╟❓general-offtopic

[rocky turtle]

well its kinda slower then first one

[snow tree]

Woosh

[untold spear]

ptsd from kyev

[rocky turtle]

just dont play chrono trooper

[snow tree]

[rocky turtle]

i liked new machine hunter because its dont have a dash i was just sitting in ambush and shooting shit with AM rifle and my drone bro

[blazing maple]

You can put claymores on the drones for a true urban warfare experience

[snow tree]

Engineer

Me like to build stuff

[rocky turtle]

my most played class in Synthetik 1

(not because of building)

[snow tree]

The next best class is Big Beefy Boy with Big Beefy Gun

[rocky turtle]

which one ?

[snow tree]

Dunno, I don't play Synthetik

[rocky turtle]

[real aspen]

hell yeah

[raven swan]

mm i'm enjoying a legaly distinct dark colored carbonated sugary beverage

[halcyon fossil]

water demand skyrocketing

[blazing maple]

You must contstruct aditional pylons

[blazing maple]

Nuka-cola

[blazing maple]

YESSS

[rocky turtle]

@halcyon fossil

[halcyon fossil]

jesus christ

[rocky turtle]

4 more levels to go

[raven swan]

Not this time sam, they were all out of nuka cola

[raven swan]

ui gore

is this limbus?

or lobotomy?

[rocky turtle]

limbus

[rocky turtle]

[halcyon fossil]

that id is so fucking busted

[rocky turtle]

yeah roland index edition id is busted

just when i got good team to run no secret bosses to spawn

[left mantle]

Already can't wait to finish work

[rocky turtle]

@halcyon fossil HOLY SHIT

[halcyon fossil]

that's the bp ego right

[rocky turtle]

ye

last floor left

[halcyon fossil]

good luck

i don't think you need it at this point

[rocky turtle]

yi sang got killed at previous floor oneshotted by counter attack

[upbeat verge]

damn they weren't lying when they said game looks 3d printed

[rocky turtle]

no i need that if someone not gonna roll heads its 100% death

@halcyon fossil gg also funny thing is if i put that ryoshi id from the start she could outdamaged yi sang

[ionic herald]

What in the xing xong are you talking about

[sick trail]

Wrong Asians
Jarvis, debark this tree with a dull drawknife

[rocky turtle]

[halcyon fossil]

god i need that ryoshu id

[halcyon fossil]

also what the fuck it's almost 7 am i've been hyperfixated on my factory

[ionic herald]

My sincerest apolocheese 🐀

[blazing maple]

in my woke eyes there are no wrong asians

[rocky turtle]

got 29 levels in pass from that run

[halcyon fossil]

i havent even hit level 2 yet

[rocky turtle]

just do runs for achievements most of them just only for hard and extreme mod

but some u can do on easy too

[timid hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/603537012825391105/1456695952608985214/attachment1-ezgif.com-crop.gif

[ionic herald]

Thats alot of sex

[pastel wave]

Said she needed space got galaxies in these hips

[restive bear]

Never enough seggs

[ionic herald]

I can buy those pants for 15 robux

https://tenor.com/view/galaxy-man-galaxy-black-guy-galaxy-guy-galaxy-car-galaxy-gif-9679931500832235407

[light monolith]

Typa shit you'd buy in roblox back in 2017

[pastel wave]

Its crazy cuz I own those pants and that hoodie

Like the exact print

[ionic herald]

Its always about the sex

[pastel wave]

Im pretty sure I stole them from a millennial twink

[ionic herald]

https://tenor.com/view/gold-sister-roblox-roblox-sad-sad-story-child-abusing-gif-25098921

[ionic herald]

Stealing from youself

[pastel wave]

Nah im not a millennial idk if i qualify as a twink

Maybe

Idk im not posting myself to find out

[little depot]

holy shit

old youyou account?

[ionic herald]

Older

[little depot]

not the oldest

but slightly older

[ionic herald]

I've been here since 2023 on multiple accounts under the same name

Im from before you yous time

[proven tundra]

Good morning chatters

[halcyon fossil]

gm

[pastel wave]

Good aftermornevening

[rocky turtle]

[proven tundra]

https://www.humblebundle.com/games/beamdog-owlcat-rpg-masters-2026

Cool crpg bundle

[proven tundra]

[proven tundra]

balon

[brittle karma]

i really want the balloon to be an accessory that i can bring it with me

[halcyon fossil]

ok got my 6 sc wuling batteries and yazhen syringe (a) per minute yippee

[brittle karma]

I NEED

[halcyon fossil]

spaghetti

[rocky turtle]

mama mia

[brittle karma]

im not bothering with wuling meds

[halcyon fossil]

i should probably make cuprium components instead of syringes

oh well extra money i guess

[rocky turtle]

LCE rerun next week

[halcyon fossil]

(i'm broke )

[rocky turtle]

so u gonna get something from rerun

[timber oxide]

Hey look it's that game that only got me interested for like a week

[rocky turtle]

almost all my friends told me the same wtf

[timber oxide]

It has a severe lack of content and gameplay loop itself is not that interesting
But the graphics are nice and I want to know what's happening so I guess I'll come back with the update

The one thing that Endfield managed to do was getting me back into Factorio

[rocky turtle]

[halcyon fossil]

minimal effort dailies take like two minutes so I'm sticking with it for now

[halcyon fossil]

lce faust in one 10 pull

[rocky turtle]

oh and she getting ego for that id

[proven tundra]

Is the kitty okay??

[rocky turtle]

she gave up

[proven tundra]

[timid hollow]

Am i wrong for thinking the ncr is the only faction that could actually do some good

[proven tundra]

Yes

[timid hollow]

Why

[proven tundra]

The enclave
I rest my case

[timid hollow]

Oh im just playing fallout 2 so i dont really know them yet

But from what i heard theyre Terrible

[proven tundra]

(it was a jest they are objectively terrible)

[timid hollow]

Oh

[thick plover]

Dead

Dieded

[timid hollow]

Im happy i sided with ncr in nv, they actually seem to have a Morale compass and some Laws that make sense and are good for others

Like prohibiting slavery

Taxes are meh but on the other hand it cant really work without them

[arctic flicker]

No ncr, they try to make me pay taxes

[proven tundra]

Americans Vs Germans

[light monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/sgt-dornan-fallout-fallout-2-enclave-x-01-power-armor-gif-4650156849365803423

[timid hollow]

for me its just a cost - usefulness calculation

maybe i have to pay taxes but having the ncr protect my settlement from fiends and raiders and mutants sounds like a good deal

[light monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/enclave-fallout-scream-if-you-love-gif-14963596946908880716

[little depot]

germans vs germans

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/screaming-project-wingman-gif-6562091021507517706

[proven tundra]

[timid hollow]

the thirty year war was a terrible time

[hexed stag]

The world would be a much better place if the USA was German

[timid hollow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/879703733016068186/1050073386690301983/togif-2.gif

[proven tundra]

[timid hollow]

sorry had to

[proven tundra]

See the documentary: Man in the High Castle

[uneven sapphire]

Europe’s final battle

[rocky turtle]

[uneven sapphire]

@green granite why is every single fucking piece of decent gear is so over priced

[little depot]

dont worry yall got it back in the 7 weeks war

[timid hollow]

cant even remember what happened in the thirty years

i know protestants beefed with catholics because someone got shoved out of a window in prague iirc

[proven tundra]

Protestants Vs Catholics turned into France Vs Hapsburgs something something

[timid hollow]

Yeah

My surname allegedly could be connected to protestant refugees from france

[sick trail]

Guillotine this royalist

[proven tundra]

[raven swan]

elite is

dangerous

[marsh cargo]

https://fixvx.com/i/status/2031764314630275300

PC Gamer (@pcgamer)

Memory prices could leap even higher as the supply of helium, crucial to making chips, is now impacted by the conflict in the Middle East https://www.pcgamer.com/hardware/memory-prices-could-leap-even-higher-as-the-supply-of-helium-crucial-to-making-chips-is-now-impacted-by-the-conflict-in-the-middle-east

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 11, 2026, 4:08 PM

[proven tundra]

Yay

[sick trail]

[proven tundra]

Maybe I should buy a laptop now instead of waiting for the fall lol

[timid hollow]

there is helium on the moon

thats why the nazis are there

[proven tundra]

[hexed stag]

That was a funny movie

[rocky turtle]

damn the space is truly dead

[timid hollow]

blue hud enjoyer unite

[timid hollow]

i have a darker one where enemies are still red :)

[thick plover]

buy it from costco

then return it when you are done with it

big brain

then buy a PC when the fall happens

[rocky turtle]

[sick trail]

Just over a year after Never Forget is amazing

[proven tundra]

200 bucks for AMD and 5070

[thick plover]

if I remember right their refund policy is crazy good

[proven tundra]

I'm not planning to return it lol

[thick plover]

remember seeing something about a guy getting his money back for returning a eaten rotiserie chicken

[thick plover]

fair

[proven tundra]

I'm giving my current one away to my daughter to go away to college

So I need a replacement

[thick plover]

get the bottom one cause uh

fuck it we ball

[proven tundra]

I'd rather pay the extra 200 for AMD and 5070 instead of 5060

I could also pay an extra 600 for 12gb and AMD

[timber oxide]

Lenovo

Yikes

[quiet abyss]

Lactose intolerant people when i shoot them with an atomizer

11 hours later or smth

[slim blaze]

Offtopia, i need your support.
Pregnant man react this poster #🔨modded-gamma-support message

[proven tundra]

I super rat mpreg reacted

[umbral sluice]

[proven tundra]

I have had no issues with my current legion and would buy again

[umbral sluice]

It's like the 5th game I'm missing

[quiet abyss]

Sure man, done

[timber oxide]

Done

[umbral sluice]

I hate fiscal year bullshit

[proven tundra]

Also 12gb might be overkill Vs 8gb for 1080p gaming

[umbral sluice]

December - February : nothing new.
March: everyone releases its new game

[proven tundra]

[timber oxide]

I had a few issues with my acer and I would buy again as well

[umbral sluice]

Nioh 3, MH Stories 3, Mewgenics, Slay the Spire 2, RE9, Pragmata, Crimson Desert

[proven tundra]

ACER doesn't have very good options in Canada as far as I can tell

[umbral sluice]

how the fuck can I have enough time to play all that

[quiet abyss]

Don’t.

[proven tundra]

Yeh

[quiet abyss]

They do not have anything good

Usually at least

[timber oxide]

My last 3 laptops were Acer and all of them were bangers

[proven tundra]

More expensive and intel but it is 18"

[quiet abyss]

Tbh, anything but asus

And its ok

[timber oxide]

Yes

Fuck asus

[quiet abyss]

Asus when it just dies after 4 months

https://tenor.com/view/suit-slideshow-man-in-suit-sitting-man-wearing-suit-sitting-slideshow-man-wearing-suit-meme-gif-25275395

[hexed stag]

Never preorder, wait for reviews (of actual players not journos)

[desert hull]

I heard some of the core ultra are quite good, but the naming scheme is so fucked that idk if this one is good.

[umbral sluice]

Oh yeah i'm not even sure to play it anyway. The first previews seem really mid

[timber oxide]

My laptop has to fucking die in the next year or I will have to buy a new one with my own money

[umbral sluice]

I just love Dragon's Dogma and this is the closest to Dragon's Dogma 3 we will ever have

[quiet abyss]

Journalists hating on a game because they put a retarded baby on the game

Literally worst players

To review it

Then say its bad

Doom 2016 review:

[hexed stag]

Gaming "journalists" aren't even gamers at all - just equivalent to corporate secretaries

or something

[verbal gate]

same with the folks who vote on things like oscars and tonys and shit

[hexed stag]

that's en even bigger can of worms

[cunning bronze]

Seems from reviews and shit the game is good, just the story is whatever (which was to be expected, no one plays Black desert for the lore and plot)

Unless you count the plot being fat tits

[verbal gate]

if I remember correctly there was a debacle where like some of the people voting on Oscars apparently will not vote on anything animated since "their kids are grown now"

[cunning bronze]

The gameplay is superb

[oblique belfry]

get weekly drop in cs2
few hours pass
gets a new drop you can get weekly

[proven tundra]

The AMD one has better benchmarks for gaming
Plus the 5070 over 5060
I'll go with the Lenovo direct one instead of Costco

[cunning bronze]

Honestly, I would have bought it right away if not for the fact it doesn't have regional pricing

[oblique belfry]

rip money opportunity

[cunning bronze]

70 dollars is just too much

[uneven sapphire]

Me in like an hour

[cunning bronze]

Wait. You've always been a cat?

[uneven sapphire]

Yes

[cunning bronze]

Interesting

[uneven sapphire]

Thank you

[umbral sluice]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ishowspeed-losedfire-JmDwlSuuv7vpdvcBU8

count me in

[verbal gate]

what the fuck, why is the endfield update 36gb

[umbral sluice]

I have been playing Xenoblade 3 only since late december and I'm only 35h in

modding + work + responsabilities

[proven tundra]

I have to wait a week

But I want it now

[arctic flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-animated-sitcom-peter-peter-griffin-funny-gif-4051301720475864932

[proven tundra]

[rocky olive]

good OSU! map and song "Live to dance".

[cunning bronze]

You should quit gamma, quit work, and discord

[rocky turtle]

play quasimorph its got an update a few days ago

[cunning bronze]

But yeah Crimson desert seems genuinely good, just the games narrative being oof and the characters just well not that interesting

[umbral sluice]

take holidays while telling my wife I'm away for work 🧠 (I'm kidding)

[cunning bronze]

[rocky turtle]

[tropic otter]

gofile not avaible ?

[proven tundra]

what are you trying to download?

[quiet yew]

The uhhh

Videogame

I guess

[brittle karma]

no way

[raven swan]

Me and my parents were talking about "recent events" and i remembered ts shit exists

https://youtu.be/yLHCm7e0uBg

[pliant chasm]

bro lasted 20 seconds

L bozo

[verbal gate]

I have bad news

[timid hollow]

:)

[verbal gate]

I took my chow chow to the vet and it seems like he's starting to show signs of arthritis

fuck man

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlILSmGtT64

https://klipy.com/gifs/benedict-cumberbatch-doctor-strange-9

[oblique belfry]

how does one lose to shen as akali

catastrophic amounts of skill issue

also brand apc 🥀 🥀 🥀

[pliant chasm]

he's her teacher

lore accurate

[oblique belfry]

[latent hazel]

what was your first item?

[oblique belfry]

hydra props

[timid hollow]

killed her 4 times before min 5

shen strong

[oblique belfry]

🗿

[timid hollow]

hydra

then unending despair because even against ap champs the heal is good if youre ahead

[oblique belfry]

eeehhhh.........meh ?

at least enemy comp had 3 melees

[latent hazel]

"Mein Fuhrer, what are you doing?"
"I'm designing a champion, i think i will call it Shen. It will be a tank character with a quick 3 hit ability with %maxhp AP dmg."

[timid hollow]

i was also basically 24/7 bot and the panth was dangerous early

[oblique belfry]

1-10 mf 🥀

[timid hollow]

so i figured armor now mr later

worked

[oblique belfry]

i know for a fact he just broke smth

[timid hollow]

yeah the mf was eh

[latent hazel]

i wish garen was still OP broken retard champ

[oblique belfry]

[latent hazel]

what

[oblique belfry]

just..no

[pliant chasm]

bring back season 5 gp

[latent hazel]

just no what

you just kill your laner with ignite about 4 times

take tower

invade enemy jg

and when in trouble, run away while regenning like 50 hp per second while also having 500 ms for like 3 seconds from Q

[pliant chasm]

press q
press r

gg

[latent hazel]

i remember when dota ha Wraith King

[oblique belfry]

exactly

[untold spear]

tobias fate is that you?

[oblique belfry]

so fuck garen

[latent hazel]

a hero with 1 (!!!!) ability

and 3 passives

[oblique belfry]

i dont wanna see that retard

[latent hazel]

and his ability was a point and click stun lmao

[pliant chasm]

yorick was kinda like that

the old one

[latent hazel]

i dont think TF wants old GP

[rocky turtle]

so true bestie

[latent hazel]

season 5 is pre rework right?

[verbal gate]

is Tangtang out yet

[untold spear]

to bring back season 5 gp they would need to bring back zeal triforce

[pliant chasm]

season 5 is the rework

he was ass cancer busted

[brittle karma]

for asia, yes

[untold spear]

years ago he said he wanted, and he mentioned zeal triforce

[verbal gate]

its time

[untold spear]

a lot has happened since then

[untold spear]

and gp even got his extra barrels for a while

[latent hazel]

season 5 is not reworked gp right?

just the auto attacker without barrels

[pliant chasm]

he was reworked in season 5

[copper vapor]

[untold spear]

yeah, rework was in s5

[latent hazel]

ah my bad gang

[pliant chasm]

he could also kill his own minions to deny cs

[latent hazel]

underrated mechanic btw

[timid hollow]

dotaplank

[latent hazel]

dota has it

deny = no exp OR gold

[copper vapor]

denying is peak

there was a time in dota

where denying gave exp to the denier

[latent hazel]

pure skill mechanic

[untold spear]

league is already unfun as it is

toplane would be so bad with that

[copper vapor]

also nowadays it just reduces the exp earned by enemy heroes in range, doesn't remove it fully

[latent hazel]

just imagine how thoroughly molested you would be if you got counterpicked/smurfed on

[pliant chasm]

would really ass in this season

with quests

[untold spear]

fg players would say that this is peak

[latent hazel]

hello my name is darius, i counter picked this nasus, and i will be taking his minions, taking MY minions, fucking his wife

[latent hazel]

what is fg

[untold spear]

until he gets 100 stacks and a sheen

then darius is going to the cuck chair

[untold spear]

fighting game

[latent hazel]

ah

[latent hazel]

"until" implies he would ever be allowed to

[untold spear]

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWIw_f8e9Pg

and now for something completely different

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8VzjROHoDM

[untold spear]

oh it's not an mmo

[copper vapor]

no, it's single-player

[pastel wave]

P

[latent hazel]

cute dog

[untold spear]

let's see if it doesn't suck major ass

like 99% of rpgs released these days

[pastel wave]

Thanks I just stole her from the park

[latent hazel]

tf u mean thanks, ur not the dog bro

[rocky turtle]

why does it feel like thumbnail is ai generated

[pastel wave]

Yeah but I chose a good dog

[humble wing]

taste test ?

[latent hazel]

fair

[copper vapor]

I don't know... this game's been in early access for almost 10 years, before this whole AI bullshit started

[rocky turtle]

[marsh cargo]

Ryan Reynolds

[proven kelp]

son

[pastel wave]

I hate when they use ai and dont even try to hide it like imagine generating enormous amounts of hate for your product rather than like just using it to do half the work and then someone does the other half for cheaper like I dont support that use but in the very least its not just outright slop

[oblique belfry]

[pliant chasm]

i can't wait for the trynda rework

holy cancer

[untold spear]

have you guys ever realized how art fro mobile games was AI art before AI art was thing?

[oblique belfry]

never

[untold spear]

not happening

[oblique belfry]

its fiction

[untold spear]

and probably shouldn't tbh

there's like 5 people i nthe world that play this champ

[pliant chasm]

my fav part is when he presses R at full hp and still aces everyone

[untold spear]

he did it for the extra crit chance

[oblique belfry]

why would he r on full hp

[pliant chasm]

because he's a retard

and he still wins

[oblique belfry]

50% crit chance at lvl1

[quiet yew]

Or was it just painfully generic?

[pliant chasm]

finally i get a skin for a champ i play and it's shit 😔

[oblique belfry]

fpx is decent

[quiet yew]

Is this LoL

[pliant chasm]

yea

[quiet yew]

[pliant chasm]

malphite is the only good fpx one

rest are shit

[brittle karma]

conduit pipes pree nice

[untold spear]

not too different tbh

[quiet abyss]

@marsh cargo @rocky turtle bro people who max prestige all classes sicken me

[rocky turtle]

[quiet abyss]

That shit is a sign of mental health issues or smth

[untold spear]

what slop?

[quiet abyss]

Especially on vanilla, because that shit is painful

Allow me to play vanguard and use literally anything but melta or the meta boltguns, and feel like it takes 4 seconds to kill majoris

[wet orchid]

FOOLISHNESS, ASHEN ONE, FOOLISHNESS

[quiet abyss]

Sm2 has a small bullet sponge issue, but only for the bolters

Because they kinda suck

[rocky turtle]

[quiet abyss]

[rocky turtle]

still not gonna play vermintide

[quiet abyss]

Its not about that

[wet orchid]

Bolters feel like regular-ass guns in SM2, which is stupid because they are basically automatic grenade launchers

[quiet abyss]

Its about the fact saber hates fun

[wet orchid]

Literally the only bolter that feels as powerful as it should is the bolt sniper rifle

[quiet abyss]

.75 caliber explosive rounds, takes 10 to kill one tyranid warrior

In the head

[quiet abyss]

On absolute the 10x mult takes 3

To the head

Iirc

[wet orchid]

That's when you whip out the Heroic one

[quiet abyss]

On the basic mid fodder

Majoris

[wet orchid]

Just don't fucking miss

[quiet abyss]

THAT IS THE HEROIC

[copper vapor]

I did that in kf2... problem?

[quiet abyss]

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/nod-cat-hyper-gif-9540792418684483949

Yes problem

[wet orchid]

If you aren't at the very least putting Majoris into the red with the Heroic bolt sniper, you are doing something wrong

[quiet abyss]

Or wait that was the stratagem with nerfed ranged damage, didnt know it did like an 80% nerf

Wow no wonder it feels like cancer to play

But on normal absolute, it should still 1 shot

Dead

Not red

[copper vapor]

[wet orchid]

Time to do a small bit of tomfoolery

Shit, did I leave the oven on again?

[quiet abyss]

Anyways, sm2 boltgun sucky

Need work

[wet orchid]

Pyreblaster/pyrecannon my beloved

Tactical with pyreblaster is a strategic nuclear device

"Cool story. Eat Great Chaos Fire Orb."

[teal spade]

@wet orchid @quiet abyss @slim blaze @marsh cargo @pallid sapphire

[brittle karma]

that should be good enough, i hope

[teal spade]

Did you try the new jump pack buffs? I love 'em

#╟❓general-offtopic message

[uneven sapphire]

At last

[pure compass]

amber beer?

[uneven sapphire]

It’s staropramen

[untold spear]

https://tenor.com/view/kiroko96-zzz-gif-6421145676671327001

[rocky turtle]

can u dm mods u playin sm2 i try to install them on sunday

keyword "try"

[rocky turtle]

its lyming alt ignore it

[brittle karma]

WHO

oops

who

[rocky turtle]

u dont know?

[brittle karma]

https://tenor.com/view/miyabi-zenless-zone-zero-hoyoverse-nuh-uh-zzz-gif-13074252805747367964

[slim blaze]

[rocky turtle]

mirro hi

[quiet abyss]

Just astartes overhaul

[oblique belfry]

lesson learned

[quiet abyss]

[oblique belfry]

turns out. even in their death animation the bosses can fucking despawn

making you redo the whole fight again

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-what-you-deleted-cat-gif-16534979835682612734

[oblique belfry]

twins died at 4.25 am but because of their stupid death animations

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/iIgV1K9wxIt.gif

[oblique belfry]

it became morning and they despawned

[real aspen]

@ iedy

[oblique belfry]

even if they were dead

so i had to fight em AGAIN

[rocky turtle]

and u just put it in data folder?

[oblique belfry]

@sour rivet

[quiet abyss]

No

[wet orchid]

ZERO FLASKS AND A DREAM

[rocky turtle]

full edition?

[quiet abyss]

Get sm2 mod manager

[rocky turtle]

right>

[pure compass]

IM NOT AT HOME

[quiet abyss]

Yes, and the 3 man addon

[rocky turtle]

what?

[quiet abyss]

In the files for astartes overhaul

Scroll

[rocky turtle]

whis?

[quiet abyss]

Yes

[wet orchid]

Also, he said the thing

[quiet abyss]

Anyways brb

[wet orchid]

This truly is the Dark Souls of Dark Souls

[teal spade]

why you ignoring me @wet orchid

[real aspen]

rejection

and divorce

[wet orchid]

Because despite my PFP I don't actually play Assault nearly as much as Tactical or Heavy

Mostly because Saber is determined to make Assault the weakest class most of the time

[teal spade]

https://giphy.com/gifs/uruUpoYmPB6M0

[copper vapor]

@pallid sapphire @marsh cargo @left mantle a new law is in effect forbidding the sale of lootboxes and other "randomized content packs" to minors

so Wargaming decided to outright block the purchase of lootboxes to all users in Brazil

so now the people who used to open tickets whining that they bought 500 lootboxes and didn't get a tank

are now opening tickets whining that they can't buy lootboxes anymore

[teal spade]

dude, try the buffs. You can use the jump pack so much now

[untold spear]

it's me apparently

[wet orchid]

I was too busy max prestiging Techmarine and then I got lost in a Dark Souls marathon

[untold spear]

i'm not sure what are the implications

[teal spade]

well, keep inmind that they added a perk that refunds a jump pack charge if you dash and melee an enemy and you can combine that with the perfect dodge refund to get 2 charges back

[proven tundra]

Wait
I wonder if the Brazilian government can sue MtG for "randomised content packs" or something lol

[copper vapor]

probably could
either that or only 18+ can buy it now.

[proven tundra]

Since booster packs are pretty much gambling

[copper vapor]

Wargaming just decided "fuck it" and blocked lootbox sales to brazil

which is, in my opinion, the right choice

[proven tundra]

Oh noooooooo

[teal spade]

https://giphy.com/gifs/tophermcgee3-star-wars-more-kylo-ren-iv80ZwyJ0ep0GU9jap

[copper vapor]

way better than trying to enforce age verification

OR

[proven tundra]

I spent far too much money on Xmas loot boxes

[copper vapor]

they could just bump the ESRB rating of the game in Brazil to 18+

and problem solved

oh since you're here ratdad

you will witness

[proven tundra]

[left mantle]

Damn, next thing you know a calculator is gonna block brazil

[proven tundra]

Karsa

My beloved

[wet orchid]

Dank Souls 3 complete, my final stats and equipment

[rocky turtle]

[teal spade]

Nice hat nerd! Where'd you get it? "Can't find a hat that fits Emporium"?

[teal spade]

[proven tundra]

Oh shi

[wet orchid]

I stole it from a nice witch that I found at the bottom of a prison

[rocky turtle]

[proven tundra]

[wet orchid]

Also, there is a critical lack of pointy witch/wizard hats in Elden Ring

At least, ones that don't look absolutely ridiculous or have extra greeblies on them

[copper vapor]

temu malenia

[wet orchid]

"I am Malenia, blade of Miquella, and I have never known defeat. Except for the time I fought Radahn, he kicked my ass, but I'm not going to tell people that."

[proven tundra]

I love pointy wizard hats

More games need them

[copper vapor]

I played a mage build in demon souls but I couldn't get a nice wizard hat

or the old monk headwrap

[proven tundra]

[copper vapor]

[wet orchid]

The closest thing to a pointy wizard/witch hat in Elden Ring is Alberich's, but the way they did it is stupid since modifying it removes the hat part instead of the blindfold

[copper vapor]

looks like the sorting hat from HP

can almost see a face there

[wet orchid]

There's also Rogier's hat but it's huge and floppy, has a weird hood thing, and a random dangling piece of glintstone

And Ranni's hat is just way too big and hard to match well with other armor pieces because of the specific shade of white and blue it is

[copper vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912212154285948980/1016023953233412126/trim.6F1956F2-A890-43AA-B74F-8E57A21F5667_1.mov?ex=69b3944b&is=69b242cb&hm=56c24a8c1b977f2c030009ef311ca20f929d544dbdc196c21c55cbef32f0bef9&

[proven tundra]

Kreeo

Noooooooo

Now I look weird

[snow tree]

Shit ass crop

Sorry Ratdad

[proven tundra]

[wet orchid]

This is obviously a lie, it's instead going to be Skyrim port #38

[copper vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912212154285948980/1016023963454951434/trim.8F73ACB3-E5F1-40D0-8EDE-E1EBBA99D234_1.mov?ex=69b3944d&is=69b242cd&hm=b49d21ea8e78e1493fdaca935727a18022a8e8351f5bcbf97b278140bbb44837&

[quiet abyss]

@rocky turtle did you get it?

[rocky turtle]

am i good chief?

[quiet abyss]

Brother got that SKULL YEAH mod manager

Wtf

The one i had was more simple

Just swap the mods around

Astartes should be overwritten by the 3 man addon

So it should be above

[quiet abyss]

Btw you have to save data mnually

And you have to customize characters again

[rocky turtle]

u mean modded right?

[quiet abyss]

BUT theres more stuff to customize with

Yes

When playing modded

Press that manual save button at the end

Then you close game

When you next play, you load that save

[rocky turtle]

i need to launch game first

[quiet abyss]

Yeha ik

[rocky turtle]

we can play it later if its gonna work

[quiet abyss]

But make sure to customize all 10 classes

I think its 10

[rocky turtle]

why?

[quiet abyss]

They add 3

[rocky turtle]

no

[quiet abyss]

Because

[rocky turtle]

customization part

[rocky turtle]

valid

[quiet abyss]

Well because new customization options too

[rocky turtle]

im probably gonna play apotecary 24/7

[quiet abyss]

Lots

But thats meme stealers class :(

[restive bear]

Poor bloke stuck inside a station

[quiet abyss]

Nah you can both be apoth

[rocky turtle]

[copper vapor]

"veteran"

[rocky turtle]

[quiet abyss]

The 3 man mod allows stacking

[copper vapor]

what's that ship you're flying, btw?

[rocky turtle]

3 terminator and that mission on ship

[teal spade]

can you mp with the mods @quiet abyss ?

[restive bear]

It's the Drake

[quiet abyss]

Yup, exactly

[quiet abyss]

Mhm

[rocky turtle]

[quiet abyss]

You can have more than 3 people

[teal spade]

[rocky turtle]

yeah

6 or even more

[quiet abyss]

If you install the other addon instead of 3 man

[copper vapor]

I don't think I've ever seen it

[quiet abyss]

12

Is possible

[rocky turtle]

DAMN

12 is overkill no?

[restive bear]

Yeah ot's a Kusari ship

[quiet abyss]

12 men vs hive tyrant

[rocky turtle]

RAaaaaaaaaaaaah

[quiet abyss]

Nuclear bomb vs coughing tyrant

[teal spade]

link me the mods

[quiet abyss]

Deadass

[rocky turtle]

10 terminators RAH

[quiet abyss]

Go on sm2 nexus, astartes overhaul

Im on mobile

Cant

[teal spade]

link me

[quiet abyss]

Nop

[copper vapor]

I remember flying starflier (starter one), startracker, defender, piranha and barracuda

[quiet abyss]

[teal spade]

@rocky turtle copy paste the links he gave you

[copper vapor]

I think I finished the campaign in a barracuda

[quiet abyss]

Never linked them to him

Manually

He found them

[rocky turtle]

https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40000spacemarine2/mods/381?tab=description

https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40000spacemarine2/mods/89

[quiet abyss]

My work just gave me a donut

[quiet abyss]

I love it

[quiet abyss]

🫃

[proven tundra]

I want a donut

[rocky turtle]

alo

[proven tundra]

[quiet abyss]

Tim hortons pal, you have rat dad money

[proven tundra]

Yeah but I'd have to leave the house

[quiet abyss]

They might be ratcist tho, because they discriminate rodents in restaurants

[proven tundra]

I just want it to appear

[quiet abyss]

[quiet abyss]

Shit id do if i had dr stranges ring thing

[rocky turtle]

damn

[quiet abyss]

Just donut teleportation

[quiet abyss]

Now customize

[proven tundra]

If I was gonna leave the house for a pastry
I'd go to the German place and get their blueberry cream cheese danish

So fucking good

[quiet abyss]

Also it makes you taller and slower, its not just a reskin @rocky turtle

[teal spade]

10$ says he's gonna make it a Dark Angel Deathwing

[quiet abyss]

Bet

[copper vapor]

@pallid raft I asked on the steam forum why the release date changed from today to "coming soon", and look at this lmao

[quiet abyss]

true!

[copper vapor]

"proper, official channels - outside of Steam"

Steam isn't a proper, official channel?

it's just the platform where the game is sold

[oblique belfry]

[quiet abyss]

[proven tundra]

It's only the storefront where ya know
You spend money

[quiet abyss]

Retarded brother allius

[proven tundra]

I sure hope it's a goddamn official channel

[quiet abyss]

Brother-Tardgeant

[wet orchid]

To be fair, he specifically asked the Terminator with the heavy flamer

This could have only ended one way

[quiet abyss]

Fair, also terminators are quite fire resistant

[rocky turtle]

damn

[quiet abyss]

If its not space wolves because apparently promethium burned through indomitus

In wolftime

[copper vapor]

[quiet abyss]

But space furries suck anyway

[teal spade]

Fucking Leandros

[quiet abyss]

Lepandros

[oblique belfry]

sopranos

[quiet abyss]

Chudandros

[oblique belfry]

https://klipy.com/gifs/good-job-excellent

[wet orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-magnus-space-wolves-magnus-the-red-gif-22154232

[quiet abyss]

Soprandros, and its just leandros asking for gabagool @teal spade

[teal spade]

shut it, Magnus The Nerd

[quiet abyss]

Tts slapped so hard, gw can forever gargle donkey smegma for killing it

Fucking assholes

[copper vapor]

slopranos

[quiet abyss]

[teal spade]

need to rewatch the argue battle between the Fabricator General and the Captain General

[sour rivet]

crimson desert added denuvo a week before release

[wet orchid]

Wh40k the musical

[teal spade]

https://tenor.com/view/matt-mcgorry-male-stripper-college-humor-comedy-sketch-sexy-gif-19684108

[sour rivet]

what the fuck

[quiet abyss]

I meed to rewatch the first part before they separated the captain general from emps

[frozen void]

https://tenor.com/view/ralphie-ralph-cifaretto-laugh-gif-21360291

[teal spade]

it's what the devs are doing

[quiet abyss]

Because after that the emperor jokes got worse imo

[sour rivet]

you could have used so many better gifs

[rocky turtle]

i only watched helmets options and already dont wanna watch the rest

[quiet abyss]

Because there was no golden encyclopedia to make fun of

[teal spade]

you mean "worse"

[snow tree]

[sour rivet]

no

[teal spade]

[quiet abyss]

huh

[wet orchid]

I need to rewatch the parts where they play Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker

[quiet abyss]

Yeah theres a lotta stuff

[quiet abyss]

Yammerin about nothin

[frozen void]

this crimson desert game got my attentionb ut that 70 bucks idk man

imma wait to see if i really like it

i got used to cheaper games

[quiet abyss]

Iedy post the everyone ping thing again itll be funny

[sour rivet]

it looks like a "everything and the kitchen sink" modlist ass gmae

[quiet abyss]

Gmae

[wet orchid]

Minor spelling error, mods, take this fella to the penis explosion chamber immediately

[proven tundra]

I'm excited for
SHADOW EMPIRE REPUBLICA Dlc
Coming soon ™

[quiet abyss]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/879703733016068186/1050073386690301983/togif-2.gif

[copper vapor]

same. I just bought 4 games for less than 70usd total lmao

[sour rivet]

im just waiting for death stranding 2

not really any games i can think of that i want rn

fable is at da end of da year

[oblique belfry]

get ps5 for gta

[sour rivet]

no

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

already? holy shit

[sour rivet]

teardown got its coop update today

[oblique belfry]

how the fuck are we gonna avoid gta 6 spoilers

for 2 years

[sour rivet]

avoid?

[copper vapor]

I forgot to mention that here

[sour rivet]

mf im gonna watch whoever i like playing it

i aint waiting 2 years for gta

i dont care that much about it

[oblique belfry]

i wanna experience it myself

like i did with rdr2

[copper vapor]

do we even care about gta6 spoilers lol

[sour rivet]

https://youtu.be/XfcCyMQ13XM

[frozen void]

it does look like Skyrim with those 300 combat mods

[proven tundra]

AETHUS has had like 10 updates since it released
I don't think the dev sleeps

[frank hearth]

cause rocktars is gonna go mexican cartel on the next guy that leaks shit

[oblique belfry]

i did about rdr2

and it was worth it

[frozen void]

but i am bored as shit so i might give it a chance idk

GTA 6 is far away

[copper vapor]

... good thing I said GTA6 and not RDR2

[quiet abyss]

Rdr2 also is a more powerful narrative than gta6 is gonna be i bet

[copper vapor]

c'mon doge work with me here

RDR2 is much more story-focused and "serious"

GTA is

[oblique belfry]

its still rockstar

[copper vapor]

haha steal a car and run over hookers

[quiet abyss]

Gta games arent nearly as well told as rdr

[oblique belfry]

i liked gta 5 story

[frozen void]

GTA 4 had a good story imo it was more grim and dark compared to the rest

[quiet abyss]

Gta5 story was quite barebones, rdr2 really hit the feels

[frozen void]

and it was the only one without a happy ending

[oblique belfry]

who knows

[copper vapor]

grimdark, huh.

[quiet abyss]

And yeha gta4 is the best gta story

[frozen void]

and it had two endings

[oblique belfry]

maybe they will do rdr2 style story in gta 6

who knows

[quiet abyss]

Niko bellic is a space marine confirmed

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/doubt-press-x-la-noire-meme-x-button-gif-19259237

[oblique belfry]

[quiet abyss]

[proven tundra]

[quiet abyss]

Why it zoom in and out bro

I just wanted a still gif

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/hazbin-hazbin-hotel-5

[quiet abyss]

[oblique belfry]

again

[quiet abyss]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1058232340918317079/1476625027964080258/image_2026-02-26_120009151.gif

[oblique belfry]

they atomize everything related to gta 6 right now

so we cant say

[copper vapor]

GTA6 trailers already have 5 different instances of "florida man" news bits

and doge thinks it'll be a serious game

[rocky turtle]

wtf is this

[oblique belfry]

i dont think it will be a serious game mbo

[quiet abyss]

Shut

Shit*

[oblique belfry]

it could be gta 5 style

thats all im saying

which i liked too

[wet orchid]

Salamanders ass fashion

[copper vapor]

space marine decided he wanted to be pretty

[quiet abyss]

“Yes i am tyranid, yes i am biomatter for hive” @rocky turtle

[sour rivet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWIw_f8e9Pg

[pallid raft]

i love that

[sour rivet]

come forth ♻️

and DIE

[oblique belfry]

p!repost

[muted gyro]

⠀

[sour rivet]

THIS. WILL. HURT.

[proven tundra]

[oblique belfry]

KEEP EM COMING

[sour rivet]

NICE TRY

[wet orchid]

Day 4 on the space hulk: The genestealers still have no idea and have accepted me as one of their own

[oblique belfry]

DESTROY

[quiet abyss]

Ratcycle

[proven tundra]

Ratuse
Ratduce
Ratcycle

[quiet abyss]

Day 5, they want me to share my genes, help

[copper vapor]

kinky.

[quiet abyss]

No, this is bad, astartes are sterile, hes cooked

There be no genes to share

[copper vapor]

worst case scenario all you have to do is donate a little bit of blood

[quiet abyss]

Or all of it if they find out

[wet orchid]

We need a 40k-flavored Resident Evil game where you’re one (1) guy stranded on a space hulk and have to survive and escape

[rocky turtle]

apothecary done

[sick trail]

An OSHA violation has killed Jeremy

[quiet abyss]

And that guy is LEON SCOTT KENNEDY, but its not for copyright reasons

[copper vapor]

rip jeremy

[quiet abyss]

Leonius Scotford Kennedus

Never suspect a thing

[quiet abyss]

And he makes 40k themed corny lines

[sick trail]

Also

[wet orchid]

Put Ciaphas Cain, hero of the Imperium, on the space hulk

Jurgen can also be there, I guess

[quiet abyss]

Aint he mia

[sick trail]

10 scout 5cp rush

[oblique belfry]

[rocky turtle]

HOLY

[sick trail]

Doesn't acknowledge S5 in the same screenshot

[oblique belfry]

wait wot

[quiet abyss]

No apothecarion insignia on head, unplayable

[copper vapor]

no we just ignore him

[brittle karma]

[oblique belfry]

oh

[sour rivet]

i forgot about him

[rocky turtle]

idk what is that

[oblique belfry]

same

[quiet abyss]

Its on your left shoulder

[thick plover]

i have horrible news

denuvo

[quiet abyss]

Its the 3 squares basically

Medic insignia

Usually on helmet and shoulder for easy identification

[raw pollen]

very stupid but urgent question
What modern gun would fit for a female character with brittle bones and noodle arms (but she's still skilled enough to use most of stuff)? Mostly for self defense. A long gun, not a pistol

[sour rivet]

what

[quiet abyss]

Any gun

Dummy

[copper vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1063755770027573252/1316188196719038527/steam-laugh.gif

[quiet abyss]

Not like women are made of glass

[copper vapor]

any .22lr carbine

[sour rivet]

why are her bones brittle and arms noodle

[sick trail]

KRISS Vector innit

[copper vapor]

he specified brittle bones... so like Joker from Mass Effect

[sick trail]

Thing has 0 recoil

[quiet abyss]

Unless you have some low gravity environment girl or smth

[thick plover]

why are yours

[quiet abyss]

Idk

[pliant chasm]

it's not like bro gave a description

[teal spade]

it's very heavy, tho

[proven tundra]

Crossbow

[wet orchid]

Basically any intermediate cartridge rifle that has half-decent recoil

[oblique belfry]

benelli m4

[quiet abyss]

Still why is she brittle

[oblique belfry]

[quiet abyss]

[pliant chasm]

?

[copper vapor]

anything in .22LR, shit has zero recoil by default

[teal spade]

WAIT

GUYS

[quiet abyss]

I dont get it

[pliant chasm]

why are you retarded

[teal spade]

WE DOING THIS WRONG

SHE CAN'T HANDLE RECOIL

[quiet abyss]

Why specifically brittle

[oblique belfry]

then .22

[teal spade]

SO GIVE HER A RECOILESS LAUNCHER

[sick trail]

Snakeshot .50 BMG

[wet orchid]

Or if you’re one of THOSE people, a pistol-caliber carbine

[quiet abyss]

Why are WE retarded!

[sour rivet]

whos we

[pliant chasm]

no you're a different kind

[copper vapor]

🤯

[oblique belfry]

offtopic resident not being retarded ?

unheard of

[copper vapor]

why are they called recoilless launchers anyway

[quiet abyss]

Tard emperor isnt retarded, therefore i can take his crown

Checkmate false tard

[wet orchid]

Give her a Gustaf recoilless rifle

[sick trail]

True, Youyou is a special kind of retarded, different from most

[wet orchid]

Bitches love cannons

[pliant chasm]

holy bro is on a double whammy of not being able to read

[sour rivet]

im not boosting my server fuck off

[oblique belfry]

imagine losing 2 accounts

smh

[sick trail]

3

[teal spade]

YouYou isn't here, he's long gone

[proven tundra]

BAZINGA

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/madaramebaku01-its-peam-it's-peak-it's-peam-its-peak-gif-17862808524897297383

[rocky turtle]

[oblique belfry]

wait which one is the 3rd

[pliant chasm]

redgrave

[pliant chasm]

shcum

[sick trail]

Secret

[oblique belfry]

there is @honest whale and @obsidian sun

[sick trail]

https://tenor.com/view/deep-rock-galactic-driller-satchel-charge-charge-throw-gif-12668204393087787311

[oblique belfry]

and @pliant chasm

[sour rivet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/240196923644968960/1082055430127243294/3A2A4368-2B5A-4937-B2F5-AE3DB7533632.gif

[thick plover]

I put parmegan in my spaghet

[teal spade]

that only works on scouts

[thick plover]

this how I feel right now

https://tenor.com/view/italian-totally-accurate-italian-notserious-notserious-tomb-raider-gif-24396611

[marsh cargo]

Tards of offtopic

[sick trail]

Worked on your mom too

[teal spade]

zam

my mom still got it

[oblique belfry]

he got u there

[proven tundra]

[marsh cargo]

Rat

[copper vapor]

I hate these fucking notifications
discord desperately asking for money smh

[oblique belfry]

"GIFT PEOPLE NITRO NOW"