🎪bruh-fart

[placid sail]

yeah I've just noticed too

[upbeat bobcat]

You haven't been around, some things changed

[placid sail]

I congratulate you with your official jester appointment

you know have two jobs at once

that makes you twice a functional adult

[real tinsel]

this year is starting to smile at me

[real tinsel]

omg my black and white cat also makes these sounds

he's deaf

[placid sail]

sounds of complete nuclear annihilation in the distance

[real tinsel]

that's a win for me bzeek

i'll be masturbating in the bathroom while the nukes explode

[placid sail]

you can't be a retard in brainfart if everyone is dead and internet is gone

[real tinsel]

then i'll become history

[real tinsel]

everyone AND me is dead

[placid sail]

admit it, you s l u t (fuck you clide)

you enjoy some aspects of life

[real tinsel]

2 maybe

[placid sail]

that's two more than zero

[real tinsel]

i don't know which ones but i'm assuming there should be 2

[placid sail]

checkmate you idiot

you complete buffoon

your life is worth living

[real tinsel]

not after the whole world gets nuked though

[placid sail]

what if you're gonna mutate into a monke

[real tinsel]

i prefer not having to go through negative degrees weather

[placid sail]

very hairy and cold-resistant monke

[real tinsel]

i've read both about nuclear winter and nuclear summer and they don't sound exactly appealing

[placid sail]

wait what is nuclear summer

[upbeat bobcat]

Homeboy thinks he has a choice

[real tinsel]

if i'm to carry the torch of humanity you're all pretty much fucked

[upbeat bobcat]

We are already fucked from start wdym

[real tinsel]

yes but more with me

[upbeat bobcat]

Only cure is annihilation

A finish

[placid sail]

I'm gonna be a cool ass battle fish

https://tenor.com/view/nuclear-throne-guitar-play-fishy-unit-gif-5102662

[real tinsel]

are you trying to tell me to kms

[real tinsel]

you're going to be the closest one to the impact zone bzeek

i think you'll be dust

[upbeat bobcat]

I'm saying we'll be done anyway, with or without you. #🎪bruh-fart message referring to this

[placid sail]

no wait

I'm gonna be a cool ass radioactive rat

[plucky void]

monke vibing to some thrash metal

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/nuclear-throne-mutant-rat-bones-toxic-gif-5102645

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-dancing-rat-dancing-gif-24339527

Never works

[placid sail]

unfortunate insertion disaster

[real tinsel]

of course you'd choose that so you can finally have sex with your favorite rat woman without accidentally murdering her

[placid sail]

what

[plucky void]

you'll never be as cool as cancer mouse

[real tinsel]

what

[upbeat bobcat]

what

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/tragic-sad-cat-murder-happy-raksha-bandhan-gif-14786781

[heady crow]

Wth mayor, bz and khaa being in chat at the same time

[placid sail]

ohhhh you meant music mouse girl

[heady crow]

Brings me back to the good old days

[placid sail]

you psycho

[narrow lotus]

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhY7_KY8gjA

[heady crow]

Nazrin?

[placid sail]

we drove away the newcomers joking about shit and gamer words and reclaimed what is ours

[real tinsel]

they were joking?

i thought it was a genuine conversation

[upbeat bobcat]

They'd never dare

[real tinsel]

i probably gave them too much information

[upbeat bobcat]

Always helps

[placid sail]

we can finally post bateman, gachi and jerma in peace again

[upbeat bobcat]

We boomers of brainfart should be a council

[novel flax]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/885654955401302057/1034336851139506267/20221024_232511.jpg

[upbeat bobcat]

Even you ha

[narrow lotus]

Balls

[heady crow]

Backreading was a good and a bad choice

[placid sail]

the very implication that brainfart is worth reading let alone reading it back is revolting

[lusty sonnet]

@slate crown @heady crow

is time

[heady crow]

Yet ive seen you backread several hours of chat logs

[real tinsel]

he also likes to fuck rats

[slate crown]

bruh i was just about to quit

we back

[placid sail]

you don't have any proofs to make such allegations

[upbeat bobcat]

[lusty sonnet]

i'm doing that master NF with or without you

[heady crow]

Im gonna be real with you im starting to be more sick so cant get on main setup due to things. Ill install d2 on my laptop real quickly

[lusty sonnet]

is ok

Pango carry

[slate crown]

im coming back higher than ever

yea lemme carry

[lusty sonnet]

it's omnigul tho

[upbeat bobcat]

It's all documented

[placid sail]

it's minesweeper time

[lusty sonnet]

no overloads

[hushed marsh]

minesweeper

[placid sail]

what the fuckj

discord

[hushed marsh]

you good?

[slate crown]

yea I'm bringing shotgun for unstoppables

[placid sail]

sorry, my discord just... froze

while I was sending a clip

[wind forum]

if we have a role for brainfart exile can we have one for brainfart elite

[placid sail]

and then everything went FEFPWFEIESORSO3

[upbeat bobcat]

Chill busy we ain't going anywhere

[real tinsel]

he's busy

...fucking rats

[placid sail]

you wrote it yourself you idiot

[real tinsel]

it is documented proof

i documented it

[placid sail]

that's not how proofs work

[lusty sonnet]

i'll go pulse/dmr

[placid sail]

unless you're very powerful or rich

[real tinsel]

who decides how they work

[lusty sonnet]

overload/barrier

[placid sail]

but you're neither

[real tinsel]

i am powerful in my mind

that counts

[hushed marsh]

waltuh, put that molly away waltuh

[slate crown]

yayaya

[placid sail]

@real tinsel you wanna cum instantly

(it's a question)

[real tinsel]

no i prefer edging for at least an hour so it becomes painful to ejaculate

[placid sail]

that works too

observe

[hushed marsh]

dudes got some thighs on him dont he?

[real tinsel]

he's got CAKE

[placid sail]

you're welcome

😌

[hushed marsh]

this is what happens when you catch and eat your own fish

you get ripped

trust me

[real tinsel]

i don't wanna be ripped moon

i prefer being whole

[hushed marsh]

funny

[placid sail]

this is what happens ||when you've scored a movie saga role that will basically persists through it however long the saga will take||

[hushed marsh]

sounds like a pretty good thing

you make tons of money, and your role insists you be jacked

[placid sail]

fuck you clide I'm too lazy to type it again

[hushed marsh]

the hell?

[oblique hearth]

fucboy

[hushed marsh]

which word here is the banned one?

really is it that?

[placid sail]

screwinglad

yup

[hushed marsh]

matingman

[placid sail]

that's f u c k b oy

[plucky void]

being a superhero doesn't require him to be ripped?

Have you seen Aquaman from the comics?

[placid sail]

I talked about a particular role which is not Aquaman

[plucky void]

continue being a cryptic ass, then his most prominent role nowadays is Aquaman

[placid sail]

also comics Aquaman's important point is wearing pants above the skintight suit and looking silly, not being ripped

I was talking about his role in Dune, you old fart

I just didn't want to spoil something to somebody who hasn't read a book

[plucky void]

or watched the movie, right

[hushed marsh]

I only clued in because I love Dune

[plucky void]

because... ya know

[placid sail]

you know what?

[plucky void]

one time gig and all that

[placid sail]

||ohoho my sweet boy... it's not a one time gig at all... just you wait... cackles maniacally||

[plucky void]

well that makes me take dune less seriously now

[hushed marsh]

you can be wrong about something for once man, it wont be the end of you I promise

[plucky void]

This isn't about me being wrong

[placid sail]

your worst take

read the book

NOW.

[plucky void]

it's about ||Goku syndrome||

[placid sail]

cocks gun

[plucky void]

I prefer it when ||dead characters stay dead||

[hushed marsh]

Dune haters -> 🚪

[plucky void]

when did I say I hate Dune tho

[hushed marsh]

I didnt

This is a warning

[plucky void]

y'all getting them panties in two and a half twists

[hushed marsh]

A general warning

[placid sail]

||it's the least weird and unexpected shit in the whole saga, also not as impactful and balance-breaking as you think||

[plucky void]

It undermines the whole concept of... you know, ||dying||

[hushed marsh]

kinda overrated concept anyways

[upbeat bobcat]

||Whole lotta spoiler tags||

[plucky void]

we're writing a SCP article

[quartz saffron]

He back

https://fxtwitter.com/hebeipangzai/status/1584935604046872577?s=46&t=zfgev7wUDjk4wn9GciXu6Q

[hushed marsh]

||If you click on this one you like men||

[placid sail]

||undermining of death in weird ways is one of the vital points of the saga, but don't worry, most of the people dies there anyway||

[placid sail]

you fucker

[plucky void]

apparently there's a Marvel card game

and apparently you have to sacrifice Uncle Ben in order to be able to put Spiderman on the field

[atomic pewter]

That sounds too good to be true

[grizzled meadow]

Guess I need to add it

[abstract path]

Why yall blocking me smh

[grizzled meadow]

Apparently you offended Iedy's birb

How dare you

[abstract path]

Oh, yeah

About that

I was tring to be funny, but failed

[placid sail]

couldn't you like... remove the whole list of the words from the bot and just put the gamer words list?

instead of slowly removing words one by one cos brainfart has a foul mouth

[grizzled meadow]

60 fps and HD, busy comes back in style

[grizzled meadow]

The nibba and nibba variants are already in, that's a separate thing with his own category

Gay is in that list as well IIRC

The list I need to manually modify is another thing

Seriously I would just remove AutoMod completely

Or at least keep it for those words only

Not for fuck and shit

[placid sail]

weird, I thought it's like... currently accepted word and stuff

[hasty dove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/712341103017197628/1034246767912427590/44QMexStyVQ.jpg

[abstract path]

Also DnD: you can revive this character by getting the highest number

[abstract path]

[grizzled meadow]

https://www.nexusmods.com/yakuza4remastered/mods/61?tab=description

[mortal violet]

https://tenor.com/view/arting-siamese-cat-gigachad-ambatukam-ambasing-gif-26293326

[grizzled meadow]

APOLLO

Long time no see ❤️

Now send the gif

[upbeat bobcat]

https://youtu.be/daIaaPlIlZk

[placid sail]

resurrecting a character in DnD is pretty complicated matter, level 7 spell, penalties after resurrection for a while, target has to be dead for no more than a century, they shouldn't have died of old age, they shouldn't be undead, the soul must be free and willing to resurrect, and if the character was dead for more than a year, the caster themselves is having some severe penalties for a while

but you certainly knew that

and didn't just say the first thing that came to your mind

also you don't roll anything for it

[abstract path]

Well idk i was just makin a meme

[placid sail]

also you need a diamond worth at least one thousand gold coins which is consumed in the process

[abstract path]

That....

Makes sense

In a way

[candid axle]

perfection.

[placid sail]

that reminds me

@grizzled meadow I did mention I have a successful human artificer-artillerist (lvl 4) named in your honor, right?

most sane person in the party (most of the time)! and busting some serious damage with his little wooden force ballista on legs!

oh my god

I can totally make a fighter or a barbarian from the north called Bruno Bratwurst who is ripped as fuck and likes to "slay" men

brainfart is treasury of meme names

[hushed marsh]

Peel P50 my beloved

[glad carbon]

Oh shit man

World's dirtiest man died from taking a bath

[stone blade]

I got all the bilboards in forza

in the base map that is

[grizzled meadow]

What and where

[placid sail]

I participate in an ongoing DnD campaign

and I named my character after you: Falco!

[grizzled meadow]

Literally me

[placid sail]

it's as shrimple as that

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-simple-its-shrimple-gif-25735431

[heady crow]

Yall playing on roll20 or what?

[placid sail]

It lagged like crazy for me and the rest of the team

discord would literally turn off for the whole time I move my freaking token

[heady crow]

Web browsers really putting your pc in a knot

[placid sail]

I proposed to try something else, and we've moved to

this, If I'm not mistaken

https://foundryvtt.com/

and it's been a smooth sailing since then

it costs money, but only one need to have it to host a game

works like a charm, AND has more features and much more pleasant to use overall

[heady crow]

Glad you found a work around then. Roll20 worked well for me when i dabbled with a few oneshots and a start of a campaign

[heady crow]

this conversation has been sponsored by foundry virtual tabletop. Use the link down below to get 17% off

[placid sail]

yeah roll20 is doable, but we just chiped in for a modest sum and went for a very convenient alternative

[heady crow]

Ya better this way

[placid sail]

AND ONLY NOW

BY USING A PROMO CODE "BRAINFART"

YOU CAN GET A 20% DISCOUNT ON YOUR OWN COPY OF THE VIRTUAL TABLETOP

[heady crow]

Chad would be to do some tabletop action irl but its hard enough to get 5 ppl to have 2 hours available once a week at the same time online

[placid sail]

to be fair, irl was better

[hushed marsh]

I would if I wasnt already playing one

[placid sail]

fighting part fares even better online, but social part got harder and worse

but you know

since part of the party is trying not to get mobilised and sent to die for some insane bullshit, we do what we can

[hushed marsh]

I would wish you best of luck, but Im not sure how comforting that would be

[heady crow]

Ay you keep the ball Rolling better than my group

Dont even remember why we stopped that one campaign after a few sessions

[placid sail]

appreciated anyway

[placid sail]

guess it didn't stick

cos like, we got weird pauses because somebody is sick, busy, swatted by a car flying through the window at 3 am

[hushed marsh]

It always sucks that the most I can do, you know? But I wont get all like topical

[placid sail]

but eventually everyone is going PLAY PLAY WHEN'S THE NEXT GAME

[heady crow]

I remember the dms Lil bro having an outbreak and getting put into jail but dk if it was the only reason

[heady crow]

[hushed marsh]

Some TTRPGS also make me want to go mental

I understand it

[heady crow]

Can you expand on the car part bz

You got me intriqued

[placid sail]

if there's a new day, there's a new campaign, as long as you want to play more

[placid sail]

little things can go long way, don't worry about it

[hushed marsh]

I know this is a funny haha meme channel, but I hope you do know I care for some of you

[heady crow]

Ya and in the end i wasnt all that interested. Was fun to try it out properly so i dont get a feeling of missing out

[placid sail]

it was a random bullshit I spun on the spot to intrigue you lol, it was mostly people getting busy with jobs, sick and mundane stuff like that

hehe

[hushed marsh]

Its hard to not see the people behind the screens sometimes

[placid sail]

fair enough!

[heady crow]

Awww. I was thinking something cool happened. But ye i get what you are saying

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwDi3ZYxWbo

[heady crow]

That seems agressively neutral 😭

[hushed marsh]

I would have assumed it was a drunk driver or something

its concerning how many times people actually do end up driving into buildings

[placid sail]

haha nooo, don't worry hides his dagger behind his back with malicious intent

[heady crow]

Yeah yeah ok ok

[placid sail]

🔪

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow

[heady crow]

[hushed marsh]

its too scary to watch

[grizzled meadow]

It's like watching the whole movie with all the editing I've seen

[heady crow]

Id imagine this is how me and bz would communicate on the opposing sides of the trench

Just pictures of cartoon frogs with guns

[hushed marsh]

Winter War 2 just dropped

[heady crow]

New expansion

Inb4 germans come in for a second try at burning down lapland

Got to 40% last time

[hushed marsh]

I know one obscure fact about Lapland

and its that there is an FC Santa Claus in Rovaniemi

[heady crow]

That is bcs Santa Claus lives in lapland

Gnomes gotta represent

[hushed marsh]

So do I leave spirits out for him instead? I think Ive been doing it wrong

if Santa is Finnish

[placid sail]

I wake up in the trench during the night and recognise the face of Bruno in the darkness before me
In the infinitely small moment I can't decide if I should grab my knife or his cock
time almost stands still
aggressive and very passionate flamenco track plays in the background

something like this

https://youtu.be/m1nYWZ-c1_Y

[heady crow]

Some dry rye bread and cheap spirits always does the job

[hushed marsh]

See this is the kinda cultural exchange Im glad I have the internet for

[heady crow]

Even got the track ready on copy paste 😭

[heady crow]

The next step is to exhange slightly more expensive bottles of alcohol

[hushed marsh]

I think we did that with Denmark actually for the longest time

Over that island near Greenland

[placid sail]

a soldier must always be ready...

[placid sail]

goddamit why I always reply to wrong shit

[hushed marsh]

The Danish and Canadian navies would occasionally take each other's flags down but leave domestically made alcohol

[heady crow]

Ahagahahhaa yeah i remember reading about that

Great banter

[heady crow]

Blame discord mobile

[placid sail]

freaking discord mobile, man

[hushed marsh]

Discord started outsourcing it, and it got a lot worse

[placid sail]

I'm using pc version right now, but goddamn, fix your mobile version already smh

[heady crow]

Ikr

[placid sail]

it's certainly not me being a retard

discord smh my head

[hushed marsh]

its never your fault, its something else's fault come on you know this

[heady crow]

There there
Youre not retarded just mordorian

[placid sail]

truuuue

[heady crow]

We are brothers in alcoholism and sauna

[grizzled meadow]

Sad fact: the Dracula cat is dead

[placid sail]

I unironically like both

[heady crow]

Also a finnish guy thought i was russian when we were playing darktide bcs i mentioned sauna

[placid sail]

huh

[hushed marsh]

Or, Forests and Lakes

also works

[heady crow]

First thurston and now this

[hushed marsh]

Kabosu is still alive, not all is lost yet

[heady crow]

Me too. Best place to drink is in a cottage with a sauna away from civilisation

Theres the possibility of burning down the sauna but its in our culture

[hushed marsh]

The added danger makes it more enjoyable

[placid sail]

jumping in snow afterwards

[heady crow]

Need some context on this aka your nationality

[hushed marsh]

The tension between you two is fun

Have you kissed each other yet?

[heady crow]

Or alternatively a hole cut into the frozen lake

[barren spade]

Nvm I will remove my statement cus it’s stupid

[grizzled meadow]

No balls

[barren spade]

Wha-

[placid sail]

the secret ingredient is sexual tension and homoerotica

[heady crow]

Maybe if we could go over the border to each others countries

[hushed marsh]

Its really cute, I hope you know

[barren spade]

🏳️‍🌈=😎

[placid sail]

I'm sorry Bruno, I really am

but I'm a taken man now

[heady crow]

Unironically would be booming to go to ruksia by train and from there to central europe

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-gif-23674110

[barren spade]

Eyo what’s your nationality

[hushed marsh]

Id visit Europe if flights werent like

1200$

[heady crow]

Finnish

[barren spade]

NICE

Am Norwegian

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/fiilismies-olut-beer-finland-finland-flag-gif-24907271

[heady crow]

Best choice of nationality from Skandinavia. Based

[placid sail]

one dedicated Finn allowed to show his emotions and bother others on a match

[hushed marsh]

I have to support finland because they are a country where ice hockey is popular, Its mandatory

[heady crow]

Do tell me whos the Lucky Girl tho bz

[hushed marsh]

Girl?

[barren spade]

SAYS THE FINN, tbh Finland and Norway are like wery good countries

[placid sail]

that made me fucking cackle

A GIRL?? BUT

[hushed marsh]

Dw, Ive been seeing one a lot more recently too

[heady crow]

Still no answer
Starting to think bzs current relationship status is only muddled to stop my advances

[placid sail]

I appreciate the raw energy and aesthetics of gachi, but I'm a simple and pathetic hetero guy

apologies for possible disappointment

[hushed marsh]

Funny enough, I was actually more into men back when I was also a man, but went the other way over time

[heady crow]

The last straight White guy in #🎪bruh-fart

[hushed marsh]

Im guess Im hard coded homosexual

[placid sail]

pretty sure we have a sleeping cell of whitest hetero boys possible here

regularly thinned out by them being banned for gamer words and dubious political/racist clips

[hushed marsh]

YOU BEAT ME TO IT

IM PISSED I was gonna talk about how its those guys

[placid sail]

😎 a dash of flamenco plays again

always a step ahead...

[heady crow]

Our sheer queerness and falco acting as our shield against slightly homophobic stalker fans

[hushed marsh]

Falco is an ally

[lusty sonnet]

[hushed marsh]

Falco gets the Q pass

[heady crow]

Random ares spawn?

[placid sail]

ares should be chill, battle brother's asshole was the way to go back in his time

[lusty sonnet]

am I?

[heady crow]

Why you gotta make me cackle at midnight

[heady crow]

Idk, are you?

[lusty sonnet]

most likely not

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/my-job-here-is-done-gif-22049645

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/86-lena-cry-sad-stress-gif-21480848

[lusty sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/twewy-the-world-ends-with-you-すばらしきこのせかい-neku-coffee-gif-22057162

[hushed marsh]

Chillin 😎

[slim osprey]

Got tired of them liberals

[hushed marsh]

polar bears cant be racist, its not true :(

[slim osprey]

Bro look at him

He's completely white

[hushed marsh]

NO

[heady crow]

Then goshdarm libtards

[slim osprey]

Of course he's racist

[hushed marsh]

ITS NOT TRUE

[slim osprey]

He kills black bears for fun

[heady crow]

So wait me experiencing 2 hours of sunlight during the winter makes me even more racist?

[slim osprey]

Idk

I love you too much you can't be racist

[heady crow]

😳😳🥴🥴

[heady crow]

Sexy boyy

[hushed marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/368937113611403266/816849015953686589/video0.mp4

[heady crow]

Me

[hushed marsh]

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/addiKCsUXW_5mGNlaW2bMIJT8PajDwBWJPokQfX13Hs/%3Fformat%3Djpg%26name%3Dsmall/https/pbs.twimg.com/media/FZKmzDnXoAEusFi

[slim osprey]

Trans community council

[slim osprey]

🤨

[hushed marsh]

baby

[heady crow]

1 sauce packet long

[hushed marsh]

1 sause

[heady crow]

Why do you guys have to post absolute heat at this time of the night

[slim osprey]

I open twitter at this hour

[slim osprey]

Cats are already demons

[hushed marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/727007270323355659/1033558006455087156/unknown.png

[slim osprey]

Man I need to go fishing again

[hushed marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/334559751243300874/1034350617520521296/video0.mp4

[heady crow]

Same. Thankfully winter is coming so can go ice fishing again

[slim osprey]

How about instead of catching fish you catch me bro

[hushed marsh]

woa holy shit

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/yeison-gif-26182240

[severe linden]

Cut hole in ice and fish comes out. A true mystery of the world

[hushed marsh]

infinite fish glitch

[severe linden]

[hushed marsh]

He's just like me fr

[heady crow]

Just like me fr

[slim osprey]

He can't be like you

He's like me

No wait

We are all like each other

🤝

[hushed marsh]

the council has decided

[dreamy hornet]

[hushed marsh]

we are all like him fr

[slim osprey]

We are like him fr

[hushed marsh]

If this happens Ill become an eco terrorist for real

[slim osprey]

Count me in too

[drifting lake]

https://vxtwitter.com/xaniken/status/1584792389189005313?s=46&t=g0815_4Khcvdl-lw-ylLdQ
whos up for some of my famous Stalker Soup?

[reef anchor]

Galil soup

[heady crow]

Me and @slim osprey

[slim osprey]

Fr fr

There are so many literally me characters

Please, I can only have so many split personalities

[slim osprey]

He's just like me

[dreamy hornet]

y'all ok?

[fierce jay]

[dreamy hornet]

[reef anchor]

Me

[drifting lake]

its not about being ok, its about appearing ok

[dreamy hornet]

Appearing ok is over rated

[drifting lake]

ong only women complain about this shit

[dreamy hornet]

You'd be surprised

[drifting lake]

also im a 6'2 scottish man so shrek LITERALLY is me

[drifting lake]

can someone make an obese patrick batemen but call him fatrick gapesmen

[slim osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/399228355066724353/1034582536459919400/redditsave.com_what_the-f32bkerpcar81.mp4

[drifting lake]

get called a mean word
kick their window in
my shoesize is bigger than his iq

[fierce jay]

don't zenzen me, how'd you do that

[fierce jay]

that kick was majestic tho

[drifting lake]

it was

that form goddam

[onyx birch]

Kitten tech tips

[drifting lake]

linus meth tips

[drifting lake]

wait ive been looking for an edit of that having to do with the cycle of rebirth from buddhism

[drifting lake]

oop i found it nvm

[drifting lake]

consider this

theyve stopped production of Blahaj

therefore, this is the destruction of a precious commodity

this individual must be prosecuted for his crimes

[fierce jay]

When the

[lusty sonnet]

@heady crow D2 dlcs are on sale

[drifting lake]

destiny 2?

[lusty sonnet]

yes

[drifting lake]

ok but sunsetting

[lusty sonnet]

ok but care

[heady crow]

Blew money at the capital last weekend and gotta buy darktide. Might buy the newest one

[lusty sonnet]

aight skipping D2 then too

[heady crow]

Wow ok

Thanks alot ig

[drifting lake]

yea care about buying something thatll be taken away later

[hushed marsh]

They've stopped doing that

[drifting lake]

why did they even start then

istg i dont get bungie

[grizzled meadow]

This video literally dropped Android 12 on my phone, thank you

[hushed marsh]

No idea, it seemed easy to stop

[lusty sonnet]

man not up to speed are you huh

[drifting lake]

no i stopped when they said "yea no raid for season of the worth fuck yall lol"

[drifting lake]

cuz GoS was literally the worst raid ever, and id have to wait over 6 months total for a new one

[lusty sonnet]

good to know who i'm dealing with now

[drifting lake]

i was a top 1% raider

[heady crow]

Atleast he isnt complaining about lootboxes

[grizzled meadow]

Now that's a nice edit

[grizzled meadow]

Also 4 GB, rip

[drifting lake]

shadowkeep in general was just a huge flop

[heady crow]

Slowly getting back on sigma tok

[drifting lake]

and the reviews for witch queen are still good so idk i might get back in

[lusty sonnet]

oh he can be

[heady crow]

Seemingly so

[lusty sonnet]

has the same IQ

[heady crow]

Meh id say aldo is smarter than him

[drifting lake]

the lootboxes literally werent at all a problem

they were just cosmetic

[lusty sonnet]

mm yea, but stretching it a bit

[heady crow]

@slim osprey

[drifting lake]

but yea try staying interested in the game when you only care bout pve (unless iron banner) after the lackluster season of dawn, then seeing season of the worthy will have shit all pve

[oblique hearth]

bruh 💀

[slim osprey]

I don't need schizo slideshows to go insane at 3AM

[slim osprey]

I do it on my own like a real sigma

[heady crow]

Yayaya. Anyways ill prolly buy the newest dlc. Got that one guy with 1400 hours to play with

Since you only seem to play with pango nowadays

:(

[lusty sonnet]

never online

[oblique hearth]

on a shitty device

[lusty sonnet]

i'll probs buy some other game then to keep me busy for a few months

[drifting lake]

wait witch queen's reviews are actually p bad

[heady crow]

Yayaya. Got interest in darktide?

Ill hop onto that when it launches atleast

[lusty sonnet]

the l4d 40k game?

nah not really

[drifting lake]

i hear a lot of people talking about darktide from multiple areas

its def gonna have a healthy launch crowd

[lusty sonnet]

got a beta key for The First Descendant so might fuck around there or vibe in OW2 till December

[drifting lake]

ow2

[drifting lake]

bro they just made you buy overwatch and skins all over again

[slim osprey]

Bro you alright? Want a hug?

[fierce jay]

Fr ong omm 100% bet 💯

[lusty sonnet]

game is free and skins literally werent at all a problem
they were just cosmetic

[plucky void]

idk the general sentiment from people playing the beta is summed up by the word "underwhelming"

[lusty sonnet]

kid reads and believes what he wants

[plucky void]

also it's not like the game needs millions of people anyways

also also

[plucky void]

what

[lusty sonnet]

it's like account migration and it being free is fake news

[drifting lake]

i mean thats the point of a beta, to make sure it gets better at launch

[heady crow]

I already got a network of ppl from vt2 to play dt with thankfully. More will join when the playerbase matures

[drifting lake]

underwhelming is one of the best things a beta can be

atleast its functional

[plucky void]

it was a glorified demo, not a beta

[drifting lake]

then dont call it a beta

[plucky void]

like most "betas" in this day and age

[lusty sonnet]

i see :)

[drifting lake]

well yea a beta isnt supposed to have the full experience all the time

[midnight tree]

Beta males

Smh my heaf

[heady crow]

Was in response to mbo about the game not needing a large playerbase

[drifting lake]

i mean a beta by definition is a demo

[plucky void]

Me too, and as long as it doesn't have mandatory matchmaking (like the "beta" had) I'll be happy playing with my 2 buddies
Never needed to fill all player slots in any co-op game

[drifting lake]

but more so a demonstration on what the product could become

[plucky void]

no, "beta" comes from beta test
it's a test build
a demo is a demo. An incomplete version of the commercial game for demonstration purposes

very different applications

[drifting lake]

semantics, dont care

[plucky void]

then don't discuss it?

you're the one who came here tossing the "beta definition"

[drifting lake]

i brought it up yea

[plucky void]

trying to correct me

[drifting lake]

but im not gonna discuss it further

so yea im not gonna

thats why i said i dont care

big brain activity

[lusty sonnet]

google does not make a man smarter, proven once again

[drifting lake]

i can mention it in passing

[plucky void]

well I can only say you're part of the reason why game companies call demos "betas"

for some reason, calling it a demo attracts less attention

[drifting lake]

"youre part of the problem" lol. lmao

[plucky void]

rofl even

[atomic pewter]

Even though demos are incredibly based and will help sell a game

[plucky void]

I can understand why Darktide called it a beta instead tho

[drifting lake]

some betas are demos but not all betas are made to demo a game

[drifting lake]

ig thats a btter way of putting it

[atomic pewter]

And then you got shit like 7 Days to Die and ARK who feel like eternal betas

[plucky void]

No toggle ADS
no mouse sensitivity slider
a lot of essential FPS features/options that Vermintide 2 had, this one doesn't. And this game definitely uses the Vermintide engine

[heady crow]

The dt beta we had was just a test pretty much. Next one will be a beta

[plucky void]

If the beta weeeknd were advertised as a demo, people would think the finished game would be identical (ie lacking these options/features) and would be turned off by it

[drifting lake]

those are just bad games the devs refuse to admit are complete

also ark 2 is a thing

[plucky void]

with vin diesel

[atomic pewter]

...What ?

[plucky void]

because for some reason vin diesel loves ark

[drifting lake]

and is starring vin fucking diesel

[heady crow]

Still got same exact bugs as vt2 so yeah

[atomic pewter]

I mean 7 days to die is at least fun

[drifting lake]

it looks like horse shit ong

[atomic pewter]

ARK is the most monstrous waste of computer space ever

[fading shuttle]

is it just me, or did the melee combat feel less satisfying

[drifting lake]

7 days to die looks like a mobile game

[fading shuttle]

in DT

[wind forum]

It actually does look fun

[plucky void]

yes, because it's a carbon copy of VT2's

[atomic pewter]

Of course 7 days looks like shit, I didn't say it looked amazing

[wind forum]

Considered playing it once

[plucky void]

no improvements, no innovations in any aspect

[atomic pewter]

It looks like shit but I still enjoy playing it

[heady crow]

Less cleave and more boring attack patterns

[plucky void]

"don't fix if it ain't broke" sure
but don't tell me VT2's melee is perfect

[fading shuttle]

i love vermintides cus it felt smooth, this one felt very clunky

[heady crow]

For some reason you could dodge endlessly in dt tho

[plucky void]

40k humans are built different

or maybe they forgot to implement the dodge fatigue

[fading shuttle]

also what role is the guardsman supposed to fulfill? he doesnt have the specialist damage and his guns dont pierce armored enemies

[plucky void]

which is... funny, considering the stamina bar

[plucky void]

you answered your own question

[fading shuttle]

no i didnt you sarcastic fuck

[plucky void]

yes you did

he doesn't have specialist damage
his gun doesn't pierce armored enemies

what else is there? trash

he kills trash

[fading shuttle]

he isnt even good at that

the others still do that better

[plucky void]

also I found him to be pretty good against unarmored specials. Killed plenty of hounds, snipers and bombers

[atomic pewter]

There's a reason why everybody plays the psyker and ogryn

[fading shuttle]

they really made my favorite archetype, the average soldier, your markus kruber dogshit

[plucky void]

his automatic shotgun is a delicious thing

[heady crow]

My exact thought during the beta too

[plucky void]

well it is an average soldier

[plucky void]

I liked playing the Ogryn more though, not gonna lie

[fading shuttle]

a veteran soldier with annoying as hell aim sway

[plucky void]

he's just tired

[heady crow]

I only played zealot and psyker to test out how important he is

[plucky void]

this is why I fucking hate Reddit

[fierce jay]

Man broke the sound barrier

[plucky void]

I create a thread asking for help, 200 people see it and no one actually helps

[heady crow]

@slim osprey imagine fight club but we kiss cute boys (us) instead

[atomic pewter]

Friend of mine played the DT closed beta and says in his experience, every class except the soldier feels great

He too really likes the Ogryn

[plucky void]

I feel like half the game is reskinned vt2

psyker is identical to sienna
zealot is very similar to saltzpyre

ogryn is like an inverted Bardin

(I even picked Bardin's voice for it )

veteran is Markus after 300h in call of duty

[fading shuttle]

idk, game feels overpriced for what its gonna be, probably wont get it cus guardsman sucks

[plucky void]

I feel the same way, mostly

doubt I'll buy the game anytime soon

[heady crow]

Ye i expected for psyker and ogryn to be similiar but the rest were a bit of a disappointment

Zealot is legit just saltzs third career

[lusty sonnet]

40 bucks for dt tho

[fading shuttle]

should be around 30ish euro

[plucky void]

I'd buy it if it were 30

[drifting lake]

man warhammer is like the berserk of videogames

just keeps getting the shit end of the stick

[lusty sonnet]

i'd maybe get it if it was 15

[plucky void]

Total Warhammer 1 and 2 were great

unfortunately it appears TW3 was rushed

[drifting lake]

i mean from what ive heard is the majority of warhammer games are subpar

[plucky void]

yes, they are

but the good ones are really good

[drifting lake]

and beserk only has 1 good animated adaptation

out of like 5

[fading shuttle]

also why tf do they plan on launching with only the 4 base classes, and add the subclasses later

[plucky void]

two bruh 😦

the og anime and the golden age arc films

[drifting lake]

but the og was short as shit

[plucky void]

yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeah.

it was.

[atomic pewter]

TW3 is that immortal empires ?

[drifting lake]

the movies were fuckinng baller tho

[plucky void]

total warhammer 3 has the immortal empires game mode, yeah

[atomic pewter]

Oh ok

I like TWH2 the most because it added Khemri as a playable faction

[heady crow]

Gw just gives the license to anyone hence all the shit warhammer games

Total war and vt are Diamonds in a sea of shit

[plucky void]

I don't remember any other Warhammer fantasy games

other than idk

Dark Omen on the playstation

🧓

then 40k had Dawn of War and Space Marine

Mechanicus is... decent

Space Hulk is one of my guilty pleasures. I know it's not good but I like it anyway.

Then there's stuff like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsirLOXA-lU

[ornate tulip]

CUZ GREEN IS BESTEST!

[plucky void]

STOMP DA HUMIES

too bad it's such a short game

[drifting lake]

what if bethesda made a warhammer game

[glad carbon]

Stop

[drifting lake]

or 343 made a warhammer game

[glad carbon]

Nothing good would happen

They can't even keep halo alive and that's their flagship

[fading shuttle]

a bethesda warhammer fantasy game would be a fun timewaster and thats all

[drifting lake]

ik, just curious how horrendous it could be

[drifting lake]

because halo doesnt belong to 343

they didnt make it

they dont get credit

theyre riding bungie's coattail

[glad carbon]

They worked on it enough

[drifting lake]

yea and every halo game by 343 is worse than the worst halo by bungie

[glad carbon]

😴

[drifting lake]

you cant tell me halo is good after reach

i played 4 and 5, you cant lie to me

[quartz saffron]

How long is this game

[heady crow]

Not very long

[plucky void]

3 hours tops

[slim osprey]

They exist

They are called femboys

Me and @heady crow

[urban ocean]

https://loginportal.funnyjunk.com/hdgifs/The+assassin+is+coming_fec27b_9977958.mp4

[glad carbon]

That's to tranq streakers

👲🏿

[abstract path]

Based

[drifting lake]

thats no tranq

[swift scarab]

Non-Lethal is a mild suggestion

Lethal is a guaranteed deterrent

[glad carbon]

Any round tranquilzes a target, some just less aggressively

🦧

[abstract path]

Why is noita such chaos

[drifting lake]

like that one chief of police said: A criminal shot dead is a lot less likely to reoffend

[glad carbon]

Mods

[abstract path]

Such pain

So much siffering

But also so much to experiment with

[glad carbon]

Cops love shooting people

[drifting lake]

watch yourself on that edge

[glad carbon]

Criminal or not they deserve a fair trial

🦧

[drifting lake]

in this case the guy killed a cop and then was shot dead in a standoff against police

[glad carbon]

Big outta context quote though

[drifting lake]

fair

but youre still generalizing

which helps no one

[glad carbon]

Ok

[drifting lake]

you know there was atleast 1 woman who let him hit

94? there had to be atleast 1

[upbeat bobcat]

I wouldn't be surprised tbh, there should be a lot women who likes dirty men.

And dirtiest?

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh

[drifting lake]

and he is the buddah himself

[abstract path]

Any ideas of which to put

[upbeat bobcat]

He's like a god tier

[plucky void]

he lived in isolation, probably never even saw women for most of his life

[glad carbon]

Dude if he hits she's gonna have the worst UTI in the world

[upbeat bobcat]

You'd think

[drifting lake]

whats it like?

[upbeat bobcat]

Someone's speaking from experience

[abstract path]

I agree.

[glad carbon]

Look at too rated on workshop

Top

[drifting lake]

eh they probably just poured water and rubbed it with a sponge or w/e

[glad carbon]

Do you think he washes his hands

[abstract path]

So i wouldn't know

[upbeat bobcat]

We don't speak non-retail here. Discord is sensitive

[drifting lake]

double kill

[abstract path]

Very well

[plucky void]

you tell me

[upbeat bobcat]

I'm serious tho, not fucking around. Since this is a server that takes attention atm and it's public, it might endanger it. All the things we do does but still lmao

[abstract path]

Well i don't quite look outside much

[hidden patio]

You know. I was reminiscing on the old times. Can we all ping @grizzled meadow for nostalgia?

[upbeat bobcat]

@grizzled meadow

[plucky void]

ew ffxiv emote

[abstract path]

@grizzled meadow

[upbeat bobcat]

[abstract path]

I'll be more cautious about such stuff in the future, thanks

[upbeat bobcat]

[abstract path]

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/ffxiv-gif-20841713

[plucky void]

now that's just casus belli

[abstract path]

MAN

I was sleepy like

Half an hour ago

[drifting lake]

"i know you are but what am i"

[abstract path]

Now I'm not anymore

[plucky void]

I am Yu

[upbeat bobcat]

I was taking my social anxiety meds after waking up before and noticed that I'm hella zombie when I wake up, now tried taking it before sleeping and now my sleeping schedule is more consistent, I sleep less and I wake up much comfortable, clear mind.

[abstract path]

Ohnestly i should just close my eyes

I feel like I'll sleep anyway once i do

[upbeat bobcat]

Then do wtf

[plucky void]

marked one, what the hell

[slim osprey]

I will ping both you and @grizzled meadow

[abstract path]

Yye just

Gn ig

[drifting lake]

wait @hidden patio who am i supposed to ping

[upbeat bobcat]

nini

[hidden patio]

Ping @grizzled meadow Until he wakes up and comes down to end us all.

[drifting lake]

ok @hidden patio thank you

[slim osprey]

@grizzled meadow would never do that

[upbeat bobcat]

@grizzled meadow

[drifting lake]

why is your shit white??

[hidden patio]

Yes my friends. REBEL AGAINST YOUR KING. DRAG HIM FROM HIS THRONE OF LIES @grizzled meadow

[upbeat bobcat]

New Nitro feature

[hidden patio]

Apparently im cool XD. No idea why

[midnight tree]

White boy

[drifting lake]

hey where have i seen that

[plucky void]

more senseless cosmetic features by our furry MAP overlords

[drifting lake]

god i hate discord devs

[hidden patio]

Oh wow. Really?

Thats irritating.

[drifting lake]

lets go back to skype guys, give it another chance

[slim osprey]

Didn't skype have a bigger limit for sharing files instead of the shitty 8mb discord does?

[upbeat bobcat]

Yeah go back and listen to my background zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[south brook]

are black ppl in stalker banned?

[drifting lake]

i already hear it from your walls

[drifting lake]

yknow how in horror movies black people notice when to gtfo quicker than white people?
same thing probably

[south brook]

i noticning 0 black people in stalker

iassumed theyre banned?

[drifting lake]

only slavs are mental enough to traverse the zone and live

cheeki breeki iv damske

me and @upbeat bobcat

[hidden patio]

Nope. Not even a little. However its a game in eastern europe, made by eastern europian devs.

[south brook]

ok i assume all the black ppl turned into mutants

thx for clear up

[atomic pewter]

Imagine if stalker had been made by balkans developers

[drifting lake]

Italian stalker

[plucky void]

🤌

[drifting lake]

find-a the spinning meatball artifact in the mama mia anomaly

[atomic pewter]

Instead of zombies it’s angry moms that beat you with rolling pins

[drifting lake]

and uncles looking to "borrow" some money

[atomic pewter]

Isn’t that just sidorovich but more honest ?

[drifting lake]

nah but they got leather slappers

and theyll knock your shit in

[atomic pewter]

So would that make them snorks or bloodsuckers ?

[drifting lake]

blood suckers

snorks are the coke addicts that owe money to your uncle

[atomic pewter]

[drifting lake]

thry look the same

[hushed marsh]

those snork hands though, pretty tasty

[drifting lake]

bro

lemme just ask

have you ever seen a snork with toilet paper?

[atomic pewter]

Wh-

[hushed marsh]

i havent seen anyone in the zone with toilet paper

[drifting lake]

toilet paper also comes in small cubes

its what militaries use so i asusme theyd be in the zone

[atomic pewter]

Why do I suddenly have that one fire anomaly coming out of a toilet come to mind

[hushed marsh]

the taco bell anomaly

[atomic pewter]

Lol imagine if there had been a pair of boots in front of the toilet as a joke

[drifting lake]

how much do you think stalker caca goes for on the black market?

[atomic pewter]

[hushed marsh]

[atomic pewter]

Intrusive thoughts have won, I see

[drifting lake]

its gotta be worth something to the right people

[drifting lake]

ive decided to accept my fate as a slave to impulse

i dont fight it

i mean it wouldnt be the first time scientist collected poop from a strange group of people to test it out

https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/sciadv.1500183

they literally stole shit

[upbeat bobcat]

Dead chat

[grizzled meadow]

Too bad I don't get notifications on my phone...

[hidden patio]

Ill ask blood to build a falco brain chip for your next upgrade and that way you can always hear your subjects XD

[upbeat bobcat]

Maaaaaaaaaaaaan existing is such a bother

[echo slate]

In the vanilla games there aren't any women, that doesn't mean the devs were misogynists.

[echo slate]

dang bro, this hits close to home, I should do speed

[quartz saffron]

I can’t decide if it’s my shitty work ethic or I have ADHD

I should probably go to doctor to see if I’m just a lazy piece of shit

https://twitter.com/onlywaifu/status/1584762585517154305?s=46&t=Lan7AZV9O1UpIQX5RJFbDw

OnlyWaifu (@OnlyWaifu)

VaatiVidya better explain this one

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Twitter · Oct 25, 2022, 4:23 AM

[upbeat bobcat]

I wonder if our kind of laziness is normal, yes I know some of us had comfortable lives, finding food when come home, hot water is always available, rent is not much of an issue and overall stability but on the other hand, city life and the stress it brings to some people maybe just because it's being you are living in overpopulated areas, tryna doing things you can't but forced to because your family did, putting those in schedule half of your life really puts another weight on your psyche. ADHD can be built from many things, lot of people suffer from it but most find a way to cope, some can't and suffer furthermore. Psychology is a fucked up thing.

[south brook]

i talkin bout black ppls

[stone blade]

gmorningbh

[urban ocean]

It's even worse

[wind forum]

Water too cold

[stone blade]

he was too based to shower

he was on that sigma grindset

mf didnt have no time for water

[urban ocean]

Man imagine this shit.
Grow up
Something tragic happens
Imustavoidwateratallcosts.jpg
Successfully avoid water for 70 years
Live a happy life
Some yuppie convinces you to bathe
Death

Mother fucker literally said "Fuck your western culture and medicine, I'm cosplay as PigPen"

And then the experience of actually cleaning yourself was lethal

[upbeat bobcat]

I wonder how it felt after all those years

[stone blade]

that's why he based

[plucky void]

and the game is not over smh

guess I"ll have to kill life

[vast venture]

Hey fellas uh I kinda found something in grandpas record collection that we found only AFTER he died

[glad carbon]

wtf

https://tenor.com/view/afraid-dog-pup-puppy-hiding-gif-17297710

[vast venture]

You don’t suppose that’s authentic do ya

[glad carbon]

frame that shit

[stone blade]

who cares

[glad carbon]

him, duh

[stone blade]

[vast venture]

You realize a real Elvis signature is thousands of dollars right…Worth more than gold if real