╟❓general-offtopic

[wide chasm]

offtopic's back

[uneven sapphire]

put yours on too , romanian

[wide chasm]

aw ffs its full of furries

[teal spade]

[wide chasm]

fuck this shit im going back to sleep

[sour rivet]

always has been

[teal spade]

shut it rat furry

[wide chasm]

I am NOT a rat

[uneven sapphire]

@quiet abyss still cant join

[wide chasm]

im a mouse shithead

[buoyant sapphire]

Brother do you know how many furries currently serve in the US Army??

[frozen void]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-kitty-gif-4296344325295025168

[heavy junco]

The furry cabal controls the system administration and cybersec industry with an iron grip

[wide chasm]

I truly dont wanna know, but i'd guess like, a lot

[fiery star]

I'm posting another one just to annoy the haters

[obsidian sun]

just do an @ everyone - 50

[wide chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/a-brief-disagreement-cavemen-fighting-world-war-4-humanity-gif-14247561230571398294

[buoyant sapphire]

<3<3<3

[uneven sapphire]

pawpatrol rp

[frozen void]

https://tenor.com/view/myass-gif-19959059

[obsidian sun]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1427563030786347060/My_Video-1.gif

[wide chasm]

Classic vomitshit stew

[fiery star]

Funni

[wide chasm]

how does it feel being a furry

[fiery star]

Feels great

[blazing maple]

I've seen this soup before

[quiet abyss]

[blazing maple]

Fuzzy

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/when-the-goop-gif-2022542988510754260

[quiet abyss]

that is a good question actually

[frozen void]

Anyway imma clock off , sorry for ping again

[olive coral]

Retar

[fiery star]

Being a furry is literally like doing drugs

[wide chasm]

fuzzy=itchy

[uneven sapphire]

i restarted steam im trying agian

[quiet abyss]

[quiet abyss]

ok, well now we have 4th

and i died :(

[obsidian sun]

lock this channel down before you go

[wide chasm]

acaso quisiste decir subnormal

[quiet abyss]

because my parry never went through

[quiet abyss]

so i just died

[olive coral]

The lion needs to stop posting tarkov copypastas

Clearly its a sign

[frozen void]

it is done, that was the last one

[olive coral]

God

Fucking

Bless

[sour rivet]

Iedy start posting another copypata

[obsidian sun]

https://tenor.com/view/kang-the-conqueror-kang-variants-many-kangs-multiple-kangs-kangs-cheering-gif-13082239200333412930

[wide chasm]

is the bird ok

[frozen void]

unless ... @frail leaf

[sour rivet]

NO

HALT

[wide chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-gif-26185840

its happening again

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/jungle-jail-meme-prisoner-gets-taken-away-guys-sliding-lol-gif-27045144

[heavy junco]

Awesome video

[fiery star]

I think I need breakfast

[uneven sapphire]

no

[fiery star]

Bread with soup would be nice

[uneven sapphire]

just smoke a cigarett and drink a coffee

[wide chasm]

black coffee and cigars sir?

[fiery star]

Dude, I just smoked

[uneven sapphire]

great minds think alike

[wide chasm]

smoke another one

[fiery star]

I'll have to buy another pack soon

[wide chasm]

[fiery star]

Baked or menthol

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/ULTRAKILLMedia/status/1987222452171149418?s=20

Media With ULTRAKILL Music 🇸🇩🇵🇸🇨🇩 (@ULTRAKILLMedia)

https://t.co/6IbMjY6aJr

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Nov 8, 2025, 6:15 PM

[uneven sapphire]

beesechurger

[wide chasm]

I detest people who add sugar to their coffee (unless its with milk, then its acceptable tbh)

[blazing maple]

I started posting Arc raiders in tarkov as protest of Iedy's tarkov in offtopic and not a few days later has it paid off already

[sour rivet]

you did this

[blazing maple]

God is good

[fiery star]

I like my latte

[sour rivet]

yor reward for this sam

[wide chasm]

cow milk or almond?

[sour rivet]

is my singular wolfpack

[raven swan]

Omg hoshino

[blazing maple]

hey

[frozen void]

i only drink black

[wide chasm]

Did i stutter?

[frozen void]

i actually need the energy

[wide chasm]

[cedar arch]

Found this song with that melancholic Eastern-European desolation we enjoy in STALKER. Banger https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUAldzxk_5I

[fiery star]

Who the fuck put almond milk in coffee

[wide chasm]

just make sure you eat something with it

[blazing maple]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@cedar arch

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[blazing maple]

the S word

[sour rivet]

i must raid...

[blazing maple]

has been said

[quiet abyss]

reddit mod

[sour rivet]

hhhhhhfh

[wide chasm]

or else the stomach ulcers will ruin your life

[quiet abyss]

[sour rivet]

but i also hunger

[wide chasm]

do you fear too?

[sour rivet]

no

[cedar arch]

I figured it would be fine, because it's in offtopic?

[wide chasm]

aw

[olive coral]

Damn the last sentence

[mystic lion]

wad da dog doing

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-mewing-mew-cat-mewing-mewing-tutorial-mewing-cat-gif-495067373805540650

[mystic lion]

I got tagged or was it an everyone tag

HMMMMM

[frozen void]

Mistake ping sorry

[fiery star]

Can I post my feet pic

[uneven sapphire]

@mystic lion

[quiet abyss]

holy shit it will NEVER END

[wide chasm]

do it and you will burn

[quiet abyss]

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY PEOPLE

[mystic lion]

nah u good broski, I thought someone finally remembered me

[olive coral]

This server has 600k people

[fiery star]

Maybe you'll secretly love my toes

[heavy junco]

@mystic lion I remember what you did in '96

[wide chasm]

🤢

[limber musk]

did someone accidentally ping everyone in this channel, i haven't posted here in ages and got tagged

[wide chasm]

Brother ew

[valid bear]

hello

[quiet abyss]

@hexed kernel

not too bad

[olive coral]

It just keeps going

[mystic lion]

good ol 96, I remember those days man, when my mother was in highschool

[wide chasm]

i swear if i get a dm footy pic

[frozen void]

mistake ping sorry

[mystic lion]

good ol days

[sour rivet]

SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP

[fiery star]

🦶

[limber musk]

https://tenor.com/view/hitting-someone-with-a-bat-hitting-a-guy-into-a-screen-hitting-and-breaking-the-screen-gif-24414471

[wide chasm]

Oh thats good nvm

[hexed kernel]

78% damage? unplayable. recycle it immediately

[wide chasm]

now dip them in liquid mercury

[quiet abyss]

i meant the other stats

its decent

i might keep it

knife is ok

[fiery star]

Nah man, get ready to see my twink feet in your dm

[quiet abyss]

but its best on vet,

shredder frag my beloved

[wide chasm]

I REQUIRE ASSISTANCE

[quiet abyss]

makes it so easy

[wide chasm]

HELP

[frozen void]

sir , please stop this madness

[wide chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-gif-26185840

[blazing maple]

my brother you must cease this tomfoolery at once

[cedar arch]

https://tenor.com/view/tails-soup-fork-tails-sonic-speech-bubble-fork-gif-7310101985885690761

[fiery star]

Funni

[sour rivet]

aw sweet

[frozen void]

just shoot them stupid

[sour rivet]

why are you calling me stupid

fuck you think im gonna do

[wide chasm]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/986412422048907295/986417665843277824/attachment-13.gif

[sour rivet]

stupid

[wide chasm]

aw fuck

[copper vapor]

is Speranza the 'hideout'

[sour rivet]

yeah

[graceful nest]

You hath awoken me

what is your desire

[sour rivet]

go back to sleep worm

[fiery star]

It's a shame me and my friends won't be buying ARC Raider, we had some fun in beta testing, but we're already tied up in another extraction shooter

[fluid trout]

Where's Alchem

[nimble vale]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-react-this-user-pregnant-man-gif-7314513712895381143

[wide chasm]

get out of the tarkov hole please

[graceful nest]

Monolith raider squad be apon ye

[uneven sapphire]

check this shit out chat

[fiery star]

It's ABI

The Chinese tarkov

[wide chasm]

oh god its worse than i thought

[hexed kernel]

lmao

[fluid trout]

Airships always peak

[fiery star]

Still better than tarkov after Nikita scammed my shit with the EOD

[wide chasm]

30 hail mary's a day and 1 hour of praying for ye, or just idk uninstall

[quiet abyss]

whats with the fucking homeless dude

wtf

[timber oxide]

3 people who look like perfectly capable warriors and a literal child

[wide chasm]

he's my kenshi character

[fluid trout]

Fym hes just chilling

[quiet abyss]

likely

[wide chasm]

big leagues caught up to him

[frozen void]

Tarkov talk in offtopic

[quiet abyss]

BUT WHYS HE HOMELESS

[frozen void]

[uneven sapphire]

oh no

ffs

[quiet abyss]

its a hive city, theres always a shithole to live in

[sour rivet]

i will defeather you

[timber oxide]

Oh the slowmode is off

[fiery star]

Also, some scammer online stole my EOD account, so I won't be playing Tarkov for the foreseeable future

[quiet abyss]

[blazing maple]

12 dollar

[fluid trout]

He's just in between houses

[quiet abyss]

sure

[hexed kernel]

damn i wonder who started it

[uneven sapphire]

i got 1 is tahat good?

[graceful nest]

https://tenor.com/view/pricemaster-pog-pogchamp-gheedstreasure-youtube-gif-17380308295937255998

[blazing maple]

yesssss

[fluid trout]

Would 5 bucks and a McDonald's cheeseburger work?

[quiet abyss]

i wonder who started homelessness

[frozen void]

the only one that could stop me was myself

[sour rivet]

sam is trying to rob people of their hard earned money

[frozen void]

[graceful nest]

10 trillion dollars

[sour rivet]

my cow is washed

[blazing maple]

that would be ideal

[frozen void]

aight gn ppl of offtopik

[wide chasm]

can i get some cheese

i have 50 bucks

[blazing maple]

gn bird creature

[wide chasm]

yall going to sleep already?

[blazing maple]

I should go get something to eat considering i puked up all the food I ate for dinner last night

[sour rivet]

hello yes i am brib creature i will be taking his place

[blazing maple]

I am very hungry

[wide chasm]

where's the gambling??

[fiery star]

Gn furry

[fluid trout]

Farmers when it rains when they let the cows out

[sour rivet]

please do

[sour rivet]

i will continue to worry until you EAT

[fiery star]

Exactly

[wide chasm]

what do yall eat

[sour rivet]

brick

[wide chasm]

toes are not an option

[fiery star]

Tard fume

[fluid trout]

They preemptively had most of my underlings stay at home since there's a pretty huge storm coming

Idek why I have to go to work lmao

[fiery star]

Because you ate them all?

[wide chasm]

i have no answer to that question

[nimble vale]

https://tenor.com/view/gato-triste-com-sono-bocejando-cansado-gif-2295619231831500370

[fluid trout]

Just a bucket load of sweet corn

[fiery star]

acquiescence

[wide chasm]

corn🤢

[heavy junco]

SEVENTEEN THOUUUUSAND DOOOOLLLLAAAAARRRRSSSSS

[oblique belfry]

wtf i got a ghost cat

[fiery star]

Bruh, I really want some bread and soup right now

[graceful nest]

15 *** BILLION*** DOLLARS

[sour rivet]

its green because its placeable

[heavy junco]

The pricemaster is one of the best vids ever made
High art honestly

[wide chasm]

have yall tried fried plantain

[blazing maple]

instead of worrying you should eat too

[graceful nest]

rip To the OG pricemaster, he passed away a couple years ago

[heavy junco]

Real :(

[sour rivet]

dad is cooking rn

i will eat when thats done

[blazing maple]

what's dad cookin

[sour rivet]

chikn

[wide chasm]

food

[oblique belfry]

@uneven sapphire i got it as well

[fluid trout]

Currently having the French breakfast, a cup of awful coffee and a cigarette

[wide chasm]

where's the cocaine?

[fiery star]

My government is giving each of us 322.77usd because taxes overflow, isn't that great

[blazing maple]

you soon

[graceful nest]

yummers

[sour rivet]

ive been waiting for you to send that

so i could send this

[sour rivet]

true

ahh.... fed, at last

oh samantha... now dawns thy reckoning. and thy loot shall GLISTEN, BEFORE THE TEMPLES OF ARC

creatures of offtopic

my gratitude upon thee for my entertainment

[oblique belfry]

lmao

[ionic ingot]

What happened?

[quiet abyss]

how so

[oblique belfry]

huh ?

[fluid trout]

had an embarrassing event three days ago, coworker saw me hunched over my desk looking like a gremlin while building an SNAA Giant Axe during breaktime

[oblique belfry]

[fiery star]

I ordered some garlic bread, fried chicken and soup

[static axle]

[oblique belfry]

oh no

[hexed stag]

(Every following new line is a point of stupidity)

>Iedy (a moderator here)

promts a LLM
to write a Tarkov copy-pasta
which contains a "@ everyone "
doesn't proof-read
posts it into general chat

[pine trout]

i can barely play the game, i am so jealous

[hexed kernel]

have you tried downloading more fps?

[ionic ingot]

Why the ping?

[quiet abyss]

bro read

[fiery star]

Even my 3060ti is struggling to run BF6 sometimes

[quiet abyss]

literally just laid it out

[pine trout]

not sure if its the cpu or the ping or both

[quiet abyss]

@hexed kernel START

[pine trout]

i shall kms

[sour rivet]

got me chink

[hexed kernel]

one sec

[timber oxide]

That's funny cause my fucking laptop version of 3060 (not ti) runs it just fine

[pine trout]

i have a 3070 ti with and ryzen 7 5000 and it barely works (on the lowest graphics)

[fiery star]

I don't know what the hell is going on with it, one of my friends even play it on a 1060

[pine trout]

more reason to die

[timber oxide]

I can't really help you with that, I just know that there apparently are documented cases of the game running on potato PCs just fine (enough)

[fiery star]

I have a Ryzen 7 3700X tho, probably is the problem

[timber oxide]

Both of my computers have Intel CPUs

[pine trout]

its a very cpu game, i have a ryzen 7 5k and its fucked

[timber oxide]

Laptop has an 12th gen i7 and desktop has a 14th gen i7

[fiery star]

Why it's always the expensive part needs to be changed

[timber oxide]

Both of my computers run the game just fine but on different presets

[fiery star]

I'm running on a mixture of low and mid settings

[oblique belfry]

oh ffs not again

[fiery star]

Frames still often drops and it looks like shit

[pine trout]

i have the lowest ones possible and my gpu is fine but the cpu is just down the drain

i always have the shit icons on the left side of the screen

[sour rivet]

HEHAHAHHAAA

I COME AGAIN

[timber oxide]

So, my laptop, yeah
RTX3060, 12th gen i7, 32gb RAM
iirc Medium preset, works just fine

[blazing maple]

@sour rivet once my food is ordered and I eat it (around 30 ish minutes) we can arc together

[sour rivet]

okie dokie

yay ❤️

[pine trout]

someone buy me a new computer pls : )

[timber oxide]

No

[pine trout]

[sour rivet]

only person getting a new pc first is doge

[proven tundra]

I just finished arc'ing
Only got shot in the back twice

[sour rivet]

and by god i will make that happen

somehow

someday

[timber oxide]

No you won't, you jobless bird

[sour rivet]

im trying man...

[fiery star]

But, according to google, 3060ti and Ryzen 7 3700X are apparently the "Recommended" system requirements, so wtf

[timber oxide]

I know

[pine trout]

join the french foreign legion, new pc on arrival

[sour rivet]

im really stressed

[timber oxide]

Play more Arc to de-stress

[sour rivet]

eating

[timber oxide]

You're eating arc?

Damn

[glad parrot]

What's funny to me is that the AI literally tricked Iedy.. a CLANKER won against him :3

[sour rivet]

stressed about trying to get a job > i begin to stress eat > we are not doing good with money so we gotta be careful with what groceries we buy > endless cycle

[fiery star]

At least you're not being exploited by your own parents in their small business

[timber oxide]

There's a ">make someone buy me a new game to forget about the stress" somewhere before endless cycle

[pine trout]

at least your not a piece of governement proprety

[sour rivet]

i didnt makeeee youuu

[timber oxide]

That's true

[sour rivet]

i jokingly asked

then hit you with the

[fiery star]

But that pays better

[timber oxide]

But I still did it cause you said you want it and then I said I will get it to you and then you asked me like 6 more times

[pine trout]

barelly

i have a benefits but meh

[sour rivet]

i dint ask 6 more times

did i?

[uneven sapphire]

@quiet abyss i think the beast of nurgle was so fat my game crashed

[sour rivet]

i only remember 2

[timber oxide]

Maybe not 6

But at least 2

[hexed stag]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-ishowspeed-yeah-right-ishowspeed-yeah-ishowspeed-right-ishowspeed-stream-gif-2870397197282141259

There are things I shouldn't say...

[sour rivet]

speaking of bf6 i fucking hate my teammates

[fiery star]

I have no benefits and underpaid

[timber oxide]

Oh yeah

[sour rivet]

i am RIGHT NEXT TO YOU

[timber oxide]

Teammates suck

[sour rivet]

LET ME DEFIB YOU

[pine trout]

join french foreign legion (i am not part of it btw) lot of good things fr

[timber oxide]

No, they play too much CoD

[sour rivet]

god i cant wait for bo7 to release

[fiery star]

Nah, I will die before I finish training

[sour rivet]

so all these mfs will hopefuilly leave

[glad parrot]

Gonna get yourself dusted, caaareful!

[pine trout]

ain't that bad trust me

just learn to run a few miles, push ups pull ups and ur good

and u get french citizenship

AKA social care

[fiery star]

I don't exercise, like at all, and I'm only a few kilos away from being underweight, and I'm also a heavy smoker, ain't no way I'm fit for that kind of stuff lol

[timber oxide]

Bro I'd rather die than help the fr*nch

[pine trout]

where ever you are from we have probably helped you at some point but i accept the french hate

[timber oxide]

Oh, trust me

You didn't

[pine trout]

na ur good, everything is possible

[timber oxide]

You actually didn't

And we hoped you would

[pine trout]

czech ?

[timber oxide]

Polish

[pine trout]

second guess

[fiery star]

Damn

[pine trout]

ye ye we kinda fucked up at that point but the soviets were comming for u anyways

we had no chance

[fiery star]

I like polish though, pretty based

[pine trout]

fr

[timber oxide]

At least send us a carrier pigeon with "lol, nope"

[sour rivet]

we all outta pigeons

[pine trout]

fr

[timber oxide]

You baguettes

[pine trout]

died in ww1

[sour rivet]

i got some ravens

[pine trout]

best bird imo

[pine trout]

[timber oxide]

Ravens are based

[fiery star]

French people kinda weird ngl

[sour rivet]

corvids

i love my corvids

[pine trout]

na

we good

we baguette

[fiery star]

All the crazy experimental movies you make

[sour rivet]

weren't you guys like the reigning kingdom for a while

what happened to that

do that again

[timber oxide]

Birb

Listen

[pine trout]

or the sun we made, lived for 22mins btw

[sour rivet]

listening

[timber oxide]

In the history of Europe

Who wasn't

[sour rivet]

me

[timber oxide]

Even Poland was like a big thing once

And then we kinda disappeared

[sour rivet]

Poland used to be Polands

[pine trout]

but its fine, the polish buy french gear now and will be great again.

[fiery star]

I wish my country was big in the history, but we're just a colony for the Chinese, Portuguese, Dutchmen and Japanese

[timber oxide]

Damn

[sour rivet]

im gonna send 3 pictures from my phone rq i wanna save them to my pc

[pine trout]

korea ?

[fiery star]

Nah

[pine trout]

which one then ?

taiwan ?

[timber oxide]

God damn it Birb

[fiery star]

Taiwan

[timber oxide]

Can I save them too

[sour rivet]

yeg

[pine trout]

i believe yall buy our gear to

not sure

[sour rivet]

splendid

[pine trout]

since we export so much

[timber oxide]

It's a possibility, we buy a lot of stuff

[pine trout]

and we are the second largest weapons seller in the world

[sour rivet]

man my image memes are mostly reaction images

[pine trout]

so ye, probably

[fiery star]

BRUH, I just realised I haven't place down the order for my food yet

[timber oxide]

I wonder who's first

[glad parrot]

Guess you'll starve~

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/cheese-challenge-cat-fall-off-table-taking-a-tumble-cheese-on-head-gif-14154057

[fiery star]

I can do it now

But I'm starving already

[glad parrot]

Exactly :3

Torture

Anguish

[fiery star]

Another cigarette will set me just right

[pine trout]

https://tenor.com/view/darkest-dungeon-affliction-irrational-gif-11838038135160624284

[pine trout]

expensive

stop smoking and buy new pc for bf6

[glad parrot]

Every time someone says cigarettes or cigs, my eyes go to my cig box.. it's callin to me

Like the fuckin GREEN GOBLIN MASK

[pine trout]

like the monolith

don't listen to it

[fiery star]

Nicotine is my best friend

[glad parrot]

I love my caffeine, nicotine and alcohol :3

[pine trout]

[fiery star]

Life is more fun with unhealthy addiction

[pine trout]

its also shorter but i can't says anything abt that considering my job

[glad parrot]

Why live a boring, long life when ya can live an exciting (but probably shorter) life?

[pine trout]

[slim magnet]

bro's a cigarette manufacturer person

[pine trout]

close

[oblique belfry]

🗿

[glad parrot]

He assembles every cigarette by hand..

[fiery star]

Why live long enough to be bed ridden old fuck who can barely remember who they are when you can just have fun while you can:)

[pine trout]

i am pretty sure it wont kill you but it will accelerate you being old and demented

[glad parrot]

Barbeque your organs so your organs can't be donated >:3

[proven escarp]

did not worck now im 30 and stupid

[glad parrot]

Pfff

[fiery star]

Being healthy is for rich people, I ain't rich

[glad parrot]

Money can't buy you happiness because buddy, you don't have that kinda money

[pine trout]

you to can turn your life around with the french foreign legion

[glad parrot]

..this guy's a fucking recruiter

[pine trout]

https://tenor.com/view/légion-étrangère-france-flag-gif-11143224797078029421

[proven escarp]

souneded good until the french part

[glad parrot]

ARE THEY SERIOUSLY SENDING RECRUITERS TO GAMBA SERVER NOW?

[fiery star]

That's new low for military standards

[marsh cargo]

Given how many guntards are here
It was bound to happen

[fiery star]

It would make more sense if this is a cod server

[pine trout]

na i am the equivalent of a warrent officer, i don't do recruitement BUT i plant the seed...... and even if 0.1% of ppl join.... its already a win

[glad parrot]

Guy's gotta meet his quotas, I guess..

[marsh cargo]

Yep

[glad parrot]

So true

Oh my god

[pine trout]

macron psyop

[glad parrot]

HES AN ACTUAL RECRUITER WHAT THE FUCK

HOW THE FUCK

[pine trout]

no i am not

: (

just an officer

[glad parrot]

I can't believe the guy just ousted himself as a fed

[fiery star]

I like guns and stuff, but I totally despise military career

[glad parrot]

Holy fuck

[pine trout]

na don't say that, its cool fr

lot of cholocate

and baguette

[sinful ether]

Where did i get @d

[fiery star]

Lots of being slaves to the people of power

[warped juniper]

I got @d too.

[pine trout]

that will always be the case no matter ur job

[pine trout]

[proven escarp]

• @pine trout my country all ready has conscription so the only think i would get from legion si getting in to shape no need for toughts military will think for me but the french citizenship is a no deal

[untold spear]

Someone accidentally pinged everyone

[sinful ether]

Loool classic

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1413882357420916796/1423348836449124362/ezgif-1c24957353e5bd.gif

[glad parrot]

The Iedy at_everyone incident

[pine trout]

you get it after 5 years but you can leave earlier

[plain viper]

You need me bro?

[glad parrot]

Hey so @flat violet, what's your opinion on this guy recruiting for the French army?

[marsh cargo]

[grave pond]

Who tagged me here

[fiery star]

I actually evaded conscription by being underweight after they ignored my heart problems during medical exam

[pine trout]

bro is being actually angy

[glad parrot]

I kinda have to be~

[oblique belfry]

ooooo

[hexed kernel]

are those kitchen knives from fucking farmer's delight?

[oblique belfry]

ye

[hexed kernel]

lmao

[sour rivet]

regaining the rest of my fnf mods

[glad parrot]

When I turned 18, the army just sent me this lil postcard and were like "Join up!" and I was like "Uhuh, yeah sure, no thanks" and burned the card :3

[proven escarp]

tough croisants are good and the parade uniform is funny but french

[glad parrot]

There's no conscription here... yet

[carmine flower]

thats not optional in other countries xD lucky you that you can do that

[glad parrot]

But even then I'm not included~

[hexed kernel]

god i wish i lived in a country where you can just do that

[fiery star]

In my country it's mandatory for all healthy men to be conscripted, fuck that

[hexed kernel]

mandatory service is super fucking evil

[glad parrot]

I mean, I hope they won't suddenly change it to everyone has to be conscripted because then I'll be upset >:(

[pine trout]

That is why you will never be happy

[hexed stag]

#╟❓general-offtopic message

[sour rivet]

i still have my songbird funko and its prob the best one they made

[proven escarp]

my country sends the same card but you cant say no 😄

[carmine flower]

come to ukraine we got plenty of inclusion. we include everyone here. equally xD

[glad parrot]

AW HELL NAW, I DONT WANNA

[carmine flower]

talking about military members being part of the gamma server.....

[fiery star]

I ain't wasting months of my youth doing chores and get yelled at

[carmine flower]

yeahhhhh

[marsh cargo]

Dodge it by leaving the US before they even asked

[pine trout]

ye true, i mean i am the one getting to yell at ppl

[sour rivet]

My son

[glad parrot]

I meannn, it's the guys who have to go if there's conscription so I'll be fine~

But there's talks about everyone bein considered for conscription

And THAT scares me

[hexed stag]

#╟❓general-offtopic message

[static axle]

gang up

[marsh cargo]

The bird of shockbio

[proven escarp]

i would join the french legion for him

[hexed kernel]

why does bro have a napkin on his face

[sour rivet]

wish there were more encounters

[grave pond]

lol

[pine trout]

Na bro, equality and shit

[glad parrot]

No

[pine trout]

Oui

[glad parrot]

Nein

[oblique belfry]

oh wtf

[pine trout]

ya

[carmine flower]

i can offer a discord cookie if you sign up for the ukrainian international legion. we need some wunderwaffe

[pine trout]

thats a steal

[glad parrot]

..this mf-

[fiery star]

Women when actual gender equality

[carmine flower]

[glad parrot]

What's a girlfailure like me gonna make happen in UKRAINE anyway?

[static axle]

why not

[pine trout]

some essential backline support, not ironic

[proven escarp]

if youre fat like me you can walk on the ice before the tanks go over 😄

[glad parrot]

I got no clue what that means

[pine trout]

this man if a wunderwaffe, live ice breaker

[fiery star]

I mean, one of the most famous and legendary snipers WAS a woman

[glad parrot]

Like my knowledge on army stuff is pretty much zero so

[carmine flower]

Oh believe me its not what "you" believe you can do. its what the officer staff believes you "will" be made to do

[proven escarp]

several peapole are typing hehe im in danger

[pine trout]

u don't shoot, you help ppl not die

[glad parrot]

Oh, so a medic

Fuck NO, I wanna at least shoot someone

[pine trout]

not necessaraly

[hexed kernel]

😭

[proven escarp]

easy you die so no meds you live so meds

[hexed kernel]

bloodthirsty ass

[glad parrot]

IF IM GONNA DIE IN UKRAINE, I MIGHT AS WELL

LIKE GUY, CMON

[pine trout]

canons or drones

good pick

[untold spear]

This is great

[carmine flower]

technically there are tons of positions in the armies all over the worlds. from medics in military hospitals, to clerks in adminstrations, to various other places. you could end up being just some lady who processes's documentation

like it can be that much of a dice roll

[hexed kernel]

the november 8th iedy incident has caused enormous damage to offtopic's morale

[rocky turtle]

[glad parrot]

...so basically the job I'm doing already except I have to wear a uniform

[fiery star]

I think like actually well over half of the combatants don't directly kill someone nowadays

[carmine flower]

basically yeah...

[glad parrot]

And the pay's probably gonna be AWFUL too

[pine trout]

Most ppl do that actually

[hexed kernel]

smh my head people don't even fight properly nowadays

[pine trout]

Na its alr

[carmine flower]

not really no. for ukraine min wage is like 10-12k uah. you get paid 25-30k uah in the military. to live in ukraine thats plenty

[pine trout]

Good life fr

[fiery star]

I want to be a drone operator dropping RGDs at people from above

[glad parrot]

Yeah but I won't get to do my hobbies so it's just a flat no~

[pine trout]

u could

[glad parrot]

Army life? Naow, that's not for me :3

[hexed kernel]

evil

[nimble rose]

What happened to killing someone face to face

[hexed stag]

Until you die miserably for people who basically hate you anyway

[pine trout]

you will, unless you go on the frontlines

[hexed stag]

brilliant

[glad parrot]

He's just a tiny bit silly :3

[glad parrot]

They'll let me take my bike to UKRAINE?

[carmine flower]

"yeah yeah you gona end up as this scout drone operator don't worry about it"

1.5 months later

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO PROVE MYSELF FIRST WITH KAMIKAZE DRONES

[pine trout]

its something i accept, i don't need recognition, i need to do the right thing even if it die for it

[pine trout]

well u ain't in the drone so its fine

[pine trout]

u can have a ukrainian bike

[marsh cargo]

[pine trout]

cheaper

[carmine flower]

well you ain't where u were promised to be in the first place. because lets be honest. there are drones and then there are "drones" because you can end up either 1-3km from the frontline which is nothing. or like 10-15 with a very long range recon drone

[quiet abyss]

@marsh cargo so you said you can 1 shot crushers with the force sword?

how does one manage that

[pine trout]

even as a civilian u can be on the frontlines so ....

[copper vapor]

weird horse

and yes, it's a horse

[hexed kernel]

australian horse

[pine trout]

wth is this thing ?

[glad parrot]

Do they actually use motorcycles in their army? That's pretty cool

[fiery star]

Both sides has them

[pine trout]

depends but in france some do

[proven escarp]

what in australian is that

[carmine flower]

i can tell you as a guy "from" there. no. mostly pickup trucks are used. 90% of the time. bikes are more of a russian thing

[pine trout]

i guess ukraine to, cars and armored stuff has to be on the frontlines

[glad parrot]

Aw fuck

[rich magnet]

Russia does too

[hexed kernel]

what about skateboards

[marsh cargo]

close enough

[pine trout]

maybe outside of base

[rich magnet]

I'm sure at least one ukrainian soldier has a skateboard on the frontlines

[carmine flower]

i mean. viable. viable for a drone to give you a boost into the afterlife up your ass. but you gona be skating free. free and blazing

[glad parrot]

Can't believe there's people here tryna convince me to join up..

What's the Great Republic of Offtopic come to...

[marsh cargo]

trash

bring back the gun tards

[hexed kernel]

ruin has come to our channel

[marsh cargo]

armytards are clogging up the chat

[hexed kernel]

ok maybe not that far

[glad parrot]

THIS IS ALL IEDYS FUCKING FAULT

[sour rivet]

join my wildhunt

[glad parrot]

AAAAAAGGHH

[pine trout]

tbh the reason i speak abt the foreign legion its because we accept almost anyone and offer a new life for the broken ppl who want to do something

[carmine flower]

if you think about it. we are offering you citizen opportunities and destination trips. see the world they said....serve in a foreign legion they said.

[carmine flower]

i hate you for that reference. but i also love it

[dusk sphinx]

Is that someone playing Dragon Marked For Death in 2025?

[hexed kernel]

if you're a guntard you're practically an armytard already and vice versa

[pine trout]

elite dungeon knowledge

[copper vapor]

uh oh

[sour rivet]

i like guns
i dont wanna be in the army

[carmine flower]

the most darkest one indeed

[glad parrot]

Fair~ Except I'm not like that so it's all good here :3

[pine trout]

they don't accept women anyway : ( but join your military

[marsh cargo]

nana
a guntard could be on the rare side were they like guns but they dont like the funny windmill people

[carmine flower]

unironically im interested. are the "shouting" videos on youtube about the "f" legion even remotely accurate? cause i wonder what kind of standards u guys have

[pine trout]

i have now another fed with me

[glad parrot]

Not progressive at all~

[copper vapor]

maybe

[carmine flower]

ukraine is 🙂

ukraine accepts everyone equally 🙂

[pine trout]

na their not but since they accept a lot of foreigners with vastely different cultures and rules abt women, its for the best

[glad parrot]

:)

Teehee, Ukraine~

[pine trout]

ye they are

but anyone can do it

[dusk sphinx]

I cry because we're never getting a sequel lol

[pine trout]

it looks harsh but its mostly will

[carmine flower]

you say that as if "how cute, yes you absolute drone battlefield hell hole you~!"

[marsh cargo]

[fiery star]

Food arrived, bone apple tea

[marsh cargo]

[pine trout]

close enough

[proven escarp]

walked into anomaly while reading this my LL is not feeling good out of meds

https://tenor.com/view/south-park-youregonnahaveabadtime-gif-25708112

[pine trout]

[hexed kernel]

is that really true? is that even possible? it can't be

[copper vapor]

huh they made the 8-bit bloodstained

[hexed kernel]

[marsh cargo]

take as an example
juan

[glad parrot]

Gonna put Hello Kitty stickers on drones >:3

[hexed kernel]

hmm yeah ok. an exception that proves the rule if you will

[marsh cargo]

[copper vapor]

absolutely not lmao

[carmine flower]

im just occupying my time with brain rot while re installing the modpack that shall not be mentioned on this channel on my new rig. went from a gtx 950m/i7-7500U to a 7800x3d - 9070xt rig

[copper vapor]

I'm more of a PMC kinda guy

[pine trout]

we can't custom our guns the cap won't allow it (besides for me)

[glad parrot]

Guy WHAT?

[lament breach]

anyone see the news about misery the game?

[copper vapor]

yes

[uncut carbon]

i'm feelin

[pine trout]

not so bad tbh, depends on who you would work for

[glad parrot]

So... you're one of them, huh

[carmine flower]

i absolutely despise it xD. but there are these

[glad parrot]

Blackwater lookin' mf...

[copper vapor]

I would work for money

[carmine flower]

[marsh cargo]

you dont own the guns you use
so you cant do anything you arent told you can do to them

[glad parrot]

hUH???

[copper vapor]

merryweather > *

[sly crypt]

why did i get pinged here

[carmine flower]

[copper vapor]

one of the moderators did an oopsie

[sly crypt]

lmfao

[fiery star]

They changed their name long time ago

[glad parrot]

That's so lame tho

[glad parrot]

Oh yeah? I'll always remember their real name

[marsh cargo]

joining an army is for the most part
lame

[glad parrot]

SO TRUUUUE

[pine trout]

you mostly don't do much, its like the security guys at the bar but with guns, on cargo shits or petrol plateforms and shooting at angry pirates

[fiery star]

Military career IS lame

[glad parrot]

Glorified boyscouts, here I come? Naow dude~

[carmine flower]

joining the military is easy
leaving the military is- muffled sounds of being dragged away and screaming

[glad parrot]

I bet it's contract hell

[copper vapor]

I'd love to go on cargo ships and be paid to shoot at pirates

if I knew how to shoot.

[pine trout]

they ask for at least cop experience

work for the nordics

[copper vapor]

the nerdics? why

[pine trout]

no chance of war crimes in africa or middle east

[carmine flower]

depends. its all the same. if you sign a contract. its auto renewed for you till the war is over. but you get benefits. if you are mobilized.......well tough shit sport. you are not leaving unless you gota take care of someone in your family. or you are so ill they can't sign you up no more xD

[glad parrot]

Just for that??? I'm gonna play a SHOOTER now

[pine trout]

they don't have interests in africa or middle east so no shooting innocents

[copper vapor]

I just like shooting paper/metal targets

[proven escarp]

its not a warcrime if you're original enouch

[glad parrot]

Ain't leavin unless you lose a limb :3

[copper vapor]

it's not a war crime if you win the war

[carmine flower]

no. they just make you partially "able" and you might end up in an admin position

[fiery star]

The majority of people in military even in active warzones do nothing other than standing around and getting yelled at, that's all

[carmine flower]

or as a trainer/instructor

[glad parrot]

"The victor writes the history" kinda statement

[carmine flower]

because you got "experience"

[pine trout]

you get paid more but thats on you, tbh joining the french foreign legion could get you in those pmc groups

[copper vapor]

it's funny because it's true

[pine trout]

its and elite force

[fiery star]

Enough with the french lol

[glad parrot]

Oh god no, an ADMIN?

[pine trout]

lots of foreign forces in ukrain were legionaires

[copper vapor]

french foreign legion is an elite force? I thought they just took anyone and everyone because they'd just use them as cannon fodder

[pine trout]

at some point

[copper vapor]

or should I say drone fodder nowadays

[pine trout]

na

1/8 gets in

[glad parrot]

I don't wanna join the Admen..

[hexed kernel]

legionaires? you mean the guys from new vegas?

[slim blaze]

why i see politics in offtopia

[fiery star]

The more you try to sell it the more unappealing it seems lol

[copper vapor]

admech?

[pine trout]

no, the foreign ones in ukraine

[glad parrot]

NOOOOOO DONT AD THE MECH!!!

[hexed kernel]

the influx of gr*y names disrupted the balance of the force

[pine trout]

its war talk

not politics

[hexed kernel]

no fucking shit

[carmine flower]

warhammer 1k. the rise of the Musk A.I

[sour rivet]

war is political

[hexed kernel]

are wars apolitical for you??!?!

[glad parrot]

I'm the only one who's low level tho..

[slim blaze]

read the rules

[fiery star]

It's advertisment thats what it is

[flat violet]

[slim blaze]

#📄rules

[proven tundra]

ah crap I lost my sunglasses somewhere

[glad parrot]

ZOMBOIDDDD

[pine trout]

we don't joke abt it, just talking abt military exp fr

[fiery star]

Ew, zomboid

[hexed kernel]

rage

[copper vapor]

does it make the funny sound when you whack zombies with it

[flat violet]

[summer mortar]

Why do I have a tag notification here

[glad parrot]

432 *KILLS in 10 days is actually really good!

[proven tundra]

Yes

[slim blaze]

i'll crop even more

[copper vapor]

moderator made a mistake

[pine trout]

its been 2 years already

its far in the past

[proven tundra]

I have an unbearable rage in my heart

[sour rivet]

fixed it

[slim blaze]

3

[marsh cargo]

[proven escarp]

well i broke that rule im sorry @pine trout for memeing on the french

[slim blaze]

and we don't care

[flat violet]

Bro

[pine trout]

even better

[flat violet]

Can you take the fucking hint

[flat violet]

And shut up

[pine trout]

ban him if u ban me

[slim blaze]

they are volunteering

[glad parrot]

The zombies trampled on rats before, Rat dad... remember that.... remember THAT

[pine trout]

didn't say anything after the admin hint btw

[proven tundra]

[oblique belfry]

my horse is dead

[carmine flower]

technically both of you are wrong since the whole thing began since 2014. but if you want to arguement "full scale war" then yes february 22nd 2022 is accurate.

[timber oxide]

No it's not

[glad parrot]

Oh gosh, the ADMEN are here

[pine trout]

was a joke bro

think

[flat violet]

[copper vapor]

well someone's getting muted

anyway

[pine trout]

[carmine flower]

okay okay i will shut up about it.

[copper vapor]

100% achievements in ng4

[timber oxide]

Hi Falco

[copper vapor]

back to generation zero

[flat violet]

https://tenor.com/view/silvio-dante-the-sopranos-just-when-i-thought-i-was-out-they-pull-me-back-in-gif-25807291

[rocky turtle]

Falco alo

[sour rivet]

falco im bored im- im gonna kill someone here.

[glad parrot]

Okay, I'm gettin political...

Red vs Blue

[carmine flower]

but just saying. in "my" defence. im ukrainian. when i start talking about it. kinda hard to stop

[marsh cargo]

falco when do you shoot

[flat violet]

Yes okay we don't care shut up

[copper vapor]

ping me if you shoot someone falco

[slim blaze]

so you are asking for a mute?

[flat violet]

I'm about to if they don't stop ahahahah

[slim blaze]

otherwise you can't stop

[copper vapor]

reminds me of someone asking skom to mute them one day

and skom was VERY happy to oblige

[pine trout]

admins being angry whenver they pull up

[flat violet]

angry

only posted like 10 emotes

[slim blaze]

just follow the rules. simple

[flat violet]

Make it 11

[glad parrot]

I mean, I literally tagged him so

[flat violet]

Also

But before reading the ping I had my eyes on what Crusader said

[timber oxide]

Falco can you post an extra emote for me?

[flat violet]

Bro was cooked from the start

[pine trout]

its fine bro, we mean no harm. You act like your getting paid for it

[proven tundra]

Zomboid peeps
How do you make a car tow another car again

[flat violet]

What emote

[sour rivet]

fffuuuuhhh

[slim blaze]

[timber oxide]

A funny one

[pine trout]

your fav one

[glad parrot]

Park the car that'll tow in front of the car that you wanna tow!

[proven tundra]

I thought it was just right click if they were close enough

[flat violet]

Funny and fav

[timber oxide]

So that's 12 emotes now

[marsh cargo]

[sour rivet]

v

[hexed stag]

Not Vero... ?

[timber oxide]

Ok, anyways guys

[pine trout]

we mostly talked about military not abt the war but its fine, its over now.

[proven tundra]

THANK YOU

[static axle]

my firends has the xp bug in bf6 he got 450 xp while i got 41k

[proven tundra]

[flat violet]

It's not square enough

[sour rivet]

galunga

[glad parrot]

Ohh, that

DAMNIT

[timber oxide]

I'm gonna BREAK THE RULES by talking about a RECENT WAR which is my WAR AGAINST ROBOTS I started a FEW DAYS AGO

[flat violet]

https://tenor.com/view/true-point-hes-got-a-point-gif-no-no-hes-got-a-point-meme-true-meme-gif-25315797

[timber oxide]

I'm going to Sweden to disassemble some clankers

[flat violet]

Btw talking military stuff is... fine

[pine trout]

https://tenor.com/view/clanker-clankers-starwars-robot-robot-dance-gif-11427169227152020922

[flat violet]

The problem is when you start to talk about what we just said to not talk about

[pine trout]

ye, not a rule

[copper vapor]

war against AI

[sour rivet]

War without reason

[pine trout]

we barely talked abt it, yall have an alarm or something

[copper vapor]

WAR WITHOUT END

[glad parrot]

Hmmm I see I see! I was just curious~

(i also hate the french so)

[pine trout]

[marsh cargo]

it went on for like 30 mins

[glad parrot]

(i mean listen, it's my obligation as a german)

[flat violet]

Just a coincidence really, I was fiddling around with Linux, I opened Discord just to check if I had pings

[pine trout]

ye but not the ukrain thing

[sour rivet]

i think chat should stop chatting now

[pine trout]

damn

[proven escarp]

so ican meme on the french dude ?

[flat violet]

The admin is french but we hate France

[pine trout]

VIVE LA FRANCE

[slim blaze]

sadly

[proven tundra]

The intersection is much safer now

[carmine flower]

are you sure thats not a genetic trait from being deutch- Der Tod fürs Vaterl brrrrrr mad sounds in a white jacket

[proven escarp]

[carmine flower]

[timber oxide]

I bet he also hates france tbh

[proven tundra]

[copper vapor]

it's your obligation as a homo sapiens

[zinc imp]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-saved-the-city-spongebob-squarepants-we-saved-the-city-gif-7879261153627679688

[pine trout]

he prob do ye

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-perfectlybalanced-gif-18301221

[hexed stag]

#╟❓general-offtopic message

[marsh cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-minos-prime-minos-v1-gif-12688228552171977177

[flat violet]

Jfc you can't seriously have an emote for EVERYTHING

[glad parrot]

SO TRUE

[copper vapor]

[glad parrot]

:3

[flat violet]

Yes I know, what about it

[glad parrot]

(rat dad, in fact, does have an emote for everything)

[copper vapor]

ratdad, do you have a rat samurai

[hexed stag]

Why hate FR?

[copper vapor]

there was one rat emoji I asked him that he said he didn't have but I forgor which one it was

[flat violet]

Because

[copper vapor]

some warhammer faction I think

[left mantle]

Because it's french

[copper vapor]

or whatever

[pine trout]

bc they do :' (

[proven escarp]

BECAUSE FRENCH DUH

[copper vapor]

because why not

[proven escarp]

srry for caps

[proven tundra]

I do not

[carmine flower]

le brettonnia....yes the peasants are indeed expendable

[copper vapor]

[tiny palm]

Daily reminder, there's a whole world out there y'all

[left mantle]

Impossible. Perhaps the archives are incomplete?

[flat violet]

https://tenor.com/view/jordan-mj23-the-last-dance-jordan-smile-jordan-ipad-gif-17313467

[proven tundra]

Also giraffes

[hexed kernel]

the brits were salty that they lost the 100 years' war and this is their way of getting revenge

[carmine flower]

https://tenor.com/view/touch-grass-gif-25671501

[weary heart]

because of you I've decided to start a new zomboid save

[tiny palm]

Boutta smoke some

Love me some grasss

[hexed stag]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-spongebob-squarepants-patrick-star-funny-spongebob-meme-gif-2881097612458021698

[carmine flower]

considering how much a warhammer model can cost. i think they are winning against the entire world.....again.....because they are colonizing hobbyist wallets xD

[flat violet]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-jordan-michael-jordan-no-no-no-no-gif-11572164150863750022

[tiny palm]

And then im washing dishes goodluck y'all

[hexed stag]

European infighting is literally what caused 2 World Wars

[glad parrot]

WAAAAAR

[hexed stag]

Jussayin

[carmine flower]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-spongebob-sandy-cheeks-photosynthesis-gif-4526738

[flat violet]

Okay guys say goodnight Wind

[carmine flower]

[glad parrot]

NOOOOO NOT WIND

[timber oxide]

Goodnight Wind

[proven escarp]

this ai be shooting me true 3 trees in the middle of the night

[tiny palm]

Goodnight wind

[carmine flower]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-avengers-infinity-war-im-sorry-little-one-gif-12454554

[hexed stag]

These bruvingtons...

[copper vapor]

I whined a similar thing when playing Grey Zone Warfare last month

[glad parrot]

WE NEED WIND, DONT DO IT

[hexed kernel]

in what game pray tell

[hexed stag]

[copper vapor]

too bad

[tiny palm]

I've been here since 2022 and haven't leveled once lmao

[proven escarp]

not gonna lie its in the discords name

[glad parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/chihaya-anon-anon-chihaya-bang-dream-bang-dream-its-mygo-bang-dream-its-mygo-episode-12-gif-3930304106434746850

[hexed kernel]

damn. bait failed

[left mantle]

Mission failed, we'll get em next time

[glad parrot]

I JUST DESTROYED A CAR WITH A GRENADE LAUNCHER INTO ITS ENGINE

I DIDNT KNW YOU CAN DO THAT

[copper vapor]

I mean

[fiery star]

do people really still play insurgency sandstorm

[copper vapor]

isn't that what usually happens when a grenade explodes in a car's engine?

[glad parrot]

Yup! A lot actually

[hexed kernel]

speaking of the outside world

[copper vapor]

I miss playing Day of Infamy

[copper vapor]

[glad parrot]

I was just surprised because this game's not that detailed

[fiery star]

I still prefer the first insurgency, too bad it's dead

[hexed kernel]

john fireman

[copper vapor]

insurgency isn't that detailed?

[tiny palm]

People still play insurgency

[copper vapor]

to me, the "outside world" is nothing but a transitional space between places I want to be

[fiery star]

I miss that game too...

[hexed kernel]

yeah it's somewhat alive

[left mantle]

Bethesda loading screens

[glad parrot]

I wouldn't know, never played it!

[arctic flicker]

Thats one destroy all humans down

[tiny palm]

Oh if only mgo1 was just as lively

[copper vapor]

yeah, but interactive
with oblivion/skyrim dialogue NPCs approaching you from time to time
(100% the reason why I hate going outside)

[glad parrot]

I mean, it's probably got details gun nerds would know bout but that ain't me so..