🎪bruh-fart

[abstract path]

Yep

[midnight tree]

he also told me that he could survive nuclear fallout

i'm locking him out of the bunker when the time comes

[abstract path]

[midnight tree]

i was just guarding the train station to make sure some serial masturbator didn't get in again and then jesus himself just came up to me and started babbling about a spiritual war

that was one hell of a night

[abstract path]

Yeah his "spirit" maybe can survive a nuclear warhead but

Our body? Biomass?

We will fucking die

He gotta understand that

Otherwise he ded

[midnight tree]

in my relatively short time as a security guard i have seen some wierd stuff

[narrow lotus]

Aye u guys see craziest shit

[abstract path]

Are u have englis?

[midnight tree]

there's some girl who keeps fucking eating batteries and coming into the hospital i sometimes guard

multiple times a week

[narrow lotus]

Crysal moment

[abstract path]

Bruh

Hey

I'm not that retarded alr?

[midnight tree]

on god all the fucking liquor she brings every time

at least 2 bottles of cheap vodka

[abstract path]

Bruh

[narrow lotus]

Vodka is vodka

[midnight tree]

this is true

[abstract path]

Vodka can b nice but i prefer it sweet

[midnight tree]

after a swig or two it's just like drinking water

which is why i stopped drinking it because that shit can get hairy real quick

[narrow lotus]

Oh yeah i got drunk for the 1st time with that

Drank from the bottle.....

In 1 hour i was done fucked

[abstract path]

I know there still is russian vodka in this country somewhere

[midnight tree]

which country

[abstract path]

Germany

[midnight tree]

gerbany moment

[narrow lotus]

Werent u in poland

[midnight tree]

same thing

[narrow lotus]

Defo not

[abstract path]

Born there
I don't live there

[midnight tree]

polish and german game developers are the exact same

[narrow lotus]

Germany can invade Poland but not the other way around

[abstract path]

Not in siegen

Siegen more like biegen

[midnight tree]

i got a lot of family in germany that i don't know about

i just know some of em own a castle of something

maybe that's in switzerland

[midnight tree]

mood

the vergil one not the cat one

[midnight tree]

jerma looks like he needs a hug

but it also looks like he would bite my throat out if i tried to hug him

[fading shuttle]

jerma looks like if he met a woman he would shit himself and still be the smoothest man ever

[midnight tree]

sex shaders

let's go

[narrow lotus]

Rippe

[slate crown]

my thoughts exactly

[urban ocean]

https://twitter.com/lonely_heheh/status/1579274785514991617?s=20&t=qSPnfaHMG2toyoE2_PnSwA

Lonely (@lonely_heheh)

Cell the unworthy

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[heady vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/998074295156736064/1026609054996500540/74.mp4

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/8oQ8zbyCJd0

[heady crow]

This is the male fantasy

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/mcdonnells-curry-sauce-foil-arms-and-hog-grass-gif-20592252

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow

[grizzled meadow]

The worst is when I'm browsing my brainfart folder looking for a video because I don't rename videos

And I get that video

[heady crow]

Ahahahahhaha

[grizzled meadow]

Because I already forgot the first part

[heady crow]

You got the yakuza one?

[grizzled meadow]

10 years in the joint?

Yes

[heady crow]

Nah nah not ten years in the joint made you a fucking pussy

[grizzled meadow]

I don't think I have that other kind of video

[heady crow]

But this trend with yakuza

Ah alr

[normal reef]

10 days as admin in the gamma server made you a fucking

Chaad

[placid sail]

poor bird boy

amount of imbeciles sure spiked here recently

[normal reef]

AYO SEX CHANNEL

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow

[placid sail]

@heady crow why are you kawai desu

[grizzled meadow]

Yeah I remember this one

[heady crow]

New season of iruma kun

Had to pick those matching pfps yknow

[grizzled meadow]

@placid sail why your pfp isn't laughing

[heady crow]

Falco do you think bz is laughing with the current state of things?

[placid sail]

had to google that, well, good for you! but also

[heady crow]

Whatt?

[placid sail]

weeb hehe

I'm just kidding babe

[heady crow]

Blame the guy who im matching with smh

[heady crow]

Yayayayay

[placid sail]

because it is not funny anymore.

[mortal dirge]

hello motherfyckers

[grizzled meadow]

True

[grizzled meadow]

[placid sail]

rawr exdee notices your bulge

[heady crow]

And i mean emperors tts shutting down

Fucking gw

[placid sail]

freaking assholes

[heady crow]

Have to ruin everything

[placid sail]

my buddy made me watch warhammer+, the one thing which made them all fan projects die

and though it's not that bad, it was certainly not worth it

[placid sail]

That thing was too big to be called a sword. Too big, too thick, too heavy, and too rough, it was more like a large hunk of iron.

[pastel quartz]

niko :D

[heady crow]

That thing was too big to be called a sword.
Too big, too thick, too heavy, and too rough, it was more like a large hunk of iron.

[placid sail]

hehe ahead of you buddy

[plucky void]

she still blocked it tho

[heady crow]

Ah fuck

[plucky void]

1/10 awful cosplay

[placid sail]

old geezer

[pastel quartz]

so mean :o

[slate crown]

he's literally a walking fossil, take anything he says with a grain of salt

[pastel quartz]

let me outte!!!!

[heady crow]

Baiting with blåhaj really does work

[placid sail]

pew pew pew

[pastel quartz]

femboy catcher

[pastel quartz]

truly

[stone blade]

yeah

[slate crown]

bml

[pastel quartz]

beamer logo

[placid sail]

@heady crow's leg day be like

[slate crown]

accurate

[heady crow]

Slander. You think i actually hit legs?

[slate crown]

i only do ass day

[heady crow]

All the leg days i have in my workout log are fake

[plucky void]

day 4 of having to untick the 'remember me' box everytime I log into Steam

thanks Gabe, you fuckin retard

[stone blade]

I'm bout to say it

[placid sail]

don't you forget about meee~

[stone blade]

I'LL SAY IT

hi.

[placid sail]

silence, radical bulgarian man

[heady crow]

Ya prolly should include hit thrusts into my program since dont think hamstring focused rdls are enough

[stone blade]

Never

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jU-amFWN99k&list=RDMvIjiMUIvbg&index=2

Literally me

[heady crow]

Also how are we feeling about the backpatchs position on the bottom right? Could be boomin

[placid sail]

don't make me do this holds a bottle of hair dye remover

[slate crown]

hip thrusts are the most sus excersise, but it's so good for the hamstrings and ez for me to do because of my giant glutes

[heady crow]

Oh yeah my friend mentioned that they were sus and kinda not straight which gave me the window to come out of the closet

[stone blade]

I'll fukin dye it again

[slate crown]

so you told him you're bi?

[plucky void]

marked one, what the hell

[heady crow]

Ya

[stone blade]

Homo.

[slate crown]

nice

[plucky void]

is this a 'biker from village people' cosplay jacket

[heady crow]

What?

[pastel quartz]

dang that looks kewl :o

[plucky void]

what

[slate crown]

at least bruno isn't the only femboy here anymore

thanks to minty

[stone blade]

what

[heady crow]

Whats the village people

[plucky void]

how can you call yourself homo/bi and not know village people

I hereby revoke your homo/bi rights

bruno is now an alt-right super-straight cis male

[stone blade]

what

[slate crown]

💀

[slate crown]

old man take your fucking meds

pls

[placid sail]

@heady crow ha straiiiiiight

https://tenor.com/view/gay-minecraft-calling-gif-12355236

[slate crown]

bruno is straight now?

[plucky void]

super straight

[slate crown]

time to kill myself

[placid sail]

indeed, old man revoked his homo license

[pastel quartz]

boo

imagine not kissing men

smh

[placid sail]

tbf not knowing YMCA is kinda sus

[plucky void]

ilililililililil

[placid sail]

even if you're not FREEDOM PERSON

[heady crow]

Ah right that group, didnt recognise by the name since im not 30yo yet

[pastel quartz]

you guys are so old blehhh

[stone blade]

ok

[upbeat bobcat]

You don't like old?

[pastel quartz]

no

[stone blade]

I'm like a grandpa to half of you fuckers

[pastel quartz]

im not a dilf person sorry

[upbeat bobcat]

Your loss

[plucky void]

time for cacodemonposting

[placid sail]

wheezes and spins

[placid sail]

you're fucking 12

[stone blade]

if im honest theres many gays where I live whod hit on me cuz I have long hair

[pastel quartz]

WHAT

[stone blade]

20*

[placid sail]

still too young

laughs while coughing dust

[slate crown]

take your ass meds bz11k you're so fuckin old

[placid sail]

I'm even older now

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/welcome-to-the-club-buddy-gif-25956831

[slate crown]

literally 27

[placid sail]

28

[slate crown]

bruh

happy birthday

[placid sail]

farewell 27 club

[placid sail]

thanks, it was a week ago lel

[pastel quartz]

im hella young compared to u guys

[stone blade]

best thing is
people dont think im homo
rather they think im hella drughead

[pastel quartz]

woaw

[upbeat bobcat]

Can't be younger than Crystal

[plucky void]

ah yes surely that's much better than people thinking you have the geys

[stone blade]

WELL

[placid sail]

you're homo as hell boi

[upbeat bobcat]

omo

[slate crown]

we might actually have a problem if that were true

[placid sail]

eyeing that pango's dumptruck all day

[stone blade]

If I'm honest idc what people think of me

[pastel quartz]

whihc is

[upbeat bobcat]

17

[slate crown]

oh really?

[pastel quartz]

oh, well im not younger than that lol

[plucky void]

add this as an emote pls and thank you

[stone blade]

here yes

[slate crown]

[placid sail]

let me elaborate now in great detail how much I don't care about what other people think of me

[slate crown]

fair

[stone blade]

🤝

[placid sail]

we interrupt this program for a certified banger moment

https://youtu.be/3CJkmR3Tf7Q

[slate crown]

HAI YAI FORCES

[plucky void]

and people call me old

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/im-in-my-prime-funny-ironic-age-old-gif-11480659

[upbeat bobcat]

You are old old

[slate crown]

bro you're literally 40 there's no faking that 💀

[stone blade]

play folk metal
day improves noticeably

[pastel quartz]

teehee i opened the egg of kings

[plucky void]

yet people be stuck listening to friggin
forces

[placid sail]

NO LITTLE FEMBOY DON'T GO INTO THAT CAVE

[slate crown]

oh mein godt, this ein cave full of monster energy

[upbeat bobcat]

Which Monster?

[slate crown]

zero ultra

[stone blade]

Ayyyyy

my man

[pastel quartz]

but which flavor

[upbeat bobcat]

yessiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[stone blade]

ZERO ULTRA

[stone blade]

you foking doofus

[pastel quartz]

i dont know the flavor names

i just know the colors

[slate crown]

bruh

broh

[upbeat bobcat]

It's white

[stone blade]

WHITE

[pastel quartz]

the names are dumb!!!

i like the white and pink and blue ones

[placid sail]

cardiac arrest club is all here

[stone blade]

the names are literally easier to remember

[pastel quartz]

and the peach

[pastel quartz]

no they arent theres one called paradise and sunrise thats confusing

qwq

my brain smoal

[stone blade]

I just got a deja vu

AAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[upbeat bobcat]

Drugs

[stone blade]

WHat if

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cake-cat-cake-meme-gif-24537247

[stone blade]

deja vu is a glitch in the simulation we live in?

[pastel quartz]

lobotomy

[stone blade]

HM?

[upbeat bobcat]

uhhhh

[plucky void]

no, but the police is coming to your house for a visit, please don't resist

[upbeat bobcat]

Old police

[plucky void]

the drink

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/damn-you-got-the-whole-squad-laughing-gif-20849744

[slate crown]

ivan having his paranoid schizophrenic conspiracy theorist episode for the third time this week

[stone blade]

I am that guy ]

[stone blade]

BUT IT COULD BE TRUE

you dont get it

[slate crown]

💀

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/ffxiv-final-fantasy-xiv-laughing-gif-4972487

[upbeat bobcat]

Typical Bulgarian

[slate crown]

take your damn meds

[stone blade]

SHUT

I'm right

youre wrong

[slate crown]

ivan be like:

[stone blade]

yes

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/jusflXhwnAc

yooo my boi is on the news

[upbeat bobcat]

Didn't know you had a "boy"

[slate crown]

i have several

[heady crow]

Happy belated birthday

How did you celebrate it? Back again at the hookah place?

[placid sail]

thank you

GODDAMIT

you know it

had some 100 grams of vodka with my couple pals at midnight, had some goofs and laughs, it was fun

wasn't really in the mood to celebrate it with a big crowd, but it was still very nice

[heady crow]

Yaya often times its more enjoyable with a couple close friends

[slate crown]

nah i still prefer to drink alone

[stone blade]

I go play nfs heat

bye

[slate crown]

get dat beamer lawnmower

[heady crow]

Idk a group of a little under 10 is kinda elite

[slate crown]

I'll take a few people but anything over 6 people is too much for me

[heady crow]

For me when it gets over 10 its messy. Under that is fine and still can split around when needed comfortably

[plucky void]

3 people is too much

cause there's already at least 2 trying to talk over each other

imagine 10

[slate crown]

yea that

[swift scarab]

Bold of you to assume I have someone else to drink with

[pastel quartz]

shut uppp ours sound cooler

[swift scarab]

[slate crown]

I'll still prefer drinking alone in the comfort of my own bed

[plucky void]

pyramid is wrong 🤓
12 months for 30 days, the 'month' should be the top of the pyramid for having less numbers

[swift scarab]

I usually sit in the garage with gin and soda

[placid sail]

month-day-year

fucking psychos

[pastel quartz]

also wait isnt the temp scale just wrong?

or am i stupid

[swift scarab]

Both

[slate crown]

yes.

[swift scarab]

[pastel quartz]

im just a little stupey

[plucky void]

I dunno I have no idea how the wrong measurement systems work

there's celsius, meters, litres

and then there's wrong temperature, wrong distance and wrong liquid volume

[placid sail]

burgers per freedom you old geezer

[placid sail]

hahahaha

immediate change

[plucky void]

there's grams
then there's the wrong mass

[slate crown]

fahrenheit is only popular because of the book, simple as

[plucky void]

or because of freddie mercury 💀

[swift scarab]

Genshin pfp moment

[swift scarab]

He do be vibing

[slate crown]

he looks like casey neistat wtf

[plucky void]

how do you know?

[swift scarab]

R34s a hell of a drug

[plucky void]

that is somehow worse than being a genshin player

[swift scarab]

Nah, it’s about the same

[slate crown]

oh don't act like you haven't jerked off before old man

[plucky void]

I have, but not to r34 furries you disgusting fuck

[swift scarab]

Comparable to how Overwatch has an endless amount of porn for it

[plucky void]

[lusty sonnet]

I see porn

[swift scarab]

Here we go again, he said the f word

[slate crown]

which one

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/foiled-again-foil-again-cat-kitten-gif-24575588

[heady crow]

Started working out for stronker mooscles but i ended up relating to the man who killed Paul Allen

[swift scarab]

Me and the boys on our way to post copius amounts of “homework” from our 5TB dump folders

[ripe ibex]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/894167642791882803/1027990073842602094/VID-20220928-WA00250.mp4

[swift scarab]

Half of those look like dudes

[swift scarab]

[plucky void]

this is brainfart, of course they're all dudes

[grizzled meadow]

I'm almost sure I made this and everybody in here stole it

[plucky void]

wow you cropped an image, good job falco

[swift scarab]

The Italian has arrived

[plucky void]

[swift scarab]

[slate crown]

nah you didn't falco i posted it first

[grizzled meadow]

I don't believe you

[grizzled meadow]

A specific* image

[swift scarab]

[slate crown]

alright lemme see when i saved it so we'll find out ourselves

[slate crown]

mine was saved on August 17th 2022 so right around there

[swift scarab]

The gun barrel is off-center compared to the mouth, consider me irritated

[lusty sonnet]

Falco is gonna say august 16th

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/jim-carrey-jim-carrey-typing-jim-carrey-typing-angry-jim-carrey-typing-fast-gif-22736994

Pango debunking

Rip embed...

[swift scarab]

Embed fail

[lusty sonnet]

Nice one

[placid sail]

embed fail

[swift scarab]

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/jim-carrey-jim-carrey-typing-jim-carrey-typing-angry-jim-carrey-typing-fast-fasttyping-gif-22737012

Pango debunking with a shitty gif

[swift scarab]

There you go

[grizzled meadow]

https://media.tenor.com/DnMOr2rgYaQAAAAd/jim-carrey-jim-carrey-typing.gif

[slate crown]

i did see you use it a few times so i won't blame you for it

[plucky void]

here's some more irritation

[swift scarab]

This chat in a nutshell when we’re not directly talking about stalker

[grizzled meadow]

VABE' CLYDE DIO CANE

NON E' POSSIBILE PERÒ

PURE LA GIF NON TI VA BENE

[swift scarab]

FUUUUUUUCK

[slate crown]

[lusty sonnet]

Easy falco

[grizzled meadow]

IT'S A FUCKING GIF

[lusty sonnet]

Eat a pizza

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow

[slate crown]

what's he saying I don't speak marinara

[swift scarab]

Calm down spaghetti man, no one’s stealing your pasta

[plucky void]

I tried posting an instagram video about cats the other day and Clyde said 'no'

[grizzled meadow]

I mean seriously

[placid sail]

daddy chill

[swift scarab]

Lol

[lusty sonnet]

He's reading the ingredients for lasagna

[slate crown]

discord do be doing a little trollin

[placid sail]

❤️

[heady crow]

And we have all 4 on this server ❤️ .

[grizzled meadow]

Pango mirin' when he successfully debunked my cropped image

[plucky void]

uh oh politics

[swift scarab]

Hehe funni orange man

[slate crown]

bro i seriously don't know why you're getting your panties in a bunch over this

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/political-tww-starboard-politics-gif-18079403

[grizzled meadow]

Do I seriously need to actually say that I'm joking?

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-political-gif-21438301

[grizzled meadow]

A -insert time- of no Falco changed everything around here...

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/brisket-bridget-bridget-guilty-gear-gm-good-morning-gif-26654735

[slate crown]

yes i have became very dense

[swift scarab]

We just got more bored and horny, not much difference to be honest

[grizzled meadow]

That feel when no zaza

[plucky void]

zazu

[slate crown]

not my fault you're all just a bunch of disembodied voices on a fuckin screen

[plucky void]

voices?

you hear voices?

[grizzled meadow]

Bruno is very much physical

[swift scarab]

Guys outfit looks like a Japanese Mr. X

[grizzled meadow]

That's all we need to know

[heady crow]

so khaa isnt the only schizo here

[placid sail]

never touch the pasta and the memes of an Italian 🇮🇹 😤 ✊

[plucky void]

dawn of war moment

DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO

[swift scarab]

Touch the Italian, eat the memes, and kill the pasta, got it

[slate crown]

yes whenever i read your messages there's always a little voice acting it out in my head

[heady crow]

avg inner monologue chad

[placid sail]

kill.

[plucky void]

I play music in my head

we are not the same

[placid sail]

bruno down bad

[plucky void]

she's already wearing his shirt

[plucky void]

so they already doing couple stuff

[swift scarab]

I’m not paying taxes fuck off

[placid sail]

jobel moment

[pastel quartz]

:3c

[swift scarab]

You know what to do boys

[plucky void]

is "c" supposed to be the chin or something

[pastel quartz]

its like a lil hand

like ur coverin ur mouth when u snicker mischieviously >:3c

[placid sail]

jeez MBO

[plucky void]

... I'll keep imagining that as a chin, thanks

.1% less cringe

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/the-future-is-now-old-man-gif-10300670

[plucky void]

sorry if I don't know the anatomy of weeb emoticons

[slate crown]

💀

[heady crow]

still a banger. Still a tragedy that ship schnaps apparently isnt sold here anymore

[grizzled meadow]

He felloff

[slate crown]

maaaaan he felloff

[swift scarab]

E

[heady crow]

i put on this pfp for one day and yall immediately start saying i fell off

smh

[placid sail]

I wonder if MBO personally knew Abraham Lincoln

[placid sail]

must be dope

[swift scarab]

Average anime pfp moment, welcome to the club

[heady crow]

atleast im not alone in this fate

repost

[swift scarab]

Me when Pango immediately deletes another gura picture

[grizzled meadow]

🥚

[grizzled meadow]

Bruno hornyposting is literally felloff

[slate crown]

look at dis lil fella

[grizzled meadow]

Got 🕶️ on

[swift scarab]

Second thing you’ve tried this, still ain’t working

[swift scarab]

I see through your lies

[slate crown]

yea no shit

just let me gaslight you dammit

[grizzled meadow]

New literally me dropped

[swift scarab]

Nope

I’m as flammable as dirt

And as smart as it too

[slate crown]

man how does gtanil do this shit so well

[swift scarab]

Yes

It’s called being unhinged

You’re just horny

[slate crown]

no don't say the H word, you're going to trigger the beast from it's slumber

[swift scarab]

Don’t really get the joke on this one

[swift scarab]

Heterosexual

[heady crow]

common theme of stealing copper wires and pipes from construction sites during night

[swift scarab]

Ah yes, theft

[heady crow]

yes

[slate crown]

nah that's fine, im just spent af since my gf went through her luteal phase

thank god I survived

[heady crow]

now back to drawing commissions so you can stay as her boywife

[slate crown]

[swift scarab]

Can’t relate, currently have a boyfriend in the Netherlands

[slate crown]

lucky bastards

[swift scarab]

Why’d you think there’s two characters in my pfp

[slate crown]

there's 2?

[heady crow]

one for you and one for your bf

[swift scarab]

Yeh

[slate crown]

wtf i just noticed it NOW

[swift scarab]

No one usually looks close enough

[upbeat bobcat]

I'm in your walls

[swift scarab]

I’m in your ass

Which is worse, you decide

[upbeat bobcat]

That means we get to look to each other very closely

[swift scarab]

Hmm true

[upbeat bobcat]

But I still have access to fresh air while you don't so

Gl

[swift scarab]

Bold of you to assume I haven’t already been sustaining myself off of stale bedroom air and soda

[swift scarab]

Only shit I’m going through is a retail store not responding to my job application

So eh

I’ll live

[grizzled meadow]

American

[swift scarab]

Less an American thing, more of a “I don’t get out very much” thing

[normal reef]

lol i watched all that

[slate crown]

it's good right?

10/10 editing

[normal reef]

relatabl

[pastel quartz]

steppa60

[slate crown]

also @heady crow forgot to mention that i lost 8kgs of fat out of nowhere

[heady crow]

[heady crow]

some mfer been vaccuuming that shit out

[heady crow]

ahahahahahahahhahahahahahahha

oh god

[slate crown]

it's been awhile since I've last weighed myself and I've been fasting alot during that time

[pastel quartz]

beloved creature

[heady crow]

yaya happy for you dude. Bout to cut down for summer myself when the time comes

[pastel quartz]

im tiney i weigh like 130-140

lbs

[slate crown]

use metric pls

no one understands hamburger measurements

[pastel quartz]

fine

[heady crow]

63kg

that really is small

[pastel quartz]

yea

[heady crow]

wait how tall are you?

[pastel quartz]

uh

[slate crown]

eh still heavier than my gf

[pastel quartz]

around 180cms

[slate crown]

fucks sake

another fucking tall person

[heady crow]

im 4cms taller and 20kg heavier kek

[slate crown]

how am i 10cms shorter but weigh 30kgs more

man im dense af

[pastel quartz]

fatty fat face

ok im sorry ur not fat

[heady crow]

hopefully ill get more heavier since finally starting to pick up momentum at the gym again

[heady crow]

hes not fat hes just on a dedicated bulk dw

[pastel quartz]

i cant go to a gym, only home workouts for me

too many ppl, so scary

[slate crown]

it's ok, not the first time I've heard that

[heady crow]

ya had to go with a friend before got used to going there alone. Now cant really properly workout at home bcs cant get in the right mindset

[slate crown]

im considered morbidly obese in vietnam as a matter of fact

[heady crow]

you are just intimidatingmaxxing for your bouncer job dw

[slate crown]

even though i workout constantly, asians still love judging people from appearance

[normal reef]

do 50 pushups

[pastel quartz]

im gonna get on that femboy workout plan

[normal reef]

nobody is stopping you

[pastel quartz]

which is actually really easy

[heady crow]

ah

[slate crown]

fuck off with that callisthenics bullshit man

we only pump iron here

[swift scarab]

Easy, temporarily become an American and ruthlessly insult everything they stand for

[heady crow]

when the dyel twink asks what we are doing on the weekend

[slate crown]

I'm going to change my nationality to Singaporean when i turn 21

[swift scarab]

Makes sense

[heady crow]

im actually interested what a femboy workout program looks like. Care to link one?

[heady crow]

but still stay in vietnam?

[slate crown]

ye

I'm only doing it for the Visa

[heady crow]

foreigner in a familiar country

[slate crown]

that premium Singaporean visa is no joke

[pastel quartz]

uh, there are a lot of bad ones online that are focused on body chemisty and are kinda unstable n not good, but if you just want legs, just do donkey kicks and squats

at least thats what my friend who works out told me

[heady crow]

well if that gets you to finland then its worth it

[stone blade]

guys are you todays date cuz youre all 10/10

[slate crown]

bro I'm already treated like a foreigner as is, wouldn't make much of a difference

[slate crown]

that's the plan homeboy

[pastel quartz]

i did it for a few weeks but im twinkish enough so i stopped (plus nobodys around and i dont really need to do it for myself so)

[slate crown]

i workout so i can eat

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/my-man-together-smile-gif-20682410

[normal reef]

cant wait to get my gym membership renewed

[heady crow]

need to get a better homegym setup so we two can properly workout together here then. Too bad a power rack and a adjustable bench alone costs near 1000 euros

[slate crown]

also are we just going to ignore ivans 10/10 compliment? thanks ivan

[heady crow]

thats not even that bad but weights itself cost a fuckton

[stone blade]

Always for the homies

[heady crow]

already happy enough with your own body then or?

[pastel quartz]

yeah p much

im adorable :3c

[slate crown]

ugh no

[stone blade]

No I am

[slate crown]

don't do that pls

[pastel quartz]

dont do what

[heady crow]

im sure you are ^^. Gigahot when someone is secure in their own looks

[slate crown]

im getting crystal flashbacks again

[pastel quartz]

i also have kewl long metal hair so i can headbang >:D

[pastel quartz]

i dunno what ur talkin abt

[heady crow]

aaahhhhh

[slate crown]

you're alright, just my paranoid ass

[pastel quartz]

? wha?

[heady crow]

guys with long hair is something different. Really want to grow mine out

[slate crown]

don't worry about it

i had a minor stroke

[pastel quartz]

its worth it, theres very few downsides (that i know of)

if you bend down a lot it might get in the way but u can just tie it back

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/supernatural-spn-dean-dean-winchester-sam-gif-16140336

[pastel quartz]

like a stroke related to minors or a lesser stroke

[slate crown]

wtf

[stone blade]

guys do you powder your balls?

asking for a friend

[slate crown]

yes, everyday

[pastel quartz]

which balls

[slate crown]

the bois get humid down there

[heady crow]

yaya i can see that. Feel like the biggest burden is keeping it looking good. Really easy to maintain a short haircut atleast

[stone blade]

with flour?
and then fry em?

[pastel quartz]

this is a ludicrously unspecific question

[stone blade]

my man.

[upbeat bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/874927352667324487/1029048771423785010/SPOILER_lv_0_202104181342480.mp4

[slate crown]

baby powder, shit works wonders

[stone blade]

THAT SMOOTH BALLAGE

[pastel quartz]

i just aerate with skirts, like a real man

[stone blade]

new word: ballage

[swift scarab]

Mfw all the femboys I know live in a different state/continent

[pastel quartz]

sucks to be u hehehe

[slate crown]

i refuse to walk outside of my house with humid/sticky balls, just a recipe for disaster

[pastel quartz]

fr fr skirts are sick

kilts too

[swift scarab]

If you’re starting the day with sweaty balls, it’s not gonna be a good day

[heady crow]

maan would be awesome to get a kilt and sew band patches on that mfer

[slate crown]

nah fuck that 💀

[pastel quartz]

thatd be sick yooo

[stone blade]

what if they're dry and you spread your legs and they unglue from your legs like fucking velcro

[pastel quartz]

i gotta do that now

[heady crow]

yes fucking sir

reminds me that i need to continue sewing my vest together

[pastel quartz]

the velcro analogy makes it so much worse, its more like peeling tape

[swift scarab]

I saw an older guy at a hardware store wearing a kilt once

[heady crow]

backside is complete apart from studs but front is still average at best

[slate crown]

precisely

[stone blade]

VELCRO BALLS

shit we have it lads

idea for millions

[swift scarab]

Me when my balls rip like velcro

[tribal tusk]

It do be like that

[heady crow]

based pfp

[tribal tusk]

Who

[heady crow]

you

[stone blade]

PUTY

[pastel quartz]

imagine going in for your like, whatever doctor visit and you just hear a really loud velcro noise from the room next to you

[slate crown]

that's a recipe for jock itch my friend

[stone blade]

ПУТѝѝѝѝѝ

ФУЦКИНГ

FUCKING путьььььь

[tribal tusk]

you a fan of путь?

[stone blade]

DAAAAAAAAAAAAA

YES

[tribal tusk]

ÅH

[main ivy]

Hey who else is pumped for hunting season this year (in american southeast at least, idk when the euro's are allowed to hunt)

[heady crow]

not a huge fan but i respect their work. Listened to that particular album a few times through years ago

cant remember the name since cyrillic

[pastel quartz]

reminds me i need to think abt ice fishing this year

[tribal tusk]

ah

[swift scarab]

Never said I had it, only medical issue I’ve ever had was when I accidentally ran full speed into a fat Hispanic kid when I was 7 and fractured my wrist

I was super skinny back then

[slate crown]

i didn't say you had jock itch wtf

[main ivy]

I live in a very hot humid place, ice fishing has always looked crazy fun.

[swift scarab]

Too bad, you get random life backstory tangent regardless

[heady crow]

wait you go ice fishing?

[pastel quartz]

no but ive always wanted to try

i used to go fishing on my dads boat all the time tho

[swift scarab]

Use your balls to ice fish

[heady crow]

ah ye its really fun even without setting up a tent etc

[pastel quartz]

i lived up in a really northern state and we would go off the coast

[heady crow]

just remember to pick a a day without any wind and thats sunny

[pastel quartz]

his side of the family owned a house on an island off the coast and we would visit all the time

[tribal tusk]

Ive gone ice fishing except on a Thawed lake

[slate crown]

been so long since I've went fishing

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/we-are-japanese-goblin-japanese-goblin-touhou-i-am-going-insane-insane-gif-25642099

[heady crow]

i go ice fishing pretty much every winter

sadly lakes wont freeze for a while

[pastel quartz]

i need to do cook and catch now that ik how to cook

[heady crow]

femboy ice fishing?

ayooo

[swift scarab]

I don’t think I’ve been fishing since I was 5 or so

[slate crown]

the last time i went fishing, i was trespassing on private property

they even built a wall

because of us

[swift scarab]

https://youtube.com/channel/UCqq5t2vi_G753e19j6U-Ypg

[heady crow]

yes im a big fan of her

[main ivy]

I mainly catch bass or spotted bream which are a bit bony but tasty. I would love to go a bit up north and catch some trout.

[pastel quartz]

insane channel

[main ivy]

*red breasted bream

[heady crow]

ya theres mainly zander, common perch, roach and northern pike to be catched here during summer

mainly gotten common perch and roaches while ice fishing tho

[stone blade]

FEMBOY FISHINGGGGGGG

[stone blade]

skill issue

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/prank-fun-fish-ok-meme-gif-16325939

[pastel quartz]

UUUOOHHHH

[heady crow]

I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him!

[slate crown]

💀

[heady crow]

jimmy with a lawyers degree is like a chimp with a machine gun

[slate crown]

why am i getting warhammer 40k memes all the sudden

[slate crown]

too real 💀

[heady crow]

also pango did rdl close to failure for the first time in a while and gahdamn the soreness in those mfing hammies today

[slate crown]

and I'm not even a 40k fan

[heady crow]

goated movement

[heady crow]

yaya and i am

[stone blade]

wtf is warhammer 40k

is it like warcraft?

[heady crow]

its a game where you collect warhammers

[stone blade]

wow

sounds like shit

[slate crown]

haven't done leg days yet in a whole year btw

[heady crow]

2 more till christmas dw

[pastel quartz]

why is nurgle just the best

actual best chaos god

[heady crow]

@slate crown

[slate crown]

the only legs i do is while im deadlifting I'll concentrate on my hammies a bit and or Farmer's walking back and forth in the hallway

[heady crow]

only one to sorta care about his followers

[slate crown]

real

[heady crow]

traps and forearms so big legs are the weakest link during farmers walks

what a unit

[slate crown]

yea having some straps for that last lap can be a life saver

so many toes could've been saved

[pastel quartz]

nurgle luvs ya :D

[heady crow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEP224Sa4Rw

[heady crow]

ya i bet you two have several diff straps

[slate crown]

nah just the 1 sometimes I'll put on if my forearms are a little swollen

[heady crow]

but ya prolly just gonna do bb shrugs for upper traps, finger and hammer curls for forearms so no need for farmers walks

need to buy straps at some point tho

[heady crow]

ah i didnt mean it like that

[slate crown]

I'll only use straps if my forearms are on fire and can't hold on to the weight anymore

that's when i need help

[heady crow]

mhm mhm

eventually ill get to the point where mixed grip on rdl etc wont be enough then ill buy straps

whenever that may be

[echo slate]

It's a sci-fi universe that includes a tabletop wargame, books, video games, and a movie or two iirc.

[swift scarab]

I’d rather have sex with “men” if that’s alright

[heady crow]

ey

me and you both

[slate crown]

i tried changing my grip on some excersises and that usually helps but not for long

[heady crow]

mixed grip works best since bar doesent roll in one direction like with double overhand grip

would be wild to learn hook grip at some point but rip thumbs

[slate crown]

yea i only do hook grips

[heady crow]

kek

chad

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzZ1ViOZJBo

[slate crown]

it just feels more natural and doesn't strain the forearms as much

[heady crow]

mhm ive tried it once or twice but always preferred mixed

[echo slate]

Better explanation:

[heady crow]

wait is that bricky?

[echo slate]

No it's mandalore

[heady crow]

man mandalore just sounds like a more monotone and mellow bricky

[pastel quartz]

im 1 inch under 6ft

idk which i like more tbh

[echo slate]

He makes good videos man, don't know what to tell ya

[heady crow]

youre 180cm which is the more important metric anyways

[pastel quartz]

nobody here knows metric

[stone blade]

@heady crow

[pastel quartz]

i luv dwarves tho...

[stone blade]

?

[cerulean plover]

im half an inch below and its annoying af to say 5 11 1/2 so i just say 6ft and save my self a ton of time

[echo slate]

Le metriqué

[stone blade]

90% of us are european

[pastel quartz]

i mean in my country sorry

[stone blade]

imagine your country

[heady crow]

ahahahahahhaha

me and the boys in the balkans

[slate crown]

america moment

[echo slate]

Prayin for you 🙏

[stone blade]

ok american

[echo slate]

Yes

[heady crow]

i did

[echo slate]

https://tenor.com/view/viralhog-gun-fire-murica-flag-america-gif-12183553

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/america-hurricane-happy4th-of-july-america-flag-independence-day-gif-21259025

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-i-dont-even-know-who-you-are-marvel-gif-15769006

[heady crow]

anyways whats up dingy

[cerulean plover]

the usual life struggling stuff 🙂

i see your avatar has evolved

[heady crow]

first time someone hasnt made a sky or updog joke when i asked that 😭

[cerulean plover]

taking a break from philosophy i see and enjoying some hentai?

[heady crow]

nahh not hentai exactly

[heady crow]

a new season of a anime came and a friend insisted i get matching pfps of it with him

idm it really. Kinda cute

[cerulean plover]

wholesome.

[cerulean plover]

not an anime guy but some are great. Elfen leid (if im spelling it right) was really touching

[lusty sonnet]

Not me smhsmh

[slate crown]

bro

wtf i just had deja vu

[heady crow]

you got a atlas pfp with the same style as your pfp?

[heady crow]

ya i dont really watch anime myself alone but its fun to go through shows with a friend

[lusty sonnet]

I got an aphro one for your femboy needs ;)

[heady crow]

dms

[left mural]

Is there any way to fix the game going to black screen and crashing?

[heady crow]

#🔨base-gamma-support

[slate crown]

wrong place bud

[grizzled meadow]

Great tv show

[lusty sonnet]

Lemme get home first

[cerulean plover]

unless it s one piece from the start and you grow old doing so

[left mural]

my penus us the wrong place for your mom

[slate crown]

ok?

weirdo

[heady crow]

i just started one piece with the same friend 2 days ago 😭

[cerulean plover]

if you like Sherlock i suggest watching the older one with Jeremy Brett.

[heady crow]

yayaya

[lusty sonnet]

Still not me smhsmh

[cerulean plover]

see you in 25 years

[heady crow]

thank you

i dont think ill ever finish it but who knows

got like what 1043 eps to go

[slate crown]

someone ping our resident one piece enjoyer ghosty, he's needed

i think he's on ep 1100

[lusty sonnet]

But did he call her yet?

[slate crown]

dunno

[main ivy]

I heard there might be 2 pieces actually

[slate crown]

hasn't talked about it yet

[heady crow]

i dont think so

should we ping him?

[cerulean plover]

watching one piece is like a full time job with plenty of unpaid overtime

[stone blade]

your mom haahahahahaaah

[heady crow]

ya so it feels. Time to abandon society for a few months and watch it during a europe through hike

[main ivy]

still waiting on parasyte reboot.

[heady crow]

oh damn theres a reboot coming?

[cerulean plover]

Great idea, just do try to stay in one piece

[main ivy]

In my dreams 😦

[heady crow]

ill go in search for the one piece wdym

[lusty sonnet]

I won't chop you up Bruno if you visit

[heady crow]

😳

you really know how get on my good side

[lusty sonnet]

I can be more persuasive

[stone blade]

what he bout to say

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/chuucel-hannibal-gif-24019849

[cerulean plover]

Mads so fucking gorgeous and charming it is soooooo annoying

and them fuckers cancelled one of the best series ever made

[heady crow]

oh ikr. Theres just a certain way in how he carries himself no matter what role he plays

[heady crow]

wait what now?

[cerulean plover]

ya the effortless way

[cerulean plover]

im talking Hannibal

[heady crow]

no way 😭

missed that completely then ig

[cerulean plover]

wdym, that happened years ago. you havent watched it?

🧐

[heady crow]

all im saying is that i missed the part when some mfers cancelled the show

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRXLAeogv5U @heady crow LITERALLY US

[heady crow]

shik

shak

shok

[cerulean plover]

aaa, well yes, thats why they stopped at season 5. ratings and shit.

[heady crow]

yaya sadly so

[slate crown]

psychotic megalomaniac streamer tries to communicate with the voices in his head

[heady crow]

god please let it end

[slate crown]

you tell me

I've got an itch on my back that I can't reach 💀

[heady crow]

avg bodybuilder problems

[cerulean plover]

On the contrary, we will wipe the semen out.

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-gif-10374658

[cerulean plover]

there is a tool for that

[slate crown]

ayo

[cerulean plover]

backscratcher.

[slate crown]

buttscratcher

[cerulean plover]

ballscratcher

[slate crown]

problem is, i left it at home

[heady crow]

crotchscratcher

[cerulean plover]

you name the use of it

they sell it as ____scratcher

[stone blade]

cockscratcher

[cerulean plover]

and you fill it on when you pay

[grizzled meadow]

WHAT

[heady crow]

well time to bond with someone by scratching eachothers backs in a literal sense

[grizzled meadow]

Seriously?

I'm watching it now on Prime Video

[slate crown]

[heady crow]

zamn what season you on rn?

[grizzled meadow]

AH

Guess I'll drop it

[stone blade]

they dun did falco down bad