╟❓general-offtopic

[copper vapor]

don't care

food purists can go suck a fat wad

[nocturne salmon]

hotdogs is ass tho

[pastel wave]

I GOT FUCKING KEY LIME PIE

[sour rivet]

"food purists" mf this shit TERRIFYING to look at

[oblique belfry]

imagine trying to fake friendly

and still failing to betray

[nocturne salmon]

if you eat hotdog ur disgusting

[sour rivet]

i eat hotdog

[copper vapor]

I still don't care all that matters is if it tastes good

[sour rivet]

whatchu gonna do about it

[sour rivet]

i mean

[zealous depot]

dies of cringe

[sour rivet]

yeah true

[zealous depot]

fucking max payne dodges

[sour rivet]

i prefer shredded cheese

[oblique belfry]

its a good clip tho

isnt it

[zealous depot]

but

regardless

[oblique belfry]

also to those that is saying "building in that game is a 100% requirement" is a doodoo head

you still require goddamn aiming skills

[zealous depot]

tbf

it is kinda hard to beat someone that gets hurt by a pebble and then starts building elon musks house

[oblique belfry]

its pure skill issue

[oblique belfry]

i never build on a map that has building enabled

and still do just fine

[sour rivet]

i dont like the building skill needed in battle royale

i miss my forts from save the world

[oblique belfry]

same

i noticed that i played so much zero build since it came out that i forgot to speed edit builds

[left mantle]

Of course you're doing fine, people are brain dead. ONE MF IS NAMED COCOMELON

[oblique belfry]

thankfully still can cover my ass in a box tho

[sour rivet]

epiiiiic let me transfer my founders pack to pccc

[oblique belfry]

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/ni-hao-nihao-nihao-fine-shyt-ni-hao-fine-shyt-cosmic-princess-kaguya-gif-12262399347778919181

gm

[oblique belfry]

ni hao

[sour rivet]

how was the dead sleep

[blazing maple]

really good

[sour rivet]

yay!

[blazing maple]

I imagined I was in a battle roayl type scenario and just kept obliterating people

[oblique belfry]

that time i did a fucking hydrogen bomb in tft

[sour rivet]

i woke up 2 hours before my alarm

[copper vapor]

hey what the fuck is wrong with cocomelon

[hexed stag]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/774808254546313221/1125621543523848262/image0.gif

[sour rivet]

we used to watch ADVENTURE TIME and SPONGEBOB when growing up

[oblique belfry]

the funny thing is me and my friend knew i would lose

[oblique belfry]

because we fought before

so i was fine with 2nd place

then i pull this move and we lose our shit in vc

it was peam

[sour rivet]

bro what the fuck is this mix

[oblique belfry]

hory sheet

[sour rivet]

we love random ass genres

oh tboi and mc12 ost is in here as well

[oblique belfry]

[left mantle]

Oh they announced whats staying after keepers

[sour rivet]

dude i swear i thought gwyn was gonna appear from the door

i saw that fucking video so much

[oblique belfry]

im sorry

im going through my clips folder again

[sour rivet]

no no im not yelling at youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

wonder what clips i have

i know i got some halo ones i havent shared yet

[left mantle]

So all breach types will remain, you'll be able to select which ones actually are in your map using atlas tree, the genesis tree will stay, but grafts are being removed

[sour rivet]

did i share this one

[oblique belfry]

they couldn't wait for the speech to end

[sour rivet]

johnson does this same shit every in almost every arbiter cutscene in high charity

[oblique belfry]

me spamming the fuck out of the dodge key while being in 20-30 fps

[oblique belfry]

for some reason i have a clip of signalis

[sour rivet]

where the fuck is MY helldiver clip

[oblique belfry]

this was when i was trying to figure out why my fps was low while taking a clip

[sour rivet]

found it

[copper vapor]

makes you wish this game had parachute

[oblique belfry]

the fact that you survived with just a broken arm too

[sour rivet]

im built

fall damage has always been inconsistent with me in this game

i fell great heights and only lost a sliver of health

i trip on a small rock and i break my bones

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

YEAAAAH

[sour rivet]

melon

[oblique belfry]

god

thats such a throwback

holy shit

[sour rivet]

@blazing maple did i ever share this one

[oblique belfry]

i used to watch different youtubers reaction to that game

[copper vapor]

is that the second one?

[sour rivet]

ya

[oblique belfry]

soul of eternity description

dunno why the fuck do i have this as a clip but hey

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/Back2Batk/status/2022840451691172117?s=20

Ben (@Back2Batk)

minecraft youtubers after they reach 1 million subs

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Feb 15, 2026, 1:08 AM

[timber oxide]

Deserved

[sour rivet]

rude

[timber oxide]

Yes

Die

[sour rivet]

i refuse

[timber oxide]

Who said you can refuse

[sour rivet]

me

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/teto-kasane-teto-teto-plush-kasane-teto-plush-crush-it-gif-16166927453889012815

[copper vapor]

this is the best one you've shared in a while

absolutely unironically peak

[oblique belfry]

axe my beloved

[sour rivet]

in a while....?

[timber oxide]

Yes

You're not funny

[oblique belfry]

damn birb

he called you unfunny

whatchu gonna do

HMMMMMMMMMMMM

🎙️

[sour rivet]

kill myself?

[timber oxide]

Yes

[left mantle]

@frank hearth I know you don't really play poe1 but incase you were curious

[oblique belfry]

a splendid choice

[copper vapor]

they're masterworks all, you can't go wrong

[sour rivet]

i'll take the 1900's lead paint poisoning

or was it 1800's

the 1000's

[timber oxide]

We only offer death by standing next to a bomb

[left mantle]

Also let me just say one thing

It's funny that one of the best starter builds in path of exile literally has its own fucking site

because of how common and easy it is to get started with

https://pohx.net/

[sour rivet]

my pringles is empty :(

[copper vapor]

I saw a video interview with GRRM and it was a "would you rather" series of questions

and one of his answers was kinda weird to me

between freezing to death or being torched by dragonfire, he picked freezing

that shit's probably a slow and agonizing death compared to being vaporized by a dragon in seconds

[sour rivet]

guys my chud son did something (def wasnt me fr)

[oblique belfry]

to be fair

being burned alive is more painful

[copper vapor]

can you tell your chud son to wear some pants

[oblique belfry]

even if its sudden

and fast

[sour rivet]

it falls off

[copper vapor]

yes but this isn't being burned at the stake, it's being deleted by a dragon

[oblique belfry]

i would still pick freezing to death

cuz after some point it would prolly feel peaceful

going away slowly

[nocturne salmon]

freezing will numb you

[oblique belfry]

ye

but burning is an instant pain all over your body

and cant relate since i have not been burnt alive

but i heard it fucking sucks

[copper vapor]

the limbs maybe but not your insides

[left mantle]

and then you suffocate before you die.

because the fire consumes the oxygen around you

[blazing maple]

people don't know but I'm actually really powerful in melee combat

[chrome ginkgo]

Dying of freezing is genuinely so much less awful from a pain perspective vs burning alive

Burning is fast but the pain is excruciating

Freezing to death feels like going to sleep

[copper vapor]

y'alls comparing real fire to magic dragon breath

[chrome ginkgo]

Fire is fire

[copper vapor]

not before every muscle in your body aches from the frostbite

[copper vapor]

5 billion degrees is not the same as 200 degrees

[quiet abyss]

@marsh cargo so i got true level

for darktide

its actually neat

[chrome ginkgo]

Ehhhh I've had some close calls with frostbite and it still hurt less than the most mild burns

[quiet abyss]

i have reached level 90 on veteran

jesus

i have 66 on zealot

[chrome ginkgo]

Sure but you can't tell me dragons breathe fire hotter than the surface of a star so

[quiet abyss]

ive played those 2 the most

[green granite]

@timber oxide

[copper vapor]

you can't tell me they don't, either

[chrome ginkgo]

Yeah I can

[nocturne salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/star-gif-16789607377123159596

[chrome ginkgo]

Cause if you say they do I'm not taking you seriously

[copper vapor]

... is that supposed to be a problem for me or something

[chrome ginkgo]

Look at it this way if it was truly that hot, it would cook itself. The moment it left its mouth it wouldn't even be able to breathe it. It would literally cook the dragon without doing anything.

The entire notion is ludicrous

[copper vapor]

I mean

dragons breathing fire is already ludicrous, no?

[chrome ginkgo]

Suspension of disbelief only gets you so far

[pliant chasm]

always remember the gun shrimp

[chrome ginkgo]

Ehhh it's not that big q stretch vs some defenses like the bombardier beetle

[nocturne salmon]

irl crustateans create bubbles of explosions underwater thats hot as sun

[chrome ginkgo]

That beetle sprays boiling hot acid as a defense

[chrome ginkgo]

Size matters there

[pliant chasm]

das what im sayin

[chrome ginkgo]

Those cavitation bubbles are infinitely smaller

[pliant chasm]

but still exists

[nocturne salmon]

its fantasy bruh

[pliant chasm]

so it's not "that" far fetched

[chrome ginkgo]

Yeah it still is

Because size actually matters

[pliant chasm]

wow

very rude

[chrome ginkgo]

Y'all realize that even just contact with those absolutely minuscule bubbles is enough to disable most creatures. The mantis shrimp would prey on

It doesn't even have to make physical contact

[copper vapor]

funny that this has to be said

[chrome ginkgo]

So if the argument is it's fantasy, why is it so hard to believe he'd prefer to freeze to death

[pliant chasm]

i also would freeze to death

burning is fucking painful

[nocturne salmon]

I can make my pussy shoot hot lava blood onto enemies in fantasy

[pliant chasm]

also freezing = more aura

[copper vapor]

unless there's a lore point in asoiaf stating that freezing to death is painless and "peaceful", it's the same as irl
which isn't painless or peaceful

[pliant chasm]

common knowledge

yea but it feels that way so im going with that

[nocturne salmon]

if they can breathe that they have defensive mechanisms for themselves

[pliant chasm]

enviromental story telling

[copper vapor]

and to add to that, there's two corpses in a hut in the north of a father and a daughter with a knife on the floor next to them
the father killed both of them because it's "less worse" than starving/freezing to death

[nocturne salmon]

it doesnt need to be explained, unless its part of story

[pliant chasm]

i mean that one is instant tho

[sour rivet]

Nuh uh

[copper vapor]

doesn't specify how the killing was done, so no way of knowing
damaging the heart isn't instant death, for example

[nocturne salmon]

look scorpions and snakes that dont inject themselves with deadly weapon poison

[pliant chasm]

yea

[nocturne salmon]

and have defences for it

[pliant chasm]

i assume it would be instant

idk if i had to mercy kill someone i'll try to make it instant

[timber oxide]

Reminds me of The Mist

[copper vapor]

it still leads to exsanguination (bleeding to death), except it's way faster than severing an artery

[pliant chasm]

it's that wow spell

[copper vapor]

yea

[proven tundra]

I think you're still conscious for about 30 seconds

Depending on how fast your blood is leaking out

[teal spade]

I fucking can't

holy shit

[left mantle]

Holy peak edit

[marsh cargo]

[teal spade]

that shit is so fucking funny

[left mantle]

These are what the internet was made for

[sour rivet]

WHERE IS OMNIMAN

WHERE IS HE

[left mantle]

Hold up I got something also peak

Flashing lights warning in advance

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/omniman-are-you-sure-bens-yeater-gabe-zimmerman-linus-neuman-gif-7992236815276450479

[timid hollow]

WOAH

WOAH WOAH

[sour rivet]

My popcorn sounded like fuckin gunshots

[timid hollow]

so i was curious when the brotherhood dude used the same collar like elijah

but suddenly ramos mentioned their former elder

woah

[pliant chasm]

yessir

ze plot thickens

[timid hollow]

peak

[pliant chasm]

i lowk think it's cooler to find out this way

[timid hollow]

this was such a cool moment

wouldnt have hit the same if i did dead money after

[pliant chasm]

if would hit in a different way if you do more shit

[blazing maple]

have you done OWB yet?

[timid hollow]

nonono psh

[blazing maple]

damn

[timid hollow]

i do tommorow

[blazing maple]

I wanted to say something but now I'll be quiet and silent

[timid hollow]

depending how late is when i finish brotherhood quest ill start today

[sour rivet]

no be LOUID

[timid hollow]

have nothing else to do on the map

[blazing maple]

Go to the deathclaw sanctuary

[timid hollow]

no

[blazing maple]

it's an unmarked location across the river

[timid hollow]

deathclaw ouchie

[sour rivet]

watchin peak rn

[blazing maple]

northish of cottonwood cove

[sour rivet]

sam go watch neo

[blazing maple]

get ready to pre-order incyn

I watched it already

[sour rivet]

fuuuck

wait how

[blazing maple]

I'm fast

[sour rivet]

bastar

[sour rivet]

i see

[blazing maple]

The incyn transgender lore continues to build

[sour rivet]

is they aware

[blazing maple]

Perhaps

Man if I had a dollar everytime someone named Sam had some transgender lore

I'd have 2 dollar

[blazing maple]

Morrowind loading screen

[sour rivet]

can i have a dollor

[blazing maple]

r u transgender?

[sour rivet]

i dunno

[blazing maple]

uh oh

[sour rivet]

can i just rob you

[blazing maple]

yeah

[sour rivet]

please?

yay

[proven tundra]

There's enough rat coin for everyone

Don't spend it all in one place

[blazing maple]

3 doubloons

[sour rivet]

i bought several bags of mcnuggets

[proven tundra]

[blazing maple]

i'm saving my $ratcoin for when it eventually quintouples in value

[proven tundra]

[copper vapor]

ratouples

[sour rivet]

how goes the vegasing sam

[blazing maple]

idk haven't launched it yet

been asleep

how's skyrim

collect my daedric shit

I've gained knowledge

All the GRA weapons aren't in the stores anymore they're out in the world

and I know for a fact the medicine stick is in honest hearts

[sour rivet]

i just got off it but uhhhh
i have gathered all the pieces for dagons razor

and i started feeding the ebony blade

[sour rivet]

i mean surely you were playiong when i was asleep thas why i asked

[blazing maple]

no

I just woke up

i been asleep like 10 hours

i'm like that one video of the polar bear waking up from hybernation

https://tenor.com/view/polar-bear-hibernate-sleepy-gif-15457916259929579771

[sour rivet]

girl you was on it when i went to bed

[blazing maple]

It was running but I wasn't playing

I was alt tabbed on youtube

[sour rivet]

wowww
inflating TIME played

go awayyyyyy

why do you even give me notifss

[halcyon fossil]

yoo the chungus rick and morty game

[proven tundra]

It's this true chat

Disgusting

[slim magnet]

there's people that unironically believe in this

[proven tundra]

[copper vapor]

she's also TALLER than him. it's insane

INSANE, even.

[proven tundra]

Okay wait

[sour rivet]

clearly
we need to arrest both

[proven tundra]

Taller is the only way to go

Where my Amazon women at

[copper vapor]

[proven tundra]

My brother's wife is a foot taller than him

Living the dream

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/neomechanica/status/2023148814140588191

NEOMECHANICA (@neomechanica)

https://t.co/UxEUy3LFWq

vxTwitter / fixvx • GIF · Feb 15, 2026, 9:34 PM

[proven tundra]

Well more like 7 inches

[copper vapor]

My wife's about the same height as me, one inch or two shorter

[blazing maple]

In the amazon clearly

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/jetstream-sam-my-beloved-gif-22029076

[sour rivet]

i did that

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/fig-gif-26092737

[pliant chasm]

another tall guy W

the taller you are the taller your gf can be

[proven tundra]

[sour rivet]

what if i want my girlfriend to be shorter so i can throw her like a frisbee at my enemies

[proven tundra]

[quiet abyss]

yeah

what about this?

[pliant chasm]

beeg

[proven tundra]

I think women are more javelin shaped tbh

[quiet abyss]

wait but taller women could be tossed like a javelin

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/fastball-special-colossus-wolverine-x-men-marvel-gif-26866560

[quiet abyss]

so maybe thats a W too

[blazing maple]

google "Fastball special"

[sour rivet]

YEAH

YOU GET IT

[proven tundra]

Wolverine is baby sized

[pliant chasm]

i want it like this

[sour rivet]

short king

[proven tundra]

It is time

Goodnight chat

[sour rivet]

goodby

chat is gone :(

[timid hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/603537012825391105/1456695952608985214/attachment1-ezgif.com-crop.gif

[pliant chasm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1327797151732076606/1333538293710585896/attachment-4.gif

[quiet abyss]

wha?

[sour rivet]

there's nobody here...

[quiet abyss]

true!

[pliant chasm]

is there anybody in there

[sour rivet]

is anyone out there? hello?

please let me go

[nocturne salmon]

do you get anomaly event when gray pall happens? or gray pall is THE event

[pliant chasm]

[sour rivet]

oh yeah @blazing maple i also found a cool dwemer ruin hidden in a cave that hade a hammer that makes enemies EXPLODE of electricity

the deep elves may have been cooking

[blazing maple]

they're always making some crazy shit

fucked up dudes

[sour rivet]

there was a giant dwemer ballista down there

it was scary

and a shit ton of centurions

[blazing maple]

blast them with lightning

[sour rivet]

ahh but sam

i have a bound bow that not only basically has the chaos enchant
it crits on almost every hit

[blazing maple]

why did they make frost spells and then make 90% of skyrim inhabitants frost resistant/immune

[sour rivet]

funny

i have a bunch of spells i could use

but conjuration is the only school i have leveled atm

[blazing maple]

nords resist it, bretons resist it, frost trolls, ice wraiths, giants, undead, mechanicals

[copper vapor]

[blazing maple]

in oblivion and morrowind there were dremora everywhere so frost was good for them at least

but in skyrim there's like... 1 place where dremora spawn

[sour rivet]

i find use for frost

[blazing maple]

and it's at the end of a questline

[sour rivet]

becoming a lich gives you a very strong frost spell

the downside is.. well becoming a lich

throught the long..... and tedious.... quest

[copper vapor]

... and what's that downside again

[blazing maple]

maybe if they made the frost school have a "pierces frost defence" aspect in the skill tree

but

no

drain stamina

oooo

[sour rivet]

-100% fire resist

[blazing maple]

this is why I went fire mage

I was summoning fireballs the size of houses at people

[sour rivet]

oh yeah i can do those cool spells you got now

or atleat i can on this playthrough

once i get them

whenever i go to the college

y'know i traverse the sea of ghosts more than i go to winterhold

hm

[sour rivet]

pretty sure one of the spell mods i have just gives me some of the necromancer spells from eso

[halcyon fossil]

frost is only in the game to annoy you, the player

[copper vapor]

just get darksight and never light any candles

[sour rivet]

elder scroll liches are different from dnd liches

[slim magnet]

wow i had no idea that twitch plays pokemon is partially lost

[sour rivet]

https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/97892 oh yeah i also got the arcanist spells

[slim magnet]

i was thinking like yeah surely it's modded because holy shit magic in skyrim is underwhelming

other than fire magic

[sour rivet]

lightning

[halcyon fossil]

i can't think of playing skyrim without apocalypse

[slim magnet]

maybe but fire has the double dip because of the panic effect

[sour rivet]

gonna be honest i never used any of the apocalypse spells

[slim magnet]

granted that needs training from another school but still like it's just basic ass magic attacks and the rest is a wet fart

the entirety of the conjuration school is a wet fart

[pliant chasm]

how i look at the novice necromancer when he hits me with the dollar store flames

[copper vapor]

TES has always had iffy, borderline useless magic

it's sad

[pliant chasm]

the og meme had frost but fuck frost spamming mages

[copper vapor]

morrowind has a bunch of spells that straight up do nothing

[sour rivet]

yeah but in morrowind you can make your own

[slim magnet]

ye morrowind has spell building

[copper vapor]

so did oblivion

[pliant chasm]

couldn't you do that for all games except skyrim and i think daggerfall

[copper vapor]

and of all the useless magic effects

you'd only pick one or two

[slim magnet]

daggerfall has ridiculous magic

it's insane

[sour rivet]

daggerfall had spell crafting

[pliant chasm]

so only skyrim ?

[slim magnet]

did oblivion really have that

[sour rivet]

skyrim and arena

i think arena

[slim magnet]

i didn't play oblivion because i judged the book by its cover

[pliant chasm]

i remember watching a vid about arena and dude made some stupid ass spells

[sour rivet]

ok yeah no just skyrim

[halcyon fossil]

oblivion has spell crafting yeah but it isn't as cool as morrowind or daggerfall crafting'

[pliant chasm]

maybe hot take
but i rather have set spells that do cool shit than spell crafting

[sour rivet]

good take

i agree

[pliant chasm]

crafting usually makes shit boring and lame

[sour rivet]

but i would like to have both

[pliant chasm]

no unique stuff

[slim magnet]

maybe they hypercompensated from daggerfall and 15 years wasn't enough penance

[pliant chasm]

cough cough fo4 cough

[slim magnet]

i also agree

for the same reasons

and that it's really hard to keep under control like it's bound to be broken in half

[lunar surge]

Hot take, fo4 was actually good and people just look at the old games with nostalgia goggles

[pliant chasm]

no

[slim magnet]

still like look at daggerfall

[pliant chasm]

im playing it for the first time and i disagree

and without looking at older games

[halcyon fossil]

fallout 4 was like half a game because the story is insufferable

[pliant chasm]

just in a vacuum it has a lot of retarded shit just for an rpg

[sour rivet]

yeah but
sheamus mcfuckyourself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keQUL8VmP7U

[pliant chasm]

i lowk think bethesda makes cool shit when it's small isolated stuff

their side quests are usually much better

but i never played morrowind and oblivion so i could be wrong

[atomic epoch]

Not a hot take. This is top of bell curve take

[sour rivet]

shivering isles my beloved

[pliant chasm]

it is infact a hot take

[sour rivet]

i think bethesda could try doing something other than "chosen one" story again

[pliant chasm]

guys what if dad and son
but you are le dad

[halcyon fossil]

i liked fo4 for the gameplay loop, 76 is simply an improvement both gameplay and story wise

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/the-universe-tim-and-eric-mind-blown-mind-blown-meme-mind-explosion-mind-explosion-meme-gif-18002878

[atomic epoch]

"Sorry babe I cant come over I'm arguing about fallout for the 235th consecutive time this year"

[pliant chasm]

le choices based rpg with a pre set character

[sour rivet]

when you dont get a mainline game for either series for over 10 years you tend to talk about the games

[copper vapor]

this chat never moves on

[pliant chasm]

and i won't have it any other way

[copper vapor]

ok burger king

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/smiley-face-burger-king-burger-king-happy-burger-king-whopper-burger-king-racism-gif-935276361237906854

[timid hollow]

A FOURTH VAULT

goddamn

[pliant chasm]

vault 11

probably my fav one

[atomic epoch]

Vault 11 is my favorite critique on capitalism

[pliant chasm]

so true bestie

[atomic epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/faybratz-gif-24200574

[pliant chasm]

but on a serious note gary vault still the goat

[halcyon fossil]

gary... gary gary gary.

[sour rivet]

@blazing maple

[blazing maple]

All vaults are my favourite critique on capitalism

I'm a real #vaultlover

#fuckthatvault

[sour rivet]

ok vault tec glazer

[blazing maple]

no i hate vault tec

I love vaults

keep up liberal

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/tim-curry-space

[sour rivet]

and vaults are made by whom?

keep up wokie

[blazing maple]

mothership zeta:

vault tec should have a vault on da moon

[sour rivet]

i dont think thats a good idea

[slim magnet]

mike toreno

[blazing maple]

vault tec should crossover with appeture

[sour rivet]

are you saying that because you want to see glados again

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/aperture-science-aperture-science-enrichment-center-seals-sliding-gif-24133858

[blazing maple]

I miss her a lot

I get attatched to cool women in games and they either die off or never get put into another sequel again

[sour rivet]

portal 2 coop when (i have not played it in so long)

[blazing maple]

or they get no lore

[sour rivet]

real

[timid hollow]

finally got scope

[sour rivet]

man

i havent played portal coop since my 360 days

[blazing maple]

scope

[sour rivet]

scoop

[timid hollow]

deus vault

[blazing maple]

oh god

vault 11

that one fucks me up

[timid hollow]

cant be that bad

[blazing maple]

so fucking evil

[sour rivet]

11...

thats

[slim magnet]

chupalo entonce

[blazing maple]

It's EVIL

[sour rivet]

one number off of 111!

[halcyon fossil]

one number off 101 too

crazy shit

[sour rivet]

fuck...

[quiet abyss]

bomb

[sour rivet]

what

no

we need it

[blazing maple]

watch fallout tv show

[quiet abyss]

didnt shady sand get bombed in tv show?

[sour rivet]

YES I KNOW WHAT HE MEANT

[quiet abyss]

yeah it did

[sour rivet]

SHUT

[quiet abyss]

look at me go

[blazing maple]

yeah

[sour rivet]

watch avatar

[blazing maple]

season 2 shows off shady sands even more

it's great

my goat maximus

[sour rivet]

i don wanna watch fallout

im already going slow with arcane

[blazing maple]

glacial

[sour rivet]

im working on it

[halcyon fossil]

me when i name my horned ungulate maximus

[sour rivet]

how about YOUUUUU finish all them games you got hmhmhmmhmhmmm

[timid hollow]

s-sorry mam

[slim magnet]

what was the best arg ever conducted and why is it godface

[blazing maple]

she's mantid maxxing

god I wish I was her

did you collect my unique laser rifle from vault 34?

[sour rivet]

hehe 34

[blazing maple]

https://gifconvert.vxtwitter.com/convert.avif?url=https://video.twimg.com/tweet_video/HAXgLTHXkAARUcn.mp4

[timid hollow]

Collected and sold

[blazing maple]

green... laser...

:(((

[sour rivet]

YOU CANT HARM ME!

[timid hollow]

Caaaaaps

[blazing maple]

it's green

[timid hollow]

Lots of caaaaps

[sour rivet]

its so easy to get caps tho

why sell a unique

[blazing maple]

it's not about the money, it's about the green

[timid hollow]

Because i dont play laser weapons, this aint Star wars

God gave us the boollet

[sour rivet]

kill this guy

[halcyon fossil]

kinetic cel

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-james-doakes-doakes-meme-doakes-suspicious-gif-2531780266508928302

[timid hollow]

The only thing i feel when slaughtering legion recruits is the 5mm recoil of my assault carbine you laser hippie

[copper vapor]

if we wanna go that route, god also gave us the pewpew

[timid hollow]

Go look at your lightshow

[halcyon fossil]

the kineticel when the enemy has a shield pack

[oblique belfry]

i liked laser guns in fo4

[timid hollow]

MORE BOOOOOLLETS

[oblique belfry]

but i despised em in fnv

[sour rivet]

god gave us the power to shoot whatever we wanted

[timid hollow]

MAAAAAANY BOOLLETS

Its the same like in any other game, i never used a energy weapon in hd2 or any other game

[pliant chasm]

the humble bent pipe

[timid hollow]

But a heavy machine gun? Hmmm that got rythm

[pliant chasm]

the humble cudgel if you will

[timid hollow]

I didnt even like maliwan guns in borderlands

[pliant chasm]

brother never used the hellfire

[oblique belfry]

maliwan were your standard gun manufacturer

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/syllabels-apologize-borderlands-mrtorgue-torgue-gif-26797226

[sour rivet]

go my shower head

[oblique belfry]

you needed fire ? maliwan

you needed toxic ? maliwan

[timid hollow]

I dont need anything

[oblique belfry]

you needed slag ? you get a slagga

[pliant chasm]

shoutout baseball bats with sawblades attached to them

[timid hollow]

I need explosive boolets

Mini rocket boolets

[sour rivet]

ill make you one right now

[timid hollow]

Boolters

[sour rivet]

just uh

gimme a sec youyou i gotta find the gif

fine ill use chuck's....

https://tenor.com/view/dead-rising-saint556-gif-20848295

[cunning bronze]

https://open.spotify.com/intl-es/track/6X5OJrH118oI3I2dVKtVns?si=fb1027365a024df5

at last

we have the full song

[cunning bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/elden-ring-nightreign-fire-blue-dead-gif-2196733663073832281

[sour rivet]

your weapon @pliant chasm

[pliant chasm]

zombie games need to have this weapon to be good

[sour rivet]

we need another dead rising

[copper vapor]

[sour rivet]

speaking of dead rising

the series is on sale

[static axle]

50mins till 1 extra day off and 5 day weekend

[sour rivet]

waow

prime time for gambling

[static axle]

Naah, i bought a car so have to pay that off

[sour rivet]

put a slot machine in your car

you win big you get more miles on it

[static axle]

How about you put job applications into corporate emails

Might even win

[sour rivet]

maan fuck you i was just tryna joke around wit you

[static axle]

Who said we aint joking

[pliant chasm]

bro you can't say that

[sour rivet]

jobs are no joking matter

especially since NOBODY WANTS TO FUCKING HIRE IN THIS TOWN

[static axle]

Comedians be wilding then

But yee no more gambling and game gifts

[static axle]

Well i might gamble casino for my own pleasure

https://tenor.com/view/cinderblock-pickup-truck-gif-26600700

[sour rivet]

my blocks!!!!

[static axle]

Me tonight

Stealing all the blocks

[sour rivet]

i wanna get all the achievements on hitman..

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/you-can-gif-27326947

[sour rivet]

it requires me to get all the missions to mastery 20

[quiet abyss]

SO TRUE THO

hamborgir

[uneven sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/to-the-depths-with-you-down-drag-down-cat-to-the-depots-with-you-cat-gif-10071088729691691409

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/everybody-wants-to-be-my-enemy-enemy-gif-26060704

[sour rivet]

im gonna put taquitos in da air frya

[halcyon fossil]

do it

[timid hollow]

skills at zhe moment

:0

[sour rivet]

they in the frya

[static axle]

I wanna work 3 months without days off so i could pay the car off faster

[sour rivet]

i should just
do what 47 does
and make money that way

although im not bald

[static axle]

Easily solved

[sour rivet]

i dont have a nice suit either

[static axle]

Manhit 74

[blazing maple]

god literally said "And let there be light"

Bro invented laser weapons

[static axle]

Just do everything worse. Give life dot take it away

[sour rivet]

can you believe it sam

re9

just a week away

[oblique belfry]

did a bomba with gp

[sour rivet]

not enough randy

[oblique belfry]

let it go down to 20 dollars

then MAYBE i'll think about it

[blazing maple]

kinda

[halcyon fossil]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cat-costume-pirate-LUIvcbR6yytz2

[green granite]

@sour rivet

[oblique belfry]

or make a handsome collection for bl4 as well

[sour rivet]

a week and 4 days

[oblique belfry]

hm.

[sour rivet]

me and sam

[oblique belfry]

i didnt play terar today as well

[sour rivet]

the super deluxe is still 90 dollars

[oblique belfry]

i'm in this limbo where i wanna 100% terar but i also want to try out that modpack

[sour rivet]

AND ENDS EARLIER

WHAT

WAIT

WHY DOES THE NORMAL DELUXE LAST LONGER

???

[oblique belfry]

randy did it yet again

[static axle]

Wont run, also they removed all the fun bugged and broken shit

[oblique belfry]

hate

[copper vapor]

intern did a whoopsie

[oblique belfry]

look

i KNOW the games i cannot run or will not play

please.

stop pointing out the fact that i cannot run over and over again

thank you.

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/peepo-gif-19220956

Hi

[static axle]

Nuh uh

[oblique belfry]

yuh uh

[slim magnet]

bl4 looks bad imo but i haven't liked borderlands since 2 so i might be either a fake fan or a boomer depending on your take

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-no-patrick-star-patrick-nope-gif-9473600452124631034

[timid hollow]

@blazing maple its truly evil

[slim magnet]

it looks better than bl3

[sour rivet]

evil

[copper vapor]

didn't like pre-sequel either?

[slim magnet]

but the open world is 100 steps backwards

tps was eh

too short too

[blazing maple]

the blackmail they hade gives me the creeps

so fucked up

[sour rivet]

holy shit he finally finished it

[blazing maple]

the audiolog at the entrace to the vault

:(((

[copper vapor]

p!who

[muted gyro]

⠀

[timid hollow]

I havent heard the solution logs yet i Smonking breaking

[sour rivet]

markiplier

[copper vapor]

oh

someone else mentioned it when that vid came out

doge I think?

so

[blazing maple]

why did it take him so long, was he busy?

[sour rivet]

my b i thought i had him in the image

[sour rivet]

he had to bleed a lot for about 3 months

[static axle]

Aint the the guy who slept with Iron Lung directors wife?

[green granite]

Man

I am beautiful

[sour rivet]

he also sold the sinister potion

[copper vapor]

yeah. every night during production. it's disgusting

[static axle]

Damn, what a dick

[sour rivet]

i should do a heist/in space with markiplier again

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/what-monkey-shook-shocked-surprised-gif-8153885586429536809

[green granite]

Marker Plier

[slim magnet]

has markiplier have had one singular controversy

[sour rivet]

uh

none that i can think of

[slim magnet]

i know people tried to make thebones' video analysing mark's fnaf 2 10/20 into a hit piece

[copper vapor]

not that I'm aware, but I don't follow this stuff

[raven swan]

There's been rumour milling and drama farming but it's never been large scale

[slim magnet]

some still swear by that when even the guy himself said it's just a technical breakdown of a casual gameplay video from 12 years ago

[sour rivet]

apart from mainly super duper minor stuff that i cant remember

mark is just a swell guy

[oblique belfry]

mark is great

same with jackieboy

[raven swan]

I remember one or two cropped up on yt, but they were just tiny stuff blown out of proportion

But nothing else

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/chill-guy-2

[sour rivet]

still wish i watched all of unnus annus

[oblique belfry]

same

i love how this man singlehandedly called out honey and was right

everyone thought he was paranoid but he was right in the end

[slim magnet]

nobody talked about it because it was a members only stream back when channel memberships were just introduced

[sour rivet]

no wait i know a controversy
he killed a bunch of people for the gallons of blood needed for the movie

[uneven sapphire]

[slim magnet]

the video didn't pop up in the public consciousness until way after the honey thing happened and it was reposted by another guy

[green granite]

You Maru

You will fight the Originium in Arknight

Now

[nocturne salmon]

who's annus?

[uneven sapphire]

[static axle]

@oblique belfry toodaloo, i hope your socks get wet and your pillow is hot from both sides

[oblique belfry]

thanks

i dont wear socks

[green granite]

You will fight it

[nocturne salmon]

whomst annus

[oblique belfry]

and sometimes warm pillow is okay

[green granite]

And you cant disagree

[sour rivet]

bro if i breathed out in a vampires face they'd explode from the fucking GARLIC i consumed

[uneven sapphire]

[pliant chasm]

✍️ 🔥

[copper vapor]

cuck hold

[copper vapor]

unus

we should make a parody channel called anus unnus

huh. someone already did

[nocturne salmon]

#🎪bruh-fart

[copper vapor]

is that supposed to link to someone posting train simulator

[timid hollow]

:0

wrong screen

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/603537012825391105/1456695952608985214/attachment1-ezgif.com-crop.gif

[sour rivet]

you're gonna summon her

[nocturne salmon]

58 caps lol

[pliant chasm]

1% condition

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-hitman-awkward-gif-6054485

[timid hollow]

Whatevaaa

[pliant chasm]

im glad i wasn't the only one doing this

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/TestHedge/status/2023186604165308528?s=20

DHedge (@TestHedge)

I'm one HELL of an All Star ! ! !

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Feb 16, 2026, 12:04 AM

[cunning bronze]

my new controller is arriving in two weeks

at last i will be free from drifting and other issues

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/kavga-gif-19861040

Peak mentioned

[blazing maple]

he hasn't levled barter or repair so the 2% durability armor aint worth jack

[sour rivet]

haha

broke

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJ6473NY0nQ

I didn't know we had CERVEZA CRISTAL in lotr

@slim magnet

it's the same edits from star wars

looks fake

[timid hollow]

I just sell every gun i find and repair my shit at mojave outpost

I think dude has like 55k caps on him by now

[blazing maple]

[timid hollow]

Well if i dont need the gun

[sour rivet]

is high on life any good
I never played the first one and the 2nd is on gamepass

[blazing maple]

i played the first one and it was ok

played the second and there's a hot british robot and you get a skateboard

[sour rivet]

a lot of people are saying the performance is ass

[blazing maple]

they doom eternaled their sequel

[copper vapor]

high on life 2 is out already?

[cunning bronze]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdAdEwriPEw oooh my fucking god 14k DAMAGE

[sour rivet]

2 days ago

[blazing maple]

yeah its performance is ass

[sour rivet]

eugh

nvm then

[blazing maple]

pc killer

[copper vapor]

clickbait

[left mantle]

Because it is.

[copper vapor]

I mean...

[blazing maple]

watching my pc temp shoot up and stay at 85c for several minutes making me concerned

[sour rivet]

shit even YOUR pc was having issyues?

fuck that i aint playin it

[blazing maple]

Justin Rowlind did sexual abuse or whatever so now in high on life 2 you don't start with him as you your gun you get 2 other people from the previous game

smart move on their part

[sour rivet]

is it funny

[left mantle]

They went through the effort to make the robes in the last one white but not the robes in the first one grey

[pure compass]

"Rowlind"

[blazing maple]

also the first person you can kill is a billionaire who eats and traffics orphans and the game is like "yeah he's a billionaire they all do that shit"

and i was like

"ooo topical"

I like this robot

she's fun

[sour rivet]

robot

you didnt answer my question :((((

[slim magnet]

where does "finna" come from etymology wise

[blazing maple]

fixxing to

[slim magnet]

i know it's synonymous with "gonna" but sounds cooler and more hip

[blazing maple]

I'm going to

fixxing to got changed to finna

[slim magnet]

huh

[left mantle]

yeah "fixing to" is the root it's from

[blazing maple]

the power of AAVE

praise be

[blazing maple]

ask again

[sour rivet]

sam you LITERALLY SAW IT

blindass

[cunning bronze]

@slim magnethave you used temu

[blazing maple]

yeah i didn't see that

The humour didn't make me laugh out loud outside of like... 2 lines

a lot of them just made me chuckle or smile at most

nothing cringey either which i'm grateful for

[sour rivet]

hm

oh

32 gb ram

[blazing maple]

no crazy hits but not many misses either

yeah idk why it's optimised like shit

[cunning bronze]

16gb of vram recommended lmaooooooooooooo

[blazing maple]

even with frame gen it's questionable

and doesn't look great

[sour rivet]

32 recommended

wait you said vram

[oblique belfry]

high on life 2 ?

[sour rivet]

frame gen always looks like shit

[cunning bronze]

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

YES

I SAW IT NOW SAM

[blazing maple]

mhmmn

[oblique belfry]

i will sleep to this.

iyi geceler

[blazing maple]

gn doge

[slim magnet]

not yet but i was looking into it to get the new costumer ultra discount

[blazing maple]

kissies

[sour rivet]

gn

[blazing maple]

fortnite when

[sour rivet]

gaeeee

[slim magnet]

and buy some shit i don't need

[oblique belfry]

by-

[sour rivet]

HA

[oblique belfry]

hmmmmm

[sour rivet]

we aint ever doing fortnite

[oblique belfry]

im down whenever just lmk

ask pyrson

he the video man

[cunning bronze]

i just used it to get a mamba controller

from 190k pesos to 43k

[sour rivet]

and then we'll schedule and not actually do it

ad infinutum

[oblique belfry]

birb

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/DiscussingFish/status/2023189882001330467

DiscussingFish (@DiscussingFish)

Warner Bros is considering restarting sales talks with Arasaka after their latest offer.

(Source: https://bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-02-15/warner-bros-weighs-reopening-sale-negotiations-with-paramount?taid=6992219292bc7f000143ba9a&utm_campaign=trueanthem&utm_content=business&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter&embedded-checkout=true)

vxTwitter / fixvx · Feb 16, 2026, 12:17 AM

[oblique belfry]

stop being a nipitist

or whatever its called

[sour rivet]

a what

[blazing maple]

birb being a nipitist

[slim magnet]

insane

[oblique belfry]

nipitism

[blazing maple]

new word just droped

You're thinking of pessimist

but nipitist is better

[oblique belfry]

NIHILISM

i really godda slep

brainfat

eigh

[sour rivet]

you two could have asked too

seems to me you dont actually wanna play it

[oblique belfry]

?

[blazing maple]

wow this guy's a massive bummer

[oblique belfry]

birb im level 114 or some shit in fortnite

[blazing maple]

making us do everything and then blaming us

[oblique belfry]

and im down for more

fym dont wanna

[blazing maple]

kill this man

[sour rivet]

fuck off \

you done nothing but new vegas for the past week

[oblique belfry]

@timber oxide kill this man

[blazing maple]

Johnny guitar

[slim magnet]

@timber oxide draw my oc

[blazing maple]

@timber oxide gimme my money back

[sour rivet]

refusal to even HANG with me

cuz you HATE me

[timber oxide]

What the fuck

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

you never asked

[slim magnet]

im momopate
draw my ocs

[timber oxide]

Sure

[oblique belfry]

yes but i never said "i wont"

like i say all the time

[pastel wave]

Fuck triple a

[oblique belfry]

im down whenever possible

[pastel wave]

Tehe tehe

[blazing maple]

sweet

[timber oxide]

I'm currently suffering from lack of ideas

[blazing maple]

i'm rich

[slim magnet]

youtube recommended me brew's channel again after YEARS of not watching his videos because they were weird and lowk cringe and now bro has a mega deep voice and talks about true crime?

[oblique belfry]

https://klipy.com/gifs/monkey-music-1

[sour rivet]

hey sam remember when i asked if i could rob you

[oblique belfry]

tell birb we are doing fortnite

[sour rivet]

im cashing that in now

[oblique belfry]

video man

[blazing maple]

damn

I'm ruined

[oblique belfry]

give us a date video man

[blazing maple]

I have nothing

[sour rivet]

cope

this is punishment

[blazing maple]

Video man save us from entropy

[oblique belfry]

video man we require griddying

[blazing maple]

only a week and a half til I lose my life to resi9

[oblique belfry]

and i am 🤏 close to starting a modded terar save

[slim magnet]

i never made the reference sheet azu asked me of one of my ocs

but i still could

[sour rivet]

what am i meant to do during that time

[oblique belfry]

play.....uh

herm

[blazing maple]

collect my bones

[oblique belfry]

[blazing maple]

play other games

[oblique belfry]

ye that

[blazing maple]

idk

I'm not your mum you have free will outside of spending time with me go nuts bro

[sour rivet]

i ask you to playyyyyy somtimes

[blazing maple]

Run through the snow and leaves

[oblique belfry]

damn