🤖🐛🦑helldivers

[median trellis]

i swear they increased the heavy spawns the last few days

the bot planets are fucking warzones

[twin perch]

Random hulk patrols

I think if we had a per enemy kill count I'd be sitting at 20 hulks

https://fxtwitter.com/Helldivers2HQ/status/1776273842258026822?t=lJDjvmNUrf2ruT2pkkydtw&s=19

[obsidian flame]

[raw folio]

Automatons have had enough of your shit.

[twin perch]

I probably had 20 Hulk kills in that mission

was at 200 kills too

[earnest stag]

blob ship

[twin perch]

I hope that automatons chill out after tibit falls

Since I'm pretty sure there is secret shit in there

[earnest stag]

We will get those instead

https://tenor.com/view/blue-da-ba-dee-eiffel65-gif-14330492

The blues clues

[twin perch]

Nah, we probs gonna get cyberstan'd

And while we're getting rolled from the Cyberstan front

blueblois

with the "major" update

[earnest stag]

I mean atm we gonna find out where they and why they coming

So i guess your right

[twin perch]

I do hope they do "major" updates so we can get a free BP again

Nothing vs the smol ones, but they're smol

[raw folio]

We're probably getting Ardennesed

[earnest stag]

Yeah i mean they should add free Warbonds

it would be dumb if every single one is prem

[twin perch]

I just want long/bigger warbonds

To work through

"Content hurr" I just want more guns to try XD

Even though quite a few guns tend to be made irrelevant at higher levels sadly

[plain bough]

It's time to helldive

[twin perch]

The Hulkisition is approaching your location rapidly.

[plain bough]

Oh, got paid my MO medals

[raw folio]

I think you know which image I thought of instead

[earnest stag]

same to bad i had 250

okay

and how do you expect me to take that now ?

[raw folio]

That's the neat part

You don't

[twin perch]

Reason 1 why I blow em

[late dagger]

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[late dagger]

It's their final push

[plain bough]

300K players active with 230K in the MO zones, before the weekend no less

[earnest stag]

i knew it

The blues coming

[late dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/super-troopers-mother-of-god-shocked-surprised-omg-gif-5431091

[obsidian flame]

woo fanfics

[twin perch]

They're fucking with lib % so hard lol

literally better if everyone spammed 1's than 7's

[late dagger]

Where do you get this

[obsidian flame]

https://helldivers.io/

[late dagger]

[plain bough]

It's also in the pinned comments just a bit down

[thorny ore]

Something is not right, I feel like we are taking the planets too easy

[plain bough]

Obviously this detachment of bots is gonna be eliminated and they drag their butt in with more

[vague marsh]

funi aliens when

[plain bough]

this month or next probably

[late dagger]

Less grinders?

[bitter elk]

Stun nades my beloved.

Despite the recent nerfs to their effect against bile titans, not having a Hulk flamethrower up your ass at all times are such an immense breath relief.

[twin perch]

Real

[hybrid onyx]

oh wow the Spear is even more worthless after they introduced bot gunships huh

can't lock-on to shit

[plain bough]

Spear and its hamster wheel lock on system

gonna get outclassed by every new RPG out there lol

[slim coral]

Why spear when Quasar

[plain bough]

waiting on the Commando and Airburst

[vocal hornet]

It kills tanks from all angles

But thats about it

[slim coral]

They should allow you to log on tagged enemies ngl

Thatd simplify everything

[slim coral]

Shot an EAT at tank

It blowing glanced my friend

[vocal hornet]

I wish they would stop nerfing and buffing shit constantly

[slim coral]

I dont get why they need to nerf a slug shotgun

[vocal hornet]

A hulk flamer roasts your ass in 0.1 seconds now

[slim coral]

Atleast the Penetrator has full auto but the mag cap of 25 round sucks

[vocal hornet]

Honestly i dont see why they nerf things that are late game

Its supposed to be strong

[vocal hornet]

Low damage too

[plain bough]

HMG still having low capacity mags despite the oversized drums

[vocal hornet]

I honestly dont get why anyone would use the HMG over the machine gun

[slim coral]

HMG recoil goes everywhere if you decided to 1200 RPMG it

[plain bough]

just give us an extra mag with 200rds in each drum and call it a day

[slim coral]

The LMG is best MG ngl

Forgot the name

[vocal hornet]

Nerfed already

[slim coral]

They nerfed the worst MG?

Damn

[plain bough]

the rpm is nerfed for top

[vocal hornet]

Indeed

[plain bough]

950 rpm now I believe

[vocal hornet]

Yes

[slim coral]

The Stalwart is god damn beautiful

[vocal hornet]

What

[plain bough]

wonder when they gonna release the other weapons, we need more guns

[vocal hornet]

That thing cant pen a paper sheet

[slim coral]

Yeh but its great at crowd control

[vocal hornet]

Machine gun is where its at

It can do crown control

It can pen armor

[slim coral]

Yeh but you gotta stationery reload

[vocal hornet]

Simply have a friend

[slim coral]

Ngl

[vocal hornet]

(I know its impossible for you guys)

[slim coral]

Would be great if the new HMG can have a Crew

[brazen estuary]

log in
MO completed +40 medals
MO completed +45 medals
log out

[slim coral]

The reload is painfully slow

[plain bough]

AH better drop a minigun + ammo backpack strategem

[vocal hornet]

Minigun would be wicked sick

[vocal hornet]

Just remember that there is 250 medals cap

[plain bough]

I kept my medal purse light just incase of MO rewards

[slim coral]

LAS-7 Laser Pistol

[plain bough]

at 200 medals atm

[vocal hornet]

You better spend

This new MO is going to be done pretty quick

[plain bough]

yeah, we're gonna complete the last MO I believe considering the number of players before the weekend

[slim coral]

I was gonna spend for the Sickle

Glad I did not

Wait no

The Scythe

[plain bough]

Sickle is top tier weaponry

[vocal hornet]

Always has been

Even in divers 1

[brazen estuary]

allegedly

[plain bough]

Scythe should have dual modes, 1 long continous light beam that doesn't heat up much, and a destructive mode that heats up rapidly but goes thru med targets

[slim coral]

The commando looks fun ngl

I wish they added Incendiary launcher

[brazen estuary]

bots arent going anywhere

[slim coral]

I thought the Commando is going to be incendiary launcher

[plain bough]

Commando is a disposable 4 barrel laser guided RPG

[vocal hornet]

The new pack thats coming looks sick

I want that bolt gun

[slim coral]

I just want the GL pistol

[plain bough]

gonna be top tier for bug missions cause I always run out of grenades

[slim coral]

Since I never touched pistol, a GL pistol would save me trouble from having to get Grenade Launcher

[vocal hornet]

Would be sick for fabricators ngl

[slim coral]

EAT forever

[vocal hornet]

But

Ngl guys

[slim coral]

E A T

FOREVER

[vocal hornet]

Whats the point of side objectives anymore?

[plain bough]

probably the player count is up cause Democratic Detonation is near

[vocal hornet]

Req is literally useless

[slim coral]

XP

Ig

[plain bough]

sizable chunk of XP

[slim coral]

Idk

[plain bough]

people want their shiny rank tags now

[vocal hornet]

XP is as useless as req is

[slim coral]

I mainly do the Radar station to find all POI

[vocal hornet]

Its like a dick measuring contest in asia, everyone’s is small

[slim coral]

I wish they added 8 player dive

Would be funny

[vocal hornet]

Would probably be easy

[slim coral]

Like if you have bad reinforcement you can call in SOS

[balmy spire]

not if they increased the number of enemy’s

[slim coral]

And they send in 4 new helldivers from new team

[vocal hornet]

Any more than this and you will literally swim in them

[slim coral]

Also I wish they added the shotgun secondary

[vocal hornet]

I wish they added the LMG primary

[slim coral]

Sickle:

[vocal hornet]

And the bolt action rifle

[slim coral]

https://tenor.com/view/transitions-kinemaster-black-guy-suit-tiktok-gif-25279479

[slim coral]

The Constitution?

[vocal hornet]

Yes

[slim coral]

Also

[balmy spire]

wish you did not have to grind to get the warbonds but I guess that’s why there micro transactions

[vocal hornet]

I mean

[slim coral]

I cant unsee how the offroader looks exactly like Halo warthog

[vocal hornet]

Strictly speaking

[balmy spire]

it does

[vocal hornet]

You arent supposed to be able to grind the warbonds

[plain bough]

Since we have bolter DMR and soon-to-be sniper bolter, when we gonna have regular AR bolter

[slim coral]

Tbh between forced buying Warbond and grinding for warbond

I pick grinding

[balmy spire]

Ya

[obsidian flame]

you pay for it with your money

[vocal hornet]

Micro is homosexual

[obsidian flame]

or you pay for it with your time

[slim coral]

Tru

Micro is lesbian

[vocal hornet]

Indeed

I like how i cant say g-y

[balmy spire]

or trade your req for them

Some of the stuff looks cool

[slim coral]

Imagine sending Req to acquire more reinforcement

[plain bough]

Also, Eruptor during the trailer had actual explosive damage to it, but Dominator doesn't have that despite being in the explosive weapons category

[balmy spire]

What weapons does everyone use

[slim coral]

EAT

[balmy spire]

I think shotguns are good

[slim coral]

EAT

[plain bough]

deez nuts

[slim coral]

I main either EAT

Or break action shotgun

[balmy spire]

I like EAT

[vocal hornet]

What the fuck is a EAT

[slim coral]

Expendable

[balmy spire]

Equipment anti tank

[plain bough]

the first unlockable rocket launcher

[vocal hornet]

Recoilless.

[slim coral]

Best rocket launcher ngl

[balmy spire]

I like the recoils rifle

[slim coral]

You have 3 shots every 1 minute with EAT

While recoiless takes forever

[vocal hornet]

If you have a friend you can wipe pretty much a whole horde of hulks

[slim coral]

Atleast it can 1 shot chargers now

[vocal hornet]

Recoilless + autogun combo team is sex

[balmy spire]

That’s all use

[slim coral]

I run flamethrower

[vocal hornet]

Fire is OP now so makes sense

[balmy spire]

and the breaker shotgun

[slim coral]

I love flamethrower

[balmy spire]

Against bugs not to sure about bots

[slim coral]

They increased Flamethrower ammo from 2 to 4

Which is neat

[vocal hornet]

Same deal

[plain bough]

toasty charger legs

[balmy spire]

really

[brazen estuary]

the war bonds never go away do they?

[plain bough]

nope

[slim coral]

They dont

[vocal hornet]

Yeah, think of them like metallic bugs

[slim coral]

I hate the armored melee bot

[vocal hornet]

Dominators are armoured bugs

[slim coral]

That thing is fucked

[brazen estuary]

good

[vocal hornet]

Troops are light bugs

[balmy spire]

I hate the hulker

[plain bough]

berserkers running at you with their chainsaws and screaming

[vocal hornet]

Hulks are chargers

[balmy spire]

or the tank and cannon turret

[slim coral]

Except they can spam rocket and laser or flame at you

[brazen estuary]

whats the best helmet and why is the SC-30 trailblazing scout

[slim coral]

Does Helmet even have buff

[vocal hornet]

No

[slim coral]

Or just armor

[vocal hornet]

No

[slim coral]

Awh

[vocal hornet]

Helmet is all style

[balmy spire]

the one that make you look like an NCR best helmet

[slim coral]

The upcoming released Stalheim

[vocal hornet]

The new upcoming gas mask helmet looks sick

[plain bough]

anyone seen the future set that looks straight outta warhammer 40k

[slim coral]

I like the new EOD looking armor

[balmy spire]

I want the new armor

[vocal hornet]

Marshmallow man

[vocal hornet]

No, which is it?

[brazen estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/who-dat-snoop-gif-15116696

[balmy spire]

I want that one

[brazen estuary]

meh

[slim coral]

We shall spread failed art school across the galaxy brother

[vocal hornet]

Automaton helmet

Robot lover

[slim coral]

There is armor that shows bare skins

Which is funny ngl

[vocal hornet]

Skin is nothing

Helldivers are 99% stimm

[slim coral]

Yeh but

This skin allows you to see your helldivers' guns

[vocal hornet]

What is this even

From super store?

[slim coral]

Its leaked

Not released

[vocal hornet]

Ahhhh

I want more less crap looking heavy armours

All we got is budget, supreme, grenadier, marshmallow

[plain bough]

Not particularly high quality but this is it

[slim coral]

Furry armor

[vocal hornet]

Man now thats cool

[slim coral]

Imagine

[vocal hornet]

Kys

[balmy spire]

Its arms are missing

[vocal hornet]

Supposedly there are users begging for things like

[plain bough]

sleeveless, there's a photo somewhere showing off the absolute guns on the helldiver

[vocal hornet]

Pink capes

“Special” capes

[balmy spire]

Cool

[vocal hornet]

Etc

[balmy spire]

the helldivers are jacked with all the running and weapons they carry

[plain bough]

also the high possibility they slip some drugs into the food n water

[vocal hornet]

Hear me out guys

Why are all the ship crew a certain color

[balmy spire]

I would not be surprised

[vocal hornet]

And all the helldivers a certain color

[slim coral]

Color coding same thing irl military

They are easily recognized and quicker when you need them in emergency

[vocal hornet]

Lmao

Alright thats one for the books

[slim coral]

Pelican one and Eagle one are married

Damn

I cant simp for Eagle one now

[vocal hornet]

You wot

Since when

Where

Who

[slim coral]

The dev confirmed

[vocal hornet]

Based

He wanted to make reddit cry harder

[vocal hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/pout-christian-bale-american-psycho-kissy-face-nod-gif-4860124

[slim coral]

The goated person

[plain bough]

Maia is almost taken now

[pale hollow]

PSA: Helldivers does not have an official Tumblr account, this is an imposter

[obsidian flame]

I find it easy to ignore ppl's regarded fanfics and headcanons

[late dagger]

@slim coral how'd your appointment go yesterday?

You gonna live?

[hallow rain]

There are dueling bot armies in steam discussions for and against. Another reminder how dog shit steam discussions are.

[late dagger]

What if it was a brainfart fanfic?

[obsidian flame]

this isn't brainfart, so... you tell me

[late dagger]

Sometimes I can't tell the difference

[slim coral]

Nah my time has come

Execute order

66

[obsidian flame]

[alpine ravine]

https://youtube.com/shorts/Y8qhfUpRadM?si=RNR37-CkiruccHuB

[viral shadow]

https://fxtwitter.com/Helldivers2HQ/status/1776273842258026822?s=19

[mossy tapir]

Pelican 1 is halo right ?

[slim coral]

Bro

[earnest stag]

Iirc they are both married they made a post like that close to early after release

[buoyant urchin]

Anyone enjoy playing with controller and haptic feedback?

[slim coral]

wtf

they raided the 4 planets already?

[loud bison]

previous MOs I believe

[slim coral]

why so many things explodes in automaton

[twin perch]

The weekend push going all out

[twin perch]

also joel is 100% fucking with lib % lmao

we had 180k at 4%?

[twin perch]

Yeah lol

https://fixvx.com/Helldiversmedia/status/1776144730943893807

[earnest stag]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MUcZXdvqyik?feature=share

[twin perch]

https://youtu.be/6lG0oJHVA7k

[earnest stag]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Cp1z3WGaV9I?feature=share

@twin perch your right

Their goal is Cyberstan (obviously)

[twin perch]

Cyberstan is the creators

Automatons is their creation

and yeah the fleet from outside the systems is the real automaton main push

with the current one being the vanguard force

[earnest stag]

thats what the video says

we will get shredded

we need tonks

[twin perch]

||Like it's pretty clear most of their stuff is very fast ramshackle made lol||

Dreads with the weld marks

I fear when we get the dreaded Hulk Mk II

[twin perch]

Getting caught by gunships solo is permadeath

no counter if you're using a railgun

[earnest stag]

Thats why i use the quasar now

Until we get airburst

[tranquil zealot]

Gunship facility only be destroyed by hellbomb feels kinda dumb

[twin perch]

Yeaaaah

Some stratagems need abit of a "demolition" boost

I wouldn't mind using that tablet we carry to call in more pinpoint hits w the map

[earnest stag]

We know that wont happen

[twin perch]

I would like an equipment reinforcement

Also, hear me out, when Illuminates show up, we'll get improved stealth gear

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/602283508886536214/1226092179559022673/bo3rfzlhtssc1.png?ex=66238253&is=66110d53&hm=98fb57a8ac50e317fc707730210a480e2fdf8c1ba49fb9cb4f741d91d95e0a70&

[earnest stag]

like we got the better jump drives

So stealth in HD3

[twin perch]

I mean that by the silenced guns

Cause I can guarantee Ilu's will be way fucking worse

[earnest stag]

They will and gun customisation would still be GOAT

[fast spindle]

[hybrid onyx]

got to 1200 super credits. Ready for the new warbond

[plain bough]

We're all waiting for explosions

[earnest stag]

Thats not a good depiction of the leg less jelly girl

[vocal hornet]

Do we need better? Current stealth is so good i can prone right in front of most enemies and be invisible

[vocal hornet]

Redditors live in fantasy

[twin perch]

Trust me, Ilus are gonna make bot vietnam look like a walk in the park

Lmao

Ilus have personal shield and better tech

[obsidian flame]

[vocal hornet]

I know, i played one

[twin perch]

Yeah then you know why we'd need better stealth

I'd rather not have my ass beamed and thundercalled repeatedly

[obsidian flame]

I'm more worried about whether they'll bring back the invisible scout, Donald Trump and the guy that inverts our controls

[bitter elk]

Lol this is probably the most accurate use of this clip meme

[bitter elk]

If Quasar cannon didn't exist I'd probably cry more whenever there's gunships around lol

[light nymph]

support call-in a literal bush

[bitter elk]

I mean

Some of the bushes have literal steel make-up

I've seen my sickle bullets get blocked or reflected by em

Automatons grass hit diff

[light nymph]

• Grass has dew on 'em
• Dew is water
• Water refracts light
• Sickle is a laser
• Laser is light
• Laser get's deflected by the water droplets on the bush
• Ballistics > Lasers

[bitter elk]

goddamn light lost the rock paper scissor vs water

weak shit

I certainly don't foresee myself ever stopping using it though

So damn good for just putting hundred of lazers off range into trash mobs

[light nymph]

cringe laser user

[bitter elk]

weak bloodline

get rekt

[obsidian flame]

[light nymph]

How you gonna wreck me with your lasers if I have a mirror

get fucked

[bitter elk]

I also have low expectations of the next new weapons tbh, apart from maybe nade

[light nymph]

who cares about the weapons. The warbond is releasing with my favorite helmet from HD1, and the armor looks baller as hell

[bitter elk]

I just have to write a thesis on adding mass to photon, that way my light can sport real weight and punch through your damn mirror

[bitter elk]

i forgot how the armor looked like alr

[light nymph]

my favorite helmet

and the armor is God tier

[bitter elk]

oh god it has the basic default color schemes though

[light nymph]

also, the Gigga chonker is coming too

[bitter elk]

we alr know what all three armor does?

[light nymph]

nope

[light nymph]

base colour schemes are good

[light nymph]

meanwhile, I just shoot you with a gun

bullets > lasers

get bent looser

https://tenor.com/view/do-you-have-any-idea-how-little-that-narrows-it-down-that-narrows-it-down-clear-now-its-clear-now-i-understand-now-gif-21256627

[bitter elk]

https://tenor.com/view/money-card-slam-smash-gif-26287004

give me that shit

[bitter elk]

cant hit if i say no

get legalized mf

[light nymph]

which Wolfenstein, WHICH HAZMAT NAZI?!
There's a million of them @balmy spire !

[bitter elk]

ngl though that chonk armor

you got the sight of a tank operator

a window slit, thats it lmao

[light nymph]

I ain't from 'murica, you're freedoms don't apply to me. That inclues the freedom to say "no"

[pale hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-helldivers2-money-credit-card-gif-2332363829230366141

[bitter elk]

oh yeah also

its neat now that when ur typing in game

ur guy punches the PDA

a smart way of saying to peeps ur typing somethin lol

[light nymph]

because having your arm infront of your face is not good enough

[bitter elk]

I do find it funny when they typing its clipping like crazy through the PDA lol

[light nymph]

Don't you fucking insult me with your pathetic knowledge

man only played 1 or 2 Wolfenstein games and thinks he's the shit

Your lack of knowledge

[pale hollow]

"What is your malfunction brother."

[light nymph]

Man... Wait untill you realise that Return to Castle Wolfenstein predates the very consept of "Terminally Online"

Then why did you?

like what?

Man misses the point that I was japing.
Don't take everything serious on the interweb my guy

[obsidian flame]

[twin perch]

Banned

Grim posting Swastikas in chat

[light nymph]

Banned

for being a furry

[twin perch]

insert vordt ost

Aight let's see how many ops I can do before I crash

[light nymph]

if you only knew

also, Dancer of The Boreal Valley ost

[obsidian flame]

twintowers.jpg

[twin perch]

[slim coral]

I dive

[plain bough]

I drive

[light nymph]

I die

[obsidian flame]

I vibe

[plain bough]

The ultimate purpose, dying for democracy

[earnest stag]

We know what the booster does though

75 medals for faster Pelican rescue

[brazen estuary]

I hate this

they need to make the boosters part of a free warbond

locking stuff like that behind a pay wall is uber cringe

[earnest stag]

Its not really a paywall

You can get that shit via playing

ALSO you can abuse it

[brazen estuary]

not to mention they dont let you spend medals on a warbond before buying it

[earnest stag]

ive grindend 1k SC via AltF4ring on a good map

in 1 hour 30 minutes

If i had gotten a +100 it would have been faster

or more than 3 SC spawns

[brazen estuary]

its geared to incentivize buying them

[earnest stag]

Its not

[brazen estuary]

def is

[earnest stag]

Otherwise you couldnt just farm them easily

My stance is,il buy the game so i should get all content unless its a full price DLC im paying for

But Helldivers MSX is like ... its useless

you dont need to pay

Its the tamest shit we got in the last decade

[brazen estuary]

even ubisoft lets you complete the whole battlepass before buying it to ensure that if you are like me, someone who spreads their limited gaming time over several games, you dont buy it then miss out after it expires. tho the HD2 ones dont expire I bout the steeled veterans one and have only spent the medals to get the revolver lol and nothing else.

[earnest stag]

You can buy the Warbond and instantly buy nearly all of it with stacked Medals

[brazen estuary]

I might buy they cutting edge (do you ever edge? are you on a edging streak? edge. edge. edge.) for the amors and helmets but out side of that I dont see me getting the newest one

[earnest stag]

But thats a you issue if you just want the Revolver and dont mind the rest

[earnest stag]

cause even after Ubis logic you had to buy to use it

[brazen estuary]

ubisoft, like every other battle pass ever offers freerewards

hell war thunder does it

[earnest stag]

Cause its not seasonal and available forever

[brazen estuary]

the closet parallel to the HD2 system is halo infinite where you can go back to any past battlepass but you have to pay to unlock any of it and you cant grind it before hand

[earnest stag]

Helldivers = live service

Halo= story driven singleplayer

[brazen estuary]

the Chiv2 ones offer free stuff and are always available never going away

[earnest stag]

Even with considering halos MP it shouldnt have shit like that

[brazen estuary]

you get the battle passes in the multiplayer not the single player

[earnest stag]

It

Shouldnt

Have

Stuff

Like

That

[brazen estuary]

yet it does

[earnest stag]

Cause consumers are dumb

[brazen estuary]

cobson referance????!!!1!

[earnest stag]

Typo?

[brazen estuary]

should have left it

[earnest stag]

Whats a cobson

[brazen estuary]

wojack

[earnest stag]

p!who

[austere lodge]

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[brazen estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/cobson-gif-5734233995644313270

anyway I forsee that "glitching" to grind SC being patched out

so after that what ya gonna do?

who ya gonna call? WALLET BUSTERS!

[earnest stag]

I play normaly

Still getting SC along the way

Then it wont take 1 and a half hour then it takes 3

[brazen estuary]

I have gotten a collective <400SC in 64 hours id say

[obsidian flame]

with the MO rewards given out recently I got enough medals to unlock the SC packs in the current battle passes

and now I have enough to already unlock the next one

[earnest stag]

thats pretty shitty considering you can get 60 SC in a difficulty one mission within 5 minutes

even more if its +100 drops

[brazen estuary]

I very rarely see SC drops

[earnest stag]

or less if its less SC drops ofc

i have 65 hours playtime and collected over 4k SC

1k of it via the disconnecting method

so we say 3K not counting in the SC in the warbonds either

So yeah... il call skill issue

[brazen estuary]

I have never claimed to be lucky

as 99% of the times in videogames I am unlucky

on a less meta note

I want to see real planetary warfare with control zones, a front line and back line support callins

I loaded into a Haz2 mission

found 10SC

whats the ALTf4 trick?

just close the game and load back in?

gonna explore the map first

silly

[earnest stag]

I want city maps

[brazen estuary]

super earth

[obsidian flame]

doubt that's gonna happen

[brazen estuary]

whys that?

[clear lintel]

Because that would likely require the game to be rebuilt

[brazen estuary]

what

I feel like you misunderstand what I mean exactly

[obsidian flame]

so you mean just

control zones and whatnot

being represented on the planet map?

[brazen estuary]

yea

blue area = SE control & red/orange area = bots/bugs control

at the start not much blue lots red, no SEAF support but as you go along you can get arty call is and stuff

[obsidian flame]

that sounds doable

[brazen estuary]

use reqs to get mission stragems like a set of mobile SEAF arty guns

[brazen estuary]

that would be in the back line if you are in a mission zone near enough to the front

[slim coral]

For super earth

[obsidian flame]

sci-fi fascism is cool

[soft patio]

https://tenor.com/SZZn.gif

[subtle wharf]

God i hate IGN they devolved into scum like Vice

[bleak prairie]

Bugs are cool

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers2-helldivers-titan-bug-bugdance-gif-13604068841632485050

Cool to kill 😎

[subtle wharf]

Almost called a democracy officer on you

[bleak prairie]

I am the Law

Unfortunately I can’t play HD2 I only have a 1080 to 😔

1080 TI

[brazen estuary]

did a entier has 3 mission solo, went to ever POI and got 0 SC

all the SC im assuming was behind the 2 player doors

great game design on those btw

[obsidian flame]

if you're just looking for SC, play diff 1

[brazen estuary]

those doors are by far my one and only real complait with the game

[obsidian flame]

smaller maps, you can hit all POIs faster

[obsidian flame]

I wish they made it so those bunkers never appear when a player is soloing

but I doubt they would

[subtle wharf]

sounds like a skill issue, i have 60.3 hrs in game and bought one battle pass and still have around 900 SC almost enough for second battle pass

[brazen estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/but-heres-the-kicker-gif-26137308

SC drops are super rare for me it seems

in that haz 2 mission I did I got a single 10sc drop

[subtle wharf]

i usually get 1-2 per mission sometimes 3 if im lucky

it takes time but you can definitely grind it out

i refuse to pay for anything in a game. I will buy your game and that is it

[brazen estuary]

honestly the only game I "grind" is WT

[subtle wharf]

I used to grind WoT, but those are both f2p games where the grind makes more sense

its hard grind and you gotta sink a lot of hours at least 500 into WT to get to the good planes and tanks

60 hours on HD2 for a battlepass is easy comparatively

[mossy tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/ds9-deep-space9-sisko-pale-moonlight-i-can-live-with-it-gif-25553097

[pale hollow]

If you guys are really hungry for SC, you can always do the disconnect trick and grind an insane amount quickly.
People even recruit for it on the Helldivers Discord server.
It is not fun, but it is effective.

[brazen estuary]

I dont think thats true

depends what you mean by "good" planes tho

[subtle wharf]

jets and shit what most people think of

[brazen estuary]

good planes to me is like, the p-51D-20

mid tier props are def the best experince too me

you feel less of the russian bias when the guy still has to try and get behind you

in jets he just presses X and then fires a missile and gets a kill

was this luck of the draw or does this always happen?

[twin perch]

ok so

[plain bough]

Gives me an idea for a defense strategem, a pod that releases alot of drones at shoot at the enemies

[twin perch]

Joel? AH?

have us capped at max 5% lib rate

galaxy wise

[plain bough]

5% is still alot

[twin perch]

no, 5% total

as in, we can only do 5% across any number of objectives

not 5% each, just a sum that goes up to 5%

[plain bough]

oh

well that's not fun

[twin perch]

Yeah

it's why with uhh

50k players, we're doing 3% lib in the morning

and now with 200k

we're still only doing 4%

when theoretically we should be doing like 12%

[plain bough]

so literally if we do MOs we gotta be united in that front else spliting our forces fucks it up

[twin perch]

Basically

It's why we failed on the previous MO

Because we're capped at %

[plain bough]

we were splitting half our forces so only 2.5% to do the Tibit run

[twin perch]

I do think this system is super fucking dumb

[plain bough]

single squads liberating effort is already quite low, no reason to scramble it even more if we don't do wars as one

[twin perch]

Because yeah you can have 100k people

but because you're like capped at galaxy %

you can only do 2.5% and fuck us over

this does mean creekers and buggers actually fuck us negatively

by taking % rate lol

[plain bough]

AH should've blown up Malevelon for april fools

[twin perch]

I do hope they're a bit more lenient with lib

after the first war

[obsidian flame]

does what always happen? I don't get it

[brazen estuary]

the flag landing on the dead body

if you dont see the irony in that I cant help you

[obsidian flame]

huh I didn't even notice

[brazen estuary]

when we get boogi bomba emojetiy

,e wamnma DANCE

[eager cliff]

HOW CAN I CONQUER TIBIT IF GAME KEEPS CRASHING

[plain bough]

drink some Eagle Sweat and it'll stop crashing

[pale hollow]

Can't wait for Iedy to "literally" rewrite his DNA to "smell like a hero of the federation".

[earnest stag]

Already does

they engineer their Babies since Generations so they do smell like freedom

[obsidian flame]

ribbit

[earnest stag]

https://tenor.com/view/desultor-wgmis-wgmi-wagmi-froggo-gif-26370387

[pale hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1103229065395191849/1226275071065329685/Screenshot_20240406-165454.png?ex=66242ca8&is=6611b7a8&hm=18de4fdd33f64dfddc117768464eb2d6328bf7415c0ce5889ab5d22fe5f9f3d9&

crops and mines side-by-side

[earnest stag]

thats not bad

fits the theme of scatter explosives

Which that Warbond has

kinda disappointing since we already have one "explosive" warbond

[plain bough]

90% explosive resistance? Bots will fear me if thats true

[pale hollow]

I'm going to become one with the 380 mm

[obsidian flame]

I don't think it'll stop us getting ragdolled

or at the very least it shouldn't

[pale hollow]

Don't care, I'll ragdoll in the name of democracy

[obsidian flame]

I hope the next warbond isn't just gonna be 90% reduction to another damage type

[plain bough]

needs more variety

[twin perch]

That's a new perk

[plain bough]

We'll see how May warbond turns out

[earnest stag]

fire

[obsidian flame]

and then acid

[pale hollow]

I wonder if we will get the Constitution rifle in the next free warbond on Liberty Day

I want to, nay I need to bayonet a hunter

[brazen estuary]

I love that DOT against enemies is useless but if you touch 1 ember you are engulfed in all consuming hellfire that kills you in <2 seconds

[obsidian flame]

fire/acid is meant for trash enemies, not tanks and bile titans

although there was talk that the flamethrower was great against chargers

[pale hollow]

Even better, DOT only works properly against enemies if you are the host

[brazen estuary]

its decent

people who say it "MELTS" chargers have a strange conception of that term it seems as for me its like a good half a tank/10sec burst of fire to down one charger

and thats with close range and nailing it

[brazen estuary]

ive made grave mistake on driking on a empty stomach

🆘

[plain bough]

you have to flame their legs and they'll melt yeah, don't aim for the body

2-3 chargers on a single tank usually

[bitter elk]

Well this was during the days when one shotting with headshot wasn't yet a thing and right after railgun nerf, so anything that allowed us to take down chargers with ease would be revered greatly.

[pale hollow]

Potentially unpopular opinion: I don't like that we can oneshot chargers with the basic anti tank weapons.

[obsidian flame]

They're on the same "tier" as Devastators. I think it's fine. Also it's in-line with the first game.

also what kotr said. For a one-shot you need to be very accurate

[late dagger]

unpopular opinion: the game is to broken to play

[quasi marsh]

lmao

yeah

[slim coral]

GRENADE PISTOL

[slim coral]

Wish they added Stinger Missile

But it only effective against flying enemies so idk

[obsidian flame]

Ribbit has been liberated

1d 6h left

I think we can get Durgen and defeat the bots

[late dagger]

Nah

The bots keep Crashing our shit

[buoyant timber]

skill issue honestly

i haven't crashed once

[late dagger]

Game issue really

[buoyant timber]

skill issue really

[buoyant urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/krill-issue-gif-4610541527149907170

[eager cliff]

Yeah its annoying

[plucky steppe]

Skill issue honestly

I dont crash

[twin perch]

Typical AH

https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1bxl7al/not_sure_why_this_isnt_an_official_announcement/

Make major comment in random chat

Imstead of announcements

[plucky steppe]

Bellbibers

[fast spindle]

yeah idk

[eager cliff]

Simple, i dont think they wan to OFFICIALLY tell people to not play the game in weekend

Because it crashes

He tried to be "sneaky" about it

While also damage control

[fast spindle]

anything official is under scrutiny

so he's prolly just saying "it'll get better" without giving any dates for that reason

[twin perch]

They could officially say they are aware lol

[long lynx]

For democracy!!!

[vocal hornet]

How do you guys crash so much

I only get a crash every now and again and i still get my rewards anyways

Must be some american curse

[eager cliff]

[earnest stag]

L take

[late dagger]

If we knew that we could tell arrowhead how to fix it

[vocal hornet]

apperantly stop being american

[late dagger]

New drinking game. Take a shot everytime helldivers crashes.

[vocal hornet]

try vpning to europe

[twin perch]

Bug Erad 9 is calling

[earnest stag]

regarded opinion

[plucky steppe]

Unfortunately i am sober

[late dagger]

Play for an hour and you won't be

[plucky steppe]

I do not crash

[vocal hornet]

Aperantly he’s not american

Jokes aside

I think its an american server issue

Considering how other countries dont really seem to have this issue

[twin perch]

Bruh

I'm on EU

like

half this fucking chat is EU

[vocal hornet]

Salty

Well try another server then

[earnest stag]

[vocal hornet]

[twin perch]

https://tenor.com/view/animation-yoshi-gif-23713708

[obsidian flame]

probably because they don't want to slap a "stop playing for a while" in the main header of big announcements

[twin perch]

Yeah but I mean they can just say "we're aware of the crashes and working on it" without the "stop playing"
XDD

[twin perch]

Wow

the strafing run is awfull

lool

[plain bough]

a single line for the strafing run is a bit smol, needs more guns on that eagle

[twin perch]

it doesn't kill devas

or walkers

which is really funny lol

[plain bough]

I didn't need those medals anyway

[twin perch]

Btw did you guys know rare samples have an audio queue

cue*

[plain bough]

I hear shinies nearby

[twin perch]

Yap

[vocal hornet]

I find it funny how its easier to get rare samples

Than common

[heavy heart]

Strafing run is handy on bugs, it clears out most of them that aren't chargers, but yeah, it's more how spammable it is

[mossy tapir]

i've been tryin gother eagle strikes

walking barrage is alright... but it doesnt destroy buildings

might as well use cluster bombs tbh

at least you get 5

[plain bough]

Durgen is 76% now, we're gonna finish it in 6 hours

Seems like people have gotten used to playing against bots now

[obsidian flame]

yeah and I don't like the fact that the shield backpack makes a slightly similar noise

so I never know if there's rares around or it's just the shield buzzing in my ear

[twin perch]

we lost a fuckton of people to bugs

they bailed lol

[heavy heart]

Airstrike, Airburst and railcannon are my usuals,

Cluster is fine, but airstrike's ability to wack basically anything is just... too handy.

gatling barrage has grown on me, I do like running all orbitals so I don't have to care about AA

[plain bough]

gatling barrage feels a little low on the projectile portion for me, I feel like it should absolutely pelt the area you place the beacon at

[obsidian flame]

waiting for explosive and/or AP gatling barrage

[heavy heart]

Yeah more projectiles would be really, really nice.

[light nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/dakka-tabletop-dungeoneers-discord-orcs-irks-gif-22814163

[heavy heart]

Precisely.

[plain bough]

where's the twin barreled AR so we can fire twice the bullets twice as fast

[heavy heart]

Need the handheld gatling gun

[light nymph]

why not a tripple barelled gun?

https://tenor.com/view/shoota-boy-warhammer40k-kill-team-ork-wh40k-gif-26410400

[plain bough]

dakka dakka

[obsidian flame]

https://tenor.com/view/ff7-vincent-gun-gif-14070897

[obsidian flame]

ribbit

[twin perch]

Bots about to be snuffed

275k

players just

Smashing Durgen lmao

5.4%

Bugs are going to get ultra stomped once these guys turn around lol

[obsidian flame]

unless the illuminates appear

[twin perch]

Illus show up @ Earth border

[plain bough]

282K players on Durgen with a hate boner for bots

Also helldivers cough when we're in a sandstorm, is our helmets totally ass lol

[twin perch]

Ueah they have no armor

They also freeze in cold

[plain bough]

Still, we completed this MO faster than I thought

[plain bough]

@twin perch Seems like we broke the total liberation rate at 6.9% lol

[twin perch]

Goddamn

[plain bough]

All those players coming back to farm medals for Democratic Detonation fr

[twin perch]

we powered thru w numbers

Nothing units players like good old genocide

Lmfao

[plain bough]

let us genocide the squids

[raven badger]

We defeated the Automatons!

[late dagger]

The bots are ded?

[raven badger]

Yep.

[late dagger]

Nice

[raven badger]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-helldivers-2-super-earth-headbump-gif-12660803786990557505

[echo verge]

AND THEY ARE GONE

https://tenor.com/view/packwatch-ripbozo-pitalonzo-alex-lafreniere-alex-iafreniere-gif-18890780

[obsidian flame]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

50 more medals for doing nothing

[late dagger]

Are the medals still on a wait list lol

[twin perch]

Automagons

[late dagger]

Official announcement

[raven badger]

A bucket of bolts.

[late dagger]

Good thing they realize they were under communicative

[obsidian flame]

no

[echo verge]

this shit soo undemocratic

[fast spindle]

[plain bough]

Good bye bots, hello again bugs

[craggy cradle]

We have finally avenged all who perished on Malevelon Creek and those who perished on all other planets. May they ever rest in patriotism.

[slim coral]

Is Durgen liberated

[plain bough]

bots are exterminated yes

[raw folio]

We did it fellas

[slim coral]

Illuminate

[plain bough]

4 days till new warbond, now we slumber

[earnest stag]

♻️

[earnest stag]

Just like the Automatons

[late dagger]

That was 4 min after the post fuck off

[earnest stag]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1bxl7al/not_sure_why_this_isnt_an_official_announcement/

I didnt want to copy that

#🤖🐛🦑helldivers message

[late dagger]

Reddit post vs discord post....

Learn to read

[earnest stag]

#🤖🐛🦑helldivers message

[plain bough]

we need pictures of democracy instead

[earnest stag]

Do we get a cape?

The Creekers got one

[late dagger]

Once again an unofficial reddit post vs an brand new post on the discord

[earnest stag]

Ehhh

The screen on Reddit is from their official discord

[raw folio]

From a CM no less

[earnest stag]

[late dagger]

Not in the announcement section

[earnest stag]

Yeah cause it would be dumb to officialy say "do not play the game"

We agree on that right?

[pale hollow]

Victory at last, surely this new peace is going to last for at least 100 years

[plain bough]

100 seconds

[earnest stag]

Il guess we got only bugs for now then?

[plain bough]

bugs with a side of bugs

[bleak patrol]

Bugs?

[earnest stag]

Time for the blues

[plain bough]

let us have new toys to use

[bleak patrol]

Me when I'm forced to play bugs

[raw folio]

Don't forget your collectible stickers that you can put on the bottom of your shoes to feel like you're crushing bugs with every step.

[earnest stag]

11. And i guess thats when we get the new big guns too

[plain bough]

new collection game, find stickers out in missions to complete your book lol

[pale hollow]

It would give us something to grind for at least.

[eager cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/we-won-mr-stark-spiderman-iron-man-endgame-gif-15439970

[late dagger]

I shall listen to this everyday

It would be cool to get new mini games for the ship

[pale hollow]

As you should.
It is of course expected of every freedom loving citizen to know the anthem by heart.

[late dagger]

New MO released

[plain bough]

already?

[late dagger]

Yea

Clear the way for new safer bug farms

[slim coral]

Apparently

[slim coral]

Ppl wearing Creek capes now are getting kicked

[late dagger]

Lol why

[obsidian flame]

because that's what they fuckin deserve

[late dagger]

My buddy died on creek saving civilians

[vocal hornet]

Its joever

All thats left is bugs

[pale hollow]

Mostly overblown Reddit drama.
People basically never get kicked for it.

[late dagger]

Also in case anyone was wondering... Helldivers on steamdeck looks terrible

[vocal hornet]

This makes me actually want to wear the cape

[slim coral]

Wait wrong channel

[late dagger]

Wtf was that... Funko pop?

[slim coral]

Starfield Vasco yeh

Hold on

Hope they had Helldivers

[hybrid onyx]

Ain't no way bots are gone just like that

[earnest stag]

Well its like the first game

Thats just a teaser how it will be for now

There will be times where certain factions get the boot as soon as we liberate them until they come back after a few weeks

And if super earth gets conquered it just gets placed on another planet

[latent zodiac]

maybe the actual cyborgs come back or something

would like to see it

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1103229065395191849/1226616644273569792/SPOILER_606.webp?ex=66256ac5&is=6612f5c5&hm=426b8c8f1d2491412ec306771c1f073fbd10b0aed255a647c95b3c490e5a9d45&

either way

[median trellis]

the bots are done

[earnest stag]

Their on Cyberstan working in the mines.The Automatons will free them at one point probably since they are their creators.

[latent zodiac]

you don't seem to understand
The bots are stomped to dust

https://tenor.com/view/ripbozo-tears-cdq-tears-cdq-bozo-tears-bozo-tears-pack-watch-gif-23896922

[earnest stag]

They are not

They are just pushed put of SE controlled Systems

It was just the Vanguard

The actual forces are still on their way

[latent zodiac]

goofy ass "omg!! the REAL forces were hidden!!!" type shit honestly, would be boring if it was like that

cyberstan having a major uprising would be neat though, but the illuminate are next

[earnest stag]

Well they aint exactly hidden.Otherwise we wouldnt know.

You gotta consider SE only have its fast jump drives from the Illuminates

[latent zodiac]

supply lines dictate they cannot take anymore planets unless SEAF does a shit job cleaning up the place

and even then, if they manage to fully capture 4-6 planets again

rinse and repeat

https://tenor.com/view/ill-fucking-do-it-again-ill-do-it-again-again-goofy-gif-21090281

[raw folio]

"Where were the bugdivers when the ubanema canal fell?"

[latent zodiac]

"where were the creekers when draupnir was attacked"

never mattered, we still stomped them

sorta tired of bots anyway, those heavy devastators are a pain in the ass

[earnest stag]

Well it will go for the Story for now like the 1st one and as said in the end it will be a repeatable thing.Kick them out and their back sometime later.

[raw folio]

Thing with the bots is, the cyborg conflict was a century ago. I'd send out a feeler force if I knew they wouldn't budge from a known operating area

[earnest stag]

I loved in the 1st when the Cyborgs got conquered they had to sign a peace treaty and get integrated into the voting system until a feew weeks later there was cyborg suicide bombings and the war started again.

[raw folio]

See how they respond

[latent zodiac]

that makes sense and is obvious, would really suck to develop an entire enemy faction just so they can get their ass whooped and destroyed within the first few months of the game being out

[raw folio]

Turns out, the new drive tech is pretty good at getting helldivers there.

[latent zodiac]

either way, they can't come back as strong as there started out

[earnest stag]

They come back stronger with new toys

[latent zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/sponge-bob-old-man-alcohol-gif-25229103

[earnest stag]

Just as we do

Still waiting for tanks

[latent zodiac]

while we continue getting new toys faster then them, once a month

[raw folio]

We are?

[latent zodiac]

god damn do i need something tankier then the mech rn

[latent zodiac]

sorta

[earnest stag]

I hope they introduce the illuminates with them using a Planetkiller

[raw folio]

We're pretty on par with them getting toys

[obsidian flame]

they're not

[earnest stag]

Thats why we got after them in the 1st

[obsidian flame]

either they come back or it works like the first game where the galactic war ends and a new one begins

[obsidian flame]

yes and please destroy regardalon creek

[earnest stag]

was my suggestion

[raw folio]

Factory strider, gunships. 2 premium warbonds since. Pretty 1 for 1

[earnest stag]

Mechs

We also got mechs

[latent zodiac]

pretty sure we got 2 warbonds and the bots got 2 new enemies (gunship and ATAT), 6 sets of armor with weapons and whatnot for every 2 new enemy types is pretty damn nice
and don't forget the quasar and HMG

[raw folio]

I refuse to believe the HMG exists after using it

[latent zodiac]

we are technically getting shit faster then them
and the ATATs were rare as shit, played many a D9 mission to not see a single one

[latent zodiac]

heard its good against hulks and the like

pens the eye weakspot

[raw folio]

I doubt this.

[latent zodiac]

iv seen it

[raw folio]

It's still not anywhere near as good as the other guns in all of its niches.

[latent zodiac]

not accurate enough to reliably do it, but not much else is either

[latent zodiac]

true...
what i want is a version of it that is connected to an ammo backpack

[earnest stag]

Quasar is my new favourite toy til we get the burst missiles

[latent zodiac]

where you need to call down a new one entirely to replace the backpack, or the backpack doesn't get refilled that much from ammo boxes

[raw folio]

It just does not have stats to make it an actual contender in loadouts. Because it ain't even fun to use

[earnest stag]

They buffed those so i doubt it will be an issue

The backpack refills

[latent zodiac]

you're thinking about the liberator rover, im talking about just connecting the HMG to its own ammo-backpack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvBNXW1Rz4E&pp=ygUSbTI0MCBhbW1vIGJhY2twYWNr

something like this'