#🎪bruh-fart
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Both is good
glug glug glug
i feel the name Grug would really compliment my autistic nature
Both but
More idiotic then hilarious
grug is our word but you can say grugga
Gae
i just want people to have low expectations of me just from hearing my name
You could name yourself Kyle and it would do the same thing
Kris and crystal kinda do be sounding similar tho ngl
Chad McGee
sounds like a fighting game man
Usually when I hear about male Karen’s their name is either really generic, or Kyle
Juan
Nah, too Hispanic
Hernando
kylen
one syllable names go
Bob
John
morb
Karl 
Kärl
Perry
Frank
Jimbo
Hm
Death for you
there's several people in norway named "Å"
beer
Kai
Ses
Sans
its not general, spam memes twitter drama seeker ass mf
Looking up sans in the gif finder today was a bad idea
Sorry only here for the sausages
ye the undertale fandom gets a bit weird at times
And the food
That’s a bit of an understatement
god damn i gotta heat up some sausages
The voices
they call out
the horses
S O S I G
imma go eat something
jesus fucking christ the sosig
fucking hell i need sosig
i had a phase in my life where i made that meme my life in some server
like 5 years ago
Sosig McGee?
Is expensive
yeah
hmmmmst
shit was cash tbh
SANDU CIORBA POOOOG
Gods, I am sorry. I have abandoned you. I have found another, one who is far more worthy of my worship than any of you have ever been. His name? It’s sosig.
Tbh
To me
To how our body reacts to cannibalism i call "biologically proven sinner"
well this is really out of the blue
Believe me
no
I am a creature of the shadows
that sounds like some transphobic term
And i will disappear out of it again
True
Then again
Don't eat human flesh :v
well
if my body knows what is a cardinal sin or not then i guess eating some types of fish is a sin
Listen
our bodies like the taste of our bodies so
hydrochloric acid is a sin, it must be, my stomach doesnt like it
chocolate is a sin but only if i eat a lot of it in a short amount of time
Man
i eat a lot of chocolate
sinner
Shitposting making serious messages literally look fun
Both are homosexual
they are dating
Good for them
i spend most of my time shitposting both in real life and online
i haven't had a serious conversation in a long time
i spend most of my time in that mfkin GREEN
University takes all of my serious attention, I dont have any left over for anything else
so fkcin tru
thankfully talking to the silly queer people in your computer needs no seriousness
i love my puter, its got all my friends in it
i still wonder why the bot doesent like the other word for homosexual
i am not queer i am quirky
I can see that
🤝
i love my puter, it has all the pirated software and memes folders on it
Damn
Why you gotta be so personal

Too many edgelords from Serbia tried to make people upset with it I assume
broother, get da lemp
Lämp?
peder*
or which one
i gotta get out more tbh
oooh the g one
yes
serbian for homosexual is peder thats why i thought
No
yes
Im talking about the people who show up
Try to be offensive, and then stop talking when people dont get mad at it
i have almost no connection to real life people
same
Show up where
Ahhhh
then
F zyzz, a real brah 😦
minor spelling error
forever mirin brah
go to the naughty corner
:<
IOO
IS THAT EPI 9 LORD OF THE WRANNGS??
is it out??
hooooly
i heccin love lawd of the wrangs bros
fr fr
where did you get this gif
my mom found one not too long ago
Spiky cute mfs
i prefer martens
left some food out for it and it's kids
fennecs are pretty based
Fennecs are YES
NOOOO I FAILED THE EMBED QUICKTIME EVENT
failed embed, down thumb react that user
srsly dude where isthat lotr gif from
Uhm.....could be...me..?
you a femboy bro?
Uhhhh you can say so!
Probably
aight based
That’s a yes
you go, king

:^ well uhhhh
Welllll
based
I will be a very lively partner :>
today i noticed my local gym had put one of them thigh blaster machines in there and it's safe to say i could crush a melon with my thighs
leg day is important after all
I could too
adductor machine?
yea
Thanks Mods
Hence, i have a soul of a wanderer and....we like a fucking lot of moving around
based
i do be walking
walking is based
I walk like every day
walk gang
Damn thanks Kakashi
lets goooo
Since kid hood idk
crystal is like 109 meters tall and with the mass of a stick
What would you do if Mega Kakashi gave you an industrial trash bag of weed
what you think
it's been a long time since i went into the woods and ran like a maniac
smoke that shit
Yep
Man SAME
I only wander
I don't run anymore

ello ares
ello
i run from time to time but i kinda dropped off to be honest
i train exclusively by going to school 5 minutes before class is supposed to start
5 minutes after for me
the walk to school is like 15ish mins with a fast walk
I can walk for a very long time but I’m terrible at sprinting or standing still for long times
I cant walk without aid, so Im gonna not participate in this convo
Simply float to the store, easy

True
use quantum tunneling
i can keep a speed of about 10kmph on a 15km run
so you can be both at the store and home at the same time
The corny jokes have returned
God
when did they leave?
they are making a strong comeback
damn they didnt even spell your nickname right
What would you spell it out?
Marshmallow
Yay
Is it bad my automatic response was to make the stereotypical cute scream noise
No
if you are a bottom no
I spent $40 on thigh highs
Programming Socks
You'll see a cherry with a rock
What they said
based
i have also been called "junior" since there's an older fella named Aksel at my job and it got confusing
Bruno would spend a bit more on thigh highs
Sweet, soft
But sure strong and determined
I bet Falco has thigh highs
because you were soft, small and supposed to be held over a burning fire to cook

Falco has a kilt
don't be silly
With thigh highs
yes.
Excellent spelling
je sais
fr i'd wear skirts if it wasn't for the fact they don't have pockets and if they did then the things i would put in said pockets would be jostled around a lot
Oui
you can get skirts with pockets
Yo’ure*
nah i got some affordable ones
I own some
shit would be thrown around way too much in them pockets
Some look too much "tacticool" to me
who knows when i would need to break out in a full sprint and still keep shit in my pockets
But some do look ok
weeb
Get pockets with those cute little
Just watch the femboy fishing channel and see what they wear
thigh highs with pockets though? i'd wear that
I like to go both cute and cool
i go for the practical clothing
about femboy fishing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNRa-06OU-g
Catboy catching fishes?! (No way)
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I like skirts because they give my legs freedom of movement
How the hell
I always thought of that
Literally ALEAYS
felix is a good choice
jackets with inner pockets are absolutely sublime
i like thigh highs bcs they provide warmth and comfort without clogging up the crotch area like with long underpants
my legs are my business, people gotta pay to see em
Literal tech wear
no
Not really, suit jackets usually have that too
thats just a normal jacket you mong
its not a tech wear thing
it's a brown leather jacket with duct tape on it
D2?
suit jackets = tech wear
https://youtu.be/yATMp74eIwM
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Your local homo catches some more fishes some of which are big fimshes 0u0
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Now i know why they like thigh-highs with dresses
prolly gonna watch anime soon idk
kkkkk
showing up to the board meeting in that night city drip
local person so far divided from normal clothes, cant comprehend jackets with inner poclets
OW2?
Looooool
Very cewl
Oh you mean the entirely see through plastic clothes, got it
I have d2

Idk tho
Perhaps 👀
nice, played like 3 hours of sombra and i'm pretty sure i made mortal enemies
pockets are just the holy grail of clothing
i have so many fucking pockets you wouldn't even understand
I just LOVE cargo pants ig
i exclusively play soldier because i am boring
i have no need for a weakling purse when i can just put whatever i want in my pockets
Cargo pants my beloved
Cargo pants literally
Truck
i exclusively play sombra because fuck tanks and their shield
Who sombra?
skirt doesent have pockets so need to have a cute matching purse
i'd only wear a purse if it doubled as a solid blunt weapon
i'd need to carry some real heavy shit in that purse
my favourite thing about this channel is that you can never predict what we will end up talking about
your balls of steel?
Me every 5 minutes
LITERALLY
Me every 5-10 mins
imma be honest i thought bruno and crystal were the only femboys here
jesus christ theres a lot of you

We are multiplying
I went past femboy and had gender reassignment surgery when I was 20
i am shaped like a brick and am therefore cursed to never be a femboy
Gender reassignment?
A sex change
time to go through the loop and transition to male just to crossdress
gender respec
Well
I just want the boobs so i was...thinking about...hormone therapy
Due to the risks everything does
How long has it been since your surgery?
3 years, plus a bit extra
REDACTED - transphobic
So complete
do you stil have a peepee?
I dont need to justify why I did it
Therapy won't really work either 
I mean, we went from talking about drugs and such to discussing if we could be femboys or not
Sounds par for the course
in the end all discussions lead to femboys as the main topic
Tomboys but they have dicks instead of cats
basically this
the correct stance is to not give a fuck
My life and mental health have improved drastically in the last 3 years, I dont need any other reason
all roads lead to roam
REDACTED - not... the right moment for that
roam in the woods like our ancestors
do you pee in the womans or the mans bathroom?
I could probably pull off a femboy look if I shaved properly and got some better clothes
Clothes are expensive though

i could be a fem-man
I should have never said anything, Im keeping my mouth closed next time
that is baste
Lol
REDACTED - a rather poorly placed joke
bro i was legit asking
So what does the surgery do to you?
Says the one with the cute Ralsei pfp, it is inevitable
And how exactly will everything work?
Pretty sure basic stuff like using the bathroom is the same, you just have to do it however the other gender does
Oh, which surgery
By everything i mean therapy, hormone therapy
No idea for that
Think of how body builders take roids to be buff, except now your taking them to look female
That's hard to imagine dude
I know I’m terrible at examples
The voice comes with training
Otherwise it’ll stay the same
REDACTED - not the right moment for that as well
Dude my voice is already high
it sort of depends on your build and how far your are into your physical development
You’re halfway there then
Hahahahaha
the third face is actualyl when youre home alone and stuff
and you start like talking to yourself aloud
Chadicus Prime is gonna need more femboy pills then someone who’s body is already fairly feminine, if that makes sense
and then asking yourself aloud "wtf am i retarded?"
Well sure
and doing weird noises
pic for proof
And then my hair
ye starting a scuffed homegym and speaking aloud inbetween sets made me realise some things about myself
balding boys
hehe
My hair starts to fall out if it gets too long, so I keep it short
its weird cuz if theres just 1 person you act differently
Hold on.
Uh oh
HOOOLY, face reveal
working out at home and staring sadly into the mirror between sets really sets the atmosphere for the homegym
has been done before
ikr. Its all about the mindset
aw i missed it
sadly cant get into the mindset at home that much
i haven't been in the mindset for years now
you'll get there
i have a few bouts when i'm running where the music just hits hard and i start sprinting and frothing like a fucking animal
but that's about it
who is ready for some haloween candy https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/731651965519659028/1030694198241931405/Fe06BpTXEAAEXvM.jpeg?width=572&height=572
the server boost ended?
Here.
Normally i look fucking tensioned to even smile
used it somewhere else
you can EASLY pull off the femboy look bro
eeeeeeeeeasily
just get a long hair wig
ye isnt really needed here anymore thanks to drewski
you look like a really young Tobuscus
Yeah yeah just wait a year qwq
supporting a friend's place with it instead
based
Tobuscus?
tobuscus is a based youtuber
oh yeah, forgot you were a baby
you dont know tobuscus?
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How is tobuscus i wonder
i just assume people i haven't seen in a long time are dead
Geh
Guess i am dead

yes
youve never seen me so do i exist in your head
schrödingers femboy
Dude the plant next to me always seeming like a person
And when i look
THERE IS NOONE
Literally just a leaf
i think they got disproven
based schitzophrenia
the femboy allegations have begun again
Man
even if it gets disproven it still can ruin a career like that
that and the fact his fanbase grew up lead him to stop uploading cus not many people were watching
Tobuscus went the whole Maga, alt-right route
I kinda want marshmellow back
i find you guilty of femboy
damn, so he is based
Lmao I guess
I think he made a video about hanging out with that murderer Kyle rittenhouse lol
oh boy here we go
bruh moment
Well that’s the thing, without going into the political shit
lets not get into politics, but my boy kyle is being slandered here
Lmao
Either way, people died here. He went out looking for trouble and found it lmao
Sword my diamond sword
Very well
Fuck around and find out
Quite literally
Sorry i go in from the shadows
Can't do without
Their part of my show
You get where i come from?
nope
@heady crow
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I can be very silly and confusing at times
Happens when your on meth
crystal has tried to buy meth from me several times
Its fine, you could be Mito, or whatever that loser's name is
Huh???
Casually pinging Mito when
@narrow briar Go hang yourself
But i ain't them
Alright
How about now?
who is mito
mitocondria
What did he even do to you
But i dun want to so
transphobic
I keep watching breakin bad
For real?
also falco can i guess your reference
What did I miss?
Go look at his last message

I will next time, my bad
nope
mods???????? hello?????
no snitching
average religious cult reaction
@severe linden
random image of a clearsky sleeper agent

Falco doing backlog reading
i don't think my security guard job would be very chuffed about me showing up with a skirt and thigh highs
has to be 30% higher pay and im putting on the goddamn maid outfit
Yes
The man literally pulled a sneaky
And dipped
Hmm
Oh he left the server
ahahaha did he really leave
Lmao
Ahaha
Who?
Wait I think I can ban him still...
Well, shit Im happy about that ending
I can ban him
the pendulum swings to the side of the queers once again
Same here
Should I delete the whole chronology of his stuff or...
nah its ok ur valid
He really pulled a sneaky on us
there we go
If you dont stand up for it yourself, who will right?
Dropped the thing and bailed
he pulled an expectable one
Mito packwatch

something juicy happened
🍿
YOU CAN'T BEAT ME
YOU JUST CAN'T
I'M TOO POWERFUL
breaking down
ill clap those asscheeks soon falco
clap italians so hard, bitches call me hannibal
Crystal Methany over here is obsessed with meth
99% is alot
learn crystal
Now imagine PURE meth
@narrow briar and he's banned now
im tired of being your dealer
The fuck happened
and omg, falco turned nuclear power on
@narrow briar pulled a sneaky on us
Who got banned? And can I point and laugh?
someone did a heckin nono
And I couldn't ban him
So I "banned" him anyway
Let's say he want to enter again with that account, he can't
bailed as in left the server?
Yes
Imagine hating on other people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6qB6CkrwQo
Me as I ban people
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it literally changes nothing though
Means he cant rejoin, thats what it changes
@hushed marsh seriously next time if it happen, ping me
Most of the time I'm here, I'm offline but I'm here
GOLDSTEIN!!
i was talking about "taking your ban like a man" instead of "bailing out"
say i am close to someone who is geh, and we are ok with humoring about, am i gonna get banned?
Ah my bad, I misread what you mean
It solves all problems
also, "taking it like a man" is transphobic and sexist in and of itself
i will never report anything to a mod or admin
snitches get stitches
if you wanna be picky instead of sneaky about it, this whole channel is a transphobic sexist fest lmao
god lets not get into this rabbit hole, i cant restructure my entire vocabulary pls
My first language was polish LOL
there is a difference in intent
The definition of homophobic homosexual
when it comes to words
actual femboy confirmed
Wanna have more confirmation?
but people can still be hurt by words even if it wasn't meant to sound offensive
Of course, Im not discounting that
Ah yes "stitches", as in a better community, a good 🍿 moment and Discord drama
Yeah?-
yall had these READY
Damn I need to go to Poland
YES
this place smells
They literally only post this shit
Flako literally the best user
Les go
crystal jestes polakiem? i thought you were russian
drama is cringe, i wanna be shitposting with the bois
My brain is so fucking smooth dude I cant do anything about it
nah m8
WOW OK SORRY
You're the one who found out about the nickname change
its like i dont even exist in your eyes
I'm waiting that reference thing
haha you fool, bulgaria is so powerful
Utschim cie russki
Don't throw me in the same boat as them
No worries
This soundtrack is from Metal Gear Solid: The Phantom Pain
The Lyrics:
Standing on the edge of the crater
Like the prophets once said
and the ashes are all cold now
No more bullets and the embers are dead
Whispers in the air tell the tales
Of the brothers gone
Desolation, devastation
What a mess we made, when it all went wrong
Watching from...
you cant even find a femboy meme about us
Yes
we only got femMEN
you guys ever just get super hungry out of nowhere
Like holy shit, I was just chilling here and suddenly its like
Go eat then
Eat four meals a day
i eat and sleep every other day only
If it were that easy
Im having soup, and nobody will stop me
gotta be ready for the apocalypse
It really is
Ktorõm?
Unless you don't have money
this msg got me hungry
In which case it ain't
I made gazpacho
the one that happens first 🙂
Was das!
VIVA LE REVOLUTION
Seeing this always makes me sad
A cold andalusian vegetable soup
Kappa but AMEN
ye ikr. Im sad that polish ppl arent real too
eat the yolk you fool!
eggs are based
mmmm
Uhhhhh
NOT THE MONSTER CAN
Bro why is it so hard to just go on a date with a cute twink?
they know chat
Wonder how many pics with astolfo are there
and the asshole diameter even bigger
is it smth in polish monsters that makes them so attractive?
they drink all the time
drugs
@grizzled meadow
I drink the "AK mix"
you dont eat the egg yolk, you are weak
Monster = kidney stone = free snacks
AKA
have my old steam pfp too then
Vodka with cola and peach ice tea
Damn y'all have a lot of femboys
That shit is fucking bussing
Wikipedia asking me for money again, while I know damn well they are half the reason Im passing my courses
what does msg actually contain
Its Monosodium Glutamate
every person that mixes these alchohol with sweet sodas are below average IQ in my book
opinion on long drinks then
just that?
Yep
wdym long drinks? that spans in time?
why would asians put that in their food
Its a naturally occurring amino acid
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alcohol is for weaklings
just do drugs then
take your suffering raw
Soon....soon
Imagine drinking to numb the pain
so practically cocktails?
I drink to drive and hit a family of 4
My friend be like
chinese restaurant syndrome
Also me: i do it for the kick
cocktails have class at least. 🙂
eh not really. They have simple ingredients and are sold in 0.33l and 0.5l cans
Omg cocktails
MSG giving you headaches is a placebo, it happens because people were told it would
yeah i bet you like cocks and tails you fuckin furry
I wanna try some
you can't hide from me
also dingy can you translate
Yeah i like floofy things sooo??
real men drink beer, wine and "solo" alcholos.
real men drink milk
Why beer so good tho?
Meh
facts
only when they are intertwined
I do not like beer.
i rarely drink honestly, i mostly just smoke
W E A K
Onliest beer i like
i wish we had grocery stores that sold breast milk
Is kvas
kvas means yeast in many slavic languages
Pretty much every night I crave a cold beer
And i want kvas
Wine is the best. Trust the romans.
yall think the dude staring is his boss or some shit
every night i go to bed i want to be vaporized by a nuke
not just the greeks 🙂
Wine is also good
kvas kvas kvas eto hardbass, vsi v sportivkah adidas
what if the boss is the guy in the skirt
But it ain't my favorite thing to drink
Make that a song
already is
Yoooo
i wish we could get high on water
Practical thinking
the og is raz raz raz
Good night
Gn
new channel, femboy warfare
i wonder their average hospitalization/ deathratio
i want brazil shitposting channel
wholesome
and we need nsfw channel
or two, I forget
Gn moon
Sleep soundly, dream sweet and well
Look under your bed before sleep, please cuddle your pillow and try to stay warm at night
Oh and don't let the bedbugs bite
Bruno ignoring me
I AM UNDER YOUR BED
hwo dafuq you gon do that
LET ME OUT
I call the walls
im so phished i can no longer be president
he came in here and went guys click on this
"please send your password and IP adress and i will send you my lewds"
im sorry i didnt mean to
and it was a server for nudes
thank you ares when dingy ignored me
but the link was a phish
Hackers b like
Yw Bruno
oh shit wtf is mito doing under here
hackermangs
I can tell
^ ive seen this meme so many times
when did i ever? 
but its always just as good as the first time
🥳
how dafuq san andreas gym fits gachi so much idk
@cerulean plover
but it does
and all the friggin details like the power bar going up when you mash buttons to do reps
its a perfect 10/10 meme
oh sry my man. no ping so i didnt catch it
its ok
if we had a meme college, this would be thought

ig ares translated it for ya now?
an exquisite example
brainfarters are so fast rn as if their master's whips were behind them
chat going so fast nobody will notice im homosexual
Homosexual 🫵
you are among frens here dw
quick bros, mods are asleep time to post your best memes that youve been reserving for the hard days

but i praise the lord for some websites that soften my pain
some say i look like serj
pic for proof
respect for serj went up 100%
you wish 😗
Bro not even my dead cells kill count can keep up
Face reveals?
i have so many deadcells, it overflowd and now im gaining braincells again
das because they're dead bruh
i migrated my dead braincells ages ago to another location. it is now known as China
i hope i survive this one
me when hot ashkenazi jew with big khazarr milkers
WHAT
is that a meme about me
JUST DO IT
WJHAT JTHE FUCK IT IS
WHAT ARE THE ODS

@slate crown
The game, dumdum 
i stole it from the blender server i think lol!
THERES A MEME ABOUT ME
xDD
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAH

