version of it

which i assume is strong as a 4090

[grim sluice]

No idea on the new cards at all. Its only been a damn year.

All I know is scalpers are getting BTFOed on holding the 4xxx series cards.

[ruby minnow]

i mean

if they were even in the stocks

i wouldn't be able to buy one lol

[grim sluice]

-Make new series of card immediately after a new gen
-Specs only very marginal improvement at full price.
-scalpers to bandwagon it
-???
-Profit

[ruby minnow]

man Nvidia released

4090

and i'm still planning on buying a 2060

[grim sluice]

Luv me 2060. still good

[ruby minnow]

i want to upgrade this 1650

getting a little old

[split canyon]

🐢

[ruby minnow]

Fuck you

[torn panther]

This is exactly what i think cats would be looking at in the zone

[main oxide]

its fuggin siderovich

[urban ocean]

https://twitter.com/DocStrangelove2/status/1602695339932352512/mediaViewer?currentTweet=1602695339932352512&currentTweetUser=DocStrangelove2

[split canyon]

[visual stirrup]

put the sock puppet down, Falco

[wary flume]

Put your cock away walta

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-better-call-saul-mike-ehrmantraut-gif-26551023

[uncut obsidian]

laugh at the banned user in #☢чат-сталкеров-ru-ua

[wary flume]

No

[sullen ermine]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/562302835300237332/1052410841015787600/311170087_760164362197318_8218699457859040169_n.mp4

[pastel quartz]

hub

[hoary elk]

mah ride

[visual stirrup]

where?
(link?)

[uncut obsidian]

Oops wrong general

#╓☢stalker-chat

#╓☢stalker-chat message

[visual stirrup]

glorious

[uncut obsidian]

He came back after that and continued doing the same fucking thing he was doing before I muted him....

Actual fucking NPC

[ionic hatch]

[visual stirrup]

Almost as good as this one.
"How about you deadlift your way out of your technical issues."

[ionic hatch]

How much tho

[visual stirrup]

"I uhh, plead the 5th."

Only ever did a deadlift with a hexbar
3 reps with a hexbar at 220 lbs

Never did it before or since
I don't train on deadlift because my thighs and buttocks are naturally too fucking big already

[ionic hatch]

I just do benchpresses

[hushed marsh]

Hey man maybe you should chill on the anger issues

YEAH HOW MUCH CAN YOU BENCHPRESS PUSSY

[ionic hatch]

[hushed marsh]

Fuck normal ass conversations, its straight to violence

[ionic hatch]

Based ngl

[hoary elk]

OHP gang

shits fuckin hard 😭

[hushed marsh]

Overhead projector :)

[ionic hatch]

Ohp?

[hoary elk]

overhead press

like military press but standing up

[hushed marsh]

I never really did much lifting, I dont have the frame and size for it

I know that doesnt stop me from being able to do it, but Im not putting up any impressive numbers lol

[hoary elk]

as long as you're moving, you're good on my book bro

[hushed marsh]

Thats a nice comment, thanks genuinely

You do what you can, then some more, thats how it goes

[hoary elk]

yup, progressive overload

[hushed marsh]

To a limit of course, Ive had a friend totally blow his shoulder out, dude couldnt use it right for a year at least

[hoary elk]

i'd rather lift lighter than get injured ngl

[hushed marsh]

Tried to do too much

[hoary elk]

rotator cuff's a bitch

[grizzled meadow]

Welcome back

[hoary elk]

triceps though....awooga!

[hushed marsh]

Yo Falco

How you doing pasta man

[grizzled meadow]

I slept for one hour, I woke up because of an alarm clock

I thought I slept for like hours

It's 6:30AM

[hushed marsh]

Ouch, time for some of that gas station jet fuel

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/ever-buy-no-gas-station-dsds-gif-24102928

[ionic hatch]

What's your highest

[grizzled meadow]

Me when I woke up

[hushed marsh]

For me?

[ionic hatch]

Highest press yeah

[grizzled meadow]

I'll buy it if it's for me

My highest what

[hushed marsh]

Keep in mind Im a woman who weighs 100, 110lbs at most

[grizzled meadow]

Ah lifting

[hushed marsh]

and I think its somewhere in the mid 100s

[grizzled meadow]

[ionic hatch]

100 lbs? Or kilo's

[hushed marsh]

lbs

Im 165cm tall

[grizzled meadow]

Metric system my beloved

[hushed marsh]

no

156cm

sorry the numbers

Im 5'1 basically

[ionic hatch]

I did a deadlift once of 360lbs

But I normally just bench 240lbs

[grizzled meadow]

Stupid numbers, 5'1, what kind of stupid method is that

[hushed marsh]

Ive had degenerative bone issues since I was a child, so I cant go

Too hard

Id try, but the risk for me breaking something super badly is there always

[visual stirrup]

Not to get political
meters, kilograms, and liters are all very based

BUT IT WILL BE A COLD DAY IN HELL BEFORE I LOOK AT THE CELSIUS SIDE OF THE FUCKING THERMOMETER

[grizzled meadow]

I'm 5, 5 what, you stupid

[hushed marsh]

5 inches deep in your mom

[grizzled meadow]

Seriously fahrenheit is even more stupid

[ionic hatch]

Falco is 5'5? Midget

[grizzled meadow]

Let me check the temperature ah yes 183774389#200747743773-

[hushed marsh]

0 is frozen

100 is boiling

ez

we love to see it

[grizzled meadow]

I'm 182cm and I won't say anything else

[ionic hatch]

Only 182?

[grizzled meadow]

I'm probably 93847'10 in American Stupid Metric

only

[hushed marsh]

I think you're like 6 feet

as a guess

[ionic hatch]

I'm 6'4

[hushed marsh]

I dont have the conversion in my head exactly

[visual stirrup]

How often is the exact temperature of boiling water (at sea level) relevant other than...
when you're boiling water?
In which case, you're just waiting for it to boil

[hoary elk]

a man has only 2 feet

[ionic hatch]

Ongod

[hushed marsh]

Dunno dude, but scientists use metric

[hoary elk]

don't make shit up

[grizzled meadow]

Fr?

Ong?

[hushed marsh]

and retarded) americans use the other one, so I think ill stick with metric

[ionic hatch]

192cm

[grizzled meadow]

Metric just make sense

[hoary elk]

wdym my house measuring 15 burgerscars x 20 wafflecakes doesn't make sense?

[ionic hatch]

Where is my based and chadpilled role

[hoary elk]

i think in american terms the role is called "Muted"

[grizzled meadow]

Alice is 50 eagles and 20 pancakes ongod

[hoary elk]

fr fr?

[hushed marsh]

anytime someone doesnt know a metric measurement, convering it to football fields is a solid joke

[grizzled meadow]

I went the extra mile by using other freedom gadgets

[ionic hatch]

Would fit because I'm mute

[hushed marsh]

Just talk lol

Im kidding

[hoary elk]

you'd have a cringe ass voice anyways

so don't worry

[ionic hatch]

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/fall-out-liberty-prime-communism-explosion-gif-12000227

[wise bane]

Good morning chat

[grizzled meadow]

Inb4 waiting for someone to say politics

[hoary elk]

my idea good your idea bad

[hushed marsh]

political [insert that halo meme]

I dont have it on my hard drive so

Im tonights biggest loser

[ionic hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/political-tww-starboard-politics-gif-18079403

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/political-tww-starboard-politics-gif-18079403

[hushed marsh]

thank you

i downloaded it as an mp4

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/politics-political-polchat-gif-19658604

[hushed marsh]

spice it up a bit

you gotta click on it

you need to want to see it move

[grizzled meadow]

Moon what time is it there

I don't remember if it's +6 or -6

[hushed marsh]

1:41am

[grizzled meadow]

• it is

[hushed marsh]

Though I sadly live in a place where DST is still a thing, so eventually that will change

[grizzled meadow]

What's that

[hushed marsh]

Daylight Saving's Time

[grizzled meadow]

It reminds me of that radio station in San Andreas, K-DST

Ah the same stuff we have here with a different name

Legal and solar

[hoary elk]

Radio X >>>

[hushed marsh]

I liked the Punk Rock radio station

[grizzled meadow]

Okay but K-DST have literally the same genre

[hushed marsh]

but I was an angsty teenager so

[grizzled meadow]

Never understood why, literally the same stuff

[hoary elk]

yeah but mine has an X so it's cooler

[hushed marsh]

The talk radio station is good banter

Rockstar just asked people to call a hotline

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/neildegrassetyson-badass-gif-5972469

[hushed marsh]

and rant about what they thought was wrong with America

[grizzled meadow]

He has an X

[hushed marsh]

and they took the dumbest shit to use as content for it

[hoary elk]

me

[hushed marsh]

staying hydrated I see

[hoary elk]

getting fuckin boiled thanks to some made up bs called "summer"

[glad carbon]

summer isnt real

just walk south a lil bit

[hoary elk]

ikr? suddenly the world is hotter????

[hushed marsh]

south hemisphere is wild, I forgot you guys have opposite seasons

[hoary elk]

it's hell down here

[ionic hatch]

I love summer

It's fucking freezing right now

[hoary elk]

just get a giant microwave and get inside

[grizzled meadow]

Fuck outta here

[ionic hatch]

I LOVE 40 CELCIUS

[grizzled meadow]

Freezing is the best thing ever

[grizzled meadow]

Go die in a desert

In Minecraft

[ionic hatch]

I'm not a- nvm I'm not gonna take that ban

[grizzled meadow]

SAY IT

NO BALLS

[ionic hatch]

NO

[grizzled meadow]

[ionic hatch]

I WILL GET BANNED

[grizzled meadow]

NO BALLS

[ionic hatch]

THATS RIGHT

[grizzled meadow]

QUICK ALDO IS NOT HERE

YOU HAVE A CHANCE

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[marble cove]

Damn Australians

[grizzled meadow]

Okay Alice have balls

[marble cove]

oh we talking about that desert

[grizzled meadow]

I don't know why that is a problem but okay

[hushed marsh]

I think its like -8 outside rn

Im comfy as hell

[ionic hatch]

You don't have to work in a non insulated magazine

[hushed marsh]

a what

Oh

[grizzled meadow]

Yeah Alice is a something lifter

I don't remember the word

[ionic hatch]

Forklift driver

[grizzled meadow]

The stuff you need a licence

[hushed marsh]

yeah forklift

Forklift Operator, if you want it to sound like you do something interesting

or hard

[grizzled meadow]

I can't operate english at 7AM

[ionic hatch]

I get paid 2500 tho

[hushed marsh]

Non sa parlare inglese

[hoary elk]

no se que dice ahi

[hushed marsh]

Non parlo italiano

[hoary elk]

yo tampoco

[slate crown]

oggi alle

[hushed marsh]

c'est bien qu'on puisse s'identifier

[ionic hatch]

Baguette

[slate crown]

pussy identifier

nice

[hushed marsh]

Its on my business card

[hoary elk]

real???

[hushed marsh]

I know a good pussy when I see it

[hoary elk]

i can never tell

[ionic hatch]

[slate crown]

here's a pussy you can identify

[hoary elk]

yeah, good or bad?

[hushed marsh]

you fell for the bait

now I get to see pictures of cats

Im happy

[hoary elk]

that orange mf seems nice but will annihilate your socks

[hushed marsh]

all orange cats are dumbasses

I love them

but they're dummies

[hoary elk]

he will demand that you watch him eat, and he'll get like in front of the tv while watching movies

[crimson flame]

forklift drifter?

[hushed marsh]

im gonna go to bed happy now

i got to see cats

[ionic hatch]

Yes

My orange cat is a dumb fuck

[crimson flame]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVQDvcgRtGU

i believe every orange cat is like this

[slate crown]

my cat is smart and dumb as hell when the time comes

absolutely zero thoughts behind those eyes

[crimson flame]

head empty, no thoughts

[wise bane]

P!magik

[slate crown]

oh god

[ionic hatch]

p!explosion

[slate crown]

it was a dud

[wise bane]

p!implode

[crimson flame]

he's stalking his own shadow

[slate crown]

omfg

[wise bane]

Cute

[wise bane]

A true stalker, i see

P!invert

[foggy mantle]

@wise bane, The URL provided is not a valid image url.

[wise bane]

What u mean pancock

[crimson flame]

Head full, many thoughts

[hoary elk]

he looks nice

[wise bane]

Main thought is food

P!invert @hoary elk

[wise bane]

Skulldog

[ionic hatch]

Punisher dog

[wise bane]

Bandit dog

Hey alice

[slate crown]

yea she's cute af but is hungry 24/7

[wise bane]

Is she the mom of the little one?

[eager quest]

forever hungry but slim-looking

my cat looks like he ate 4 other cats

[slate crown]

no?

[hoary elk]

some cats are just big

[crimson flame]

those cat pictures i took are actually my moms cat.
one day mom took in a stray calico cat. looking like a normal cat
2 weeks later i visited mom, and saw that the calico's belly is big
i asked my mom "is she pregnant?"
mom answered "no shes just fat"

[slate crown]

same thing happened to my cat, she was a stray and my grandma felt bad for her so she gave it some food but she wouldn't stop following my grandma so she just took her home

[pastel quartz]

I got covid

[remote vine]

Drink water

[pastel quartz]

Aight mate

[remote vine]

p!dog

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[reef anchor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/770094079102681198/1052440611770343434/119565796_204615278615964_516418288279457019_n.mp4

[queen finch]

my pussy

[grizzled meadow]

Jesus you can't make this stuff up, it's literally charcoal

I don't know how they manage to do that

[slate crown]

my ancestors are crying

[glad carbon]

that looks like molten ash

[cedar hatch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/506148741821104139/730541245008576653/54nk6AzjPyw.png

[queen finch]

@ionic hatch

[uncut obsidian]

what about both

[queen finch]

bruh that'd be sad af

[visual stirrup]

[woeful lance]

me

[narrow lotus]

Tf

[visual stirrup]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdqCY_DBbs0&ab_channel=OptionalObjective

[echo slate]

Good morning simpfart

[remote vine]

hello

[ionic hatch]

[pastel quartz]

hai

[fading shuttle]

me when maja

[pastel quartz]

ew

[crimson flame]

first time i see chonky nvg scope mounted on top of another scope like that

[remote vine]

hello maja

[pastel quartz]

i reinstalled the game but nothing works anyways :c

[remote vine]

rip

if everything is the latest update I don't know what could be wrong then

[hidden path]

mornin

[uncut obsidian]

what game

[pastel quartz]

bannerlord

[upbeat bobcat]

Butterlord

[eager igloo]

Buggerlord

[stone blade]

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/jetstream-sam-gif-25279700

[stone blade]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2FmRCZSu9evGNhPiywN87F

[ocean pulsar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/770244707551936532/914028062671269928/5C480912-0239-4666-9C6A-98A7BB6AC91E.gif

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/945423156720599080/1040077582789517433/ezcr0q4vnug91.gif

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/sir-yes-sir-oorah-oorah-marine-twerk-army-gif-22931251

[stone blade]

Gm chat

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/gm-chat-gif-26365230

[solar obsidian]

morning

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/gm-good-morning-gif-24581165

[stone blade]

Delight 🤝

[quartz saffron]

Gm to you

Midnight for me

[fading shuttle]

skill issue

[ocean pulsar]

time diff

[quartz saffron]

I’m from NA

[ocean pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-psycho-streamer-jerma985-jerma-sus-gif-25065540

[quartz saffron]

You euros are from the future

[fading shuttle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rxc7u9p0VAU

[quartz saffron]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEBz5TFRl5w

[grizzled meadow]

This stuff will never be not funny

[fading shuttle]

bimer logo

[grizzled meadow]

WE GOT DA BIMER

DE BIMMI

[fading shuttle]

bemilogo

[remote vine]

BIMMR

[crimson flame]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/906118793665855529/1052376983188815922/Video_memes_AE8uW2d6...ts_-_.mp4

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtu.be/Jdw1HAYikYU

BIMMER
BIMMER LOGO

DE BIMMI

[fading shuttle]

BIMELO

[hidden path]

gwood morning lads

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/полировка-gif-25210287

[pastel quartz]

amateur

[hidden path]

Polish

[fading shuttle]

cant even install bannerlord mods

[grizzled meadow]

Can't even bimer logo

[fading shuttle]

bannerlogo

[lusty sonnet]

BIMER AND SUM CAWFEEEE

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1U4WWxZkZY

[upbeat bobcat]

Bimwu

[hidden path]

My cat kneading my sweater

[fading shuttle]

bimowo

[fading shuttle]

my parents are like "cats can feel the pain in your hand, thats why demon always sleeps on your right hand, he is trying to help you"

my demon tried to knead on my fuckin balls while i was sleeping

[stone blade]

weird motorcycle

[hidden path]

yos balls possesed

[fading shuttle]

he is trying to save me

clearly

there is someone in my balls

[hidden path]

time to call dentist

[fading shuttle]

demon is the name of my cat

[hidden path]

one of my tooth is fucked up

[ocean pulsar]

xd

[hidden path]

I'm getting the happy pills next week

lesgo

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/717498714259980378/1052341399997136936/igVideo-12.mp4

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-dr-mario-twitch-pill-mr-krabs-gif-13309194

[ocean pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/schizo-schizophrenia-scizo-based-gif-23614703

[hidden path]

It be like that sometimes

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/skinwalker-1v1-local-deer-fight-deer-boxing-gif-24034383

https://tenor.com/view/skinwalker-gif-24557376

[ocean pulsar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/533082631521173524/922378347743436820/SPOILER_image0_1-1-1-2-1.gif

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-mandela-catalogue-alternate-monster-dark-gif-25916170

[uneven sinew]

Dead chat

[fading shuttle]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/uS094Cje5Uh8NQygMXpTFT9UWfWfaqC8O9Cq03L30uE/https/i.redd.it/9zspy0341u5a1.jpg?width=577&height=559

[stone blade]

lemme see will this work

yes

we can do the funny

[uneven sinew]

Hell nah

[crimson flame]

i see your cat is an expert at the art of making biscuits

https://tenor.com/view/cat-bake-cat-cookie-cat-biscuit-cat-baker-cat-baking-gif-20974843

[wise bane]

horse

[ruby minnow]

the klong face

[ocean pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/honse-away-go-gif-21374022

[queen forum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920154280395161610/1010614305378549800/speed-1.gif

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/la-creatura-dog-angry-mad-gif-16725854

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/billy-herrington-wake-up-solder-wake-up-gachi-gachimuchi-tf2-gif-24940428

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/wake-up-anaki-get-up-awake-sleep-gif-16118252

[fading shuttle]

ah yeah, i got a concussion yesterday

i love the snow

i l o v e I c e

[upbeat bobcat]

Sounds fun?

[fading shuttle]

hell yeah, cant go to school for a week

[upbeat bobcat]

That's pog

[fading shuttle]

or atleast until the snow clears up a bit and a few days pass after the concussion

i feel dizzy when i walk but hey, freedom from school is never free

[upbeat bobcat]

Nothing is free

https://tenor.com/view/roule-roll-over-gif-13571132

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/black-cat-scared-hug-gif-24999571

demono

https://tenor.com/view/black-cat-cat-catto-cade-catspaz-gif-24826131

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/billy-herrington-shocked-late-what-time-is-it-wake-up-gif-14206057

[narrow lotus]

hello

[broken topaz]

I am awake

Hello

[ocean pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/billy-herrington-wake-up-solder-wake-up-gachi-gachimuchi-tf2-gif-24940428

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/black-cat-gif-7271298

[wide bough]

https://tenor.com/view/goober-cat-tongue-discord-gif-26536949

[abstract path]

I want a concussion

[fading shuttle]

no you dont

i was walking to school and then i remember waking up on the ground and being helped up by a classmate

[abstract path]

I never really passed out

So

[fading shuttle]

absolute chad he was by the way, helped my ass get to class and get situated

[abstract path]

Well damn

Happy that he helped ya up there then

[fading shuttle]

pretty lucky that my glasses didnt break either, my head will heal, my eyes wont if they got glass in them

[abstract path]

They would have gotten glass into them if the glasses were to break

[fading shuttle]

yes that be what im alluding to

according to the dude i sat next to i was out of it for the first class, though i was able to tell my head teacher what happened and ask if she could find someone to drive me home

[abstract path]

Damn.

I wonder though

What caused the concussion?

[fading shuttle]

me slipping on ice and cracking my head on the pavement probably

its not that far fetched a theory considering i almost fell several times on the way to the school

and they really didnt salt the roads

[abstract path]

Welp

That escalatet wuickly

[fading shuttle]

the last stretch on the road to my school is an upward climb on a road, the sidewalks are impossible to walk on cus the roots of the trees that were planted there are lifting them up

so you gotta walk on the road

[abstract path]

Can't imagine myself there

[fading shuttle]

thats where i remember waking up and being helped up by the chad

[abstract path]

I'd probably constantly grab something to like, get a grip on the ground so i don't slip

[fading shuttle]

imagine how hard it is to get through that path by yourself, and then also imagine helping a dude that got concussed also get up there, that why he a chad

[abstract path]

I get that

I would have probably tried that too

[fading shuttle]

but you arent a chad

you are small weak polish german femboy

[abstract path]

But i can carry my bf

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/small-midget-shor-cute-sad-gif-15047463

your boyfriend

[abstract path]

He is almost my weight but minus 10

[fading shuttle]

bruh, you are already underweight

feed that man he fucking starving

gonna die of malnutrition

[abstract path]

He keeps saying no |\

And that "he's used to it"

Yeah well I'm used to being underweight too and yet i put effort into it

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/wrath-of-the-machine-fan-wrath-wotm-destiny1-destiny2-gif-26416385

[upbeat bobcat]

Cum is nutritious

[fading shuttle]

how he fuckin look like

[abstract path]

It also has estrogen

[fading shuttle]

nah, you making him a MAN

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/steve-rambo-thats-not-my-problem-its-yours-steve-rambo-steve-rambo-gif-18789769

[abstract path]

I mean i wanna

But he too soft

So i gotta get stricter

Rn he's havin massive problems with his health cuz of the winter

Can't even take care of him cuz i got a sort of cold myself

[fading shuttle]

the only way crystal could top is by finding a starving homeless man and calling him boyfriend

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/jesse-jesse-pinkman-jesse-breaking-bad-breaking-bad-walter-white-gif-25709917

just go shop for a boyfriend

[mighty ridge]

I find it hard to imagine someone being more degen then you

[abstract path]

Uh-huh

Atleast i don't feel the pain of thinking

[amber marsh]

You did before? jkjk

[pastel quartz]

Isn't crystal a man?

[fading shuttle]

crystal is a ?

[abstract path]

I am a woman

[mighty ridge]

And I talked to a guy from 8ch who lured homeless men in his house with shelter and food and then raped them, damn even that sicko sounded more reasonable somehow

[abstract path]

Why are you even roasting me

[fading shuttle]

easy target

[abstract path]

Then how do i change that

[mighty ridge]

Join the fight club

[fading shuttle]

let tyler durden in crystal

[crimson flame]

send more osha memes

[ionic hatch]

All my Osha memes are on my pc

[mighty ridge]

Faces arent gonna cave themselves in, even God cant do everything himself

[abstract path]

Yes

[fading shuttle]

also the anomaly discord is making fun of gamma

[ocean pulsar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/814808360384987146/1031358674775588895/rotting.gif

[ionic hatch]

Herr doktor

[abstract path]

Ah so that's why your father left you

Interesting

[crimson flame]

damn... just when i thought i was borderline anorexic

[ionic hatch]

Homie unironically looks like sirenhead

[abstract path]

Ya didn't even see him

Smh

[ocean pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/backrooms-dancing-music-entity-entities-gif-25392627

this him

[abstract path]

Speak for yourself

[crimson flame]

i actually like ISG dudes teleporting is actually a cool feature

[crimson flame]

thats true, look at the pener

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/christian-bale-machinist-gif-4985949

crystals boyfriend be like

https://tenor.com/view/wrath-of-the-machine-fan-wrath-wotm-destiny1-destiny2-gif-26416385

[ocean pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/true-true-true-i-agree-agreement-agreed-gif-23733447

[abstract path]

What are they even thinking they are doing?

Their not even doing themselves a favor at this point

[crimson flame]

i have some irl osha violation stories aswell

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/spelling-mistake-minor-spelling-mistake-meme-gif-23650588

[ocean pulsar]

do any of them include hazardous forklift manipulation

[amber marsh]

Lmao

[crimson flame]

i wish 😔

[amber marsh]

What's osha btw? I keep hearing that word

[crimson flame]

actually there is one, but it didn't end in a violent accident

[ocean pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/spelling-mistake-minor-spelling-mistake-meme-gif-23650588

fuck too slow

[amber marsh]

It's alright

[pastel quartz]

On discord, on god? Nah

[crimson flame]

basically someone who enforces safety procedures in workplaces

[amber marsh]

Ahh fair enough

[crimson flame]

wait no OSHA is the standard itself

[fading shuttle]

crystal is a discord woman, the type that was once on the other team, then switched sides

[ocean pulsar]

yeah OSHA is the organization

[amber marsh]

Lmaoo

[crimson flame]

https://tenor.com/view/world-cup-change-teams-change-jerseys-change-shirts-sell-out-gif-12045088

[ionic hatch]

Omw standing on the forklift 4 meters in the air

[amber marsh]

Forklift certified tomboy?

[ionic hatch]

Yeah

[abstract path]

You didn't know?

[amber marsh]

Holy shit

[fading shuttle]

oh boy, here they go again

[amber marsh]

I did not, this server is getting better and better

[crimson flame]

yep this happened most often lol. someone put a pallet on the forklift. guy got on top of forklift. forklift goes brrr, man goes high

[fading shuttle]

they see tall femboy with forklift certification and go mad

[amber marsh]

AYOOOO

[crimson flame]

who doesnt, really

[fading shuttle]

me

she should get shorter

[crimson flame]

its like a special divine combination of a person

[ionic hatch]

Gaming

[ocean pulsar]

oh yeah that's the stuff

[amber marsh]

Being forklift certified is actually a dream

[crimson flame]

holy shit that looks pretty big

[ionic hatch]

It is

[amber marsh]

That's what she said

[ocean pulsar]

looks average to me

[fading shuttle]

like, if i wanted to date someone that acts like a dude, id date a fuckin dude not a tomboy, i dont do half-measures

[amber marsh]

MABO lifting

[crimson flame]

is it battery powered

[ionic hatch]

Yeah

[crimson flame]

[ionic hatch]

Insane torque

[crimson flame]

i swear they are too silent

[amber marsh]

Very poggers

[ionic hatch]

Like 7 ton machine

[amber marsh]

*slaps electric forklift* This bad boy can lift so many bitches- I mean boxes

[fading shuttle]

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/BhI9MLHCpXbTfiaVNydgbPgxlMgbonBt9mpqvnqsilw/https/media.tenor.com/HPWn9-5ViegAAAPo/spelling-mistake-minor-spelling-mistake.mp4

[ionic hatch]

Diesel would be better

But not viable inside

[midnight tree]

mmmm

[ocean pulsar]

diesel indoors yeah

[crimson flame]

i thought they are noisy and pollutes air

[midnight tree]

fill the warehouse with fumes

[ocean pulsar]

death for some, warm embrace for others

[crimson flame]

achievement unlocked : GENOCIDE

[ionic hatch]

And?

Sink England in the ocean

[amber marsh]

The earth is fucked, one more forklift won't hurt

[amber marsh]

Amen to that

[crimson flame]

understandable, have a great day

[fading shuttle]

wont the netherlands sink first though?

yall gotta get more dams

[ocean pulsar]

dams and damsels

[midnight tree]

you're forgetting your own country is one big wave away from becoming a swimming pool

[amber marsh]

Easter European breakfast anyone?

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/739929674636984380/919147853266432040/image0_11.gif

[amber marsh]

Dam that wild

[fading shuttle]

a dutch person spills a glass of water and half the country drowns

[fading shuttle]

greek, ew

[amber marsh]

Funny enough I'm omw to the airport

[crimson flame]

lmao true

[amber marsh]

Do you know any or just recognize them?

[crimson flame]

england sinks, netherlands already becomes atlantis

[ocean pulsar]

dude age of mythology language

[amber marsh]

Lmao

[gaunt trout]

You made me hungry

[solar obsidian]

where black coffee

[fading shuttle]

course i recognize them, bastards live directly south

[amber marsh]

God of war writing

[fading shuttle]

black coffee?

what kinda bougie eastern europeans you think we are

[ocean pulsar]

my brain 24/7 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzlkRPuMMHs&ab_channel=Gekko7

[amber marsh]

High tolerance to caffeine and its too bitter for my taste

And it costs money

[fading shuttle]

its some form of cheap alcohol or energy drink and a ciggy, thats the eastern european breakfast

[solar obsidian]

and smokes doesnt?

[amber marsh]

They do somethin 👀

So it's worth the money

[fading shuttle]

"you already have 1 expensive addiction, lmao get another"

[amber marsh]

Especially these long boys

[pastel quartz]

Well, how do they taste?

[amber marsh]

Yummy

Nice smokey flavor

[solar obsidian]

why not go for alco

[fading shuttle]

cheap alco

or a cheap energy drink

and a ciggy

[mighty ridge]

Sounds like you know your way around dads, well figures having 2 at once leaves you a lot of experience

[amber marsh]

Cuz smokes give me a chance are lung cancer, alco gives me a guarantee on liver failure 👀

[crimson flame]

people will hate me for this but,
add sweetened milk. makes it taste 10x better

[pastel quartz]

Just snort glue

[fading shuttle]

nah

[amber marsh]

Ayo wait a moment, didnt you send that earlier?

[abstract path]

Did you google that? Cuz it sounds lame

[pastel quartz]

A ciggie won't do the trick

You know that

[ocean pulsar]

just do black tar heroin

[pastel quartz]

Indeed

[solar obsidian]

how dare you
||||

[ionic hatch]

Netherlands is eternal

[fading shuttle]

just eat gravel

[amber marsh]

Really fills you up

[fading shuttle]

half your countries land mass didnt even exist 500 years ago

[amber marsh]

Just eat a gram of uranium, it has enough calories to keep you going for the rest of your life

[ionic hatch]

I wasn't alive 500 years ago

[stone blade]

mm greek

[crimson flame]

i bought a special filter for my aeropress and it tastes sooo much better now
did not expect that at all

[ocean pulsar]

how's aeropress coffee

been looking at em for a while

[mighty ridge]

Didnt know you need to google for lame responses, well thanks for teaching me your ways

[abstract path]

You talk to your mom like that? Cuz it sure seems like it

[mighty ridge]

Jealousy for things you dont have is a bad trait

[crimson flame]

i dont have the best taste buds but they're fine
if you want the cleanest liquid, get a paper filter
mine uses fine steel mesh with modified rubber outlet to make the coffee condense even more. only a bit of residue at the bottom of the glass

[pastel quartz]

Dirty mouth

[solar obsidian]

i cant enjoy coffee without 3 spoons of sugar, its just too bitter

[ocean pulsar]

cool cool

ty

[pastel quartz]

Coffee needs breast milk

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/tasting-milk-antony-starr-the-homelander-the-boys-lick-gif-17834498

[crimson flame]

the special filter

[crimson flame]

true

[fading shuttle]

brainfart when someone new joins chat

[pastel quartz]

Here I'm stuck drinking shit tier third world coffee without milk

[amber marsh]

Yems

[crimson flame]

as long as its not instant coffee, its fine

[crimson flame]

i drank instant coffee for 2 weeks bcs my aeropress filter went missing
i literally get sleepy after drinking the coffee

[pastel quartz]

Instant coffee why

[crimson flame]

read again

[pastel quartz]

Just drink tea at that point

[crimson flame]

ok good point

[abstract path]

Atleast i had 2 dads

[crimson flame]

i just want something that tastes like coffee

[pastel quartz]

Coffee flavored mint

[abstract path]

What

[crimson flame]

bro yikes

my mom likes that and idk why

[amber marsh]

Mmm warm leaf water

[pastel quartz]

I like em too when I find them without expecting

Inside my pockets

[amber marsh]

Never understood it tbh

[pastel quartz]

Also needs milk

Forgot the biscuits

[solar obsidian]

black tea + milk =

[crimson flame]

laughs in VTOL

[crimson flame]

i add 1 spoon of sugar

and ice

[pastel quartz]

How about chocolate

Like cacao powder

And milk

[fading shuttle]

when the sdalger is sus

[crimson flame]

a bit too expensive here

i spend $3 per month just for coffee beans alone

i live in a third world country btw

[pastel quartz]

I mean don't buy expensive chocolate

Normal chocolate is good as well

[crimson flame]

nah still too expensive. and i have no way of storing it reliably lol

[mighty ridge]

Looks like it went rather well for your development, I wish you good luck

[crimson flame]

i have a shared fridge

[pastel quartz]

They are still going lmao

[pastel quartz]

Dolga sdalger

[crimson flame]

is this stalcraft?

[fading shuttle]

yep

good game

[crimson flame]

ah

[fading shuttle]

surprisingly fun

[crimson flame]

i might have to try it

[fading shuttle]

bandit chat is based

stalker chat is boring

[abstract path]

God shut the fuck up already

I'm done here

[mighty ridge]

You forgot the magic word

[abstract path]

Now.

[crimson flame]

look at the tiny dangling feet its so cute

[mighty ridge]

Incorrect

[midnight tree]

same shit for me mang

[abstract path]

I ain't playin with u anymore

[midnight tree]

i get sleepy from drinking coffee

but i still do it because mmmm warm drink

[wise bane]

Same, as well as energy drinks

[midnight tree]

real

[crimson flame]

actually i should try drinking it to help me sleep
but i have a friend who does that and has high blood tension at 20yo

[pastel quartz]

trolling time

[ocean pulsar]

I love the taste, hate the fact that I get no caffeine effect and still get all the withdrawal fun times

[crimson flame]

true lol

[mighty ridge]

Well, one day you'll have enough social intelligence to understand what banter is
One day...

[pastel quartz]

[wise bane]

A good coffee in the morning is judt a yummy thing

[abstract path]

Well it seems i never really liked banterin

[mighty ridge]

And so you decided to contradict your previous statement? 😏

[abstract path]

Most likely

I didn't know what to counter with

[abstract path]

Lol

[pastel quartz]

Just kiss already

[abstract path]

I will stab you in your throat

[fading shuttle]

only women dont like banter

you are already on the right track crystal

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wp1o1FIt7bs

[abstract path]

Wow

I guess i was always that feminine

[crimson flame]

[pastel quartz]

i got so much more of this shit

[mighty ridge]

I think the walls around me lack the red paint, perhaps my scattered brain will suffice...

[pastel quartz]

Brains?

[abstract path]

Don't, please

[pastel quartz]

Explode completely

Always do your best, never give up

[mighty ridge]

Because of you I now want to

[abstract path]

Wh

[abstract path]

What could i do that would possibly make you feel better?

[mighty ridge]

Something smoothbore preferrably

[pastel quartz]

Please stop xD

no

[warm fossil]

greetings everyone

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/717498714259980378/1052545426416472104/trim.4D4686F3-F00A-488D-BC71-D80C2FEED09E.mov

[abstract path]

Now you're makin me feel bad

Guess i deserve it

[ocean pulsar]

lower the gauge, bigger the boom

[pastel quartz]

lightskin rizz

What does smoothbore mean a bj

[abstract path]

Bro

Google it

[warm fossil]

wow he must really like that cig

[pastel quartz]

You gonna suck a cannon

[pastel quartz]

i dont think he did

[ocean pulsar]

nicotine addiction

[warm fossil]

no cig 😔

[abstract path]

@mighty ridge I'm sorry, alright?

I've had a bit of a rough day myself

[ocean pulsar]

@mighty ridge I'm more of a ks-23 guy myself

[pastel quartz]

That's just straight up cursed

[warm fossil]

mood

[pastel quartz]

Barrikada sounds so badass

operation playground successful child successfully stolen

[ocean pulsar]

Did you know that ks-23 barrels are made from 23mm anti aircraft barrels that were rejected due to manufacturing defects

[pastel quartz]

Really

[ocean pulsar]

yessir

[pastel quartz]

That's cool

[warm fossil]

now I do

[ocean pulsar]

that's why it's chambered in such an outrageous cartridge

[pastel quartz]

he gonna shit

Ten gauge shotguns in gamma when

[warm fossil]

too relatable

[ocean pulsar]

hey we got 12 gauge we got 4 gauge

ayo

[pastel quartz]

I saw that

[warm fossil]

I agree with maja

[pastel quartz]

You weirdo

[crimson flame]

@pastel quartz https://tenor.com/view/anti-horny-spray-spray-horny-gif-23624331

[pastel quartz]

o- i love you too then!

[ocean pulsar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1047930178636103751/image0-1.gif

@pastel quartz

[pastel quartz]

the face you make when fighting for your life trying to shit and all that comes out is a tiny pebble shit

[pastel quartz]

wet stuff >~<

Ok Maja here time to go

[warm fossil]

I'd rather if we stayed friends

[pastel quartz]

cant listen to woman rn too busy shitting pant

fighting for his life

[abstract path]

I wish i was that cute

[pastel quartz]

done

[pastel quartz]

huh?- wat makes u say that? who's cute

[abstract path]

Your reaction

On that post

[pastel quartz]

Just act like a web

[abstract path]

How do i

[pastel quartz]

oh- but aren't u ltierally cuter tho, wasnt that ur purpose

[abstract path]

I-

[pastel quartz]

see? a cutie

[warm fossil]

Rose's 'bout to participate in a little bit of tomfoolery

[ocean pulsar]

just act like you've never interacted with another living breathing human being in your life before

[abstract path]

Idk what to say >//>

[pastel quartz]

I thought it came natural

[pastel quartz]

she sure is

[pastel quartz]

Or a father figure

[warm fossil]

my god the smile

[abstract path]

Well i do! Uh.....most of the time?

Idk...i just

I'm trying ok!

[ocean pulsar]

no

[pastel quartz]

Awww

[pastel quartz]

and to finish it all off

[warm fossil]

damn, she must've trolled someone real good

[pastel quartz]

Lethal

[abstract path]

WHY did it look like a dick

[pastel quartz]

this ones my favourite

[warm fossil]

oh my god

this must be the one

the perfect image

[pastel quartz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCoW02YcJOE

[pastel quartz]

It doesn't it's just you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pN1lzOZf1Ms

[ocean pulsar]

you are what you eat

[abstract path]

[ocean pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/uglypoe-etheria-monstar-roblox-sycne-gif-18213037

[abstract path]

Okay that might be a good roast

But even though

I'm a virgin

[pastel quartz]

I don't think that's how it works

[ocean pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/didnt-ask-dont-care-burbger-yum-gif-25146551

[abstract path]

Why do i have so less experiance ,_,

[pastel quartz]

Naw you sucked dick you good

[warm fossil]

oh no

am I.... bread???

[ocean pulsar]

you are empty carbs how do you feel

[abstract path]

I didn't tho-

[pastel quartz]

water

Ok then

[pastel quartz]

Liquid

[abstract path]

Genderfluid

Lol

[warm fossil]

very damn hungry

[ocean pulsar]

that's right get some chicken breast in you big man you deserve it

[abstract path]

Man

[warm fossil]

speaking of

[abstract path]

I want cake

[pastel quartz]

Too dry

[ocean pulsar]

you suck at cooking

[warm fossil]

and I coincidentally have a piece of a cake in my refrigerator

[pastel quartz]

Breasts need to be juicy

[pastel quartz]

I'm buying food

[abstract path]

:0 o gib!

[ocean pulsar]

buy yourself an internet connection and learn how to cook chicken breast

[warm fossil]

no! it's mine >:D

[pastel quartz]

World's fastest edit

[pastel quartz]

I will

[ocean pulsar]

I don't got heating at my house my b

[pastel quartz]

Astral projection can only get you so far

[abstract path]

Noooooooo

Actually

I think we still have a piece in our fridge

Hold ok

On

[pastel quartz]

true

[abstract path]

Gah this keyboard

[pastel quartz]

it's not nice sitting in your walls in the winter

[warm fossil]

same

[pastel quartz]

same

[warm fossil]

yet IT'S STILL FUCKING HOT IN HERE

[ocean pulsar]

not NA cardboard house

no silly putty walls

[abstract path]

You live in nevada or wha?

[warm fossil]

Russia

middle of nowhere