╟❓general-offtopic

[static axle]

lemme go google cause i think it was, ive always gone with pro n

[thin bobcat]

One of them bought the 300€ version of chatgpt if I remember correctly to check if 4o is available there

Some use the API because it's less restricted

[broken mountain]

Still, nothing funnier than this shit

[marsh cargo]

[broken mountain]

almost fell off the chair man

[marsh cargo]

we have virtual infidelity

[static axle]

Kinda

[broken mountain]

this reddit page is a zoo and the animals dont even know about it

[thin bobcat]

Huh

How is that useful tho

[copper vapor]

it's time, boyos

[static axle]

Idk

[frank hearth]

office PC installs?

[static axle]

Its usefull for me cause i dont use those i guess

Cortana is ass, vlc for the win and well rip skype

[broken mountain]

they literally consider the AI models their WIFES

[copper vapor]

menu screen changed

[thin bobcat]

Yeah but wouldn't you still need some sort of video playback software?

[broken mountain]

this is bottom

rock fucking bottom

[marsh cargo]

https://vxtwitter.com/VoyagersRevenge/status/1981474183277072498

used too many terms to describe it

𝗩𝗢𝗬𝗔𝗚𝗘𝗥𝗦 𝗥𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗡𝗚𝗘 (@Voy...

DEFECT is a dark cyberpunk squad based game with tactical immersive gameplay and new music created by Mick Gordon. Play with friends in PvP or co-op

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Oct 23, 2025, 9:33 PM

[thin bobcat]

If you get a ticket with a video attached of an error, you're just stuck in no mans land lmao

[static axle]

I think on w11 the shit that opens pic plays video too

[left mantle]

So many fucking buzzwords

[thin bobcat]

Yeah, that's the windows media player lmao

It's the successor of it

[static axle]

I dunno

[copper vapor]

ye it doesn't look too good after I saw the gameplay trailer

[thin bobcat]

But if that were removed, you'd be stuck with no playback capabilities

[copper vapor]

ppl gonna hop on it because mick gordon

[thin bobcat]

Idk how that is useful to anyone

[static axle]

I just play boinkyfield

[thin bobcat]

Fair enough lmao

[marsh cargo]

they lost me at immersive

[thin bobcat]

At least I was able to make some of you laugh with it lmao

I found that shit like months ago

[static axle]

I mean i just use vlc like a normal baboon

[hexed stag]

I only need it to run Solidworks

[broken mountain]

I dont know if I should laugh about how fucking stupid this is, or be sad because this is not a joke

[zealous depot]

BUT MUH IMMERSION

[broken mountain]

those are actual delusional people

not even neonazism is as bad

[static axle]

there there sound

[thin bobcat]

Then you won't have a great time with a VM either way because I don't think they support GPU passthrough and SolidWorks CAD is a 3d software

It'll require acceleration

[static axle]

Only thing carrying this shit is mick with his music

[thin bobcat]

Just laugh, you can't help them anyways

People tried

And were shut down by moderation

[marsh cargo]

dead ass everyone in that video sounded as if it was quake

[broken mountain]

its a fraction of people only anyways

[static axle]

Remove mick gordon and its another shitty meh game

But mick this mick that

[thin bobcat]

That publicly talk about it on reddit

There are a ton of those people

And I am not even kidding

Socially so distanced, they replace companionship with AI

[broken mountain]

3 years ago I thought AI will just die out like every single other thing

like cleverbot

I thought people watching reddit or discord all day all night was rock bottom

[thin bobcat]

I knew it would happen at some point, we already had the YOLO Object Detection Models and they only got better

I knew we would have a capable LLM at some point

But I didn't know it would have this much of an impact

And be abused that hard by lonely people

[static axle]

Anything for that dopamine hit

[broken mountain]

I wouldnt be able to survive if I didnt have an actual somebody to talk to

no idea how those people do it

[static axle]

Its kinda easy, you just stop talking about stuff

[turbid shuttle]

When is Sex Remastered coming out

[static axle]

Someone asks hows life you say good etc

[copper vapor]

especially with the guy looking like a strogg

[static axle]

All positives and negatives just mesh together into "it is what it is"

[copper vapor]

yep

[broken mountain]

@turbid shuttle are you free rn? I may have something for you

and for blood potentially if this will be true

[turbid shuttle]

Wont be free for a while. But what is it?

[marsh cargo]

controversial opinion i dont really enjoy micks music

[broken mountain]

dms

[static axle]

He does good shit, but it isnt enough to make me play shit games. But also shit music will not stop me playing good game

Mainly cause i usually dial that shit down out of habit i guess

[copper vapor]

[sour rivet]

no hit run

[static axle]

Its not controversial (allso turn on ping god damn it) i mean micks music lets say from doom, doesnt really hit as hard compared to it being in doom

[turbid shuttle]

Sound was being schizo

[thin bobcat]

Why's that

[marsh cargo]

https://vxtwitter.com/Halo/status/1981819212797542803

Halo (@Halo)

Halo: Campaign Evolved arrives in 2026.

Experience enhanced gameplay, additional missions, and new features on Xbox Series X|S, PlayStation 5, and PC.

Watch our #HaloCE Roundtable Reveal for more:

💫 http://aka.ms/HCEReveal https://t.co/dUd3I1AQd3

vxTwitter / fixvx 💖 200 🔁 47 · Oct 24, 2025, 8:24 PM

ooh no

ooh no

[broken mountain]

awesomedude in vc

[static axle]

I feel like micks stuff need visual context for it to be good, other wise imo its just heavy music

[broken mountain]

it wasnt him after all

[thin bobcat]

lmao

[broken mountain]

but he joined gamma and made his account on the same day

[turbid shuttle]

Prolly just a ban evader

[broken mountain]

yee

[turbid shuttle]

Remember when there was that dude with the awesomedude background on his pc

[thin bobcat]

Who knows, he'll come back sooner or later

[broken mountain]

Look man, lowest I've ever been was in winter 2024 when I had a few days of almost no contact with people due to certain stuff

its impossible for me to live that lonely lmao

[static axle]

[broken mountain]

alt vol.15 or so

lmaoo

[static axle]

I mean mom sent me a message that she is getting released and going home from hospital, i said " 👍 im starting work week" she replied with 👍

[broken mountain]

damn lmao

is she alright now?

[static axle]

Yee, recovering but doing good i guess

[broken mountain]

very good

[static axle]

Said her torso is sore from the operation, replied with "i bet it is"

[broken mountain]

well, today my opinion on people got fucked lmao

and its only gonna get worse

talk with eachother guys

[static axle]

What the ai stuff?

[broken mountain]

yep

[static axle]

Poor sound

[broken mountain]

I just find it hard to understand

give it 5-10 years and it will be normalized like every other thing

brave new world we live in

[static axle]

Imma stay quiet

[broken mountain]

people calling artificial intelligence their wives, giving birth on stream etc

modern day problems

[static axle]

Anyways did you gift misery to laff

[broken mountain]

shit yee i was gonna

[static axle]

Or falco

[broken mountain]

ill do it

[broken mountain]

laff will atleast play it

one sec

[static axle]

Truee

[broken mountain]

@pallid sapphire enjoy

[static axle]

Ur whalecum laffe

[broken mountain]

if this one gets refunded, I swear to God I am spending this money on booze

[static axle]

I would have accepted but truth is i wouldnt have played it

[broken mountain]

fair enough

[static axle]

It would have just sat there

Like 55% of the games i buy

Trepang2? Still there installed and shit since july

Same with dmc's other than 1

[static axle]

Meat and car

[broken mountain]

I made a nice collection of games I will play through winter on, so I am pretty excited

kingdom come looks fire

[static axle]

With new pc too

[broken mountain]

indeed

gotta refresh all the classics

[static axle]

Aka just dont do me

And get bored

[marsh cargo]

creature

[broken mountain]

those are the main things

[static axle]

Ngl, i watched some gameplay... It looks like another ue5 muh realism showcase

[marsh cargo]

they are going the realimstard route with halo

[broken mountain]

mgs delta again?

[static axle]

You can skip mayoroty of kcd1 juat so you know, other than that good lineup. Well if they fox hd2 that is

[broken mountain]

what happened to hd2 btw?

your opinion shifted lmao

[static axle]

I mean it might be ok depending how much it costs, also combat evolves to campaign evolved big keke

[broken mountain]

oh yea and I forgot cyberpunk, that one is a major one I wanna finish

[static axle]

Naah they have had hella performance issue with crashing and shit and peoples older stuff breaking cause it overloads cpu or someshit when crashing

Some shit like that

Never really read more into it cause dont play it no more

[broken mountain]

I see

it was fun for the time being

except the 800x600 gameplay lmao

[static axle]

Its is fun, for me tho its same kind of fun as sm2, vermintide, etc

You play it for few weeks and move on

Ngl thats me with 99% of games

[broken mountain]

oh yeah, hell let loose vietnam in 2026

[static axle]

[small bane]

gaming doesnt get better than this

[broken mountain]

fortunate son playing every 4 minutes

gotta refresh all the full metal jacket quotes I know of lmao

[subtle sage]

sweet doto

[marsh cargo]

FARM FUNDED

[copper vapor]

HOLY SHIT

FIRST HIT I TAKE AND I LOSE 80% HP

WHAT

[small bane]

same

[left mantle]

Welcome to being a master

[small bane]

legendary diffculty

goes hard in vr

falmer 2 shottibg me with bows at lv 49

[copper vapor]

time to spend 2 hrs in the first real fight of the game I guess

[marsh cargo]

honse has fan

[small bane]

happy uma

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-yeet-bow-animal-the-witcher3-gif-14240049

[small bane]

oh god not this uma

w3 was a great game tho i need to replay that at some point

[marsh cargo]

will get home fixed up

[small bane]

crazy what umamusume did to horse racing

[copper vapor]

the power of gooning

[small bane]

anime girls truly are the most powerful medium and marketing tool

[left mantle]

The power of directing gambling addictions

[small bane]

im glad to be here on the forefront pushing the agenda

[static axle]

[marsh cargo]

given the funding goal they want to rebuild the stable for them

[small bane]

horses are such cool animals

[marsh cargo]

they really are

[static axle]

What the fuck is that

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/tony-soprano-horse-sopranos-the-sopranos-the-horse-incident-gif-26346388

[marsh cargo]

15 million yen is only about 100k usd so lets not get too fancy

[small bane]

crazy to think they were dying for us for centuries

used for war etc

[static axle]

I honest to god wish it'll be good, and kinda hope they remove some of the bs from hll. But maybe 10% hyped

[small bane]

what a noble and loyal animal

[copper vapor]

same as dogs

[static axle]

Prime be like "oooh free real estate to be made with horse"

[copper vapor]

be friendly to humans
get used and abused as war tools

[small bane]

human nature at its peak

were all evil at the core

[marsh cargo]

[opal star]

Was expecting them to make more money off the semen of the horses rather than a fucking gacha game, lmfao.

[timid hollow]

im cool

[left mantle]

uh huh, sure

[static axle]

Primes horse safari
50 to ride
50k to shoot one

[marsh cargo]

retired horses dont make more anymore
they do go through a stub phase (if they are good)
but ones that goes and they go old
they actually cant anymore

[opal star]

I've got horses, and i've also invested in horse racing. Shit i know people with million+ dollar horses.

[static axle]

Of course you do, why did i even doubt it

[small bane]

good breed honse is expensive af

[static axle]

[small bane]

can buy a palace for that

[opal star]

But, i prefer mules.

Horses are stupid in comparison.

[small bane]

my parent have a horse too but its nothing special

[sour rivet]

lets chekc out this wreck im sure its all goo-

[broken mountain]

I admire the sopranos dream scenes lmao

[static axle]

You prefer the wild horned tiny horses

[broken mountain]

shit feels so realistic yet silly

[small bane]

just an ordinary horse to ride if you feel like it during the weekend

[arctic flicker]

I'm sure it'll be fine, its just some noise

[small bane]

imo they dont even take care of it anymore its just ppl that own the stable but w/e

[opal star]

Usually in a horses prime years they'll make you a good chunk of cash if they're a bread winner. Depends on the market though, not sure about the japanese market.

[sour rivet]

if its a husk creature then im fine

if its not

[marsh cargo]

its big
but its nowhere near it being USA big

[sour rivet]

luckily im gonna be making thermal goggles

[small bane]

man i need thermas for milsims

[opal star]

Bucking bulls here make more money than even European horse racing markets, lol.

[static axle]

@opal star also not sure if i'll play classic. Feels like such a hassle to get mouse sens correct and shit cause cannot modify settings ingame

[small bane]

would be so funny at night

[opal star]

You can modify your mouse settings in game iirc.

Just not graphic settings.

[static axle]

You can?

[opal star]

Limitations of the game due to being so old.

[static axle]

Well shit

[opal star]

Yep.

[static axle]

Now its gone from 50/50 to 70/30

[opal star]

When you got bulls like this coming out of the PBR, it makes sense why.

[static axle]

Maybe ill try to actually play it next week. Getting off tuesday morning so i think tuesday goes for bf6 new season shit, then perhaps pve tarkov with friend some more and then maybe 1 day ill play it

[opal star]

Even non bucking bulls make you big money. We have an entire system for it that's fairly complicated, genetics and all.

[static axle]

Even bought the new woth guns out of boredom. Havent even launched it in 2 weeks

[opal star]

It's pretty in depth in terms of mechanics, especially with the ai. The ai can see every single action you take, even freelook and taking out or switching your equipment.

[static axle]

Sounds dope

[marsh cargo]

https://vxtwitter.com/CultureCrave/status/1981818300809228706

Culture Crave 🍿 (@CultureCrave)

First trailer for 'Halo Campaign Evolved' 🎮

Releasing on Xbox, PS5, and PC in 2026 https://t.co/30yX9e3Y35

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Oct 24, 2025, 8:21 PM

[opal star]

You don't have any indicator for the wind in the UI so you have to actually look at which direction the trees and grass sway.

[marsh cargo]

the sfx

why

[small bane]

idk halo kinda dead i have no hope

same with cod shadow of former self

even i cant defend this shit anymore

[static axle]

https://fixvx.com/charlieINTEL/status/1981820081614012812 probably ♻️ cause stolen from mbo

CharlieIntel (@charlieINTEL)

Here is 13 minutes of gameplay from Halo Campaign Evolved

Releasing 2026 on Xbox, PS5, and PC https://t.co/DJJ7DcxT7f

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Oct 24, 2025, 8:28 PM

[opal star]

There's also weapon levels and animal levels, the more you spot, track, kill an animal the more you know about that specific species and the level determines how accurate your guesses are for weight and score. For weapons the higher the levels the less weapon sway.

[static axle]

[opal star]

Level 20 is the max for each animal and weapon and it takes quite a bit to get there.

[marsh cargo]

why are the SFX soo

explosive ?

[static axle]

Idfk

But ill buy it if cheap enough

And wont launch it

[marsh cargo]

its microsoft
After they rised the gamepass

it will be 70$

[static axle]

Masterplan

[copper vapor]

I still haven't beaten the first fight in master ninja mode

[opal star]

There are also competitions where you can earn the paid currency, and leaderboards.

[static axle]

Eh so kinda usual price then

Inb4 gta 6 will be base model 99.99,deluxe 129.99. ultimate with 1 week early acces 159.99 with gtao2 membership 39.99 per month

[static axle]

Meh, not interested. Coulndt even verify my account

Never got an email

[opal star]

[static axle]

Guess they hate hotmail too

Or hotmail them

[left mantle]

What game even lmao

[static axle]

Hunter classic

[opal star]

A great game nonetheless. Just a 'little' hard to get into.

[static axle]

Dumbest shit they've done after windows ai coding

[static axle]

Thats me with any game. Wanna play bang gate 3, cant be bothered to get into the turn based shit. Wanna play anno 1800 cause looks cool, too dumb

But atleast i can shoot in bf6

[small bane]

its so worth it

u will love the combat instantly

i felt the same way and beat the game on honor not that long aog

[static axle]

Hunting games are just slower bf6 instead of shooting someone im shooting a deer

[small bane]

hmmm idk for me seems slightly boring? but if you enjoy it

id rather shoot at something that can fight back is all

[static axle]

@broken mountain also modded cp77 has been tempting me lately, same with modded gravel company farm sim

[small bane]

cp77 is peak

[copper vapor]

I guess starting a fresh new save on master ninja is not gonna happen

[static axle]

And geralt 3 still in the back burner like its been for the last 10 years

[copper vapor]

I'll use the cleared save where I got all upgrades and shit

[small bane]

phantom liberty was on another level

youve never played a game like that

[static axle]

Wha happen

[copper vapor]

getting filtered on the first fight

and it's like

20 dudes

one guy gets a lucky hit

80% hp gone

[static axle]

Oh no

[small bane]

sounds like elden ring on ng+7

[copper vapor]

I did better on ng2

went up to chapter 3

[static axle]

Now thats a classic (havent even owned anything sega)

[copper vapor]

this one? Can't win the first fight lmao

[small bane]

ppl that go above ng2 in soulslikes scare me

[copper vapor]

new game plus in fromsoft games is stupid

nothing but bigger numbers

[small bane]

+1 +2 are ok

[opal star]

And these 2 greats.

[static axle]

kinda know what you feeling. That one carx street club is the same kind of bs. Beat everything on hard and now cant even beat on easy

[small bane]

but anything up its like why not change placement or something like in ds2

[small bane]

at least you have the option to replay the game at all with your fully levelled character

better than nothing

[static axle]

Naah, you gotta play dreadge, now thats a good fishing game

[opal star]

Finished it a while ago.

I own just about every fishing game on steam, lol.

[sour rivet]

@oblique belfry you gotta get back on hades

[oblique belfry]

you are late

saw the new ending

[sour rivet]

you are poop

[static axle]

Yet to finish, maybe some day

[oblique belfry]

new ending is somewhat better ngl

but i liked the old ending

[static axle]

@oblique belfry damn you never told me you were poop

[oblique belfry]

cuz im biased towards zag

[oblique belfry]

guess i am now

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/howdy-ho-hello-xmas-poo-gif-16955799

[oblique belfry]

according to birb

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/realradec/status/1981828722077622631

Radec (@realradec)

realizing that Halo is officially coming to PS5 before the original Killzone trilogy

QRT: PlayStation
Master Chief comes to PlayStation.

Halo: Campaign Evolved launches on PS5 next year, rebuilt and modernized with 2-player local co-op and 4-player online co-op: http://play.st/4oAYnr5 https://t.co/Dt7sfl1ire

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Oct 24, 2025, 9:02 PM

ok they got halo

can i have bloodborne now

or killzone

or infamous

[timid hollow]

fuck your bloodborne

[sour rivet]

anything really

[timid hollow]

exactly

gimme killzone port

let me play them all

[sour rivet]

even shadowfall?

[timid hollow]

ye

[sour rivet]

based

[timid hollow]

i liked it

[opal star]

I wonder if this is still broken.

[timid hollow]

i also played mercenaries on psvita

[opal star]

Spent a 100 bucks on it and never played it again, lmao.

[sour rivet]

oh

[timid hollow]

that game was gorgeus for a handheld game

[static axle]

Ewww

[sour rivet]

guys do we think the halo ce remake is gonna be 70$

despite it lacking multiplayer

[static axle]

89.99

[sour rivet]

fuuuck....

[static axle]

59-69

With good luck 49

[left mantle]

Me getting the headwear augment on a mage
"I NEED MORE POWER" buys 15 cappa juices

[oblique belfry]

i still dont know what the "headwear" items are

all i thought about was hubris

[left mantle]

rabbadon, guise, liandry's, etc.

[oblique belfry]

wait does guise's complete items work ?

like riftmaker ?

[left mantle]

guise itself works

[oblique belfry]

bruh

[left mantle]

I didn't try rift

[oblique belfry]

cosmic drive ?

[left mantle]

It actually might

I didn't try it either

But if it looks like a hat, it probably is

Except shadowflame because closer inspection reveals it's pretty much an amulet

But cosmic drive should work as it's actually confirmed to be a diadem in lore

[static axle]

I think i know Infamous, its the young guy with superpowers or some shit right

[left mantle]

But i'd think rift wouldn't because it always looked to me as if it was a scepter or staff kind of shit

[oblique belfry]

also whatever you do

dont get flashy

its ass

unlike arena

[left mantle]

dude you wanna hear the most fucked up combo I got?

[oblique belfry]

you have to wait 3 minutes per flash

literally 1 flash cooldown

#╟🔰☢newbies-chat #╓☢stalker-chat

[gleaming willow]

Freaky 🫡

[left mantle]

The fixed damage burn+cooldown reduction augment + The AP per level augment + AP turns into ability haste on Xerath

[oblique belfry]

[gleaming willow]

My fault though I assumed it should go here my bad

[left mantle]

I was at 1.98s for his Q and 24 seconds on ult cooldown

Actually...

I was far lower toward the end lemme look

[oblique belfry]

my best game rn is from yunara

[left mantle]

It was crazy shit lmao

[oblique belfry]

lemme check history

[left mantle]

Dude the hardest choice I had was Kog'maw and I go BOTH conversion augments in my choices level 1

Both would've been goofy as fuck

[oblique belfry]

okay found it

i rolled nightstalking / tap dancer / soul siphon / shadow runner

with yuumi on me

i got 3 pentakills that game

was zooming around with 900 move speed

[left mantle]

alright here's the CDs at end of game

since I also had the headwear augment

[oblique belfry]

1.5 invis for every takedown / ms per auto and ms = more AS / 12% lifesteal on crits / 300 ms when invis - dash

[left mantle]

1.17s, 2.34s, 2.58s, 23.41s

[oblique belfry]

wtf

[left mantle]

I was spammin that shit

[oblique belfry]

rip mana

[left mantle]

I had 292 haste from my ap

It's a good thing the passive gives mana

[oblique belfry]

i got jeweled gauntlet on twisted fate today

blue card dealt 2k on jhin

also sheen upgrade is bonkers

[left mantle]

And I was killing minions enough that the passive was up consistently

[oblique belfry]

divine sunderer is back

[left mantle]

390 mana refund at level 18 from attacking a champion

[oblique belfry]

infi mana

[left mantle]

Plus clarity

[oblique belfry]

[left mantle]

We lost though

[oblique belfry]

some augments are hella nerfed btw

like with haste or heartsteel quest

[left mantle]

Final form, sneakerhead, escape plan, leg day singed

[oblique belfry]

also fuck snowball roulette

"prismatic" my ass

got it with tahm

its 100% useless

just spams support spells like heal / barrier / cleanse

[left mantle]

Dude I got fuckin rocked by an ambessa that had it

[oblique belfry]

it should also use the mixed spells like feel the touch

[left mantle]

Every fuckin time i'd get hit with fucking exhaust at the start of a teamfight

[oblique belfry]

oh so it does apply exhaust

jesus RNG gods hated me then

fuck that augment

[left mantle]

Dude

My friend got cait

And got gold and prismatic scoped weapons.

[oblique belfry]

we had a twitch who had both of those

[subtle sage]

Evil horse

[left mantle]

1100 range with rfc

[oblique belfry]

during R he had like 1300 range

[left mantle]

That was the same game I got shield on dash, move speed on dash, on hit cooldown reduction, and armor/magic pen on lucian

[oblique belfry]

[left mantle]

655 shield every like 2 seconds

[static axle]

Fuck you honse, imma make you into glue

[left mantle]

because of navori and augment

Worse part was

Rammus was on the enemy team

[oblique belfry]

this shit is too fucked up on udyr

and kassadin

[pliant meteor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/445106464739033090/1431429585806823615/G4Ca5eAXYAAcol0.png?ex=68fd622f&is=68fc10af&hm=ce4bbd02209b906f8daa8a1b81b93bc4542d8077082aff1d00f58b5a45ebda93&

[left mantle]

This the intel guy?

[oblique belfry]

"i had invested over 2/3 of my father's inheritence "

you already were a lost cause

[pliant meteor]

Probably the same guy yeah

[marsh cargo]

Tldr yes
They are elegally allowed to do this
They told you steam trading was not an investment method

[left mantle]

had it on singed against me, was a fucking menace

But my friend was like "Holy shit imagine I got this on Senna"

That would've been so fuckin bullshit lmao

[oblique belfry]

[pliant meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/not-stonks-fail-red-panda-gif-6100080179226987025

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-no-top-gear-jeremy-clarkson-no-one-cares-gif-18925814

[left mantle]

Shit you not, dude had
Scoped Weapons, Scopier weapons, and Scopiest weapons

[oblique belfry]

jesus christ

[left mantle]

They had every range increase possible

[static axle]

It doesnt require that much common sense to know that skins in a video game arent a hood investment choice

[oblique belfry]

yet people are killing themselfs over it now

[static axle]

I mean crypto maybe, perchance

But not fucking cs skins

And there for i will laugh at them. Atleast doge made 96 bucks

[oblique belfry]

meanwhile me with my p90 skin that one of my friend's gifted me back in 2018

we're rich

[static axle]

No one is shocked other than hasans dog

[runic condor]

Allegedly
Ohne lost about 1mil with the crash

[static axle]

I mean you nearly doubled your saving with that p90

[oblique belfry]

meanwhile psp1g now has 3.3mil

[static axle]

Ohno, get it

Badummtsass

[oblique belfry]

from 600k

[left mantle]

People with dirt cheap reds made absolute fucking bank

[runic condor]

Oh yeah
Doge
Did you manage to withdraw those 90 bucks?

[oblique belfry]

for now yes

just waiting for the stupid trade protection system to pass by

[runic condor]

What’s the commission?

[oblique belfry]

1 thing im scared of is the guy cancelling the trade last second

[static axle]

I mean people opened those cheap red skin cases on sites before sites caught on

[runic condor]

How much will you get if you withdraw?

[left mantle]

Because now every red is worth it and every knife is dogshit

[oblique belfry]

96 bucks

[sour rivet]

heres hopin they dont

[oblique belfry]

i wont get punished by it but idk what will happen to prices in 1 week

[proven tundra]

@sour rivet https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/376364712260009994/1431427711166845068/AQNRpIzM0QOnq1IxodVPRdnt2J1Xtqk4u6LWh9KFy8Rqm4ozBGnNCxejuJQI4olrrMPUPZMHIhYWe5XrK0YhJ-R9kMdMOjSehV287-p0vwzzJw.mp4?ex=68fd6070&is=68fc0ef0&hm=e4fe7f31cc6cdcd9e7a4ea85ff074cfe209dbe5617b6a18a2e672399de892239&

[oblique belfry]

anyways

break over

gonna continue transcripting

again

[runic condor]

Oh nice

[static axle]

Dont be suprised if few buck for processing

[sour rivet]

migu

[thin bobcat]

already did, 2% are the fees

for processing

[static axle]

Ah

[oblique belfry]

probably not since i've already did 2%

[thin bobcat]

now just payout is the next

[oblique belfry]

i put it up for 98 bucks

i earned 96*

[proven tundra]

[left mantle]

damn field tested p90s asiimovs are goin 120 directly on steam jfc

[oblique belfry]

mhm

that skin was 7-10 bucks 2 days ago

skyrocketed in 1 night

because 5 of em trades for butterfly knife

[static axle]

Sold a knife in like 2017 or something, paid 20 bucks to get money fast and not wait a week

[oblique belfry]

i still dont know why the fuck they did this sytem

props to stop scammers and all that

but i feel like this benefits the scammers more

[static axle]

I dont care, im just

https://tenor.com/view/kekw-gif-24765156

[oblique belfry]

billionaires must die

[left mantle]

No matter what they did people would've have said this honestly

With the exception of removal of trading

[static axle]

Didnt poki or someone say steal from the rich while being rich themselfs

[oblique belfry]

ye

[static axle]

Cali iq i guess

[opal star]

Los angelas iq, lmao.

[left mantle]

But now trading up is realistically something to do for some people

[static axle]

Damn heat&drought

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/la-los-angeles-fire-wild-fire-wind-gif-15731614762901688989

[static axle]

I mean reds were kinda useless

[left mantle]

Precisely

[static axle]

And kinda ugly too

[marsh cargo]

Battlefield maps if they were good

[left mantle]

You either got dogshit or something moderately good

[static axle]

Imma be real and say cheap skins look better

Dragon lore? Ugly

Asimov? Decent

Some random 9 cent skin? Prefection

[left mantle]

I unironically enjoyed the bronze deco deagle

[static axle]

I mean the best skin is the stock ones and just play good and be called cheater cause you dont use skins

Cs logic

[runic condor]

Or you know

[static axle]

Cheat

[runic condor]

cough skin changer

[static axle]

Truee

[left mantle]

I also liked using the AK47 slate when snakebite came out

a simple skin

[static axle]

Or you know

Just dont play dogshit

[runic condor]

Yup

[static axle]

Best kind

[subtle sage]

Horrific read

[static axle]

I dont want no ADHD scribbly line bs. Keep it clean and simple

[left mantle]

It also changes very little depending on wear so you can get one in dogshit wear and it still looked like the skin just brighter

[static axle]

Its like valorant, i dont want no bone dragon pulling a mag out of its ass. Distracting af

[static axle]

I even run mostly stock camo in battlefield too mainly cause the guns just look ass with most camos, some look good with urban camos but thats it

Even in bf1 i think i have 2 skins equiped. Both of them clean skins. One is the black stock golden lock rifle

[sour rivet]

be me
takin shower
fun times
accidently bump into the knob
feel the cold piss of posidean

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ID9zWFOoe4k

the indomitable human spirit

[sour rivet]

https://FIXVx.com/Airdorf/status/1981880603193843794

Airdorf 🔜 EVA 2025 🇦🇷 (@Airdorf)

https://t.co/QVDR5mIGFh

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[marsh cargo]

Mortis

Game

[pliant meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/oogy-boogy-oogie-boogie-oogie-boogie-oogy-gif-3999320422535061401

[sour rivet]

[timid hollow]

[sour rivet]

woag

[timid hollow]

finished arena and got a new mission

interesting

[marsh cargo]

The goat

[left mantle]

slowly but surely my good roll chainsword is increasing in power

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240196923644968960/1431401711343243304/RDT_20251011_200639.mp4?ex=68fd483a&is=68fbf6ba&hm=1b2a111f2f30333808618e1d1b5ba85163e86af5a6a425f522f1c910108248ea&

[left mantle]

Gotta get a recon lasgun with a better roll because 63% ammo ain't it chief

[copper vapor]

https://fixvx.com/WyattCatarina/status/1981193130276716609

Catarina Senora Gatita (@WyattCatarina)

Dogs are such great sports and the most awesome Halloween sidekick!🎃 😅🤣

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[marsh cargo]

Shrimply put

Don't miss

And run stormstrooper

[left mantle]

Shrimple

[marsh cargo]

Now don't miss

Running out of ammo on las weapons is a skill issue

[left mantle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifKB4tH3wEE

[sour rivet]

when 100 in 4 stats

[left mantle]

Never

[sour rivet]

fatshark let me be more op

give me skittari

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAzgykYq9Es

[marsh cargo]

New class announcement soon

[agile bluff]

how soon

[sour rivet]

nov 11th

[marsh cargo]

soooon

[sour rivet]

why is it almost november

this cant be real

[left mantle]

Only time i'll ever hit 0 on lasgun is doing that godforsaken penance I saw in the list

Like 90% of ammo I see in missions goes to everyone else

shrimply because my ammo only goes where it's needed

aka

Panic spraying a mauler

[sour rivet]

i got hit in the head by a crowbar

i need ibuprofn

[copper vapor]

I just learned a neat little detail that makes Castlevania even more peam than it already is

misery dev admitting a mistake

the absolute gigachad

[sour rivet]

i gotta hunt a creature of the abyss

[copper vapor]

anyway

in SotN if you die as Richter, kid Maria appears and revives you with the aura of 4 animals
turtle
dragon
tiger
bird

genbu, seiryu, byakko and suzaku

[static axle]

Damn it

[left mantle]

omg it him

[copper vapor]

got nothin' on Gabriel Belmont

[marsh cargo]

that one

doesnt work in public lobbies

[sour rivet]

one ugly mf

[marsh cargo]

the flood

[sour rivet]

no

wrong

[left mantle]

alright time to see how this shit bangs

[sour rivet]

splendid

[marsh cargo]

https://vxtwitter.com/NoContextCrap/status/1981663708276494395

No Context Shitposting (@NoContextCrap)

https://t.co/876GQ0Foyl

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[sour rivet]

my fuckin uranium

[pure compass]

god that'd be so cancer in barotrauma

[sour rivet]

we already have husk

[pure compass]

Where are you on the map anyways?

[sour rivet]

uhh

im at the end of the 2nd biome

[pure compass]

what if... husked thalamus

[sour rivet]

you jest

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240196923644968960/1431371836863549530/A_Guy_gets_killed_on_Fortnite_while_Building_but_it_s_Lego_building_sound.mp4?ex=68fd2c67&is=68fbdae7&hm=59aba392fbb49ab80578a77ecd5e866c1017cbfa9a8366958092c59a7ca66d65&

[spring pagoda]

GTA Online as a PVP game is quite sad

[blazing maple]

why this cow kinda

[sour rivet]

sam jumpscare

[sour rivet]

not really?

[spring pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-gif-1878760417600646737

[blazing maple]

uh oh

I've been found out

scramble

[sour rivet]

run sam

[timber oxide]

Where can she run

She's in your forest

[sour rivet]

forest

big forest

[timber oxide]

Did you feed her fingies today

[spring pagoda]

I'm talking about 99% of the playerbase seemingly being braindead or lacking gamesense entirely

[sour rivet]

underground complex

[sour rivet]

so pvp games in general

[spring pagoda]

I've yet to find one where its THIS bad

[sour rivet]

lemme check

[blazing maple]

me playing bf6 only for the 8 medics nearby to focus on running ahead to shoot bad guys instead of bothering to revive people (we shall lose this match)

[timber oxide]

Birb I have a business offer

[sour rivet]

she ate them

[spring pagoda]

MW22 lobbies wouldve been absolutely helpless against me if they didn't have such bullshit aim assist lmao

[blazing maple]

what

[timber oxide]

We should turn your forest into a real life extraction shooter

[sour rivet]

sam what are you looking at

[sour rivet]

burning it down.

[timber oxide]

But think about the money

[sour rivet]

dude

[timber oxide]

And it will feed Sam

[sour rivet]

we in a forest

we HAVE the means to make money

[spring pagoda]

Me in BF4 watching in horror as our AA fails to kill the attack heli flying directly over it for the 3rd time

[timber oxide]

AA in BF4 is more of a infantry remover than aircraft remover

[blazing maple]

when I'm engie there are no vehicles to shoot but a billion recon snipers
when I'm recon there are a billion vehicles obliterating me before I can do anything

the curse

[copper vapor]

wink wink

[timber oxide]

It's more effective at killing aircraft in BF6

It's also surprisingly strong against other armor

[blazing maple]

That's what I'm sayin

[timber oxide]

As long as you can flank your target

[blazing maple]

Thank you for understanding me MBO

you a real one

[copper vapor]

[spring pagoda]

AA in BF6 should be like how it is in Broken Arrow

[copper vapor]

yes I am in fact real

[blazing maple]

anyone I'm ordering supplies for the week an need ideas what to add to my cart

[timber oxide]

You can win 1v1's against both light and heavy armor

[sour rivet]

when im in a play battlefield competition and my opponent has the game

[sour rivet]

i unno

[spring pagoda]

Completely slaps helicopters out of the sky but hopeless against armor

[sour rivet]

bacon

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ClGi2CRVlx0

I will always repost this

[timber oxide]

I swear if it autodubs it again

[spring pagoda]

Also does BF6 have any long range AA? or just the SHORADS?

[timber oxide]

IT FUCKING DID

[sour rivet]

oh god

pyr can you clip it somehow

i gotta hear it

i never heard the autodub

[timber oxide]

I won't cause I care about your eardrums

[sour rivet]

BUT I GOTTA KNOW HOW BAD IT IS

[timber oxide]

Very

[sour rivet]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@spring pagoda

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified reddit mod)

[spring pagoda]

whoopsie

[blazing maple]

already have

[spring pagoda]

Wrong channel

[blazing maple]

poor choice

obliteration

[sour rivet]

aw man

i donno man

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/solid-snake-dies-lifelight-life-light-smash-gif-25701465

[sour rivet]

she loves me

[timber oxide]

She doesn't

[copper vapor]

is that from smash bros ultimate lol

[copper vapor]

no need for long range, the maps are tiny

[timber oxide]

I'd say they have acceptable sizes

[sour rivet]

its not like i can say much given you are AUSTRALIAN and dont possess the many wretched american foods i have

[timber oxide]

But I hate big maps

I always did

[sour rivet]

you're a big girl go pick your own food

[sour rivet]

you hate big maps

in a bf game?

[timber oxide]

Yes

[sour rivet]

weirdo

[timber oxide]

Since I mostly play infantry

[blazing maple]

calling me fat wow

[sour rivet]

yes

[timber oxide]

So on a big map

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/eyefestation317/status/1981797305201353140

soap | urbanshades #1 lesbian expendable (@eyefestation317)

stupid idiot bunny eats grape and DIES

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[sour rivet]

eat less

[timber oxide]

I have to fucking walk everywhere

And it's

[sour rivet]

get skinny

[timber oxide]

Fucking

Boring

I prefer medium sized maps

[sour rivet]

if theres a whole lotta nothing between the running then yeah i agree

[timber oxide]

They aren't small enough so that it's constant chaos but are big enough to have both infantry and armor fight together

[sour rivet]

but take the conquest maps in bf1 for example

[timber oxide]

Never played BF1 and never will

[sour rivet]

bastard

[copper vapor]

guys

[timber oxide]

I don't like the WW1 theme

[copper vapor]

wanna see something funny

[timber oxide]

Yes

[copper vapor]

https://www.thegamer.com/ea-generative-ai-game-development-prompt-chatbot-bad-mistakes-hallucinations/

[sour rivet]

oh my god

[timber oxide]

Who would've guessed

Anyways, I'm on a quest to have the most visible camos on all my guys

[teal spade]

Shadowest of Colossus 3: Revengence

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEZ75-AVwdk

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/vince-mcmahon-wwe-uh-huh-okay-shocked-gif-17531281

[sour rivet]

@blazing maple

[copper vapor]

approved

[blazing maple]

gonna grab some of this

[copper vapor]

fuck yeah

Been so long since I had iced coffee

[timber oxide]

Also, and please don't get me wrong

[blazing maple]

lactose free iced coffee

I'm gonna be a superhuman

[timber oxide]

I don't like that I can't have the NATO Support be male

[blazing maple]

also the art on the iced coffee is pretty

[sour rivet]

i have no more baro to share at the time

im killing myself

[teal spade]

[copper vapor]

the support and engi are female iirc?

[teal spade]

Cow simps for farmers, what else is new?

[timber oxide]

The default options

But Support has no male options

In NATO

[copper vapor]

[sour rivet]

add gendr options to bf6

[copper vapor]

male erasure

in muh vidya

[timber oxide]

I have nothing against female soldiers, mind you

But I prefer to play as dudes

[copper vapor]

I kinda prefer female soldiers because they're funny when they scream as I intentionally walk into ground fires

[timber oxide]

[teal spade]

[timber oxide]

Could be worse

[timber oxide]

I could say

I have nothing against child soldiers

[teal spade]

poor

[blazing maple]

nvm i'm depressed now

[sour rivet]

foolish

[copper vapor]

me neither. Raiden is my favorite child soldier

[copper vapor]

oh no.

[sour rivet]

you will never be superhuman

[blazing maple]

time for the backup

[copper vapor]

the joys of capitalism

[timber oxide]

I mean I did just buy a new car and invested 1/3rd of one of my bank accounts

[sour rivet]

buy me my ENTIRE steamwishlist

[timber oxide]

No

[sour rivet]

good

[timber oxide]

Actually

What's your wishlist

[teal spade]

The car:

[timber oxide]

Lemme see

[sour rivet]

https://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/profiles/76561199049450959/

90% no release date games

[teal spade]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-no-no-embed-megamind-megamind-meme-gif-25261934

[timber oxide]

#╟❓general-offtopic message

[sour rivet]

wishlists dont embed

[teal spade]

photoshop

[sour rivet]

blue

[copper vapor]

why is deadlock in your wishlist

[sour rivet]

cuz

i want it

[copper vapor]

a Focus?

[copper vapor]

it free, silly

[sour rivet]

yeah i and i have it

but i want it

[copper vapor]

[sour rivet]

i wish for it to release

fully

[teal spade]

OH, you linked the entire wishlist

I see

[timber oxide]

Focus ST

[sour rivet]

yes, yes you cant stalk the games i am interested in

[teal spade]

[copper vapor]

beautiful thing

[sour rivet]

bad performance

[timber oxide]

I think so too

[copper vapor]

I don't think I've ever seen a car in such a "bright" blue color

[timber oxide]

I'm still kinda sad I had to sell the previous car

[copper vapor]

dunno if bright is the correct word

[timber oxide]

Impreza?

[copper vapor]

uh. irl.

I should've specified

[timber oxide]

I get it

Yeah I haven't seen many either

I think that a lot of cars don't look good in such bright colors

But this one does look good

[sour rivet]

in only 2 days

how

[teal spade]

Bnuy ppl @sour rivet

[static axle]

No job duh

[sour rivet]

bnuy?

[copper vapor]

ffxiv lookin different than what I remember

[teal spade]

bunny

[left mantle]

@marsh cargo Bro I got a fuckin story for you when I get out of this mission

[teal spade]

[sour rivet]

what gam

[sour rivet]

i know bro

[teal spade]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2719590/Light_No_Fire/

Steam

Light No Fire

Light No Fire is a game about adventure, building, survival and exploration together. Set on a fantasy planet the size of Earth, it brings the depth of a role playing game to the freedom of a survival sandbox.A Multiplayer EarthCarve a life together. Meet players from across the globe, build a life, explore and survive together. Construct persi…

Release Date

To be announced

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[copper vapor]

WHAT

[sour rivet]

oohhh

[teal spade]

from your wishlist ya bozo

[sour rivet]

i dont remember

seeing those

in ANY trailer

[copper vapor]

these bnuys are in Hello Games' new game? WHAT

[static axle]

I mean its been mixed since launch

[copper vapor]

I never knew that

[sour rivet]

i still want bl4

[teal spade]

also @sour rivet ... bro...

[sour rivet]

bro?

[static axle]

Buy it then

[sour rivet]

only if sam is because we doin it together

[teal spade]

ya still didn't play DS2?

[copper vapor]

saw the trailer

that looks more like

shadow of the journey

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/kawaii-cute-peach-cat-gif-23743858

[copper vapor]

journey of the colossus

[sour rivet]

only a little on ps4 but that was when i was poopoo dogshit at souls

however i am better now

evolved

stronger

do not doubt me

acid attack

[teal spade]

[copper vapor]

FUCK THE NAYSAYERS

WE HYPE

[sour rivet]

war

[teal spade]

@sour rivet

[sour rivet]

nay warhorse needs my money

[copper vapor]

mail them the money then

[sour rivet]

sir yes sir

oooo rah

[copper vapor]

don't buy on steam

[teal spade]

man, waht a small wishlist

[sour rivet]

yeah

[copper vapor]

true

[sour rivet]

theres not much stuff

i want

[sour rivet]

or care abou

[teal spade]

meanwhile mine:
https://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/id/grimanima/?sort=discount

[static axle]

[teal spade]

LOL NVM

[copper vapor]

I should trim this, there's stuff I already own on GOG
https://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/id/MBOmnis/?sort=discount

[teal spade]

[copper vapor]

yea

valve is shit like that

[static axle]

Remove 1 digit and you have mine

[sour rivet]

i do wanna get ds2 when the seamless mod comes out

[copper vapor]

I was browsing forums and after the 5th click I got that error

[teal spade]

DUDE

@copper vapor

THE FUCK

[copper vapor]

speaking of games with trash performance

[teal spade]

JUST BUY IT ALREADY YOU CHEAPSKATE

[static axle]

Lemme guess, with sammie

[teal spade]

[sour rivet]

or my boy dogman

we did dark souls 3

[static axle]

Dogerman

[copper vapor]

[sour rivet]

no

different dog

[copper vapor]

well. what the fuck was this game, I wonder

[sour rivet]

inside me are two wolves

[static axle]

Doberman?

Shitzu

[teal spade]

good game

[pallid raft]

got that game so long ago

[copper vapor]

MEH IT WAS TOTALLY LEGIT WHEELER DEALER

IT'S A FAKE GAME

[pallid raft]

in like beta

was cool

[copper vapor]

or it was just removed from steam

[static axle]

Me boat?

[sour rivet]

nioh 3 also looks interesting

i may get it

[copper vapor]

[sour rivet]

[teal spade]

@copper vapor

[copper vapor]

I may be biased

[pallid raft]

im gonna fo sho

[teal spade]

also didn't buy it yet

[copper vapor]

("I recognized Nioh 3 within 2 seconds of the announcement trailer" levels of biased )

[static axle]

Imma be real dirb, with what money? Didnt you just complain about bills

[sour rivet]

i still have birthday money

[pallid raft]

it took me like a few seconds too

[sour rivet]

i dont pay the bills or groceries
i dont got a job bruh

[pallid raft]

i got most games straight away other than new ips

[copper vapor]

woman said SPIRIT STONES I instantly thought of Amrita

[pallid raft]

hahaha

[sour rivet]

also bills arent the problem rn
food is

[teal spade]

@copper vapor when you get Sniper Elite: Resistance hit me up, I'll invade the shit out of you, I LOVE THAT GAME MODE

[static axle]

Damn, playing on hard difficulty must suck

[pallid raft]

are you signed upto like government allowance or anything? idk what its called in US

[sour rivet]

no

i think i was supposed to get something like that when i was younger

but my mom never did it

[static axle]

Its good that you wake up otherwise youd be dead

Das njet gud

[sour rivet]

its expensive to be dead

[teal spade]

actual garbage tier game. Don't waste money on this shit if you love the Homeworld series

[static axle]

I mean not for you. To relatives yes

[sour rivet]

yeag

in death i got my dead mans coins

im rich

[static axle]

And its their problem. What they gonna do? Kill you?

[copper vapor]

and this time Nioh 3 comes out simultaneously on PC and consoles
Koei is paying attention

[sour rivet]

they cant kill me im already dead