🎪bruh-fart

[slate crown]

even spring bbs are illegal

[undone wave]

Europe?

[slim osprey]

You can own guns here, but doing it legally takes so much time

I'm just gonna 3D print a gun and make it easy for myself

[undone wave]

Who would win
Doomsday larper with his entire 401k put into a kit:
Astolfo cosplayer who pays for range time instead of quad nods:

[slim osprey]

I would blast both of them

In different ways of course

[slate crown]

i would suck em both off

[slim osprey]

[slate crown]

wait

[undone wave]

"Buru Nyu~" you hear before passing on to the next world

[slate crown]

goddamn intrusive thoughts won again

[slim osprey]

Mf you made me spit into my monitor

[slate crown]

[heady crow]

🥃: want a shot?

😐
🔫 : want a shot?
😁

[slim osprey]

Noo I would not deny a shot of alcohol like that

I'm a drunk ass

I drink alcohol

[slate crown]

alcoholic moment

[undone wave]

Shots don't go with shots
please shoot responsibly

[slim osprey]

I got drunk at the age of 3 for the first time

[slate crown]

siiick

[slim osprey]

Ikr!

Shit was wild

[slate crown]

i had my first sip of beer at 3 but that's about it

[slim osprey]

[undone wave]

I had a pretty baller Pilsner in Germany when I was 16

[slim osprey]

I got drunk by drinking beer straight outta the bottle

[undone wave]

Didn't get drunk though

[slate crown]

a drunk toddler

[slim osprey]

Just imagine a 3 year old chugging a bottle of beer

And that was me

[heady crow]

And here we are now

[slim osprey]

Then I got drunk again at 6, with beer too

Dropped the glass that time

It shattered

[slate crown]

thinking about butt chugging vodka

[slim osprey]

Ay can I join?

[undone wave]

Don't bypass your liver fucks sake

[slate crown]

yea you can help

[slim osprey]

[undone wave]

1 way trip to the morgue

[heady crow]

Man both yall need to come to my cottage someday

[slim osprey]

Yes

[slate crown]

i will

[heady crow]

Thinking of the nights there brings good memories and lowkey sick from the stuff ive drank there

[slim osprey]

Sadly, I got not money

And I can't just walk there

[slate crown]

we might come visit bruno during chinese new year

[heady crow]

Ah True. Just go back in time when there was a land bridge connecting Alaska and russia

[heady crow]

When will it be the year of the rat tho

[slim osprey]

It's okay

I have accepted my fate to being argentinian for the rest of my life

[slate crown]

lemme check

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/supernatural-spn-dean-dean-winchester-sam-gif-16140336

[heady crow]

Time to marry me and get citizenship

[slate crown]

this year apparently

[heady crow]

Anlaki for me really

[slate crown]

next one is in 2032

[heady crow]

Wtf

And i havent been playing tarkov even

[slim osprey]

Thank you for the offer Bruno

But, I'm marrying an italian MILF

[heady crow]

[slim osprey]

I'll marry you afterwards, don't worry

[slim osprey]

https://youtu.be/m8RC9vst-Rg

[heady crow]

Ay but fr i gotta get my 6 hours of beauty sleep

Gn you all and thanks for the chat

[slim osprey]

Good night Bruno

Sleep well

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/399228355066724353/1037517413316575252/276173185_143256668180500_4657226709787441149_n_1.mp4

[plucky void]

I don't get it

[urban ocean]

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1587913672801759234

Elon Musk (@elonmusk)

https://t.co/BYOBGBHOUA

Likes

172049

Retweets

18018

Twitter · Nov 2, 2022, 9:04 PM

Elon is raising prices and the journos are freaking out

@plucky void

[slim osprey]

Anyone that pays for a blue checkmark should be publicly shamed

[plucky void]

what are the uh... 'benefits'

[undone wave]

Pretending to be other verified accounts

[urban ocean]

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1587911540770222081?cxt=HHwWgsDRpcPIsoksAAAA

Elon Musk (@elonmusk)

@AOC Your feedback is appreciated, now pay $8

Likes

412959

Retweets

34078

Twitter · Nov 2, 2022, 8:56 PM

[urban ocean]

[undone wave]

Pug man barely eeked out that ratio

[urban ocean]

Ye

[undone wave]

AI: Will make you mediocre anime boobs
Aritst: Will do the same thing but it will actually be good

[undone wave]

Oh mein gott zis is ein cave full of dickensucken

[undone wave]

I hate it here

[urban ocean]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/804597746459476000/1037516652218159227/SPOILER_trim.352F7245-EFD6-4625-83AA-F2A856E65759.mov

[undone wave]

https://tenor.com/view/vaporeon-fair-enough-i-just-want-to-use-this-in-invited-fair-enough-lmao-gif-25473937

[urban ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/968495337377497100/1030980795126526034/Society_Crumbling.mp4

[wide bough]

literally me

[dreamy hornet]

Mmm, when you actually take care of yourself for once...

Comfy

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/q3kLvT4W9A8

[grizzled meadow]

Good

Get out

[grizzled meadow]

I found the og account of that cat on Tiktok

[slim osprey]

Fuck tiktok

I knew mentally unstable women were better

"I could fix her but whatever the fuck is wrong with her is clearly hotter"

[slate crown]

@grizzled meadow imagine the entire movie remade like this

[slate crown]

[slim osprey]

Man what the fuck is this?

[slate crown]

the only caveat is she wants to peg you

[slim osprey]

Haha yes

[slate crown]

worth honestly

[slim osprey]

My gf wants to peg me fr

[slate crown]

join me

[slim osprey]

But she asks too much of me

She wants me to be submissive, I can't do that

[dreamy hornet]

I just came to the realization that you are not the same person

[slate crown]

i mean you can still top and get pegged

works for me

[slim osprey]

Yes I know

But she wants to peg and top

I can't be pegged and topped

I can only be pegged

[slate crown]

yea that's a math problem and a half

[slim osprey]

Ay not my fault I'm not submissive

[slate crown]

im service top and she's power bottom

we're like a match made in heaven

[slim osprey]

Idk what sort of top I am

Mainly cause I can do everything

[slate crown]

power top for sure

just from your energy alone i can tell

[slim osprey]

Lmao

I guess that's what I'd enjoy most

[slate crown]

[slim osprey]

She's a power bottom tho

[dreamy hornet]

[slim osprey]

Well, she claims to be one

Reality however...

[slate crown]

rumors

[grizzled meadow]

Fuck I know what this is but I don't remember now

[slate crown]

she just said that so you'd go out with her until you two later realize you're both tops

[slate crown]

Dont be a Menace

[slim osprey]

Oh no she's not really a top

It's been two years already

[slate crown]

could've mentioned that sooner

[slim osprey]

She's a switch

But her way of topping does nothing to me, so I just top and she bottoms

Works perfectly if you ask me

[dreamy hornet]

Neato

[haughty radish]

My partner is a top but also like 5”4 and built like a twig

[slim osprey]

[slate crown]

sick

[slim osprey]

Well I'm 5'6 and also built like a twig

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/old-boomer-history-84years-many-years-ago-gif-18534104

[slim osprey]

Meanwhile my gf is 6'0

[swift scarab]

I’m almost as tall as your gf

[slate crown]

5'7 and 5'6

[slim osprey]

You taller or her taller?

[swift scarab]

5’10 last I checked for me

[slate crown]

im 5'7

[slim osprey]

Literally perfect if you ask me

[chilly bridge]

6' flat

[swift scarab]

Prepare to be lifted

[slate crown]

such a miniscule difference honestly

[slate crown]

i mean if you can lift 100kgs be my fucking guest

[haughty radish]

Short kings

[slate crown]

it's been years since anyone has lifted me off my feet

[swift scarab]

Done it before, not too hard with a good grip

[slim osprey]

You can probably lift me tho

Small and not heavy

[slate crown]

im

C O M P A C T

[dreamy hornet]

The human p90

[slate crown]

im dense like a fucking tiramisu

[slim osprey]

Good things come in small sizes

[haughty radish]

Despite the twig build they can carry me

[slate crown]

same color too

[swift scarab]

I enjoy that whenever I try to say Cropol apple autocorrect tries to say cripple instead

[slim osprey]

Turn off autocorrect man

[swift scarab]

Saying “Time to lift Cripple the twink” doesn’t have the same ring to it

[slim osprey]

Real

[swift scarab]

[swift scarab]

Precisely why I refuse to turn it off

I mess up tiny words a lot

[haughty radish]

“I want that twink obliterated”

[slim osprey]

Ay don't obliterate me

[swift scarab]

Ah yes, cripple the twink

[slim osprey]

I could change my nickname to that

But

[dreamy hornet]

Twinkle twinkle...

[slim osprey]

I like it as it is

[swift scarab]

I’ll probably keep mine like this until I come up with a better one (I won’t)

[chilly bridge]

oh I should probably change mine to what it is everywhere else

there

[haughty radish]

Fuck yeah

[swift scarab]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTR9cW8K2/

[haughty radish]

FORBIDDEN levels of physical perfection

[swift scarab]

Average brainfart conversation

[haughty radish]

Getting swole with Yog Sothoth

Go mad as you gaze upon the rippling abs

Oh also you’re a fish person now

[hushed marsh]

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/rA31Krj6ci1kywOe7jDs-uc4zMqT6rV-c9unS_7785M/%3Fformat%3Djpg%26name%3Dlarge/https/pbs.twimg.com/media/Fgj45e4XkAABPwb?width=478&height=640

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/F1Bhl3yjzsQ

[haughty radish]

Lowkey want an optional female character

[slate crown]

boys only

[hushed marsh]

Of course not at Duty

[slim osprey]

Men only

[hushed marsh]

those guys only like men

[slim osprey]

No women cause I don't like women

[hushed marsh]

Me neither

[slate crown]

facts

[hushed marsh]

I hate men too though

Fuck everyone

[slim osprey]

Okay

I'll fuck everyone

[slate crown]

D:

[slim osprey]

I'm already pansexual bitch

I can fuck everyone

[hushed marsh]

Yeah? check this out

huh how about that one

[slim osprey]

[slate crown]

smash

[haughty radish]

For like the two woman stalker fans

[slim osprey]

No don't smash the ikea shark

[hushed marsh]

me and who else

[slim osprey]

Protect the ikea shark

[slate crown]

[slim osprey]

Nooooooooooo

[haughty radish]

So like me and one of my exs who played on my computer for an hour or so

[slim osprey]

Don't fuck the plushie

[dreamy hornet]

Didnt they sell a shark that doubles as a sleeping bag in vore fashion

[hushed marsh]

Yes

dont word it like that

[slim osprey]

What

[dreamy hornet]

I decline

[dreamy hornet]

Its the best way

[haughty radish]

Ayo?

[hushed marsh]

Im gonna make some food now

fuck you

:(

[haughty radish]

Post some then

[slim osprey]

I need ikea shark plushies

Several of them

[hushed marsh]

I have one

[slim osprey]

For my trans friends

[hushed marsh]

he is on my bed

[slim osprey]

Did you give him a name?

[hushed marsh]

Yeah I called him Bleu

[slim osprey]

Amazing name

Truly befitting

[hushed marsh]

He is Bleu

so he will be called Bleu

[slim osprey]

behavior

[haughty radish]

Yooooooo

[hushed marsh]

its us, were the two female stalker fans

[dreamy hornet]

Among us

[slim osprey]

Women?

What is that?

[chilly bridge]

[haughty radish]

Hip and that one from that duty mod

[hushed marsh]

Oh the unhinged one

[chilly bridge]

oh yeah I do remember coming across a female dutyer

she caught a nice cup of buckshot mouthwash after refusing to hand over a stash location

[dreamy hornet]

Idk if its gamma only but I recruited a random female loner

[deft crescent]

Invention of the chines to distract men from working

[slim osprey]

Hmmmmmm

What if I don't work?

[hushed marsh]

There are random female NPCs with Dux's

they chance it low, but they do spawn

[haughty radish]

Yeah

[chilly bridge]

it's pretty cool

[dreamy hornet]

Huh
I just wanted new voice lines

Gruff roosky gets old after a while

[haughty radish]

Yeah I love that mod

[hushed marsh]

Its nice

the HD shit is out of place

but the vanilla stuff sometimes just blows to look at

[haughty radish]

I use a female voice pack thats pretty out of date

[hushed marsh]

Dux's is the best option

[slim osprey]

Female voice pack?

[haughty radish]

Yeah its on moddb somewhere

[slim osprey]

So like

It makes your character use female voices?

[quartz saffron]

I want the USEC murican voice

[deft crescent]

The only thing that is good about Dooty is Rostok. I always set my base up there

[haughty radish]

Yes

[hushed marsh]

Why would you want Gamma to be worse, adding Tarkov shit

[slim osprey]

Okay I need to search for it

That mod might make my gf finally play stalker

[hushed marsh]

Neko Arc voice pack when

[slim osprey]

Real

[echo slate]

Imagine the smell

[slim osprey]

Burunya all over the monolith

[echo slate]

Need a mod that adds dance emotes

I need to hit the griddy on a bloodsucker

[slate crown]

too late.

[echo slate]

Hit that California Gurls on a pseudogiant

[slate crown]

worth

[hushed marsh]

So I went outside to smoke a couple joints I had, I'm stuck on my couch now

I'm too comfy

[echo slate]

Dude weed lmao

[hushed marsh]

I couldn't make it back upstairs

[slate crown]

damn wish i had a joint rn

[slim osprey]

Zaza lol

[slate crown]

but i only have buds

[hushed marsh]

You do have buds

Us

Friends :)

[slate crown]

yes

[slim osprey]

Maybe one day I'll try weed

But for now, I'll stick to being alcoholic

[echo slate]

Makin ramen at 10pm

[hushed marsh]

Yo what flavour

[deft crescent]

play stoned as freedom for ultimate immersion

[echo slate]

Chicken

[hushed marsh]

Radical

[slim osprey]

I play stalker drunk, is that enough?

[hushed marsh]

Stalker high is fun

You won't get anything done

But it's fun

[slim osprey]

Idk never been high

[chilly bridge]

I can't focus enough to play stalker high

[hushed marsh]

If you come to Canada I'll buy you weed, my treat

[chilly bridge]

always get distracted by what I have playing in the background

[slate crown]

right finished my workout, finally can go home and smoke up

[slim osprey]

Buy me alcohol instead

[hushed marsh]

How about both?

[slim osprey]

Fine

[hushed marsh]

Far out

[slim osprey]

Both works

[chilly bridge]

I'm gonna buy a shitload of edibles for my 21st birthday and get fucking blitzed

[slim osprey]

[slate crown]

nah weed only today not mixing alcohol until the weekend

[slim osprey]

I need to get fucking drunk with my friends agfain

Fuck

I had a stoner friend

[slate crown]

i get drunk alone

[hushed marsh]

Fuccc dude

[slim osprey]

He invited me to smoke weed at his house once

[hushed marsh]

I haven't had alcohol in years

Not since I was

17?

[slim osprey]

God damn

[hushed marsh]

Not my thing tbh

[slim osprey]

Ay I'm going over there

[chilly bridge]

I can't stand alcohol

[slim osprey]

And bringing a bottle of liquor

[hushed marsh]

Me neither, it's just not enjoyable to me

[chilly bridge]

I've tried beer, rum, wine, seltzers

all taste terrible

[slim osprey]

The fuck did you say about beert

[hushed marsh]

It's whack

Sorry

[slim osprey]

Man I can't finish a sentence correctly today

YOU ARE WHACK

[hushed marsh]

A little yeah

[chilly bridge]

suck my ass, beer is nasty

[hushed marsh]

Eat his entire ass

[echo slate]

Depends on the beer tbqh

[slim osprey]

Ay don't threaten me with a good time

[echo slate]

I really enjoy Michelob Ultra

[hushed marsh]

Oh my god

Nah

[slim osprey]

What the fuck is that

[chilly bridge]

[hushed marsh]

This guy is drinking gas station beer

[slim osprey]

[echo slate]

Yeah, I'm poor

I got a 24 pack of PBR in the fridge rn bro

[hushed marsh]

If you have to drink that you need to just save your money dude

[haughty radish]

Good for you tbh

[slim osprey]

Fr

[haughty radish]

An absinthe habit is expensive

[echo slate]

Nah i gotta save money on beer so i can afford Newports

[hushed marsh]

Right I'm so glad I don't do any drugs at all right guys

[slim osprey]

Yeah

[hushed marsh]

Nothing to spend money on

For sure

[slim osprey]

Don't do any weird substances guys

It's bad for your health

[urban ocean]

It's how you end up like blue checks on twitter

[slim osprey]

I need to smoke to be just like Patrick Bateman

[hushed marsh]

Someone has to eat the shrooms I'm growing, might as well be me

[echo slate]

Except newports they're good

[slim osprey]

Now shrooms

Is something I definitely would try

[hushed marsh]

Psychedelics are awesome

[slim osprey]

I already listen to psychedelic rock

[hushed marsh]

Uh, be careful though

[slim osprey]

I just need the psychedelics

[echo slate]

https://tenor.com/view/the-place-beyond-the-pines-the-place-beyond-the-pines-gifs-ryan-gosling-smoking-gif-8603622

Literally me

[slim osprey]

Why?

Am I gonna die?

[hushed marsh]

Can fuck you up for life

[slim osprey]

Ah well

Can't win 'em all

[chilly bridge]

bein' a psychonaut's a dangerous hobby

[hushed marsh]

It's fun as hell though

[slim osprey]

Acid trip tho

[hushed marsh]

You will experience the wildest shit ever

[slate crown]

debating whether i should smoke it all or save some for the weekend

[slim osprey]

Save some

[hushed marsh]

Done lots of LSD too

[chilly bridge]

all it takes is one bad trip to fuck you up for life tho

[hushed marsh]

Ive done too many drugs

I'm gonna be honest

[slim osprey]

Damn I'm like a fucking angel next to you

[hushed marsh]

It's an issue yeah, but it hasn't ruined my life

[slate crown]

I'll take the smallest one then as a treat

[hushed marsh]

I'm still going to Uni

Still got a job

[slate crown]

yea same

[slim osprey]

Shiiii

[hushed marsh]

Still have a solid life

[slim osprey]

Does drugs and still better than me

Gonna kill myself fr

[slate crown]

i know a guy who did heroin though, my cousin in fact

got sent to prison a bunch of times

[hushed marsh]

Yeah I did too

Knew

[slate crown]

fucker even stole my bike and phone

[hushed marsh]

As in that dude is dead

[slim osprey]

One of my brothers did everything under the sun

He now has a solid life tho

Highest earning mf in the family

He's not good with money tho, so he wastes all of it

[slate crown]

yea can't say the same for my cousin, i wouldn't even be surprised if he turns up dead tomorrow

[hushed marsh]

I will be eventually, I'm looking to make 250k a year after I'm done school

[slim osprey]

Damn

Can you adopt me?

[slate crown]

yea same

[slim osprey]

I can cook and clean and generally be a boywife

[hushed marsh]

If I still know you guys, and talk you guys once I'm making that kind of money

I promise I would actually just give you nice gifts once in awhile

[slate crown]

[hushed marsh]

I'd never need that much money for myself

[slim osprey]

Bet

I will literally treat you like my best friend

[slate crown]

you had me at boywife

wait

[slim osprey]

Wait

[slate crown]

intrusive thoughts again

[hushed marsh]

Oof

[slim osprey]

[hushed marsh]

Now I'm not giving you shit

Weird ahh

[slim osprey]

[slate crown]

[slim osprey]

I will share the most unhinged memes with you Moon

As a testament of my true friendship

[hushed marsh]

Can we do that now?

That sounds fun

I have no good ones because I'm an unfunny female

[slim osprey]

Ahh sorry, I already scoured the entirety of my twitter for today

Unironically tho

[slate crown]

here I'll help

[slim osprey]

Looking at my twitter is my gfs favorite passtime

It's full of guns, memes, and porn

[hushed marsh]

Your gf sounds like a nice gal

[slim osprey]

Nothing else

[hushed marsh]

Hope she is doing well

[slim osprey]

She's asleep now

[hushed marsh]

Snoozer woman

Me later, I'm totally gonna be a snoozer woman

After I make this food and eat

[slim osprey]

Idk how I pulled an italian MILF by being a shitposter online

But I did it

And she's fun

[echo slate]

Strongly considering just staying up all night ngl

[slim osprey]

You got anything to do tomorrow?

[echo slate]

Work

[slim osprey]

Then I'd say go to bed

At least for one or two hours

[hushed marsh]

At least get some sleep

Doesn't need to be a lot

[slim osprey]

If you feeling risky, fucking send it bro

[hushed marsh]

But I can't say I'd recommend no sleep

[echo slate]

My sleep schedules all fucked up, i woke up at noon today

[hushed marsh]

Maybe a reset then

[slim osprey]

Ain't gonna fix them by staying up all night tho

[hushed marsh]

True

Oh it's this guy, I like him

[slim osprey]

Autismo

MOON

[hushed marsh]

What?

[slim osprey]

I CAN TEACH YOU SPANISH

[echo slate]

MY MANGO

[hushed marsh]

I already kinda know Spanish

[echo slate]

IS TO BLOW UP

[hushed marsh]

But sure

[slim osprey]

The most unhinged version of spanish tho

Argentinian spanish

[echo slate]

THEN ACT LIKE I DON'T KNOW NOBODY

[hushed marsh]

Empanada :)

[echo slate]

🦈

[slim osprey]

EMPANADA

SIIIIII

[hushed marsh]

Lionel Messi :)

[slim osprey]

I FUCKING LOVE THIS LITTLE BITCH

[echo slate]

No quiero dormir

[hushed marsh]

A mimir

[slim osprey]

Good spanish 👍

[echo slate]

Quiero taco bell

[slim osprey]

:0

A mimir ^-^

[hushed marsh]

Gatito

[slim osprey]

Mishi*

Even better way to refer to cats

Mishi/Michi

[echo slate]

Gordito gatito

[hushed marsh]

How do you say meow in Spanish that's always a fun one

[slim osprey]

Miau

[hushed marsh]

Like in French it's Miaou

It's funny

[slim osprey]

We just say miau

[hushed marsh]

Nya

[slim osprey]

Miau miau miau miau miau

Burunyaa

[hushed marsh]

Im gonna put this food in the oven

[slim osprey]

Okay

Don't burn it

[echo slate]

Voy a hacer cafe y jugar TF2

[hushed marsh]

I'm having potato wedges

I'm gonna spice them up

[slim osprey]

Idk what those are

But good for you

[slim osprey]

Good spanish

I approve

[slim osprey]

Ah

I would fuck that shit up

[hushed marsh]

Same

[slim osprey]

I'm a hungry boy

I see food I consume it

And still not fat

[hushed marsh]

Same

[slim osprey]

GATO

[hushed marsh]

I actually have problems with weight gain

Like as in I'm sometimes underweight

[slim osprey]

I think I'm underweight too, idk

[slate crown]

i only eat once a day

one giant meal

[slim osprey]

Been long since I last measured myself and weighted myself

Bruh how do you manage that?

I eat 4 times a day at least

Sometimes 6 times per day

[slate crown]

2 meals a day tops

[hushed marsh]

I was 95lbs for a long time

[slate crown]

I'm not even trying to lose weight and I've already dropped 10kgs

[slim osprey]

Nice

I thikn

[hushed marsh]

Food is in the oven gamers

[slim osprey]

[slate crown]

the munchies kicking in

[slim osprey]

Bro I finished eating one hour ago and I wanna eat again

And not I ate a decent amount too

[slate crown]

i had mad munchies when i started out smoking weed

but eventually i got used to the hunger

[hushed marsh]

I had miso soup earlier

[slate crown]

got some rice with stewed ribs and eggs

[hushed marsh]

Mmm egg and rice

[slim osprey]

Mmmm

[slate crown]

hard boiled eggs

[slim osprey]

Egg

[hushed marsh]

Mm egg

What a silly word

Egg

[slim osprey]

I had a fried egg with a milanesa just now

[slate crown]

i love cholesterol

[hushed marsh]

I love...

[slim osprey]

And half a lemon's worht of juice on top

[hushed marsh]

You!

[slim osprey]

:0

Me?

Or him?

[hushed marsh]

💜

Both

[slate crown]

that's the nicest thing anyone has said to me

[slim osprey]

:0

[hushed marsh]

Sorry I'm in a happy mood

[grizzled meadow]

Me?

[slim osprey]

I love you too :)

[grizzled meadow]

Oh I know

[hushed marsh]

Ik fucking weird eh?

[slate crown]

not even my gf says "i love you"

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-role-gif-26460274

[grizzled meadow]

GREAT GIF

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[tame hazel]

:((

are you doing better now?

[slim osprey]

I didn't think I'd get to use it so soon tbh

[hushed marsh]

Im only 5'1

95 isn't as bad

[slim osprey]

Small person

[slate crown]

yea alcohol makes me feel the same way too

[slim osprey]

Short leggie haver

[tame hazel]

oh

[hushed marsh]

But I am actually

[slim osprey]

Can I pick you up?

[hushed marsh]

Thanks for asking

You can

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/aniki-billy-herrington-i-love-you-guys-gachi-gachimuchi-gif-26441223

[slim osprey]

YEAH

[tame hazel]

youre like my aunt lmao

[slim osprey]

I love carrying people fr

[hushed marsh]

What if I was your aunt

Wouldn't that be fucking crazy

[slim osprey]

I love you too Falco

[grizzled meadow]

Specifically @slate crown and @slim osprey

[tame hazel]

didnt know shes so cool playing stalker

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/uwu-ts-team-uwu-gif-21159211

[hushed marsh]

Falco hates me

:(

[slate crown]

wow favoritism much

[hushed marsh]

[grizzled meadow]

You don't love me...

[slim osprey]

We are based like that

[hushed marsh]

I do!!

[grizzled meadow]

Moon doesn't love me...

[hushed marsh]

What!!

Slander!!!

[slate crown]

ah shit

[slim osprey]

Lies and deceit

[slate crown]

here we go again

[hushed marsh]

I'm shaking and crying rn

[slim osprey]

Prove him wrong Moon

Never give up

https://tenor.com/view/never-give-up-fist-pump-motivation-motivational-gif-4892451

[hushed marsh]

I love the silly pasta man

[slate crown]

i think what he meant was

"I don't love you because you don't post much memes"

[grizzled meadow]

Good thinking there

[slim osprey]

You need to be more based

Chill like that

[slate crown]

yes

[hushed marsh]

Im too lazy to find new ones

[slate crown]

wamen needs to be based

[hushed marsh]

Let me just chill

I want to be the stoner friend

[slim osprey]

Okay I have a billion dollar idea

[slate crown]

im the functional stoner friend

[slim osprey]

I'll send you the unhinged memes and you just repost them here

[hushed marsh]

Epic

Give me one

Just one for now

[slim osprey]

I already said I don't got more memes now

My twitter is dry of memes until tomorrow

[hushed marsh]

Oh

Give me one tomorrow

[slim osprey]

Will do

[slate crown]

become based

here wamen take this

[slim osprey]

ZAZAA!!

I love that vid

And I don't even like drugs

[slate crown]

mah boi is fucking COOKED

[hushed marsh]

Coca Cola Espuma

[grizzled meadow]

Wamen... that's a word I haven't heard in years...

[slim osprey]

Coca cola

[grizzled meadow]

I'm picturing a bridge as well

[slim osprey]

Espuma

💥

[slate crown]

Only the real ones remember 😭✊

[chilly bridge]

[slate crown]

I've been a fan of him since 2012

[hushed marsh]

I'm taking my glasses off

[slate crown]

not anymore

[hushed marsh]

No more seeing things

[slim osprey]

Bruh

Imagine needing glasses

[grizzled meadow]

What a fucking n||come on it was obvious, UNLESS?||

[slim osprey]

-This post was made by perfect vision gang

[slate crown]

and that's a fact

[grizzled meadow]

Go back to nitpick ammo numbers

[grizzled meadow]

One of the best memes

[slate crown]

BUT CAN YOU DO THIS

[grizzled meadow]

399

[slate crown]

only 399$

[slate crown]

[hushed marsh]

Guys I love you guys

💜

[slim osprey]

Fuck you I love you more

[grizzled meadow]

HEY

ARIZONA TEA IS GREAT

[slate crown]

i love me too

[hushed marsh]

I'm gonna eat this food when it's done soon.

And then go to bed

[slate crown]

zaza before bed

[slim osprey]

A mimir

[slate crown]

siiick

[grizzled meadow]

With that badondadonk of yours, that's obvious

[hushed marsh]

And be comfy with my blåhaj

[slate crown]

I'd send it here but you know the rules

[slim osprey]

DMs...

[hushed marsh]

[slim osprey]

[slate crown]

aight

[grizzled meadow]

I'm sure we're probably going too much beyond with the zaza posting so yeah don't go further

[chilly bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/speedoru-edgeworth-hmmm-gif-26028962

[slate crown]

only dms, only dms...

[grizzled meadow]

It's not even that problematic as "content to post" but yeah

[hushed marsh]

you guys should do drugs

Especially illegal ones

Right now

Don't listen to mods

[slate crown]

siick

[slim osprey]

I'm not typing it again

[hushed marsh]

Homos

[slim osprey]

I LOVE DICK

[hushed marsh]

Oh I almost said another one

I don't think I can say that one

[slim osprey]

Hmm?

[grizzled meadow]

The color of his eyes is fake and I hate him for that

[slate crown]

i delivered

rate my ass /10 @slim osprey

[slim osprey]

He did in fact deliver

100/10 my man

[slate crown]

siiick

[slim osprey]

Literal moment

[slate crown]

can't even do the chores without getting sexually assaulted every few minutes

ass too phat

it's like a slap magnet

[slim osprey]

I 100% would slap it

As soon as you come close enough

[slate crown]

[severe linden]

Shite bros

This rat caught the C-Varus

[slate crown]

damn

[hushed marsh]

Guys I found this meme on my own, by myself please laugh

[severe linden]

[severe linden]

I am now a plaugerat

[slim osprey]

@grizzled meadow Post by moon

Come laugh

[slate crown]

yea that's definitely worthy

@hushed marsh

[slim osprey]

100%

[hushed marsh]

Thanks man

Im so glad I found this meme on my own by myself

[slim osprey]

:)

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/775729889533493268/1037500320584052847/310955188_448983450412869_4784383288961358640_n.mp4

[slate crown]

babys first shitpost

[midnight tree]

It be 4am

Yarrr

[slim osprey]

Go fuck a twink

[midnight tree]

I cant sleep

[midnight tree]

Thinkin bout them twinks

[grizzled meadow]

Finally

Memes

[severe linden]

The thicc rat classic

[slate crown]

FINALLY

BOTTOM TEXT

[slim osprey]

Another post

We have been blessed

[grizzled meadow]

Good meme

[slim osprey]

https://youtu.be/u2DtcWym_z0

[slim osprey]

Babe wake up new pelo vid

[grizzled meadow]

FINALL

FELLOFF

[hushed marsh]

I am now going to watch one of the two twitch streamers I like

Eat this food and then sleep

[slim osprey]

Who wanna watch the new pelo vid with me? :3

[grizzled meadow]

I did a funny without noticing it, I literally felloff

[slate crown]

maaaaaaaan falco

[slim osprey]

In 21 hours btw

[slate crown]

you felloff

[hushed marsh]

Goodnight friends

[slate crown]

gn gn

[slim osprey]

Good night Moon

[slate crown]

sleep well

[slim osprey]

May you keep finding memes to post

[slate crown]

with that zaza i don't think it's going to be a problem

it's like a inherent +20 boost to funny

[grizzled meadow]

That dog is about to cry and I didn't understand a single word

[hushed marsh]

Ikr?

[slim osprey]

Skill issue honestly

[hushed marsh]

One more meme for you

[grizzled meadow]

I really did felloff like Pewdiepie

He did felloff

[hushed marsh]

https://twitter.com/SilkyGoats/status/1504282970068291590

Silky (@SilkyGoats)

KATSUP BLAST

Likes

14484

Retweets

5462

Twitter · Mar 17, 2022, 2:26 AM

[slate crown]

yea he did

[slim osprey]

CAT

[slate crown]

KATSUP

[hushed marsh]

KATSUP BLAST

[slim osprey]

FUCKING CAT GONNA GET BLASTED WITH KETCHUP

[plucky void]

birdcalling

[slate crown]

falco really hitting us with the ♻️

that's the first time I've seen him done that

[slim osprey]

He's being harsh with the shitposting baby

[hushed marsh]

lemme see if I can find one of my favourites real quick

[grizzled meadow]

Adding it?

I think I did in other memes

It's not the first time

[hushed marsh]

Here it is

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/385949494040068096/983561633550991450/mobius1.mov

[slim osprey]

Embed fail

[hushed marsh]

ok

[slate crown]

yea but first time i witnessed it live

[hushed marsh]

sure

[slim osprey]

Go cry

[slate crown]

[slim osprey]

Guys explain to me why alcohol gives me energy?

[slate crown]

new meme idea just hit me

brb

[hushed marsh]

here it is

falco is so mean

[slim osprey]

[grizzled meadow]

Sorry but this channel have seen every possible meme in this reality

We need Dr. Strange

[slim osprey]

I will post my balls in here

[hushed marsh]

ayo?

[slim osprey]

That'll be something new

[grizzled meadow]

That's new at least

Yooo

[slim osprey]

Alright hold on

[slate crown]

nvm stupid meme

[grizzled meadow]

Hivemind

[hushed marsh]

New to you guys maybe

Ive seen them before

[slim osprey]

Idea for a new post

Face reveal

[grizzled meadow]

Been there done that

[slim osprey]

Y'all wanna see me from a year ago at 4 AM after not being able to sleep for a day?

[grizzled meadow]

Let's see it

[slim osprey]

[grizzled meadow]

[slim osprey]

No thanks I'm shy

[grizzled meadow]

[hushed marsh]

name reveal, my parents gave me a english language name

[slim osprey]

[grizzled meadow]

No balls

[slim osprey]

On god?

[grizzled meadow]

Fr?

[slim osprey]

Aight bet I'll post that 4AM pic

[hushed marsh]

okay sleep for real

gn

[grizzled meadow]

Nooo

You're gonna miss the face reveal

[slim osprey]

Here's me from a year ago, hair much shorter

[grizzled meadow]

HEY IT'S PELO

(again)

[slim osprey]

Yet again

Yes

[grizzled meadow]

It's also a little bit of Ivan

Jesus everyone is Ivan in here

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/youtube-twitch-meme-chair-office-gif-19928140

[slim osprey]

Ivan is just the average male

I'm guessing

[grizzled meadow]

Face posted
Mayo summoned

[upbeat bobcat]

I just woke up

[slim osprey]

Good morning

[upbeat bobcat]

Moarningggg

[slate crown]

I'd post a pic of my face doing the eyebrow raise thing but im covered in pimples

[upbeat bobcat]

So what

[slate crown]

fucking hormones

i literally never take pictures of myself ever

[slim osprey]

Same

[slate crown]

im comfortable with showing you guys my ass

[slim osprey]

[slate crown]

but showing face is crossing the line

[upbeat bobcat]

Everyone has some features they doesn't like about themselves

[plucky void]

Gumball is just built different

[slim osprey]

I don't need to take pics, I can look in the mirror at all times

[slate crown]

this is the best one I've got

[slim osprey]

You look like one of my friends

[upbeat bobcat]

Can't believe muskle people don't know the references Falco does

[slim osprey]

You look like two of my friends actually

[slate crown]

i look like generic indian male #7

[slim osprey]

Like if they had a child together

[slate crown]

this is me before i shaved my head tho

[upbeat bobcat]

You look like Steam support guys hahaaaaaa

[slim osprey]

Bro really came here asking for help

[slate crown]

"elo sir I'd like to talk to you about computer virus"

[upbeat bobcat]

What's your height?

[slate crown]

5'7

[upbeat bobcat]

What the fuck is 5'7

[slate crown]

170

[upbeat bobcat]

Hmm

[slate crown]

i use both measurements just in case

[slim osprey]

Gotta make it easier for the americans

[slate crown]

yeaup

[slim osprey]

They can't count past 12

[upbeat bobcat]

Ugh let the special snowflakes convert themselves

[slate crown]

i like convenience

but that's just me

[slim osprey]

FUCK'S SAKE CLYDE

[slate crown]

i go out of my way cropping every single shitpost before i send it to you guys

[slim osprey]

FUCK YOUR STOPID BOT ASS

[slate crown]

fuck you clyde

microwave lookin headass

[slim osprey]

Won't let me post a literally me edit

[upbeat bobcat]

You are not short, you look fat when looking at the mid but overall build show bulkyness. Strange build mang, how much did you pay for microtransaction in character creation

[slate crown]

[grizzled meadow]

HEY

IT'S JOHN PANGO

[slate crown]

oh shit

[slim osprey]

Okay the energy rush ran out

Good night fellas

[slate crown]

gn gn gn

[slim osprey]

Stay brainfarting

[upbeat bobcat]

Nini

[slate crown]

always

[slim osprey]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/399228355066724353/770811654983516180/ah.gif

[grizzled meadow]

This is literally how I imagined John Pango, the face is almost the same

[haughty radish]

Gn fellow fruit

[grizzled meadow]

!shortcut

[split canyon]

The installer didn't create a shortcut for G.A.M.M.A.: #╭📖faq message

[upbeat bobcat]

:KEKW:

[slate crown]

i got a perfectly squared face

[upbeat bobcat]

Dude can't stop helping even in brainfart

Muscle memory

[grizzled meadow]

I'm serious I don't know why, maybe it's the Necoarc pfp, I don't know

[slate crown]

im built like minecraft steve 💀

[upbeat bobcat]

Yea

[grizzled meadow]

I had a visual image of you and I said "this is John Pango"

The actual photo is 90% close to that

[grizzled meadow]

I almost got a command for everything...

[slate crown]

i mean you already saw most of my body including my ass

[grizzled meadow]

Yeah but not the face

[upbeat bobcat]

[slate crown]

so...falco face reveal when

[slate crown]

[grizzled meadow]

I'm scared of the internet man

[slate crown]

dms

[slate crown]

that's why i chose the photo with the least HD version of my face

[upbeat bobcat]

I'm scared of Pango's dm page ngl, things Falco and Bruno asked him

[slate crown]

don't worry

[upbeat bobcat]

Same, my phone cam captures couple photos at the same time and applies machine learning to make it mega HD also HDR

[slate crown]

[upbeat bobcat]

I don't like my HD face, it's just too crisp

[slate crown]

technology

[upbeat bobcat]

Ye, I'm using Google Pixel's camera app

Anyways, that's one of the reasons I blur my face

[grizzled meadow]

@upbeat bobcat talking about phones

[upbeat bobcat]

I'm just insecure about that, also my hands, you'll never see those