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Found out the power for the estate is blown
oh hi sam
Getting an update in 1:30 hours
do i do it birb 
So I’m just gonna slowly melt for and hour and a half
do what
tell
tell who what
is the update for why it went boom or no
how do you not know what im talkin about you are literally watching it
I forgot the most dangerous part of my 3.27 poe build
It kills my frames as well as everything on screen
fucck you talking about?
watching what?
anyway im making a show about deadlock
-# imagine scrolling up

she was on her phone i think since she said her power was boom

and mobile discord is annoying
true dat
Just said update in 1:30
grmgmg
this is where it ends for today
ed-e my chud son
tomorrow my journey trough the mojave will be completed
but now my brain is scrambled

the
ok well actually it reminds me of a different thing but i cant remember what so i gotta stick with the serious sam time lock
wtf 
bro i just wanted to try eoc for the fun of it
before sleep
i 1st tried it
@uneven sapphire 
we love progression breaking


i didnt even do it on purpose 
wrath of gods is here too yes?
i just went "eh what could go wrong lets see how i do against eoc"

yus
when does solyn show up cuz last time i did a playthrough with it she never existed and we still had noxus
I think food is nerfed in general
it was fine
better then master mode eoc thats for sure
fuh...
with its bullshit dash spamming
may pause it here
You can buy food but it only grants 45 sec of well fed
oh thats cook's food only
-# i think

the cook's food is like a mini buff potion
yeah you will learn why in those 2 eps
Ah
o no
Also I hate how I can’t make potions
??
Oh wait
you sure ?
Nvm

I’m just retarded
happens to the best of us
so far i killed slime and eoc without buffs

also idk if im used to master mode cbt in vanilla
where end date
but i feel like bosses rn deal less damage then i remember
like king slime dealt 60 damage per hit
which i thought was gonna be higher
even with 32 defense

holy shit
i dont care if its single use per day
this is still amazing
You got 32 def?
ye
Tho mage flops early game
I have it
no im using throwing stuff
i only have that mage weapon for crowds
like goblin / blood moon


oh that bow
i forgot i still had it
its a slow ass bow
but has a funni passive where if you crit it gives perma bleed to enemy
including bosses
wait nvm thats from the arrow not the bow

o

mmmmmmmmm
with the new discord rules coming into place in a week is stalker gamma going to be anywhere else?
why would it
ok i cant find the mf post
@sour rivet send the link
dave is new zealander
but we will see
if its on the 25th
fuck cuz i wanted to do hitman
because my computer isnt powerful enough to run stalker gamma so when i get a good one i want to get it, but im not going to upload my biometrics or a picture of my id to dicord just to play it
i say as if im not gonna finish the update within an hour
ok so i have to kill dave
what time is it for u rn
12:05am
the post was released 10 mins ago no ?
this shit gettin updated on a 12-2pm
we are hypothetically going with 24 hours
since it said tmrw
but yeah it could be 16 hours
or even 12 hour from now on
who knows
WITH THE MAN WHO SOLD THE WORLD
DO DOD ODOO DOO DO DO DOOOOOOOO
@oblique belfry go fight Fent
@marsh cargo i really want the hotshot las, like right now
because do you know how much better my lasgun build would feel if i could 1 shot dome some dipshit gunner?
scab gunner
ofc

What should i draw (it will be done very poorly)
marrying when there is still sus among us
I said poorly
Shit usually equals quick
Why do you think we americans invented McDonald's
Got soul to it
so if I just keep drawing its gonna be da vinci
Yuh
you smoke it or hwatever you do to inject fent, not shoot it and kill it
Ive never been too good at drawing its just fun like this is about as good as it gets for me
#usmilitary #ussoldier #usspecialforces #usarmy
Surprisingly my right pinky does in fact look like that
@verbal gate pov of ground soldier, battle for farbanti 2020 colorized
god i missed this game so much dude
$wg
Auntie trying to sound hip
what if i hit you with a $divorceall
😔
dry quick
divorce first
divorce cereal?
Michael is married??
even ghouls hovered for gregnancy out
I hope no metalhorror will go up during that
Surely not
I hope lil bro will not become permanently bald as his father
fredward fazbearington the II wouldnt say this
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Link to YouTube is Starti...
no...
NOOOOOOO
NO MORE HISTORIES

"You have your mother's eyes and your fathers hairline"
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
dry lips check
lips are dry posture is shrimp and hydration is low
now let me go!!
Should i save those retards that almost destroyed my anima tree and shrines
yvonne where
Holy shit chat, super cruise overcharge is so fucking pog

(burned half my ship because I didn't know it had to manually turn it off)
First Expert badge
I'm already so good at this game (I fucking suck at leading enemy ships)
I didn't realize my team was already fucking hanging out with Davy Jones and the only enemies left were CVs
My team was only 2 CVs, and 1 heavily damaged cruiser (they were staying at spawn)
I was the last fucking battleship and I had to hunt down the carriers but got sunk in the end by an Ark Royal 
2 times boy was only one to discover grey flesh
it has to be him thats sus, right
like literally no one is in the house rn
Me looking at my PC when i get home
Gotta set the whole thing up
Car
I have enough dps to kill revenant nowadays before he hypnotize someone
with skips and stuns
car

my guy got beef with a mud crab
dude just flying by, saw a mud crab and decided to fuck with it
KING OF THE SKIES MY ASS I'M REACHING INTO HIS COCKPIT AND KILLING THE FUCKER MYSELF
Whole of offtopic on skyrim again
y'all just can't choose a game to autism about can ya
Sorry, I get really passionate about killing that damn pilot
i need to find ebony ingot somehow
back to the mines
Problem no. 33 with using YT Music, I keep getting that fuckass Kid Rock song from memes so it put that shit immediately in the quick picks like a bastard
i'll autism about you 
Are you acing your combat ?

rot
Is that Malenia
what a way to go


Anyway these are my last messages before i get reawoken by a kino ping
Googbye
I am rather combatting aces

Meanwhile, with Monarch & Driver
#projectwingman
QRT: Trench37091927
Best I can do is drawing Prez & Eye Tee on a date
#projectwingman
go get em prez
p!who

have a nice hibernation
breaking news: sam altman invests ten quintillion dollars into belt based ram for AI applications
Whar
Also

my b

hello




why angy? 
@gray kettle @real aspen
is that fallout or what
oh batman
im retarded
ngl
the riddler trophies are legit fun
IF u dont look up a guide on how to do them
they actually require brain activity
old batman games are great

kinda odd thing to say, considering there aren't any new batman games

speaking of old and new
wish there was pacific rim 2
i wanna see more giant robots fight kaiju
I'm right tho
last batman game is 3 years old, almost 4
and it doesn't even have batman

some of them are ass because you have to align pieces of geometry almost perfectly
you get the shape right but it's 1 pixel off = it won't register
that aside
asking someone a question which you already know the answer for, is normal way to make small talk yeah?
I'm sorry.
Sorry. It was an ace Combat joke
I shouldn't have made a joke without context, it's annoying
gellow
!topic
@halcyon cape
NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS
General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.
inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope
(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)
somewhat
but also to get 2nd opinions
and then spark discussion
Why trup say illegal aliens
Genuinely why is it spelt trup
also I decided to watch a guide video on outward of "hints for beginners"
and the "hints" are just
"go here for op gear early"

gaming is cooked
I got an orb
one of the hints is
"go to the dlc area, dodge 5 enemies that oneshot you at level 1, talk to a npc, start a quest, go into a cave, dodge another 5 enemies that oneshot you at level 1, grab the gear and leave"
nice hint bro
at least the video taught me that quests in this game are timed
feels like Fallout 1 all over again
Seriously
@static axle Way of the hunter 2 is going to be amazing.
that was a quick ADS
100% super
arkham militia: hey man what time is it?
seriously?
what?
we're situated overlooking the biggest clock gotham has and you're asking me what time it is?
oh right.
@real aspen @copper vapor
INSANE CONVO


what the fk were the writers smoking

ngl I know arkham knight is one of the lengthier games but I love taking my time with it
just flying and exploring around
its fun 
Take out the super arcade. It sometimes becomes harder than irl, lol.
Also.
your friend who finished dark souls 500 times backseating ahh tips

Good morning chatters

Now let's see if they can double the amount of dlc the first game has
Triple.
Get fucked
We had that the last 2 months
We doubled it snd gave it to you
Our snow JUST melted only for god to send more
schnow is best if you can stay home and didnt need to drive
yesterday after like 3 months our snow finally melted lol
You know whats funny
Yea I know where you are now 
Come kiss me
We get 16 degrees tomorrow
and boss wonders why 50% of the working squad is sick with the flu
Gelber Schein beste
Besteeee
The coldest ive dealt with is -18

The cold coming in through a gap in the window was crazy
pores duh
Tell them to not do that
the Canadian Trains are Equipped to make snow go yeet
At my old job i could of easily called out but half the guys at my new job dont got cars and they'll show up to work with a tornado going so i aint got no excuse no more
we had -21*C and my school was opened, it was so slippery that most people in the centre of the city had to walk on roads because crosswalks were IMPOSSIBLE to walk on, on my way to school which is like 20 minutes after bus i saw 11 people fall lol
I also remember a school day where we were walking to school in the streets and not the sidewalk
Barely any cars were driving despite 8am
I used to drive 80km on the highway in a snowstorm at 0600 to get to work
And then when I got there people who lived in town would have called out
we got a phone messages about how dangerous the weather is and to stay at home while our school emailed us that the lessons will still be taking place and that there wont be any hot water because the system is broken lol
As they should of
Assholes lol
Nah hospital's different
They had a service with big trucks that would pick you up for free
Usually transport services are first to shutdown in inclement weather but this is canada i have to remember
Ye
When i get outside im gonna assume the sidewalks are fucked but roads are fine
Story of my life
Plows come through and clear the roads only to dump it on the sidewalks
I mean there were legitimate ones
Like people that lived in neighbourhoods that got plowed last all the time for some reason
But some people just can't stand work and will take any excuse lol
Warm
or get surplus army Parkas / Trenchcoats
traurig weil wahr 256 GB DDR5 = 900+€
Image trancends language barrier
imagine beeing French
@grok
30 day mute + one week in the penis explosion chamber

only thing i hate when its freezing is Fueling up 2,5k L of Diesel
depends of the Station if its shit like 40-50 min if its good like 15 min
Oof
I'll think of that next time I'm filling up the car
Good thoughts to keep me warm
imagine some stations have the pump of an car fuelstaiton
Dang
my mind is telling me no

another day of praying car dealerships crash and burn
never gamble

and mind you: you cant let the engines running because of regulations
and some asshole left the Loco unfueld so you have to drive first thing to the station to grab Fuel Sand and Wather
dudes who needs to be beaten with an giant Dildo if its my oppinion
but same is why you attak EMS + Firefighters and Roadside Assitence
its a real problem here that nurses Doctors and Medical Staff needs Bodyguards
What the heck
true story

Conductors are getting Attaked like its an raid if you belive the statistics every day at least 10 will get hurt like beaten etc
nah its ok
It's a scary world out there
pretty normal
same with that some Teenagers find it funny to drop rocks of briges onto oncomming Trains
Fuck those dudes
We had some recently with dropping them onto highways
all im hearing is that armored trains gotta make a return
@proven tundra the worsed ,, prank´´ ive seen to this day that some asshole hung of an baby dool and 2 Mannequins like an hanging of an brige, trust me they found this sick fuck

what goes into some dudes head that makes it an good idea
ok see ya chat / rat in 12h wörk is calling
ur gonna die
hot take but vhs2 is really damn ugly
the gun
the silhouette is brutal but all the molded polymer is eugh
Why do random ass people text you once put of the blue and then don't respond
Why did you text me then???
you get people that respond??
I thought posting Hitler is forbidden


Clear sky 
Shit not even unfinished
It actually launches with shit that isnt needed
The reason games so big is because theres fully rendered areas of maps people cant even access outside the playable area
Like why do we put this in the game
@copper vapor Think this gonna be the upgraded patchwork set
This is why Helldivers went from 120 gigabytes to 20 gigabytes by the way
Whos thought was it to make a map and then add 900% size of the map outside the map
^^^
And have it rendered in fully in full detail
No helldivers 2 had duplicated files
Like a shit ton of them
Different issue
Cod just has detailed unplayable maps for no fucking reason outside of the playable area and they're like HUGE
you will get your uncompressed 4k textures and you will be happy
I mean cod has been slop, so its on those people for buying it
funnily enough most textures look ass by todays standards
that's why you have high texture packs coming out seperately
i wish it was a cod exclusive thing
2042 was a bad battlefield, but fuck was it infinitely more playable than modern cod

@raven geyser hiii
Gamers on their way to play with 1440p or 4k textures zero filtering or compression bullshit
only to ruin it by using dlss and everything looks like shit 
forced bloom and motion blur
bloom isn't that bad
unless the devs do that thing where literally everything has bloom and shit just fucking glows for no reason
also damn arkham knight is quite fun
@pliant chasm
batman going through the jhonny silverhand arc with joker all game
bro just talking smack the entire time
Bloom Bad, motion blur Bad, DoF bad
Bro's life ended
batman calls alfred
alfred I need to find X thing
any idea master bruce?
no.
well nobody knows this city better than you
??????????
@pliant chasm
holy useless convo
bro just jealous he doesn't have a butler
you mean Alfred the BUTTler? with 2 t's?
is that black myth?
how much are you fucking expecting
its a logitech mouse
i got my 502 for 40$
if I lived in Slovenia I could order the fucking mouse
for 29 brand new

and it would be here in 4 days (if I lived in slovenia)


fuck this dumb country
then order it from slovenia
skill issue
not even
just shows this shithole is shit and nobody cares to fix the shit shithole
damn
you cant just say this is where its at and its just a totally different built mouse thats way more expensive
and heavier
only other mouse that seems good that I am interested in
is logitechs newest creation
out of action dev fixed my issue 
not the highest end gamepad nor the highest performing one
personally these buttons are absolute dealbreaker for me and no amount of fancy tech is going to make me take a mouse without them
i never got the extra buttons
maybe because im mostly gaming left handed but i just never needed them
i actively use all 5 extras 
dont know there isnt really an action i could think of where it would be useful
i have front one set on double click
rear one on one of 3 modifier keys depending on software im using atm
side ones obv are some variation of forward/backward, like undo/redo and shit
it is when the game key presets are so shit the mouse becomes good in comparison
Can't have any privacy anymore smh
yeah okay i can see that
but in gaming its whatever
only use i could see is a mmo with a giant skillbar like wow
i use it in games too lol
for example i have heavy attack bound on the forward-top button in eldering
in fps game i bind autoclick macro on it
side buttons for toggling lasers and lights
things i never do
and funny enough i use the sniper button as intended lol
dropping sens on the fly to take a good shot
oh nah those sensi buttons are the worst
accidentaly clicking it and wondering why im suddenly retarded
mouse and keyboard on souls game 
what of it?
the default key is V or something
yeah v
i have played them mostly on mouse and keyboard
need a priest to cleanse this unholy chat
i also did ace combat on kbm lol
the only thing i dislike about it it's that space (usually the roll button) has some issues with also being the running button
and got good at it
also, being a mage in mouse and keyboard kinda sucks
because you're stuck the console peasant selection
can't hotkey spells to 1-9 like a real master race
this is just cringe tbh
tabloid is ashamed of you!
explode
i would rather kms than do the tunnel section on kbm
I mean
that would just be OP

mage already braindead enough as it is
too bad they will never die out
that is cool tho
the last 4 are probably so niche and finnicky that they made the achievement like this
i like when games do this so i dont crash out
well that's one more game off the list I guess
or its just bugged like my ace combat
got the achievement for killing every named ace, maybe killed 10/24
time to get answers @pliant chasm @blazing maple @sour rivet
https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/139840?tab=posts&BH=1 i am very tempted to add this into my current playthrough
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ONE LAST TIME TOGETHER ULYSSES
RAAAAAAAAAAH
its time
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ABOUT ...
screaming
crying
nutting
shaking
sleeping

actually let's take a look at that arc raiders update
they still didn't make the venator use 2 ammo per shot
hoover? I hardly know 'er
oh lmao you got explorer
yeah there's... a lot
and unmarked locations too!
so much to find
so many uniques... so many quests...
I wonder
Ulysses wanted to nuke the west
If i would have sided with legion, would he have nuked the east?
me and the bois gonna finish this
w h a
I'm watching a twitch stream on mute to get drops
and I'm witnessing ppl in chat spreading misinformation
glorious
vibe coders
and prompters
but what if you're the one who's wrong?

hmmm very wise
bro said the new wolfpack bp uses bombardier cells
patch notes say it uses rocketeer drivers
will I trust the game's official patch notes or a twitch rando

MBO is a Trump supporter, get him!
that's a lesson the marvel rivals community could learn from
there's so much yap about meta it's actually unreal
all dlcs have an overarching story in the background
it involves mostly ulysses christine and elijah
supporter? I hardly know her
You're trying to tell me that lil timmy is not 0.00001% of the playerbase?
idk man I chased meta in league and starcraft 2 and climbed fast in ranked
6pool my beloved
it's hilarious how people don't know how to counter that
mostly meaningless. people also climb in all those games using the most retarded strategies.
proxy planetary fortress

Meta is useless if you're trash anyways
not all the way to the top, they don't

But if you're not trash you can just not use meta
sorry?
no, not sorry
there otps for every character above d2
even the most garbage characters meta wise
if one can climb, and you can't, you're just bad
suppose I was good, then
or I just cheesed the system by playing zac and garen in 3v3
work smart, not hard
couldn't afford to be lazy in starcraft tho
at least in the rare matches where people actually countered my 6pool 
the problem isn't even being bad at the game
if you're bad, you can improve
the problem is when retards start blaming everything but themselves
The Dunning–Kruger effect is a cognitive bias that describes the systematic tendency of people with low ability in a specific area to give overly positive assessments of this ability. The term may also describe the tendency of high performers to underestimate their skills. It was first described by the psychologists David Dunning and Justin Kr...
oh no but it's smurfs
oh no but it's the enemy comp
there's even examples of that in this very chat

it's never i suck and should improve
haven't played competitive games in ages but I was always happy with where I landed
rarely played ranked, even
casual mode for trolling and laughing
Purple georgian 
will always be better
open dota 2
queue into all pick casual
instantly hit random for the 250 extra gold
get a hero I'm absolute glorpshit at
i usually prefer ranked, but i get too hyperfocused and burnt out quickly
being employed helps, however
if you close your eyes hard enough its a m14 to kill yourself with 
there's the example
also it's too bad dota 2 doesn't give 250 extra gold when you pick random
❌
valve hates fun
i aint a example of this dog shit
be fucking real
I know when its my fault I lost a game
valve loves doing stupid shit
what i usually say is
if you lost and you are good at the game
just queue again, you are sure to win
no point to worry about lost matches
where did i hear this one before 
the characters cool doe so it should stay in the game

(non ironically)
((i dont play this character at all))
the company I ordered my mouse from has such a shit site I cant even track the order 

KSP, kerbal space program?
yea
how it feels to guess right
like
yeah it'd be nice if people were nice
but
that's a huge overreaction and makes the person difficult to take seriously
Overreaction?
were coming for you legate
Did you read the whole message?
That's not surprising
and ones that i do have share my opinion too so
yeah they wouldnt care, so i wouldnt care
just a big circle of indifference 😔
Point is that it's not just "oh no people are mean to me and i'm stressed" but it's "people are harassing my friends over something completely unrelated simply because they are my friends"
The line has been crossed
And those people deserve a reality check
to the mines
just harass them back 
yeah i really cant see any of people i consider friends worrying over that
for me the line is actual tangible harm being done, something that cant be resolved by a block button
the cats yearn for the mines
So what you're saying Sab is that you're fine with some random people on the internet harassing your friends and family and think that just using the block function is enough to fix the issue
You underestimate how determined random internet assholes can be
that's my point
You have no point
Throwing bricks at sab's mom because he was slightly annoying to me once
if it cant be resolved by blocking, or similar trivial action, then the line is crossed
No, the line is crossed when some random idiot stops going after me and goes after anyone I know
@pliant chasm @blazing maple @sour rivet @static axle we did it
i feel a bit empty right now
BIG MT?!
HELL YEAHHHH
I'm very proud of you
fnv changes a person
RATTLEGORE!!!
something about this game is different than f3 and f4
i dont know what, but it didnt lose me after 10 hours
it rather pulled me in even more
and the dlcs are 
Morning
Obsidian writers
They hit like crack
i see it too lol
RATTLEGORE
the best thing is
i can now watch all the youtube videos about fnv without getting spoiled
weak mf
what's cool is there's still a buncha stuff you missed that you can probably discover on a repeat playthrough or smth
you could do a 1 int playthrough and see all the silly stupid dialogue you get

go 1 int with 10 str 10 end and just run around clubbing people
for now we will visit the origins
it's crusty but I think there are patches for widescreen and resolution fixes
yeah i got zhe patches
sweet as

If you start fallout 2 BE WARNED
||you start with a spear and don't get a gun for a while so make sure you can swing a spear decently or you'll suck at combat and bounce off hard||
me after i finish good media
Fallout 1/2/3 and new vegas make me love the universe its set in so much
fallout 4 feel so detached from everything with such a massive shift in artstyle I can't really see it as a fallout game
Like the entire art deco stuff getting replaced with retrofuturism just didn't gel with me
Not depressing enough
Not grim enough
issen das an kicken ien de headenfrakt
Love that song
courier with 1 int after getting shot in the brain 2 times
I'm learning so much
What's gambling in german
ooh ooh what's "Rattlegore" in german
That's a good one
rasselblut
find it in german wowhead
rasselgewalt
Rasselblut sounds awesome
just saw a guy having almost 13k dollars in his bank account
when asked how he got that much money bro just said he was reselling furry costumes
@teal spade hear me out
gambling is "azartuli tamashebi" which translates to .... azartuli games
i have no idea what azartuli means by itself
it's not "luck"
@oblique belfry how does one get more shit to play the client minigame
resell furry costumes
idling
big moneh
or playing matches
maybe thats how you get out of turkey
i think you have some quests where you get some

i thought it's funny that a client minigame has a pass















