╟❓general-offtopic

[little depot]

Thank

[timber oxide]

[slim magnet]

same bestie i love it so much

💻 😍

[real aspen]

are you shrugging at the jobs or my inability to take a phone call?

[timber oxide]

Your inability

[real aspen]

pyr

[teal spade]

[real aspen]

at this point im disappointed you dont know

that, ya know, im hearing impaired

the thing i crashed out about yesterday

cochlear implant surgery getting postponed

because healthcare agency is ran by retards

[timber oxide]

Apparently your hearing is better than some people here

[teal spade]

maybe he didn't hear you

[upbeat verge]

?

[timber oxide]

Oh I just don't care about him at all

[upbeat verge]

the fk u want grim

[slim magnet]

it is just the craziest dead end career path possible unless you have some insane nepo networking

[upbeat verge]

I hope you tryna wrap a present and can't find the tape

[teal spade]

using Skrillex and "generational banger" in the same sentence

[upbeat verge]

Yes

[slim magnet]

you will just not ever get a seat

[upbeat verge]

its a banger

kys

[real aspen]

it's complicated, will you read a small wall of text explaining it in brief?

[timber oxide]

No

[real aspen]

kill yourself

[timber oxide]

I'm going to work

[proven tundra]

blood bath in buried city hospital

like five of us fighting each other lol

[timber oxide]

You first

[raven swan]

Yeah that's common here too

[teal spade]

kiss me yourself coward

[real aspen]

my condolences

[proven tundra]

killed one guy

[upbeat verge]

I meannnnn

20 is 20

[proven tundra]

but then got shotgunned and molotved simultanously

[timber oxide]

Work, something you don't seem to be able to get

[real aspen]

😔

yeah

[slim magnet]

like what sab says applies almost entirely here besides the no servers thing

[timber oxide]

At least you're trying, unlike a certain individual

[slim magnet]

but everywhere you need like at least 75 years of experience

even if it's just a "just look after the printer" job

it needs years of experience

[timid hollow]

hey

dont call me out like that

(i know you meant uh)

[slim magnet]

it's just crazy

[timid hollow]

(i guess birb)

[timber oxide]

Oh, so that makes two individuals, thanks for reminding me

[snow tree]

Ratdad

How the hell your raids are so hectic

[timid hollow]

at least im not saying uh pizza hut is mean

im just lazy

[snow tree]

Mine are chill fucking zone

[little depot]

I just heard my spine make sounds I thought only a wood chipper could

I don't have much time left

[oblique belfry]

i've just ordered a burger for uhh

[frail leaf]

💱 8 TRY (Turkish Lira) :flag_tr: is equal to 0.19 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us:

[oblique belfry]

19 cents

with fries

[snow tree]

https://tenor.com/view/gta-big-smoke-order-big-smoke-gif-10556192696247051213

[timid hollow]

W H A T

[oblique belfry]

its cuz i cancelled my order yesterday so i got almost got a freebie

[timid hollow]

if you return one plastic bottle here you get 25 cents

[oblique belfry]

i got refunded 200 liras

and this burger menu was 208 liras

so i just paid 8 liras today but in the span of 2 days i spent 208

[frail leaf]

💱 208 TRY (Turkish Lira) :flag_tr: is equal to 4.85 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us:

[oblique belfry]

so i essentially paid 4.85 for it

[real aspen]

Imagine someone came up to you and started speaking Hawaiian, you'd hear their voice, maybe you'd catch some vowels, but you would not understand what they're saying.
And then another person came, and started speaking Chinese, and then another speaks Romanian, and then other speaks Swedish, and so on

That's what my hearing is like, I can hear most sounds fine, so i can listen to some music and hear if something's going on so I don't die, but struggle to understand complex sounds like speech, so the majority of people are incomprehensible to me as if they're speaking a language I don't know, and each one is different.

I can manage in-person conversations by lip-reading, environmental context clues, and body language. But none of that exists over a phone call, plus the sound quality is reduced enough for it to matter.

I also have more classical symptoms like messed up directional hearing, tinnitus, auditory hallucinations and such

[little depot]

Sab can u block out the haters

If u don't wanna listen to em

[snow tree]

i aint reading all dat, happy for you tho or sorry it happened

[slim magnet]

that's crazy i'm not reading it

[little depot]

Betraying your profile

[oblique belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/wesker-albert-albert-wesker-resident-evil-resident-evil-4-gif-5143688443782660001

[real aspen]

i cant, i hear everything all the time and cant tune stuff out, which is why i have noise-cancelling headphones

[little depot]

Can I eat your ears

[real aspen]

Speaking of, i find it very funny how some normal-hearing people say that they're afraid of wearing noise-cancelling headphones when outside cause they might not hear a car approaching or something, meanwhile im double-deafing it

[real aspen]

[teal spade]

they forget that they got a neck and can turn it to look around during a crossing

[little depot]

Is that a yes

[real aspen]

yes

[snow tree]

I think it's often opposite of that

You could give them noise enchancing headphones and most of normal folks would still not hear it

Because they dont pay attention at all

[real aspen]

i've tailed acquittances for like 20 minutes before they noticed (i approached and said hi)

[slim magnet]

they got tarkov freelook angle limits

only 10° to each side

torticollis gaming

[real aspen]

seriously, i often get asked how i noticed someone or something. apparently looking up, or behind, or in general paying attention to your surroundings is an endangered ability

[little depot]

Wow

Tears of joy rolling down my thighs rn

[snow tree]

Crazy right?

[little depot]

This is me

Unironically

[teal spade]

@slim blaze @marsh cargo @wet orchid

[slim magnet]

bro square

[copper vapor]

can we mute this

[slim magnet]

one day i'll hit a fubuki cosplay

[little depot]

🥀

[little depot]

Idk how you'd afford that ngl

[celest plank]

guys

fuck anything you are gonna say

merry christmas

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/504592534081896458/1453040972920520734/2025-26__02a_.png?ex=694c015c&is=694aafdc&hm=b08de071c50d06dabdef4d2f57bb54b8addfb2f36fa06ced3088047167f19157&

[pliant meteor]

Cosplayers are no joke

[timid hollow]

gey

[little depot]

Marry crisis

[pliant meteor]

Merry Christmas Sound

[celest plank]

kill yourself geordy

[celest plank]

you too

[little depot]

Do y'all celebrate it on the 24th?

It's the 24th rn

[celest plank]

christmas eve

[pliant meteor]

^^

[little depot]

Mmm fair

[celest plank]

but Christ's birth is on 25th

[timid hollow]

chinese propaganda

[little depot]

Merry Christmas

[raven swan]

time to path my exile

[little depot]

kill yourself geordy

[celest plank]

I thought yall have lunar new year on 17.02?

[timid hollow]

[little depot]

Chinese propaganda

[timid hollow]

next year will be my year

because next year is year of the honse

im honse

[celest plank]

You know what

[little depot]

Can I ride you into battle

[celest plank]

Last year I said this year was gonna be ass

[little depot]

And trample over peasants

[celest plank]

But the end of this year was good as fuck

So 2026 will be my year

[little depot]

2025 was an alright year

Minus some...

Major events

[celest plank]

It was nice august-december

[timid hollow]

do i play ace 5 arcade now or do i just look up the plot on wiki

[celest plank]

beginning was meh

2026 is gonna go hard af

[timid hollow]

2026 will be cool

[celest plank]

half life 3, nolan's odyssey, gta vi

[timid hollow]

hell let loose vietnam, ace combat 8

[celest plank]

plus my life is getting a good stretch

[celest plank]

hell let loose will be so good

[little depot]

2034 gonna be my year

[celest plank]

so

for my wishes to you

I hope in 2026 yall will stop jerking off

solo that is

;)

and uhh

more money

more friends more love

[timid hollow]

@verbal gate shattering some skies we will

[little depot]

You gonna watch or?

[celest plank]

a job is a job, be it a head job or a hand job

[little depot]

Fair fair

The more the merrier

[celest plank]

thats why they call it a circlejerk

you throw hands clockwise

or should I say

stroke hands

bro its gonna snow in 2 hours

I gotta turn on pulp fiction or die hard or something

[little depot]

Wooo

[little depot]

Merry Christmas

Imma go to sleep merry Christmas sound

I hope you get drunk wasted

[pliant meteor]

After 1k shitty AI slop, Marvel really proved they brought back Chris Evans for Avengers Doomsday.

https://tenor.com/view/cat-it's-peak-cat-it's-coal-its-peak-its-mid-gif-12295099395828911145

[little depot]

@upbeat verge do y'all Orthodox celebrate it in January

[jade imp]

alright. I'm over it. Thank you for listening if you dohttps://soundcloud.com/vibejutsu15/of-our?si=e46f7c02ada0463ca092e2a2e3549e04&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing

[upbeat verge]

no

[little depot]

But that's when he was born

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/говорит-gif-3974973647081144102

[upbeat verge]

ok?

[little depot]

Not okay

[celest plank]

On saturday my friend

On saturday

[upbeat verge]

blow me man idk

[little depot]

Noted

[proven tundra]

decent free loadout run

[little depot]

Idk ur not really my type

[timid hollow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNE2oCZH_4k&list=RDSNE2oCZH_4k&start_radio=1

[proven tundra]

that's two bobcats now

[little depot]

Maybe if I'm there tequilas in

[pliant meteor]

https://x.com/SNaFu_1313/status/2002613534778405338?s=20

snafu  (@SNaFu_1313)

The Uma who sold the world???

X · Dec 21, 2025, 5:34 AM

[upbeat verge]

[little depot]

It's gone be straight teeth ivan

[upbeat verge]

but i am someones type

[little depot]

Careful what u ask for

[little depot]

Oh absolutely

I know a few peeps who'd be into u

[upbeat verge]

ooo

[timid hollow]

ah man the sound getting banned kino doesnt get old

moron

fucking moron

[proven tundra]

almost all level 2 again

niceu

[pliant meteor]

Oh yeah didnt you dip in the dating scene a few months ago? Are you still together?

[timid hollow]

@oblique belfry i just want to say

last 6 hours of fortnite yesterday

[hallow isle]

Guys, when you first download the scale, do you have to check all 4 boxes or do you not have to put the last one (Delete Reshade DLLS)?

[upbeat verge]

together with who dumbass

[timid hollow]

ended in us playing steal a brainrot until 5 am

[upbeat verge]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@hallow isle

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[oblique belfry]

[oblique belfry]

[timid hollow]

i also play ballistic

that was unironically fun, it just doesnt have good headshot aim on controller

[pliant meteor]

Your date at the time. So Im assuming by your reply, no then.

[timid hollow]

aim assisst is causing more issues than solving

but it feels kinda good in fps ngl

[pliant meteor]

I was rooting for you.

[little depot]

I was root beer

[upbeat verge]

I was monsert

[slim magnet]

maybe money from drawing idk at least that i could actually hide

[little depot]

Can I pay u to pay me to draw stuff

[slim magnet]

my parents still think drawing is just a silly hobby for me and somehow that computer science is my calling in life

[timid hollow]

[copper vapor]

he'd be bragging about it nonstop like he was in the first couple days

[little depot]

Compsci majors are looking for a spot at the homeless shelter rn

Or government housing here ig

[slim magnet]

job market so good dude it totally is a third world issue bro just get work just escape into the zero world bro

[pliant meteor]

Yeah true, that would be like Ivan to do smh

[slim magnet]

bro trust the "ai bubble" will explode soon (black panther update soon gif) all will be back to normal you just wait

[pliant meteor]

Or we'll get the solar power wars next.

[little depot]

I was gonna ask u if u were okay

But I guess this explains it

Imma go to bed

I hope y'all eat something tasty

https://tenor.com/view/puedo-ir-al-bonyo-spanish-goku-goku-thumbs-up-dragon-ball-z-gif-7156428032732402583

[copper vapor]

apparently there's a video of Vince Zampella's car crash

[little depot]

Who tf starts a Convo like this

😭

[copper vapor]

I don't think you get to say that mere minutes after "tears of joy rolling down my thighs"

[little depot]

In my defense it's a joke in context nor did I start a Convo with it

Also did he burn to death in the car or die in the crash?

[copper vapor]

the article posted yesterday says a passenger was ejected out of the vehicle in the crash, and the driver got stuck in the flaming wreck

doesn't specify which one of them was vince

driver died in the wreck, passenger died in the hospital iirc

[slim magnet]

what did they crash

[copper vapor]

a ferrari

[little depot]

Highway barrier

Ferrari

[jade imp]

I love this track actually. It's on my playlist

[little depot]

Ferraris are known to go boom

(spontaneous sometimes)

[copper vapor]

also uh to me it's kinda weird that there'd be people just... standing there at the exit of the tunnel recording the car as it comes out

how does this happen "naturally"

[slim magnet]

the deep state dude

pigeons

[copper vapor]

did they just think "let's stick around at the exit of a highway tunnel waiting for someone to pass by in a sports car"

did vince or the other guy invite some friends to go there and record them

was it a Pranked sketch

wait

Punk'd.

not pranked

[proven tundra]

115k

I think that's my highest yet

[slim magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/azusa-banana-blue-archive-dance-gif-6834010275718444375

[little depot]

I fuck with this heavy

[slim magnet]

same bestie it's a vibe

how does one use hair mousse dude

[oblique belfry]

snaphooks ?

where tf did you get em

[proven tundra]

Spaceport Warehouse key room

[slim magnet]

even if i put on like an atom of it my hair freezes in place and becomes like a stone

[oblique belfry]

🗿

[proven tundra]

had two snaphooks

[oblique belfry]

wtf

[proven tundra]

two apeggeios

a torrente

the exodus parts

the bp

[little depot]

Snap hooks are kinda goated

[sturdy pollen]

hi yall

[proven tundra]

and then I solo killed a bastion

for funsies

[little depot]

We are not playing the same game atp

There is no way

😭

Maybe it's time I put down my weapons and become a pacifist

[proven tundra]

its a peaceful life

until you have to genocide an entire map

[copper vapor]

joined today and already unfit to help? damn

[oblique belfry]

thank you zackdfilms i now know how to make an egg flashbang

[oblique belfry]

bro speedrunning the roles

[oblique belfry]

solo bastion ??

i refuse to believe that

wtf

[copper vapor]

deadline

[oblique belfry]

yasu did you use a deadline

[slim magnet]

bro instantly gets unfit to help but blobfish and seb still get to just be beyond confidently wrong to newbies

[sturdy pollen]

yeah

[proven tundra]

5 blaze grenade

[oblique belfry]

dafuq

that easy ?

[proven tundra]

Toss and duck

[oblique belfry]

i never knew bastion had that much hp

[proven tundra]

Then shot a leg out

[snow tree]

It had to be done, I needed that bombardier cells

[proven tundra]

Shoot the back

Repeat a couple of times

Dead

[oblique belfry]

buh

[proven tundra]

Just gotta be patient and hope no one third parties you lol

[snow tree]

I can solo bastions any day if I have time and peace

Rocketeers too

Two stacks of ammo is all I need

Bombs are annoying fucks to solo

Good city run btw, nicked two bomb cells off that dude, one bastion along the way to Marano for quest

[copper vapor]

I spent so long soloing a rocketeer with a ferro that I will never even attempt such a thing again

I'll just bring two wolfpacks

speaking of... need 2 rocketeer drivers for explosive station lvl 3

[snow tree]

Yeee, anvil only for rocketeer

He moves too much for ferro

[copper vapor]

time for some hairpin gaming

[snow tree]

I need one

[copper vapor]

yay late spawn

imma just extract and queue again lmao

late spawn AGAIN

[latent hazel]

fallout new vegas

[latent hazel]

is there late spawns in arc?\

[copper vapor]

I misread this as arc thermo lyming

[arctic flicker]

about 1/3 into a match, which are 30min each

[copper vapor]

yea

[arctic flicker]

EM Storm with rocketeer husks, decent chance to drop em

[blazing maple]

damn, nearly got some free money

[verbal gate]

how much is cow coin in real money

[blazing maple]

1 cow

[copper vapor]

the one I already have was looted from a baron husk

[arctic flicker]

didn't know baron husks could drop em, alot of effort to open em up for mediocre stuff

[timid hollow]

ace 5 arcade mode finished

mobius 1 saved the world again

[copper vapor]

I uh

feel a little off about the raiders I met just now

gonna do a free loadout for peace of mind

[timber oxide]

I can complain about being mildly rich, how about it?

[latent hazel]

that's insane

they figured that out in tarkov like 4 yearrs ago

[copper vapor]

yea it's glorpshit

HOLY SHIT

4 LATE SPAWNS IN A ROW

https://tenor.com/view/far-cry-release-me-joseph-seed-gif-12887358985963630884

I'm getting the opposite of preferential matchmaking

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/ace-combat-ace-combat6-fires-of-liberation-gentlemen-not-a-lady-on-earth-would-be-able-to-resist-us-now-cfa44nosferatu-gif-22280056

[copper vapor]

love it when free loadout gets relatively advanced items

[runic condor]

random ass games

[celest plank]

Is it normal that I am listening to a playlist with 15 songs repeatedly?

[timber oxide]

Yes

[copper vapor]

this is a metroidvania by IGA himself

not random at all

[halcyon fossil]

oh sick i wanted to play this

[copper vapor]

actually peam

trust me

[halcyon fossil]

you fucker? give me it

[runic condor]

oh nice, my fault then

[copper vapor]

ye wtf

[celest plank]

I want that too

[copper vapor]

nothing for me as well

[celest plank]

One sec

[runic condor]

if you have over 300 hours on fortnite you see the free games first

[celest plank]

Im gonna break a record

[halcyon fossil]

oh you can just go to the bloodstained page

https://store.epicgames.com/en-US/p/bloodstained-f3f575

[onyx vigil]

well i just embarassed myself defending gun rights

[celest plank]

whats up borka

[arctic flicker]

which gun rights was that

[onyx vigil]

i should basically commit sepuku

[onyx vigil]

basically own guns in general

[celest plank]

dont do it borka

[onyx vigil]

you can see it in the vaush discord server on politics and i fucked it up by being a shit on arguing

[timber oxide]

I mean, as long as you're mentally stable, what's the problem?

[onyx vigil]

basically they couldnt get behind the idea of gun controll doesnt work and only hurts the law abiding citizens

[timber oxide]

Listen, the law works here, what else do I have to say

[onyx vigil]

and i was shit at arguing my points even when i showed them that my country in sweden has over 2500 shootings since 2018

[onyx vigil]

it doesnt fix crime rate and criminals will still get guns illegally

[timber oxide]

I am a big fan of the system we have here in Poland, cause it's reasonably difficult to get a permit

[sour rivet]

[onyx vigil]

tough then again they are vaush supporters and they are fucking retarded

[onyx vigil]

okay the us has a bigger population than sweden

[snow tree]

Go Spaceport for quest

Get spawned opposite side

It's the one where I have to RUN BACK to where I started

[onyx vigil]

so of course the us will have more crimes than the us

[snow tree]

[onyx vigil]

but even then i fucking embarassed myself

[timber oxide]

In my case, I had to be a member of a sport shooting club for a year, then do an exam (both theory and practice) to acquire a license, and then make a visit to a doctor to declare myself mentally stable plus get an all clear from the local police to get a permit

[onyx vigil]

in sweden you cannot use guns for self defense apparently

[timid hollow]

[timber oxide]

My data is in a database, if I make a slightest mistake, my permit is gone

[timber oxide]

Oh I can, it's a whole different can of worms tho

[onyx vigil]

yeah but again i fucked up big time today

atleast i called them retarded

[timber oxide]

I can give you two examples we had on the theoretical

If a guy tells his dog to attack me, I can't shoot either

If a guy steals my car, it's a free target as long as he's in my car

[copper vapor]

lol wat

so you can shoot to protect your property

but not to protect your life?

[timber oxide]

Literally what a guy told us on a lecture we had before the exam

[copper vapor]

[arctic flicker]

sounds mighty retarded

[halcyon fossil]

goofy rule

[onyx vigil]

so guys what sould i do now

[timid hollow]

@marsh cargo VR missions go hard

[timber oxide]

I mean, if the guy himself is a threat, then I can protect myself

[onyx vigil]

because i am fucking depressed at myself

[left mantle]

damn pyrson can't roleplay atf

[sour rivet]

can he roleplay ntf

[halcyon fossil]

you got blown the fuck out by people that do nothing but think about debate, not a big deal

[timber oxide]

Poland is weird like that

[arctic flicker]

what about using a knife on said attack dog

[timber oxide]

For example, you can own a sword but can't own a "baseball bat-like object"

[timber oxide]

I think the rules apply the same

[celest plank]

Mates

Ladies and gentlemen

[timber oxide]

Hi Sound

[celest plank]

If anyone wants to be of assistance with making the video

I need all the screenshots you have involving Ted

[arctic flicker]

sounds retarded if you get mauled to death and you can't defend yourself

[timber oxide]

There's always something stupid in the law no matter where you look

[arctic flicker]

gotta bury the evidence, both the owner and the dog

[timber oxide]

[copper vapor]

glorpshit key room run

[onyx vigil]

yeah they banned me

vaush discord server banned me after i called them retarded

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/cristiano-ronaldo-award-winning-walking-gif-24664103

[timber oxide]

Anyways I don't plan on shooting anything other than paper and metal targets

[arctic flicker]

no loss there

[onyx vigil]

i may have been an idiot at arguing but atleast i called them fucking retarded

[copper vapor]

https://youtu.be/m_12CG6Ps78?si=1vm8Zs_z7D5J24nc

[celest plank]

https://tenor.com/view/gustavo-fring-gus-gustavo-fring-breaking-bad-gif-25742271

Check your driveway

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-gif-968943876633031890

[onyx vigil]

So guys what can I do to redeem myself for my retardness

[latent hazel]

that's the most suspicious message ive ever fucking seen

[timber oxide]

Gib cookie

[halcyon fossil]

i have some opinions on firearms if you want to relieve some of your shame

[onyx vigil]

I mean for the whole gun control argument

[timber oxide]

I dunno man, you're free to have your opinion on the thing

Why would you need to redeem yourself

[onyx vigil]

because I failed to defend gun rights

Also because I am shit at arguing

[timber oxide]

Brother you could put an expert on gun rights in your place and they'd probably fail too

You can't convince a retard that they are retarded

[halcyon fossil]

brother if you were a fraction as terminally online as vaush fans are you still would have lost

[copper vapor]

create an alt account
go to that discord again
call them retarded a second time

[onyx vigil]

Fair I guess tough they basically said that gun control works while not really answering how that would fix crime rate

[copper vapor]

same

[onyx vigil]

Nah you have to verify and shit

[copper vapor]

metal targets preferred, because the plink sound activates my serotonin

[halcyon fossil]

oh sorry i didn't mean to misgender you with brother, would you prefer rotorcraft?

[sour rivet]

i go by zim/gir
i am taking over the earth

[timber oxide]

Anyone can be a brother, same as anyone can be the member of "the boys"

[onyx vigil]

Anyways I did send them this video https://youtu.be/1NO5WNtl-uA?si=EMprUuOuS6OX154P

But again thank you guys for supporting me

[halcyon fossil]

i'll support you in your shame, but not your words cause i know you have some fuck ass opinions

[timber oxide]

I'm gonna misgender you as he/him because fuck you that's why

[onyx vigil]

Well I am sorry mate for having shifty opinions

[timber oxide]

I'll let you know that you have misgendered me many times cause I go by who/asked

[sour rivet]

yo mama

[onyx vigil]

And being shit at arguing anyways I will go to a pro gun discord server and talk there see you

[timber oxide]

But will you go pro or against

[onyx vigil]

Pro gun man

[timber oxide]

Professional gunman, get him

[onyx vigil]

That’s why I said that basically gun control is retarded and only hurts the law abiding citizen

And they argued against it anyways wish me luck

[timber oxide]

[copper vapor]

non-key run
rocketeer + hornet + a pvp rat camping the extract lmao

[celest plank]

What server

Ill go there and call them retards myself

[timid hollow]

ace 7 vr done

time to prepare for s ranking on highest diff

[copper vapor]

cock has been maxed out again

[left mantle]

you seen the edit of this scene?

[upbeat verge]

romania

[left mantle]

Lemme find it

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/PpDNbj8z6y4

[snow tree]

I just ran city, was chillin looting red tower on my way to galleria for quest, met friendly dude, he got ganked, third partied the second dude, looted both

They had nothing of interest

[timid hollow]

at this point im convinced some people straight up team in ace 7 mp

[left mantle]

Correct

[timid hollow]

rather target the 500 points raptor who goes for the highest point target than going for a worthwhile kill

kinda gey

just play tdm if you too bad to handle a furball

[timber oxide]

@sour rivet how would you explain the "recent" lore of Warframe to someone who hasn't played since the railjack update

[sour rivet]

wall.

[timber oxide]

Wall

[celest plank]

With like 20 action movies edited in?

[timber oxide]

I mean

It's accurate

[celest plank]

Of course I did

[left mantle]

It's what the internet was made for

[celest plank]

Instead

https://tenor.com/view/joe-emotiguy-picardia-rjumen-joecoin-gif-9795442093738000841

[left mantle]

I want to tell steam support you hacked my account.

[celest plank]

So you want to send a hitman at me

[left mantle]

hitman?

Nothing that personal

[celest plank]

You dont care for me enough to send a hitman

[snow tree]

Jesus I thought pip returned for a second

[celest plank]

But you care enough to have me killed

[celest plank]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1354933409947844700/1389691369039204352/pipnik_typing.gif

[left mantle]

I am american.

[timber oxide]

I basically explained it like "so we have big fuckass ships, everyone hates us even more, WAR, the other big fuckass ship appeared, there was a storybook, old man yaoi, back to the future shenanigans and now we kinda do stuff. Also, a pregnant frame"

[copper vapor]

yay best gun in the game guys

[sour rivet]

[copper vapor]

also I have something to say

[snow tree]

Mbo give me my sentinel cores

[copper vapor]

it's a good thing tian wen hides herself behind that metal door because look at those lips

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-yo-gif-26891796

[snow tree]

[timber oxide]

Yeah, that's a face punch

[celest plank]

@oblique belfry wheres the event cash you fat fuck

[copper vapor]

you don't like thicc lips?

[snow tree]

Celeste is right there

[copper vapor]

yea celeste is the punchable face

[oblique belfry]

bro thinks he is slick 🥀

i had you on 2nd monitor when you changed your pfp

[copper vapor]

tian wen is the socially awkward waifu

[timber oxide]

No, if someone made that face at me

[snow tree]

Doge where crimmas event

With money as prize

[celest plank]

crimmas event will be spotting secret dick pics in the nearest kino

[oblique belfry]

only event i got on mind is smth in minecraft rn

[sour rivet]

guys why is sound having an identity crisis again

[snow tree]

Not much of an event when Doge already spotted them all

[celest plank]

circumcised cock = 5 bucks
uncircumcised = 7 bucks

[celest plank]

https://tenor.com/view/sopranos-the-tony-soprano-offensive-gif-22410227

kreeo said he spotted pip

[copper vapor]

two more glorpshit key runs incoming

[celest plank]

so I took that to my heart

[copper vapor]

but first, lunch

[celest plank]

fuck

I lost my old pfp

[timber oxide]

Even if I didn't spot you shapeshifting, I'd know it's not real pipnik cause he didn't tell me to suck a dick the moment he spotted me

[snow tree]

Best key

[celest plank]

I miss him

🥀

[copper vapor]

I hate it

gives me nothing but green rarity shit

gun crate
il toro

fuckass

I'll find an il toro inside a random drawer

[snow tree]

It has been better for me than purples

So far

purple? either dog shit or gold gold gold
blue? 99% dog shit, 1% less dog shit
green? either dog shit or gold gold gold

[onyx vigil]

Yeah I think I found a community I like

[real aspen]

guh

why the fuck

[copper vapor]

I'm still getting 8 materials per raid, same amount as before
6% of 8 is 0.48

it's probably rounded down so it ends up still giving me 8

[oblique belfry]

told ya

shit aint worth

[copper vapor]

I wasn't expecting this to make much difference
but zero difference is a bit silly

the other bonuses are nice tho

I like the patchwork outfit
the xp bonus
extra skill points
it peam

[copper vapor]

btw I haven't even seen a sentinel yet after the reset

[arctic flicker]

I do quick night buried city runs, usually a sentinel spawn at the townhall or behind under the highway

[uneven sapphire]

Uh oh

Chat

[real aspen]

eat it

[snow tree]

I had one

ONE

Found another bettina bp tho

On city normal, in a metal box near gas station

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vTOgVT8CVU

alo

[oblique belfry]

[pallid sapphire]

Shit game

Im Rube

[copper vapor]

uh oh "survival mechanics"
a hunger bar

[pallid sapphire]

Oof

[oblique belfry]

why the fuck is there a hunger bar

[pallid sapphire]

Cause your THE BEAST

You hunger

FEAST

Rawr

[pallid sapphire]

Dafuq

[blazing maple]

oops bad crop

[sour rivet]

oh

[oblique belfry]

you bich

thats evil

[blazing maple]

teehee

just a little chrismtas SILYL

[snow tree]

Yes

[sour rivet]

sam

https://tenor.com/view/fall-the-lich-lich-king-adventure-time-litch-gif-3630070497349253076

[blazing maple]

can't talk rn in the citadel ruining shit

i'm so close

[pallid sapphire]

Next horse i see gets a smack

[sour rivet]

YOU SAID

[pallid sapphire]

Karim will hate you

[sour rivet]

YOU AINT CLOSE

[slim magnet]

cash register lady called me miss

and i wasn't even trying

that's crazy

[oblique belfry]

oh i forgot to check todays game

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/fais-lander-faislander-gif-11672351677096387689

[oblique belfry]

[pallid sapphire]

Im also a miss (man in sexy stuff)

I did a momo and performed horrible

[real aspen]

pretty sure i've see a hentai spinoff for that at some point

[pallid sapphire]

Its Sabs fault

[uneven sapphire]

done

[real aspen]

well done

[uneven sapphire]

[oblique belfry]

bro is speedrunning minecraft modpacks every weekend

[restive bear]

War

I tried to save a lady from soldiers and i died quick

[uneven sapphire]

I mean

yeag

[restive bear]

Also I hear combat in this game is janky, how's it for the sequel if anyone played KCD and 2

[uneven sapphire]

[snow tree]

Now play something proper

Like GTNH

[sour rivet]

I'm maki food

[slim magnet]

a what

going to uni drained me

it was just a like 1 hour excursion

and i'm fully drained of energy

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiMg566PREA

[uneven sapphire]

whats that

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

https://x.com/i/status/2003353841493020759 @rocky turtle

aircon (@_aircon11)

#Limbus_Company
i↓ must↑ be→ the↓ reason→↑ why→

X · Dec 23, 2025, 6:35 AM

[pallid sapphire]

What you did yesterday with atm etc

[oblique belfry]

🥀

sabrina is back as well

[sour rivet]

NO

[oblique belfry]

him too

[sour rivet]

SHES LOOSW

[real aspen]

they put me in fortnigh 😔

[upbeat verge]

raw

[real aspen]

[upbeat verge]

@frozen void @real aspen @oblique belfry @sick trail

WERE SO JOLLY UP IN THIS BITCH

[oblique belfry]

family reveal

[real aspen]

this is the most normal image ever posted in offtopic

[upbeat verge]

earlier because not every family can make it

[oblique belfry]

im SO gonna over analyze everthing

[upbeat verge]

@cunning reef @quiet abyss @little depot

[oblique belfry]

[real aspen]

no, seriously

[oblique belfry]

is it peach or lemon

[real aspen]

this picture gives me very odd feeling

not a bad one

[oblique belfry]

jolly

[upbeat verge]

it was captured in the heat of the moment

[real aspen]

a little sad i'd say

goddamn i hate the festive seasons

[upbeat verge]

??? mf said sad

[real aspen]

im allergic to happiness

[real aspen]

as in it makes me feel sad

[oblique belfry]

soap

[real aspen]

something i dont feel very much often at all

[cold hound]

are there any americans here who know where I can find decent merch for Ukrainian artists? Specifcally sadsvit, діти інженерів, ДК Енергетик? and анастимоза?

[oblique belfry]

holy edgelord

reddit is that way

[real aspen]

kill yourself

[oblique belfry]

[upbeat verge]

i support doge on this one

[frozen void]

who them girls on the left and are they over 18

[sour rivet]

bro

[upbeat verge]

no shes not retard

[oblique belfry]

[upbeat verge]

fucking diddy looking ass

[frozen void]

i see , always ask first guys

[real aspen]

bitch i cant help it im autistic and/or retarded

[upbeat verge]

ice king ggs

[real aspen]

[onyx vigil]

I expected more from you, talking like a retard, I am not mad I am just disappointed

[sour rivet]

shut yo bitch ass up

[cold hound]

lets stop using racial slurs and cuss words here

[real aspen]

and, like, am i wrong

[cold hound]

allah does not like that behavior

[real aspen]

when was last time any of ya'll felt genuine sadness

[onyx vigil]

Fuck allah

[sour rivet]

#### ######### ## ## amogus ### ### cock

[upbeat verge]

i cant be bothered to call him namss

[cold hound]

allah forgives you and loves you

[upbeat verge]

we jolly rn

pipe down retard

[cold hound]

drop dead retard

[onyx vigil]

Lul

this is why I love you guys

[oblique belfry]

turns out jinx has a lego version as well @blazing maple

[cold hound]

I was playing COP and I heard the "drop dead retard" line and i was dying of laughter, i forgot that exists

[sour rivet]

this will cost atleast 50$

[onyx vigil]

[sour rivet]

in real time

[onyx vigil]

[blazing maple]

ya I think they added them with the newest batch

[oblique belfry]

nay

[sick trail]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@cold hound

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[sour rivet]

in real life

[blazing maple]

I need them to add the season 2 designs + cait

[onyx vigil]

[sour rivet]

legos are expensive man

[sick trail]

[cold hound]

Why are you always here?

every single time man

[blazing maple]

anyway halflife 2 beat

[oblique belfry]

when season 3 happens maybe

[blazing maple]

bed, engaged

[oblique belfry]

oh wait

[sick trail]

Because :)

[oblique belfry]

[blazing maple]

camille and renata season for sure

[real aspen]

dry is full time offtopic slave

[sick trail]

https://tenor.com/view/flood-halo-ce-flood-halo-flood-gangnam-style-gif-12578178712579289963

[cold hound]

why do we have to wear these ridiculous ties

[sour rivet]

you will awake with thoughts of war

[onyx vigil]

Because he is depressed

l

[sour rivet]

and the need to stream ep1 and 2 oooOooOOoo

[onyx vigil]

Ol

[oblique belfry]

🥀

[cold hound]

Half-life > Half-life 2

[upbeat verge]

guys i got something in a hello kitty bag

we won

[sour rivet]

woag

[real aspen]

neat

[upbeat verge]

https://tenor.com/view/jalen-hurts-jalen-hurts-meek-mill-i-used-to-pray-for-times-like-this-gif-13709870523385828441

[oblique belfry]

GOLD GOLD GOLD

[upbeat verge]

CHECK HIM PC

[onyx vigil]

And I need to write my love the love poem I am going to give to her tomorrow on Christmas

[real aspen]

well what is it

hello kitty merch?

[onyx vigil]

no it’s a love poem

[oblique belfry]

where the fuck am i

and what the fuck did they do

to hp system

[onyx vigil]

Brainrot hell

[upbeat verge]

wait i make video

[onyx vigil]

what the fuck kind of ai bullshit is this

[oblique belfry]

lego survival mode is pretty fun ngl

[sour rivet]

HEYYY THERE! IF YOU WANT TO FIND MY TREASURE YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TRY BETTER THAN THAT

[real aspen]

this is peak

[craggy oriole]

Phone I use to record a stranger dying instead of calling 911

[copper vapor]

hot but respectable take

[oblique belfry]

also it took them this long to increase hud count from 5 to 8 🥀

[upbeat verge]

@real aspen @sour rivet @oblique belfry @cunning reef @frozen void

sec

[craggy oriole]

Half life has more vibe than 2 but I grew up with 2 and gmod so I'm biased

[sour rivet]

black mesa

entropy

[onyx vigil]

https://youtube.com/shorts/5qHlqaE5vLk?si=3rppe7v64byFE00M

[craggy oriole]

Sometimes I just hear the wood sliding loop from hl2 in my head

[cold hound]

im talking about gameplay. HL2 has bette world/narrative

[upbeat verge]

the jolly is off yhe charts fellas

[cold hound]

Half-Life 3 is coming out soon

[craggy oriole]

I'm so proud of her

[cold hound]

Its coming out January 3rd, 2026. Not lying either.

[craggy oriole]

I want to know how they square the circle on aperture being canon to hl

[real aspen]

iz that a tv

[craggy oriole]

Something about it bothers me to think about

[upbeat verge]

bike

[real aspen]

damn

[upbeat verge]

for the little turd

[real aspen]

attach a motorcycle engine to it

[halcyon fossil]

my left ear is so jolly 🎅

[upbeat verge]

yes yes I know

[halcyon fossil]

still

[craggy oriole]

Why is the combine hunting down the black mesa remnants so hard to get their shitty teleporter that sucks up more power than an llm farm so that it can blow the grid and turn a cat inside out when aperture has had working portable portal gun technology for 20 years

[upbeat verge]

jolly levels off the charts

[craggy oriole]

And also how the fuck were they not the ones getting all the funding

They have HARD LIGHT

[sour rivet]

cave johnson

[craggy oriole]

They have so many things that just blow black mesa out of the water

The competition between the two labs works in portal where it's more just a reference then anything

But in ep2 it's teeing up the borealis as a plot point

All black mesa has is unstable crystal portals, gluon guns, and the world's largest goop refinery

[onyx vigil]

love that man

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240196923644968960/1453038722462515324/video0_1.mp4?ex=694bff43&is=694aadc3&hm=6cecbc30eaf097057ff31bd120c5ac1afac45a510a9aef888b7c323601934d88&

[pallid sapphire]

[real aspen]

[pallid sapphire]

Time for Throgging

more trolling

[onyx vigil]

this is why i dont like furries

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/po-dies-dies-of-death-teletubbies-gif-23885910

[pallid sapphire]

as troll king

with the trolls

[onyx vigil]

disgusting wtf shit

[upbeat verge]

[sour rivet]

[real aspen]

ivan going from jolly to this in microsecond

that's why i love him

[pallid sapphire]

they gifted him a life sized doll

[real aspen]

neat

[copper vapor]

ppl get muted for this kinda thing

[upbeat verge]

ongod we all cracking the fallout 4 deathclaw mommy

[copper vapor]

wait I have a better way to react to this

[upbeat verge]

YES WE

[sour rivet]

NOT WE

[upbeat verge]

god bless josta is gone

[copper vapor]

we're in a godless land now

[left mantle]

what the actual fuck did I just tab into?

[upbeat verge]

[copper vapor]

do you think iedy would've @ everyone'd with that tarkov copypasta if josta were here
no sir

[sour rivet]

chubby deathclaw woman

[real aspen]

anyway

[copper vapor]

just ivan things

[left mantle]

y'all need help

[sour rivet]

I DIN DO SHIT

[left mantle]

Like mental help

[sour rivet]

I KEPT MY COMPOSRE

[upbeat verge]

https://tenor.com/view/dillom-rage-dog-angry-dog-gif-17954176246139200797

[real aspen]

daily(ish) music post incoming

https://youtu.be/oFFI2on0chw?si=FWuzbN3ewzKb-tbu

[sour rivet]

[real aspen]

goddamn i love the last bridge

[upbeat verge]

hey

[sour rivet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMgb4c6FTV8&list=RDSSYGILOL-tg&index=4&pp=8AUB go my fuignfkg song

[pallid sapphire]

he lives in your head rent free

[copper vapor]

[sour rivet]

because MBO KEEPS POSTING THAT GOTDANG IMAGE THEREFOR HE GETS BACK IN

MBO IS A AGENT OF JOSTA

[real aspen]

To gods those that hear me, the monsters up high
I stake my rejection and bide my aid's time
Oh, can you forgive me for what I have become
The mother of curses
My children of one
But I have no power
My lineage burned
A crucified image
While every soul yearns
To those I rejected
I pray you'll return
By Grace
By Grace

like

goddamn

[proven tundra]

Dang watched the Respawn CEO guy's death caught on video

What a senseless death

[sour rivet]

i like how theres fragments of gwyn and gherman's theme in this song

[real aspen]

i also love cleansing flame

wish we could be pals with messmer 😔

dude seems lonely

[sour rivet]

"MESSMER, I'VE COME SEEKING THE FRIENDSHIP OF LEYNDELL!"

[copper vapor]

not my fault y'all keep posting this degenerate crap that makes me miss him

[sour rivet]

i aint y'all 🥀

i blame iedy for this

[copper vapor]

https://www.ign.com/articles/star-citizen-dev-says-squadron-42-is-now-fully-playable-is-over-40-hours-in-length-and-is-still-on-track-for-2026-release-date

@left mantle

[left mantle]

Yup

Letter from the Chairman

[real aspen]

https://youtu.be/twrvjRlhiBo?si=a0K3QR1laBVhNKY4

corin spin

[timber oxide]

We need Josta back fr fr

[proven tundra]

[sour rivet]

we got star citizen 2 before star citizen

[copper vapor]

one upgrade to go

[left mantle]

Once again.

Other way around

[upbeat verge]

NO

[left mantle]

Squadron 42 is the original vision.

[real aspen]

soft

[uneven sapphire]

well

this modpack was fun

[obsidian sun]

first thing i see when i wake up

[pallid sapphire]

[copper vapor]

guess it's time to start stellaing my montis

who posted the full expedition mats yesterday or 2 days ago? I forgot to save the image

ratted again

this time I killed the guy with nades

brought snap blasts to take down a hornet for apollo quest

[proven tundra]

[copper vapor]

used them on the asshole instead

[proven tundra]

gj

[copper vapor]

lmao

I thought the reset would remove all my stats

but no here it is

I was gonna see if my players downed/ko'd was back to 1

[zealous depot]

Gonna be a buggy mess too?

[copper vapor]

hopefully not? being a singleplayer game it might not have the turbojank involved with server desyncs and whatnot

[onyx vigil]

Hey does anyone want to play gta online or cod waw?

[celest plank]

@oak magnet

btw

@upbeat verge

Have you finished GTA V?

[onyx vigil]

On Xbox?

[snow tree]

https://tenor.com/view/perfectly-balanced-thanos-infinity-war-gif-13078930

I just had freebie try to rat me as I finished my extract

Buddy forgot rattler I is doodoo

[zealous depot]

[proven tundra]

[zealous depot]

Man why did I sign up to work tomorrow

[proven tundra]

cause

money

[zealous depot]

True

I do like muneh

[proven tundra]

[zealous depot]

But its 7 in the morning

[sour rivet]

@oblique belfry @blazing maple IM BEING HELD AT FUCKING GUNPOINT

[zealous depot]

I will not survive

[onyx vigil]

Hey rat do you want to hang out?

[green granite]

https://youtube.com/shorts/cU5wGrWSSQc?si=hRkqfF43HtVIzkPc

[sour rivet]

IM
DEAD

[zealous depot]

Hi dead

I'm dad

[sour rivet]

father

where is milk

[zealous depot]

Its expired

[onyx vigil]

Yo mama

[upbeat verge]

taking a break from it

dont wanna finish it too fast

its a bit too good

[proven tundra]

Ièm not really a hang out person 😛

Also dang french keyboard

[timber oxide]

You could probably put L3 into the infantry mode and it would still get destroyed by a guy with a stick

[onyx vigil]

I just meant like play some games together man

[timber oxide]

Does it come with a miniature eiffel tower and a baguette dispenser?

[onyx vigil]

Probably I mean the Swedish keyboard I have comes with a button to nuke Denmark

And sill comes free

yum

[timber oxide]

Have you tried pressing the button?

@oblique belfry I think I'm gonna postpone my Dispatch playthrough because I might fully commit to having Warframe take 100% of my Steam playtime in December

[oblique belfry]

[timber oxide]

It's too fucking funny

[oblique belfry]

turns out

we were playing build 41 all along

and we had to change it from betas

oh well save was not even 8 hours long

[sour rivet]

jinx fuggin shot me

[proven tundra]

[timber oxide]

B41 is superior anyways

[oblique belfry]

i want changes

more fuckeries to get me killed

like falling off a skyscraper

[frank hearth]

pyr do you see yourself joining in gaslignting doge into warframe

[sour rivet]

i've already failed in that

[oblique belfry]

sturm fak of

[frank hearth]

you have european agents that can change that

[frank hearth]

no

[quiet abyss]

Pyr is right, 41 is better rn

[frank hearth]

install warframe

even your rig can run it

[onyx vigil]

Not yet I will do it on new year

[green granite]

But

Think about it

Ragdoll = Funny

[sour rivet]

@oblique belfry cant believe imagine dragons as the band is canon in the LoL universe

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

how will this effect the neeko population

[oblique belfry]

best you get is a scuttle crab

no neekos

[frank hearth]

the real question is do they have the radioactive music video with the weird ass muppets in the league universe aswell

[timber oxide]

Mods

[oblique belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/league-of-legends-scuttle-crab-crown-twin-vro-gif-13091929384796820372

[timber oxide]

I'd like changes, but not really the ones B42 does

[green granite]

Yess

Free buff

[timber oxide]

Yes