🎪bruh-fart

[placid sail]

how are you supposed to eat then? bring your own and let it sweat for a half a day?

[slate crown]

usually there's places opened outside of the school before classes start so students can eat before they enter

but i was lucky enough the be apart of the "Back of the class" club so i was eating good everyday

[swift scarab]

Schofield revolver my beloved

So expensive

[slate crown]

im more of a makarov guy myself

i love small pistols

[swift scarab]

I like the aesthetic of revolvers

[slate crown]

yea they are pretty badass

takes awhile to get used to reloading it though

[swift scarab]

That’s what speedloaders are for

[slate crown]

wait are speed loaders universal?

[swift scarab]

Yesn’t

[slate crown]

huh

[swift scarab]

There’s different speedloaders for different calibers

[slate crown]

i see

i always thought that revolver speed loaders were universal kinda like shotgun speed loaders

[swift scarab]

Nope

Nearly every revolver has a different cylinder, bullet, and weapon size, so they all have to be changed to accommodate

[slate crown]

well what do ya know, you learn something new everyday

[swift scarab]

Here’s a .44 magnum loader for example

And here’s .44 Special

[slate crown]

ooooooooh

i always knew speed loaders were a thing but this i didn't know

[swift scarab]

Here’s another way to see how they all have to be different, first one is .357, and the other is .38 Special

[slate crown]

damn that's really cool

[swift scarab]

So like I said, yesn’t

[slate crown]

you Americans suddenly become rocket scientists when it comes to guns

[swift scarab]

It’s a genetic thing

And yet I’m still too poor to own one

Wanna help me spend over 1k on a gun

[slate crown]

we actually have an underground shooting range here in Saigon

most of the guns are from WWII era though

or salvaged guns left behind by the allies

[swift scarab]

Grease Gun moment

[slate crown]

their highlight is the M60

[swift scarab]

Understandable

[slate crown]

the whole thing is supposed to be a museum about traps and other things the vietcong used against the allies during the war

the shooting range is at the end of the tour

I'd check it out for myself but too lazy to travel for 2 hours just to go on a 40 minute tour

https://youtu.be/6KW0yIk47Mw

thank god for youtube

[swift scarab]

Ironically enough I’ve seen stuff about that on TikTok of all places

[plucky void]

coochie tunnels?

[placid sail]

reject the unnatural craving for violence and guns

embrace doggo

[slate crown]

dude, you made me spat out my drink

[swift scarab]

Good, that was the idea

[slate crown]

this is a certified windows 7 moment

[swift scarab]

How about a 95 moment

[slate crown]

is this channel dedicated to blue screening his pc?

[swift scarab]

Yup

[slate crown]

wow

[swift scarab]

He’s deleting a critical file that automatically resets itself, so it doesn’t cause excessive damage to do so

[swift scarab]

This is basically what he’s deleting

The computer shits itself when it’s removed, but it doesn’t cause any severe damage either

[slate crown]

smart

[swift scarab]

System32 on the other hand

[slate crown]

might as well throw the pc out the window at that point

[scenic sable]

Nah, you can still format and reinstall the OS.

[swift scarab]

A pc with sys32 missing can still be saved, but it’d need a full windows reinstall

[slate crown]

we're talking about windows 7 so is it really worth the trouble of saving it?

[scenic sable]

You're talking about throwing the whole PC in the garbage.

[slate crown]

man, windows 7 used to be peak technology at one point

[slate crown]

because i was actually dumb enough to delete that file on my moms old Toshiba laptop and tossed it out the window to avoid her wrath

i still got my ass whooped the next morning

Hell hath no fury like an angry asian mom

i still had bruises weeks after

[real tinsel]

nah man me and my brother would just fuck each other's shit up

no hard feelings even if we got bruises

[slate crown]

my ass was so tender i couldn't sit down to take a shit

[real tinsel]

ahh, classic ass beatings

[swift scarab]

System32 is still a thing on modern PCs as well

[real tinsel]

my mom wasn't really the beating person, my dad in the other hand would full on go punching us in the head

probably explains why i'm retarded

[slate crown]

explains the brain damage

[swift scarab]

My grandmother spanked us pretty much if we so much as breathed too hard

[slate crown]

oof

that's a bit much

did she used those old school ass spankers?

[swift scarab]

I learned to tune out the pain just to be spiteful

Just one of the wooden spoons from the kitchen

So close enough

[slate crown]

ooof that's even worse

[swift scarab]

After dealing with that for years I learned to tune out the pain to the point that she started getting confused as to why I didn’t even flinch after a certain point

[slate crown]

holy

[swift scarab]

Yeh, that’s when the other punishments started

[slate crown]

ah the classic

[swift scarab]

[slate crown]

can't inflict physical trauma, so they switch to psychological instead

[swift scarab]

It was more like being forced to stay in my room all day and getting food taken away

[slate crown]

ok the food thing, that's too far

[real tinsel]

you seem to have dealt with it nicely though, burning the bible and all

pretty metal to be honest

[swift scarab]

I preferred the Bible over the food

[slate crown]

did you eat the bible?

[swift scarab]

But the reasoning for that was I heard them say that if I kept misbehaving I’d get shipped of to my grandfathers house (which was infinitely better)

[swift scarab]

I wish I’d thought of that

[swift scarab]

So obviously with that information, I acted out more

[slate crown]

yea you told us this story before

[swift scarab]

It’s hard to remember

[slate crown]

i have the memory of an elephant when it comes to people's trauma for some reason

[swift scarab]

I have the memory of a goldfish to avoid mine

I have to use calendars and timers for nearly everything, otherwise I just won’t remember

[slate crown]

damn you're like my gf then

she'll literally forget to eat if i don't remind her about it

[swift scarab]

I can remember basic stuff like eating at least

I can add stuff to my memory if I do it excessively often, but otherwise it doesn’t stick

[slate crown]

the only thing my gf is good at remembering are grudges

[swift scarab]

I’m too lazy to hold a grudge, I’d just punch you if I felt like it and that’d be that

[slate crown]

honestly I'd prefer that over someone being silently mad at you and when you ask them if everythings fine they hit you with the "Im fine" proceeds to do the dishes aggressively

[swift scarab]

I’ve had it often where people think I’m mad at them and act accordingly when I’ve already forgotten whatever it is they did

[slate crown]

she's comfortable enough to let her guard down around me, so she'll tend to forgive my retarded moments

[real tinsel]

<@&929452514326249524> can i post a funny video of the funny racist man with the funny mustache (but the video itself is not racist and only mentions his title)

[slate crown]

daring today aren't you?

[plucky void]

https://youtu.be/25-A1qTd8b4

[placid sail]

perhaps she's a dwarf, they're good at that

[real tinsel]

a dwarf and a dom

[real tinsel]

a dwarf and a dom walk into dumbolin's room, they peg dumbolin

[real tinsel]

does the moderators thing not work or are they ignoring me

@grizzled meadow

[swift scarab]

I enjoy that you pinged Falco and not Aldourien

[real tinsel]

i am afraid of aldourien

[swift scarab]

That’s the point, he does his job

[real tinsel]

he might think i'm trolling and send my ass to jail

[slate crown]

think less dwarf and more goblin

[grizzled meadow]

I guess Aldo isn't watching

I wasn't watching either

It works btw

I just don't get any "ping sounds" because my notifications are off

[placid sail]

congrats, kha, your ass cheeks are still intact

[grizzled meadow]

@real tinsel post it, I'm curious at this point, I'll delete it if it isn't okay

[grizzled meadow]

What was the YT channel name of this stuff?

[slate crown]

not for long 😎

[slate crown]

not for long 😎

[grizzled meadow]

Come on it's okay for me

[slate crown]

why do i hear boss music

[grizzled meadow]

It's just a Wiki entry with some music + the meme about the "first time"

[placid sail]

calling that post political would be a stretch

[real tinsel]

yeah still wanted to make sure

[placid sail]

good boy khaaytil, respecting the law

[slate crown]

im surprised he's a law abiding citizen

[placid sail]

witnessing shoebil getting snapped probably helped

[slate crown]

yep

[placid sail]

also he doesn't seem to be that of a lunatic as he describes himself

[real tinsel]

what because i am bald, live in other people's walls, commit tax evasion and scrap off of pipes and wall paint and asbestos, i am supposed to be a criminal?

[placid sail]

yes

hands in the air, now

[real tinsel]

no

i refuse

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/shooting-a-machine-gun-vanguard-firing-a-machine-gun-intense-gunfire-open-fire-gif-20295147

[real tinsel]

my hands stand on my crotch

[grizzled meadow]

Gotta appreciate the fact he literally remember every thing he said in the past

[swift scarab]

I just live here

[real tinsel]

that's the stuff i do on a daily basis

[placid sail]

subject has shown mild disobeyance

[swift scarab]

[placid sail]

artillery strike on my position

[grizzled meadow]

As in this channel?

It's really a curse

[real tinsel]

does this mean derpy neko is a part of our imagination?

[swift scarab]

Only other channel I look at is #╟🔫loadouts

[grizzled meadow]

Reminder: I'm a frigment of your imagination

[real tinsel]

all of us together imagined derpy and gave him life inside this contraption

[grizzled meadow]

I'm one of your many alt accounts

[swift scarab]

I see it more like I sit in an office cubicle 24/7

[slate crown]

i knew it, you're only the voices in my head giving me the illusion of friends

[real tinsel]

can't believe i'm talking to myself every day in this channel

pretty much all of you are my alt accounts

[grizzled meadow]

You're schizophrenic after all

[placid sail]

I used to hang around in general, but I've once breathed too loud there and now I'm chained to brainfart for eternity for my sins

[swift scarab]

I think I’ve asked a Mercenary related question in general once and that’s it

Wait I remember

[slate crown]

i never used general once

[grizzled meadow]

I hate this fucker

Another Joji

[placid sail]

also the rules in generals shift every couple hours and I can't keep up

[slate crown]

oh come on he's not that bad

[swift scarab]

I was asking what would be the most combat oriented faction and was eventually told to do Mercs

[grizzled meadow]

He wasn't that bad, yes

Now he's another generic youtuber who react to shit

Fuck him

[slate crown]

true

can't argue with that

[swift scarab]

Eh, I find JonTron a little funnier then the average shitposter

[plucky void]

uh... forgot

let me search for it again

[grizzled meadow]

The moment he abandoned the "I do shit with video games" he died for me

[swift scarab]

Understandable

[slate crown]

yea video game was his bread and butter

now's he's just a reaction channel

[grizzled meadow]

Seriously, why

15 mil

15

Why

JFC

[swift scarab]

At the very least his memeing is more high budget compared to other people

I find it funny

[slate crown]

the man's a walking (dead) meme

[grizzled meadow]

The last funny thing he did

Was the whole Flex Tape stuff

Literally the last one

Then: shit

[swift scarab]

No, that’s Nikocado Avocado

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/user/FritogBS here falco

[grizzled meadow]

I hate that fucker as well

Just hate him

[swift scarab]

Anyone taken a look at Niko Avocado recently

[slate crown]

nope

[grizzled meadow]

He was a talented musician as well, the bastard

[slate crown]

he moved to Vietnam

now i have to live with the knowledge of knowing that man is in the same country as i am

[swift scarab]

Set traps

[real tinsel]

what's so special about gwineth paltrow's pussy

[swift scarab]

Steal from the museum and kill him

[placid sail]

I find it hard to hate him, it's more of a pity/disgust for me

[slate crown]

can't make them for his size

[swift scarab]

Damn

Steal the M60 then

[slate crown]

genius

[grizzled meadow]

Yeah disgust is better

[swift scarab]

There’s goes my daily noon alarm

[slate crown]

it's midnight

[swift scarab]

Time for sustenance

[real tinsel]

what if you made like a relly big punji trap

[placid sail]

you have alarm for eating?

[swift scarab]

I have an alarm for noon in general

[slate crown]

he'll forgor 💀 if he doesn't

[placid sail]

that's

huh

[swift scarab]

I have 3 alarms for the day

[slate crown]

see?

[swift scarab]

Waking up, noon, and bedtime

[slate crown]

just like my gf

[real tinsel]

man i should probably set alarms for eating too

haven't eaten anything today because i forgro

[placid sail]

this timeline is so strange and distorted

[slate crown]

he forgor 💀

[real tinsel]

i am sorry for failing you doktor bzeek

[swift scarab]

Join the cult of forgetfulness

We shall all become vegetables together

[slate crown]

can't really dig up asphalt now can i?

[placid sail]

I mean, I can't remember shit either, but... don't you feel, you know, hungry?

[real tinsel]

you can if you try hard enough

[grizzled meadow]

This message reminded me that I needed to post this fucking meme already posted at least 10 times

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2BJ7Mx6vsg

[real tinsel]

how do you think they replace asphalt

[swift scarab]

Not really

[real tinsel]

not unless i'm shaking like a chihuahua

[grizzled meadow]

I spent at least 10 minutes trying to remember what to look for, thanks @real tinsel

[slate crown]

if I worked in construction then maybe, but vietnamese don't fuck around when it comes to land ownership and trespassing

[real tinsel]

uh why

[swift scarab]

Most of my senses are very dull at this point in life, besides my hearing

[grizzled meadow]

Because you said "punji"

Punjabi

The meme

All connected

[grizzled meadow]

Oh-

Mt white I require methé

[placid sail]

oh, right

[grizzled meadow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZ9WfnvcX5Y

[real tinsel]

jesse my weif left

[slate crown]

oh no i started the methé arc of brainfart

[grizzled meadow]

Guys let me just tell you I love you all

[real tinsel]

methe arc has been around for like 6 months

[grizzled meadow]

It's pizza night

[real tinsel]

you only rekindled it

[slate crown]

quick someone post the entire tutorial of how to cook meth

[crimson pagoda]

jixaw goated

[swift scarab]

Hehe mental health go brrr

[crimson pagoda]

weed

car

feet

[real tinsel]

my junkie ex actually wanted me to make meth for her at some point

[slate crown]

20 kgs of feet pics

[real tinsel]

i thought it'd be like mr walter and jesser but no she just wanted to smoke the entire thing

[crimson pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-walter-crying-walter-dying-gif-20964719

[grizzled meadow]

JUST A CRUMB OF COKE

[slate crown]

gordon why is pizzer on roof

[crimson pagoda]

shut up jesser

[slate crown]

but mr whit, im

[crimson pagoda]

Wtf jedse??

[slate crown]

cock

[grizzled meadow]

I knew it

[real tinsel]

don't get me wrong man but if this guy asked me to suck on his nipples i probably would

they're average women-tit sizes so it's not gay

[grizzled meadow]

Oh

[swift scarab]

[crimson pagoda]

breaking good 1 and 2 and bottom gear 1 and 2 are peak internet content

[swift scarab]

Bottom gear

[grizzled meadow]

Breaking Good 3 isn't the same thing

[real tinsel]

i love bottom gear more

[swift scarab]

[slate crown]

kid named Finger:

[crimson pagoda]

afther that jixaw sadly was affected by his new subs being cringe

[real tinsel]

yeah it's shit

the third entry is almost always shit

[crimson pagoda]

welcome back to bottom gear lads

[swift scarab]

me waiting for HL3

[crimson pagoda]

the last really good one is the medieval bottom gear

[slate crown]

t'n'b'g

[real tinsel]

stuff like this always made me wonder, do car sexes actually make the car shake like that?

[real tinsel]

because that's at least a ton of weight and 2 people at most can be 150 kg or something

no way them just fucking can shake the car like that

[placid sail]

there's only one way to know for sure

[crimson pagoda]

wultuh

[placid sail]

get in the car kha

[swift scarab]

I’m only 130lbs and I can shake a car by pushing down on the hood

It’s the suspension that makes a car shake, the weight has nothing to do with it

The stiffer the shocks, the less shaking

[slate crown]

i weight about 100 so yea I'd say it moves

[swift scarab]

Jesus, how small are you

[slate crown]

5'7

[real tinsel]

maybe he meant 100 kgs

[slate crown]

yea 100kgs

[swift scarab]

Ah, my fault then

[real tinsel]

that's huge

wow

[swift scarab]

220lbs

[real tinsel]

you could, like, totally lift me with your massive arms

[swift scarab]

[placid sail]

small and dense asian man

[swift scarab]

That’s almost double my weight

[placid sail]

like Tyler1

[swift scarab]

[real tinsel]

you could probably lift me by my crotch

[slate crown]

i prefer C O M P A C T

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/macron-thick-walking-wide-macron-wide-macron-walking-gif-17545021

[real tinsel]

like your hand goes under my legs and then you grab my ass then lift me like that

you could definitely do that

[ashen yacht]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/767907206942687242/962908427846307880/962090193521901608.gif

[slate crown]

i lifted my 30kgs cousin once

[real tinsel]

i am 50 kgs so add 20 kgs and same stuff

[slate crown]

nearly snapped his ribcage when i jumped with him over my shoulder

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/tyler1-doggr-dogger-tyler1screaming-dogger-tyler1-gif-24625049

[placid sail]

is that Micron

[swift scarab]

I’m about 59kgs at 5ft 10in, am thin

[swift scarab]

No idea

[slate crown]

bro you weigh as much as my grip strength

[swift scarab]

I like being smol and tall

[placid sail]

he's smol, he may get bigger yet

[grizzled meadow]

Someone

[slate crown]

yea

[grizzled meadow]

Post the sorry for the ping

[swift scarab]

I’m 19, I doubt it

[placid sail]

he also probably took all his development points in guns since he's american

[grizzled meadow]

Gotta save this shit, I love it

[swift scarab]

Already discussed this earlier today, I’m too poor for guns

[grizzled meadow]

@grizzled meadow

There, now it's a self meme

[placid sail]

you're getting ready for them when you'd have the freedom bucks to get them

[real tinsel]

just steal the guns

[swift scarab]

Man, I only earn $100 a week for plasma, and I pay bills on top of that

I’m not buying shit

[grizzled meadow]

Guys weird question since I'm not really familiar with Discord

If you get banned from Discord, can you create another account?

(probably not)

[swift scarab]

At best I usually go to the old game store and buy up a shit ton of PS3 games

[grizzled meadow]

Like with a VPN or something, I don't know

[slate crown]

that could possibly work

[real tinsel]

falco is planning stuff

[grizzled meadow]

I miss gtanil...

[slate crown]

who's brave enough to take one for the team

[real tinsel]

wait he got completely banned from discord?

[grizzled meadow]

I don't know man

It's my theory since I can't even add him

[slate crown]

gtanil

[placid sail]

he may have left on his own volition

[slate crown]

whichever the case, i wish him the best of luck

[grizzled meadow]

He always meme'd about the "okay I'm gonna ban myself out" but it was clearly a joke

[placid sail]

decided to enjoy the real life, to tell his dad jokes in the wilds

[real tinsel]

he probably did get banned

[grizzled meadow]

Yeah, that's why I asked

[placid sail]

maybe he was actually a criminal

[lusty sonnet]

Brother gtanil

This is what i come back to?

[real tinsel]

casually approaches wild bear
says "bear with me"
refuses to elaborate
leaves

[grizzled meadow]

You didn't know...

[placid sail]

bear dies of cringe

[slate crown]

you forgot

gets mauled to death

[real tinsel]

i think the bear would be too confused to do anything

[slate crown]

yea i can see that happening

[placid sail]

"hello, died of cringe, I'm gtanil"

[real tinsel]

he's just stare at where gtanil was standing for 5 minutes after he's gone

[lusty sonnet]

Fratello, i've been hiking with friends for the past days with minimal internet

[slate crown]

it doesn't hit the same anymore

[lusty sonnet]

My boi gtanil :'(

[grizzled meadow]

At this point I believe he got Discord banned

We didn't do it, no one banned him

[placid sail]

@grizzled meadow if you're so inclined to learn his fate, you gotta work your muscles a bit

[real tinsel]

ass muscles

[placid sail]

he was in that vc call with gun nerds

[lusty sonnet]

Can probs make another discord account

[grizzled meadow]

?

[lusty sonnet]

Email based

[placid sail]

may try to locate them in gamma and ask them what happened to gtanil

[quartz saffron]

He probably got phished and got banned for spamming

[placid sail]

perhaps some of them have ties to him irl or on other platform, or just now what's going on

[quartz saffron]

My conspiracy about gntail

He got lost in the zone

[real tinsel]

a flesh is having sex with his corpse as we're talking

[placid sail]

too soon baldtil

[placid sail]

read a room

[slate crown]

kinda fucked up khaa even for your standards

[swift scarab]

You could pin one of his old messages to the channel for laughs

[crimson pagoda]

gtanil simply got 👌 by the 😂

[swift scarab]

One of the dad jokes or something

[grizzled meadow]

I felt that

[real tinsel]

he chose the most italian thing

[slate crown]

in memoriam

of a legend

[grizzled meadow]

My stomach is talking for me

[lusty sonnet]

Gtanil

[slate crown]

pouring one out for the homies

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/big-boss-the-boss-metal-gear-solid3-snake-eater-snake-gif-19627120

would be a bit anticlimactic if he'd just come here now from another account and be like sup guys

[slate crown]

i wish

[real tinsel]

imagine if juno is actually him and he was fucking with us

[slate crown]

but that would be a very gtanil thing to do

[grizzled meadow]

Yes it really is

[lusty sonnet]

Or Bruno kidnapped him

[grizzled meadow]

Speaking of which

@heady crow okay he's still here

[placid sail]

for some reason I thought juno is crystal's another account

[lusty sonnet]

Lmao

[grizzled meadow]

German
Almost same way of talking

Come on

[real tinsel]

they have very similar personalities

[lusty sonnet]

Falco getting paranoid

[grizzled meadow]

It's totally Crystal

[grizzled meadow]

Nah I'm already khaaytil alt account

[placid sail]

ouf

[grizzled meadow]

It's settled

[placid sail]

I feared for the worst, and there it is

I'm

dying

of

crrrrrrrrrr

[lusty sonnet]

Chill chill, all good then

[real tinsel]

i don't know man crystal doesn't seem like the type of person to go that far to create an entire personality with hobbies and shit

[grizzled meadow]

Man

[real tinsel]

that's more like my schtick

[grizzled meadow]

The dude literally change name, account and bio every five seconds

You sure?

[placid sail]

valid point

[real tinsel]

50/50

[lusty sonnet]

Maybe crystal is gtanil

[real tinsel]

maybe #🎪bruh-fart is @real tinsel

[grizzled meadow]

That would seriously be a good plot twist

[swift scarab]

Nah, Gtanil if more based then that

[slate crown]

it's getting late bois, got tired from laughing at the methé memes

[grizzled meadow]

That's basically already a thing

[swift scarab]

Don’t think he’s the type to write depressing bios

[placid sail]

now that would be interesting yet highly implausible

[grizzled meadow]

Hoping that we'll Skype tomorrow

[lusty sonnet]

Gnight dumbolin

[placid sail]

gn compact girl I'll see you tomorrow

[lusty sonnet]

30 macros to change profiles on discord so you have 7 personalities

Could work

[crimson pagoda]

where is the cock mr wtts

[placid sail]

again, too complex for a lad who's getting pickpocketed by their siblings

[grizzled meadow]

Mt white

[crimson pagoda]

justé crum of coké

[grizzled meadow]

Guys can someone give me the strength to continue Kingdom Come - Deliverance

[lusty sonnet]

Where you at?

[grizzled meadow]

Let me check the quests

[lusty sonnet]

I've completed it a while ago

[placid sail]

kingdom cum

there you go, you're set

[lusty sonnet]

Pretty fun

[heady crow]

Dont give me false hope

[lusty sonnet]

Bath house cumming

[grizzled meadow]

I need to do shit in Sasau
I basically need to do all the church stuff

[placid sail]

oh it's that impressively horny asian novel game

[heady crow]

The forgery stuff or what

[lusty sonnet]

Ah the boring tedious shit

[grizzled meadow]

Yes...

[lusty sonnet]

Gets better and grander after

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/care-to-share-mike-mclusky-jeremy-renner-mayor-of-kingstown-would-you-mind-sharing-that-gif-24475906

[grizzled meadow]

I hope so

[placid sail]

do it for gtanil...

[lusty sonnet]

Hated that part cuz it locks you out of your stuff for a while

[grizzled meadow]

I like the ||church stuff because you can be sneaky and shit in that particular mission|| and yes I've played that mission, I'm basically replaying the game because I've lost my save, but man is it tedious to just get there

[lusty sonnet]

Ah replay

[grizzled meadow]

"Replay" because as I said bye bye old save

So for now I'm here

[placid sail]

it's just that japanese setting quirk that half the characters are very horny and perverted for no reason other than it's just how an average japanese gamedev enjoyer sees the world

[lusty sonnet]

My man speedrun the church and kill some magyars

[placid sail]

also pantyshots

[grizzled meadow]

Never actually finished the game

[lusty sonnet]

Gets a bit better and resembles irl stuff too

[heady crow]

You still havent told me the name

[grizzled meadow]

Speaking of killing, will I find some powerful stuff or literally the only stuff you can find is in Rattay?

[placid sail]

oh, right

[lusty sonnet]

Armor or weapon wise?

[grizzled meadow]

Both

[lusty sonnet]

The best longsword is under a tree near a big open field iirc

[lusty sonnet]

But maces reign

A mace wrecks everything

[grizzled meadow]

The sword I have now does 75 dmg + this so I think I'm covered on that

[placid sail]

okay I've actually looked at that picture again and it's probably just some evangelion stuff, but since I've remembered that game I talked about, here ya go

[crimson pagoda]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/390909274923991051/967248712743153784/caption-30.gif

[placid sail]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/948740/AI_The_Somnium_Files/

Steam

AI: The Somnium Files

In a near-future Tokyo, detective Kaname Date is on the case of a mysterious serial killer. Date must investigate crime scenes as well as dreams on the hunt for clues. From the mind of Kotaro Uchikoshi (Zero Escape series director), with character design by the Yusuke Kozaki (NO MORE HEROES, Fire Emblem series), a thrilling neo-noir detective ad...

Price

$39.99

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5038

▶ Play video

[grizzled meadow]

Yes it's Rei

[lusty sonnet]

Armor is kinda getting lucky and scales with lvls

[heady crow]

Alright thanks bz love you

[grizzled meadow]

Head
Body
Arms
Legs

[heady crow]

How was the anniversary celebration btw?

[heady crow]

Difesa braccia 🤌

[lusty sonnet]

You're basically slaughtering peasants with that but any armor will tank you

[placid sail]

oh you mean the hookah place?

[crimson pagoda]

why the fuck is head forehead

[heady crow]

Ye

[placid sail]

how nice of you to remember that

it was fine, we've got sashlik (BBQ, I guess?), hookas and lots of booze

[lusty sonnet]

Is okay, just keep the stealth stats in mind as that can be very strong

[placid sail]

but to be fair, at the end of the party, I've suddenly felt that I no longer want to get shitfaced with those people or at all

very strange

[heady crow]

Ahhaa like pieces of meat on a stick?

[placid sail]

yes!

[heady crow]

Yessir very good

[lusty sonnet]

Always played light armor + mace/shield as it's so flexible with the damage stats

[placid sail]

it's as popular in the summer as a BBQ in America

everyone do it

[heady crow]

But ye i mean didnt you go into the event purely for the anniversary. Wasnt even in the mood to drink

So is it so strange then

[grizzled meadow]

Don't worry, I have my stealth setup

[heady crow]

Making me jealous by posting stuff like that

[grizzled meadow]

The game is good, the only problem is that you don't really have much to do, the most valuable thing to do are quests

[swift scarab]

Do I sense a Kingdom Come enjoyer

[placid sail]

oh my god what the fuck you're such a good listener dude!

[swift scarab]

[placid sail]

but yes, fair point

[grizzled meadow]

I like the game but I didn't finish it yet

[lusty sonnet]

I leveled up first then did a lot of sidequests

[crimson pagoda]

hmmmmmm

[lusty sonnet]

The camp kill missions mm

[heady crow]

Ah dont stroke my ego. I like you ofc i listen and remember what you have to say

[swift scarab]

If you haven’t already, I’d recommend finding the treasure on the treasure maps

[grizzled meadow]

It's what I always do: some main quest just to level up and then sidequests sidequests sidequests

[plucky void]

GOD SAVE YOU, HENRY

[grizzled meadow]

I get bored easily and it's always Youtube time with that kind of stuff

GOD BE WITH YOU

[heady crow]

Btw bz ive always wondered but never searched for it

What exactly is in hookahs

[plucky void]

LOOK, HENRY'S COME TO VISIT US

[lusty sonnet]

Did it the other way around as extra levelling adds new dialogue/options with quests

[swift scarab]

True, but if you persevere, one of those maps has a very good set of full armor in it

[placid sail]

never tried it huh?

it's that thingy

[swift scarab]

Aren’t hookas just oriental bongs?

[placid sail]

basically you're smoking tobacco but it's made a bit differently

[heady crow]

JESUS CHRIST BE PRAISED

[plucky void]

I saw a documentary

[heady crow]

Ive seen them around in greece and such but they arent really a thing here

[heady crow]

Ah so just more heavily flavoured tobacco

[plucky void]

henry, hans capon and the leader of rattay (not radzig, the other one) were based on real people

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/kingdom-come-deliverance-gif-24307995

[plucky void]

I mean their likeness

[swift scarab]

Understandable

[plucky void]

sir hanush is based on the game's director/lead designer

henry and capon are both based on actors

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Pt1whp15P8

[swift scarab]

At the very least, look up which map gets you the armor, and take that one, it’s very nice looking, I’d recommend it

[heady crow]

Me and the boys on the left

[grizzled meadow]

Literally the 90% of the game after five missions

[placid sail]

it has millions of flavours, it is more potent than smoking cigarettes, but the water cools down the smoke and if you're making everything right, it's tasty and light and it makes your head buzz and relaxes your body a lot

[plucky void]

I loved how I had so much goodwill with the people that I could rob everyone blind and all I'd get is a slap on the wrist

[heady crow]

I wish kcd had an extended hobo phase like gamma tho

[real tinsel]

are you playing the game for the sake of finishing it

[heady crow]

I could just sneak kill to get good gear, train and be unstoppable in a few hours

[placid sail]

it also possible to replace water in hookah by wine or even something stronger and get smashed really hard and fast

[heady crow]

You really are trying to make me go to a hookah bar huh

[placid sail]

cos alcohol vapors and stuff

[heady crow]

Anyways thanks for the info

The more i know

[placid sail]

maybe 😏

[heady crow]

Youll have to take me to one then

[real tinsel]

he's gonna get you super high and then sex you

[placid sail]

hookah goes well with sauna

[heady crow]

Would be nice to travel to russia when things calm down

[lusty sonnet]

Hobo phase ended when i went back to the original village for free loot

[real tinsel]

yeah he's definitely gonna get you high and sex you

[placid sail]

с больной головы на здоровую опять

[heady crow]

Even if just passing through to get to central europe

[real tinsel]

how about you sosay my chlen

[placid sail]

er, about that

[real tinsel]

it's not too big so perfect for you

[placid sail]

было бы что сосай

[swift scarab]

Didn’t things get worse recently

[real tinsel]

rude

[placid sail]

there is simply no reasons for it to be better anytime soon

[lusty sonnet]

[placid sail]

the whole country goes to shit, fast

the leaders are insane

[swift scarab]

Fair, now let’s change topic before someone gets angy

[placid sail]

economy is in shambles

[real tinsel]

bz11k is the only one who's gonna get angry

[placid sail]

so yeah, I'd say the best time to visit us isssss

in 20-30 years

if we'll exist at that point

[heady crow]

Bz will grow old by the time im able to set foot upon there

[real tinsel]

he'll rant about how his country is fucked and then rant some more about thin-string political stuff

[heady crow]

Already busy with his own family to take a young finn to a hookah bar

[swift scarab]

Why don’t we just dig up the elephants foot and throw it at Putin

[lusty sonnet]

Even older :o

[grizzled meadow]

No, why?

I like it

[heady crow]

Falco you completionist

[real tinsel]

i dunno kinda seemed like it

[swift scarab]

Deliverance is kinda on the level of Skyrim enjoyment

It just takes a lot of time

[placid sail]

my wife and my children, this is Bruno, I wanted to sex him in the trenches when we were young
sounds of adoration

[grizzled meadow]

Yeah right, I wish

[lusty sonnet]

Kcd combat is miles above skyrim tho

[grizzled meadow]

If I finish a game it's a miracle

[real tinsel]

i cannot believe falco has not finished dishonored 2

this is the moderator you voted for

[placid sail]

dishonored 2 more like

stupid winning conditions 2

[heady crow]

Gonna be sharing tales of the gamma discord server to the new generation

[real tinsel]

play the game dingus

imagine if gamma brainfart exists even in 2050

[placid sail]

go to sleep you pocket bouncer

[slate crown]

no

[placid sail]

khaaytil, call his gf

[placid sail]

time for some punishment pegging

[lusty sonnet]

Spread the lore of gtanil

[real tinsel]

he'd enjoy that

no winning with him

[placid sail]

dammit

okay, no pegging until he goes to sleep then

[heady crow]

The love triangle between me, falco and khaa

[real tinsel]

maybe i could tell his gf to put the setka dlya xomyachka on him

[lusty sonnet]

Hmm

[placid sail]

he might enjoy it too

[placid sail]

context for people not blessed with slavic knowledge

https://youtu.be/T2DPOEIjDFA

[heady crow]

Oh ly god

What the fuck

[plucky void]

I don't think it involves wearing that hat

[real tinsel]

like these 3 silly boys

[slate crown]

chast me daddy

[heady crow]

Why is there a hamster in it

Otherwise im excited about the plan

[real tinsel]

@placid sail yeah he's into that as well

[placid sail]

hamster prison/cage

[heady crow]

Suure

[placid sail]

nodders

[heady crow]

Ive watched enough femboy/twink stuff to know otherwise

I wasnt born yesterday bz

You cant fool me like falco did with his love

[plucky void]

oh no

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/waltergotme-gif-18867690

IT IS

DESIGNED

FOR A PENIS

there

[heady crow]

BZ YOU DONT HAVE TO SAY IT OUTLOUD

[real tinsel]

bz11k's penis in particular

[slate crown]

im a grower, not a show-er

[heady crow]

Proof?

[real tinsel]

bz11k hasn't gotten a boner since 2013 so it would be like a resort for his dick

[slate crown]

you wish 😏

[mortal violet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/833888832096305202/1005899196517322792/trim.867105D6-330B-4464-8272-519620C44D5D.mov

[placid sail]

you're a lad who's not getting any kinky games until he goes to sleep

[slate crown]

yes daddy, I'll go to sleep

[slate crown]

changes status to offline

[real tinsel]

that sounded far too gay even for the usual gay stuff we talk about

[heady crow]

It was sincere

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/815053098997252126/1005681995059306496/egg.mp4

[slate crown]

i am inebriated

[gloomy roost]

Perks of being at a club eh

[slate crown]

free alcohol ftw

[real tinsel]

food

they're going to become burger meat

[slate crown]

lunch

[placid sail]

bad khaytil

no eat catto

[heady crow]

Not enough macros for you big man

[real tinsel]

i don't eat catto

i eat only asbestos

the chinese eat catto

[slate crown]

snacks

[placid sail]

now that's a bit racist yet probably correct

[heady crow]

Waking up at 3am to get a protein feeding in

[real tinsel]

it's not racist if it's a fact

[placid sail]

the question is, is it the fact

[slate crown]

getting drunk and watching vtubers at 2am is unfortunately part of my daily routine

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/407989900881952771/1005792044410732635/MemeFeedBot-173.mov

[gloomy roost]

And who's your fav

[slate crown]

milkywayz

[heady crow]

Who

[heady crow]

Ah him

[placid sail]

indeed

[slate crown]

the ancient one

he is wise beyond our comprehension

[slate crown]

literally me

[real tinsel]

look at his dumbass happy face

[crimson pagoda]

bro said 🐊

[heady crow]

You dont get it he is me

[grizzled meadow]

One day

[grizzled meadow]

I still have it installed

[crimson pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/kyriakos-grizzly-bloat-lord-jump-gif-20944933

[heady crow]

Just like me

[heady crow]

Mans is doing 200kg exploding squats

[crimson pagoda]

FULL*

[slate crown]

bless danny devito

[heady crow]

Beyond comprehension

[heady crow]

FULL SQUATS

[slate crown]

kick it danny

[heady crow]

Bout to start the bloatmaxxing arc right the fuck now

Gonna look like kyriakos next time i go to a beach

Assimilate into the local walrus pack

Live a new life free of societys shackles

[grizzled meadow]

Even the CD, this man is incredible

[grizzled meadow]

JFC if I don't watch this movie

[real tinsel]

"i don't get it" ?

what do you mean i don't get it

do you think i'm stupid?

you think i am retarded?

that i have brain damage?

fuck you falco

[grizzled meadow]

It's always sunny in Philadelphia?

[real tinsel]

go eat shit wrapped in calzone

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow

[placid sail]

oh you cheeky italian man

I saw it

[slate crown]

a true timeless classic

[grizzled meadow]

Another tv series that I need to watch

[placid sail]

"have you seen american psychopath?"
"it's a great movie"

[real tinsel]

it is a great movie though

[placid sail]

uh huh

[placid sail]

haven't met a normal person for quite a while

and honestly, most of the turn out to be psychos in disguise or with issues like us folks anyway

or they're just unbearably boring

absolutely nonexistent category of people

[real tinsel]

they really are boring man

mental illness is like spice of people

too much or too less and you're unbearable

just need that perfect amount

[placid sail]

I mean, most of "normal" people really are slightly mental anyway, they just hide it better or not realise it

and it doesn't mean that everyone is different shades of insane, just that the normality itself is shallow and poorly established concept

can you even tell, what it is, being normal?

[crimson pagoda]

"normal" people are constantly like this on the inside

https://tenor.com/view/the-voices-voices-in-my-head-voices-cat-gif-23453583

[placid sail]

okay those frozen nuggies fucking suck, two pieces already with bones fragments

[placid sail]

a bit of an exaggeration, but not entirely wrong either

I will never forget a story which makes me giggle every time

[gloomy roost]

Weirdinize being normal

[real tinsel]

everybody has "the voices", it doesn't necessarily mean you're mental

[placid sail]

about my school friend, who once told me much later, during uni years, and I quote: "I don't believe in depression"

[crimson pagoda]

based

[placid sail]

and three years later, he's on antidepressants

always gives me a giggle, that story

and yes, he was super normal

[real tinsel]

what distinguishes that is whether they're your own voices or uncontrollable vocal hallucinations

[placid sail]

do you know

there is actually a very rare breed of humans

[placid sail]

who has no internal dialogue at all

[heady crow]

Based

[real tinsel]

yes and some don't have a mental image ability

[placid sail]

or to be more precise, they can't actually fantasize about anything at all in their head

ye ye

[swift scarab]

I think probably the only subconscious thought I have often that I’m worried about is whenever I encounter literally anything or anyone my first thought is whether or not I’d be able to break or kill it

[real tinsel]

like if i told you to imagine bz11k's penis you'd probably picture an unwashed 5 centimeters long piece of very strange meat

some people are unable to create that picture in their head

their head is just black

[placid sail]

could you please keep my imaginary penis out of your cursed perverted head please and thank you

[real tinsel]

nope

it's already in the archives of my brain

come and get it

[placid sail]

I'm going to fill the walls of your house with healthy human food

[swift scarab]

Dear god no

[heady crow]

Would you be able to break me?

https://tenor.com/view/bane-the-dark-knight-rises-break-spirit-body-gif-16272999

[real tinsel]

i do the same pretty much everywhere and everyone i'm not familiar with

[swift scarab]

I could probably just slit your throat if that makes you feel better

[placid sail]

it could either be anger issues or compulsive thoughts disorder

both are pretty curable

[stone blade]

behold

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/946292698510426172/996465484323106816/apustaja_orchersta.mp4

[heady crow]

Probs

[placid sail]

ivanko pepevsky

[heady crow]

Maybe you are a muscle monster irl and will be able to smash my spine

[stone blade]

❤️

wrong reply

[real tinsel]

you can pretty much defuse anyone with a hard punch on their throat

[stone blade]

❤️

[swift scarab]

More likely then not it’s probably anger issues, I’m fairly patient most of the time but I’m easily pissed off when someone doesn’t understand something that seems incredibly simple to me

[real tinsel]

they won't die most likely, but they'll be unable to do anything for at least 5-10 minutes

worst case they die, less than worst case they lose their voice

[stone blade]

you can pretty much defuse anyone with a hard punch on their balls

[real tinsel]

what about women

they have no balls

[placid sail]

behold, bitches

[real tinsel]

see ivan, think outside of the penis

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/klee-gif-25201900

[placid sail]

lack of empathy

[real tinsel]

she's literally me fr

[placid sail]

again, solvable, if you want to, of course

[stone blade]

frfrongdddd

[real tinsel]

frog

[heady crow]

Hes just like patrick bateman fr

Just like me fr

[swift scarab]

I’m known to be highly cynical and pragmatic around people

[swift scarab]

And no

[real tinsel]

didn't patrick feel bad when trying to kill his secretary?

he has empathy

[swift scarab]

I think that’s regret, not empathy

Unsure

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFZOEtbnLcI

hes literally me

[heady crow]

Idk i didnt watch the movie

[crimson pagoda]

my cheeto has a bitter taste

[placid sail]

consider the following: indeed, some people may not be as smart or rational as you are in specific situation. but has you always been right and kind and wise in your actions? were there situations where your judgement or actions have slipped? is it fair to always expect yourself or others to be correct, smart, and appropriate, or is it more rational and fair to give yourself and the world a little bit of slack, since after all, we're all just humans?

[crimson pagoda]

i think i've been poisoned

[scenic sable]

It was me.

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2315435/84417519.gif

[crimson pagoda]

thanks

[real tinsel]

was it cyanide

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/it-was-me-barry-gif-23237917

[real tinsel]

cyanide is like really cool, i wish someone would put it in my food

[placid sail]

that track is dope

[placid sail]

Aldo is in the mood to go a little crazy, a little stupid

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kyPzl8M4yCE

[heady crow]

His psyche is being degraded by having to watch our patrick bateman circlejerk while falco is sleeping

[real tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-insane-gif-21454125

[placid sail]

reminder

[real tinsel]

you're not sleeping falco

how are you writing if you're sleeping

[scenic sable]

Oh hey, and you know what!?
It's over!
https://youtu.be/N_gwh2JDdwE?t=21

[real tinsel]

lying italian cock

[placid sail]

man, that brings me back

[heady crow]

Im not falco khaa

[placid sail]

jerma vs ster, everybody wants to this happen

[real tinsel]

you're falco, falco

[heady crow]

No im not falco, falco

[real tinsel]

i'm not falco either, falco

[heady crow]

Falco

[scenic sable]

Sterma vs Jar

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/fuck-you-leather-man-ah-fuck-you-leather-man-gachi-billy-harrington-gif-19052181

[swift scarab]

Damn

Hmm, that reminds me, I don’t think I’ve heard any American insults besides fat jokes and stuff about guns

Or the presidents

[placid sail]

the greatest insult to Americans is the fact that the world doesn't think about them 24/7 as they perceive

[swift scarab]

To be fair, our news tells us otherwise

Or they make it seem that way

[placid sail]

that's why it is supposed to be insulting

[swift scarab]

Fair enough

[lusty sonnet]

or healthcare

[swift scarab]

Ah yes, forgot about that one

[lusty sonnet]

i gotchu

or school shootings tbh

[scenic sable]

When someone cut ahead of you in a queue:
https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx-fW4XQiXVzBMD5cxHN9Bl4joE40kB9W-

[real tinsel]

upgrades

[placid sail]

not bad

[swift scarab]

Just don’t lose your balance

[steep hearth]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjMmijOJTPg

[vivid edge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/359589001688252446/1005846884897788037/yeah_Bounce.webm

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/833888832096305202/1005899196517322792/trim.867105D6-330B-4464-8272-519620C44D5D.mov

omg that cat

can't stop laughing

[scenic sable]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274180765816848384/1005581729211371655/everyone.gif

[placid sail]

this is a stick up

put your cummies in the bag

[long spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/900106309381263370/1005925676571971705/OZYzlSJjoWaPe4jY.mp4

[crimson pagoda]

wtf going on with yt reccomendations

[abstract path]

I am so done with today i swear to god

If i have to take one more step today i will fucking die

[grizzled meadow]

I'm starting to hate this video

[abstract path]

Same

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/didnt-ask-plus-youre-female-gif-20548291

[abstract path]

I will kill you in your sleep.

[abstract path]

Hm.

[grizzled meadow]

You've lost the chance to repost the same video

[heady crow]

I just wanted to make you happy for once falco

Sorry for existing ig :/

[eager quest]

@heady crow

[heady crow]

And why havent we video called while working out again?

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I am fucking tired

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cuz i didnt go work out yet

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12 hours of work

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and my dad is always pissing me the fuck off

i cant go a day with an ok mood

legit it hasnt happened for the past fucking month

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Just do smth you enjoy

Oh wait

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Ghosty can go from shitposting to sadposting in a matter of seconds

[heady crow]

I feel like tarkov doesent help with the fact that you dont have an ok mood Kappa

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I agree

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i dont enjoy many things

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In the end his lore sure is kinda sad

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well what do you enjoy

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i mean, im always down to play that

idk why but

i dont really enjoy any other game as much

only bf4

[heady crow]

I mean ye im in the same boat

[grizzled meadow]

As long as you enjoy it, I don't see the problem

[heady crow]

If i do play something its tarkov