#🎪bruh-fart
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I saw a simpson episode a few days ago and a demon possessed me to make this.
@heady crow special rare old man photo for cat tax today
Honestly modern politics should just be Yakuza style combat scenarios.
at least he's better than mine who's perpetually high
Oh dont worry. I have a crack cat too
Hes currently ontop of a door.
Why, because he can.
Oh lol those are the best
yea i much prefer her over crackhead cats, she's so chill
unless it's 2am
We have a weed cat, a crack cat, a (not actually fat) fat cat, and the angry old man cat.
that's when she gets her zoomies
RIP. Thankfully the crackhead waits until about 0800hrs for his daily crack induced running.
eh it's funny seeing her in action when i get up for a glass of water so it's fine 
anti drunk drivers trying to construct an argument against drunk driving
she definitely could use some exercise, fat fuck
Remember what they took away from us
i am gods drunkest driver after all
Awwwwwwwwwwwww
just wanna stuff my face in that belly and give it a big ol whiff
Deleted. Not sure if it violated rules
Okay Cat looking for any excuse to toss me
Blep
U mean end user?
The fuck, discord
Honestly if you have a hx posting here, and make a mistake that isnt racism or some shit usually we just let you know. But I sincerely appreciate it, because the deal we made for this being invis to newcomers was you guys letting us know about peeps stepping over the line too far.
I hate their new mobile compression
That's
Hey you're right
A smart way to deal with them 
Aye
you ain't gon catch me snitching dawg 
Easier to get #🎪bruh-fart to cooperate.
I agree tho
you'll catch me snitching 24/7
Ah but the bargain was struck. #🎪bruh-fart message
Check pins
most of the people here are :)
The fact that I have to do this is a crime against humanity
I would report em
yea like that would make me understand the context of a rambling australian 
Yooo new edit dropped
Those cats are weak
Basically @upbeat bobcat posted a dildo meme. I hit him with a come on you know the rules and deleted it. Apparently @grizzled meadow told him that its not NSFW XD. Thus the war.
No shiy
Swol kitty drink milk mixed with protein powder
sounds like a normal Tuesday to me

Awwwwww
Which is why when he said that, I instantly believed him XD. Because I am quite sure our beloved @grizzled meadow did say that.
This is why I've been muted multiple times. Falco likes my posts and Okay Cat gives me the boot 
i wasnt even here 
When will you learn @grizzled meadow isnt liking the post for being funny. Its the super secret signal for @zenith grove
livin rent free in his head
Big Brain moderating strats
el gato 
Falco doing some pro gamer moves
ayo nerf guns, we bought some for the office
PS I made a lore update request.
Next Is airsoft
Then real ones
HR won't like that
Shoot HR
Can yall upgrade my lore to that i am kinda gar
we can get away with nerf gun so far
No
finally
actually those darts
Ill be honest. I have nothing to do with the lore. But I just enjoy crushing peoples hopes and dreams.
God
with no nails y'know
I enjoy making them real :> but then again
actually me with bruno
we so a lil trollin 
only a little
the tinest bit
Look at the balls on this guy.
Why not high explosive nerf bullets
falco be typing an essay
I gave permissions to show a phallic shaped object
This stuff created a war that lasted 20 years
We both lost 5.7 millions of people
The whole thing ended because we both forgot why the war started
Then there is a quote by me where I say "I don't remember I'll go get drunk again"
Too much?
another one ?
A bit. I would avoid political figures.
"skill issue"
-ivan (probably)
Seriously? Even for video quality? Nah man
literally warned someone about the exact same statement in another channel earlier today
BUT IT'S TRUE
Even Aldo saw a meme with dildos in it
And said it was fine
I haven't been able to upload anything with audio for at least a week now. It just completely destroys it.
this entire server is becoming some sort of hive mind
Also weird how a 2MB video somehow becomes 32MB after compression and I get a nitro ad right after
Ah. @grizzled meadow This was literally just a picture of someone holding two giant dildos, wasnt even a meme XD.
I like your posts, yes, but you don't know when to stop 
Shhhhh they will figure out the mkultra experiement we got going on here.
since phallic objects are ok now i can finally post this 

This is exactly why I should be made a moderator of brain fart.
Inspired by other videos
This is a special thing called satire.
This is clearly a meme, there's nothing sexual in it as well
my paranoid ass was worried about the 2 moby huges in the background 
Time to download and post the entirety of MoistCriticals video on throwing a moby huge across his yard
Dildos are okay come on, this server isn't really a Christian server

You wish
I sure do wish
you forgot about @abstract path
It's obvious that they use Discord
Faking your age online is older then time itself
But IIRC there is something about it


Wha
And then Gamma is on the five o'clock news for allowing 20000 thirteen year olds to see mp4s of youtubers showing off their massive dildo collection
ok that was too on the nose

If only "good parents" existed
all children deserve parents, not all parents deserve children
Nah, I just hate children
17-Year-Old Student Pilot Lands Plane without Landing Gear
#shorts #airplane #atc
The footage shown in this video is not in any way associated with this incident!
That is?
Remember when gmod got on the news
Good times
Discord's terms and conditions are wack asf and aren't all enforced at all
What was it
Something like you can't use Discord if you're 10
Stuff like that
Let me find
Cheap lidl beer, crayfish and 40k miniatures
13, but the ToS is if they are under 18 they cant have access. Which is why we have to be careful.
Oh, Ill send you some pictures of my attempts of painting some minis at some point.
Do i see garlic bread?
Yes you do
I could use some rn
Ookay nice. Which army?
I have deathguard and necrons
#🎪bruh-fart message scroll up
We finna have a Darktide voice channel next month?
uh oh
I know Larkin got that shit pre-ordered
Those are the only two I have pics of. The sm was for a friend. PS they arent amazing. But so much better than my first ones.
Nah, I dont even have time to play cosmoteer -_-
Don’t forget to decorate an old dictionary to look like the Malus Codicium

Easiest use for old thick books, make them look like cursed tomes of forbidden knowledge
In other news, I’m gonna play Ghost Recon Breakpoint out of boredom
Damn, nice camera quality
I like to buy random sweets from other countries and such for my grandparents, got them those and they said it was the best one I got so far

Anyone have any videos that are funny deer
Ithaca 37
Last one is me being left behind
Not 🏳️🌈 enough
accurate 
tastefully gae 
Maan all these guys in one movie would be fucking lit. Not sure if Scary Movie did it welp
Me as well
these mfs i swear 
Why are you called after a Simpleflips meme anyway
you're chucky sitting in the baby seat, there happy? 
You never game with us anyways
because bz11k sent me here
which reminds me
Y'all mfers never ask to game with you, you just plan things in private and talk about it here afterwards
@placid sail guy's askin a question
I'm starving
He's Vietnamese, he doesn't just live

Keep forgetting pango has a bf
there it is
Also d2 tonight?
i got my 30k already 
I wanna play D2 if it's gonna be with y'all but can I? Also is there any chance that I can check how my character doing without downloading the game?
my brother
Fucking grinder
why is this even a question, OF COURSE you can join
try using the app
a bit buggy but it works
You can my man, if you wanna check your character you can use the destiny app or DIM that syncs all your stuff
I don't even remember how many people can be in one party, that's why I asked honestly
3
Great
But Bruno ded
Someone started me to WoW saying they'll take me in but then after I purchased everything and started, they forgot about it in the past, that's why I'm trying to be sure 
But it wasn't a complete waste, I had a good time for story and stuff. I've played also FFXIV alone anyways, I like alone MMORPG things 
Just fun and casual
And I played a lot of FF
El Chongo the stupid returns again
Doesn't look like Derpy Neko at all 1/10
mw2?
More like Ubishit AI Breakpoint
I just play for the cool clothes m8
imma be honest i haven't touched COD or anything related to it for years 💀
warzone was fun for awhile but it was filled with sweatlords
94GB thanks Destiny
and eventually hackers
storage space issue
Certified destiny moment
One of us one of us
I got storage
Just wasn't expecting this much of an uncompressed game.
Fair fair
at least it's better than warframe 💀
I wanna know if Pango is a better pvper than me
Cmoon Warframe only takes 32gigs
True carry pango
I'll be the king of PVP, killing teammates before enemies, I'll be the best and last stand out.
I'm definitely using arc as my default now, the extra mobility is just 
Perfection
Intel ARC cards needs more time
I've never touched a single pvp match 
Arc titan mobility is nuts
ikr?
Solar warlock mobility is also nuts
About that
And my character looks like this guy
everytime cayde is mentioned a hunter misses his golden shot
don't know if that's reassuring or even more fucked up 
Easily the best character
i love bloatware
all my homies love bloatware
its designed so you cant play other videogames
still not as bad as Ark's almost 400gb
Mark Meechan finally breaks his silence and unveils the face of true evil.
my cat is bougie as fuck
she only eats fresh kibble straight out of the bag
so i just put the ones she doesn't eat in the bag, toss it around for a bit and presto 
the hitler pug incident 
we live in a world where a man was tried in court because he taught his girlfriend's pug to do a nazi salute because, in his own words, he wanted to make the disgusting creature even more revolting
he got in trouble while making fun of nazis
a joke against the one group im sure everyone is ok with joking about

god damn why didnt the scottish people vote to secede...
crownsuckers are subhuman
@lusty sonnet @upbeat bobcat
imagine paying for content thatll be removed later 
not me 
could be me, is me
damn 
ay atleast i pulled out when i learned id go over 6 months without a new raid
and a year without a good one
BRUUUUUNOOOO
Pangoo
garden of salvation fucking sucks
I've only completed the prophecy dungeon so far, i still want to complete my first ever raid
idek what that is
Pangooo
brunnnnnooo
who thought
Straight to sex
WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA
😳😳
"HEY SORRY GUYS YOU CANT PLAY THE RAID OF YOUR CHOICE EACH WEEK, ONLY A SELECT FEW"
Take me out to dinner first sheesh
S U C C 💦💦💦
yea im definitely not getting back in now holy shit thats a terrible fucking idea
doing it in public? damn ok you lil freak 

🥴🥴
You guys got room for one more?
Should know me by now
Room for two more? 😳
😉
🏳️🌈 🤝
yea if only they just let the people play whatever they want, couldn't be bungie 
corporate bastards
D1 was much better
Still got it on my ps3 actually
I should see if I can play again some day
I AM THE ONE WHO FUCKS THE MIME GIRLS
Gimme 30 minutes, episode nearly done
this mf 
watch it on ×2 speed 
-15 minutes ez
I see the retard complaining about D2 stuff again
I would if i was watching it alone
have homo sex
That raid rotation thing is just that 1 raid each week has the option to be done multiple times on 1 characters
All raids are doable at all times unless sunset
you're saying this to a guy who has never completed a single raid yet 
The rotation is there for extra loot
understandable
Saying this to the guy saying yes to an idiot 
hello some help
huh? you're still there
listen man
there's no such thing as horny jail
I just made a little joke
it's honestly a bit embarrassing you were sitting behind bars all day
I'm not even a cop
at least i committed to the bit
why are asking game questions in #🎪bruh-fart you dyed carrot
because I asked it in stalker too but nobody answered
cuz the server is full of new players who are morons
thats why Im asking here
yea tell that to your wife fed lover
it literally doesnt say the button
it says the steps to activating it
not the fucking button
towers over you menacingly with a lubed dildo in hand, primed for lethal combat you don't talk like that about ma wife, you hear?
Very protective over the feds hmmm
with Numpad 0 you can go in "noclip mode" and pressing Enter will teleport you wherever you want.
and yes apparently F7 does something too
YOU TAKE HER NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH
or whatever that psycho was shouting
man
that was such a cringe moment
I used to think he's a cool guy
who said anything about noclip?
i literally
You've had worse bz
asked for the button that activates debug
Oh talking about will
not noclip
he's still a cool guy, it's his wife who's cringe
you are tiring, I'm muting you for a while
I mean
wasn't it kinda found out that they're both were acting really gross?
eh
don't wanna get into that
yea
people can be really weird
Issa hollywood
I view it as enjoy the movie, ignore the actors
Can't download it atm, after midnight at best.
i would kiss this man
it's 1:36am but ok 
i can wait
Omw pango
get those jucy lips over here big boi
Which lips do you prefer?
there's multiple? 
Mayhaps
siiiick
Gonna make a lil quickstop first

ay yo
I'm not on your rice field timezone
i know mayo i know 
Thing is my download speed is limited between 19:00 and 23:59, that's how I get a nice internet being cheaper than any others.
I normally get 100Mbits, between those hours, I get 25
i still get 30mb/s at 3am 

You should see Kha's internet 
Bruh we were playing DRG, he created the lobby and it's not dedicated server. My ping was 300 even though it should be like 20 because of distance

whenever i play D2 with pango, the amount of asian names skyrockets for some reason
actually
in EU i get random weaboos, with you i get literal sentences as a name from asians
I'll never forget the sounds of chinese people making in GTA Online lobbies, they always have open mic and slurping something, always.
You just write them "Tiananmen Square 1989" and they dissapear
https://%63%64%6e%2e%64%69%73%63%6f%72%64%61%70%70%2e%63%6f%6d/%61%74%74%61%63%68%6d%65%6e%74%73/%39%39%38%34%37%35%33%38%34%35%30%37%30%38%34%38%32%32/%31%30%30%31%32%35%33%33%39%33%38%30%32%37%34%33%39%32%39/%74%72%69%6d%2e%33%31%42%43%41%43%45%32%2d%34%33%39%37%2d%34%36%45%34%2d%41%30%45%41%2d%45%35%39%35%32%38%38%41%35%30%32%30%2e%6d%6f%76
Black magic
What sorcery is this
Dog, taser, foot?
Not quite the same ring to it
yo guys join gartic phone https://garticphone.com/en/?c=003121dbc2
Wlad approves
you included
ok
Being an idiot is a must for brainfart but these newbloods are 
me trying to keep @slate crown alive

we still kicked that navotussys ass
we..?
It'll speed up the process in one hour but like uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i had my moments 
We'll see who dies fastest when I join 
Downloading the companion app, you'll see how I'm doing soon.
It was too easy I can’t even blame him lmao
The fuck are you
maybe you can get the free reward that'll get you to 1540 too
free levels and 2 exotics
Put up a saw style shotgun trap in the doorway that arms after they pick up the whole bowl

Been a while since logged in and I get some free shit from Prime Gaming once in a while.
Is my item level too low for y'all?
me
Sus
i lov kefurs
Pls just stop
@slate crown you
@lusty sonnet @slate crown What's y'all Steam? Gimme friend code.
added ya
Imagine faking your age fr
Also i had
Trouble with my partner again :>
But it got resolved
Consume their flesh
Kill them.
That one's funny
Thank you, thank you
ypu
I know i can be funny when i am angy
Should i eat cooked then cooled down liver?
Is it their liver
Your moms
My mom does not own livers
But she has a heart
I like this cat in particular
i got skillllz
Truly you should just search for who-ever-the-fuck-is-your-type-gender
Hru?
literally me frfr
yea that's a long story
I bet it’s for tf2 or csgo

I’m right aren’t I

Hello
Gday
Haiiii x3
heyyy! Haaaiii x3 nuzzle
"Hai" actually means "shark" in norwegian
The anime girls have arrived, run
Same for germany

i want one
Literally me
Buy one
Buy one, it is not expensive
I had a small blahaj when i was a kid
SAME
I want ikea shark!!!!!111!!1!11
Ikea Shark and Ikea Bear
I lost my blahaj when on vacation in iceland

If i had the power to nuke those fuckers i would
Fukkin DJUNGELSKOG
Damn them for making me forget him
How much is that in freedom units?
thats ~32 euro/dollar. For european comparison, thats cheap, but i guess vietnamese payment isn't as good
Got my børgær
prices for dongs are going down😭
Hand reveal btw
I can give you my dong
Imagine how my hand would feel on your dong
it's not enough
No homo
no homo
Real Zonetalk tho, which of my dongs.
Giving up is for french people
You're not french, are you?
I would rather kill myself rather then touch someone elses dong
Other then that i am fine
Gotta help out the homies
I will literally stab you
Go ahead, you'd be doing me a favor
Ugh -_#
I will stab you ||with my peenus||
Man
Shush
Yoooooooo Ralsei
Don't care if their room look like that I'd still hit
Not a furry btw


facts
Real
True
Omfg 
That SCREAM
Oh god
I just had something
He was screaming without the S


Gotta get me an autistic touhou fan gf
That's cute 🙂 i like owls proceeds to kill 67 hostages at gunpoint
the fuck is this supposed to accomplish?
Jesus christ
What if i think in music
Then we should go to my place and fugue
What if I don't think?
Then you aren't
Do I win the game?

@abstract path you again
What is it
You
Resident of brainfart
I drew a plant looking like a wish cookie
haha imagine drawing instead of just describing unimaginable horrors

You should draw femboys
Be glad this chat stops me from sending stuff the bot blocks me immediately, they know whats up...
Lmao
Auto bot is cringe
Post a screenshot of what it blocked
Believe me
It's cringe nonetheless
Most trouble makers wouldn't be banned without it
remember when strelok said "it's stalk or be stalked"
It's stalkin time
rabid stalkheads
stalker is so cool, i wish ukraine was real
Don't learn polish
why would i learn polish
Learns russian instead
It's a gateway drug to full blown femboyism
the only thing relating to poland i know is Be My Cat Anne
well actually
?
i hav ebeen learning russian for about a year
ok
i wanted to learn another language and i was watching Bald and Bankrupt at the time
I don't even know the basics 
its p easy for me. idk maybe slavs and celts have an unspoken bond
Or: Steamed Hams but the Aurora Borealis is real
(Read more below!)
Chasing Lights Tour Guides Neil (Superintendent Gary Chalmers) and Thomas (Principal Seymour Skinner) headed out to reenact the famous "Steamed Hams" sketch from the episode "22 Short Films About Springfield" (S:7/E:21). The song played when the Northern Lights are dancing is f...
Neh i was too lazy
So i just didn't for now
Well
I only know some letters
Some words come off similar to polish too
So
Polish deez nuts
I'm going to cheese you
Circumsized people really be missing out on a prime cheese storage
@slate crown the meme was sent by you so, therefore the sound you hear in the meme is also, as you say bugged, now, knowing that l'ets presume i play the meme, and hypotetically i have my audio at max volume on my 2 dollar earphones, saying that, now makes you know i have played the meme you sent and it has that "bug" you mentioned and also the two dollar earphones, with that said that will be a main cause of my eardrum failing to work as normally, making your point invalid, by telling you that i still remain the best artist there is and will proceed to draw even more naked women.
You seem like a fella who likes vore
His whole argument: Destroyed
Not really but if they pay me i can do just fine 
Ay yo I just saw what you posted
👀
Wtf
Floppa is not going nowere
Next time i'll use a brainfart meme to censor my stuff
Bet
Bet
Did he just fucking di
Why would it die
Nerve gas
I really really want to know were the original sound is from lmao
Remember that picture of sandy cheeks where she vacuums a car into her dick
Now you do
You're welcome
Yeah
He aint comin back
We have both peered too far into the abyss
And the abyss has a giant futa cock
The dick that killed god
Text on propane tank "propane"
oh shit that propane???
what about the one with the twin towers 69ing the airplanes
I literally watched a woman try to fill up a garbage bag with gasoline
Based
I feel like I missed out
Look it up
fun diy
Mood
I had one last month after two years
Gotta go kick people out of the train station soon
I will
🤝
Gonna jab combo into uppercut into air grab the junkies there
I farded
Me listening to calm songs from starbound
Kill
@abstract path
True
Falco
Yes
I need you to ping me the next time someone gets muted here

If I'm not here, ping me
Idk if you did today
Ah okay 
But next time someone crosses the line, I got a good vid to send
I'll try to remember to ping you next time
Send it now because I'm curious
Anyone on the new MW2?
Perfect video
#RIPBOZO
Lol
Is it bad I have 2 days playtime on mw2
Username checks out
Hm?
Thank. You

Wow your name is literally made out of the ground

Groundbreaking experiance
The discovery is a hard fact
As hard as WOOD
And i guess that was a bullseye
Sad that it wasn't in my head
War Thunder Ground Breaking Update reference?????????????
Nah I'm just pullin puns rn
Yes, I am wood, I am bird and I am l e a f
🤝
Many thanks
🍋
Still here?
I need you for an experiment
Another one?
Sure ig
I'm gonna mute you for like 10-20 seconds
gets banned
I just need to know (when I unmute you) what you can see
Ses
Fine you're banned
Nooooooooo

I'll unmute you in a bit, I just need to know if you can like see the server at all
Or if you can even see channels
Very well
p!mute @abstract path 1m testing in the field





