#🤖🐛🦑helldivers

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shy schooner
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Like

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A mini-nuke direct hit to do that

slim coral
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Join the helldiver

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Helldives to Florida

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see the Exotic Life Forms

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see Floridian people

obsidian flame
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and fire tornadoes

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Hellmire = Florida

late dagger
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There's still too many problems not being addressed

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Bugs being stretched, chargers rag dolling, stalkers being Grey instead of invisible, bugs popping out of no where

sturdy anchor
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don't tell me my os is forbidden

obsidian flame
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are you still on 7 kekpoint

late dagger
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I thought that was a gamma error lol 😂

late dagger
sturdy anchor
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@bleak patrol shit game can't play

bleak patrol
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Bruh

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I understand that Win7 was pog, but it's 2024, my dude KekSkew

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Just get a 10

sturdy anchor
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no

bleak patrol
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Then no good games for you

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Go back to sdalger

sturdy anchor
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i cba to get all my existing pc stuff onto a harddrive and then back everything up and whatnot

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nor do i have the money for it shrug

bleak patrol
sturdy anchor
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guess refund time shrug

bleak patrol
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Quick question

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Did you even check the requirements before buying?

sturdy anchor
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obviously did not assume that is simply won't start

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since all games so far that says hurr durr windows 69 still run shrug

bleak patrol
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Sounds like a you problem

sturdy anchor
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sounds like a game problem kekw

bleak patrol
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Nope

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I think it's safe to assume that if the game says "Windows 10" then you need Windows 10

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You can't blame it on the game if your computer literally is not good enough to run it

sharp kindle
bleak patrol
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Hi Sparter peepohi

slim coral
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the fact that they banned sex in Helldiver rn is funny

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this dude still using Win 7?

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damn

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that's uh

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something

sturdy anchor
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(sorry for being poor)

obsidian flame
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who said anything about buying windows 10 kek

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and no it's not piracy, you can literally download it off of Microsoft

bleak patrol
sharp kindle
pale hollow
sharp kindle
pale hollow
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@sturdy anchor
If you still have the game installed, try going to Steam, finding HELLDIVERS 2 and selecting Properties, then go to General and Launch options then type dx11 --use-d3d11

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Win 7 can't run DX12, but it can run 11

sharp kindle
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he already refunded

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cuz he tech boomer

slim coral
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wtf

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he doesn't want to buy Win 10?

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I thought Win 11 can be installed now

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I had not even needed to pay or to even activate the Win 11 watermark

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it's just click and download

pale hollow
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Win 7 was great.
Win 8 was horrible.
Win 10 is tolerable.
Win 11 is shite.

slim coral
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Win 10 was alright

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Win 11 was eh but alright

bleak patrol
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Win 11 is shit

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Win 10 is ok, it's definitely not trash

slim coral
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shit is shit but so far it doesn't crash or something so im happy w it

sturdy anchor
slim coral
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beside the shit part of win 11 which is like 2 years ago already patched out so far I don't see any issue

sturdy anchor
bleak patrol
pale hollow
bleak patrol
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What?

slim coral
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it's bing chat

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changed to Copilot

bleak patrol
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Never heard about it

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Anyway

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Helldiving

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Hellpods

plain bough
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bing chilling?

sharp kindle
pale hollow
sharp kindle
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but buttens too hard to ignore i guess

bitter elk
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I mean I can respect why he'd still have Windows 7, large data back up can be pretty tedious after all

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That said, big oof, not being able to play after all this time waiting

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Hopefully le Potato can help, somehow

pale hollow
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@sturdy anchor I think I might know how you can play

sturdy anchor
bitter elk
sturdy anchor
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if it doesnt work, then it doesnt work, no biggie. i refund and buy something else. or keep money until i magically get new pc

pale hollow
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The holy dxvk might be your saviour

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the stuff used by steamdeck and linux

sturdy anchor
slim coral
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I guess he can toss everything in a External SSD

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I havent even touched USB since 2010

fast spindle
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holy foresight

bitter elk
slim coral
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Used to use it a lot to install games onto school’s PC

sturdy anchor
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and who pays for the ssd kekw

bitter elk
slim coral
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Like every computer builder ig

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Idk

sturdy anchor
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i cba to transfer all my shit onto one or redownload later since well, bad internet kekw

slim coral
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I do wonder who pay for SSD

bleak patrol
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I have my W10 on it

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Which I'm gonna install on my laptop tomorrow

slim coral
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Back then I thought 1GB USB was very big

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But now they have like 10+ GB USB

bleak patrol
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And after I set up my laptop I can enjoy HD2 in full glory again

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And then I will order a PC

bitter elk
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I lose stuff but nothing critical anyway

bleak patrol
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I just swap my games drive onto the new computer usually

slim coral
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I dont even back things up unless its tax document and homework assignments

sturdy anchor
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like. even having my bethesda game transferred or my modded shit is hours of work. and if i have to choose that or no helldivers, shrug

bleak patrol
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Because I don't care about the rest of the data

slim coral
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But I usually just upload it to Gmail

bitter elk
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Some of the most important things like pictures, I try to keep, but I seldom keep those around

Memories hurt to keep around anyway

slim coral
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Since none of them violate HIPPA so I dont give a shit

pale hollow
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@sturdy anchor AMD or NVIDIA GPU?

sturdy anchor
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plus my homework folder

bitter elk
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Bethesda game.. Skyrim?

sturdy anchor
bitter elk
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Very dank

bleak patrol
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I am not going to backup my homework folder snigsmile

eager cliff
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you need to get windows

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10

bitter elk
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My figurative dog ate the homework files

slim coral
bleak patrol
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here's a thing

sturdy anchor
slim coral
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Didnt know josta is a furry

slim coral
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Does he have a fursona

bleak patrol
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If the drive which housed my homework folder dies, it's a tragedy but also a blessing

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Tragedy because I just lost all the good shit

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But blessing because, well, it's gone and it left no traces behind snigsmile

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And just to be super sure

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I keep all my old HDDs and SSDs

slim coral
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Pyrson must have plans to perform terrorist attack in Riot Game HQ

bleak patrol
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There's my 2011 Minecraft lying somewhere around in my desk

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In 10 years I will open my drawers and find my 2024 Helldivers 2 install on an old SSD snigyes

clear lintel
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The Super solid state drive

sturdy anchor
pale hollow
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I guess that is the same as 1 by 1

sturdy anchor
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lmao dont even have the folder kekw

pale hollow
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hmmm

pale hollow
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if so, ignore that part

sturdy anchor
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Backup and Remove Existing Shader Cache
Navigate to %AppData%\Arrowhead\Helldivers2
Rename shader_cache to shader_cache_backup

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dont have the arrowhead folder

pale hollow
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wait, ah the guide is a bit wrong

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AppData\Roaming\Arrowhead

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roaming

sturdy anchor
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i dont know if i want to mingle with geforce experience

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since i have an outdated driver in the first place

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but the last one my os supports. if i update it fucks my system up

pale hollow
sturdy anchor
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so just do dxvk step?

pale hollow
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You do need the vulkan driver though

pale hollow
sturdy anchor
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have a laugh

tawny herald
pale hollow
sturdy anchor
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ok then screw that kekw

pale hollow
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Some people claim 20-30, but they run win 10

sturdy anchor
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no helldivers shrug

pale hollow
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Fair I guess

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I personally get about 40 fps and enjoy the game, but I'm not sure I could enjoy it at 20.
HD2 really rapes your CPU, way more than most games do.

sturdy anchor
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if i'd play it with 40-60 on very low thats fine. shrug but i am no fucking with it if it doesnt work. i buy something else i can enjoy or simply wait.

pale hollow
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understandable

bitter elk
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Shame

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Dreams of pushing Josta unto the oncoming hordes of bugs demolished

bleak patrol
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You know I would reinforce myself on top of him KekSkew

runic sentinel
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damn man that sucks

sturdy anchor
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would have banned whomstveever teamkilled me kekl

runic sentinel
vague marsh
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then again

tawny herald
vague marsh
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it doesn'T have passive. only extra armor

tawny herald
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I prefer the 550 engi tbh

vague marsh
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i rather take 1 less hit

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for passives

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whether thats +2 stim / throw range etc.

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i dunno about radar tho KekSkew

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i barely look at minimap to find enemies

tawny herald
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map is op

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u can dodge a lot of patrols if u just keep looking at it while going from point A to point B

median trellis
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top tier for dodging patrols/spotting POI's

vague marsh
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cant u see it with ur own eyes tho

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then again

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i can't see anything further then 50m

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due to my .... Unique experience

median trellis
vague marsh
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hellmire ?

tawny herald
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and the scout armors can be used as ''UAVs'' since it actually scans the areas where u place a map marker

median trellis
# vague marsh hellmire ?

fire tornados, dust storms, and a sun that will burn out you're eyeballs with an avg visibility of 25mKekSkew

vague marsh
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i never seen fire tornado still

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saw ion / meteor shower / volcano

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ion is an equilevent of bots jammer

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which is alright

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volcano is fun

tawny herald
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Hellmire is one of the coolest planets in the visual aspect

vague marsh
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watching bugs get exploded

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Fucking meteor shower

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can fuck itself

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cuz my god

median trellis
vague marsh
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every 2 min there is a meteor shower

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and it just ruins ur run

plain bough
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hellmire got cool fire tornados, but it sure eats your stamina

tawny herald
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Stamina boost is a must

vague marsh
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so on solo

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i will always take that

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no matter what

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after what happened on evacuate solo dread

tawny herald
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Ammo bost is S tier also, but I like sprinting for more than 2 seconds on a hot planet KekSkew

pale hollow
median trellis
obsidian flame
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good job

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you're Super Earth's finest

late dagger
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Isn't windows 7 like done?

tawny herald
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bro's better than general Brasch

late dagger
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No longer supported I believe

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I have 1005 super credits

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Should I buy a premium warbond?

obsidian flame
pale hollow
late dagger
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I have like 2 locked cards still

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Hellmire is falling!

pale hollow
# late dagger I have like 2 locked cards still

I would not rush a warbond unless you really want the stun grenade.
Otherwise, consider saving so that you have the opportunity to buy individual armour sets from the superstore, some of them are unique and good, mostly focusing on light with perks.

plain bough
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Cutting edge over Steeled Vets

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at least till the supposed weapon customization comes out

raw folio
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Was playing last night and we did a bot mission. Turns out we dropped right onto a strategem jammer and one of us took it out with his pod omegakekw

tawny herald
late dagger
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Fuck this buggy game god damnit

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Lvl 8 mission with a min left and fucking the whole team is bugged and can't reinforce

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Fucking annoying

vague marsh
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so u can essentially turn pelican-1 into a flying sentry

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at least around the evac

late dagger
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Can we turn it into a functional game?

obsidian flame
vague marsh
pale hollow
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Did you guys know that the Democracy Officer has a private sauna aboard the ship?

sturdy anchor
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filled with my depressed ass tears because no helldivers

pale hollow
hallow pollen
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holla

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brother

slim coral
vague marsh
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i still dont know what pequod means

slim coral
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its the extract chopper from MGS5

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it's exactly what Pelican-1 is

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just different game

vague marsh
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oh

slim coral
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yeh but you can shoot Pequod down so

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

obsidian flame
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and the name is a reference to Moby Dick

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both Pequod and Queequeg

plucky steppe
# late dagger Should I buy a premium warbond?

The armor for steel vets allows you to yeet grenades and stratagems further away but otherwise not that great considering the light variant of it is in the super store. Armor is cool looking though. The mobile infantry made me the man i am today. Steel vets has the liberator penetrator which is decent but not viable for everything, the breaker incendiary which is only alright against bugs borderline useless against bots, and the Jar-5 Dommy which is slightly worse than the Scorcher in terms of viability. Decent pen. I main this gun. Everything else with it is cosmetic. Don’t get the booster, it’s useless. 12s less for reinforcement after you spend it all. The medal sink is also very high as everything on it is expensive.

Cutting edge armor negates arc damage from instant kill to 12 hit kill on players, enables more arc centric play styles for players around you. Arc tower doesnt one shot you. CE has the sickle which is one of the best auto guns right now. Good damage and infinite ammo. Plasma shotgun is a worse grenade launcher. The arc shotgun is like a multi hit less effective arc thrower with no damage against heavy armor. The booster for it slows down time between enemy reinforcements which is vague as shit and i kind of feel like it does something sometimes maybe. Also STUN GRENADE IS GOATED. Stuns everything except bile titan and tank but does no damage. Can stop a charger in its tracks while it charges you.

TLDR; Cutting edge > Steeled Vets

pale hollow
raw folio
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^

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Also stun grenade can stun biles

pale hollow
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Stun + Orbital Precession Strike = dead titan on low cooldown

raw folio
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Cutting Edge is just the better option period.

pale hollow
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Yep, also means that if you decide to get Super Citizen, then you don't waste money

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One thing special about the Steeled Veterans bond is that it contains the only explosive damage-type primary weapon, the JAR-5 Dominator.
Explosive damage deals much more damage to squishy bug parts like titan belly sacks, charger rumps and the bloated spewers, making it a great weapon if you like running the Stalwart instead of anti-tank stuff.

tawny herald
pale hollow
obsidian flame
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oh man the constitution

earnest stag
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What constitution though.There is non clueless

slim coral
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They had musket in Helldivers 1?

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Everyone was given one once they are 16

pale hollow
earnest stag
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Oh i thought like the american constitution and not the rifle kekl

slim coral
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They have to give a rifle to 1 billion people

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Damn

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I love super earth

slim coral
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I think in HD1 they are way Tankier

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In HD2 I think it explained somewhere that those mechs are made in quantity and not quality

earnest stag
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They are

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  • repair tools
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They have their own hp bar and you can repair them

pale hollow
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Mechs are fairly tanky against the bugs though

earnest stag
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Not if you look to the right and fire a missile clueless

pale hollow
tardy moat
pale hollow
# tardy moat

This video is accusing a member of the Super Earth Armed Forces of being "a rebel", I have reported this treasonous accusation to my local Democracy Officer.

pale hollow
# tardy moat

"MINISTRY OF PROPAGANDA" hmm
As far as I know, no such ministry exists.
We have The Ministry of Truth, The Ministry of Defence, The Ministry of Humanity and a few others, not sure I ever saw anything official about a "propaganda" ministry.

earnest stag
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Propaganda .... thats a thing only someone needs that does not believe in Democracy

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Bug cuddling traitors for example

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OFF TO FREEDOM CAMP

pale hollow
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Shit man, at this rate we might get an extra doctor's visit per year letsgooo

plucky steppe
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My b, plus the stun grenade being able to stun bile titans, didn’t know that. I mostly play on bot planets

tranquil zealot
plucky steppe
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Yuh

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Same diff

slim coral
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Saw helldivers adding Commando

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So like an alt version of EAT that shoots 4 projectiles but cant be reloaded

eager cliff
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Ye

fresh lynx
lost grail
twin perch
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Why is the hunter and Stalker lolis

plucky lion
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because smol is justice

twin perch
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Mods mods

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that one

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that's him officer

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also

echo verge
twin perch
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Any new superstore armors

heavy heart
earnest stag
buoyant timber
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Goofy fuckers dont think i see 4 of their asses hiding

eager cliff
earnest stag
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Those thoughts are the ones of a Traitor

plain bough
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20 scout striders for todays personal order, must murder some bots

buoyant timber
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time for malevelon creek

eager cliff
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bruh the servers are shit

obsidian flame
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again?

buoyant urchin
buoyant urchin
buoyant timber
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Legit

eager cliff
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are the servers fixed?

sharp kindle
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ledy wtf are you posting KekSkew

median trellis
earnest stag
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Helldivers Wiki

"It is the year 2084.
When mankind ventured into space, we were curious to see if anything loomed behind those stars; unfortunately, we were right. The initial contacts were peaceful, but soon the people of Super Earth realized the potential danger of communicating with alien species, and before we knew it, they started our first intergalactic w...

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Funny lore even for me that played the first game

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more info about the enemies bla bla bla

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The C1-PERM (pronounced "cee-one-perm") child permit form is required for citizens of Super Earth to legally reproduce. According to the NPC Privates on the ship's bridge, these forms are not that easy to fill out. Interestingly, the female Private also mentions having a wife (in text, but not in the spoken dialogue). If this is not an oversight (considering that the Privates mostly have the same lines), it can be inferred that same-sex relationships are not considered a taboo in Super Earth culture.

slim coral
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Would be cool if they added reactive armor for mech

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Kinda like in WT for T90

plain bough
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So many more medals to go before I finish the free pass

brazen estuary
# median trellis

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▶ Play video
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Shadow money ERA gang, we love casting ERA

thin socket
plain bough
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good lordy that was an interesting match lol

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some guy was having an argument with his mom and was saying shit that would make a cod lobby blush

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he got killed at extract and then booted the guy who did it

late dagger
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Is the game still shit?

plain bough
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Seems to run fine atm, though should wait for tmr for the patch day

late dagger
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Did they say there's a patch tomorrow?

plain bough
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usually tue/wed

plucky steppe
bitter elk
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a

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oh shit misclick

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lol

plain bough
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a

tawny herald
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the game runs fine

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until it starts raining

obsidian flame
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dude got folded on the lamppost

pale hollow
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The result of crossbreeding chargers and hunters, the leaping charger

median trellis
obsidian flame
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brazzers logo

bleak patrol
latent zodiac
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as long as i dont have to fight these bastards though

late dagger
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To be honest I'm surprised pornhub isn't loaded with helldivers getting fucked game play

tawny herald
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small portions of tomfoolery KekSkew

late dagger
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80s love ballads with Japanese speaking dude

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What a time to be alive

tawny herald
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I was bored on that game

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4 level 50s made that feel like a diff 3 mission

latent zodiac
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diff 7 bugs usually feel that way

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especially with 4 guys
extra especially with 4 level 50s

tawny herald
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If a bile titan spawned it would be dead in 2 seconds, we were always running to see who can kill it first KekSkew

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all of our deaths were from "accidentals"

latent zodiac
tawny herald
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nah this time it spawned 3 at once, but it was no big deal

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Imagine crawling out of a hole and being greeted by 3 500kgs and a railcannon strike

latent zodiac
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3 at once usually results in kiting and 500kg

tawny herald
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just run to it bait the atack animation and thrown a 500kg, never misses chefskiss

latent zodiac
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if im not soloing and a bile titan runs up on my pals and they aint ready, i keep a 500kg on me at all times so i can stand under it and self sacrifice to keep the bastard still

latent zodiac
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also railcannon should 100% aim for the head of the titan and insta kill it, idk why people us it on anything other then bots or chargers

tawny herald
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plus,u stay alive the range on the 500kg is so shit u can outrun it even if u thrown at your feet KekSkew

latent zodiac
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also shit i need to go to bed

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prosperous diving fella

tawny herald
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gn bro bedge

latent zodiac
pale hollow
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pale hollow
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Man do the one-shot rocket snipes at 200 metres ever suck.
No patrols alerted, then boom a rocket from fucking nowhere. No wonder people prefer fighting bugs.

twin perch
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etc

slim coral
twin perch
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Wow , literally nothing patch

eager cliff
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They fixed the arc weapons causing crashes

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Something Tarkov would wait 3 months to do

twin perch
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The known issues list tho

plain bough
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We need new weapons to destroy the undemocratic enemies of super earth

vague marsh
raw folio
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gasp Multi-leg drifting?!?!

plain bough
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No new major orders, for now

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also 40 kills with minefield for personal order today

obsidian flame
plain bough
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Just 245 to unlock page 10 of the freemium pass, then I'm gonna drip myself in white

plain bough
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Pack your bags helldivers, time to kill some bots

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I want me those 50 medals

raw folio
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Oh its fucking happening

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We know what this "The Reclamation" is snigyes

plain bough
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They want Cyberstan

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new bot threats must mean new stuff around the corner

late dagger
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Honest to God how hard can cross play be?

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How are they having so much trouble

tawny herald
plain bough
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1 month of nothing but bugs

tawny herald
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tbh I played a few campaigns on the creek yesterday

median trellis
bleak patrol
twin perch
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Just in time

plain bough
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Damn, been a while since I've worn heavy armor, I feel slow af

twin perch
late dagger
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Song/ Track: Brothers Of Metal (Part 1)
(Album)/ EP: Louder Than Hell (1996)
Label: Geffen Records
Producer: Joey Damaio & Eric Adams
Released: April 29, 1996
Studio: Haus Wahnfried, New York,NY. &
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Cover art by -- Ken Kelly
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LETS US VENTURE MY BROTHERS

twin perch
autumn talon
vague marsh
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new major order dropped

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while i was on mission

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lmao

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do we have to get ustotu first

plain bough
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Yes, that planet gets liberated and Troost will be available

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give it 2 days or less and we'll get the major order done

bleak patrol
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Ustotu is not fun to fight on

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Low visibility, increased stamina drain and heat build up for energy weapons

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Tremors

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(Tremors are the only fun feature to be honest)

median trellis
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since when do bots have laser turrets

plain bough
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depends which kind you're speaking of

median trellis
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big laser turrets on towers

plain bough
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cannon towers, usually see it on larger bases

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there's vents on the back but they're usually locked in on you unless someone goes around

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otherwise, orbitals or 500kg will destroy em

twin perch
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2 nades on sides will also kill them

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or back

median trellis
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i have never seen those

twin perch
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You have to hit the non heavy armor plating

median trellis
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only canon turrets

twin perch
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When you say Laser

median trellis
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i know that

twin perch
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do you mean big "boom" laser shot

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or like

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"Laser Laser"

median trellis
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no double laser think the strider double laser but big

twin perch
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Oh

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always

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If you mean like bot mounted turret

raw folio
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OH the turrets at outposts and shits?

late dagger
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Why is there so much arty being dropped by the bots wtf

twin perch
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I'ts annoying as fuck, full of insta death

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and bullshit

late dagger
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One of the rounds i played , joined on an in progress match, cant control shuttle, land in a bunch of flamethrowers and heavys, die in like 2 secs

bleak patrol
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What I actually want to know is

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How do they know

late dagger
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Right?

bleak patrol
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I get it if I were in combat

late dagger
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The whole map is fucking in range it seems

bleak patrol
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But I'm doing MGS here

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And they somehow know my exact position

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So that the artillery can shoot me

bleak patrol
twin perch
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and the deadzone is only like

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10-5m

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Worse is when they get overlapped by a jammer, eye of saurussy or AA

eager cliff
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USTOTOU

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IS THE MOST PIECE OF SHIT MAP

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I HAVE EVER SEEN WITH MY EYES

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3 strategems , extreme heat , no vision , sand

plain bough
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it's rough and coarse and it gets everywhere

late dagger
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It got sand in my buns!

twin perch
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Dune simulator

plain bough
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This smells like a bot to me

brazen estuary
plain bough
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130K still fighting the bugs, we need more helldivers for the bots

twin perch
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Bugs are just easier now

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So people farm more

median trellis
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also no bs 1 shots from 10KM away

twin perch
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The most "bs" thing on bugs is Stalkers

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and you can counter that

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You can't counter the missile devastator patrol

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or the beserkers with double the devastator HP's

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:)

plain bough
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PA announcement demands helldivers for Hellmire

eager cliff
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For some reason teh Autocanon is still mid vs bots , it doesnt 1 shot devastators for example

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unless you shoot them in the stomach or smth like that? like why

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Missile spam is bullshit too

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If they made heavy armor have natural 20-30% explosion resitatnce or shit

obsidian flame
eager cliff
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it would be ok i guess to at least tank some missiles , otherwise you get 1 tapped by a random missile out of 15 thrown your way

obsidian flame
eager cliff
obsidian flame
eager cliff
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that would work tbf, just not kill you

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tbf even have ragdoll immunity , right now heavy armor is simply handicapping yourself

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mind you , you should still fall on the ground but get up quickly

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instead of getting ragdolled and thrown

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that would be a good change

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heavy armor right now only looks cool thats it

twin perch
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and AT and ATs can tank 1 shot

late dagger
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Did everyone loose connection or is it just my lucky day

plain bough
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I thought it was just me

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seems like the servers shat the bed lol

late dagger
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My brother

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This time was a steam maintenence

obsidian flame
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come join me

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yeah it's chewsday maintenance time innit bruv

late dagger
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Fuck me ill never get 3 lvl 8 missions done to unlock 9

plain bough
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I've gotten so used to using other AT strategem weapons that I forgot the railgun is pretty good against the bots

late dagger
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I hate having to rely on the recoiless

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Also gl is pretty good

twin perch
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I want impact GL

obsidian flame
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GL already is impact?

plain bough
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they can ricochet sometimes

bleak patrol
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They ricochet when you least expect it

obsidian flame
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spanish inquisition ricochet

tawny herald
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I think the first second after u launch it ricochets

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arm time

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its actually a think irl

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or im just dumb

plain bough
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its about right, tho unsure if super earth cares about arming distances on their explosive weaponry

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considering budget cuts on hellbombs not being remote lol

heavy heart
# eager cliff For some reason teh Autocanon is still mid vs bots , it doesnt 1 shot devastator...

It's funny, but auto's been a lifesaver vs bots for me, one headshot or two taps for devs, tanks and turrets in half a mag each, ect. Only thing it's really struggling with is hulks, which need headshots, backshots or excessive amounts of ammo. Just that ability to stagger and kill whole groups in rapid succession makes it completely eclipse the RR vs bots, whereas vs bugs both chargers and biles are pretty resistant to autocannons.

clear lintel
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The autocannon is one of the best weapon stratagems

heavy heart
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Like, just nuking a group of 4 devs out of a drop with 5-6 pretty damn quick shots neuters problems. Plus the sheer amount of ammo?

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I think it's probably the best all round weapon strat, it's certainly the chief do anything tool.

late dagger
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Would you put autocannon over recoiless ?

clear lintel
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For one man use? yea

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You can reload the AC very quickly by firing 5 shots and then reloading

obsidian flame
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yes

brazen estuary
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give the AT rifle a second varient with APDS rounds

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same for the Auto Cannon

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do it call of duty style where you use a weapon enough and unlock new ammo/scopes/camos for it

slim coral
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Autocannon should atleast pierce partial armor ngl

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Like heavy armor

brazen estuary
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Auto cannon nukes any thing that isnt a charger or knock off 40k dreadnought

slim coral
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I was so baffled that my round ricochet charger and nail a death captain

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Damn

brazen estuary
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APDS rounds would be more recoil, less damaging to bugs due to it being a rife and unable to spall the armor that well but would do decent damage to bots due to hitting internal components that are more fragile/complex and breakable

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thats my balancing of them

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also nerf hunters

slim coral
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Kinda wish they added underbarrel grenade launcher

brazen estuary
slim coral
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I would love to go Thump

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And see bug flies

brazen estuary
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I dont get why we dont have raw first person

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like, you can reload in first person if you hold the key

slim coral
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Cuz thats Helldivers 3

obsidian flame
slim coral
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They needed auto fr fr

brazen estuary
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tho from what ive seen they only have machine guns

slim coral
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I wish they added Eintosflamewerfer

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You spray flame for 2 seconds and throw away

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Why? Idk

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Its fun

brazen estuary
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I want a tank so I can Tiger Ace the bots

slim coral
brazen estuary
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this pz4h is every tank crew in post scriptum

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also I was looking for a tiger gif and saw that so yea

buoyant urchin
obsidian flame
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don't cross the streams

slim coral
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The rover

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If it doesnt shoot you

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It aint a rover

tawny herald
vapid isle
slim coral
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I think she has a very big sense of patriotism

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This dude looks like he wants to fight for that managed democracy

obsidian flame
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funniest part is

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he can't see shit because of the cape on her back

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it's not like he's looking at a juicy ass

slim coral
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No

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But he can definitely see the reflection on the floor

obsidian flame
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it's a reflection, so it'll only be the same thing he's seeing

tawny herald
obsidian flame
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HEART OF STEEL
CAN'T KEEP 'ER DOWN

tawny herald
slim coral
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Ngl

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Wouldnt it be cool if rail gun can penetrate target

tawny herald
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it can actually but not a lot

obsidian flame
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it could, until they nerfed it kek

tawny herald
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wow, that was a cool feature and not a broken one

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anyway, helldive campaign completed PepeHappy

bleak patrol
brazen estuary
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lol

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I get rag dolled and hit by everything from 10km around, he gets ragdolled and get I frames

latent zodiac
brazen estuary
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I have no idea what you are trying to say

bleak patrol
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I think it's pretty clear

sharp kindle
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The effect has no cooldown so you can take multiple hits in a row

bleak patrol
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You're either the luckiest person alive or not

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Knowing my luck, it would not only not save me from death at all, but it would also make me die more often

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Although I do get "lucky" sometimes KekSkew

twin perch
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Oh

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It's Space Afghanistan

brazen estuary
twin perch
lost grail
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Oooh MODERATORS

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Get his ass

coral crestBOT
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kekpoint @jade garden (1986god) has been banned for reason: compromised account

solid barn
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I nearly fucking flipped over a stack of pallets

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Reports spammers i swear KekSkew

twin perch
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Mfers like

brazen estuary
granite marsh
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Anyone up for Helldiving later?

bleak patrol
twin perch
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AMAZING, THATS WHY YOU'RE THE BEST

bleak patrol
twin perch
bleak patrol
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You can actually see him enter the backrooms and come out later

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It would be actually funny to see them see you just charging at them and some of them just doing the "Nah, fuck this" and digging themselves underground permanently KekSkew

twin perch
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Be walking by and you are fucking surrounded by the backrooms squad

bleak patrol
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Great

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Now it's an even fight

twin perch
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Tai tai ko!

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Didi mau!

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That reference is extremely obscure

plain bough
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Ustotu stuck at 99%? Joel must be doing something

granite marsh
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Joel at it again with his BS

twin perch
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The servers are down

buoyant urchin
twin perch
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What the fu

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Minecraft

plain bough
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Melon is playing the Hellmire defence missions

obsidian flame
buoyant urchin
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With a jerk in it so it's a Jerkpot

obsidian flame
plain bough
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We gonna need to take Vandalon first to open up Troost apparently

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At least its cold

twin perch
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that was the 99% delay

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they were changing the supply lines

bleak patrol
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Finally, Vandalon

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My favourite planet

plain bough
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God, the bot erad missions are total ass nowadays

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having clear path for bots to whoop your ass right next to you

twin perch
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the hill one

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the "base" one is incredibly ass

brazen estuary
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I avoid those mission at all cost usually

twin perch
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Yeah they're just not fun

bleak patrol
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We always leave the Eradication missions for last

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We either complete the operation with a bang or lose it spectacularly

plain bough
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We at 10% on Vandalon so we're making decent progress

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shame there's still 90K players who insist on playing bugs

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probably the stamina drain effect of the planet is the biggest kick in the nuts for people

obsidian flame
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the extra stamina drain is indeed quite a kick in the family jewels

plain bough
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at least we get snow planet now

bleak patrol
twin perch
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Unironically this

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If Joel wants to crank regen to 6% kindly fuck him

obsidian flame
twin perch
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but really Game > Major Orders

fast spindle
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bugs have some fun elite units

twin perch
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Robots are also unbalanced as fuck

fast spindle
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robots just have mech and tank and both are boring

bleak patrol
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I in general prefer bots over bugs

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Which is why this Major Order is fun for me

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Because I get to help and have fun at the same time

obsidian flame
bleak patrol
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And I can be that one funny guy who decided that taking Heavy Armor to Ustotu was a good idea

twin perch
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I have 0 issues w bots, until I have 6+ Missile Devas and 14 Berserks on my ass

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or 6 hulks

bleak patrol
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Your 0 issues suddenly turn into 20+ issues I see

twin perch
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Basically

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All it takes is 1 call in

bleak patrol
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I'd still take this over a bunch of jumping assholes

twin perch
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To be fiar

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I'll take bots over 40 hunters

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or bile spewers

bleak patrol
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See, with bots you at least have a warning that you're in range of enemy artillery

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Bile spewers don't care

twin perch
obsidian flame
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that's the least annoying

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stratagem jammer kek

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and the eye of sauron

bleak patrol
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Stratagem Jammers can often be destroyed with one nade

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Detection Towers are only annoying for me because you can't just drop the Hellbomb directly under it kek

obsidian flame
bleak patrol
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Rush in, think later kek

plain bough
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leeroy jenkins the jammer

late dagger
eager cliff
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Traitors all

bleak patrol
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In the end they still fight the war the same way we do

late dagger
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I want a team to make it through all three lvl 8 missions

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But nooooooooooo

bleak patrol
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We need some people guard the Terminid front while we fight on the Automaton front

tawny herald
sharp kindle
tawny herald
sharp kindle
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There's no indication that they actually remove the legs btw clueless

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Also cool servo legs

obsidian flame
sharp kindle
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you know

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they could just a united

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were your leg space is

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the same as one leg

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since legs are needed to fly planes

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at least all planes we know

slim coral
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Drawing Eagle 1 is true definition of sweet liberty

late dagger
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Finally unlocked helldive difficulty

tawny herald
late dagger
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I unlocked and and logged right off lol

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Took too long to unlock lol

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Now im sleepy

tawny herald
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ok sadge

late dagger
tawny herald
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ok PepeHappy

late dagger
tawny herald
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free pass completed peepoGlad

sharp kindle
slim coral
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YEHHHHH

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idk what that means

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but it sounds badass af

sharp kindle
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2015 medals spent

slim coral
sharp kindle
slim coral
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that does sound like a gang name

sharp kindle
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thats hella lot of grind

slim coral
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We're the 2015 Medalha Gasta

sharp kindle
tawny herald
slim coral
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actually no more of Vietnamese way

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so it's meh-da-lah

earnest stag
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German style MEDALHA GASTAAAAAAAAA

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Like a Skyrim shout

twin perch
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the bot patrol spawns

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lomao

rapid rune
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Можете помочь у меня не видно ничего в игре

eager cliff
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Sir this is helldivers channel

lost grail
# tawny herald

I dunno how about you, but my eagle pilot is a dude, and I like to think that he wears aviators and looks like tom cruise

twin perch
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this game, I swear

plain bough
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Now even the snowballs will crash us lol

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Guess that explains some of the crashes when I was playing on Vandalon

twin perch
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It always worries me the known issue is not becoming smaller, it'sj ust growing

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lol

brazen estuary
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idk I feel like they are pushing what ever engine they are using to its limits

plain bough
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weren't they using a discontinued game engine?

twin perch
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They are

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a racing game engine or something

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lol

plain bough
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racing game engine lmao

brazen estuary
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thats a wild choice

plain bough
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game being funky moment with beacons

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Must commit robot genocide

brazen estuary
plain bough
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Wake the fuck up, new shit to use

eager cliff
plain bough
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They just dropped it on us with no notice, time to use new gear

twin perch
plain bough
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cost 13.5K in total for both

brazen estuary
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I just bought more stuff for fighting bots 30min ago lol

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damn it

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mg-101 sounds neat

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lazsers are for nerds

plain bough
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Missions give a free Quasar cannon strategem

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omg the quasar can shoot down dropships

brazen estuary
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is it just a bigger version of the one we alread had or somehting new?

plain bough
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its the laser cannon

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another type of laser cannon anyway

brazen estuary
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so

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they nerfed the railgun, just to add a new much larger rail gun

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and then called it a laser

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so we are in ubisoft rainbow 6 giving defenders dmrs and calling them slug throwers

twin perch
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Its a Lascannon

plain bough
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heavy MG has no heavy pen, but it absolutely shreds medium targets

brazen estuary
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thats sadge

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can it kill one of the big head bugs?

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the brood mothers or hive guard things?

twin perch
brazen estuary
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can it fix me a cup of tea?

plain bough
twin perch
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that's good enough

plain bough
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I don't think it needs 1200rpm lmao

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kicks like a mule already

brazen estuary
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the quagmire is good ish for the shirker nest

plain bough
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2 shots hulks so thats good

twin perch
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Oh my god lmao

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I need to get to grand Soren

brazen estuary
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1 hits the chargers (in the head)

twin perch
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and then try

brazen estuary
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people who use these are evil

eager cliff
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you gonna shoot your own destroyer

clear lintel
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Finally the quasar is back

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No update to download?

twin perch
bitter elk
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is the new hmg another support wep?

brazen estuary
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yea

clear lintel
late dagger
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Oh yeaaaa can't wait to use these tonight

brazen estuary
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the quagmire is really nice

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the HMG is, well, a HMG

brazen estuary
twin perch
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Small boole

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the MG feels

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well, like an HMG

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so it's fab

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wish it had more rounds but

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75 makes do if you aim

earnest stag
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New weps?

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@twin perch gib pictures

obsidian flame
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and the HMG

plain bough
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I'm throughly enjoying the Quasar

twin perch
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basically a Duracell canon

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and a Heavy Bolter at home

earnest stag
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Thanks

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Viable?

twin perch
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Yes

earnest stag
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Nice

twin perch
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HMG is basically about

brazen estuary
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idk the laz is meh imo

twin perch
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75 rounder Bolter (I forget the name)

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Pents AT AT's

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No sights, 1st p sight

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Duracell Canon is

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Railgun type, inf ammo, long cooldown

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extremely good ina group for sure

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less ammo issues

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on demand zooka

brazen estuary
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a "in 5-7 business days" zooka

twin perch
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Ideally have no ammo constraints is a good thing

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because you can be less selective with your shots

sharp kindle
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w8

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its a HMG ?

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with 1400 rpm ?

brazen estuary
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yea its a touch silly lol

sharp kindle
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storm bolter looking ass

sharp kindle
brazen estuary
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also it hsa a minigun style drum and covered belt loop deal

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real

twin perch
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it is the gun type

brazen estuary
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bro did not deserve that fate

obsidian flame
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they didn't fix that bug in the pelican? lol

plain bough
brazen estuary
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yea but he didnt know

plain bough
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ripperoni for him

brazen estuary
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fr

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so any thoughts on whats gonna be on troost?

plain bough
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So we got new support weapons, wonder when new strategems are gonna be next

brazen estuary
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I imagine its gonna be horrid

obsidian flame
brazen estuary
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all enemies must goon

plain bough
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Troost might have some unique main mission objectives if we're attempting to gain control to their shit

brazen estuary
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yea

plain bough
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we at 95% or somethin now for Vandalon, so soon we'll know

brazen estuary
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im imagining the control tower+ACT towers kinda mixed with a insane enemy population around them

brazen estuary
obsidian flame
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or you can larp getting chopped to bits, who knows

brazen estuary
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that happens already

twin perch
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so @bleak patrol can hack

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Stratagem Hero (Hard Mode)

twin perch
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Yes

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As long as you hit properly

brazen estuary
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I had two of the quagmires (one was my dead teammates) and I would fire one, pick up the other and fire, get the first one and fire. after I got done I turn to see my teammate staring at me waiting for his gun back.

plain bough
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Your teammates must be moths in disguise, you should report em to the democracy officer

twin perch
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Of people keep passong infront of you

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Keep holding trigger

obsidian flame
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or release the trigger and teach them proper tactics

plain bough
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click F to nudge allies toward the enemies

twin perch
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I tend to F friendly fire deaths

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Off a cliff if I can

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Specially if they dropod squash me

brazen estuary
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did you see the one that walked in front of my AT rifle earlier?

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and I love doing the little side things, getting 3 things of super credits then the host raging and closing the lobby

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thats huge

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can you not take ammo from your own ammo back pack?

bleak patrol
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Press 5

obsidian flame
bleak patrol
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I remember how my friend and I kept crashing on one mission and every time we restarted it we just landed next to a PoI with Super Credits snigsmile

brazen estuary
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cheater cheater bank account inflating

bleak patrol
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Shame it wasn't a 100SC one

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But I'll take 50SC as a compensation

clear lintel
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Two new guns are cool af

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Well, stratagems

bleak patrol
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Well, we didn't do it on purpose kek2

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I mean, yes, we did land there on purpose

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But we didn't restart on purpose

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The game did it for us

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You're 4 parallel universes ahead of us

twin perch
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I am 4 QPU's ahead of you

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and the scavenger jamboree is ready

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I have been building speed over the course of 12 hours

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The bots won't see me coming

twin perch
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I have just added

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30 gifs

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by typing terminalmontage

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he's too powerful

bleak patrol