🎪bruh-fart

[slate crown]

@heady crow you are needed

[wind forum]

built like a fridge

[abstract path]

Why not both

Yeah, ik

5/10
Could be better

[pastel quartz]

ok cutie

[real tinsel]

i'd bang

[narrow lotus]

[pastel quartz]

..trebuie sa plec

bye chat

[wind forum]

Strongest French male

Weakest Croatian

[narrow lotus]

my man looks like he chops trees with his hand like in minecraft

and he also plants a tree back because he is a true chad

💪 👌

[abstract path]

"Re-plant axe"

[abstract path]

Men

[real tinsel]

men what

[narrow lotus]

have Balls idot

[real tinsel]

have 2 of them

[narrow lotus]

maybe

[abstract path]

How about eggs

[real tinsel]

can i have yours too

ledy

[narrow lotus]

no they are in use

[real tinsel]

no they

renot

crystal can i have your balls you don't need them anyway

i'll have someone's balls eventually

i'm off my meds and the neighbors have been acting up lately getting on my nerves

going to add the first pair of balls to my collection

soon

[narrow lotus]

[abstract path]

No I'll actually still need em

[real tinsel]

your loss

bzeek's country seems to be failing i'll trade him a living place for his balls

[fading shuttle]

your balls can be sold for traditional medicine purposes crystal, they can fetch a high price

[real tinsel]

i'll also see if he has any friends who'd like to let their balls go away for a place to stay

[real tinsel]

they're magical like the dwarf dick or witch tits

[fading shuttle]

or the scalp of a bald person

[real tinsel]

this joke could've been viable about 4 weeks ago

my scalp is completely covered in hair now

[fading shuttle]

my head hurts so i am stuck in time

[abstract path]

I can live with them

[narrow lotus]

baller

[fading shuttle]

you can also live with thousands of dollaridoos

[abstract path]

And then live with messed up testicles

No thanks

[fading shuttle]

nah not messed up

just missing

[abstract path]

Still

[real tinsel]

i'm with crystal on this one i wouldn't trade my balls for a thousand dollars either

but

[stone blade]

make it 2k

[fading shuttle]

you foolish man, do you know how much they would pay for a germans nutsack

just a thousand each? dont be dumb

[real tinsel]

if the numbers were pumped to maybe 1-10 million dollars and i could replace my balls with augmented balls then i'd take that trade

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/cyber-logo-glitch-cyberpunk-gif-17862314

[heady crow]

i think you already know

[abstract path]

I won't sell my testicles

Gee

[fading shuttle]

damn it, i already had a buyer set up already

now i gotta go and disappoint him and his children

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/dumis-gif-21357082

[lusty sonnet]

Sell them for a new xbox

[narrow lotus]

[abstract path]

I'd rather go on a suicide mission

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/mass-effect-asari-dies-dies-of-death-meme-mass-effect3-gif-25205061

[wind forum]

trapped forever for unspeakable crimes

[lusty sonnet]

No xbox then

[oblique hearth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807809192537882647/1031470250362937344/funny1833.mp4.mp4

[ember kindle]

Left one is Natalija fadeev, has only fans and leaks, right one idk

[spiral hawk]

Based never knew she had an OF. Honestly I should have guessed. I know what I’m edging to after work.

U a real one.

I LOVE ISRAEL

[oblique hearth]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807809192537882647/1026582886935166996/attachment.gif

[ember kindle]

Israel numba 1

The IDF kewtie do be fine doe

[ember kindle]

If u want some of her links send me a dm I gotchu m8

[wind forum]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/211944696589582337/943387922730741770/caption_4.gif

[spiral hawk]

Ur a real one on god.

[abstract path]

I'd rather have a pc either way

[wind forum]

https://vxtwitter.com/Lmfaoos/status/1581738865844695040

[stone blade]

What

[wind forum]

legalize nuclear bombs

[broken topaz]

Anyone here play Marauders?

[abstract path]

Was that?

[broken topaz]

Pretty new, early access PvPvE game

Kinda like Tarkov with raids

but Dieselpunk space aesthetics

[abstract path]

Xbox access?

[broken topaz]

Most likely not xD

[narrow lotus]

i saw a disturbing tiktok with the one on the right

[abstract path]

Welp, off to not being able to play yet another pc game

[narrow lotus]

i saw gameplay, its still unpolished imo , kinda unique in its own way tho , hope it gets more content and updates

[broken topaz]

it do be a little unpolished

but its more fun than Shitov

[narrow lotus]

cause it's new

if u play tarkov for 3k hours ofc it gets shit

[broken topaz]

it gets shit way before that

[narrow lotus]

oh i know

[wind forum]

Marauders looks like it doesn't really know what it wants to be

The aesthetic is meh

[real tinsel]

#🎪bruh-fart sleepover https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvWCHTd8tUI

[wind forum]

It was obviously intended to garner the tarkov audience first, and then be interesting second

[pastel quartz]

its got the reload animations of fallout new vegas and the gameplay of escape from tarkov

[broken topaz]

Some reload animations are not even new vegas level

[pastel quartz]

but slightly dumbed down

[pastel quartz]

you're right that would be a insult to new vegas reload animations

[broken topaz]

Yea some are just unfinished

One of the shotguns im pretty sure didnt even have a proper animation

lul

[pastel quartz]

i dont even wanna know what the fuck that obrez reload animation is literaly the same vibe of the hunting shotgun reload animation from fnv

[wind forum]

Dark Depths or whatever that thing is looks incredibly mid as well

What if Tarkov but melee

conceptually a little more interesting because it feels like exanima

But it doesn't look like it intends to make itself anything more than the ideas it has already borrowed

[wide bough]

Tarkov but mid is just tarkov

[placid sail]

fat chance bastard

also how can you be off meds if you never were on them in the first place

also why are you a slutty goth shrek

[real tinsel]

i'm off the meds since i was never on them

[real tinsel]

i'm going through an episode it'll pass in a week or so

[placid sail]

you have forgotten your father's face

[placid sail]

mom it's not a phase grr

[real tinsel]

no i still see him every day

[real tinsel]

no all of my personalities are a phase i like trying new things

today i have schizophrenia tomorrow i may not have it anymore

or like the pfp stuff

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtu.be/btMd7OjTE6I

[real tinsel]

no falco you got it wrong i need to have your balls

[wind forum]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1782120/ZERO_Sievert/

Steam

ZERO Sievert

The world has ended. ZERO Sievert charges you with scavenging equipment across multiple areas, all set in an atmospheric fictitious post-apocalyptic Eastern Europe setting. Your base of operations, the bunker, is filled with traders, modding stations, and areas to make your own, providing you with progression across your excursions into the wild...

Release Date

22nd November 2022

▶ Play video

tarkov but good

:))

[grizzled meadow]

-vine boom-

[wind forum]

unironically I will play this

[ember kindle]

Cdda is better

[placid sail]

nobody reads the classics anymore

[real tinsel]

man i love how most of the new games always come with a demo

[wind forum]

wait it has a demo

[real tinsel]

yea

[wind forum]

I didn't notice

[real tinsel]

this was a rare thing a few years ago

[ember kindle]

Ye it's kinda like the olden days, games actually getting demos

[wind forum]

Well they would sell you the demo as an early access

[real tinsel]

like you'd barely see a dev release demo of their game on steam

now everyone's doing it

[slate crown]

@grizzled meadow: Mom can we get Monty Python & The Holy Grail?
Mom: no we already have Monty Python & The Holy Grail at home
Monty Python & The Holy Grail at home:
https://youtu.be/qUXmEL9JPGY

[real tinsel]

i don't know how to read bzeek

[ember kindle]

I remember my first demo, it was on the back of a megazine one, it had rainbow six 3 raven shield and some other games

[placid sail]

many do free weekend deal to try it and stuff like that instead

[wind forum]

There are a few games that acknowledge steam's refund policy and put their actual content behind a 2/3 hour mark

[ember kindle]

I remember playing that level so many times, I still remember the map

[wind forum]

a rare trend but possible to see more of

[placid sail]

you off-brand green goblin

you bumbling idiot

how are you chatting then

[ember kindle]

Only anime I watch is pokemon

[real tinsel]

it's an oGRE OMG IT'S AN OGRE

[spiral hawk]

I’m just trying to get home from work and edge.

[real tinsel]

are you not getting enough nutrients you kartof peeler

[ember kindle]

Same

[ember kindle]

Kartoffel salat!!

Does edging actually improve your stamina?

[pastel quartz]

I got lost in the zone

[placid sail]

I'll have you know I'm tying my best to get some muscles growing right now, so my nutrition is fine, thank you very much

[ember kindle]

What do u guise think

[real tinsel]

no just makes you cum like really late

[placid sail]

I even eat some actual food from time to time

[slate crown]

you did

[real tinsel]

nice

bzeek getting in shape to meet his austrian gf

[slate crown]

you're the strelok of #🎪bruh-fart

[real tinsel]

strelok didn't get lost

[placid sail]

can't I just get in shape for myself you overfed green garfield

[slate crown]

he needs muscles for the "roleplaying"

[placid sail]

you fucks...

[slate crown]

[real tinsel]

he's gonna get pegged why does he need muscles

[slate crown]

what dat baton do though

[real tinsel]

no it has to be for your gf

[slate crown]

[lusty sonnet]

Bz going for a full body search by the feds?

[slate crown]

spread them legs cheeks

[pastel quartz]

I was lost after having multiple attempts on my life and many attempted kidnappings. But some respect on my name rookie

Put*

[slate crown]

it's all according to lore

vans pebble returning to destroy the C-Consciousness that is khaaytil and finally free us

[real tinsel]

you're vans pebble not strelok

[pastel quartz]

I used to be a walking reactor. Can you say the same?

[real tinsel]

yes i also had the radiated bread in my inventory for a miserable amount of time

made me quit anomaly like twice

[pastel quartz]

You a quitter? Get out of here rookie

You're not good enough for the zone

[placid sail]

he's precisely deranged and psychotic enough for the zone

he would make a great fit

[placid sail]

he would be the sole survivor of some clan simply because he was too lazy to go on another raid with everyone else and will just hang out in an empty base until someone else takes it over and everyone just sorta get used to him hanging out there

[real tinsel]

okay that was some deep ass psychoanalysis

that's exactly what i'd do

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/roll-safe-clever-think-ahead-reece-simpson-gif-14469436

[real tinsel]

and the new guys would just think i was always with them

[slate crown]

he's schizophrenic though so his psy resistance is dogshit

[placid sail]

nah, it'll probably even help him

[real tinsel]

two minuses make a plus

or something like that

[slate crown]

i don't think that applies in that situation but ok

[real tinsel]

my schizophrenia would just counter that psy thingy

[placid sail]

kinda hard to boil the brain that is already fueled only by asbestos and nicotin

[placid sail]

and poor controllers will have a migraine trying to control that mess of voices and thoughts

[oblique hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meow-fat-augh-gif-24948731

[slate crown]

he'll make the controllers insane instead

genius

[real tinsel]

i must migrate to ukraine

[slate crown]

o no

[placid sail]

eventually they will get tired of him and try to quietly impress him into taking his damn meds, and that's precisely the moment khaaytil will jump up, guns blazing, screaming CONTROLLERS NEARBY I HAVE THOUGHTS THAT ARE SURELY NOT MY OWN

[placid sail]

do a flip while you're at it

[abstract path]

Yes

[real tinsel]

it'll take me like 2 weeks at best to get there

[placid sail]

you uhhh

may have some issues getting there after half your journey

[real tinsel]

yeah i know what you're talking about

i'm gonna take the georgia route, they like me there

the armenia dudes, not very much

but the ones i met in georgia also liked me though i'm not sure if it was just an act or not

still just to be on the safe side i'll be going through georgia

[placid sail]

"still to be on the safe side" you're moving into a war conflict zone, my guy

might as well go straight to Armenia to make it faster

[real tinsel]

they won't notice me

[placid sail]

riiiiiiiight

[real tinsel]

i'm so skinny when i turn my side at you i basically become invisible to the naked eye

they'd have to have like really good eyes but they're all alcohol consumers so i don't think they have very good eyes

[placid sail]

wow

and I thought my life expectancy was dubious at times

[real tinsel]

no i'll live really long

[placid sail]

no, not with waltzing through the warzone, you won't

[real tinsel]

i am the bind that holds universe together if i die the universe will collapse

[placid sail]

so you're the molecule man

[real tinsel]

no i'm khaaytil

[placid sail]

greetings, khaaytil

it is I, busy man

[real tinsel]

hi bzeek

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/animated-text-gif-25548490

[real tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-eye-twitch-cat-eye-twitch-cat-camera-gif-26361958

[abstract path]

When AI picture generator

A literal face is on the right

[real tinsel]

he definitely gets all the bitches

[ember kindle]

was going home and there was 2 guys, prolly 18 or less old, and one said "kakaya tehnika u nih harosheva" - "what good machinery they have" looking at construction site bulldozer

and i was like, hell ye it aint so bad after all i guess

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/240523866026278913/1031557025550844025/IMG_20221017_151839.jpg?width=457&height=609

[slate crown]

riveting

[ember kindle]

tehnika OCHEN harosheva kekW

[slate crown]

bro why even take a picture at that point

can't see shit

[ember kindle]

excuse my mosquito net

i guess it helps being doxxed too

but mostly i fekkin hate mosquitoes

[slate crown]

MOSQIT 👎

[ember kindle]

🕌 it

🕌 🇮🇹

mosquitoes are muslim italians

HOOOLY SO FCKIN TRUUU

[ember kindle]

bro my uncle COUNTS how many he kills

he gets like thousands

he is like an accountant with mosquito kills

he bought some kinda device from china

[wind forum]

mmmmm vaporized mosqit

[ember kindle]

that has mosquito pheromanes + co2

he puts it out in the garden and every kill he finds he records it

he gets thosands a summer

[slate crown]

smells good but don't eat it

unless you're into mosquito burgers

[wind forum]

skeeter gen of side

[slate crown]

burgers made from mosquitoes

[wind forum]

one skeeto burger please

[slate crown]

order up chef, 1 skeeter burger
https://youtu.be/LItNFP7icUw

enjoy

[slate crown]

dumbass

[abstract path]

Guess i could try

[ember kindle]

be me
finally home, lets see whats ne on youtube
first recommendations: HERES HOW TO USE A STURMTIGER, and its narrated by a german with a proper THICC accent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_LmNrj_Adw
HELLL YEEEEA TODAY I LEARN TO USE A STURMTIGER

🇩🇪

[abstract path]

Bro just fucking zapped

[ember kindle]

"So what skills do you feel you can bring to this job?"

"Well I know how to command a Sturmtiger battery..."

[slate crown]

hired.

[wind forum]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/568490575339323402/997164302492512347/E4D86F60-8FC0-4850-BE23-BB08E0B92C72.gif

also you

[slate crown]

if he's not japanese, he's fine

[lusty sonnet]

[slate crown]

what?

[lusty sonnet]

[slate crown]

whaaat?

if you got something to say just spit it out already

[spiral hawk]

I have a ton of dishes to do but I'm not really feeling it rn

[slate crown]

do yo dishes boi 🫱

[wind forum]

DV YOVR DISHES

[spiral hawk]

I need to hit a couple blinkers first

[slate crown]

an aristocrat huh

i do my dishes high sometimes as well

[upbeat bobcat]

Zazussy

[slate crown]

💀

[slate crown]

nice cake mayo, who's the lucky guy

[narrow lotus]

Nice butter cake

[upbeat bobcat]

I have no idea

[slate crown]

sure sure

[oblique hearth]

is there a cake with text something like this "Thank You for smelling my farts everyday"

[fading shuttle]

dedicate it to yourself, the first step to self improvement is being able to tolerate yourself

[slate crown]

[upbeat bobcat]

[upbeat bobcat]

I just did that for 29 years, I think I can keep up a lil more

[slate crown]

holy shit you're old

[oblique hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/blm-gif-25815938

[slate crown]

[fading shuttle]

damn grandpa

[slate crown]

struck a nerve

[upbeat bobcat]

Wish I was a milf

[slate crown]

me too

[fading shuttle]

dont we all

[spiral hawk]

I wish I was inside a milf rn

[upbeat bobcat]

Cute boys after you

[wind forum]

I wish milf

[slate crown]

im going to be

[oblique hearth]

I wish I had muscular girl

[wind forum]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/813219972393336852/1008872968333570178/catesaur.gif

[spiral hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/baja-blast-baja-blast-taco-bell-taco-gif-25864992

[oblique hearth]

[lusty sonnet]

Dumpert tho

[slate crown]

sick

i love wegos

[spiral hawk]

gotta have abs

make sure to mogmax boyos

[wind forum]

I bought a toa Kali

[spiral hawk]

and whoremaxx

[oblique hearth]

damn that mermaid thicc doe

[wind forum]

second hand buy for only 35 dollars

[slate crown]

nah mine prefers my chub over washboard abs, says it's more comfortable

[spiral hawk]

did I ever tell you guys about the time I went to tijuana and was up for an unknown amount of time fucking whores and partying in the clubs

[ember kindle]

me but bionicle

thank god lego made bionicle

else theyd be bankrupt

[slate crown]

how many sets you got fam?

[oblique hearth]

I still have my bionicle, I have to build something

[ember kindle]

i have all the first gen bionicles

[slate crown]

siiick

[upbeat bobcat]

If you ever lose her over smtn, I'm gonna beat you up personally

[ember kindle]

might sell at some point idk

i dont have the OG canisters tho

atleast i dont think so

[slate crown]

i can guarantee that'll never happen, trust

[oblique hearth]

I only have three, Two browns and one green

[spiral hawk]

go to Tijuana. It's worth it.

[lusty sonnet]

I'll kidnap

[slate crown]

oooh kinky

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

i saw that

[spiral hawk]

[wind forum]

honestly I kinda wanna spring for the chinese ali-xpress lego figs

[wind forum]

they make some sick shit

[fading shuttle]

the peak male form

[slate crown]

peak male physique

[spiral hawk]

save your money and go to TJ

[wind forum]

[spiral hawk]

go to san diego intl airport

[slate crown]

nah those are a hit or miss my man, trust me I've bought plenty of offbrand legos

[spiral hawk]

take the train down to the border and walk across

[wind forum]

the fuck is TJ

[spiral hawk]

Tijuana man

[oblique hearth]

Tijuana hall

[spiral hawk]

It's heaven on Earth

[wind forum]

Aint the place with the sausagues

[spiral hawk]

if your into that

[upbeat bobcat]

Tihuana

[oblique hearth]

fuck those bitches

[wind forum]

can I get some feedback what was your experience

cuz I'm jonsin for some legos

[slate crown]

can't wait to go to TJ and catch an STI

[spiral hawk]

nah

these are professional working girls

at least the ones I was with

Go to the clubs

Hong Kong, Adelitas, Chicago

shit is dummy lit ong

[slate crown]

I've never bought minifigs before but I've bought plenty of off brand lego sets

again hit or miss, some sets will blend in with real lego pretty well and other won't even fit the pegs

[spiral hawk]

Whoremaxxing is based and redpilled

I have a gf now so I can't do it anymore, but damn if it wasn't fun.

[slate crown]

yea sounds fun but i hate traveling long distances

[oblique hearth]

my mindset

[spiral hawk]

it's worth it

[slate crown]

I'll stay home with my family, but i appreciate the suggestion

[spiral hawk]

it is 100% worth it

I went solo and ended up making friends with a ton random people

and went on legit adventures all over the city

also you can buy almost anything in TJ

[wind forum]

paying for sex is not redpilled

[slate crown]

[wind forum]

this better be a bit

[spiral hawk]

Whoremaxxing is based af

[slate crown]

i don't even know what that means

[spiral hawk]

I can pull without paying, but something about paying makes it even better.

I felt like a TRVE ROMAN

after I finished with my fun I rented some shitty motorcycle and rode around baja state until I got bored

[slate crown]

yea definitely sounds fun but I'd rather enjoy free sex in the comfort of my own home

[spiral hawk]

Depending on how you look and how much game you have you can still get it for free from the working girls

at least I did.

[wind forum]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/390310690113454082/1031567479169884190/unknown.png

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/297749704920399874/1031540091082002502/311252205_806478757356793_5362124451877085475_n.mp4

[ember kindle]

wait how is this so cheap

is that legit?

[slate crown]

yea that's why i said it's sus

[wind forum]

I'm about to try

[ember kindle]

what you gonna order it??

[slate crown]

again these things can be a hit or miss, especially if you're ordering it from china

[slate crown]

but you can definitely find some hidden gems that's for sure

[wind forum]

with proper kits bandit builds are indeed possible

[oblique hearth]

tarkov lego pog

[slate crown]

dude homemade lego clothing is fuckin easy as fuck to cut out with just fabric and scissors

you can definitely make some bomb ass figures

[wind forum]

bro I ain't making no lego clothes

[slate crown]

[wind forum]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807809192537882647/1026582886935166996/attachment.gif

[wind forum]

I'm gonna buy these and its gonna be sick as shit

[slate crown]

guess we have different standards

[wind forum]

or they take 10k out of my account

[ember kindle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1031567804685631578/unknown.png?width=466&height=572

[wind forum]

no in between

[ember kindle]

IFOUND IT, THE CUNNY LAKE

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Cunny+Lake/@29.9151428,-96.110115,14.56z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x86414982bbfe16a3:0x678d7056b4e641f!8m2!3d29.9148829!4d-96.109218

its in houston??

wth

[narrow lotus]

Fail to die cause u are a failiure and God punished u to live with urself

[ember kindle]

atleast he wont send me to brazil

huehuehue

[wind forum]

😭

[ember kindle]

😭

[wind forum]

OOOOOOOUUUUUH

SO SALTY

[ember kindle]

am only jesting

i love brazil

[slate crown]

waiting for someone to ask falco to make a general-br chat

[ember kindle]

xD

[wind forum]

why am I brazil reacted

[ember kindle]

i have no idea how brazil actually is i come from the balkans

theres just a.. an aroma of brazil memeing it seems in discord servers

like whats with their elections having onlyfans girls in cosplay voting

brasil funne

hue huehue

[narrow lotus]

[slate crown]

jerma eating a carrot is explicit content? 💀

can't have shit in Discord

[ember kindle]

you can put that asian guy eating a carrot

[slate crown]

fuck it I'll do you one better

[ember kindle]

i have this one saved in the eqhuisite memes folder

😎

[oblique hearth]

tfw you have to hit that weight mark

[ember kindle]

gotta get them gainz somehow

[narrow lotus]

Makima

[ember kindle]

sorabunny makima cosplay HNNNNNNNNG

i love brazil now

[slate crown]

ÆUGH

[ember kindle]

is kato unironically from brazil?

[spiral hawk]

Fuck local PD, fuck the sheriffs, fuck the state troopers, fuck the FBI, FUCK the DEA, fuck the atf, fuck the CIA, fuck the city council

[slate crown]

unironically Brazilian 💀

[narrow lotus]

IRS?

Nobody likes the IRS

[spiral hawk]

FUCK THE IRA

[slate crown]

he forgor

[spiral hawk]

🗿

[spiral hawk]

Fuck the fda

[slate crown]

what about who?

[lusty sonnet]

Who?

[spiral hawk]

Fuck FEMA

[ember kindle]

he literally pees on the IRS taxes lmfaoe

[slate crown]

yea who

[oblique hearth]

sanest american

[spiral hawk]

Fuck planned parent hood

[ember kindle]

NOOOOOO NO THE FEMA

they help refugees

fema is the only good one

hmmm

[oblique hearth]

only futa

[slate crown]

you forgot peta

[ember kindle]

actually, i wonder how americans re build their paper houses after each tornado

who finances it

🤔

[slate crown]

insurance

[ember kindle]

do they live in fema camps until they can buy a new one?

[slate crown]

[narrow lotus]

Good questiom

[oblique hearth]

American be like:
"Whats the insurance"

[ember kindle]

but nobody will give good insurance in tornado heavy area lol

thats why theyre building there

[narrow lotus]

Or after a mustang driver slams into their house at 3AM drunk af

[ember kindle]

cuz the land is cheap

[slate crown]

sounds like an America problem

[narrow lotus]

Yeeeh brudder

[oblique hearth]

in your dreams

[ember kindle]

listen, you build a house in any other bajillion square km area that DOESNT have yearly tornadoes

OR

you can save money for building in a tornado zone!

the better option is trivial and left as an excercise for the reader 😎

[narrow lotus]

Alabama moment

[slate crown]

oh boy can't wait to rebuild my house once every month or so

[oblique hearth]

someone said close relationship with your sister?

[slate crown]

[narrow lotus]

Hurricane Bigcock : arrives

Europeans : oh dear that is dangerous glad its not here

Americans :

[ember kindle]

sweeeet hoome aaaaalabamuh

[ember kindle]

"yep, time to tie her down"

"Jenny! Wheres my zipties!"

[narrow lotus]

I needed to replace the moldy ww2 walls anyway

[ember kindle]

😇

[oblique hearth]

Tornado comes
American: "GET OFF MY LAWN!"

[narrow lotus]

Technically , u built on the tornado's lawn

[oblique hearth]

I bet someone tried to shoot the tornado down

[narrow lotus]

Someone tried throwing things at it hoping it will get full and stop

[ember kindle]

https://www.homedepot.com/p/Keeper-30-ft-x-1-in-Ratchet-Severe-Weather-Tie-Down-Kit-2-Pack-05400/303480190

just buy one of those, easy survival

[ember kindle]

top education moment

[narrow lotus]

Yeah just crucify urself in the basement , tornado cant take u

[slate crown]

[oblique hearth]

aliens will

[slate crown]

ledy pls

you're scaring the children

[narrow lotus]

Sry

Here is my birb to calm down

[ripe ibex]

Birmb

[ember kindle]

awwwwwww

kewt birb

[narrow lotus]

Tenks

[ripe ibex]

Is for me?

[narrow lotus]

Agincourt Enjoyer

[royal pendant]

An englishman in the zone

[narrow lotus]

How grok wants u to play gamma after he banned all traders and guns are trashed

[royal pendant]

XD

[abstract path]

Uhhh ok

Smh

[wind forum]

Darktide discussion

[royal pendant]

Here's the 3rd; yo wanna know more 'baut gallo-romans?

[wind forum]

yes actually

[royal pendant]

Well in the 1950's a simple guy was in his garden

[royal pendant]

He dig a bit his lettuces and discovered actual roman ruins

[slate crown]

weird demand but ok?

[wind forum]

I am unironically interested in the gallo-romans

[abstract path]

Y do you like that

[royal pendant]

Tomorrow i'll borrow the book and i'll give ya nice pictures

[slate crown]

i was showing my gf some designs, chill

[wind forum]

okay thank you

[abstract path]

Okok

[wind forum]

is it drawn, conceptual graphics or is it photos of the actual ruins

[slate crown]

i feel sorry for that poor bastard who gets off to Grineer r34 though 💀

[abstract path]

What other designs did u show her

[abstract path]

Same....

[royal pendant]

The illustrations are really sweet if you want to see what looked France from the 1rst century to the 5th

[slate crown]

my new armor set i bought in destiny 2

[wind forum]

[abstract path]

Ooo

Can i see?

[royal pendant]

Sweet illustrations and sketch

[abstract path]

Is for you

[abstract path]

:korrrk:

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/staring-gif-21505829

[slate crown]

using the mobile app is scuffed af

[abstract path]

T H I C C

Mine is slim now

[wind forum]

nice titan

[slate crown]

yes am dummy THICC titan

true to reality

[abstract path]

Sadly not for me

[wind forum]

last time I played D2 I was still using my wildwood armor

[slate crown]

dis u?

[wind forum]

I miss Trostland EDZ

[abstract path]

That one goes way back when i started the game tbh

[abstract path]

Nah i put on more weigh now

[sullen osprey]

https://youtu.be/XL3MGg8G9Og

[slate crown]

yea im trying out an arc titan build but still gotta figure out some way to heal myself since that's my problem rn

[wind forum]

If I remember correctly

[abstract path]

I need
Speed

[wind forum]

Wildwood had a 'sash' that acts as a cape without having to use a cape

[abstract path]

Healing ain't a problem

[wind forum]

So you can just walk around without some dumb shit fluttering down

[slate crown]

yea i snort healing grenades

we aren't the same

[abstract path]

Same here

[sullen osprey]

I snort regular grenades

Get on my level

[abstract path]

Imagine using regular gremades

[slate crown]

nah

[sullen osprey]

Imagine not imploding 5 seconds after this post due to the chemical reaction of the grenade going off

[abstract path]

I like the particlebomb more

[slate crown]

ok now you're dead, no more chatting

[sullen osprey]

Naw this is the ghost of salty

[slate crown]

fail rp

[abstract path]

Frpfrp

Moooooods

[sullen osprey]

Now ima haunt your fur suit and FNAF this place up

[slate crown]

i don't think that's a good idea

[placid sail]

haha old fezz man

[slate crown]

[abstract path]

Ghost busters

:v

[sullen osprey]

Give the suit lean

I NEED LEAN

[abstract path]

God fucking

[slate crown]

ugh god don't bring back the homunculus memes

[sullen osprey]

Cry

[abstract path]

Die

[slate crown]

that shit died in 2010

[abstract path]

Dead cells b like

[slate crown]

i will kill

[abstract path]

Haha humunculus in dead body go brrrrt

[sullen osprey]

Hahahahaha I smell bunt toast

Bbrunt boats

[stone blade]

people be investing in crypto

I'm investing in racing games

🤝

[wind forum]

zased

[abstract path]

🤝 my man

[stone blade]

🤝

at this point the handshake emoji is a universal language in brainfart

[abstract path]

Racing games b fine tho sometimes

[stone blade]

nfs heat actually is really nice and fun

[abstract path]

Make it a fucking letter

[sullen osprey]

Ah then in that case I’m investing in cancer

[stone blade]

ew

[stone blade]

only time to play league is if you're gonna troll with a non meta pick

thats the only way to play league

[sullen osprey]

Well yeah, sett bottom with snack support is the only way to go

Shaco*

[stone blade]

sett bottom with lulu support

turn them into squirel
beat the squirel up

🤝

[sullen osprey]

No then your actually trying and that’s gross

[stone blade]

how

you press one button

with lulu

[sullen osprey]

Exactly, too easy

[stone blade]

so you're not really trying

when it's easy

[abstract path]

Depression is all i am reading here

[stone blade]

idk I don't play league anymore

I suffer with university 😎

[quaint ore]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1029134501047177338/1031579070355488868/IMG_5810.png

[upbeat bobcat]

You can read?

[abstract path]

You can hear?

[spiral hawk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240196923644968960/1031576865938341919/10944a81d37ec82f20e2cd07a9ace45dfa7ce5b04d2f68079a2de1b9ea924f9c_1.mp4

[narrow lotus]

Amomogu

[slate crown]

Mogu mogu

[narrow lotus]

Gus

[slate crown]

sus

balls

[stone blade]

mogogus

gusosus @slate crown

[swift scarab]

Feesh

[slate crown]

what's so funny about Susus Samogus?

[stone blade]

you find gumogus agomus funny?

[slate crown]

i had a very good fwend in wome named Susus Samogus

[stone blade]

can't believe it

[slate crown]

SILENCE

[stone blade]

NO

[quaint ore]

Yes I will be hated by all slavs here now possibly for having a Lithuanian spec ops insignia

[slate crown]

I will not let my fwend be widiculed but the common soldiery

[stone blade]

why are you speaking in uwu language

wtf is wrong with you

[slate crown]

how can you not know this monty python bit

if falco were here he'd get it

[stone blade]

ive not watched monty python

leave me alone

[slate crown]

He has a wife yknow?

[swift scarab]

Witch detected

[stone blade]

like i care

[swift scarab]

Burn em

[slate crown]

you want to know what she's called?

Hega

[narrow lotus]

B@lls

[slate crown]

Hegada Drip

[swift scarab]

Cøck

[slate crown]

spaceballs

[narrow lotus]

Pocket

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/yzgS61zgPEg

watch this rn you uncultured bulgarian

[stone blade]

hegrab these nutz

[slate crown]

gah damn 💀

man im dead

[narrow lotus]

Do u know anything about gur?

[slate crown]

deez nuts

[narrow lotus]

[slate crown]

[abstract path]

What

[upbeat bobcat]

Dude I still can't believe dudes fucking created a comedy like this in 60's

[slate crown]

fr

it was ahead of it's time

[swift scarab]

Me and the boys committing blackface for the good acting role

[midnight tree]

he's literally me

[abstract path]

Literally

Uh

Not me

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/hes-just-like-me-fr-vatican-papal-states-sigma-hes-just-like-me-gif-26405637

[midnight tree]

me when i eat my own hand

[normal reef]

totally me when

https://i.gyazo.com/503c5d8c2ddc42f23ba57e0708544826.gif

[grizzled meadow]

I'll take the bait

What's gur

[slate crown]

gf asked me to make a meme edit

this was the best i got

[normal reef]

https://tenor.com/view/my-reaction-to-this-information-gif-25975249

[slate crown]

they're one piece characters redesigned as terraria devs

she drew them JUST for this meme

this woman scares me sometimes

[abstract path]

Booba artist

[slate crown]

also im pretty sure she has more fanart than you now and im not even mentioning that one of the devs used her art for his pfp

[normal reef]

that's fucking right

[abstract path]

Yes

Gimme :v

Lmao-

[slate crown]

check dms

[normal reef]

i am making rn

[abstract path]

Yooooo

[normal reef]

someone wants a 60 dollar commission

cash is cash

[slate crown]

gah damn 💀

[abstract path]

Jeez

[normal reef]

https://tenor.com/view/help-me-psychopath-cat-gif-26166899

[abstract path]

Isn't it psychopath?-

[slate crown]

sickopath

sicko mode

[real pebble]

cyclepath

[wind forum]

can you draw me clam smashing a bloodsucker with big booba

[abstract path]

Megamode

[slim osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/624295194027884589/1031593367794090104/4_5938547548129070690.mp4

[ember kindle]

General Thoughts: (10/10, they won't let me go any higher) FelineWitchy has been my top provider ever since I subscribed. She refers to herself as a slightly thick, petite Latina with a "girl next door kinda vibe!" One possible caveat is that she doesn't show her whole face. Most pictures and videos show her from the bottom her face (you can see her luscious lips). If this is an issue for you, just move along. It doesn't bother me in the slightest. Description in her own words: "Netflix and Chill? Naaah.. More like Hentai with Senpai! 😏 I'm a nerdy gal who enjoys anime, hentai and is a total brat 😝, don't get me wrong though I can definitely be a good girl 😇 too! Latina/Amateur/One on one interactions/Sexting/Customs photos and videos/GFE/POV/No PPV (Customs excluded of course)/Solo/Teasing/Dick, Pussy, Boobs, Ass ratings/Kink friendly!! Come have some fun with your nerdy, silly new online girlfriend, promise I won't disappoint 😘"

Amount of Content: (9/10, although for the price it is still a value) Witchy's page has 88 Posts, 85 Photos and 20 Videos (cost is $7.99 per month). These numbers may seem low, but Witchy has only been at this for a few months and is constantly posting new content and most of the videos are of decent length.

Quality of Content: (10/10) Witchy has themes for each day's posting such as Make Me Moan Monday and Tame Me Tuesday, my personal favorite. Witchy really does respond to messages personally, just be patient as she has a life outside of the web. I have been subscribed to her page since day one and I feel a connection while messaging her and watching her videos. Why do I subscribe here with all the free porn available on the web? It's the ability to connect with someone incredibly hot, not just the content, and see them as a person, albeit one with a perfect body that would make angels weep.

Would I resubscribe and why/why not: (10/10 rebill on). If the content being posted was not enough, the big plus for Witchy is custom content. I have purchased several custom videos from her, and each has been hotter than the last. I am talking about 10-minute videos, full of action and not lulls or scene cuts like some other creators provide. She has exceeded my expectations in what she has delivered, and the turnaround time has been quick.

LMFAOE theres this guy on reddit doing reviews of onlyfans accounts

[normal reef]

k

[wind forum]

you think I'm joking

[wide bough]

internet users

[normal reef]

https://youtu.be/brTeI8X-SoQ

[broken topaz]

me to my bf when he disagrees with me

[slate crown]

[normal reef]

https://tenor.com/view/wrong-channel-discord-nerd-lol-gif-24023807

[broken topaz]

I wont be gaslit into thinking im wrong

[slate crown]

im so glad mine doesn't do that

[broken topaz]

are you? you sure you wouldnt enjoy that?

[wide bough]

[slate crown]

[normal reef]

i make what people ask me

i am occupied with one work now

[slate crown]

god i was going to make a point but this fucking emote broke me

[normal reef]

one day i'll make gamma chan, make hentai out of her and use her to react to everything on #🎪bruh-fart

what do you think of that

[wind forum]

https://tenor.com/view/carmightyvids-cmv-cat-cmvcat-khatcmv-gif-21476536

[slate crown]

damn the whole place got REAL quiet

[abstract path]

Oh jesus christ

[broken topaz]

it was a joke

[slate crown]

you launch nukes while mine threatens to bite my nuts off

we are not the same

[broken topaz]

My slaps hit like tactical nukes from a Fatman launcher

[wind forum]

ogryn hands

[normal reef]

gamma chan i would ruin the fucking community man

[narrow lotus]

[slate crown]

nah nah we don't tolerate physical torment in this household

unless it's in bed

then it's a fuckin free for all

[narrow lotus]

there it is

[narrow lotus]

a yes the weirdchamp moment

[slate crown]

mad?

[broken topaz]

imagine not being slapped and choked out in bed

cringe

[slate crown]

some people aren't into that, don't judge

[narrow lotus]

[abstract path]

Bro idk what i WILL do to my bf but

Surely, I'll make him pay somehow

[slate crown]

ledy is uncomfortable

[wind forum]

someone asked me to choke them once and because I never did it before I started pressing my thumbs into their traquea

[narrow lotus]

i dont know what to say

imma just react with emojis

[normal reef]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2J1e9BY8eC8&list=PL0N5CXvzF-4WNtbcxBNZJu4vJbPuVHqc7&t=291s

[slate crown]

fair fair

[abstract path]

Sorry i don't speak surgery

[slate crown]

of course you wouldn't understand words with more than 2 syllables crystal

we know

[abstract path]

So what the fuck is a traquea

[wind forum]

windpipe

[narrow lotus]

ur fucking neck

[abstract path]

Ahhh

[slate crown]

neck

watch some medical shows at least bruv

House M.D

[abstract path]

why don't you call it neck then bastard

[narrow lotus]

how else do u choke somone? u bite their ears?

[slate crown]

[narrow lotus]

@slate crown u shut the fuck up now

[wind forum]

I thought I was supposed to strangle them not like do that thing where you put your fingers up against their blood veins

[narrow lotus]

[slate crown]

you can't silence the horni birb man

[abstract path]

House you say

[narrow lotus]

yes an actual good show

at least first seasons

[abstract path]

Doctor house?

[narrow lotus]

then it got ....weird

[slate crown]

very

[slate crown]

yeeeea we don't talk about that

[wind forum]

Okay so how its supposed to work is right around the neck is like an artery, and applying pressure slows blood flow and makes them light headed

[narrow lotus]

Yes , Crystal, M.D stands for Medical Doctor

[wind forum]

and I'm over here like

[abstract path]

I also like doctor who

[slate crown]

who?

[abstract path]

[narrow lotus]

Daemon Targaryen

[abstract path]

The irony

[wind forum]

https://tenor.com/view/ceno0-muscle-soldier-tf2-this-is-what-dying-feels-like-gif-24984927

[slate crown]

sorry ledy

[abstract path]

Oh jeez...

[narrow lotus]

jizz indeed

[abstract path]

I would never want to die like that qwq

[abstract path]

Also i think somethings wrong with my adams apple?

[narrow lotus]

interesting information

[abstract path]

Just askin round

[wind forum]

https://youtu.be/yK3DX2F0JWQ?t=113

did something like this happen

[abstract path]

It kinda hurts but i seem pretty fine!

[wide bough]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/533093841033625601/1031600293298843665/20221017_002528.jpg

[abstract path]

Also my voice won't go that much down anymore

Hmmm

[slate crown]

ah that's normal, one of my friends who had a giant adams apple sometimes suffer from soreness but it usually goes away after a few days

[abstract path]

No, it ain't soreness

[slate crown]

if its something in your throat then its a whole different issue

[abstract path]

Really isn't

[abstract path]

It surely is

[slate crown]

see a doctor

now

[abstract path]

Soon

[slate crown]

good

[long kernel]

so i got into a car and now it wont let me get out anyone know how to fix?

[abstract path]

Tomorrow, alright?

[wide bough]

#🎪bruh-fart

[slate crown]

try turning it off and on again

[wide bough]

have you tried pressing alt f4

[abstract path]

Ever heard of turning the kar keys once in a while again and again?

[wide bough]

Ok so you see that window next to you

Throw a spark plug at it for a big surprise!!!

[slate crown]

classic

make sure to smash the sparkplug though for maximum effect

[slate crown]

you'll get a bigger prize

[abstract path]

Omg

[slate crown]

fuck goin on in Miami bruh 💀

[slate crown]

oh no

ledy is going to be the next victim

one day pepi will take over his account and become new mod

[narrow lotus]

good, it will finally cleanse brainfart

turn it into birbfart

[abstract path]

My ohnest oppinion

[sullen osprey]

No, pilk domination

[abstract path]

You know what happens to crows, bugs and bats in dead cells?

[slate crown]

@sullen osprey

[sullen osprey]

Yeah

[abstract path]

This vibes

[sullen osprey]

Would it be based to eradicate all rats on earth?

[slate crown]

ratman punching the air rn

[plucky void]

all flying rats, yes please

[abstract path]

Yes please

[sullen osprey]

Bout to give the rat man the bite of 87

(Ps. I’m a cannibal 🙃)

[abstract path]

Good luck treating your sickness, sinner :)

[narrow briar]

za monolit

[abstract path]

Za monolit

Granada!

[sullen osprey]

Slava monolith

[astral citrus]

i need to get one of those videos but for the mercs

[narrow lotus]

with the Rave song

[sullen osprey]

No, monolith is the only one that this is possible with sadly

[narrow lotus]

I am not a king , i am not a god....i am.....pda sound

[sullen osprey]

Ah yes the dopamine machine

[abstract path]

Strelok! I have another task for you

[normal reef]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/968275270987546654/1027020425416429628/dfgdfgdsgsdfsdfsd-1.gif

[wind forum]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807809192537882647/1026582886935166996/attachment.gif

[normal reef]

general ita

[pastel quartz]

[normal reef]

i am just that famous

[pastel quartz]

not as famous as bob

sorry

[slate crown]

he has problems, don't mind him

[normal reef]

yeah you got me there

[sullen osprey]

You got here like 2 weeks ago lmao

[pastel quartz]

go back in the closet

[wind forum]

I agree with bob

[narrow lotus]

i dont know what to do now

[wind forum]

Kinda a big deal

[pastel quartz]

i can speak french

[normal reef]

hey amico, oggi il sole splende

[sullen osprey]

Use google translate

[lusty sonnet]

Gorlami