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CROMNCH CROMNCH
yummas
fellas

should i be robot or human
no but if i choose human then im gonna jam as much alien dna i can into myself
That's fine
ok 1 vote for hummie
13 seconds · Clipped by MBOmnis · Original video "Ninja Gaiden 4" by videogamedunkey
and the only vote

baro
go humie
2 vot
we do not accept clankers in this household
SAM
YOU
VOTE
Dan Hentschel you can't keep getting away with this
no i don't want to
hate me
wonder how my ninja plants are going
aw fuck me
behold
barotrauma'ing all over the place
shit i was gonna send this to you
PEAK art
alan wake is too op
Fate worse than death, clanker
shrimp attack
nay
i will inject shirmp into my bloodstream
just for you
i think they were re-added not sure
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When we said “Everyone is here” we meant...
wait wasnt spartan survivors supposed to release today
ohhhhh fuck we have a window in the back
this could prove
bothersome
The fuck is that?
Fight hordes of Covenant & Flood in this new game mixing Roguelite & Bullet Heaven for hours of mindless fun!
Have fun surviving Spartan!…
Coming soon
can't wait for the microsoft takedown
Can't be any worse than 5
based
I just dont get how a dev studio was so fucking clueless about the main character
i love watching my literal super soldier fight like a normal dude in a 5 min cutscene
AND THAT ALL THE ADVERTISEMENT IS FALSE
Locke should've got fuckin dunked on
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peak
I'm being dogpiled for this comment on dunkey's video
what the fuck is wrong with people lmao
yellow lines to show you where to go
"Yellow ladders are bad despite being very realistic"
Just like irl
neon signs for the perpetually blind
I'm gonna have to send bro that BF6 clip of the guy zeroing his gun to 1000m and complaining his shots are missing

BF6 is recent enough, right? 
I won't even reply to the second retard
and unfortunately I have to do shenanigans with the URL because youtube auto-deletes it thinking it's spam
I see coloured lines in the hospital every day
Red to get here
Yellow to go here
Etc
wait it's auto-deleted as well
can anyone see this last comment of mine there?
this is the vid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0E9dHgOHbI
Nope
fuck
It thinks you're a bot
google being retarded as usual
me neither 
My fellow battledroid 
fellow clanka
Get these cog suckers outta here
I still enjoy the short I saw where I think Michael Reeves fucking broke chatgpt by gaslighting it
MBO comments getting deleted while I see the same bots spamming the same shit across every channel possible
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/WP5_XJY_P0Q here it is
Anti spiral
dead internet theory is no longer a theory
google gets a bot to delete comments with hyperlinks
lets the actual bots continue existing
God it's just so peak
alright so with my new found knowledge of bandits being in this beacon station i have come to a conclusion
kill them with the sub
drown them
burn them alive
fire damage is kinda bad tho
I haven't been able to see my comments for months
fire damage in games is virtually always a hit or miss
this happens to me occasionally, this was the most recent occasion
I even have other comments in that same video that weren't deleted
The funniest shit I have ever seen was Instagram with their bans
yall can see your own comments?
unless they were deleted now
You can unban your account within seconds by just clicking on a link in the app
Then you enter your email, get a verification link in your email inbox
Unbanned

It only works when opening the link through the app
imagine commenting on yt videos
you do worse shit
Bwa... i need to upgrade my sub speed

like what
whine whenever sam doesn't reply to you within half a picosecond
I responded for you mbo 
I don't see it 
brain damaged
I really wish this comment gets through


the fuck is a capital G gamer
o shit it went through
i won't give an example of what i think
just a buzzword
Never seen it used in my life
gamers who are like the racist "i hate women" and "everything is woke" kind rather than the "i like playing games" kind
i honestly thought it's the word ginger, just rearranged
Because you're not a complete fucking tool
Like there's gamers (normal) and Gamers (derogatory)
apparently mentioning twitter/x gets auto-deleted
lmao
you know, there is a moment where you should probably just leave your desk for a while
go outside
idk
once again
describing yourself as a gamer? Red flag, hitler particles in the air, be warned
Saying you play video games? normal, down right average, I bet you enjoy tetris you well adjusted adult
@proven tundra your comment disappeared
tf are you guys even commenting on
so probably mentioning twitter gets flagged by the big bad corp
i just wanted an excuse to say hitler particles one of the funniest fucking phrases ever
rat's comment was there but no longer
There on my end huh
I saw it earlier then I commented and F5'd to see if my comment would stick
now rat's comment disappeared
i still remember when tutorials had a purpose, for example "look up and down" to check if you usually use inverted mouse movements
I don't 

scroll up
halo tutorial being like "look around a bit, okay you want inverted controls?"
yeah
how far
Far Cry Blood Dragon tutorial
its purpose: annoy Rex Colt
(and the player)
nvm found it
best purpose
pissing off a npc + player is always great
People love to complain about yellow paint in enviroments but they're the same people who skip text boxes, ignore tutorials then complain the game is too confusing while walking past a neon glowing sign 5 times in a row
"Game journalist and their consequences have been a disaster for the gaming..."

I mentioned that last night when I commented about NG4 having yellow paint
people complain about yellow paint then whine that they don't know where they should go to advance
Also people being really bad at figuring things out
fuckin aliens attack me sub
I love enviromental paint. Gives my brain vibration of the good kind
I do like if a game doesn't use yellow paint but if you have a gigantic open environment, there has to be something to identify the path
Like darktide is a game where I look at the shit being said and I think "god this is fucking obtuse"
A pirate dominatrix encounters alien life for the first time:
eh
But most games don't have that problem
canadians when literally anything happens:
Most of the time you really don't need the yellow paint, you can easily deduct where you should go next
At least if you don't just run around like a goose
It ties into my above comment
🥀 my goat is washed
Darktide has a lot of "names" for shit and does fuck all to explain it
istg if this gets deleted
anime characters when anything happens
except it's EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH??!"?!???!?!!
It's there for me
For example The Evil Within, I liked that game and I don't remember it having yellow markings
but I still can't see rat's comment anymore 
It was pretty easy to figure out where to go
Lmao
it did have giant black bars at the top and bottom of the screen however 
THESE MFS SUCKING MY POWER
Dang is this how I find out I'm a cog sucker too
But I get dropped into darktide and I see shit like "Rending" "Brittleness" "Finesse" "Cleave" and i'm like "Wow words that I can barely attribute to tangible value"
Better than looking at gigantic neon yellow markings on the wall
revoking your barotrauma
no pls
honestly some games are so visually dull some yellow paint would help the enviroment tbh
Cleave is the only one I can understand at a glance
means how many enemies you hit at once when you attack
"Oh thank fuck some colour"
Well, that is more sad than anything really lmao
Unironically I want more games to do what poe2 does when it has a term in it's description
The amount of people that got lost in the hospital before we painted coloured lines was staggering
I can mouse over the term and see exactly what it means
Id have to help someone every time I left the department
the problem modern devs have with chasing realism instead of style.
The calisto protocal was awful with that
Now I can just say
Follow the Yellow lines
And then there's Ikea, hope you find your way out because the markings on the floor will lead just further in
aight now that I sorted comments for "most recent", it appears again

follow the yellow brick road
Wizard of Oz did it before it was cool
this is indeed peam
oh my god dorothy was a turn based rpg gamer assembling her party
nice to meet you pinetable
it's a beautiful name
what you dont like crawling through vents all the time
indeed she was

https://fixvx.com/Reidboy24/status/1981021476615798832 there's this one guy i've seen who uses a filter to make bf6 more colourful for his streams
All my highlights of using the new Mini Scout sniper in Battlefield 6 coming in Season 1 #BF6
This thing is absolutely going to be the best sniper in the game https://t.co/h6F958jhXR
SHINY
I wonder if giving vague descriptions of twitter (like "that single letter social media page owned by the musky one" will get flagged and deleted by google as well
thats looks
i unno
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS COLOR SATURATION
yeah
alright, that looks horrible tho lmao
My gun gives onslaught on kill, "What's that?" holds alt and mouses over it "Oh it gives "Skill speed" and movement speed. "What's Skill speed?" Clicks on onslaught tool tip and mouse over skill speed "Oh skill speed is how fast a skill is used and stacks with other forms of speed increase for damage"
this looks fucking disgusting
it literally singes your eyes
it hurts to look at
is that filter only on the stream or does he actually play like that holy shit
looks like it'd burn into my retina if i look at it for too long
i thought your fav artist was vivi
Its genuinely just a piss filter tbh
abomination
God the oversaturation
nah look at how bright the foliage is
radioactive green
kryptonite
she hasn't uploaded as much lately which is sad
"just a lil bit"
"A lil bit"
I mean its a weird oversaturation with piss filter I wasnt saying the piss filter made it good lol
shes been uploading quite a bit tho?
https://fixvx.com/Reidboy24/status/1980731998466633779 video i was commenting on
embed fail
yes but the ammount has slowed down noticably
just arrived home from work
and zar does more far-out concepts
and i got a call from my boss to comeback
Lol

just respond with "nuh-uh or gimme doubletime"
"no"
It honestly looks like the rage filter you get when you activate Trevors ability in GTAV
Fear and hunger 3 enemy leaked
nah it's not naked and isn't showing a massive spiky schloong
hope he pays you overtime then
looks more like an RE creature
"I sure do wonder why my favorite yter censors a lot of fear and hunger and- oh thats a penis"
i litearlly just sat down on my chair
I know a boss arena when I see it
bonus points if theres consumables and ammo near the entrance
yo what game
New ninja gaiden I believe
savepoint to the left
Could 100% be wrong
W
ninja gaiden 4
Hinako shows up with the "STEEL PIPE BEATDOWN" theme playing
But I just enjoy that if I am confused about any of the dotted underlined items I can literally mouse over them and the game actually explains it
ok we disabling barotraumatic
this is 200% a boss arena
i love how his legacy is just as a reaction image to being inconvienenced or annoyed
new character time
People are so split on if the game is good or not and surprisingly not too many reasons are because u dont play ryu
shrimp attack
sam do you wish to be a mechanic

medic
like i saw one where it was "my wendys cost over 30$"
is barotrauma similar to SS13 in any way
can I be a clown and inject people with random drugs
yes
yes
there's a clown mech
holy shit 
with a horn attatched
peak.
day ?? of trying to convince sam to join me in the depths
i could post the one i saw
but it would be 
day 0
U can be a clown with a hammer that has a I think 1% chance to instakill any enemy in the game but otherwise does no damage
don't you like
yea but you got it today as a gift
have a fear of water
yes
i do not
which makes this game even more fun
I'd go swimming outside the ship
so do i
just pretend it's outer space instead
birb you are so based
face your fear
"It's so shrimple out here!"
The sound of me being absolutely anihilated and gored
this is the way
RAGEBAITING HURTS MY AUTISM
Game seems fun if I knew people that would actually play barotrauma
i would give you a bunch of alien genes
spooder
i recommend game it fun
also fun in solo but not as much
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=iOYr-uXp1kk samantha song of the day
Provided to YouTube by Parlophone UK
All I Ever Asked (with sombr) · Rachel Chinouriri · sombr
All I Ever Asked (with sombr)
℗ Under exclusive licence to Parlophone Records Limited, ℗ 2025 Celestial Arts and Music Ltd t/a Atlas Artists
With Vocals: sombr
Producer: HYLNU
Drums: Liam Hutton
Masterer: Matt Colton
Producer: Oli Bayston
Voc...
I SRHIMP you
what does that even MEAN!?!
I
gotta stop looking at the second screen
ravic posted a bf6 video
poofer is playing ng4
im going to guess
its barotrauma ?
probably
yes
baratrauma looks fun asf, own it havent touched it lmao
baro is the kinda game I enjoy watching more than I'd enjoy playing
samantha doesnt understand
i use my fear to scream uncontrollably as i kill the horrors
I own barotrauma then realized I dont have anyone to play it with after buying it 
unless its the abyssal creatures then fuck you
offtopic baro smp when
stealer + birb + sam
who else

we would not leave the first biome
I would be down if I wouldn't always be at work while its happening im willing to bet 
also this isnt really the game i'd like to have more than 4 people on
too chaotic
would destroy my immersion
Real idk how I would feel with 5 people possibly screaming at abysmal horrors
Funny at first until u get tinnitus
yo
hm
well this boss was easy
only 3 attempts
all the others took over 10 
O SHIT
OH. SHIT.
Ninja gaiden moment
Reminding me of the boss fight that can just explode and instakill u if ur not blocking 
classic NG2 magma armadillo
it's funny how you can just block that huge explosion
I always thought you had to run away
died a few times to that
but I also managed to flee the blast zone
I use my fear to scream as I run into the horrors
I only learned you could simply block it after watching a video years later 
my fight or flight broke a few years back and now its just "flight into them to assert dominance"
hey guys
you should
do something
like watch ALL OF RVB AT 2X SPEEEE-
later seasons are peak
should i press it ? 

dijonerate type shi
anyway crowbar best weapon
i could stream baro for you for a bit if you want sam
fire emblem three houses looks really fun
yeah it's great it's part of my personality forever now unfortunatley
but i dont wanna spend 60 for it lamao
i didnt
come to australia you can play my switch
:)
the dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural
fank you very much
chat do i look cool
yag
ive never found a site reliable for the dark side of the force for the swax
is that classic wow
in da offtopic channrl
yag
yag
your mini objective today
fish
then COOK IT
and EAT IT
i need to get back on classic wow
ok
yay
oooo
i probably shouldnt stay here for long
'lest i get husked
and we dont want THAT happening
-# yet
heheheeh3
hehehe ha
i wish i could get the Dark Urge cloak
its such a good cloak
and i still didnt underdark and forge 
Unfortunate, you aren't digging a hole

rat_dwarf

correct
hii

yea this is DmC alright.
Where's the MJ dance scene
they will kill you for this
The amount of people i told to kill themselves today in apex is impressive
I will never understand how you can be such a fucking bad player
they will not kill you for this
i think i poured 60 hours into act 1 and wasnt finished on my first try
I dont need Master players, i just want players who actually know how to play their character and STAY WITH THE GODDAMN SQUAD
One more lifeline that is pushing without break and i will snap my own neck
If you dont hear from me you know what happened
Choire starts chanting in Latin - run
oh no
the FFXIV format
The bird is gonna transform into some wild shit
yeah with extra encounter it take even more time for me 
considering enemies are much stronger then in vanilla honour mode
but when astarion almost solo'ed gobbos base without stealth
damn
that was crazy
yeah but jupiter also gives us cancer
Literally me 
what the fuck is that crop

Barotrauma?
it begins
everything can give u cancer if u brave enough 
WHAT
this was made by atomic heart fans
game older than atomic heart tho
also this aint vanilla

we wanted to fuck robots before atomic heart was a twinkle in a devs eye

assaultrons been a thing for years before atomic heart

is that the tom scream
peppino but i guess tom works too
@copper vapor 
evening / morning chat
I'm in the dark souls 1 dlc all of a sudden?
LMAO
THIS IS PERFECT
yeah no multiclassing for me
and actually 3rd were not fire it was thunder 
@proven tundra your whoesome dose
hiiii @rocky turtle
physical=yojimbo
ice=shiva
thunder=ramuh
that you btw?
oh I forgot you had already mentioned the first was physical
hiii 
yes I'm making that face irl
dude is playing London knife fights online
is GTA V still unplayebel online because of the Opressor MK2 iirc ?

@copper vapor https://youtu.be/X0ROecdOmTE its peak
"Lightning doth strike, thunder doth roll."
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Some support by su...

u need only 25 for that one to count if im not mistaken
pog
i know
im doing all of it for steam achievement

bill got fucking springlocked

it is 
i gonna respec to thunder then 

Myaru
just like normal tradeups
and my p90 asiimov is from breakout collection
aka butterfly knife
no wonder it blew up
what the fuck
"hitting 1# x trade up"
One of the shittiest knives
The only knife I think is worse would be the buttplug
buttplugs are at least cheap compared to other knives
(Angry spinning animation noises)
yeah mp7 bloodsport was around 2€ is like that too
I remember when neon rider costed 4zł (~1 dollar)
From the episode "I am Peter, hear me roar".
All copyrights belong to more talented people.
not anymore
this is how it feels trading 55 boar chops for $10 and stash coordintes
wow what is bro talking about?
......the family guy clip?
it went even more up last time I checked mw was 22 I think
from 5 seconds ago/
the red feather looks too punkish and the pink one looks too on the nose idk how to feel about them
what does this mean for cs economy? red skins going up, knives going down?
new 1# potentials?
and it's not like i'm going out any time soon with how shut in my friend group is
and the ones that liked to go out now have jobs
piece of shit red skins that were 5-15 bucks
is now at least 30-60 bucks
I dunno, my huntsman is still the same price
well sure that won't change in an instant like cheap red skins, but surely overtime it will go down
knife prices will plummet while red skin prices will implode
especially if you are chasing a specific knife
like butterfly
fucking 9 dollar p90 skin went up to 115 dollars
None of mine huntsman collection skins went up in price (at least not noticeably)
give it time
update just dropped iirc
No I won't cause I don't care
oki
It's monopoly money anyways
can still sell it via 3rd app sites
thats what i did when i got a new case that was worth 56 bucks
Then go buy yourself a computer with cs skins 
thats the plan
1 day i will drop bravo case
and instantly withdraw that
with irl money
Brother will do anything to avoid working
I hope your PC dies before you get the case
pyrson i explained it many times so i wont bother now
gonna continue looking at steam market instead
Yeah and I find your explanation to be extreme copium

And I'm dying from lumbago
mind sharing it with the class ?

The lumbago? Sure
yes
Ok everyone, come get some lumbago
surely its just a one time surge
I'll be completely honest, my knife would have to lose over 500% value for me to even think about caring because that's roughly how much it went up since I got it
And even then I won't even think about selling it because I'm dead set on keeping it until the game dies
what huntsman you have?
Shit could buy me a new car, it's staying in my inventory
chat
Crimson Web
i heard a scary sound
cuz right now every red skin is getting a price increase just to match the knife price
go check it out
I don't think knives will lose too much value
yeah
well at least cs youtubers will have new content for some time 
Honestly, if I were to sell knives now
I would sell them just slightly cheaper than the cost of getting enough reds to get them
That way I get a guaranteed sale and people who spend money to get the knife via red skins get slightly pissed
I wonder how much exp a match of retakes will yield
ok so mp7 is the cheapest cuz it gives gloves instead
The price of my knife would make a banger rollercoaster


"sir why is there a 3.3 million deposit into your account ?"
vidya gaem 

Become a big time streamer / youtuber to conceal your CS skins earnings

no
birb
you cannot bail out too early
this skin creates butterfly knife
the most expensive knife in the game (for some stupid reason)
2nd is karambit
monee...
besides
i doubt 3rd app sites are selling it for this high rn
lemme check
the site is fucking dead

PFF FHAHAHAHA
what a crazy night
rich milianer
yeah sites still says 7 bucks or so
my p90 was 7.25 bucks
literally few hours ago
@turbid shuttle
bastard
cs2 market is crashing

i am transporting clowns
they rolled out 12mb update just now
ye its the update
anybody seen MISERY?
nope
on steam, inspired by stalker, 60 seconds, and fallout i think
it releases tmrw
jesus christ
big fan of the graphics
💱 3,689 TRY (Turkish Lira) :flag_tr: is equal to 87.87 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us:
debating if i should get that or fallout 4 cuz its super cheap rn
l m a o
I have my eyes set on beta decay
SAME
like give us early access already
plss
dev said quarter 4 of this i year i think right?
what does 3.6k TRY get you in turkey?
BÖRKA
WAKE UP
CS2 MARKET IS IMPLODING
?
Good
dude 6-10 dollar red skins like p90 asiimov or mac 10 neon rider
is now 30-60 bucks
MY p90 WAS 7 BUCKS THIS EVENING NOW ITS 95 BUCKS

Cant wait to trade 5 100$ skins for a blue gem
sell it on skinport or something doge
money would be huge for you
the exchange rate must be crazy right?
You can upgrade your pc!
You could possibly buy at least an 8 gig 580
one component at a time
Lmao
you can get a soundblaster
psu?! or case?!
oh my fucking god
nah
THIS SKIN WAS AT 6 BUCKS ORDER
that slike 1 billion lira
💱 98 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us: is equal to 4,114.15 TRY (Turkish Lira) :flag_tr:
man

i should have started playing cs2 
red skin inventory people are filthy rich right now
i NEED that money
why couldn't I have shitty red skin in my possession
my ass trynna save as much as possible on outlast trials, I could've it by now, not a dime spent
is that 3 fucking million
Y E S
yes
i just saw miku fucking die
need to see if i have any cs skins
n o.
didn't you say to not bail too soon?
fuck
Hey! My AK is up 20$
well y'all are not playing cs2 
i sold all my good ones ages ago sadly
my tf2 inventory is worth 30 dollas
also the reason p90 is way too expensive compared to other red skins
is because it creates butterfly knife
used to have a nice chromatic abb and an ak legion
knife economy drops, red weapons up
the shop song is just so good
I used to have golden coil bs, which was 5€, ever since cs2 released it was 50€

do it
do it

DEATH TO CHRONOS

cheapest butterfly in steam rn
bro
No
whew
Thats google image
That sticker is 400 bucks
the capsule is 40 fucking grand
I sold that shit along time ago, I was fucking with you
Shame
I paid for my current daily with it
No balls confirmed
lmao
place buy order for 4 bucks
l m a o
damn, shouldve waited

Wouldve made an extra 18 grand
I sold mine for 40,223
Some fucko actually bought it
and we ask why börka builds pc every month or so
Nah I bought a whole ass truck with it

I don't
buying a car with ingame sticker capsule
so
literally
the economy exploding because knives are trade up now
reds are insane value
yes
I think I have a few reds
thats insane
I havent opened a case in like, a year
surely the community is popping rn
like the money coming in for ppl must be huge
for traders especially
aug chameleon which at one point during its lifetime was 90 cents is 40+ bucks now
was 2,7€ before the update drop
crazy
NEW INFORMATION DROPPED THAT WILL CRASH THE MARKET EVEN MORE
god damn

I'm having more trouble fighting a punk with a shitty sword than I had fighting demons

return of 40€ gut knife safari mesh?
probably
oh my fucking god
this shit hilarious

you know what we open during fuck ups like this

why can't I Izuna this guy
the spike is hilarious
from like what 15€ to a, 2k? crazy
Will this crash the market
Like what happened with tf2

knife prices might plummet after some time
it will
peam
did you ever see the jazz cover
lies
in 7 days













