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getting home from school to play forza horizon 2 on the xbox 360 was peak
but i can't do it in forza
It just needed a good reason to play it over any other live service game and it couldn't provide it, there was nothing unique about the game but that could've changed with time
But apparently they did not have that time
the wheel is just terrible on forza games and at that point why shouldn't i just hop onto assetto and do the same thing
Wonder if GTA will get pushed again
||simracer is a word developed by cuckolds to hide the shameful acts they commit
it translates to racing games without the fun of racing games||
without the fun of the racing games?
simracing is pretty fun
i need to see my car get fucking destroyed fella
idk what you're talking about
what was the general consensus of the crew
and that doesn't happen in sims?
wasn't the crew the one where you shifted from car to bike to boat
idk im just sayin shit
also plane
Chernobylite 2 and Atomic Hearts 2 are both scheduled for this year
it was funny
Execs love the monetization model of live service but fail to realize how saturated the market is.
Somehow they still don't understand that people don't play that many live service games. Most people play only 1 or 2 cuz they take up so much time.
people actually bought chernobylite thinking it was like stalker
then they played a base building game
was it good

i heard the first game is alright
idk
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i just know it has base building mechanics
wreckfest goated
you have to manage your base
Saturation should normally drive innovation but that just is not the case for live service games
@green granite hey cup remember how we did all those rets yesterday ?
You can wreck your car to shit and back in Beam.ng too
They see one thing explode in popularity and try to steal the concept without it being immediately obvious
even the numbers aren't that good
Even if you do innovate, it takes a lot to get the big spenders to actually leave their game of choice.
good
i never liked them
Well, innovation can go in both directions, you can also make a game marginally worse by innovating
always seem like a cool game then you see it's online / coop dependant
especially since you can't just race in gt3 irl
Path of Exile 2 full releases
Surely
WHEN?
6 months 
World of tanks moment 
You just can't steal the idea from another game and expect players to just suddenly pick it up as a replacement meanwhile the original is way better
Or you do what Marvel Rivals did, steal the player base when the original title fucks up
overwatch
Enshrouded 1.0 and Valheim 1.0 would be nice
Yes it's still in EA lol
Thats def happening this year
probably end ofyear but yeah
its known for having long times between updates
And you should NEVER make a game and call it "the XYZ killer"
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speaking of games not releasing, you see my last @ ?
im making the gamma killer
its about a game where you kill gamma particles

Oh yeah I did
Forgot to answer
yep for 5 years now
"the dayz killer" dayz still alive and performing better than said killer

grey zone advertised itself as the tarkov killer
idk thats the one i remember
the game died in the first week of the release
that's one way to get people to hate your game
Look at XDefiant, the "Call Of Duty killer", literally killed itself while crying in a bathtub with a metal pipe, a shotgun shell and a nail glued to the side before hitting it with full force
myself included
just make a good game
what was supposed to be the dayz killer?
Every mmo since wow came out that called itself the wow killer
the moment i saw the name i knew that shit was going to die
xD
killing itself was the only recourse for it to maintain whatever honor it had left
The moment I knew that Ubisoft put their Mobile Game division on it I knew it was dogshit but when I played it, I was certain that it was dogshit
work title of cod 1 was medal of honor killer btw
scum iirc?
or was it deadside
idk


Very early on that was something different, the gaming industry didn't have that much variety and innovation was still "easy" to achieve, creativity and craftsmanship was still rewarded
i love dayz but for fuck sake can i please get a vanilla community server in oceania literally every australian server is modded and the one that's the least modded has BBP and is on deerisle v6
Nowadays that entire development process of creating a game has become a lot easier, while still not easy, the barrier of entry isn't that you have to create your own engine to even begin the process of creating the game
buge
DayZ as a concept is great, the execution of the Arma 2 mod was also pretty good but the Standalone was absolute dogshit for years after it released
It was barely running leave alone working
500 retro/low poly games
have you played the deer isle map?
499 of them being horror
retro graphics roguelite deckbuilder
i hate that map
like i actually got so tired of those low poly horror games
the stag zombies are fucking bullshit
i shot one with 4 crossbow bolts and he didn't even fucking flinch
deer isle is too big for its own good
Nah, I just played it when it released, gave up on it, came back a year later and gave up again
After that I never returned
4 .22 bullets to the head
i bought dayz for 4 dollars before it became 40
yeah
jackpot
And I found Rust as a replacement for it, it's not DayZ but it was close enough to scratch that itch
And it worked, so that was another reason
i prefer to not walk 900 miles
And sometime later I found Tarkov
"yea you know that weapon that has ammo you can make really easy and one shots zombies and is quiet? yea fuck you, you need to shoot the zombies on this map with 5 bolts before they drop to the ground" fuck off brooooooo
not to mention the near omniscient sight and sound they have
you cant hide in bushes anymore from them
you cant sneak up behind them to slit their throat
don't even bother meleeing them
what kind of bolts?
tier 1, 2 or the real bolts?
1
yeah no that checks out
add feathers
brings it down 1 or 2 bolts iirc
and then the real bolts take 2-3
fuck you mean that checks out a tier 1 bolt 1 shots zombies
idk what the lore is but if it isn't anything other than "stag zombies were bio engineered supersoldiers before the zombie virus came around" then its shit lore
Apparently someone leaked the setting of Bioshock 4, it's going to be "an immersive sim, where you investigate the regime behind a falling utopia in a dense, interconnected city."
Alright, guess that one is also scratched off my list of games I am anticipating if that leak is anything to go by
isnt that just
the basis of the games already
Well, apparently it's a RPG-lite with a semi-open world
They are currently scrambling to find any good ideas I would imagine
ah but you see it's going to be in reference to current real world events but it isn't going to be subtle at all so it's gonna be shit
https://medal.tv/games/dayz/clips/ms3xcWDn5m7aCQmGJ?invite=cr-MSx4cG4sNDI4NjQyNTQ2&v=300 some real bullshit right at the end too
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It's not even that I don't like the idea of it, the concept seems pretty good and seems to carry the torch of the original but the game has gone through several iterations already and their internal review got the head of the studio fired
And they had layoffs, 1/3rd of the workforce
#hardimages
0
i hate getting offered a card that's perfect for my deck and a full art card
https://medal.tv/games/dayz/clips/mss24O3KqIncPHfFi?invite=cr-MSxUR1csNDI4NjQyNTQ2&v=55
4 crossbow bolts and sliced him up a bit with a sickle and nothing
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500 damage
@quiet abyss bolts dont affect damage the only difference is proper bolts have an extra 10 shock damage
oh alr then
always thought they did
oh thats your issue
body shots
shoot heads, they move slow

or in a straight line if not slow
(their head does go back and forth i admit)

what game should i use as wallpaper
i used fallout nv for mine like a loser

i have it rn
ah ok
i wanted to change it
shit
uhhhhh
i mean ready or not has potential
for wallpapers
dying light
cyberpunk i suppose?
metro

NOOOO
he is despairing
ah ok
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
watching my friend beat baltheus for the first time was cinema
only took him 3 tries
most of them are gacha goon or ai slop
you know whats not slop
what
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHAT IS THIS SLOP
I ONLY KNOW PEEEEEEAK
yea i has this already
had this one
yea
if heat rises then why the fuck is it colder on the top of mountains
?
make no sense
mountains have so much aura
ah yea ofc
gn bbg
I won't miss.
Something is wrong with my sense of humor, this title just fucking kills me
||It's about a game called Deep Dish Dungeon||
More Buge
new wallpaper found
who up sliding
"This village is evil? Must be an HOA."
both named sam
both games by platinum
they have a type
Speaking of Sam
I remember one day
When I was talking with my friend about Revengeance
We were both like "What's Jetstream Sam's surname"
hm
Rodrigues
And I was just like
"I dunno, I bet it's Rodriguez or something"
lmao
one of the guys in the codec mispronounces his surname
Yeah and I was off by just one letter 
he says like it's a spanish "rodriguez"
sam is probably still one of the coolest gaming chars for me
my inner 12 edgy yo cant get over him
next year
Why he so wide
hes storing all his hate for spooder man
Me when fridge empty
They really made a fat fucking chud just kill the man who can 1v1 Hulk
Cause he was angi that his wife died

Who
King ping spiderman
theres a reason its colder, but i dont care to explain anyways
In the first movie
Kingpin could probably 1v1 hulk too
retardation levels are critical
the hulk would literally rip kingpin in half within 0.5 seconds
Im not talking mcu hulk
unless hes trying to not kill kingpin
Alla that mass is pure muscle
idk anymore
Literally every hulk besides the mcu one
so the comic ones too?
i thought the comic ones were similar to mcu hulk in function
still big green no?
Pretty sure kingpin knocked captn america on his ass in some comic
nah, I think this is a bit much lmao
Literally yes
fisk is stupid strong but 1v1 hulk? nah
HOWEVER
in the words of Stan Lee himself.
And no the other hulks are in no way similar to mcu chulk
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You literally have a hulk who was chopped to bits and experimented on and he didn't break out instantly just cause he wanted to know his limits
Then when he realized the scientist is finished he broke out and reformed around him and basically absorbed him
mcu hulk could never

don't forget the "sage hulk" or whatever his name was who had a family of hulks who would kidnap women to... breed more hulks 
normal women, btw. 
Wasn't that the hillbilly hulk 
Damn did it send to y'all? Fucking discord mobile is dogshit
being mating pressed by hulks 
tbh I don't remember. But it was an intelligent hulk so I just assumed it's the 'sage' one
Oh yea thats the one wolverine killed
has anyone else been having connection issues with youtube/google in general lately?
Also no thats like a post apocalyptic world
Where most of the heroes are old as shit
oh 
yea I just forgot about it
my only contact with that hulk was
the Marvel's Avengers game
(which is a pretty good game actually)
I've been having odd issues with Discord, not youtube/google
sometimes images just take ages to load
Ive been too busy being sick as shit and vomitting today to notice
In case anyone is actually curious it's because as the air rises it moves from a higher pressure zone to a lower pressure zone thus causing it to expand, a process to look up for this is adiabatic cooling.
Maestro
when I die in the zombie apocalypse but I am brought back to life as a cybernetic soldier after going to heaven so I lowkey lose it but mediatok gives me 10/10 representation of tradgedy and agony so I get tuff sad edits of me
what's the name of the hillbilly hulk with the family?
I require cd red to make an pvp cyberpunk game
It would be like the most fun thing ever
Uh
I forgot what happened cause the entire comic is convoluted as shut
'the hulk gang'
Shit
But im pretty sure its banner whos just gone insane and somehow has a somewhat control over the hulk
And hes permanently hulked up which makes him age a bit slower
If I remember right
Wolverine still bitched him though
After he lost the fight that is 
Im slowly leveling up to the big bottles they also give me some of my other meds in the stock bottle
I get 90 a refill off this shit I wonder how big the stock bottle is if im getting 90 in the fucking normal bottle
I just looked up stock bottles are 100 tablets
Heheheh
Its funny that I used to store a lot of things in the pills bottle cuz they are very convenient
Till one day I got intro trouble with military because I store some gum candy in there for quick access when I was walking around cuz they thought it was Weed Gummies
I use it for screws tbh
So they had me piss test and testing all the content in that bottle just to turns out they are just Welch Fruit Snack I stored in a very suspicious looking container
I have so many bottles it helps me organize which screws are from where
It was funny I did get repremanded for it but still it was funny
Sounds outlandish but tbh can you blame them?
Some people are dumb as fuck
They really are
I got into a lot of trouble because some ppl misunderstood it
Im surprised I didnt get arrested for that
Screws small electronics pieces theyre also good for organizing samples too cuz they can stand so I keep ampules in them with the bottle labled
Like one day I was talking about guns with another guy who is very enthusiastic in high school and some snitch bitches told Principal
We have 500 and 1000 count bottles for some stuff
So I had to sit down to talk w him
This is after the devastating Florida school shooting so ig everyone was heightened
But like they didnt have to fucking rat me to Principal
Jesus yeah no the stock bottles for serequel 200 seems to go up to 100 from what I can find online

I think Walls Green tends to give a very big bottle for no reasons
Ive had to deal with that too tbh especially with some of the shit I draw but I always understood it no one wants to be on a documentary crying about how they never understood the signs
You know it was a huge cultural shock to me when people throw away perfect T shirt from recruit era
Like when I joined recruit program for military the shirt they gave me is very comfy for running and stuff
So ya kno as a normal human being there is no reason for me throwing away perfectly good tshirt that I can save money on
Makes individualized strips for every patient every day
Then I get ridiculed for wearing a recruit shirts
More buge
Like come on all I want to do is saving 10 bucks
Oh yeah ive seen those i used to do hazmat clean up for a hospital someone managed to injure themselves using it they lost a portion of their fucking ear god knows how
Whoops
I was mostly just mopping up blood so I wasnt clued in on the whole situation
I have never seen this medicine packaged portion
There is a very sharp blade on the inside that cuts stuff
Wow this is cool
I don't know how you'd get your ear in there
just noticed that dude was gonna
if i didn't show up
every device is dangerous with the right people around them
People in Witcher are either
Fucking dick
Or fucking idiot
There's really no in between
I dont either they removed the machine by the time I was in there but the other machine was in there the non damaged one they actually had me mop half the room and cordon it off so they could continue to operate it while we cleaning blood from the ceiling desks and floor
What the fuck
Did he bleed a lot
Enough to have us clean it up
The inside has two rollers that heat seal the two sides of the paper strips
And then a very sharp blade that cuts the strip when it gets to the end
Either one of those I guess
Well I mean usually you would already clean up even if its not a lot already
Sanitizing environment and stuff
I won't go into too much detail because like the onky way I can describe it is on a scale of like one type of injury to another and id say its a solid 4 or 5 out of 10
Enough blood that he probably got treated for the amount of blood he lost
Dang
Most blood I've seen was the aftermath of a stabbing in the OR
The nurses needed a new crash cart after hours and they took me in to see
Yeah stabbings get worse than gsws surprisingly
I havent seen a lot of blood in like 10 years
As someone who got shot and have seen it numerous times surprisingly you dont lose too too much unless you have other things to worry about
The last time I saw was a kid being pushed from 2nd floor down while they were fighting
The aparatus of keeping salves, potions and remedies?
He survived but he had a very big gap on the head and was bleeding profusedly
Idk what happened to him afterward or to the person that pushed him but damn
It looked brutal
After that school set up metal guard along the balcony just to avoid it
Its been a minute since ive seen fucked up shit thankfully ive since removed myself from the hospital environment to go get my biochem degree so thankfully no more blood
Working in a company called Umbrella Corporation
Making money
Yeah our school put bars on the windows because someone got thrown threw them i was there when that happened he deserved it 100% he was a teacher and im gonna leave it up to your imagination why a teacher would deserve to be thrown out a window
Im gonna be a neurochemist so who knows maybe ill be researching the chemistry behind las plagas
hey cupa
playing pyromanic instinct (infernal species devouring swarm). neighbor has a nice source of charcoal 😌
remember the rets we did yesterday
Hopefully you dont have to see a twink and some girl who was equipped with Ballistic

Does it hijack dopamine receptors to give its host a positive reinforcement when rules are followed
I would love to see a twink
so apparenly getting a bp is not a 100%
it appears they are currently bugged and are awarding bps as if they were 100%
Good
We got some good shits
🗿
Although Luis is Wayyyyyy hotter than Leon
kill squads were supposed to only have 50% chance to drop bps
LEAGUES hotter than leon
You know I didnt think Killsquad can spawn twice in a same Ret

I guess they can
also that

Chris redfeild or his fucking sister
anyways let me know if you want to do rets i need only 1 more to get my rifle
Well
Ret rn is Outcast
We have to do more Black Tusk shit to get BTU Ret
i have one
Get it to level 3
i mean i could go run invaded to farm the fuck out of it
damn a wraith didn't just trick me
bitch made me spread the plague
i fucked up big time

time to reload saves smh
i usually bite the buller when i fuck up
but this one is major
Also I waa gonna grind for the shotgun
And I did a ret this morning before going to work and ya kno
They dropped me BP for that Shotgun

This is so peam
Sheriff
Any Russians here to confirm
aaah that did piss em off
how is pvp in div 2
wow bro barely got born and is already complaining smh my head
lag switching is the norm
why do so many people have small penis
I still don't quite understand what lag switching even is
because its div 2 pvp
were most fights look like this
you make yourself lag for an advantage?
you dome some funny so you lag to your advnatage
you lag your self deliveratly
the game has an inbuilt sytem to assit on lag issues
you can abuse it to get an edge in pvp
in games with netcode where hits register on both ends or smth the lagging one doesnt get hit because his game doesnt register getting hit but your game registers getting hit
it is
best example is high ping cod lobbies
div2 pvp is dudes running around each other hoping one of the stop moving so they get beamed down by the netcode
you have 30ms, enemy 70, he hits everything and you nothin
the concept of the pvp seems cool
and its kinda my endgame for such games
so i hope it wont be too bad
googled lag switching
found a reddit post
found a youtube link
and guess what game it is
diiiiv 2
ding ding ding ding ding
its mostly shooters where its heavy annoying
i just hope people cant do that bs on xbox
so i can just turn crossplay off when i wanna pvp

you cant make that shit up
common discord L failing the embeds
"but I've always had an issue with playing womanizer game Geralt and whoring around with most mages for LoS"
open profile
r/gachahusbandos

LoS?
ye
long live the guinea
🔥🔥🔥🔥
I think I need a dead skin eating fish treatment
waiting to wipe out a species until they finish building their dyson swarm so i can take it
the hunger will never end
soon it will feast upon its human
how interesting
swamp turtle house
bro just did a fissure and off rip me and another dude got gold and I think neither of us used radiants
whelp only component I need for yareli prime is the systems
Too bad this game runs like shit 100 years in!
Wish it were not so!
Anyday now the real performance fix will come!
why is bro yelling
Anger
i understand the people who are angry at paradox for their shit performance deep into games but my excel spreadsheet running at 40fps does not bug me
i used to play eu4 on a pentium 4. speed 4 and 5 did not work
has anyone who isn't on insane specs and runs the game with no extra mods other than gamma enjoying the game or is it just the looks which make it enjoyable
wrong channel
car bomb
Everyone talks about Vulkan
No one talked about Vulcan Air Defense System

Relp
racism origins:
cl_interp in tf2
New house cause I had to relocate to actually do content
wdym
bro that's the guy from scooby doo
why is he holding a minigun
hasn't it been like that for years by now?
yeah, but i think its the fact that the mods and the xray wizards are online
so it actually doesnt fit the height fully
Fair enough
sotf?
ah


dude this mf keeps spawning on the most narrow levels
wait why did i spawn back on floor 4
i died ?
wat
God I love space
so you dedge
I just got home from work
eat foood
Hey, you. What are you doing in like...14 hours
Underwatch planning 
Figured my day off for that, and you know fun on such a great and somewhat depressing day
Overwatch when Underignore
all the posible builds i have tried to make with the thinkerer mask have been kinda dog
Wtf 
I feel like the effect is very niche
It works for certain build but I cant think of one that might
i did make a build i had already better
but alot of other ones didnt work that well
for once
i get to retire the carnage forever
What is frenzy again
Far side of the moon by Artemis 2 (second picture was processed with saturated color enhancement to expose the rich variety of mineral compositions hidden beneath the surface)
Ah
Used to have this for a very fast reload MG
I literally empty entire reserve every time I go heroic in first few rooms
Goes very nice w Striker
yep

i want to swap it to a mk46
Run Striker w it, give 4 Slot striker and Unit Alloys
for the firerate
You will max out RPM
nah i use OD
Since Striker gives you extra firing rate I think 15%
The gun already stack it 60% fire rate
And Unit Alloys gives you another 5% ROF
Have Booster Hive
You will max it out
I should give this a try
maybe but i dont like striker
Striker is nice
Just need to build specifically for survival
People love running it for Legendary
But I tend to like Heartbreak more
yeah but i dont like striker because stack builds give me cancer
aah this is just free dmg with 100% uptime
oh yeah the astronaut was talking about seeing greens and browns, this is really cool
are both Resident evil 5 and 6 worth it ?
playing RE4 rn with berserker 4 death mod
and fininshed RE8 a week ago
they are no where near the same games as 4
4 was peak, 5 was the start of the downfall, 6 had a giraffe sucking itself off as the number

"SHEVA, SHEVA, SHEVA, HEY SHEVA!"
they're both a lot of fun with a friend but you can at least see what's going on on screen in 5
Hello chatters
Wesker likes eggs
RESIDENT EVIL 5
https://store.playstation.com/#!/en-gb/tid=CUSA04284_00
I do that every single day. 
also chris redfield game you dont get to diss him
I am gonna play them solo because i don't have someone that playes em :/
both are 10$ on steam
5 is a genre shift
dont expect the horror like 4 has
And you never do it right, sucks to sucks

5 is pretty fun solo if you learn to wrangle the 2008 companion ai
COME ON
COME ON
COME ON

"ALRIGHT ALREADY!!!!!"
4 is horror ?

It's horrifying seeing what re has become after the best game ever, Nemesis
5 and 6 are call of duty competitors

gears of war please
that too 
man i am out of good games like RE, DEAD space and Evil within
played RE4 and 8 full , didn't like 2 ,7 was meh. Finished Dead space 2 and 3 and finished evil within 2
Silent hill
I love the original but the voice acting is wonky
6:50 is what I always think about when people talk about RE5
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idiot box mentioned
I can't edit to only the part I want cuz I'm on phone 
metro, prey
The peak days of Gmod animations
Oh yeah 2033 was free not too long ago
fun times
me and me brother played it together

Before he tragically died in a freak pie eating accident
finished all metro games, what is prey ?
loved exodus
oooh he hasnt played prey
saved all the boys
for the love of god play prey
The OG Prey? Meh.
The most recent Prey? Peak
i played both
mick gordon, the guy who made the music for the last 3 doom games made the music for it
og was neat

leon shirtless mod
i should have seen this one from miles away
fuck now i want to play some gears 2 horde
"No lex its not Kryptonite that caused cancer"
"Fuck you Superman, It is just regular cancer I am going to be cured in no ti-"
"Well but it caused by the immense of lead you have in your living area to shield the Kyrptonite from Superman's knowledge"
I love that no matter how you spin that plotline it always returns to "Lex did this to himself but blames Superman anyway"
go talk to the guy in stalker chat, he hates exodus
not enough wet, stinky tunnels

ret
lemme see how do you do this uh Tinkerer thing
lemme see if this is funny
@marsh cargo aight
time to be funny
how did you taste?
why the fuck are my reply pings off??

@green granite return i have another one
Oh just so you're aware only the warden can change the vanguard bespoke weapons and the fix isn't coming till 4.8 at minimum.

They fucked it up when they tried adding micro-gimbal to the weapons but only the warden got the update and they locked the rest of them
What seems to have happened is they locked the hardpoint for them (because they put them on varipuck gimbals now) and they didn't add the varipucks to the other vanguards so there is no free slot that the game gives one top of the varipuck
So you've just got the initial 4 S2 slots locked for every other variant
Cake.
Why shouldnt it?
Instant gaming has great prices
Unless you buy in Germany and taxes get slapped on top 
@green granite
god damn
Nah just some said they are illegal keys
Well, whatever the case may be, I still can't buy it anyway 
But from 70 usd to 38 there's an enormous difference
what game is this
I only played the first one is the second one worth it
if you love build crafting you will like div 2
if u dont like build crafting then you prob wont
I like killing bandits
is how I would describe it at least
2nd game when you get to end game
I havent played it in years
its very build centric
if you dont have a solid build or dont know what you are doing you wont get far
Don't even attempt darkzone pvp if your build isnt good
actually if its still how it was
everyone in the dz cept for like 2 people will have op builds
they are not worth it
the loot there still mid?
its tbh the same with Dark Zone in Div 1 too but DZ in Div 1 is bigger
so your chance of running into ppl is less
Div 2 DZ is wayyyyyy smaller
and they are such a bitch to traverse without being pulsed like immediately
is the loot still kinda just pointless in the darkzone?
never really find good loot there
well there are some Dark Zone exclusive loots that only drop in Dark Zone
but luckily in latest updates they add retaliation which sometimes drop blueprint to craft them
they are a bit grindier but completely PvE
issue with me was they always went with the idea in the trailers that the DZ is the best place for loot
then make the loot in it mid compared to the pve stuff added later
gotta make money with it somehow tho
Ayy you got 100% on the level
well that was the final level of the episode
Shhh 🤫
ay carbon
Seems about accurate

Im at some Elderly home and they dont accept the fancy colours on the wall are Ethan
Aka Mold
Artisanal lung cancer pog
hey at least its pretty
I'd argue that..

why did you get an intermission screen for e1m8
is this the latest rerelease?
every copy of the ultimate doom is personalized
those screens are in the newest version, ya
not sure why they included the Shareware version one
no wait 2:45 is the par time for e1m9
@quiet abyss auto eruptor
Lapis Lazuli room
i love episode 2
always thought it was unironically better than episode 1
like throughout the entirety of the ultimate doom i think ep2 is the only one that's good all the way through
e2m4 my beloved
ep1 and ep4 are extremely frontloaded and fall off a cliff after the first 2 or 3 levels
ep3 fucking SUCKS
In my dorm right now and my friend ordered Little Caesars a few hours ago. We just had the mandatory “You CANNOT have weed on campus, even if it’s medical, if you gotta do it go off the grounds” and then I walk in my friends dorm and they’re both high off their mind already
I was like, that was really fast lmao
You in da computa harry
fortress of mystery is a cute gimmick and it's cool they designed a map around infighting in the original game
I’ve never actually played a doom game
Same with cod
I know they’re all pretty good except a few, they’re just not for me.
I can appreciate man made fire and not want to start one myself, y know
nah with doom you didn't miss out on much either the game didn't age greatly
it's a culture thing
yes the game is fun but the level design is ass
casali brothers picked up the slack real hard with plutonia
I can appreciate it
you have to at least try it
Also I'm going to kill the necromancer, I didn't realize till I stepped on a trap that my healer is almost full sanity and now she broke already lmao
Okay, I'll clarify I played doom 64 I think when i was in like middle school because it was easy to download on the school computers.
I know I should play some at least once, but I can confidently say it's nothing I'd be interested in.
doom 64 was actually good because it did have actually good level design
the rest should be played tho
ye
like innovation and competition was ultra cut throat at the time and you can really see how primitive doom was compared to games that came around its release date
doom stood out because of the tech and deathmatch
Later on funny pvp
That was groundbreaking alongside the speedrunning community
Doom defined gaming just as Xcom for round based strategy and Dune 2 real time strategy
I aint gonna lie, my leper isn't doing too well.
He's also hopeless which is making it really hard for him to not constantly throw
textures you can hear
Ivan when Duke Nukem 3D playthrough in offtopicia?
skip duke when's blood
I wanna do the OG blood
Skipping Duke for Blood is crazy
both have their charm and peaks - i def do prefer Blood
regardless, i think we all agree that build engine explosions are still the best tho 
True 
Duke is nice because it was "nonlinear" and you get new tools that weren't in other 3ds of the time
it also made some real effort to make the levels feel like real places and spaces. it made sense despite the scale being off totally 
till then most games took place in very weird & nonsensical environments aka mazes
the humor, well it was apt for the time
I found red
the only recent retro thing that came close in ingenuity and wizardry was the mod BLOOM - which smashes Doom and Blood levels together - fucks your brain real good. the train level in particular

holy shit
I did it
what a fucking level man
20 fucking minutes
of back and forth
CYBERDEMON

@supple lotus
AYYYYYYYYY
omg the msuic

best one is called sherbert swirl
punch him in the dick
https://www.twitch.tv/s_k_o_m/clip/FlirtyTenuousPeachFreakinStinkin-ReeB2dw2lUJWw6ol
this is what i mean... so good
no achievement for pistol killing a cyberdemon?
achievements?
its funny how good the game still feels, ey?

oh shit
onto hell itself
1994 btw and its still this epic
closest we ever came to reaching god I'm convinced
New prime tomorrow
ping me when yareli heirloom real
this cuck of a uni wont let me in at all
"yeah youre grades at college are great but you did shit on a test noone else takes into consideration lol"
Someone recommended me a while ago
some game about a cat
what is the name of that one?
Mewgenics
not that one
Little Kitty Big City?
Stray?
nah not that one
naw
Yeah describe what kinda game
I legit remember nothing only that you play as some cat creature and u fight shit
Rainworld?
Skyrim?
naw
this is one I want to try out too
@supple lotus @slim magnet
im so pissed that the uni i wanna go to will, regardless of how i do in college, take into consideration my highschool grades more
yeah that's a relic of that time, the humor and quotes from this
also pretty hard overall
but i adore it
🇧🇷
wrong flag so4
Be careful, you might end up with an eyepatch and a grenade launcher, and become alcoholic
SCRUMPYYYYYYYYYYY
i dont see the downsides
SCOTLAND FOREVER










