🎪bruh-fart

[placid sail]

https://loginportal.funnyjunk.com/hdgifs/Sick+ride_f1f337_9769462.mp4

[lusty sonnet]

Imagine reporting them and being banned for being russian

[placid sail]

I don't think riot are gonna go full white knight on mordorians

riot games belong to tencent

[lusty sonnet]

Tencent 🤢

[placid sail]

they were doing some quiet fundraising for war victims but that's it pretty much

they are more about that sweet cash money

[lusty sonnet]

Sweet cash money and data harvesting

[clear prism]

When people tell me about riot games relationship with its players, I always say "That sounds like a toxic, abusive relationship, bro"

[slate crown]

that's because it is

[lusty sonnet]

Those hardcore players are most likely also the leading role in their own toxic, abusive relationships

[slate crown]

solo queue changes people

it's a genuinely evil thing

[heady crow]

Well after failing 4 promos to plat4 i was a changed man

Stg out of 20 games my bot won like 3 times

My shen otp ass was seething

[lusty sonnet]

Solo queue Apex changed me as well

[slate crown]

i peaked silver1 in league and stopped caring beyond that point

now i just play the game "FF"

[lusty sonnet]

It taught me to always disable any form of communications in comp games

[slate crown]

i think i got plat in apex during season 7

[vivid edge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1004415707963981936/trim.AD29C535-006F-47C4-8FD4-21F23CBE2260.mov

[slate crown]

but this was during summer when i had plenty of time to grind

[lusty sonnet]

Got solo queue diamond as wattson

[slate crown]

now playing 1 normal apex match sucks the soul out of me

[lusty sonnet]

Never again

Uninstalled apex and never looked back

[slate crown]

good man

[vivid edge]

have never played Apex so far

but been tempted a couple times

[lusty sonnet]

Don't

Not worth it

[slate crown]

Apex legends

[lusty sonnet]

Unless you simp for Wattson

[slate crown]

more like 3rd Party Legends

[lusty sonnet]

Then send it

[slate crown]

i only simp for Gibby

[lusty sonnet]

Eatinh gibby ults with wattson is yummyummy

[vivid edge]

i'm not the kind to simp for a game character

to old for that shit

[slate crown]

fair

[lusty sonnet]

Never too old smh

[quartz saffron]

Only in United States you will be shot over cold fries

[slate crown]

Loba though

omfg

fattest ass in video game history

[lusty sonnet]

Facts

Straight facts

[slate crown]

they knew what they were doing when they made those animations

[lusty sonnet]

The emotes made it even worse

[swift scarab]

The porn is good though

I have returned from plasma donations

[urban ocean]

This is deeper than just "in the US". The real problem is "women"

[lusty sonnet]

Cold fries do be kinda decent tbh

[urban ocean]

Depends on the brand

Me, I prefer McDonald's fries to be piping hot

But BK fries are decent when they're room temp

[lusty sonnet]

Fresh ones

Even cold they are mm

[lusty sonnet]

I feel as fastfood fries are completely nuked and taste the same 90% of the time

[lusty sonnet]

So masochist he's exposing himself

[clear prism]

What did you censor here, hm?

Hm?

[heady crow]

Boys rice or cappelli pasta for chicken?

[lusty sonnet]

Mm rice

[vivid edge]

ye fastfood fries are shit

[slate crown]

dont worry about it

[heady crow]

Thank you

[lusty sonnet]

Tbh, never eaten pasta with chicken before

[fading shuttle]

ive never eaten spaghetti, i just think its EU propaganda to make people believe italians exist

[grizzled meadow]

Oh boy you're in for a ride

[lusty sonnet]

How to summon Falco 101

[clear prism]

Oh no no, let us bring it up :)

[placid sail]

wanna hear something real funny and kinda beneficial about it

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/536198226949308426/1004689500968067162/redditsave.com_cat_rule-g4jwxohe7lf91.mp4

[placid sail]

dw I'll share regardless

https://www.aabb.org/news-resources/news/article/2022/04/26/regular-blood-or-plasma-donation-may-reduce-pfas-levels-in-blood-serum#:~:text=Regular blood or plasma donation may help reduce levels of,of consumer and industrial products.

[slate crown]

i just reaffirmed what you guys said, it would ruin the punchline of the message if i left it out

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/finally-some-good-content-gordon-ramsay-gordon-ramsay-memes-gif-25876450

[swift scarab]

I didn’t see it to react, was busy dealing with my grandfather’s flat tire

[placid sail]

well aren't a handy boy for your age

[slate crown]

😏

why are you suddenly so interested in pegging @clear prism ?

[clear prism]

Nah, it is hard to ignore when there is CIA, black ink censorship going on

[slate crown]

well I've already told you the truth, i censored it so the text has more impact

[clear prism]

CIA is useless, by the way

[plucky void]

wdym

[slate crown]

yea wtf do they even do fr

[plucky void]

who do you think suicided epstein?

and mcaffee

[clear prism]

Definitely not CIA 😂

They are too incompetent

[gloomy roost]

The rooms

[lusty sonnet]

And Snowden sooner or later?

[clear prism]

The backrooms made them do the suiciding.

Holy shit

[slate crown]

free games

[clear prism]

You sell your soul for those free games

[slate crown]

how so?

[plucky void]

because epic bad

hur dur china steals your info

[slate crown]

true

[clear prism]

No, I mean quite literally you are selling your soul for those free games

The devil collects taxes for those every now and then

[slate crown]

but the only thing they'll find on my computer is 12 TB of "homework"

[clear prism]

Nice guy and all but he said it is obligatory

[lusty sonnet]

12 TB of homework

[clear prism]

👀

[onyx birch]

that’s a strange way to say [REDACTED]

[clear prism]

Porn

It is Porn.

[vivid edge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOiGHJ2bbgE

[stone blade]

we are

❤️

[placid sail]

I love puter, all my life goes by while I work in it screeches

[lusty sonnet]

Same

[onyx birch]

Me

[placid sail]

you

are caat

[slate crown]

is that a yellow cat i smell?

[clear prism]

They are all cats, goddamnit

[placid sail]

even I have some sort of animal ears, it seems

[onyx birch]

[clear prism]

What

[placid sail]

you are surrounded. you can have it the easy way

or a very long

hard

way

[clear prism]

🤨

[placid sail]

the choice is yours, but I'd suggest you come quietly

[onyx birch]

https://tenor.com/view/neco-arc-neco-rumba-dance-rumba-gif-23889144

[clear prism]

Over my dead body

I will remain 🤔

[slate crown]

yellow...cat

[placid sail]

then we will come

HARD

AND LOUD

[clear prism]

Not if I get banned first

[onyx birch]

https://tenor.com/view/neco-arc-gangnam-style-gmod-garrys-mod-innit-bruv-gif-25667160

[onyx birch]

This is incredible

https://tenor.com/view/neco-arc-neco-melty-melty-blood-carnival-phantasm-gif-23290890

[slate crown]

it's getting late, and im tuckered out from chatting

[placid sail]

the funny thing is, if I recall correctly the moment that clip was taken from, Jerma was indeed pretending to eat something alive out of the box

[slate crown]

what are you talking about? "Jerma" isn't real

[onyx birch]

maybe the real Jerma was the friends we made along the way

[onyx birch]

I’m terribly sorry for this chat

[placid sail]

YOU aren't real!

annihilates dumbolin out of existence

[clear prism]

Well, bz11k and Dumbolin died

This is so sad

[placid sail]

YOU BI

https://tenor.com/view/fade-away-oooooooooooo-aga-emoji-crumble-gif-20008708

[slate crown]

A paranoid schizophrenic busting it down sexual style, is he goated with the sauce?

[clear prism]

How about YOU go to sleep?

[slate crown]

i love it when you're assertive 😏

[clear prism]

Bitch, just go and sleep already

Is like what, 1am over there?

[lusty sonnet]

Getting real Bruno vibes from dumbolin

[stone ravine]

feet don't stink today

we're gonna make it

[severe linden]

https://tenor.com/view/black-cat-gif-18649320

[heady crow]

Hes just like me

[placid sail]

imagine going to sleep before 3 am

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-pathetic-principal-skinner-gif-19732520

[clear prism]

I do that sometimes when nothing is going on and I am bored 🤣

[grizzled meadow]

Sleep tight, Aniki.

[lusty sonnet]

Sleep tight, Aniki.

I need my sleep

[restive sky]

xxl dong

[restive sky]

So hows your car running

[stone blade]

does anyone have the fart meme

[grizzled meadow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gcs5k8n-FY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qi1KebO4bzc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKcRDgobqzA

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/fart-farting-fart-in-your-direction-gross-monty-python-gif-16784927

[stone blade]

bro

❤️

[slate crown]

i heard you was talking shit

[placid sail]

I was

I am still talking shit, in fact

[placid sail]

but unfortunately I don't know your local time and can't be bothered to look for it, so I can't be sure if you're still a pussy or not

[slate crown]

woooooooow

[clear prism]

Ah yes

Poosy

[slate crown]

man i wish i was a pussy

[clear prism]

What

[slate crown]

get to live rent free everyday and free food

[clear prism]

In return of getting fucked, quite literally

[slate crown]

im talking about being a cat, what are you on about?

unless youre Shane Dawson

[clear prism]

Cats get fucked

🤣

Yes 😂

[eager quest]

cat shagging

[grizzled meadow]

Satisfied?

[slate crown]

it is currently 1:40 in the ams rn but can't go home yet because work

[gloomy roost]

Damn

[clear prism]

Have a power nap

[gloomy roost]

It's 8 pm here

[stone blade]

hi

[slate crown]

just had one

[placid sail]

man that sucks

hope you'll be free soon

[clear prism]

🤝

[placid sail]

or do you do night shifts

[slate crown]

i work from 18:00pm till about 2:00am

3am tops

[gloomy roost]

[slate crown]

at least im working for my family so i get some leeway

[gloomy roost]

What do you even do at night

[placid sail]

fnaf

[gloomy roost]

[slate crown]

stand around do nothing, watch people's shit while they go get piss drunk, occasionally i run errands

[placid sail]

ah, you're a bouncer in some club/bar?

[slate crown]

yea that

[placid sail]

peculiar line of work

always boring until suddenly it's not boring at all and perhaps you'd even wish it was boring

[gloomy roost]

How long you've been bouncing?

[clear prism]

Damn, tried to copy paste the entire phone message of Fnaf intro but too much words

[slate crown]

i did have to stop a fight on my first day on the job after the pandemic

wasn't pleasent

[clear prism]

Fuck them up.

[slate crown]

i wanted to kill that fucker

but choked him out instead

[gloomy roost]

Like till he gave up or passed out?

[slate crown]

yes.

[gloomy roost]

[placid sail]

dangerous thing to do

[gloomy roost]

Rip guy

[slate crown]

didn't want to give him brain damage so i just choked him a little bit to calm him tf down

wasn't a sleeper hold

i bear hugged him and squeezed his ribs so hard he had to go to the hospital

[grizzled meadow]

Dumbolin just changed his image in two words

[gloomy roost]

Yep

[grizzled meadow]

From a fragile person now he's a fucking bear in my mind

[gloomy roost]

Mf sounds like he breaks people's kneecaps

[slate crown]

funny thing is

[placid sail]

hasn't he told already that he's buffed

[slate crown]

i always cried before i have to fight someone

[grizzled meadow]

He did?

Can't catch up with all this fucking lore

Calm your tits

[placid sail]

also he was discussing getting buffed with bruno, that's a sign on its own

[slate crown]

because 9 times out of 10 if im not careful, I'll actually kill that person accidentally

[grizzled meadow]

#gym-femboy when

Role: Boss of the Gym

[clear prism]

Honestly bro, it is surprising how many Stalker players are buffed

[placid sail]

adequate person isn't supposed to like hurting other people, you're good

[clear prism]

Oh

[swift scarab]

What’s this “working out” you speak of

[placid sail]

yeah nah man, it's almost as saying "I'm surprised how many people in gamma like guns"

[stone ravine]

for me it's opposite, I just keep hitting until someone stops me

[placid sail]

pretty sure everyone here but me and Crystal are fucking ripped

... or fat

[clear prism]

😂

[gloomy roost]

Some people are just built different

[clear prism]

Nah man, you simply got to work out

[stone ravine]

lotta repressed anger I guess

[swift scarab]

I’m just skinny, not necessarily weak, but I don’t work out

[clear prism]

I mean hell, I live in a padded cell and I am still working out

If I can do it, so can you

[slate crown]

I've got that dad bod though

[gloomy roost]

Man, I want swim till I'm skinny.

[clear prism]

That is the dream, my guy

[placid sail]

and getting other people smashed to a pulp won't solve it at all, so reconsider!

[gloomy roost]

My body can't handle as much heat as a normal person

[swift scarab]

Become a Texan

You’ll either adapt or get heatstroke like the rest

[stone ravine]

But I get wiped out after something like that

and wanna sleep

[gloomy roost]

Prob get a heatstroke and die

[swift scarab]

Understandable

[stone ravine]

Or be from Georgia

is from Georgia

[gloomy roost]

Unfortunately I lack the vital ability to s w e a t

[clear prism]

The country or the state?

[stone ravine]

state

born in Atlanta

[clear prism]

Honestly, whenever someone says Georgia, I think of coca cola

🤣

[placid sail]

I was taking the heat this summer really bad, though I'm partly of a southern origin, but eventually it was okay
... but it's 9 months of skyrim soon, again

[stone ravine]

I only remember hot/warm weather in GA

[swift scarab]

I can handle heat up to 100°F, but I start to suffer if it gets over 110

[stone ravine]

like yeah there was winter

[placid sail]

I think of our southern neighbours with big noses and good wine and food

[swift scarab]

What’s winter

We have extended fall

[placid sail]

PLEASE

ADOPT ME

[stone ravine]

it's like that here in NC

[clear prism]

🤣

[stone ravine]

just

more fall

[swift scarab]

I feel threatened, where’s my cattle prod

[clear prism]

Although I can handle heat just fine, the real killer is humidity

[stone ravine]

been to Florida only once, and the air was def heavier there

[clear prism]

I fucking hate that shit, so damn annoying

[stone ravine]

lots of humidity

[swift scarab]

We don’t have humidity too often here, it’s mostly dry heat

[clear prism]

Well yes, Texas is basically 60% desert

[swift scarab]

Eastern Texas is hell though

[placid sail]

man

[clear prism]

Since I have that middle eastern blood, I am adapted to desert

[placid sail]

I wonder if I ever get to visit Morica in my life

[clear prism]

But throw me into heat with humidity? Fuck that

[stone ravine]

walking miles on a humid day

no thanks never again

[swift scarab]

I live in central Texas, so the weather kinda seesaws between desert and flash flood rains

[clear prism]

Better than 90% humidity in the air

[swift scarab]

We have hot rain to compensate

[stone ravine]

it's like you wake up on a day like that, maybe have a smoke outside

immediately nah

I'm good

I can not

[clear prism]

Today, I only refueled my car and said "Yup, that is enough going outside today"

Because humidity is up, we hit 40 degrees (celsius)

[swift scarab]

Antisocial moment

[placid sail]

oh right

[clear prism]

Nah man, how can you socialize when you are dying of fucking heat

That is no fun at all

[placid sail]

there's a psycho heat currently in yurap

gtanil is probably melting

[clear prism]

Well, luckily not anymore

[placid sail]

are you dead?

[clear prism]

I made some black tea, balances out the heat

[stone ravine]

things are blowing up and catching on fire these days

[placid sail]

oh

[swift scarab]

Ask the shirtless old men at the outdoor bars

They figured it out

[clear prism]

Well, I would rather not get ogled by every man and woman going past me 🤣

[stone ravine]

just a couple days ago, a transformer blew up in the town I work in

people lost power for some time

[placid sail]

they're drunk, the don't even feel the piss in their pants

[swift scarab]

Coward

[clear prism]

How so?

[swift scarab]

Reject humility, embrace the ogling

[placid sail]

ew

[clear prism]

Nah man, the fuck

[placid sail]

you americans and your extravertial ways

[stone ravine]

at least there's

ice water

🙂

jk

[clear prism]

These bloody americanskis

[stone ravine]

but not really

[swift scarab]

I’m too skinny to walk shirtless, I usually just wear a while tshirt constantly

[stone ravine]

I can't own any white clothes period

[radiant grove]

is the wind gonna blow you away

[clear prism]

Sandals, socks, cargo shorts and t-shirt (maybe tanktop if too hot)

That is my go to because yes 👌

Or the Lidl drip

Mhm

Lidl drip

[swift scarab]

Nah, I wear white tshirt, jeans, and my old steel toes from work, if I need to look nice, I add a button up shirt and my leather jacket

[clear prism]

I got to find out where I can buy this next

For some reason, Ikea does not sell this

[stone ravine]

drippin'

[clear prism]

At least the stores where I am which sucks

[clear prism]

At home: thigh highs

[stone ravine]

I wear mostly dressy things, guess you could call it "hipster" but idk, just think it looks nice

[clear prism]

Good choices, king

[stone ravine]

also dress shoes

I kinda don't like sneakers for whatever reason

unless it's for work

[clear prism]

Because everyone wears them 😂

[swift scarab]

Nah, I usually don’t wear those unless it’s cold, of which it isn’t very often

The jeans are good enough

[clear prism]

Or you need quick cash grab by sending someone thigh pics

[stone ravine]

one thing I spend way too much money on

nice jackets

[swift scarab]

I’m not that desperate for cash

[stone ravine]

or vidya games

[clear prism]

No? Oh well, I suppose you know it is an available option at least

Reminds me of a funny story, actually

[swift scarab]

For the moment the only clothes accessories I’ve been buying is pins to add to my hat, and sew/iron-on patches for my jacket

[stone ravine]

hygiene and having drip

these things matter to me

meeting someone that doesn't brush their teeth

[placid sail]

at least you still have it

[stone ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/disgust-disgusting-puke-vomit-eww-gif-19262390

[clear prism]

Imma get this drip soon

[stone ravine]

fresh

af

[clear prism]

You misspelled "British" there

[stone ravine]

LOL

[swift scarab]

I remember having that as a rug when I was younger

[clear prism]

Street gang got to represent, ok

[placid sail]

strong hospital vibes

[stone ravine]

lmao

[hushed marsh]

Mental hospital

[stone ravine]

we just want you to wake up

[grizzled meadow]

alo blyat
@stone blade send the video

[stone ravine]

please wake up

[clear prism]

Hmmmmm

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/960933137121157230/274849416_458211266003340_8806177883945687624_n.mp4

[clear prism]

🤔

[stone ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-gif-25023528

[clear prism]

I wonder how many times this has been reposted

[stone ravine]

many

[grizzled meadow]

Too many

[swift scarab]

@grizzled meadow you might as well pin it at this point

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/960933137121157230/274849416_458211266003340_8806177883945687624_n.mp4

[clear prism]

Like a 100? 200?

[hushed marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/960933137121157230/274849416_458211266003340_8806177883945687624_n.mp4

[placid sail]

I used to like that video

[stone blade]

ALE

[grizzled meadow]

Already asked

No

[placid sail]

now I hate it

[clear prism]

Say the line, bz11k

[slate crown]

finally home, imma pass out now cya guys

[grizzled meadow]

I've never liked it in the first place

[hushed marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/967890498775814154/1004569013134835722/shark.mov

[clear prism]

Look, cheese planet, this ain't no fucking aquarium

[stone ravine]

fun fact

sharks are kinda like big dogs

mentally

[hushed marsh]

water puppy

[swift scarab]

I need to know what this song is

[clear prism]

I know that is not true because sharks do not go halfway across country just to bite a kid

[gloomy roost]

What are dolphins mentally?

[grizzled meadow]

To further answer to my "No I won't pin it", the motherfuckers here literally have the fucking video saved on their computer, they can also directly share the link for it, so they don't even need to save the video, you can just post the link
So no pin for it

[stone ravine]

dolphins uh

[hushed marsh]

Rapists

[stone ravine]

are psychos

[clear prism]

🤣

[gloomy roost]

[stone ravine]

they have a close enough intelligence to humans

which is

kinda spooky in a way

[clear prism]

I have no idea how people can like dolphins

[hushed marsh]

Wasnt there that CIA test or whatever where they like

partially flooded a house

[swift scarab]

More repost for you then

[hushed marsh]

so a dolphin would live with a woman

[clear prism]

I look at them and simply feel uneasy

[hushed marsh]

and they both did like LSD and shit

[gloomy roost]

Uh

[stone ravine]

sharks tho

https://tenor.com/view/aww-cute-animals-shark-gif-4227015

[hushed marsh]

and they told her to give the dolphin handjobs and whatnot

[stone ravine]

shark

[clear prism]

Cheese planet, what the fuck

[grizzled meadow]

Swear to God I'll find a way to block it once and for all

[hushed marsh]

I swear thats a thing

[swift scarab]

You will try

[gloomy roost]

Wtf

[swift scarab]

:>

[gloomy roost]

[swift scarab]

I remember this I think, when they got rid of the dolphin I think the lady killed herself

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/aslan-do-not-cite-the-ancient-magic-to-me-witch-i-was-there-when-it-was-written-narnia-the-chronicles-of-narnia-gif-13149002

[stone ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/shark-diver-swim-good-boy-cuddle-gif-12515654

[placid sail]

dolphins were noticed to decapitate a fish an masturbate their penis with the orifice of the corpse

like a fleshlight

[hushed marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/686733746971738114/958470283143032962/275661733_3109173402631352_6933158661448403794_n.mp4

[slate crown]

sorry to leave you hanging, but yea I've been working as a bouncer for about 4 years now give or take

[clear prism]

How the fuck did we get to dolphin masturbation

[hushed marsh]

There it is baby!

[gloomy roost]

Yeez

[placid sail]

the usual way

[hushed marsh]

Kentucky Fried Coochie

[clear prism]

Cheese planet

[stone blade]

але

[clear prism]

Are you on crack again

[swift scarab]

It was inevitable

[grizzled meadow]

DONT
SLEEP

Jesus I'm dying of laughter here

The fuck was that

[clear prism]

Just another day in Brazil

[hushed marsh]

Twenty Bucks

[stone ravine]

u r going

TO BRAZIL, STALKER

[placid sail]

rare jerma post

[stone ravine]

imagine an anomaly

[hushed marsh]

He has some bangers, I cant lie

[stone ravine]

that takes you to brazil

[hushed marsh]

Im a spastic adhd child so of course I post Jerma stuff sometimes

[stone ravine]

jerma is EVIL

[hushed marsh]

Im the target demographic

[clear prism]

This was reposted not even an hour ago

Goodness gracious, man

[swift scarab]

Drat, wrong server then

[clear prism]

I can not take this shit no more, man

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/hang-first-time-smiles-gif-14991372

[clear prism]

No

It is not the first time

[placid sail]

precisely

[stone ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-upset-going-insane-cat-losing-its-mind-crazy-in-extreme-agony-gif-25382763

[swift scarab]

Have a cat then

[clear prism]

It is like the fucking 1000st time

[swift scarab]

[stone ravine]

please no more

this man haunts my dreams

his evil has stained my life

[clear prism]

I feel like I am in an actual goddamn mental hospital

[placid sail]

you mean susma?

[heady crow]

Whats susma?

[clear prism]

Sugma?

[stone ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/iamgoingmentallyinsane-insane-crazy-cat-kitty-gif-21273974

[swift scarab]

Yes, except we don’t prescribe drugs

[hushed marsh]

Maybe you need some Nyquil chicken

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/la-creatura-dog-angry-mad-gif-16725854

[clear prism]

Look, femboy, you just keep quiet and keep reposting

[swift scarab]

Well now I won’t

Fite me

[heady crow]

#🥘food

[clear prism]

It worked

Thank the lord

[hushed marsh]

Great idea

[swift scarab]

Sike

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1004832201491370145/274849416_458211266003340_8806177883945687624_n.mp4

[stone ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/going-insane-cat-funny-gif-25358622

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/960933137121157230/274849416_458211266003340_8806177883945687624_n.mp4

[wide bough]

That chicken is not fucking done

[placid sail]

I hate y'all

[swift scarab]

[heady crow]

Love you too bz

[stone ravine]

farted

[hushed marsh]

AP honor roll

[hushed marsh]

all Fs

you retarded

[placid sail]

smooches aggressively

[stone ravine]

that fuckin' shit

[heady crow]

Since we reposting again

[clear prism]

Sometimes I sit here and just wonder:
How does a Stalker modpack server have such mentally deranged people in it and who on God's earth thought it was a good idea to make a channel just for them
Then I remember, I myself am here

[wide bough]

My GPU is held up by a fucking chopstick

[hushed marsh]

I try not to think very hard about anything

so thats why Im here

[clear prism]

What

[clear prism]

😂

Why a chopstick

[swift scarab]

Mmm nyes, a drawing edit of a TikTok for VRChat

[heady crow]

And of nazrin

[swift scarab]

Indeed

A meme within a meme within a meme

[wide bough]

I have like 20 memes of complete epilepsy but posting them would be like taking a free trip to Bosnia cause about 3 of them use the hard r

[stone ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-gif-25720883

[swift scarab]

Rich people?

[hushed marsh]

fr fr

on god

[grizzled meadow]

Bussin

Man he fell off

[clear prism]

I can not send like 90% of my memes in here because it will immediately get me banned too 🤣

[clear prism]

There it is again

[swift scarab]

Time for Hans, choose wisely

[clear prism]

The reason why I think Monolith consists mostly of femboys

[swift scarab]

That’s either freedom or CS

[heady crow]

Didnt version 3 come out already

[hushed marsh]

https://i.gyazo.com/d3cd9ca9d1a9374b35da2784b8934c96.png

[clear prism]

This one knows I am a troll, very nice

👌

[hushed marsh]

nah aint no way

your discord is in

fuck my eyes up mode

turn that shit off

[swift scarab]

I’m sorry my brothers

[swift scarab]

[clear prism]

No can do, cheese planet

[wide bough]

Hang on I think I can post this one

[hushed marsh]

SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

[swift scarab]

Ah yes, it’s 2011 again

[grizzled meadow]

You can absolutely send this stuff

[clear prism]

These are classics

[grizzled meadow]

100% approved by me

Do send them

[swift scarab]

Send more

[grizzled meadow]

I need them

[swift scarab]

Do it

[clear prism]

Do not fall for his trap

[hushed marsh]

100% sensory overload

[swift scarab]

[clear prism]

Do not do it

[swift scarab]

Now

WE NEED IT

[clear prism]

Not another shoebill incident, please

[hushed marsh]

Spiderman is Muslim

[grizzled meadow]

Shut up, I'm serious for once

[hushed marsh]

🙏

[swift scarab]

Nah, shoebill was dumb, plus this one has falcos permission

[stone ravine]

Ah yes, I remember when I made this

[clear prism]

🤨

Well then

[hushed marsh]

CUM

[gloomy roost]

Zone

[clear prism]

Cheese planet, chill

[wide bough]

This one too

[hushed marsh]

CUM RIGHT NOW

OR IM CUTTING YOUR DICK OFF

[swift scarab]

Anomaly nsfw mod when

[wide bough]

I’m actually combing through these frame by frame to make sure I’m not breaking the rules

[stone ravine]

Your balls are gonna be QUAKING buddy

[hushed marsh]

whats the point of having a dick

if you arent using it????

[grizzled meadow]

Jesus Christ they really put inside an italian

[hushed marsh]

Imagine being Italian

funny pizza people

[clear prism]

Hey

That is not cool, cheese planet

[hushed marsh]

:)

[clear prism]

Italians brought us pizza, I eat it every day

(This is not a call for help)

[hushed marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/399228355066724353/1000567919505322064/pez.mp4

[gloomy roost]

And strawberry spaghetti

[swift scarab]

Le fishe, chocolat

[gloomy roost]

Au fish

[clear prism]

Do you even know what he is saying

[swift scarab]

Delicious

[gloomy roost]

Enlighten us

[hushed marsh]

spigola :)

[swift scarab]

Someone send it to #🇮🇹-general-ita

[clear prism]

Ok, imma steal your wallet, that should lighten the inventory

[hushed marsh]

send it to gen-it and be like

hey whats he sayin??

[gloomy roost]

Don't have a wallet, you can have my jacket tho, winter is almost done here.

[clear prism]

🤔

I could use the leather strips for PZ survival :)

[wide bough]

Ok my brain can’t handle watching these over and over again checking for nsfw I’m done

[hushed marsh]

you're gonna die man

[clear prism]

Literal brain rot

[grizzled meadow]

@placid sail

[hushed marsh]

Falco

[grizzled meadow]

Yeah right

[hushed marsh]

whats the spigola man talking about

[wide bough]

Trimmed version of my favorite one that gets rid of the nsfw

[grizzled meadow]

It's french you dip, the video, the spigola is actually italian

[hushed marsh]

I can get bits of it because I know some romance languages

[lusty sonnet]

i like this

[wide bough]

I just love the actual fucking flashbang in the middle
The teacup fading in
The ending

[hushed marsh]

its just

noise and images

lmao

[wide bough]

It’s perfect

[clear prism]

Since I use light mode, I never even knew there was a flashbang

My training has paid off

[hushed marsh]

think fast

chucklenuts

[wide bough]

If I ever get banned for whatever reason I’m posting all of these uncensored in a thread

[eager quest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/573724173441040385/1002153931390062663/trim.8CA3A33A-22DB-42D4-B0D5-9C072407FE18.mov

[wide bough]

Bro I can’t believe this shit is real

[clear prism]

Not light mode compatible, so sad

[wide bough]

I’m literally a twig and a w*man and I can still drop and give 10 if needed

[gloomy roost]

Yeah

[clear prism]

I forget that people struggle with push ups sometimes

[gloomy roost]

I do it in the pool

Weeeee

[crimson pagoda]

0,0,0,0,0,0,0

[grizzled meadow]

Even with dark mode is not that good

[heady crow]

Even with amoled mode is not that good

[crimson pagoda]

waltuh where is the methé

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/555301947146502144/1004530984890400900/trim.DC2A1C82-CF6B-4B17-B892-A72E9F97AEC1.mov

[grizzled meadow]

Mt white I require methè

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZ9WfnvcX5Y

[wide bough]

Moon getting fucking flamed for a shitpost bruh 💀 on jah

[clear prism]

Why the shitty music, though

[gloomy roost]

Idk

[gloomy roost]

I didn't make it

[grizzled meadow]

Only a spoonful

[heady crow]

I have no idea what the meme says but its still funny

[clear prism]

You want the better version?

[gloomy roost]

[crimson pagoda]

jesse where's the cocainer

[grizzled meadow]

WHAT?

[clear prism]

Jesse!

We need to make trenbolone

[grizzled meadow]

HOW THE FUCK YOU DARE

@heady crow get a load of this guy

Talking shit about MGS:R music

[crimson pagoda]

"nice gyno"

[grizzled meadow]

In my nose

[clear prism]

The problem is that it is only added for 6 seconds

It needs to extend for the full duration of the song

[heady crow]

???

What

[grizzled meadow]

@heady crow

Here

[lusty sonnet]

this is heresy

[heady crow]

I cant believe that

Falco

[lusty sonnet]

MGS has all the gucci songs

[heady crow]

Can you mute this man

[grizzled meadow]

Dude, that's the whole point of the meme

[heady crow]

Yeah andrew

[grizzled meadow]

I have to at this point

[heady crow]

Get on with the times

Old man

[clear prism]

Give me the straight up ban, then

[grizzled meadow]

He's literally talking shit about Sundowner

[clear prism]

Do it

[grizzled meadow]

I can't have that on my server

[lusty sonnet]

your server?

[gloomy roost]

Give him that sweet 1 minute timeout

[wide bough]

This server sucks [stays]

[heady crow]

jpg of Ryan Goslin

[grizzled meadow]

p!mute @clear prism 5m for talking shit

[foggy mantle]

@clear prism has been muted for 5 minutes.

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

Problems?

[lusty sonnet]

no fratello

[heady crow]

I for one accept our new overlord

[grizzled meadow]

This channel is my kingdom

[lusty sonnet]

per favore

non farmi del male

[crimson pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/kyriakos-grizzly-grizzly-kyriakos-bloatlord-bloatmax-gif-20920214

[wide bough]

Anyway I’m gonna crawl into the pits of Reddit and try to find funny shit in the mountains of “racism funny!!!1!1!” and “MGR jet stream Sam!!! Kill furries!!2”

[wide bough]

SO TRUE

[crimson pagoda]

the first mistake here was trying to find le funny on reddit

[swift scarab]

Don’t forget the excessive amount of porn

[heady crow]

Some smaller shitpost subs are fine

[gloomy roost]

Only if you're subbed to porn subs tho

Imagine doing that

[heady crow]

Ikr

[grizzled meadow]

Reddit is like a gold mine for porn, which is literally a win

Yet the whole internet say "Reddit is shit"

[grizzled meadow]

Man he fell off

[crimson pagoda]

i fucking hate people born after 2005

fr fr no cap

on god

[heady crow]

Dude its like i know what you mean

[grizzled meadow]

Gotta appreciate the editing on this one

[heady crow]

It goes hard

Ong

[grizzled meadow]

Shit's bussin

[crimson pagoda]

this pic goes hard

[heady crow]

No land for boomers

[gloomy roost]

Welp

I went on Reddit

[crimson pagoda]

no country for bussin men

[gloomy roost]

Nothing too interesting there

[grizzled meadow]

Guys
Good night

[wide bough]

There’s a very fine line on what shitsubs are good and bad
Usually they fall into 2 extremes, fetishizing the LGBT and making everyone extrmely uncomfortable, or being the most edgy sub on the planet where every punchline has to do with killing minorities or some other unfunny bullshit

[grizzled meadow]

@mortal violet send the video

I need to pin it at some point

[grizzled meadow]

My man Apollo never let me down

[wide bough]

I’d say the only, and I mean ONLY subs to not fall into either of those 2 categories is r/cultofthedumb and r/19684

Both for completely different reasons

[crimson pagoda]

this

[grizzled meadow]

Thank you I'll follow them

No okay I'm curious, explain

[crimson pagoda]

or its just straight up a shit version of okbuddyretard

[clear prism]

19684, funny name

[heady crow]

Ye pretty much. Thankfully i dont really go around in the comment sections of meme posts nowadays

[wide bough]

cultofthedumb is extrmely underground and has about 3 actual shitposters, all having the mentality that absurdity is the funniest form of meme, so there’s almost no agenda-posting or shitting on other people for existing like r/retarb or r/doodoofard
r/19684 literally banned any mention of sex or similar and you get banned for posting or commenting anything related to it

[grizzled meadow]

(you can ping me don't worry actually it's better so I know if someone answered me or is looking for me)

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow im looking for you

[grizzled meadow]

agenda-posting
The fuck is this

You didn't really answered about 19684, I still don't know what that is

The first one seems funny enough to check it

[wide bough]

Any memes that state “statistics”/make claims about something or outright tells you to think a certain way about a subject

[grizzled meadow]

Ah like the one about black people? Despite? That kind of thing?

[heady crow]

Id presume another continuation of 195

[wide bough]

Basically it’s just a shitposting sub where fetishization is strictly banned

[grizzled meadow]

Bruno you're not helping

[wide bough]

Yeah, that’s a form of it

[grizzled meadow]

What's the main argument? Literally what you're not saying

[heady crow]

Alright so imagine 196 but the original sub that 196 is a continuation of

[wide bough]

It’s good because no sex
Secks is not a funny punchline

[grizzled meadow]

Okay I'm banning both of you

[clear prism]

Oh, so they are getting banned but not me?

[clear prism]

I see how it is

Ok, I see how it is

Fine, time to ban myself then

[lusty sonnet]

andrew going for the speedrun

[grizzled meadow]

Why do you call him Andrew

Stop with this fucking lore when I'm not looking

[clear prism]

p!ban @clear prism Warranties are for suckers

[foggy mantle]

You are missing the mod.ban permission.
Use p!perms to learn more.

[wide bough]

p!ban @wide bough woman

[heady crow]

Should i tell you?

[grizzled meadow]

What

Come on bruno I want to go to bed

Don't leave me hanging

[grizzled meadow]

Duuude

Are you crazy

[gloomy roost]

100 workshop bots and 100 more game update bots

[lusty sonnet]

let's dm bruno and get that to 20k

[heady crow]

Are you implying that i should go through 18k everyone pings?

[heady crow]

Thanks guyys! But i did reach 20k a few years ago. Ive been floating between 19-17k eversince

[lusty sonnet]

madman

[wide bough]

Dude what happened to okbr and wordington still hurts

They both used to be so good

[lusty sonnet]

absolute madman

[heady crow]

Should prolly play through disco elysium at some point

[crimson pagoda]

yeah

[lusty sonnet]

needs to stay pristine

[crimson pagoda]

okbr became too retarded

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[wide bough]

Wordington hit r/all and every 14 year old flooded in with their garbage memes

[wide bough]

It used to be a place to find the most weird and cursed shit that still managed to be funny

[wide bough]

I remember around the twilight era of wordington some dude literally just posted himself diving his plane into the ground

Then some dude chroma-keyed it so that he was diving into wordington

Before that we had lemonade kid where some guy just GRABBED this damn kid and dragged his ass across the lemonade stand

[grizzled meadow]

I have an idea, put somewhere "5 minutes mute"

[wide bough]

rip wordington, truly the best thing to come out of Reddit since r/okbuddyretard

[grizzled meadow]

Oh come on

What now

I can't even look for it

[heady crow]

Falco

[grizzled meadow]

It's fucking feet 100%

[heady crow]

You are better off

Ywah

Yeah it is

[grizzled meadow]

Of course

I knew it

Can't catch me lacking even for shit like this

[heady crow]

[lusty sonnet]

The fact that both of you know it's feet

[heady crow]

Oh cmoon ofc it is

What else would it be

[grizzled meadow]

Unfortunately it's the trending fetish

Which I fucking hate

[lusty sonnet]

Good thing i'm missing out

[grizzled meadow]

Let's go back to the time where that was a fucking taboo

And everybody was like "ewww you like feet you freak"

I miss those days jfc

[wide bough]

I thought it was big boob and on 30 year old women

[heady crow]

Too bad im missing out on you

[grizzled meadow]

Now it's feet everywhere

[lusty sonnet]

Come visit

[heady crow]

Only if i knew where you were even from

[lusty sonnet]

Yeah

If only you knew

[heady crow]

Yeah...

I do like it this way

Keeps a certain mystery to you

[lusty sonnet]

Getting catfished from Narnia

[heady crow]

You are just like a closed off sigma

[lusty sonnet]

Σ = me?

[heady crow]

Oh my god

Youre just like a Σ

[lusty sonnet]

Or a σ/ς?

[wide bough]

This is why I get the cops called on me every time I shid 😭😭

[wide bough]

Neighbors think I’m committing domestic terrorismsm

[heady crow]

Why domestic when you can go international

[lusty sonnet]

We don't go international cuz of bruno

[heady crow]

Ah ye hakitas tracks

Bang hard

[wide bough]

Too much hassle for a visa
Am Serb

[stone ravine]

Found the older one too lol

[lusty sonnet]

uskoisitko että olen...

suomalainen?

[heady crow]

Noo emt ku kirijotat kirjakieltä nii roboottisesti toisi ku normaalit ihmiset

[lusty sonnet]

en ole tavallisia ihmisiä ;)

[wide bough]

Шта

[heady crow]

"Im not usual people"

[lusty sonnet]

Usual/normal

Same shit

Juggling languages aint easy

[heady crow]

Ye but that sentence implies that you are not several normal people or so

[wide bough]

Man’s got DID rip

[lusty sonnet]

was going for "i'm not normal people"

might be braindead after FF7 dialogue as well

[heady crow]

Might be

[lusty sonnet]

probably am

[wide bough]

Honestly you develop a tolerance to broken grammar after awhile if you play a lot of games in your native language

[heady crow]

Maybe you really do need to come out to the finnish countryside

[wide bough]

I still remember playing a machine translation of Cumulative Patch cause my ass can’t read Russian and it was AUUUUUGGHHHHH

[lusty sonnet]

I refuse to play games in my native language

[heady crow]

Which happens to be?

[lusty sonnet]

My ears and eyes hurt then

[wide bough]

I do sometimes to make sure I can still fucking read Serbian, but I’m extremely English-centered lol

[lusty sonnet]

Lingua Latina

[wide bough]

I think in English, which is weird to comprehend

[heady crow]

Oh damn games are getting translated into latin still?

Maybe its not so dead afterall

[wide bough]

Lol

[lusty sonnet]

Totally

[heady crow]

Might switch out the plan of russian classes for latin classes then

[lusty sonnet]

I think in the language i'm using if i'm fluent

Default is thinking in latin

[heady crow]

[lusty sonnet]

And bruno is my Sporus

I'm just Nero

[heady crow]

Oh my god 😍

Thats the most romantic thing anyone has said to me

[lusty sonnet]

✂️

[heady crow]

Well like ive said boys make the best girls

[lusty sonnet]

Perfect

[stone ravine]

Long dog

[heady crow]

Got a plan of going backpacking through europe next summer vacation so if you are around lets make it happen

You get the scissors ill get the estrogen

[lusty sonnet]

👀

[lusty sonnet]

What countries?

[heady crow]

Mainly through western europe since ive never been to those parts but possibly balkans too since i know a good amount of ppl there

[lusty sonnet]

Hmm

Interesting