╟❓general-offtopic

[oblique belfry]

she hit you with the "freedom"

[blazing maple]

taste the chill of winter on your cheeks

brathe in the glow of the sun

invest in crypto

wait no

[oblique belfry]

NO

[blazing maple]

drink... soda... pop...

[sour rivet]

bit rude innit

[oblique belfry]

oi

[blazing maple]

drink sodie pop

[oblique belfry]

howsdat rude mate

[blazing maple]

u got a liscence for that sodie pop ?

[oblique belfry]

heres me liscence

🪪

-# god save the queen

[sour rivet]

i dont like when she talks down like that

no shit i have free will

[oblique belfry]

its not really talking down tho

just a suggestion i'd say

[blazing maple]

looks good mate carry on

yeah like i don't wanna do co-op stuff for now

I'm giving you confirmation you can do whatever

[sour rivet]

so you DONT want to do fortnite

ha

i got you

[oblique belfry]

this mf

[sour rivet]

suck my dick

[blazing maple]

y'know what

[oblique belfry]

im going to sleep

[blazing maple]

sure

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/879934170518921286.gif?v=1

[blazing maple]

I'm going to sleep too

move over doge

[oblique belfry]

[blazing maple]

I'm hogging the sheets

[sour rivet]

room for one more?

[oblique belfry]

nay my bed is only a 1.25 one

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/man-face-smirk-animation-manfacesmirksmirk-gif-15215167813313431659

[sour rivet]

oh hell no

im going under the bed

[blazing maple]

doge I'm scared

[oblique belfry]

sorry that part is full too

[blazing maple]

there's a monster under the bed

[sour rivet]

uh doge you have a under bed yes?

FUCK

[blazing maple]

:(((

[timber oxide]

[oblique belfry]

im keeping....stuff there

[sour rivet]

oh

thats the body of saddam hussain

[blazing maple]

he's keeping fortnite giftcards under there

[oblique belfry]

SHHHHH

SHUT

YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/peepo-giggle-gif-26415225

[oblique belfry]

there goes my surprise

fak y'all

no fortnite

[sour rivet]

also remember its not just cooping games

[blazing maple]

ya

but I'm solo for now

isolation

silence, quiet

stealth

[oblique belfry]

isolation gud

[sour rivet]

alkien isolation

[timber oxide]

You could, yes

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/raaahhh-jumpscare-alien-xenomorph-scary-gif-5520522117604740860

[sour rivet]

i miss hanging out with my friends in vc for hours at a time

[oblique belfry]

birb we do this modpack yes ?

[slim magnet]

would you could you on a train tablet

[oblique belfry]

birb we suffer with lag yes ?

[sour rivet]

i dont care how much i like you i am NOT doing calamity infernum with your internet!

[oblique belfry]

curse terraria with its peer to peer hosting

[blazing maple]

diablo 2 ressurected is now on xbox gamepass

play that it's peak

[sour rivet]

oh cool

[blazing maple]

but remember

[sour rivet]

i dont really like diablo

[blazing maple]

you get 1 RESPEC per playthrough

[timber oxide]

Actually I have to change my previous statement, I do have ideas but I can't manifest those ideas so I was just doing some practice runs for the past few days

[blazing maple]

so don't waste it

[sour rivet]

oh that sucks!

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

i still dont like diablo

[slim magnet]

uhm actually

[oblique belfry]

practice runs of what

[slim magnet]

they're unlimited

[blazing maple]

1 per playthrough

but you just gotta beat that playthrough to get another

[sour rivet]

you pinned some messages of mine a few days ago...

[blazing maple]

shrimple

[timber oxide]

Yes I did

So that I won't lose them

[sour rivet]

ok but what if i just
play celeste on deadlock instead

[slim magnet]

uhm actually

even if you consider difficulty levels as different playthroughs

hell difficulty still has infinite respecs

[blazing maple]

you could play another xcomlike

[sour rivet]

meh

[slim magnet]

but hell difficulty is when the game sucks the most

[sour rivet]

also i need to change the landlord in my name to somth else

[timber oxide]

But I'm not in the mood for an eldritch horror autistic bird man

[oblique belfry]

way ahead of you

[blazing maple]

oh... and just 1 more thing...

[sour rivet]

why are both of you fortnort

[sour rivet]

whuh

[oblique belfry]

fortnort

[timber oxide]

[blazing maple]

fortnort

[sour rivet]

y'know what sam

[oblique belfry]

drop the pencil

[sour rivet]

I HOPE YOU

[oblique belfry]

NOW

[sour rivet]

have a good day :))

[blazing maple]

gulp

Okay!

[sour rivet]

aAND YOU DOGE

I HOPE

[blazing maple]

Sleep well!

[timber oxide]

You can't make me

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

you have a goo dday

[oblique belfry]

why tha-

🛌

[sour rivet]

sleep?

AND PYRSON.

[blazing maple]

sleep spell 🪄 ✨

[sour rivet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1006341705924087919/1085674750031966218/82E1E16D-1C29-43BF-A5C8-F4A279591EE9.gif

[timber oxide]

Pay me $100 for a reverse commission to stop me from drawing

[oblique belfry]

fuck is a reverse commission

[sour rivet]

hes drawing

but inreverse

[timber oxide]

You commission me to not draw

[oblique belfry]

okay

what

sam

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/bye-goodbye-leave-disappear-gorbgif-gif-23138036

[blazing maple]

Think about it

[blazing maple]

you woke up 2 hour early so you should sleep 2 hours early

:)

[sour rivet]

thats not how it works

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-long-cat-meowscarada-floragato-tontaro-gif-12759242961815163315

[sour rivet]

i have insomnia sam i NEED pills to sleep

[blazing maple]

you

[sour rivet]

and i am very picky of when i take my pills

it needs to be the same time no matter what

otherwise the schedule breaks

and i stop doing it

[oblique belfry]

1 question

[timber oxide]

I can put you to sleep with a baseball bat

[blazing maple]

you'd like edelgard she also has trouble sleeping

[sour rivet]

yeah

shes pretty

[slim magnet]

bro skip the pills don't let your brain lose its ability to make you sleep

[blazing maple]

pretty messed up!

[sour rivet]

i've been taking them for as long as i can remember

[blazing maple]

columbo

[sour rivet]

i never had good natural melatonin

[oblique belfry]

is there like a time section like for example you have to take pills in 7:00 pm but if its like idk 5 min early / late do you still take em

[timber oxide]

But you can only remember 5 minutes

[oblique belfry]

or do you just fuckin go oop its 7:01

time to try again in 24 hours

[sour rivet]

no not exact time

[sour rivet]

i usually take them around 1-1:30am

[sour rivet]

should edit your character and palico on this

[oblique belfry]

use alarms then

[sour rivet]

i do?

[oblique belfry]

whuh

how tf do you miss em then

[sour rivet]

i

dont?

[oblique belfry]

ah okay good

[sour rivet]

wait

[timber oxide]

I don't miss my alarms, I ignore them

[sour rivet]

no i use alarms for waking

[oblique belfry]

you dont use alarms for pills time ?

[sour rivet]

i just have an internal schedule inside me to know when do do stuff

im autistic

[oblique belfry]

🗿

that i can relate as well

[sour rivet]

i mean

[oblique belfry]

-# and my dumbass sometimes forgets too

[sour rivet]

i can sleep without them its just very difficult

[oblique belfry]

if i cant sleep i try a few things

like imagining a black screen

it occasionally works for some reason

staring at the black

[sour rivet]

the one thing im happy that isnt happening anymore is the shit i think of when its very silent

you already know some of the stuff that happened with my mum n shit

[oblique belfry]

oof

[sour rivet]

a lot of.... replaying memories

although a bad thing(?) of no longer thinking of them is i no longer think of the world i made in my head

i quite miss it

i need to traumatize myself again fr fr

[oblique belfry]

well i rarely have problems like that

when i told here about my dad being drunk as hell and me having to talk to him

i was fuming

yet i was still able to sleep

even if it took like few venting attempts

oh

1 more thing i do when i cant sleep

[slim magnet]

what if you just can't sleep like

imagine

[blazing maple]

me and twin @timid hollow

[oblique belfry]

i imagine random scenarios in my head

like im going to a market

and buying some food

[sour rivet]

what

[slim magnet]

imagine being able to go over 24 hours without being able to sleep

[sour rivet]

why does it look like that

[slim magnet]

feeling sleepy somewhat

but not being able to sleep

unless you take something

that knocks you out

[oblique belfry]

i was gonna ask about this actually

[sour rivet]

sam why doesnt it show your achievements

[oblique belfry]

mines are fucked as well

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/kyle-hyde-hotel-dusk-hatsune-miku-vocaloid-best-friends-gif-77951594724893386

[blazing maple]

lmao perfect gif usage

[oblique belfry]

idfk what the fuck is wrong with steam again

[sour rivet]

y'all steams fucking suck

lmao

[oblique belfry]

[slim magnet]

because that's crazy like i've been told so much about the "just breathe" thing as a "last resort" when the usual stuff gets recommended and i say i already do that

[oblique belfry]

focusing on your breathing actually helps

tried it a few times myself

[slim magnet]

bro read up until breathe

[sour rivet]

@blazing maple objective for you ms. courier

[blazing maple]

uh oh

what is it boss

[timber oxide]

Boss!

[sour rivet]

i need you

[blazing maple]

I was gonna do Raul's companion quest for him

[sour rivet]

to go to boulder city

[oblique belfry]

KILL BOSS

[timber oxide]

[sour rivet]

and shoot the memorial

[blazing maple]

awh...

o-okay

[sour rivet]

and play ruiner
KILL BOSS

[oblique belfry]

anyways besides those 2 things what i also do is counting up numbers

[slim magnet]

like now that i'm in a post breakup mordecai from regular show phase when i fall asleep i can slumber for like 14 hours sometimes but when i was active

[sour rivet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAUR0Y3cIyQ

[slim magnet]

like going to uni in the morning

[oblique belfry]

eventually it gets hazzy and you fall asleep

[slim magnet]

then going to the gym

[oblique belfry]

[slim magnet]

walking all day

still needing the pills

[timber oxide]

Courier, I need you to deliver this hellbomb shaped package to Cyberstan

[sour rivet]

i mean i had another objective if you rather that

[slim magnet]

if i didn't take the pills i would fall asleep at like 4am

wake up at 7am

[sour rivet]

i miss this game man

[slim magnet]

no issue and no sleepy feeling but still deteriorating

[sour rivet]

i played it on gamepass back in 2017

wait

[oblique belfry]

my brother-in-law gifted me this game

[sour rivet]

y'all already did play ruiner

[oblique belfry]

i was like eh sure ill give it a go

[slim magnet]

no caffeine, no stress, no overeating, no overstimulation, blah blah blah the works

[oblique belfry]

it was fun

[sour rivet]

theres a lady in my head who calls me puppy

[timber oxide]

I only feel sleepy when I wake up

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTgQSUrOPq0

[sour rivet]

i lose fatique rather quickly when i wake up

[oblique belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/h2di-rain-sitting-in-the-rain-gif-3774267846171021835

[sour rivet]

be the employee your boss wants you to be

[oblique belfry]

i do a sudden action to wake myself up

if im sleepy

[timber oxide]

I don't feel sleepy when I go to sleep, I just do it because it's already too late

[oblique belfry]

like holding my breath then inhaling all of a sudden

[timber oxide]

I could 100% stay awake for another day or at least half of it

[oblique belfry]

it really perks you up

[sour rivet]

i used to stay up reading webcomics

i kinda wish i still did that

since i have a BIG backlog

fuckin

[oblique belfry]

the only reading material i got is a mf english dictionary

[sour rivet]

can spend hours scrolling reddit and twitter

[blazing maple]

:)

[sour rivet]

killmrhousekillmrhouse

alkso damn you game starts up fast

[blazing maple]

done it

[sour rivet]

wheres the dude

[blazing maple]

gone

think he left with the other ncr

[sour rivet]

oh

[blazing maple]

since the hostage sitatuion is over

[slim magnet]

labs kit

[sour rivet]

also first time im seeing you use your actual name for your character

high level

[oblique belfry]

https://klipy.com/gifs/fallout-new-vegas-17

[sour rivet]

:))

[oblique belfry]

damn wtf am i doing its 7:41am 👀

whoops

[oblique belfry]

gotta go

🏃‍♂️ 💨

🛌

[oblique belfry]

EUG

WAT NOE

[sour rivet]

woah a command menu?

also lmao

i dont think i ever had raul as a follower

[sour rivet]

FALL.

[oblique belfry]

BUT I WAS ALREADY ABO-

🛌

[sour rivet]

🧤

job well done

"i should watch a heist/in space with markiplier again"
youtube not even 40 mins later

[nocturne salmon]

oh no

its unnatural corpse again

[blazing maple]

I'm learning his backstory and getting sad, he was ||burned in a house fire||

[sour rivet]

:((

https://tenor.com/view/oh-the-misery-oh-the-misery-everybody-wants-to-be-my-enemy-gif-25368312

[halcyon fossil]

john repair

[blazing maple]

HELL YEAH BROTHER

[sour rivet]

HAT

why do you always have him under this lighting

[blazing maple]

my helmet light

it's dark otherwise

[sour rivet]

you keep making him intimidating

its scary!!

[blazing maple]

I've made him a hero

[sour rivet]

put him under a sunrise

[green granite]

FUCKING LEAGUE PLAYER BROOO

HNNNNNG

FUCKING LEAGUE PLAYERS

AGHHHHHH

I got temporarily hijacked by DOTA players

Dont mind me

[slim magnet]

||god the headbutt at the end||

chat are there any hacks to grow hair out faster or is it all broscience

[somber void]

yes
a proper diet

[slim magnet]

i mean i know about that my hair does grow fast

[green granite]

My hair grow fast af

[somber void]

and not washing your hair every single day because it strips your oils and makes your follicles say "urghhh im dyinggg"

[green granite]

And I want it to slow down

[slim magnet]

yeah also that

i want it to grow faster still

[green granite]

I have to cut hair every 2 weeks

[slim magnet]

like rapunzel shit

[green granite]

And Im tired of losing 10 dollars every 2 week

[slim magnet]

dude if i liked wearing short hair then yeah i'd also be cutting it every 2 weeks

[somber void]

protein rich

your hair says mmmm protein

[slim magnet]

maybe i should eat an extra egg

[somber void]

every single part of you is made majorly of: fat, water, and protein

if you want to grow muscle, if you want to put on weight, if you want to do anything growth related really

surplus of those = success

[slim magnet]

that's crazy i guess i'm going bald then because i want to go down to 60kg

[somber void]

well you're not gonna go bald unless you like
actually have so little protein that you're dying
or are already dead
even then, your hair doesn't decay so you will still have your hair on your skeleton

it's just that your hair will grow faster if you have surplus of protein

[halcyon fossil]

your hair will grow at a normal speed with a normal amount of protein, adding more than a healthy amount will not make it grow faster

[slim magnet]

protein scared me once but then i realized i overreacted like crazy to it

[somber void]

it will but it won't be like an overnight inch of hair
an extra inch every 2 months

[cunning bronze]

acquired

[halcyon fossil]

i have to see your source

[sour rivet]

slay queen

[somber void]

one moment

[sick trail]

Enough calcium to trigger a poisoning (just eat cheese or smth)

[slim magnet]

extra inch every 2 months seems like idk saying

idk

[somber void]

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC8647708/

[sour rivet]

[slim magnet]

like my pixie cut is already gone and i'm already at a point where i can ask about a wolf cut again

[sick trail]

Like dude, it's all specialised skin cells and sulfur

[slim magnet]

and i got my hair cut a month ago

[somber void]

Because hair shaft is composed almost entirely of protein, namely, keratin, the protein component of diet is critical for the production of normal healthy hair. The rate of mitosis is sensitive to the calorific value of the diet, provided mainly by carbohydrates. Finally, a sufficient supply of vitamins and trace metals is essential for the biosynthetic and energetic metabolism of the follicle.

[sour rivet]

i fear your use of comma's and whatever the fuck you did with the underline

[somber void]

I assume "rate of mitosis is sensitive to the calorific value of the diet" is a direct "your hair grows faster from consuming more material"

[somber void]

that's a direct copy and paste from the website

[sour rivet]

i am met with betrayal and disappointment

[slim magnet]

what's wrong with the commas tho they're properly used

[halcyon fossil]

there should be a check for if you've actually read the nimh article before posting

[sour rivet]

not here

i fear the man that actually uses punctuation in a discord

[somber void]

well I didn't, I'll admit, but I did do a general search (minus ai) before answering

and skimmed the descriptions of websites

[slim magnet]

i do skip some commas in discord but i used them a lot

[halcyon fossil]

1, this isn't a peer reviewed study
2. this doesn't mention protein excess = more hair growth anywhere

[slim magnet]

i don't add a period at the end of posts tho, because in an informal setting adding a period is fucking CRINGE dude like

[sour rivet]

if im being honest i forget when and where to put them all the time

[somber void]

periods make you seem too serious

[slim magnet]

seeing a period at the end of a post makes me think of the dean norris meme

the half where he's dead serious

that's the tone i'm getting and it's the funniest and cringiest thing ever

i don't care
vs
i don't care.

[halcyon fossil]

wildcard i don't care?

[somber void]

reminds me of those videos where it's talking about "only readers know the difference" and it's like

"i don't care"
"i don't care"
"i don't care"
"i don't care"

[cunning bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-ascending-gif-12224952850809471339

[versed eagle]

Finally, i can play with my beloveds in the digital realm

[halcyon fossil]

saiga fan

[versed eagle]

Luv me saiga. Was a bitch getting all the parts for the conversion

Wish we could add the polish beryls to the game.

[slim magnet]

to what game

[sour rivet]

[versed eagle]

Yes. Lmao, but gamma in this case

[slim magnet]

but WHAT in this case?

[sour rivet]

[halcyon fossil]

she stalker on my anomaly till i gamma

[slim magnet]

stalker guy was like an anomaly dude i had to see him with gamma rays

[versed eagle]

The polish beryls.

Luv me mini beryl. The polish make a great krink

[sour rivet]

are those ponies on your mag

[versed eagle]

Yes.

[halcyon fossil]

nice

[sour rivet]

i think you should add more idk

put derpy

[versed eagle]

Im outa stickers

Well, good ones

[slim magnet]

hasbro fucking killed off derpy

[sour rivet]

SHES IS ALIVE TO ME!

[somber void]

the colored coat reduces recoil

[versed eagle]

My 556 rpk mag in question

[slim magnet]

it's rare to see someone like starlight glimmer like people more often than not hate her guts

[versed eagle]

Eh she got redeemed i suppose

[somber void]

last time I watched mlp was like 10 years ago

I don't remember anything

[versed eagle]

Frankly i just matched purple pone w purple mag

[somber void]

the mag is purple?

[slim magnet]

it's a really really really faint purple if you look at the highlights

[versed eagle]

Tantal and beryl btw. The polish AK derivatives

[versed eagle]

Lemme get a better pic

[somber void]

I'm a man so I'm just colorblind

[slim magnet]

me too

and me too on the second one

[sour rivet]

i thougt you were a cougar

[slim magnet]

but i can pick out some colors

just give me the hsv sliders and i suddenly am no longer colorblind

[somber void]

shit

I've been found out

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/look-what-you-fucking-did-fuck-you-asshole-gif-678221814522014649

[slim magnet]

will estrogen make me see colors again

[sour rivet]

yes

[versed eagle]

Its supposed to be a shade of plum but it has nothing on real plum

[slim magnet]

that's crazy i'm getting into it tomorrow first thing in the morning

[sour rivet]

and colors you never thought existed

hell yeah

[somber void]

hmm

I should fein on testosterone and see if I get 1900s filter on my eyesight

[slim magnet]

i can finally paint a drawing in traditional media without making a blonde lady GREEN haired

this shit has happened so many times to me when people asked me to show them my sketchbooks

[somber void]

hmmm show me your sketchbooks

[slim magnet]

bro the clothes should be navy blue not deep purple (not the band)

[slim magnet]

bro the hair is blonde not lime green

[somber void]

who says the hair can't be geen

little bit of lime zest

[sour rivet]

team fortress told me to never trust a lime green man

[slim magnet]

because my artstyle is inspired by 90s anime so the hair is fluffy and often a defining part of a character's silhouette

so it's the first thing to stand out if i got the color wrong

i've gotten dark red clothes wrong and painted them brown but still people notice the hair being wrong first

[sick trail]

Fixable

[versed eagle]

Luv i can start off with er. Tho ngl irl i really wish she took 9x19 instead of 32. Shits expensive

[somber void]

lime green hair immediately made me think of this girl from the amazing world of gumball

[slim magnet]

inb4 how does bro know this
i ended up getting colored pencils with the color names etched on the side

[slim magnet]

dude i love this character so much

[somber void]

pessimist

[slim magnet]

even if she's just in like one singular episode

[sick trail]

Man #🚽сральня🚽 message

[somber void]

why did you link us to this

[slim magnet]

this is the most insane gif i've ever seen

[somber void]

i could have gone without seeing this

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/aga-gif-22417045

[somber void]

https://tenor.com/view/is-this-peak-gif-11323509234146738166

[slim magnet]

if i want to be a millionaire i must be a mercenary (not the faction)

is this what i need to do to succeed as an artist

[somber void]

you may not like the answer to the question of "how can I succeed as an artist?"

[sick trail]

No no, you must have rich parents and they must have rich friends that will invest in your start-up

[halcyon fossil]

[versed eagle]

Now for the fun part

Changing settings so i have a frame rate above 30

[slim magnet]

in what game

[pliant meteor]

Huh R6 Siege × Metal Gear collab

[versed eagle]

Gama ofc

[pliant meteor]

Go back to newbies chat

[uneven sapphire]

The Olympic village did it again

[versed eagle]

My gpu was $220 in 2018, half of gaming is fucking with settings anymore lmao

[uneven sapphire]

They ran out of condom in 3 days

[somber void]

whar

[uneven sapphire]

Ywag

The olimpics are just orgy parties with sport after

🫩

[somber void]

LOL I had no idea about this

[pliant meteor]

[slim magnet]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@versed eagle

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[uneven sapphire]

10k condoms in 3 days

[halcyon fossil]

weird flex

[uneven sapphire]

What

[slim magnet]

me when i come to yo moms town

gottim 😎

[uneven sapphire]

Tbh I don’t blame them

[somber void]

ten thousand busts in 72 hours are we fr

the gooning is shameful

[uneven sapphire]

Look at the sled teams

[sour rivet]

@blazing maple im always doin shit

[slim magnet]

the vtuber sphere taught me that "self help book" apparently refers to the funny book by them alt right 4chinz

and i'm supposed to believe the concept of a dogwhistle is real?

this shit reminds me of when people were trying to say the ok hand gesture meant white power

[somber void]

i understood nothing you just said

[slim magnet]

like what the fuck is that

[somber void]

nvm im a dumbass

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1254669393955258399/1470604642445561866/17706898645646251871971354176846.gif

[slim magnet]

vtuber said mildly offensive thing, went on a small hiatus, came back and mentioned a "self help book" in passing and people are going insane over it because it totally is hitler's book

[uneven sapphire]

[somber void]

yes, because people take breaks to read the mein kampf

[uneven sapphire]

Who was it

[somber void]

specifically

[uneven sapphire]

Pippa?

[slim magnet]

jelly

[uneven sapphire]

Who

[slim magnet]

pippa walked back the grift

[sour rivet]

Just ate a dremora

[uneven sapphire]

[slim magnet]

another phase girl

[somber void]

I don't know this ball game

[sour rivet]

I do not recommend eating dremora

[uneven sapphire]

Looked it up

The avatar tells me everything

😭

[slim magnet]

but like yeah she was stupid on twitter but where the fuck is the connection between self help and that one book like what the fuck

[uneven sapphire]

2nd Elfinpsyop

[slim magnet]

predates elfin by a couple of years

[halcyon fossil]

a vtuber without grift is like an angel without wings

[uneven sapphire]

Tbh elfin was kinda funny at one point

Then it was like uh

Ts corny af

[slim magnet]

i don't even like jelly and yeah what she said was retarded but come the fuck on

literally everything is a dogwhistle nowadays

everything is in reality double speak to encode bigoted agendas

what the fuck is that

touch grass

[somber void]

first thing I see is loli vtuber model and my heart shatters

please normal vtuber model please

I don't watch vtubers or any streamers for that matter but please

[sour rivet]

chibidoki

kahbaal

pumpkinpotion

[halcyon fossil]

pumpkinpotion mentioned

[somber void]

oh I've seen pumpkin potion

absolute peak

[sour rivet]

bro knows ball

[somber void]

only vtuber I stuck around to watch for a little while

becuase of the cool style

[sour rivet]

froggyloch

[halcyon fossil]

i don't watch that many vtubers

[somber void]

I don't watch any.

[verbal lodge]

Chibidoki mentioned

[slim magnet]

add a period to that post and it totally changes the tone

[sour rivet]

special mention to my goat mint fantome

[somber void]

done

[slim magnet]

see

you just can't not read that and picture angry dean norris

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-herrscher-of-sentience-senti-oomfies-oomf-gif-4820546961682263655

[halcyon fossil]

oh that's who dean norris is

[slim magnet]

unrelated but you know i was thinking about the age verification thing and do people actually think it's going to make a difference

if not make it worse

[somber void]

in what way

[slim magnet]

like nsfw channels will remove the tag to not force people to do the age verification thing

[somber void]

yea

[slim magnet]

and the only people that would do the age verifiaction thing and send their id and photos to discord are actual teens

[somber void]

say it with me guys
it's not about protecting the children
it's about mass surveillance

[terse rock]

Wont discord use their AI CCP bot to shut them down then

[slim magnet]

and dms being set to requests by default, well that's an actual improvement, but still doesn't stop anything

[somber void]

if it was about protecting the children, discord wouldn't have banned ruben sim's bot

you know, that bans pedos

[slim magnet]

it always has been about this shit's just known

[somber void]

from roblox servers?

[sour rivet]

my ass be a mage and yet i got 3 blades on me

[terse rock]

And also everyone is always "discord doesnt do enough to protect kids against groomers" but when discord tries anything its just "government surveillance" like you cant eat your cake and have it too

[slim magnet]

it's just an easy avenue to pressure people into complying

[real aspen]

I cringe anytime I see this said

[sour rivet]

predators are an opportunity

[slim magnet]

because if you don't comply with protecting the children then you're the objectively bad person

[real aspen]

That's old news

Stop trying to make it sound like a grand revelation of harrowing truth

[slim magnet]

but people saw right through the age verification via id one

[somber void]

wow thanks man I was REALLY expecting a medal for saying that

[terse rock]

How is discord supposed to protect minors without knowing who is a minor, the only way would be to remove all 18+ content, which they could also only do if they read all your chats

[real aspen]

How about not protect them

[slim magnet]

like back when mamamax still had credibility and wasn't insane if you criticized him in any way you were a pedo sympathizer

[somber void]

by not banning a bot that was dedicated to banning pedos

[real aspen]

That's parent's job

[slim magnet]

parenting

[sour rivet]

IM NEVER DRINKING SKOOMA AGAIN.

[slim magnet]

crazy i know

[terse rock]

Ah yes the helicopter parent who knows what everything their child online does because 15 year old kids are known for not being sneaky and disclosing everything to their parents

[slim magnet]

but that's the thing i think the change will only exacerbate the issue

[halcyon sedge]

4h of sleep barely starting my shift theres already 8 people standing next to me asking for smth 😭

[sour rivet]

@blazing maple and you as well @chrome ginkgo what the FUCK

skooma is not good

[halcyon fossil]

get off your phone and start serving, wagie /s

[terse rock]

Just put the fries in the bag bro

[somber void]

it's easy to shove off the issue to "bad parenting" but then again it's impossible for parents to know everything their child does all the time
and insidious people do things specifically to circumvent monitoring from parents, which is the part that the services themselves should be working on stopping

[terse rock]

Parents can never know what their kids do online, its literally impossible, even more so when both parents work

[somber void]

yes parenting is 80% of all protection but it's not too much to ask for another 10% at least from the services themselves

[slim magnet]

not raising kids on ipads and internet access is one thing

[somber void]

!true

[solid sundial]

⠀

[verbal lodge]

I mean, educating kids on the issue is a start

[slim magnet]

growing up, both of my parents worked all day, i did have a computer and internet access, we did not have a parental lock on it, they still knew what i was up to

[terse rock]

Ipad kids ARE bad parenting but keeping your child offline till 18 is unfeasible

[real aspen]

Also when did we start acting like like a 15yo seeing nsfw is going to badly affect them?

Teens are VILE

Only thing that needs policing is actual illegal stuff

[slim magnet]

i mean yeah

[terse rock]

Its not that its groomers in 18+dating servers

[somber void]

it'd be unwise to raise a child separated from all internet access in an increasingly digitally advancing society

[slim magnet]

the thing with it being in online chatrooms is exposure to potential groomers

[versed eagle]

Most predator coded thing ive read in a minute

[terse rock]

[somber void]

I would be computer illiterate if not raised with technology

[real aspen]

You mean you didn't look up naked boobs when you were a teen?

[terse rock]

Tech is required in all jobs

[somber void]

but there are a lot of things I should never have been exposed to that could have been countered by moderation on places like roblox

long before I even had discord

[verbal lodge]

Also while we're on this topic
I gotta say

[slim magnet]

if you want to read it that way then it's on you but hormones do crazy shit at that age

[versed eagle]

I was exposed to porn long before i was a teen, doesnt mean other kids should deal w the same shit

[verbal lodge]

shutting down roblox would be good for everyone unironically lul

[somber void]

but it will, porn addiction is a plague

[halcyon fossil]

have an age ceiling implemented to roblox

when you turn 18 you lose access

[verbal lodge]

regardless the ID thing is dumb and yeah its not the solution

[versed eagle]

Took me over a decade to get over it

[somber void]

I still suffer

[terse rock]

This would need age verification but I think you could have separate kid lobbies and adult ones

[versed eagle]

Took God and wanting to change for my then girlfriend to get me past it

[somber void]

I really need to repair my relationship with God

real talk

[versed eagle]

None of us are where we need to be

[somber void]

I've been chasing wealth a bit too much

[slim magnet]

this is the most insane topic pivot i've ever fucking seen in my entire life bar none

[halcyon fossil]

yooo real god fearing chatters

[slim magnet]

that is actually crazy

[terse rock]

I think bro means hes been going to work 💀

[versed eagle]

Him n my girl have been working on my greed no cap

[somber void]

no I mean I've been prioritizing work over going to church and making time for the more tender things of life

[versed eagle]

Been learning generosity

[real aspen]

This is why we hate graynames

[slim magnet]

how does one only learn about generosity after becoming an adult

what is that

[versed eagle]

We all need a reason to change

[somber void]

You gotta capitalize the G

[slim magnet]

idubbz unlocking empathy at 32

type shit

[halcyon fossil]

الله

[versed eagle]

There's a difference between knowing about something and living it

[somber void]

!true

[solid sundial]

⠀

[real aspen]

Living generously is very expensive

[halcyon fossil]

you don't need money to be generous

help is free

[somber void]

"living generously" doesn't mean donating 10k to a charity

a hug is free

[slim magnet]

yeah you don't but like still insane to me that generosity is unlocked knowledge

[versed eagle]

To live generously just means giving what you can when you can without feeling bitter about it or being forced

[somber void]

he means he's learning "how/ways to be generous", not learning "generosity"

[slim magnet]

did you actually not do that until later on in life

honest question

bro's guilty of being tight

[somber void]

do you not believe somebody can be a bitter miser for most of their life?

[versed eagle]

Saints are made, not born. Hell half the saints of the bible were peices of shit till God changed their lives

[slim magnet]

honestly yeah kinda hard to believe, especially if overplayed to this extent

[somber void]

overplayed?

whar

[slim magnet]

bro says it as if it's arcane knowledge that turned his life around

implying he was the polar opposite before

[halcyon fossil]

you don't need god to be a better person

[somber void]

I didn't get that from it

[versed eagle]

Aint half the point of religion changing your life for the better?

[somber void]

It's probably that he went from a 0 to 10
not -10 to 10

[quiet abyss]

@blazing jackal you wanna join me fighting on cyberstan?

[slim magnet]

whatever it takes to make people feel safer and better

[somber void]

did you feel compelled to say this? I don't think this was mentioned

[real aspen]

It was

[slim magnet]

it was

[somber void]

where im blind

[versed eagle]

I wasnt kicking kindergarteners for their candy, moreso i never felt the urge to give anyone anything unless it was for something else

[slim magnet]

.

also before but you know

that's the closest one

look i have no issue with religion

[halcyon fossil]

i'm not trying to attack religion or anything, if that's how you learn that's how you learn

[slim magnet]

but i think empathy and generosity are things you should be taught about as a child

[real aspen]

My issue is that my cult didn't take hold

[somber void]

I never meant to make it seem like I was getting defensive

I just got confused on why you said "need" as if it's impossible without God

as if somebody said that

[vital venture]

I thought you didnt like HD2

[slim magnet]

somebody did

[real aspen]

This chat sucks

I feel like azu

[halcyon fossil]

sabzu

[slim magnet]

yuh

[vital venture]

Someone exile this man to brainfart

[slim magnet]

can we go back to !topic-ing the saiga guy

[somber void]

well it doesn't say, "you can't change without God", it just says, "God changed these people", no?

[proven tundra]

I shouldn't have opened my phone at 0230

Chat has descended into weirdo hours

[versed eagle]

They say nothing good happens after 2am

[proven tundra]

[quiet abyss]

shutchup sleepy man

[slim magnet]

bro the pivot was unbelievable

[quiet abyss]

also i like SNEAKING in helldivers 2

its the only way i truly enjoy

the rest can be fun

but its usually stale without friends

[slim magnet]

i started talking about the discord id thing and it pivoted violently into church talk

out of nowhere

[halcyon fossil]

it was jarring

[vital venture]

This man is feeling solid

[proven tundra]

[vital venture]

https://tenor.com/view/snake-metal-gear-solid-invisible-gif-8534994063110042325

[somber void]

God forbid we talk about God

[proven tundra]

Which one tho

[slim magnet]

you could say the topic was gibbed

not killed

not swept aside

gibbed

[vital venture]

Ball

[halcyon fossil]

jibbed

[proven tundra]

Mars?

[halcyon fossil]

i'm thinking Hera

[slim magnet]

that's a planet

[slim magnet]

that's a uhhhhhhh

uhmmmmmmmmm

uhhhhh

[proven tundra]

Mars is the god of war dammit

[slim magnet]

nuh uhthat's kratos

[proven tundra]

The planet came after

[granite oasis]

where do yall think is worse to survive in, the Mojave or the Zone?

[slim magnet]

the mojave or WHAT

[somber void]

there's a PHANTOM in PAIN over there...

[halcyon fossil]

mods explode this chatter's balls

[vital venture]

0days offtopic turns into topic chat

[left mantle]

what fucking pivot did I just scroll past when I looked in here

[vital venture]

Idk

I just came in here tbh

[proven tundra]

[granite oasis]

i was just curious man

[halcyon fossil]

#general-godtopic

[somber void]

1. discord id bad
2. God-fearing
3. solid snake and the mojave

[terse rock]

Chat is god real

[left mantle]

No.

Maybe.

Yes.

[proven tundra]

Again
Which one

[somber void]

Yes.

[left mantle]

The answer is whatever you want it to be

[slim magnet]

you said it in the wrong order

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/air-swim-cat-gif-25752697

[left mantle]

That's what faith is.

[vital venture]

Instead of death battle we got god battle, I got my money on Mars in his fight vs Ares

[halcyon fossil]

god is an idea, faith creates a god and not the other way around

[versed eagle]

Im trying to sneak past the deathclaws but the jingle jangle jingle of my spurs keeps alerting them

[somber void]

I beg to differ

[left mantle]

I said it in the order I said it.

[slim magnet]

ares boutta show what a real monster looks like to a planet

[real aspen]

God is me

I once made it start raining

[slim magnet]

but i can't follow it up with i don't know can you repeat the question

you ruined the lyrics

[real aspen]

Totally wasn't a coincidence

[slim magnet]

fuck you

[left mantle]

I don't know your lyrics

nor do I care.

[slim magnet]

dude

dude see how the period changes the tone completely

i was just talking about that

[left mantle]

I hope my tone was as exact as I wanted it.

[somber void]

honestly he sounds pretty masculine with the periods I dig it

[proven tundra]

Okay enough insomnia
Good luck with your weirdo chat

[halcyon fossil]

the fucking period hyperfixation is sending me

[vital venture]

These Segways upon segways make me feel more confused then watching xavier:fallen angel

[sour rivet]

fuggs goin on here

[slim magnet]

i mean how can i not notice it like gahdaym brother

[left mantle]

So we have an issue with proper punctuation now?

Crazy.

[real aspen]

@sour rivet whitenames

[somber void]

where did talking about God = weird come from
why so apprehensive

[slim magnet]

that's crazy
vs
crazy.

[real aspen]

Explode

[vital venture]

Gn

[halcyon fossil]

don't proselytize

[versed eagle]

Makes people uncomfortable, thus is taken as weird

[left mantle]

Funny how the additional word actually does more for the tone than the period.

[real aspen]

Why would it make anyone uncomfortable

The fuck

[sour rivet]

i dont even thinkg ratdad was specifically calling god weird

[somber void]

I'm not proselyting

[real aspen]

Also that

[somber void]

I didn't say that either, I said "talking about"

[vital venture]

Idea of shitting on someone's beliefs I believe

[left mantle]

Also I haven't seen the word proselytize in a hot minute.

[vital venture]

Idk im not religious so its a guess

[halcyon fossil]

yw

[real aspen]

Beliefs are made to be challenged buh

That's the point

[chrome ginkgo]

Junkie

[somber void]

I agree

[sour rivet]

skyrim on skooma is a dreaded mod

[versed eagle]

Ngl till i saw the human horse mod i thought this was eso lmao

[halcyon fossil]

https://youtu.be/08I4UCKsA8E

[sour rivet]

oh sorenova how i miss thee

[slim magnet]

htank you chat for posting skyrim and changing the topic

[left mantle]

I see you've been talking to that skooma addict again.

[vital venture]

Skooma isnt an addiction its a way of life

[versed eagle]

This message brought to you by the eastern empire tradinf company

[left mantle]

Sheathe those claws khajiit.

[vital venture]

Plus I could quit skooma whenever I want

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-skyrim-gif-12158785412394332359

[vital venture]

[somber void]

tradinf

[vital venture]

For all of your skooma I got this

[somber void]

[vital venture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1029824156289732649/1471773223736836223/image0.gif

[left mantle]

Lego Yoda death sound

[versed eagle]

Hard typing with claws ok

[chrome ginkgo]

[sour rivet]

i can hear it

[vital venture]

https://tenor.com/view/yoda-star-wars-gif-24553897

[somber void]

trim them

[somber void]

oh, what a coincidence after the topic of God in offtopic...

[vital venture]

Weird way to spell skooma

[somber void]

it must be revelation huh

[versed eagle]

From my cold dead hands nord scum!

[somber void]

[left mantle]

When you have a hammer everything is a nail.

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/psychopomp-hammer-bonk-gif-9085364055219331700

[chrome ginkgo]

IM NOT PLAYING GAMES PUT THE SKOOMA DOWN

Drugs are bad

[sour rivet]

MAKE ME FATASS AHAHAHAHA (trips and drowns in 2 inch water)

[vital venture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1287272052780306533/1300581771926175805/togif.gif

[chrome ginkgo]

Soon my collection will be complete

[vital venture]

https://tenor.com/view/fall-falling-fallen-kingdom-fallen-kingdom-gif-6774652182841014167

[chrome ginkgo]

I just need to go do Vault 87

[somber void]

vault.. 67

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1218928967470546996/1447382452401213532/attachment_1.gif

[left mantle]

Kill yourself.

[halcyon fossil]

[chrome ginkgo]

You need to die

[somber void]

tuff!

[chrome ginkgo]

There's something wrong here, I can smell it

[somber void]

what you're smelling is the 17 lbs of dookieshmear on the signs and hut next to you

[versed eagle]

Looks like brail

[left mantle]

Or y'know the paint chipping.

[halcyon fossil]

that's not...shit

[somber void]

100% is

[left mantle]

Figured you'd never seen wood.

[somber void]

what does this mean

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-i-show-speed-ishowspeed-early-stream-ishowspeed-angry-ishowspeed-mad-gif-5219939373249069265

[halcyon fossil]

going outside and seeing the shit spires

https://giphy.com/gifs/pbsdigitalstudios-california-trees-redwoods-j3bZjiCCJrF6YzyFRm

[left mantle]

The shit mountain ranges.

[quiet abyss]

I AM SO FUCKING SOLID

yeah no im sneaking

these dumb fuck cyborgs dont know whats goin on

[vital venture]

Late reply no longer funny

[left mantle]

Nah. You're liquid now.

[vital venture]

[quiet abyss]

shut up retard

[left mantle]

Your reply was so late you melted.

[quiet abyss]

i was playing the game

i dont see YOU playing helldivers 2

@vital venture

[somber void]

I don't like people who talk like this in text

[quiet abyss]

you fucking clown

[vital venture]

And I replied to you immediately

[quiet abyss]

goober please

just get on or shut up

mister insomnia

[vital venture]

No I go bed

[sick trail]

Making fun of speech impediment subtitles? Kill him

[vital venture]

Have to be up in 8 hour

[somber void]

YES! I AM!

https://giphy.com/gifs/yes-i-jjba-BogKLYRFnrXt4FMpLw

[left mantle]

Sthpeech impediment isth no joke.

[quiet abyss]

ah yes allow me to stay up late

then need to sleep for something in 8 hours

when i sleep for 12 hours

smart

[halcyon fossil]

avdol wouldn't make fun of someone for a speech impediment

[left mantle]

...You sleep 12 hours?

[vital venture]

Sleeping for 12 hour unhealthy

[vital venture]

Prob have a sleep apnea, need a sleep test badly

[somber void]

Am I Avdol?

NO! I'M NOT!

[vital venture]

Also however havent seen my primary care doctor for a checkup in 6 years

Prob bigger issues

[left mantle]

You should probably do that if you can.

[real aspen]

ya'll have primary carry doctors?

god georgia is a shithole

we just go when we're sick

[vital venture]

I was told I would be dead before 14 so I definitely got one tbf

[real aspen]

checkups are for the rich

[left mantle]

I fuckin' better with this insurance.

[vital venture]

I should but my dumbass wont like always

[somber void]

one of the only things I dislike about my capitalist country is that checkups are 70 bucks

if not annual (covered by insurance)

just that barrier itself stops me and quite a lot of others from checking on things they're worried about

the one thing I'd make free

[green granite]

@quiet abyss https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mMCdzGKENbs

[real aspen]

https://klipy.com/gifs/caca-rats-poopshitters

cuppie

[somber void]

am i the only one who avoids/doesn't like the "webcomic dubs" on youtube and goes to read the actual webcomic itself because it doesn't feel like you're supporting the creator otherwise

[halcyon fossil]

why not both

[somber void]

because if I do the youtube version it absolutely floods my recommended and it takes weeks to recover it even if I use "not interested"

that too

[real aspen]

i dont like the dubs because they go way too fucking slow

...that and im deaf so???

[somber void]

garn47
it's GRAWSOME!

[slim magnet]

i don't like going to doctors because like bro i have to die from something

[real aspen]

[slim magnet]

no not in that way

[shrewd gull]

True

[slim magnet]

also not in a retarded way of being antivax and the likes

[somber void]

it's like those people who read out books for kids at libraries except this time it's not kids it's youtube doomwatchers

[slim magnet]

just go there when it's like actually bad

[real aspen]

i'd never insult you like that

[halcyon fossil]

medical care expensive, it's a last resort

[shrewd gull]

It's free

[slim magnet]

yyyyyyyyyeeeeah dude that's the thing

[slim magnet]

not everywhere in the world

[halcyon fossil]

for whom

[shrewd gull]

For normal people

[halcyon fossil]

i'm unfortunately american

[slim magnet]

then i guess i'm not normal

and i'm not gringo

[real aspen]

also not free here

i mean

mostly free

but wait times are pretty bad and you dont get much time with docs

[shrewd gull]

Yeah you're Georgian that's normal

[slim magnet]

ye there are free options here

but that option also has a minimum of 9 years of waiting in line

[real aspen]

they're like "yeah ok you're not dying, get outta here"

[slim magnet]

also that

[somber void]

free healthcare sounds great until you bear the curse of having to wait for it

[shrewd gull]

I mean, you also need to wait here, but as the seriousness rises, wait time decreases

[somber void]

or not getting quality care

[slim magnet]

hantavirus manifests itself as a kinda bad cold