#🎪bruh-fart
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spit out the hamster you hoe
You loot, you fight, you die. Tarkov is just a circle of repetition.
I hope you enjoyey my 3rd edit! It took some time, but It's finally here. Have a good one! :)
Song: дурной вкус - пластинки
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9n1P8-8ANg

crystal please get off twitter
Yeah put it down, even if you can't see anything in it, it's better to just not
Sure?
Lol
Thus i don't expect anything from anyone but actual friends
Sooo yeah!
Not really any of my business
My man 🤝
goddamn the differences in continential and national routes
it says in the map
ivan how did your geography courses go in high school?
i had perfect grades
sure
for me
i have a huge problem visualizing the map
in my head
thats why
oh its raining outside
BURY THE LIGHT
BURY THE LIGHT
I HAVE TO PLAY IT
NOO
can i get in your bed ivan
ok but im putting a cement wall barbed wire
2 posts with turrets
and several mines
no you wont
i will
we will be seperated
i'll find a way
lewd
HELL NO
At first destiny 2 now this q~q
E n d t h e p a i n
My honest reaction
"To: moms house"
That billy is you ivan

Me too
It's dry just like your ass
what
alright then

i hacked into crystals pc
no it aint
Bro i literally got no pc
you aint fooling anyone
now they try and gaslight us
i cant believe this crystal
Dude i literally just have my xbox 
It was a year ago, smartass
You weren't here
You mean Bruno
bruno aint a femboy he is the only MAN i would fuck no homo
bruno has GachaOS
gachi*
No but seriously @abstract path, why are you here if you don't have a PC for GAMMA
I have small dreams :3
fuck you
Man shu-
brainfart
Gacha is Genshin
you know why
Ah fuck you leather man
...no
I USED TO PLAY GAMMA
That's why I'm asking
Blyat.
I CAN'T REMEMBER EVERY USER
Exo mech, remember?
crystal had access to his mom's pc but i don't know what happened since that because i haven't been listening
I remember the name, yes
Vans, remember?
i do remember him posting stuff about playing gamma in ironman mode
My man Vans, of course
Good cuz that was meh
This is Vans now
and failing miserably
Now since my mothers pc got fixed i have no access to it whatsoever because she thinks i am gonna destroy it like my other siblings i am like
Dude...what
Like just
What?
stab your siblings in their sleep
I tried mang
Boomers think video games brake computers so
BAN CRYSTAL
And they click everything they see
🤫
Yeah ik
It's stupid
They never playd video games
On the goddamn pc
They just click on viruses
"Because i don't need it 🤓"
Yeah and the games that are standart on any windows pc? huh?!?
BITCH
When you click "moms in your area" and it leads you to your mom
Classic
I know
It's all Crystal?
Always has been
I have a picture to that
le wut
oh heah boomer parents
Ah the actual Crystal
The lore thickens
but what kind of crystal
crusty crystal?
Juicy
Deserved 
juicy crystal you say 

Yes yes 
It's a crystal crystal

That's obvious
is it falco like the star fox character
Furry Falco confirmed
Like as an 3d object lying on the ground in the zone?
falcooooooo
why can't i say c u m
i demand my rights back
i can't say t i t s, i can't say c u m

this is slowly turning into a dystopia
that's because the members of this server don't get any
I don't walk with that kind of thing
Aw :<
crystal, mama's beads would fit you better either way 
hang to your testies
That's one of the many reasons, also good catch, you're probably the only one who knows that game
LITERALLY FEMBOY ROOM
Name every character then
yeah well a different modding community I'm in is making a new star fox game and that's where I know it from
crystal wtf is that pink and shit
WHAT
Send link
I dunno every name of theirs
But i did see the game
So as i said
i know the game
pink crystal, c u m crystal and blue crystal
to the server or to the mod/game?
I'll blow your mind then
Search "krystal star fox"
Why did you stop playing clock and stone
Wait
I'll do that rq
it got repetitive
@grizzled meadow this is the dude's channel https://www.youtube.com/user/UndyingNephalim
the game is hosted over at https://www.hard-light.net/ - discord link is in one of the dropdown menus
Falco
It's you but with a K
Jeez 
it has playable content at this point
Nice one though
Very good
I'll look it up tomorrow
i think it's on moddb as well
theeeere it is https://www.moddb.com/mods/star-fox-event-horizon
what, you don't want starfox on an open source version of an engine of a 1999 space shooter game, with all of the modding tools bundled?
Only if it's good
it's up for you to decide ¯_(ツ)_/¯
sometimes... i have bad days
but then i stop to think that
all my days are bad.
Well i have no PC available whatsoever
then ask falco sometime later
what, you're from there as well?
is that a JO crystal?
say what
@grizzled meadow if you do another stalker run, do you mind finding a crystal artifact for me in an fire anomaly field and activate the anomalies around it. Then take a picture of it?
JO crystal?
pure 🔥
Yes
thank god no
charge it up and it aligns your chakras
ah yes, belief in healing rocks
The lapis lazuli and the amethyst idrk about but that i actually need them for a reason
well this is a stalker server after all...
Didn't like artifacts for no reason bud
Yes.
this ain't a femboy's room, it's a monolithan's room
Hail be the zone and it's great treasures
How about femboy monolith soldiers
too shiny for my taste
sronks are huggy :3
Imagine hugging another one of your comrades in stalker tho
Feeling that ass "accidently"
controllers just want to have some company :<
The zone already gets enough ones heh
You know
the zone seems to be getting the worst kind of folks lately
I always had that dream of like
Having tons of artifacts
Or all artifacts
Possible
Just imagine how it would look like!
as in, ingame or IRL
Ingame
back in my days of playing Misery I collected about 30 arts, dumped them on the floor and made a screenie while holding a detector
that screen is long lost to the river of time, I'm afraid
but...
i could go once again with these https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/958342885005221898/1018542598761230356/unknown.png
i believe in sentient rocks

Les go dood
considering yeeting them into a truck bed
Xd

YOOOO
That looks like pure chaos but also kinda rad ngl
let me try it in the night
Very well
Rip
Indeed
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All other music by Bensound
the cursed cyrillic alphabet
its cyrillic but if an anomaly went through it
and you have these insane sounds and letters
speaking of shiny things
@grizzled meadow might want to see this... it's the same game engine. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNNAYQrN0ls
An in engine cutscene built from a version by ShivanSpS, with Warmachine stuff jammed in.
Every frame is just so dense.
I dunno if what he saying is accurate, but if so… I learned a lot from that video
Where is strongest polish woman then
Dunno mang, prolly screaming kurwa around
drinking strong polish men into the ground, most likely
let me tell you, slavic girls are TERRIFYING when it comes to drinking
Yeah das my mother for ya in a nutshell
I'll take £50 for shit that never happened.
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Time to have intercourse with your mom

🤣
TEXAS IS NOT PART OF AMÉRICA
AMERICA IS PART OF TEXAS
(the whole continent)
Mang ease of that caps lock sheesh
damn i gotta go to cali then
Anime expo
But you gotta go to LA, which I personally try my best to avoid
Cute
THEY LET ANYONE IN THE FORCE LMAOOOOO
Don't have any bright ideas for memes, so here's little fella.
Music:
Animal Crossing: New Leaf - 1PM
Crash Bandicoot 1 Theme
Put this into the game dayum
i think thats just a meat chunk
water chunk
i feel like stalkers would take the more rudimentary route for naming it, like "spicy icy"
or "cold stone" like their favorite ice cream parlor chain
Lmao
"Cold stone"
Just freeze a stone and ya got sum
But i mean who puts stones in their freezer?
good for putting in beer or keeping mutant meat longer
That would be swaggers
OH WAIT OR
Cold stalker energy
Cold vodka
Cold alcoholic drinks in stalker 
Bro this is fucking big brain
the catch is that the artifact freezes their body from the inside out after using it as an ice cube
such is life in the zone
No i never said to use it as an ice cube
Just put it beside it
And then charge it up with, well
Water and some artifact
pee on it to make it more powerful?
Pee is hot
So no
It would not work
Neither would they allow it
Actually
Just find a new one to fix the current one
Ez
Make it like every other artifact
But a bit different this time
If grok would see this no cap he would go like "make it yourself"
Like
Yes
But how?
No pc?
artifact runs on water, so if you put it on your belt it takes your body's water content away slowly
so you're more thirsty as a result
Ooooh
But gives you a good ammount of fire res for that
Time to just add it
Xd
mfw i ate 20 anomalous bread
Oh god
Its been 4 years
ah yes, the grand e-girl invasion
"girl"
no no you don't understand
any woman being posted here I"m gonna guess it's a man
if you somehow post a pic of my wife here Imma call it a dude
"It's just glowing orbs and glowsticks"
literally me
now toss a grenade in there to make them go supercritical
bạn không phải là phụ nữ
ước gì 
bruh they really hitting us with the Sneaky Snitch (Kevin MacLeod) - Gaming Background Music (HD) 💀
shows picture of vagina
@plucky void :
Yes
SO YOU REALLY ARE AN OLD MAN
I knew it
do only old people get married?
That's a good point and I knew you were going to say that 
BUT YOU ALSO SAID YOU WERE OLD
This only confirms it
yes I did 
MBOnis 40 years old confirmed
I mean personally I thought you were at least pushing 59...
Mentally I'm there
Don't lie to us mentally your 12 half the time. I've seen your jokes.
Wait till I turn 13
Oh God. I can already see the NSFW channel petition.
that's brainfart
i was afraid of clowns a while back
now i am the clown
just kiding i dont relate to crystal
that's a sick tweet i read last week
joe tweeted it
Joe Swanson
Joke: ruined
I went to sleep around 11:30 p.m.
I woke up around 3:30 (bathroom)
I didn't sleep anymore
Ah alright alright
love this movie
I woke up for school
Now you have to talk to the plebian backend coders to not feel bored?
nah now i have the workload of 2 people cuz the others are backend coders or are pretending to be backend coders 
will give me more leverage when i quit
Atleast theres that silver lining
And whens the quitting happening? When you find an open position at the other company?
when my contact at the other company calls
then imma vibe, do some trainings etc and probs yeet mid november
still have a 1.5k training lined up in 2 weeks 
me
@gloomy roost doxx
it seems healthy to me
Stole some Eurobeat and reuploaded it here, doubt anyone is gonna see this though
Provided to YouTube by Create Music Group, Inc.
When The Sun Goes Down · Ken Blast
Super Eurobeat Vol. 201
℗ Delta Music Industry
Released on: 2013-03-03
Auto-generated by YouTube.
Hits different with sound
my son has recently informed me the ‘wall people’ who ‘always have their eyes open’ don’t like us anymore. just curious if anyone is free tonight to help me move out
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atleast it aint water people...
Hi
da
Shut
no 💗
woah
Plays stalker
Plays for a while
Sees monolith
Reminds himself that wishfranter exists
-day ruined
shut it
Good
He has seen horrors beyond mankind and even more
What will he do?
.
ok
@grizzled meadow
propaganda for the Z Event and stuff for ecology and then some big events that are coming to france like the CS tourney
4k meme this you?
bro i love how bus drivers always wave at each other
real recognises real
Yrs
pog
Wait whaaat explain
lose his ability to do oof
i rarely see that here
bus drivers yell and curse at each other most of the times
@placid sail i found him
he's not dead
efp
fr
they do it EVERY time here
bulgaria based
is your hair bleeding ivan
that was when waltar whited became caffeineberg
Why is it red
Базовано
Got blood into your hair? Zamn
6/10 I'd bang but wouldn't stay for breakfast
😳
just homies rating each others looks
M yes
that schnozer though holy shit
you look great
Rebel MC
ty
learn to take a joke for once jesus christ 

Lmao
literally me
💀


Not like

skooly is shooketh
He's a necromancer main
In a friend kinda way

imagine surviving an abortion 💀
That woukd be crazy, but
sounds like DP
Yuh
Dr Pepper?
sounds pretty metal
😩
literally me
🥵🥵🥵
Not me
Hair is looking fine my dude
tyty
people who obsess over Ryan Gosling are losers
basing your personality over a fuckin' hollywood actor
people who obsess over people who obsess over ryan gosling are 

Daft Punk
💀
Here, have this
Maybe it will help you
I obsess over 1914
how many times are you going to post this frozen rock
Until grok adds it as an artifact
if you want something done right, do it yourself
I dun care how it will be done
Just want it ingame :v
Looks cewl
And you can make cokd beverages
💀
maek mod lmao
this is a certified 🤌 moment
Thank you Remy for another bountiful dish
🤌
new tarkov trader looks sick bro
not everyone can afford to do meth all day
Wha??
me
you can say gays but you can't say g a y
good job discord automod
gays
gays for donald
who is gays
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women who can easily lift me turn me on
Yeah
Crystal you're literally a homo
Gonna have to lift extra for that one 
you made that word up
Hol on
that's old
Homodoot
jesus christ
i found the xbox 360
Jesus is nonexistant
Kidding
There is actual proof of everything that happened apaprently
This channel either has the hardest bangers
Or the most brain-melting shit on the planet
seems like i struck a nerve
ah come on man it's just a funni
don't take it personal
personally i think big noses are sexy dude
speaking from experience bro
girls love sitting on guys faces with big noses
that's just facts
Kinda both ngl
Дане відео ілюструє бойову майстерність славних запорізьких козаків. Саме тому сучасні українські воїни, які стали на захист країни проти російського повномасштабного військового вторгнення, так мужньо і правно знищують ворога.
Україна переможе! Слава Україні! Героям Слава!
frankly im quite jealous my nose is so small in comparison 
Huh
Well my noise is pointy but not too big
About the right size
i have a small nose but pretty much every girl i've met thinks it's cute for being so small
though it makes breathing really hard
Yes it is
that's just a sinus misalignment thing
Yuh
not because i have a comically small nose?
nah bro
Nope
i legit can only breathe in 1 nostril because my sinus is all fucky
My sinus is fuckin big for some reasob
they're not aligned properly so one nostril is completely blocked
i can still breathe through it but it's not comfortable
Rip
this is why im jealous of guys with big schnozers like ivan
must be nice being able to breathe freely
@grizzled meadow
What would you say my nose is tho?
people like ivan breathe all the oxygen and leave none for us
actual oxygen thief 
SOUNDS MEAN
but i added a kekw at the end so it's light-hearted
......
🔪 🔪 🔪 🔪
we love you ivan just the way you are
@lusty sonnet
Hehehe
even if you're a pain in the ass sometimes
not you
my nose is a pain in your ass
How
does he put his nose in your ass
😩
😳
wait no thats homo
🤝
ivan is the homo
too late
confirmed


it's official ivan wants to put his giant schnauzer in my ass
ivan the gays
Damn bruv
damn ivan if you wanted me to sit on your face so badly you could've just asked
BRO NO

you'd kill ivan with that dumptruck of yours
we've broken him lads
🙏
Ah yes

CHANGE IT BACK TO IVAN
I am "not a crystal" sorry
it's not g a y if we say no homo after
Why corn
because its good
he likes his corn on the cob 


🔪
Finna die of laughter
my stomach hurts from laughing
a little
😛
bruh he's eating straight out of the can 💀
get a bowl at least dude
I did that once too
no need
Fuck yes
such a depressing eating vessel dude 
its not even that much corn
Also you cannot say f u c c
bowl would mean id have to clean it
daddy chill
get out of here stalker, and dont forget your corn
ty
id need to clean bowls afterwards
no need
falcooooo @grizzled meadow
im smart
....
Falco
Special delivery
he still doesnt answer my pings TwT
@grizzled meadow
@grizzled meadow
@grizzled meadow
Xd
too late
why is it depressing to eat corn out of the can
mute incoming
@west owl's khaaytil arc starts sooner than i expected

whats wrong with it
exactly my point
shits bussin
only problem is when you poop afterwards
Without hesitation
I think he already muted me before this
i want to enjoy my food, not feel like I'm in the middle of the apocalypse
your poop looks like a decorated christmas tree
I do
with all the corn
It's good to know UwU
why does it come in a can if they don't want me to eat if out of the can
ùwú
leq youre gonna get muted once more
Why are you using it unironically

i mean i can understand why you'd eat it out of a can, but if i had dishes available I'd use them
Same
no
falco doesn't mute people
i do the dishes anyways bro 
It ain't much work
stfu
yeah but eating out of the can means one less dish to clean
eating it from a bowl is next level of retarded
yes but i don't want DEPRESSING CORN STR8 OUT OF THE CAN
literally khatyl yes
OKAY BUT I DO
SO THATS NOT MY PROBLWM
]0dibAW})D
dawi0bd]a0wdbi]a0w
I WILL NOT EAT FROM A BOWL
STFU
my god you guys are treating 1 dirty bowl like it's the end of the world 
if you are taking it out of the can is to make a salad, add it to a pizza or to a sandwich
Agree mang
i also appear to be bulgarian
laziness is the second name of efficient
yes
?
brainfart being clearly the smarter humans once again


