🎪bruh-fart

[abstract path]

It's already 12am

[pastel quartz]

I got 50mb download speed and 10mb upload speed!

[heady crow]

Mhm mhm

[pastel quartz]

That's neat

[lusty sonnet]

searched for it for a few weeks

[gloomy roost]

50/50mb fibre

[pastel quartz]

its so cringe they make modern movies with cringy esk modern cinematography to make it normie like and then they add spoken latin whilst rome hbo has authentic atmosphere and is fucking close to being perfect whilst they ruin it with BRITISH ENGLISH

[gloomy roost]

[pastel quartz]

i have like 3 MB/s

bobian internet

[grizzled meadow]

We're almost the same then

50/20

Good thing I don't care about upload

[gloomy roost]

Same

[pastel quartz]

optic fibre

shit upload

oh

he doesnt care about it

[gloomy roost]

[grizzled meadow]

Well I mean I almost live in the mountains, it's also that

[gloomy roost]

My man

50mb in the mountains

[grizzled meadow]

I don't have optic fibre

I'm sure of that

[pastel quartz]

he doesnt have optic fibre

[gloomy roost]

We're the same (steep hill life)

[pastel quartz]

shit upload

[grizzled meadow]

It's just a good internet connection

[pastel quartz]

i live on a hill

i look down upon the peasants

[gloomy roost]

🤝

Best place to watch new years fireworks too

[pastel quartz]

whilst i cry when i try to make it home in 35 C damp humidity uphill on foot

[gloomy roost]

Hopefully we get some this year since crovid is done here

[lusty sonnet]

rome hbo is a pendulum of horribly bad and pretty good stuff, i'd only recommend it if you just want to watch a show about rome

[west owl]

Are you stealing wifi from a public park in Palermo or what?

[pastel quartz]

still better than those modern shitshows netflix esque stuff

[gloomy roost]

What streaming network has SyFy under their belt?

[pastel quartz]

its on point with religion, atmosphere, buildings etc.

[gloomy roost]

Or does SyFy have their own?

[pastel quartz]

and well designed clothing

[lusty sonnet]

i appreciate Il Primo Re or Barbarians a lot more for the investment they make

[heady crow]

What even is syfy

@gloomy roost answer

[pastel quartz]

cringe clothing

i just despise modern esque movies

[lusty sonnet]

uhu k

[gloomy roost]

It's the quirky and unique shows publisher

Like Z Nation if anyone knows it

[pastel quartz]

rome hbo makes interactions in the show believable

[gloomy roost]

And The Magicians

[lusty sonnet]

just saying that those 2 vastly different than rome hbo with a much better not overused setting

[lusty sonnet]

nah cap

[pastel quartz]

ive seen the barbarian scene with the grain demand thing

its so cap

rome hbo does it WAY better

interlacing what actually mattered in interactions and how they were made

[gloomy roost]

Apparently it has Battlestar Galactica also

[lusty sonnet]

portraying characters and their interactions wrongly is apparently perfection to you

[lusty sonnet]

ayo nostalgia

[pastel quartz]

everything matters

and rome hbo is atmospherically authentic

https://tenor.com/view/the-sopranos-tony-soprano-nothing-chin-flick-gif-22794125

[gloomy roost]

The fucking ending

[lusty sonnet]

mmm

[gloomy roost]

https://tenor.com/bGVUp.gif

[lusty sonnet]

even the wild fuckups they make in the story

[pastel quartz]

dont care about the story, i care for the interactions and the atmosphere

literally all movies even those you made make fuckups or straight up make it up

[lusty sonnet]

see then you can fuck off with Rome HBO

[pastel quartz]

hurr durr story, realism and atmosphere is better

[pastel quartz]

Just as ya send that, I see this video in my recommendations
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5DJJZQfNxQ

seeing germans being portrayed as savages with fucking fur as their main clothing makes me cringe

[lusty sonnet]

the setting is then just ancient rome with characters that carry the names of famous people and kinda follow major event for story purpose

[pastel quartz]

yeah and?

you get to see authentic weaponry for the specified era, well designed accurate clothing for the specific era and accurate atmospheric buildings and customs

[lusty sonnet]

it's mostly fluff, i despise fluff in shows when they run out of ideas

[pastel quartz]

no show interlaces religion (a very big part of ancient cultures) as much as rome hbo

and the importance of myths and omens

so yeah

fuck netflix

[lusty sonnet]

very very very much dependent on region, context and status

[pastel quartz]

so in comparison rome hbo is authentic or at least more authentic than those movies / shows you mentioned

[pastel quartz]

you'd have to elaborate specifically

[lusty sonnet]

more authentic than Barbaren? maybe
more authentic than Romulus? nah

[pastel quartz]

i just looked into the attire in romulus and no bro

no

give me one movie that portrays germanics and gaulic tribes authentically and not HURR DURR BARBARIAN DURR HURR

[plucky void]

asterix!

[pastel quartz]

it just makes me like greco roman spergs more

[pastel quartz]

tbh

[lusty sonnet]

romulus doesn't feature barbarians

[pastel quartz]

yeah

[pastel quartz]

makes me very much believe they look like ones

[pastel quartz]

Obelix!

[lusty sonnet]

cuz you got brainwashed by your ideals Westy

i'll waste no more words on this, you look at what you want and i'll do the same

[pastel quartz]

the western ideals are telling me that ancient tribes were literal cavemen

when they were just slightly more so...human

[lusty sonnet]

i just shared this for Bruno cuz he's interested in historical and interesting stuff

[pastel quartz]

fucking look at this attire

also movie has bad rep

rip

[lusty sonnet]

can't all have critically acclaimed british lines

[gloomy roost]

dogmatrix

[swift scarab]

Bakelite my beloved

[pastel quartz]

The forbidden chocolate

[slim osprey]

Cat owners live in an abusive relationship with their cats

[gloomy roost]

Does your chocolate look like lacquered wood then?

[swift scarab]

:)

[gloomy roost]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/-45ZGeLc22gZ4wxaxC7zwh9E7d-hJJvP1WzQ4_Fujl0/https/media.tenor.com/wh9lehKPi0AAAAPo/logging-on.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/846906047008604170/1010646912606671019/NUkFgYja-085-Vpw.mp4

[steel wadi]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaNI18GAxXs

[real tinsel]

FALCOO

SOMEONE SAID THE NWORD IN VC

[latent condor]

!alife

[split canyon]

You'll need to change the date in this mod: G.A.M.M.A. Alife optimization
Go inside here: gamedata/configs/alife.ltx and change the date with 26/10/2018

[grizzled meadow]

Who

[real tinsel]

i don't know they were all talking at the same time

ban all of them

[latent condor]

Alife is not active guys , sry for my lowskill eng . Im use ZCp mod , npc and mutants stay at their smarts

[gloomy roost]

Wrong channel m8

I think

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/577644287500615693/1010331977666281573/AR-15-1.mp4

[real tinsel]

footage

commence ban

[pastel quartz]

Well

[gloomy roost]

@teal sun where's your nword pass m8

[pastel quartz]

That's pretty concrete evidence right there

[west owl]

@real tinsel you fucking fed

[pastel quartz]

Makes sense, I'm his alt after all!

[real tinsel]

i haven't posted my favorite aunty donna clip in days

[real tinsel]

everybody is my alt @pastel quartz

[pastel quartz]

Really?

[real tinsel]

ask @grizzled meadow

[pastel quartz]

Then tell me the password for Bz's account!

[gloomy roost]

[real tinsel]

idsuckcockforpoptarts

[pastel quartz]

Yup, that seems about right

[west owl]

ye that fits

[tame hazel]

even now at 22yo lmao

[gloomy roost]

Damn dude

How does your mom stay so young

[pastel quartz]

Obviously a vampire mom

[gloomy roost]

Very canon to What we do in the shadows, I like it.

[pastel quartz]

Is it really that simple with ya?

[gloomy roost]

Huh?

Prob not.

[real tinsel]

i wonder if she also uses used napkins to wipe her ass

[slate crown]

@real tinsel

[pastel quartz]

Probably you say...

[gloomy roost]

[pastel quartz]

I'm onto ya!

[placid sail]

oh fuck that

tomorrow

[gloomy roost]

There's no scary monsters in SA.

[pastel quartz]

Read it all!

[placid sail]

I will bud

also

https://leonardo.osnova.io/461ba5f3-bb6a-522d-a20a-55e8f472a28e/-/format/mp4/
https://leonardo.osnova.io/c6fd792c-9a60-54a7-994a-5e94a75259eb/-/format/mp4/

[pastel quartz]

Cool memes, Bz!

Send more.

[west owl]

I myself love some good eurobeat race slander from time to time

[gloomy roost]

Thanks for reminding that I need to listen to the ol yearly Biggy smalls feat Thomas the train engine

[real tinsel]

this is what i imagine floppa would sound like

[gloomy roost]

https://vxtwitter.com/MyGrasshole/status/1560459263788679170?s=20&t=nzzHY59pPFivVTFsEIBj0w @slate crown

[slate crown]

so true so true

[real tinsel]

this was our bedroom music with my ex https://youtu.be/SChnJDfmrSU

she hated it, obviously

i didn't

[slate crown]

aight bois im goin in

[crimson pagoda]

isnt this the video where some part has a dude ripping a massive fart

[slate crown]

bro skip to 5:19:00

[real tinsel]

watch the whole thing

[pastel quartz]

Pangolin bein totally faithful again: Part 155!

[slate crown]

she'll understand

[crimson pagoda]

nah bro gotta do some pushups

[real tinsel]

understandable 🤝

[gloomy roost]

https://vxtwitter.com/hourly_shitpost/status/1561141048407105537?s=20&t=nzzHY59pPFivVTFsEIBj0w

[west owl]

cant have shit in detroit

[gloomy roost]

https://vxtwitter.com/ChexGuy/status/1560906083530596354?s=20&t=nzzHY59pPFivVTFsEIBj0w

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/y8AWFf7EAc4

[gloomy roost]

I don't really care for music.

[west owl]

not the version in shrek?! git out of jeeeer

[slate crown]

breh

https://youtu.be/ebtqoKHyHzk

there

i prefer the jeff buckley version because it's slower paced, this ones nice too

[real tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-crying-screaming-song-music-gif-8355362

[slate crown]

truly

[pastel quartz]

Whaddya listen to then, huh?

Silence?!

[gloomy roost]

It's in the lyrics 💀

According to the spotify pie chart generator my top genres are: Industrial Metal, Nu Metal, Alt Metal, Metalcore and Power Metal.
Pretty diversive if I say so myself.

[west owl]

https://sciencetrends.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/4ac57edd-metals-v-nonmetals.png

[pastel quartz]

That's a lotta metal

[gloomy roost]

https://tenor.com/bnWk0.gif

I was very into Rock at the start tho.

[real tinsel]

rock?

and stone?

[gloomy roost]

https://tenor.com/bEWRn.gif

Yes

[real tinsel]

to the bone 👍

[gloomy roost]

I haven't played it to the endgame Kha

Is Endgame DRG gud?

[west owl]

me neither

[real tinsel]

no idea

[west owl]

drg is a game that boot from season to season, play for a few days and then go back to something else

[gloomy roost]

Ah

[abstract path]

Messing up my sleeping schedule

...fun

[west owl]

my metal sandwich

[gloomy roost]

Oooh

Which site is that?

[west owl]

https://www.statsforspotify.com/genre/top

[gloomy roost]

[west owl]

i just searched because my official top spotify genres aree...

I mean i know that depending of the mood i have vibed with pretty much everything but reggaeton which just inspires me intense rage

[gloomy roost]

I uhm, hmmmmm. I like lyrics.

[west owl]

sleep is for the dead

[abstract path]

Well i sorta am either way

[gloomy roost]

[west owl]

then sleep all you want

[abstract path]

Bro i fuckin can't

[gloomy roost]

Are you in too much Spain without the S Krystal?

[abstract path]

You could say so one or another way

[gloomy roost]

Have ye taken a magnesium pill

[abstract path]

Was like this already like 4 hours ago

Yes

[gloomy roost]

Or pills in general

[abstract path]

Obv

[gloomy roost]

Ok cool

[west owl]

I didnt understand anything

[abstract path]

I took my meds

I feel okay

Somethings on my mind that won't let me sleep today

[west owl]

bad girl

throw away the normal pills

[abstract path]

I wish i had melatonin for this shit

[west owl]

a bottle of red wine from el comportillo

some vampire larping

while listening to type o negative

that used to work for me too

[abstract path]

We don't have alcohol

But i have my games

[gloomy roost]

Vampire larping

[west owl]

dont judge a man for its cringe kinks

[abstract path]

Lmao

[gloomy roost]

Not judging

[west owl]

growing up with type o negative and marilyn manson leaves mark

[gloomy roost]

I can't sleep when there's a inch of light in my bedroom

MM and JD gang lessgo

[slate crown]

the lastest discord update made the app all fucky

watching videos is a pain now

[narrow briar]

That makes me curious

[slim osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/399228355066724353/1010707894141976616/doinurmom.mp4

[abstract path]

Go ahead ask out
Nothing lewd or you get the horny bonk

[narrow briar]

No, I mean - I'm curious about what makes people have troubles sleeping and how they deal with it

[abstract path]

I see

I can't really deal with it bcs it' one big thought in the way back of my head

[narrow briar]

• says when trying to fall asleep at 3am

[abstract path]

Even if i volunteered to often enough not slee0

Idfk why my brain got into this

[narrow lotus]

I...just woke up

Fucking sweating tho

[narrow briar]

...okay, I guess

[grizzled meadow]

Thoughts that don't let me sleep

[plucky void]

thots?

[grizzled meadow]

• cellphone + PC + blue light

[grizzled meadow]

• this

How I deal with it

By watching shit until I'm bored or finally sleepy

[west owl]

• chemtrails

• chemicals in the water

• psychic vampires

[grizzled meadow]

• Ratio + L + I know your IP

[slim osprey]

• Mald + Cope

[west owl]

• that asshole of a mid that flamed me because i didnt gank him because he was doing nothing but pushing 24/7 and stop pushing after goin 0/4/0 in min 6

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtube.com/shorts/VXwDeS8DB10?feature=share

I swear I saw this meme in here

Like the Discord version of it

But I couldn't find it

So here the YT version

[slate crown]

man this reminds me of those old mic trolling call of duty videos

[slim osprey]

My gf

At least I got #🎪bruh-fart

[real tinsel]

this is so good man

[west owl]

Literally 1984 @grizzled meadow

[slim osprey]

Is it an image or a vid?

[west owl]

vid

i will add a fade

[slim osprey]

lol

If it's an image you can bypass it by just taking a screenshot

[west owl]

it's good but... me myself, i prefer the classic

[slim osprey]

https://vxtwitter.com/RuthWobbles/status/1560983391209750529?s=20&t=0D5xPMb2TKr-yEkI5F36Mg

[narrow briar]

So the sleeping issues thing uh

[west owl]

huh, thats kinky, how the fuck bot works

[real tinsel]

do people actually leave their pets at home all alone for weeks

[narrow briar]

How do you deal with the memory of trying to resuscitate someone very important to you... who's been dead for a couple hours... just replaying and replaying once you close your eyes?

[real tinsel]

probably the same way you deal with ptsd

[real tinsel]

who'd want that

bring back 2012 emo girls

[slim osprey]

On god

[slate crown]

he's literally me fr og no cap deadass

[grizzled meadow]

Fuck no

I hate piercings

[slim osprey]

Weak.

[grizzled meadow]

That's so cap

I have your IP

[slim osprey]

Bruh you are literally italian

[grizzled meadow]

...and?

[grizzled meadow]

You're spanish brasilian something

[slim osprey]

Puto

[grizzled meadow]

Mama huevo

[slim osprey]

Tu mamá

[west owl]

[grizzled meadow]

Tu mamá chupa

[slim osprey]

That one makes no sense

[grizzled meadow]

I know

[west owl]

If my deduction wits don't fail me he is argentino

[grizzled meadow]

[west owl]

and im gallego

[slim osprey]

Nah

Yo? Argentino?

Imposible

[grizzled meadow]

I'm not spanish after all, I just know two/three insults, that's it

[slim osprey]

This is so much not me

[slim osprey]

I know, I still love you

[west owl]

And it's ok Giuseppe, you can let me all those big titty italian goths because they have a piercing

[slim osprey]

Bro don't take all of them

Save some for the rest of us

[west owl]

https://tenor.com/view/no-nope-cat-cute-gif-4544032

[quartz saffron]

Chris Chan

https://twitter.com/yinwoogs/status/1560976729652580355?s=21&t=gEHrULZMO9zGo2kQYUn06w

「YinWugs」✨ (@YinWoogs)

Shadow The Hedgehog

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Twitter · Aug 20, 2022, 1:07 PM

[grizzled meadow]

Barge into the conversation
Man made horror beyond comprehension
Refuse to elaborate
Leave

[real tinsel]

it's good to know other people have the voices too and that it's so common it became a meme

[quartz saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/a-train-edit-a-train-the-boys-a-train-the-boys-edit-gif-26341809

[slim osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/399228355066724353/1010730014205022228/300377419_5492949024082010_3721307273313135195_n.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/399228355066724353/1010728813426118656/trim.A56FC409-EEA1-47E5-8911-83349BC4AEF1.mov

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/7QG2CMvqjM8

youtube recommendations are on point today

[abstract path]

TREE HUMANS OMG

Why did he try to grab the child

What a dumbass

[abstract path]

Oh no

[real tinsel]

@everyone come play drg with me

[wide bough]

https://tenor.com/view/kanye-stare-lmao-neutral-face-not-funny-gif-23051909

[slate crown]

it's mandatory for artists to fuck around with their rig, less they go insane

[quartz saffron]

https://imgur.com/529irjI

[pastel quartz]

ah yes my favourite rock song the godfather theme slowed and reverbed

[pastel quartz]

fucking dumbass child

[quartz saffron]

[pastel quartz]

natural selection working overtime

[slate crown]

facts

[mighty ridge]

3 diamond driller here

[real tinsel]

i like to dissect girls (:

do you know i'm utterly insane (:

[upbeat bobcat]

https://youtu.be/dkXvnFLK4j8

[real tinsel]

what's that house man

[narrow lotus]

[slate crown]

same (:

[real tinsel]

(:

[slate crown]

nothing like father daughter bonding time

[real tinsel]

where's this from

[slate crown]

Hoxdolum on YT

does a bunch of animations featuring tiny wattson

[real tinsel]

game dumbo

[slate crown]

Apex legends

[real tinsel]

man i need to learn how to draw shit

[slate crown]

i can't draw as well as my gf but i can pencil sketch shaders pretty well

that's about it really

[real tinsel]

i can only draw one thing properly and it's individual fingers

i tried drawing hands but they look like they have extra chromosomes

[slate crown]

yea hands are a pain in the ass to draw

If i wasn't there to comfort her my gf would've definitely went insane drawing hands during her early days

[real tinsel]

need me a gf like pango

your gf is lucky we don't live in the same country, i'd have stolen you from her a long time ago

[slate crown]

[real tinsel]

🍆

[tame hazel]

wattson 😩

vantage is my bae

same character as me and her cinematic trailer was relatable lmao

[real tinsel]

this is frustrating to watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRSkWn10T5c

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/795845520706895872/1009898586865147904/TheGood.webm

[real tinsel]

i was expecting there to be gay black porn somewhere in the middle or the end of this video

you're a disappointment bob

[pastel quartz]

Same honestly

C'mon Bob, up your game a lil!

[zenith grove]

lame

that was a joke, please dont post anything with sexual nature

[real tinsel]

forgot you're a mod for a second there?

[zenith grove]

[pastel quartz]

i will NOT be gaslighted to sending gay black porn

The mods approved it, Bob. Do it!

[real tinsel]

i am not gaslighting you i am simply expressing my feelings verbally

[pastel quartz]

women do that

[narrow lotus]

[real tinsel]

how do you know i'm not a woman

[pastel quartz]

i checked

[real tinsel]

you didn't

tell me how many nipples i have

[pastel quartz]

Uhm

What

[pastel quartz]

WHAT

[real tinsel]

see

you don't know my true gender

[pastel quartz]

tbh i dont want to

[real tinsel]

you do

you just don't want to admit it

[pastel quartz]

this is going to get

khaay's gender is obviously Doctor Livesey

[lusty sonnet]

Another hoxdolum enjoyer 🤝

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUF5esTscZI

[real tinsel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrQJIIbzoyQ

[stone blade]

BING SOY

[real tinsel]

why do people wanna "watch" gay people have sex

i'd understand if they asked for a threesome but i don't get the deal with watching people have sex

[pastel quartz]

It's a lil sus, right?

[real tinsel]

it is strange yeah

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/973353747705118731/1010666772732596324/st.coQeqxxMeRnf.mp4

[real tinsel]

@stone blade IVAN

[stone blade]

?

[real tinsel]

how do you make your discord streams work

[stone blade]

I click stream

and it works

[real tinsel]

my game always gets muted apparently when i stream

[stone blade]

idk

[narrow lotus]

skeel issu

[stone blade]

tarkov is a game and discord recognizes it as one

stalker anomaly

eeeeh

[narrow lotus]

now on a serious note, some games behave so weird with discord for some reaosn

like it can even lead to crashes or shit

[stone blade]

both are games but i dont think its in the discord database

[real tinsel]

it happens with every game though man

[narrow lotus]

probably in your settings both discord and sound, smth disables the mic

maybe u have different sound devices selected

[real tinsel]

not the mic, the in-game sounds

[narrow lotus]

oh shit it mutes the game

[real tinsel]

yes

but not for me

only for the viewer

it works fine when i stream in windowed mode but when i go into fullscreen it gets muted

[pastel quartz]

That's Discord for ya

It works in mysterious ways

[placid sail]

https://justgetflux.com/

[pastel quartz]

Oh jeez, he's backreadin again heh

[real tinsel]

man he has patience

[placid sail]

wrong song dishonorable unacceptable delete right now

[pastel quartz]

He's almost here!

[lusty sonnet]

A man of sheer commitment

[placid sail]

good morning goddamit

[placid sail]

you reek of dick cheese and extreme sexual frustration, there's no doubt

man

[abstract path]

I just woke up at the perfect time

[pastel quartz]

Oh jeez..

[placid sail]

and I have to read 995 messages from yesterday's evening

[abstract path]

Whatchall talkin bout?

[real tinsel]

are you deliberately trying to lose brain cells

[pastel quartz]

Have fun with that heheh

[placid sail]

maybe

[real tinsel]

understandable 🤝

[placid sail]

well

[placid sail]

let's start

https://youtu.be/cA8iCSiYrHg

[pastel quartz]

Random Discord encounter heh

[abstract path]

I woke up half tired

I hate it

Anyways, this

[placid sail]

the same way people deny other obvious things in life to the point of being delirious - because accepting it would fucking hurt, in that particular scenario it is easier to think for a person that the game is bad rather to accept the fact they suck at it

and YES, I WILL FUCKING NECROPOST AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME

lmao yoink, gotta share with my russian friends, we got shit like that everywhere

can't believe somebody is having problems with fractures, they're like faster and funnier zombies, but not a problem at all

[real tinsel]

jesus you read stupid fast

the stuff that takes you 5 seconds to read would take me at least a minute

[placid sail]

well that escalated quickly

[placid sail]

you think? pretty average reading skill, don't know anything about fast reading

[fading shuttle]

wait what, goddamn it i missed the fucking nazi

[placid sail]

yeee see me necroposting has its benefits

[real tinsel]

maybe that's the thing, yeah. I'm just a really slow reader

[fading shuttle]

i wish i coulda spoken with him, interacting with the mentally deranged is good fun

[abstract path]

Hm

[placid sail]

for further use

[pastel quartz]

It's funny how I recognized it because in history class, a dude made a presentation about these guys and I remembered hehehe

[abstract path]

Lmao

[pastel quartz]

Kinda hard not to with the whole Z thing

[placid sail]

you are well educated tiny fed

[pastel quartz]

Thankss!

I'd give ya a hug but you'll prolly explode

[placid sail]

that shit is everywhere here

it is cringe beyond any reason

[fading shuttle]

i still dont completely get why russia specifically ended up with the whole nazi community, imagine suffering the worst out of most european nations against them and then being "damn, they kinda spittin facts"

[pastel quartz]

It really is ehehe

[abstract path]

Our guys and gals never got off into such interestin stuff

Sadly.

[placid sail]

also very ironic because nazi hate is taught here right from the childhood

[abstract path]

Lol

Then again
Not every german is a nazi -w-

[pastel quartz]

History likes to repeat itself a lot so yeah..

[abstract path]

Then again!

Alot of germans are fucken rude

[placid sail]

yet people see no similarities between slapping that Z everywhere, having fervent patriotic marches and invading other countries

and a fucking svastika

[abstract path]

Hesus

[pastel quartz]

Welcome to hypocrisy

[real tinsel]

all this german and nazi talk makes me wanna play wolfenstein

[abstract path]

Bro people

In germany are such hypocrites

[fading shuttle]

time to play the new order, for the great trial calls me

[real tinsel]

i'll first finish dishonored dotd and getting a job

then maybe new order

[abstract path]

You need to say one fucking bad thing about someone and they won't wanna have to do anything with em anymore

Like get a job 💀

[fading shuttle]

wanna specify its not wolfenstein but a hoi4 mod

[placid sail]

welcome to brainfart

[fading shuttle]

because im cringe like that

[real tinsel]

that's a good music though

[abstract path]

Precisely

Do it now

[real tinsel]

ARTILLERIJA

[abstract path]

there was a fucking hornet at our window.

A hornet.

[real tinsel]

did it horn

[abstract path]

Obviously

[real tinsel]

📯

[placid sail]

I unironically like Bosanska Artiljerija

[lusty sonnet]

I hope you get good use out of it

[fading shuttle]

i like jadna bosno suverena purely because of the meme

[abstract path]

Aaand there was another one!

What the fuck is up with those hornets today?

[real tinsel]

is hornet like a wasp but more orange

[fading shuttle]

the hornet is the gigachad of wasps

[abstract path]

And bigger.

[real tinsel]

ah so the massivest asshole

[fading shuttle]

all of them aspire to be like one

[abstract path]

You can say so

[abstract path]

Yap

[slate crown]

make me

[real tinsel]

i've never seen a bee irl i hope i live to see one and maybe touch its hairy butt

[fading shuttle]

a bee stung me once and so i hate them

[placid sail]

this is a future Bruno wants to happen

[pastel quartz]

Bumblebees will let ya heh

[abstract path]

Bro das kinda sus

But bumble bees will let you

I once saw a male beee

Their all black at their butts

[real tinsel]

don't bees lack the stingy thing?

[slate crown]

there a chance i might be allergic to bees so im not taking any chances

[real tinsel]

i thought only wasps had the sting

[placid sail]

it's like a wasp but the size of a dog and can and will kill you

[abstract path]

Bees have it once

[slate crown]

Japanese Hornet

[abstract path]

Wasps can sting more then once

[placid sail]

straps on pineapple buckle up you motherfucker

[abstract path]

Yellow jacket

[slate crown]

🥴

[abstract path]

Thwir sting is actually the worst

So i woukd just stay the fuck away at any cost if i were you.

[placid sail]

man is there anything at all in your country except booze and old people

[fading shuttle]

bees sting once, but the little shits call on others aswell

so you arent dealing with one kamikaze but dozens

[real tinsel]

jesus

what the fuck man

[slate crown]

yeup

[abstract path]

Holy
Fuck.

[placid sail]

luckily the bees are not usually willing to square up with you without good reason

[slate crown]

spawns of satans asshole

[fading shuttle]

i passed by a bee hive and i got attacked so fuck em

if i cant fuckin walk past them they can die

[real tinsel]

what if i put my hand in their hive to get a handful of that sweet honey

[abstract path]

Never get too close bcs they can see u as a threat to their hive and queen and then will attack you

[fading shuttle]

ive passed by that hive dozens of times, they just decided once to attack me

[placid sail]

you get to fuck your swelled hand and imagine some bussy congrats

[slate crown]

i mean there's some bees nests that are chill enough to let you do that to them

[abstract path]

It isn't being territorial
It's being overprotective

[slate crown]

just use a smoker first

[fading shuttle]

its being a little shit

[real tinsel]

i think anyone would be protective of their hive if a creature 200x their size would come near them

[abstract path]

I can be one too

[fading shuttle]

you are less dangerous than a bee

[abstract path]

Exactly

[placid sail]

if I recall correctly there are particular situations where bees go ballistic on your ass but the rest of the time they're like we cool bro

[abstract path]

I can give you food poisoning

[fading shuttle]

why tf would i eat something you make, you are german

[slate crown]

[abstract path]

Man

I atleast try to make food

[real tinsel]

so that's why beer is so popular in germany

[abstract path]

And i don't even drink beer

[fading shuttle]

i got an excuse to be bad at making food, you got none other than skill issue

[slate crown]

Fake german

[abstract path]

Yes

Fake german

[fading shuttle]

ew, hes slovenian

wait

[abstract path]

Hm?

[fading shuttle]

that explains everything

[abstract path]

H

[real tinsel]

he's austrian

[fading shuttle]

nah, austrians drink beer, he is slovenian

[slate crown]

don't go to art school Crystal

[real tinsel]

imagine being german and not drinking beer

[abstract path]

Why

Oh wait i know

nvm

[real tinsel]

my stereotype demands that i drink vodka but it tastes like shit

beer in the other hand, tastes like delight

[abstract path]

i will fucking kill you

[slate crown]

vodka either tastes like motor oil or perfume

there's no in between

[abstract path]

If you mix it

It tastes good

[slate crown]

plus i get called a psychopath for chasing my alcohol with water

[real tinsel]

beer either tastes like piss or piss

both are good

[abstract path]

I think it's okay so idk

[placid sail]

I can definitely hear some of the gay italian chef in that

[grizzled meadow]

Yeah I know this

[slate crown]

im already getting shitfaced, might as well prevent a hangover

[real tinsel]

without alcohol in it beer absolutely loses its taste

[abstract path]

Well I'm coming anyways

[real tinsel]

i've drank alcohol-free beer once and i never will again

[grizzled meadow]

This makes me laugh more than it should

[slate crown]

what? coming where?

[abstract path]

Inside your ass

[slate crown]

😩

[grizzled meadow]

Are you trying to have sex with me

[abstract path]

[real tinsel]

oops the underage is being horny again

mooooods

[slate crown]

he's underaged?

FUCK

[real tinsel]

i am always trying to have sex with you

[abstract path]

It was a joooke

[slate crown]

GET TF AWAY FROM ME

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/everybody-panic-gif-13346623

[slate crown]

im not in the mood for cupcakes

[placid sail]

fucking kek

[pastel quartz]

Well well well...

[real tinsel]

too late go to jail

[pastel quartz]

Let's have a chat, @slate crown

:D

[real tinsel]

get him fed

[abstract path]

[pastel quartz]

You're goin away for a loooong time, fella

[real tinsel]

he gtaniled

instant disappearance act

[slate crown]

im calling my lawyer

[abstract path]

Yooooo

[grizzled meadow]

Fucking cursed

[placid sail]

one thing for sure, that destroyed asshole of yours will be handy where you're going

[abstract path]

i should be going into jail instead

[slate crown]

im dropping the soap, to assert dominance

[abstract path]

[placid sail]

I mean he shot on my back

[placid sail]

huh you weren't bullshitting this time

okay I think that's it

@heady crow mister beautiful finnish god sir could I ask you to repost better call shaun clip where he sings pina kolada song please?

[abstract path]

Brain powerrrrrr

[slate crown]

speaking about brain power

here's the original if you don't get it

[abstract path]

Sure thing

[placid sail]

oh hey, that's where the that "daaaaaaem" sound is from

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtu.be/h-mUGj41hWA

[slate crown]

[scenic sable]

Let the bass kick!

[placid sail]

O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A

[heady crow]

i mean he came behind me

[grizzled meadow]

Even Aldourien likes the song

[pastel quartz]

The song that's gonna be played at least three times on any party hehehe

[placid sail]

godbless my mans

[abstract path]

Was the original?-

[heady crow]

we stan goodman

[heady crow]

the show?

[abstract path]

Niet

Song -w-

[heady crow]

please talk like a human being so i know what you mean

but the song can be found by just searching the lyrics

[grizzled meadow]

Okay I get it

I'll bingewatch the fucking show

Too many edits

[placid sail]

when Aldo and the boys finally have a proper reason to ban that dude who was a nuisance for couple of days

[grizzled meadow]

Exactly

It's always a field day

[placid sail]

I don't even watch the show but the edits are so nice

[heady crow]

ye and once in a while the edits i post arent of psychopats

[slate crown]

he doesn't watch BCS

im going to break his kneecaps

[placid sail]

I don't watch any movie or show at all

I'm more psychotic than khaaytil

[slate crown]

that wasn't a threat btw

it's a promise

[placid sail]

but youtube figured out a way to bypass that stupid disability of mine and shoves some fragments of the show into me instead

[slate crown]

ok

[placid sail]

I've watched housed md and my hero academia that way

[slate crown]

you are at least spared from that

[placid sail]

yay

do try to kill me, please

[slate crown]

im not killing you

[abstract path]

I will

[slate crown]

it'd be too easy that way

i want to see the life leave your eyes

ok maybe that was a bit much

[placid sail]

it wasn't ever there to begin with 🤠

[slate crown]

just watch the show, its so good

[slate crown]

I'll drink to that

[heady crow]

my fyp has changed from bateman edits/memes to bcs edits/memes

[slate crown]

nice

[placid sail]

los polos theymanos clip incoming any second now

[abstract path]

Smash

[gloomy roost]

Tessellation looks wack

[plush zodiac]

😳

[gloomy roost]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/457563144852865041/1010677408157937704/846145.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/720512223222693968/1010546481175986186/killin_my_love_neco_arc-1.mp4

[fading shuttle]

cult of the lamb is good, i wish it either had more content or replayability

[real tinsel]

that was dumptruck stirfry

oh nvm that was the spanish new year song

[placid sail]

fool

[real tinsel]

i am finally out of my depressive episode

even cooked my own food for the first time in months

[real tinsel]

and applied for a job

come on daddy bz11k be proud of me

[placid sail]

yo really?

[real tinsel]

yeah

[placid sail]

nice job man

[abstract path]

Finally

[real tinsel]

they won't answer back but it's progress

[abstract path]

You did it mguy

[placid sail]

that's a big fucking leap, cooking, applying

[real tinsel]

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/407989900881952771/1010783662670893178/trim.46F9FEAA-B93A-4649-A40B-464632A70AAB-4.mov

[grizzled meadow]

❤️

[placid sail]

@grizzled meadow is that too obscene or ok

[heady crow]

i go outside and its cool

wdym climate change

[real tinsel]

people are dying in 35c here man how are they alive in france

[grizzled meadow]

It's okay, you can't see anything

[heady crow]

a classic post

[real tinsel]

i kept backups of all my worlds

[placid sail]

huh strange
my buffed friend is very susceptible to heat
I was expecting all muscle men to handle the heat poorly

[heady crow]

face reveal (real)

[heady crow]

oh it was a joke

a sauna when its above 50 degrees is fine but outside when its above 22 degrees is not fine

[real tinsel]

that explains why i handle the 35c so good

my skinny ass is heat-proof

[pastel quartz]

I can handle heat prettyy well but when it's winter, it gets sooo cold that I gotta wear a few extra layers!

Or I'll turn into a Juno popsicle hehehe

[heady crow]

built like a desert reptilian

[gloomy roost]

That's like saying you can handle heat pretty well when running on the beach 💀

[heady crow]

how cold do the winters get down there anyways?

[real tinsel]

nah man i'm talking about walking on the street

and i wear a hoodie for extra flex

• am bald

[pastel quartz]

The worst's like -2 or -3 degrees!

[placid sail]

you're closer to the floor, it's where the cold air is

[gloomy roost]

Bro it's winter here and I sleep with a hoodie

[heady crow]

-2 or -3? damn

[pastel quartz]

I can't handle the cold too well ehehe

[gloomy roost]

I can't handle anything well it seems.

[placid sail]

man I'm very weak to frost but that's some rookie numbers

[heady crow]

here its avg -28c usually

rocking with normal pants and a hoodie under a layered denim jacket

[real tinsel]

are you by some chance a fellow stick person

[placid sail]

our last shitty winters were like -20 but usually it's -10 and that's bearable

[heady crow]

id pref for it to be like -35c for like a week or so

[heady crow]

with heavy snow storms

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/jack-nicholson-frozen-chilly-the-shining-winter-gif-10777839

[heady crow]

nah theres a certain vibe to it

[placid sail]

look at this psycho yeti man

[heady crow]

and can just put on an actual jacket meant for winter and be gucci

[real tinsel]

some dudes around my parts will literally wear a t-shirt in snowing winter

they're skinny too

built like the finns

[gloomy roost]

https://twitter.com/Neat_Neato/status/1560918600302505985?s=20&t=nzzHY59pPFivVTFsEIBj0w

Neat (@Neat_Neato)

Godspeed Uncle Grandpa

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Twitter · Aug 20, 2022, 9:16 AM

[placid sail]

I would literally perish from up to -20 without some good ass thick coat and thermal underwear

[heady crow]

i mean yeah at one point i do start wearing long sleeved underwear and put on a fleece jacket under my hoodie if im wearing the denim jacket

[gloomy roost]

https://twitter.com/PeppermintFlyBy/status/1560819073977442304?s=20&t=nzzHY59pPFivVTFsEIBj0w

minty. (@PeppermintFlyBy)

https://t.co/9nsYQfVn2W

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Twitter · Aug 20, 2022, 2:40 AM

[real tinsel]

i honestly thought weather in our parts in winter is at negative celsius

[placid sail]

when I was living in a village during my childhood our neighbours got some guests from Arhangelsk and those guys were chilling under the snow in their t-shirts and shorts and they said "man your winters are so gentle"

[real tinsel]

man if my ass is freezing in 10c, i'd probably become sosulka in negative celsius

[placid sail]

you fucking asshole

10c in February

I hate you man

sobs

[heady crow]

10c?

[real tinsel]

the last snow we got in winter was back in 2017

[heady crow]

after the winter i start sweating at like 12c

[placid sail]

maybe I will relocate to Kavkaz one day

get my ass shanked by some backwarded traditionalist dude

but at least I'll die in the warm place

[real tinsel]

tell them you're a uh

i forgot where you were actually from

i remember it starting with t

[gloomy roost]

https://vxtwitter.com/BeratStuff/status/1560651041347014659?s=20&t=nzzHY59pPFivVTFsEIBj0w

[real tinsel]

literally me and my friends playing cs go in 2015

[placid sail]

I'm from Moscow my mans, I was born here

[heady crow]

bz moving to leningrad when?

[real tinsel]

ah so it was your grandpa who was from t country

[pastel quartz]

Well I'm sorry I can't handle freakin -23 degrees colds with my weak, totally not adapted body!

[pastel quartz]

And not anymore!

[placid sail]

holy shit your memory excellence is unnerving

Turkmenistan

[real tinsel]

nice

i'm still a sticky boy

[gloomy roost]

My best friend is a literal stick person.

[real tinsel]

the only person i've seen stickier than me is my junkie ex

that girl was literal bones and flesh

[placid sail]

aren't austrian are of northern blood too

[placid sail]

tiny chubby fed

[real tinsel]

fat

[pastel quartz]

Actually the opposite heh

I used to be pretty badly underweight

[placid sail]

ah, you're just less of stick person now but still lean ok

[pastel quartz]

Buuut I've fixed that and now I'm just borderline!

[placid sail]

(I think they're really chubby kha)

(like land whale style)

[real tinsel]

possible if they're on antidepressants

[placid sail]

now that's a long shot though

[real tinsel]

my junkie ex became chubby af after starting antidepressants

as i said she was literally just bones and flesh but now she's chubby af

like thicc thighs and stuff

even her face became chubby

doesn't look like a walking dead anymore

[placid sail]

I mean, shit influences your neural signal transmission, disrupting in various degrees your whole body functioning until the nervous system adapt back to it, no shit people can get more weight after that

[pastel quartz]

Jeez..

[placid sail]

also many people lose appetite because of stress/mental issues

or vice versa, start gobbling up the food to reduce the stress/issues

[pastel quartz]

Good thing I'm not on that kinda medication heh

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/235164125196451840/1010864748608356382/56438e1cd165d87dd31ac4a261aaae29.png

[placid sail]

was it young girls' ambition to achieve the desired weight whatever it takes?

[pastel quartz]

Nopp

[placid sail]

my sister and mom suffer from that stuff from time to time

[pastel quartz]

It's a loooong story but I'm not really comfy talkin about it here heh

[placid sail]

sure, dw

[real tinsel]

share all your secrets with us, @pastel quartz

[placid sail]

bad psycho

sit

[pastel quartz]

Yeaah no hahaha

[real tinsel]

don't worry i won't use them against you as possible future blackmail material

[pastel quartz]

Please, that's been tried before and it won't work

[placid sail]

don't mind him, he's just joking a bit more far than the others, he means no harm

[pastel quartz]

I know ehehe

I like khaay, he's cool!

[abstract path]

I wish i had some chub here and there tbh but i don't

Xd

[placid sail]

you heard that you bald asshole

cooked some food, applied for a job

and now Juno thinks you're cool

[abstract path]

Me?

[placid sail]

the stars are smiling to you

[abstract path]

Wait no

[heady crow]

"abit more far" as in getting me muted when i went along with it

[real tinsel]

are you bald

[abstract path]

Something like that yeah-

[pastel quartz]

Oh jeez..

[gloomy roost]

How's the hair been growin Crystal?

[abstract path]

Not long enough

[real tinsel]

you were enabling me

[placid sail]

I used to bother about it, because my stepfather mocked my physique, my classmates did, well, everyone did, but I don't really care anymore

[heady crow]

[gloomy roost]

Well yeah it's gonna take some time if you kinda removed it all.

[heady crow]

oh my god im an enabler

[pastel quartz]

Ehehe, same here!

[placid sail]

so don't worry about it, unless you yourself want to have something else instead

[real tinsel]

yes, feel guilt

feel remorse

[abstract path]

It's good that u don't care anymore
Self love goes first

[placid sail]

can't say I love myself tbf, that's still a long road to go

[heady crow]

cant no one mock my physique when i agree with them

[placid sail]

but at least I'm chill about being a stickman now

[heady crow]

its ok khaa

i blame the moderators for not getting our insider humour

[real tinsel]

feel bad feelings

then take your bad feelings on moderators

[heady crow]

^

[placid sail]

he's getting high from his life going uphill

quick, shut him down with mocking commentary

[urban ocean]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh2XfcfQz3U

[real tinsel]

yeah it's probably gonna go back to normal by tomorrow

or in a week or month

[pastel quartz]

That's a good one ehehehe

[real tinsel]

this happens regularly, hence the reason my therapist thought i'm bipolar

[clear prism]

@placid sail

[real tinsel]

although i don't feel manic, but rather less depressed

[clear prism]

I am here to deliver advice

[heady crow]

@clear prism