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memphis, egypt?
is your will complete?
Memphis Obama
memphis deez nuts
the real first name?!?!?!?@?
wait no obama is his first name
the leading man never dies
NMS is survivable though
I'm the main character of my life
(it's a tragedy
many people die)
You just have to be a psychopathic crack monkey

you can survive in ohio if you evolved the ability to digest grass
i tried it. was eh, 6/10
Explore a new frontier of gaming.
donkey store https://dunkeyscastle.com/
sonic frontiers getting a higher score than elden ring is evidence enough that reviews dont fucking matter
Probably speaks more about how Sonic Team is doing
sonic frontiers is a new type of open world, where most of it actually isnt immediately open to you. more like a fucking partly-open world
i mean by sonic team standards, its great. by videogame standards, subpar is putting it handsomly
Yeah you expect Elden Ring to be good.
Sonic fans are begin for a game with decent controls for a decade
yea too bad SA2 was the last good sonic game
whaccoon
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id be careful using the word "coon" 
Here’s another
its got uhhh... another meaning
I wanted to post it last time but it was like 4 am here
i mean thats a p good strategy ngl
actually big brain. these coomers dont actually know how to think
tbh IDF has been doing this for years
america just figuring out that it works
well theyre really good at propaganda
Just don't be into women 
also everyone has mandatory service there
sometimes i wish i wasnt. theyre evil
also dealing w/ other people's relationship shit has probably skewed my perception
I don't get why people think smoking is cool. I actively walk away from anyone that smokes
I will literally frown at someone who smokes
fuck you
@slate crown
its not, but nicotine is one of the hardest drugs to recover from
Weak
Just stop breathing bad air
I quitted like when Covid started
easy
i dont smoke because its cool (cigars are pog tho), i smoke because i made a series of bad choices that lead to me crutching with nicotine
and the grey matter in my brain aint right
I already have to smell exhaust from all the shit cars and suvs around, I'm not doubling down on it
I did that when I smoked and vaped, I still do this when someone smokes around me
I always hated that smell
i got a rule where i dont smoke within 10 feet of anyone
unless theyre also smoking
or their dumbass sits next to me on a bench and asks me to put my cig out
which actually happened once in the city lmao
My heart tells me more stimulants
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i spent 5 minutes looking for brainfart before realising the name had changed
they honestly just need to stick with one name
and maybe stop moving channels around
because theres no eng-general in "general channels" anymore
which is what offtopic was
Everything should be named shitposting
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I see a face
skizo
it's a caterpillar that's camouflaged as a stick
You fucking scared me for a moment
looks like a little bear
It's a moth, not a caterpillar
how lol
I was talking with one of my friends about how they see a creature with weirdly bent legs, long arms, bright mouth with teeth
Teeth at the back are sharp, teeth in front are more...blunt
No eyes and blood all over
It's watching them.
this happened with a piece of chicken for me
redditsave
undertale>tiktok
all 3 boxes checked
that's 2
editing is so cool on discord
lMao what??
damn almost like i didnt fuckin get it from there
whatever you say
It's oddly specific
yea cuz copying a reddit link will have discord in it
Don't you say
A fucking interdimensional humanoid creature
You fucking ape
If you haven't seen anything creepy or scary like that, you can call yourself lucky.
Their as good as anywhere
you're just trippin
Excuses.
Whatever
Watch your tone mfer
I am honestly lost as to what happened
I just saw a little bear face on the bug
now we are talking about dark demonic beings
literally me
never thought I'd see you post a neco meme tho 
@heady crow thank god deep cock galadick™ is on sale, gf is going to buy it for me 

best gf
@upbeat bobcat we got a new member to play drg
And it only costs an ananas for pango
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE
worth 
Tbh my fav is just spamming were rich when we see a compressed gold piece
Ong saying that shit irl with a group of friends into drg too

am awoken
real
Calculate the limit as x approaches 413 of f(chicken nugget)
Asexual boyliker ama
man i am too high rn, i pinged myself 
@slim osprey
he's just like me
God fucking damnit anything else but daytime interchange with a fucked caliber and build
@grizzled meadow
the one on the left has black skin and white hair
the one on the right has white skin and black hair
🤓
but the whole thing of the movie was that he wasn't special wasnt it?
||in the end it turns out he just has the memories of the chosen one or whatever it is, and ironically the person those memories belonged to was the one who loaded it onto him so he was just some decoy||
Man, spoilers, come on
Put that shit under spoilers
I haven't even watched the movie
Now I'm sad
damn. i thought everyone has seen it by now
but yeah spoilers, ill slap some on even if its a bit late...
though tbh idk if that even was the plot? ive watched it like two times and its fucking confusing
thugshaking
god it's so weird seeing him talk like he doesn't have brain damage 
https://youtu.be/VTlf2Lqy20k
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Absolutely true
csm fans when power is the most filthy person ever
it was 5 years ago
And?
Don't start this stupid crap "it came out 200 years ago"
It doesn't matter
It's full of media and shit to watch/play/do
You can't expect a dude to watch/play/do everything at once
its only your fault for not catching up to something that happened a while ago
^
how long have you been exposed to or even interested in it
A long time since the movie is very famous + we have the same 10 memes shared repeatedly in here, but since we all have shit to do, I haven't watched it yet
My point doesn't change, spoilers are still spoilers, it's like saying that Darth Vader being the father of that character is not a spoiler because "it's your fault" or "it's mainstream"
You may be right about saying "it's your fault just watch it" but you can still not be an ass about it and put stuff under ||spoilers, I mean the function is literally there, use it||
being an ass?
It's an example, don't take it literally
You're not being an ass
I'm answering to the stupid way of saying "it's your fault blablabla"
alright w/e
How the fuck do I spend the whole day depressed then clock hits 23 and I'm no longer depressed
too tired to be depressed
Thug Shaker
I have the sauce, but I won't give it >:)
Apparently feet are too NSFW for Clyde 
Based clyde, steals feet pics from users to look at himself

Real
Tough shit, she's mid
I forgor her name 💀 but mid? dang
It’s even better to make the nutrient paste with human remains
I pull up
Americans will do anything but...but...wait where am I
Ye bish, we will cock and stone

anyone want to see amogus kissing?
I think someone wants to watch some amogus kiss
harassing moderators is my specialty
1948
Why must I be insulted this way
French bias
LoL relationships really don't seem healthy
online ones in the first place
When the humans go to bed Sophie follows and goes right up to her bed to get tucked in. IG @sophielovestuna
Yeqh
don't cum to school tomorrow
😳
It’s doto 2
Animated background kills da battery
Gn , it’s midnight
Cum on that that's not fun
I had a wet dream that my gfs friend gave me a blowjob.
Where's the vietnamese dude i refuse to believe y'all are this short
These gotta be child soldiers or something ain't no way
Nah they really are that short.
Why do you think those tunnels were so small?
I assumed that if you excavated more dirt, the tunnels would risk collapse
Cool
my hungry ass couldn't be a metallurgist
big lez??
It's not orange in itself, it's burns in air
greetings, monke
good morning, mordorian
how is your garage business going?
i sold an approximate of 7 sulfur covered motor oils
the customers never returned again
they must've liked it
why are you covering them in sulfur though?
i was experimenting new business stuff
i've learned that covering motor oils with sulfur extends their lifetime very greatly
which explains why the customers who bought them never returned
- Cover yourself in sulfur
why would i do that silly? i'm not going to sell myself
that's a very sussy post
hahaha romania
i prefer the theory with the anal beads

I think I passed it but have to wait until tomorrow to know
Fortnite battlepass
how do you have to wait to know that you passed the driving exam?
Dont they tell you right there and then?
🤔
yeah what kind of exam is that
We do our theory exam on the computer and it tells you instantly that you passed
they literally told me on the spot, they even gave me a paper as proof that was available for 15 days until the licence came home
and at the end of the practical they literally hand you the license if you pass
with that paper u can drive as well
i wasnt even given a paper
i was straight up just given my lil license
well my licence has my ID pic and shit on it
so it kinda took time to be made
obviously they wont make it until you pass
Does for me too
you apply for all of that and hand that in at the very beginning of your learning process
and then before you can take the practical you have to put in another form
and it will be ready for you in all cases
homie of mine still waiting for over 3 months to finaly get his loicence send to him
peak german bureaucracy
worked for me in germany just fine
i guess you got lucky then
Welp military call ups are done. Got into the brigade i wanted
nice

😴

Oh god hes filled with cheese
Cool
we have to wait because too many people assaulted the examiners
Hm
I think it went ok even if I made somr mistakes
david leatherhuff
you have a very good name
how much leather can you huff in a minute

I half hate new jerma
Or at least his fans
nah I hate his fans
@alpine jasper there, Yakuza mentioned, ping achieved
@wary flume has been warned.
no, that's supposed to be programming
Haiiiiiiiiiii brrrruno
I'm good, got closer with couple people today, we were in just acquaintance status but actually friends now. How's you?
crap I actually have to organize my vidyagaem library. imagine that
Just uninstall all
Uninstall all and install warcraft 2
already did that when I was under 5 gb free space and shit was crashing
talking about the library in general
Bruh, how much storage you have in total?
2tb
Drive (2011) if it was a good movie:
someone's streaming war thunder in installation support
but when i stream bury the light in GENERAL VC for 16 hours it's suddenly a "problem"
Lmao what he do in 1975

I'm investigating
investigate 3/11
He's installing GAMMA, in the mean time he's playing War Thunder, all good 
he found a loophole
Falco playing the cop
Calicali
someone brought rats in the subway lmao
thats like bringing food to a restaurant
There's none here
the government does not tell you: The rats are free
gzt fucked we got 2 metro lines and they both clean 
Literally me
november 15 boysss
How is it in the future?
Yea I know, I'm asking how is it?
oh
It's pretty fine you know, another day on this planet
Wait what is that in the sky
ohno
ruN
SDA
wqwwwwwQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ
Bro altered earth's orbit a bit

when are we getting that mfuckin uhjhhhh
kinda like jim carrey playing himself in all his movies
men's tactical hooded jacket?
get out of here sdalger
link please
i am the truest bandit you will ever see
aka me and my subscriber slander
Thx for 10k
#amogus🙏
I enjoy the thought of this idea
Fuck it's literally the same
The Omnissiah Protects
I love the atmosphere of 3 tbh
Praise be
I love these fallouts
I love desolation
also, notice how its saying new vegas but its 3
do you know why
totw
I played through most fallouts and I loathe CW
you already told me brother
It's doesn't make sense and doesn't work well with original fallouts climate
Feels cleaner than usual, combat mod?
I do change it whenever I feel a new personality coming on
no
lol
just bleedless
and animation mods
also ragdolls
I see i see
and damage changing mods
to balance things out
i love doing random stuff to that group of bandits there
theyre all bunched up
The fps is nice, i have 3 on pc haven't played it yet but new vegas used to be slow on my 360 
Pov you're an npc and the player quicksaves
Fallout new vegas my beloved
Patroling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
now use a mfc bundle
Decided to try out containment breach with my friend santi, good times were had by all
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@slate crown the mfs at peak gym traffic time are getting more outrageous. Saw three mfs huddled around a fucking power rack doing barbell curls
When every other power and squat rack is taken
Sorry but i lost dick priviliges
Wtf
good god
Hehe funni rock digging gaem
speaking of gym
i hate having nonpremium spotify
and going to gym
unpaid spotify on phone is so cancer
bruh that shit jumped
zaza and deep cock, nothing gets better than that
Rocc gaem with frens tho

how are u pangolin stirfry (brainfart prisoner)
cake?
wat 
tf is deep rock
deep rock galactic
siiick
too bad is japanese so nobody even remotely understands outside japan
a nvm he screams in english
wait sex in japan is sexo
SEXOOOOOOOIIIII
yameroooo
Takeshi, born to run, faster than a bullet, he would chase anything to become anything. Question is.... is he faster than an SUV?
OG: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViXSzU8UjbI
Also I traced a lot of this so don't credit me if it looks good, scenes are from atla and mha
yooo
this is better
when you paid a prostitute and she is now running away with your money
bro i have to send this to my friend

it is really she?

same
coraline is ukrainian confirmed
Cut it so it's funnier
now i dont know what happened
Man hid in closet with rpg, man open door, man in closet scream and shoot rpg, video end
i dont get it
Have your parents explain it to you
ill ask them, but they probably wont understand it either
which bob do i ask?
theres many
Have them draw straws
which straws
Ah sweet a new official announcement for Stalker 2, let's hope for the release-

Oh wait I’m dumb
why are you dumb
I thought I was the first to realize that looked exactly like coralline
Then I read your comment
Lmao
lol
it looks exactly like her but i'm pretty sure it's a cosplay of some anime
don't remember the name though
Naw it was a coralline cosplay I’m pretty sure, at least that’s what google image search said
I crave a better computer
send me the money and i'll buy it assemble and ship it to you
No, send me your address and I’ll assemble and ship a much more convenient pipe bomb to you
Dota 2 is fire
Jeffery dahmer my beloved
dolhmer
Bohlmer
bomber
me when i try to get to the center of the zone but then im lectured by a rock worshipper with a sniper hole in my chest
Thanks for the offer, but if I had the cash I’d just do that myself

Me when I can’t make a femboy nosorog comment because the server doesn’t like it

i swear to god if you mute me or whatever because that's somehow political
tfw cant see webms on iphon
AAAAAA
The soundings of Washington are so musical
true!!! i make sure to visit it anally!
Tureee
Washington is a pretty state
Spent a week there a few months ago carving spears and hiking
Oh, this is too good not to be shared 🤣
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU CANT USE THE POGCHAMP NO MORE
laughs in lack of caring
reminds me of that Warthunder clip where some gigachad used unguided missile salvo to bring down one craft and confuse enemy missile into locking onto another enemy craft
Hit the bomb-omb and escape
mfw the person who reacted to my meme with ♻️ goes to hell on judgment day
what the fuck did they even mean to say?
urinal
ethereal?
Oh, this is too good not to be shared 🤣
it's not kendrick
@upbeat bobcat drg?
We are 2, you got space?
Sadge
F
yo
bro have u seen that police chase
in the US
holy balls my guy was playing Most Wanted
2 hour long chase , he used his car then he stole another 2
My guy had a 4-star wanted level. GTA in real life.
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#moistcr1tikal #streams
they'll be fine
looks like cat food
Looks like moldy bug food
Yea
I got a warning apparently I’m too political
I don't even know what game is
deep rock galactic
#TheCaretaker #Ambient #forgor
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As it should be
@slim osprey
how did that... thing access the internet
That shit can not be real
me ^
doing good :D
had military call ups and got put into the brigade i wanted, went to see my grandma and had a good gym session
and now got called a femboy in another chat
wbu cropol??

I'm doing alright, just vibin
alriight glad to hear that
got anything special going on tonight?
or just more chilling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hk_OfhPTd28 @grizzled meadow 🌷
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Di rose e di spine
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Just more chilling
ey sounds like a good ass evening then
what u got tomorrow?
AAA LESGOOO
Leg day tomorrow too
I literally go at 8am
chad
I got all the equipment for myself
ill go at like 9:45 since my first class ends at 9:30
oh bro ikr. No need to wait for some douche doing giant sets on the only cable cross over machine
had to go today at 5pm and witnessed a group of 3 ppl doing bicep curls at a power rack when every other power rack and squat rack were taken
like what the fuck i hate this fucking shit
What being self conscious does to a mf honestly
Cause I would go at a later time if it wasn't for the fact I don't really like it when people look at me
itll get better with time. At a point youll rationalise that ppl dont give a shit about other people at the gym
was rough starting out tho
REAL
Yeah I realized now that no one stares at anyone
Everyone is just focused on their shit and that's it
ye exactly. Ppl are there for themselves and thats it
idk if i see someone new there i just think good for him and go on with my shit. Same thing if someone is huge but i pay attention to his technique to see fuck is he doing
anyways gl with gym. Been starting to feel huge again after stopping for a while thankfully
what a upper body pump does to a mfs self image
oh yeah dude ikr
Arnold explain the greatest feeling you can have in the gym, the pump!
lol
a classic clip to be sure
He do be nutting tho
arnold is a coomer, confirmed
It's been like three months since my last haircut actually
Kanye what u doin
Before that, I spent two years without cutting my hair
Not much
alright alright
bruh
ye and the cut looks great on you
why the fuck do you go to the barber to cut 3cm
would be interesting to see you with a short cut tho
Cause I wouldn't dare cutting my hair myself
just don't cut your hair
kinda thinking about just letting my hair grow since gotta get a buzz cut in a year anyways
get the samurai sam haircut
Didn't like having short hair
ey im glad that you know it and know your style
Ye
I mean I did get forced to have short hair for 17 years
Strict parents and shit
Funny how much they changed since I came out tbh
i look like i smoke a pack a day and have a bad marriage
and now you can be an absolute bad bitch with long hair
pics?
YES
idk your voice sounds the same so
god deadass said ayo put this dude through the mixer real quick
real asf
Real
gotta train your shiz for that
yea
me
get crabbed
real
reminds me how a trans flag at a local uni got vandalised during our citys pride week
I will find them and bend their kneecaps backwards until I can shove them up their own ass
I'm literally him but for gay) people
REAL
based
fuck your safe space
How about you come fuck me instead
i will violate OSHA regulations wherever i go
This is is epic
i will also violate people if need be
literally me
alright cropol
women ☕
hear me out on this one
just saw this lmao
old meme tbh
👂
somehow this phrase reminds me of disco elysium
marble is a type of stone, dumbass
sheesh
real but fuck cassius
cassiussy when






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