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There's still too many problems not being addressed
Bugs being stretched, chargers rag dolling, stalkers being Grey instead of invisible, bugs popping out of no where
I thought that was a gamma error lol 😂
Worse... 11 
@bleak patrol shit game can't play
no
i cba to get all my existing pc stuff onto a harddrive and then back everything up and whatnot
nor do i have the money for it 

guess refund time 
obviously did not assume that is simply won't start
since all games so far that says hurr durr windows 69 still run 
Sounds like a you problem
sounds like a game problem 
Nope
I think it's safe to assume that if the game says "Windows 10" then you need Windows 10
You can't blame it on the game if your computer literally is not good enough to run it

Hi Sparter 
the fact that they banned sex in Helldiver rn is funny
this dude still using Win 7?
damn
that's uh
something
(sorry for being poor)
who said anything about buying windows 10 
and no it's not piracy, you can literally download it off of Microsoft
It's not really banned, you just need a permit 
hallo
Hold on, did you try the DX 11 stuff?

@sturdy anchor
If you still have the game installed, try going to Steam, finding HELLDIVERS 2 and selecting Properties, then go to General and Launch options then type dx11 --use-d3d11
Win 7 can't run DX12, but it can run 11
wtf
he doesn't want to buy Win 10?
I thought Win 11 can be installed now
I had not even needed to pay or to even activate the Win 11 watermark
it's just click and download
Win 7 was great.
Win 8 was horrible.
Win 10 is tolerable.
Win 11 is shite.
shit is shit but so far it doesn't crash or something so im happy w it
same. i verify files now. if that doesnt work, no helldivers 
beside the shit part of win 11 which is like 2 years ago already patched out so far I don't see any issue
sure i dont need a - infront of dx11 aswell or something?
I see an issue, it's called Copilot 
It needs to be as I wrote, that is what I use to get better stability
bing chat?
What?
bing chilling?
the butten you can remove from the taskbar
Actually, try just with this part only --use-d3d11
but buttens too hard to ignore i guess
I mean I can respect why he'd still have Windows 7, large data back up can be pretty tedious after all
That said, big oof, not being able to play after all this time waiting

Hopefully le Potato can help, somehow
@sturdy anchor I think I might know how you can play
i dont have the means nor the money to upgrade 
Nay, that's fine
I don't judge people for what OS they use, truly
if it doesnt work, then it doesnt work, no biggie. i refund and buy something else. or keep money until i magically get new pc
lemme verify and try with half of the command first
I guess he can toss everything in a External SSD
I havent even touched USB since 2010
Time to get yourself Homeworld 3 instead
Used to use it a lot to install games onto school’s PC
and who pays for the ssd 

i cba to transfer all my shit onto one or redownload later since well, bad internet 
I do wonder who pay for SSD
I'm touching mine right now 
I have my W10 on it
Which I'm gonna install on my laptop tomorrow
And after I set up my laptop I can enjoy HD2 in full glory again
And then I will order a PC

Same energy as me really, I seldom actually do any backups of things usually and just reinstall shit as needed
I lose stuff but nothing critical anyway
I just swap my games drive onto the new computer usually
I dont even back things up unless its tax document and homework assignments
like. even having my bethesda game transferred or my modded shit is hours of work. and if i have to choose that or no helldivers, 
Because I don't care about the rest of the data
But I usually just upload it to Gmail
Some of the most important things like pictures, I try to keep, but I seldom keep those around
Memories hurt to keep around anyway
Since none of them violate HIPPA so I dont give a shit
@sturdy anchor AMD or NVIDIA GPU?
plus my homework folder
Bethesda game.. Skyrim?
nvidia
Very dank
I am not going to backup my homework folder 
My figurative dog ate the homework files
He is Animal?
here's a thing
ok give me bootleg romanian windows 10 for free 
Didnt know josta is a furry
Does he have a fursona
If the drive which housed my homework folder dies, it's a tragedy but also a blessing
Tragedy because I just lost all the good shit
But blessing because, well, it's gone and it left no traces behind 
And just to be super sure
I keep all my old HDDs and SSDs
Pyrson must have plans to perform terrorist attack in Riot Game HQ
There's my 2011 Minecraft lying somewhere around in my desk
In 10 years I will open my drawers and find my 2024 Helldivers 2 install on an old SSD 
The Super solid state drive
do i do everything at once? or 1 by 1
everything at once, in the correct order
I guess that is the same as 1 by 1
lmao dont even have the folder 
hmmm
The shader one?
if so, ignore that part
Backup and Remove Existing Shader Cache
Navigate to %AppData%\Arrowhead\Helldivers2
Rename shader_cache to shader_cache_backup
dont have the arrowhead folder
i dont know if i want to mingle with geforce experience
since i have an outdated driver in the first place
but the last one my os supports. if i update it fucks my system up
You can ignore the extra update via GeForce, I think
so just do dxvk step?
You do need the vulkan driver though
Actually, before you do a bunch of stuff to your PC, what CPU do you run?
chad cpu imo
Alright then, so before you try a bunch of stuff know this: you will with the lowest settings (including custom config stuff) most likely get around 20 fps
ok then screw that 
Some people claim 20-30, but they run win 10
no helldivers 
Fair I guess
I personally get about 40 fps and enjoy the game, but I'm not sure I could enjoy it at 20.
HD2 really rapes your CPU, way more than most games do.
if i'd play it with 40-60 on very low thats fine.
but i am no fucking with it if it doesnt work. i buy something else i can enjoy or simply wait.
understandable
You know I would reinforce myself on top of him 
wait you got windows 7?
damn man that sucks
would have banned whomstveever teamkilled me 

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then again
this guy always puts halo music in his videos
it doesn'T have passive. only extra armor
I prefer the 550 engi tbh
i rather take 1 less hit
for passives
whether thats +2 stim / throw range etc.
i dunno about radar tho 
i barely look at minimap to find enemies
map is op
u can dodge a lot of patrols if u just keep looking at it while going from point A to point B
top tier for dodging patrols/spotting POI's
cant u see it with ur own eyes tho
then again
i can't see anything further then 50m
due to my .... Unique experience
have you been to hellmire yet 
and the scout armors can be used as ''UAVs'' since it actually scans the areas where u place a map marker
fire tornados, dust storms, and a sun that will burn out you're eyeballs with an avg visibility of 25m

i never seen fire tornado still
saw ion / meteor shower / volcano
ion is an equilevent of bots jammer
which is alright
volcano is fun
Hellmire is one of the coolest planets in the visual aspect

hellmire got cool fire tornados, but it sure eats your stamina
Stamina boost is a must
i will never doubt max ammo booster
so on solo
i will always take that
no matter what
after what happened on evacuate solo 
Ammo bost is S tier also, but I like sprinting for more than 2 seconds on a hot planet 
I would honestly rather have 2 extra impact nades for bugholes or spewers

Isn't windows 7 like done?
bro's better than general Brasch
No longer supported I believe
I have 1005 super credits
Should I buy a premium warbond?
you are correct
Are you near the end on the first one?
I would not rush a warbond unless you really want the stun grenade.
Otherwise, consider saving so that you have the opportunity to buy individual armour sets from the superstore, some of them are unique and good, mostly focusing on light with perks.
Cutting edge over Steeled Vets
at least till the supposed weapon customization comes out
Was playing last night and we did a bot mission. Turns out we dropped right onto a strategem jammer and one of us took it out with his pod 
Eagle-1 never misses 
Fuck this buggy game god damnit
Lvl 8 mission with a min left and fucking the whole team is bugged and can't reinforce
Fucking annoying
This is Helldivers 2 gameplay
The greatest game mechanic of all time

so u can essentially turn pelican-1 into a flying sentry
at least around the evac
Can we turn it into a functional game?
THIS IS PEQUOD

Did you guys know that the Democracy Officer has a private sauna aboard the ship?
filled with my depressed ass tears because no helldivers
Your tears are steaming his glistening asscheeks 
"this is Pequod, arriving at LZ, on standby"
its the extract chopper from MGS5
it's exactly what Pelican-1 is
just different game
oh
The armor for steel vets allows you to yeet grenades and stratagems further away but otherwise not that great considering the light variant of it is in the super store. Armor is cool looking though. The mobile infantry made me the man i am today. Steel vets has the liberator penetrator which is decent but not viable for everything, the breaker incendiary which is only alright against bugs borderline useless against bots, and the Jar-5 Dommy which is slightly worse than the Scorcher in terms of viability. Decent pen. I main this gun. Everything else with it is cosmetic. Don’t get the booster, it’s useless. 12s less for reinforcement after you spend it all. The medal sink is also very high as everything on it is expensive.
Cutting edge armor negates arc damage from instant kill to 12 hit kill on players, enables more arc centric play styles for players around you. Arc tower doesnt one shot you. CE has the sickle which is one of the best auto guns right now. Good damage and infinite ammo. Plasma shotgun is a worse grenade launcher. The arc shotgun is like a multi hit less effective arc thrower with no damage against heavy armor. The booster for it slows down time between enemy reinforcements which is vague as shit and i kind of feel like it does something sometimes maybe. Also STUN GRENADE IS GOATED. Stuns everything except bile titan and tank but does no damage. Can stop a charger in its tracks while it charges you.
TLDR; Cutting edge > Steeled Vets
The Liberator Penetrator is from the free warbond
Stun + Orbital Precession Strike = dead titan on low cooldown
Cutting Edge is just the better option period.
Yep, also means that if you decide to get Super Citizen, then you don't waste money
One thing special about the Steeled Veterans bond is that it contains the only explosive damage-type primary weapon, the JAR-5 Dominator.
Explosive damage deals much more damage to squishy bug parts like titan belly sacks, charger rumps and the bloated spewers, making it a great weapon if you like running the Stalwart instead of anti-tank stuff.

oh man the constitution
What constitution though.There is non 
Only 9 years after they enter the workforce 
Oh i thought like the american constitution and not the rifle 
I think in HD1 they are way Tankier
In HD2 I think it explained somewhere that those mechs are made in quantity and not quality
Mechs are fairly tanky against the bugs though
Not if you look to the right and fire a missile 
Nah man, they fixed that.
You have to walk forwards and fire a missile now instead 
This video is accusing a member of the Super Earth Armed Forces of being "a rebel", I have reported this treasonous accusation to my local Democracy Officer.
Read the disclaimer at the end
"MINISTRY OF PROPAGANDA" 
As far as I know, no such ministry exists.
We have The Ministry of Truth, The Ministry of Defence, The Ministry of Humanity and a few others, not sure I ever saw anything official about a "propaganda" ministry.
Propaganda .... thats a thing only someone needs that does not believe in Democracy
Bug cuddling traitors for example
OFF TO FREEDOM CAMP
Shit man, at this rate we might get an extra doctor's visit per year 
Liberator explosive, right
My b, plus the stun grenade being able to stun bile titans, didn’t know that. I mostly play on bot planets
liberator penetrator is medium armor pen
liberator concussive iss the explosive
Saw helldivers adding Commando
So like an alt version of EAT that shoots 4 projectiles but cant be reloaded
Ye
Holedivers 2
Internet was a mistake
Why is the hunter and Stalker lolis
because smol is justice
Mods mods
that one
that's him officer
also
you are hopelessly sick
Any new superstore armors
Man, could it be because the last like, 3-4 major orders were to hunt bugs?
That's crazy talk
Nursing Spewer where 
Goofy fuckers dont think i see 4 of their asses hiding
Those thoughts are the ones of a Traitor
20 scout striders for todays personal order, must murder some bots
bruh the servers are shit
again?
There are a few crazy bastards that swarm to malevolon creek just because its open hahaha, those helldivers are solely reaponsible for keeping that front back from super earth
“calling down eagle therapy!”
Legit
are the servers fixed?
ledy wtf are you posting 
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So many more medals to go before I finish the free pass
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wtf
good lordy that was an interesting match lol
some guy was having an argument with his mom and was saying shit that would make a cod lobby blush
he got killed at extract and then booted the guy who did it
Is the game still shit?
Seems to run fine atm, though should wait for tmr for the patch day
Did they say there's a patch tomorrow?
usually tue/wed
What
a
dude got folded on the lamppost
The result of crossbreeding chargers and hunters, the leaping charger
That charger sure charged

brazzers logo
You got any games on your hellpod?
running and hiding in diff 9 is low energy gameplay
now that iv finished all of the ship modules, its time to embrace the art of the dive
as long as i dont have to fight these bastards though
To be honest I'm surprised pornhub isn't loaded with helldivers getting fucked game play
diff 7 bugs usually feel that way
especially with 4 guys
extra especially with 4 level 50s
If a bile titan spawned it would be dead in 2 seconds, we were always running to see who can kill it first 
all of our deaths were from "accidentals"
usually diff 7 is when a bile titan or 2 spawn, not if
but a diff 6 mission against bots immediately throws several tanks, hulks, and a absolute batallion of berserks at us
nah this time it spawned 3 at once, but it was no big deal
Imagine crawling out of a hole and being greeted by 3 500kgs and a railcannon strike
3 at once usually results in kiting and 500kg
just run to it bait the atack animation and thrown a 500kg, never misses 
if im not soloing and a bile titan runs up on my pals and they aint ready, i keep a 500kg on me at all times so i can stand under it and self sacrifice to keep the bastard still
yup
sometimes their a little slippery, and get just out of range
also railcannon should 100% aim for the head of the titan and insta kill it, idk why people us it on anything other then bots or chargers
plus,u stay alive the range on the 500kg is so shit u can outrun it even if u thrown at your feet 
yup
unless a hunter its you and slows you
or unless the bile titan spews 50 m away from you and slows you anyawy
also shit i need to go to bed
prosperous diving fella
gn bro 
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Man do the one-shot rocket snipes at 200 metres ever suck.
No patrols alerted, then boom a rocket from fucking nowhere. No wonder people prefer fighting bugs.
Yeah and the dread/heavy spam
etc
The bile titan on its way to drop kick you as you somehow successfully sent a Spear to its face
Wow , literally nothing patch
They fixed the arc weapons causing crashes
Something Tarkov would wait 3 months to do
It only took them 4 days because weekend but
The known issues list tho
We need new weapons to destroy the undemocratic enemies of super earth
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Just 245 to unlock page 10 of the freemium pass, then I'm gonna drip myself in white

#helldivers2
#helldivers
#helldivers2gameplay
Honest to God how hard can cross play be?
How are they having so much trouble
Already there 
1 month of nothing but bugs
tbh I played a few campaigns on the creek yesterday
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Damn, been a while since I've worn heavy armor, I feel slow af
I yearn to wear heavy armor and hear a chaingun spin up
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lets go, just got nicely space for 50 medals, need to pick em up once order completed 
new major order dropped
while i was on mission
lmao

do we have to get ustotu first
Yes, that planet gets liberated and Troost will be available
give it 2 days or less and we'll get the major order done
Ustotu is not fun to fight on
Low visibility, increased stamina drain and heat build up for energy weapons
Tremors
(Tremors are the only fun feature to be honest)
since when do bots have laser turrets
depends which kind you're speaking of
big laser turrets on towers
cannon towers, usually see it on larger bases
there's vents on the back but they're usually locked in on you unless someone goes around
otherwise, orbitals or 500kg will destroy em
Always
2 nades on sides will also kill them
or back
i have never seen those
You have to hit the non heavy armor plating
only canon turrets
When you say Laser
i know that
no double laser think the strider double laser but big
OH the turrets at outposts and shits?
ManOWar is goated
Why is there so much arty being dropped by the bots wtf
Welcome to fighting bots
I'ts annoying as fuck, full of insta death
and bullshit
One of the rounds i played , joined on an in progress match, cant control shuttle, land in a bunch of flamethrowers and heavys, die in like 2 secs
Warning! You're in range of the enemy artillery!
What I actually want to know is
How do they know
Right?
I get it if I were in combat
The whole map is fucking in range it seems
But I'm doing MGS here
And they somehow know my exact position
So that the artillery can shoot me
Nah it isn't
A good 200m
and the deadzone is only like
10-5m
Worse is when they get overlapped by a jammer, eye of saurussy or AA
USTOTOU
IS THE MOST PIECE OF SHIT MAP
I HAVE EVER SEEN WITH MY EYES
3 strategems , extreme heat , no vision , sand
it's rough and coarse and it gets everywhere
It got sand in my buns!
Are you having fun yet!
Dune simulator
This smells like a bot to me
I find the low visibility maps to be the best
130K still fighting the bugs, we need more helldivers for the bots
also no bs 1 shots from 10KM away
The most "bs" thing on bugs is Stalkers
and you can counter that
You can't counter the missile devastator patrol
or the beserkers with double the devastator HP's
:)
PA announcement demands helldivers for Hellmire
For some reason teh Autocanon is still mid vs bots , it doesnt 1 shot devastators for example
unless you shoot them in the stomach or smth like that? like why
Missile spam is bullshit too
If they made heavy armor have natural 20-30% explosion resitatnce or shit
cuz stomach is a weak spot, silly
it would be ok i guess to at least tank some missiles , otherwise you get 1 tapped by a random missile out of 15 thrown your way

yeah but still, autocanon should bypass that
even if they make heavy armor survive a direct missile hit, you're still getting ragdolled
that would work tbf, just not kill you
tbf even have ragdoll immunity , right now heavy armor is simply handicapping yourself
mind you , you should still fall on the ground but get up quickly
instead of getting ragdolled and thrown
that would be a good change
heavy armor right now only looks cool thats it
Tummy or headshot yeah, otherwise 2 taps
and AT and ATs can tank 1 shot
Did everyone loose connection or is it just my lucky day
Fuck me ill never get 3 lvl 8 missions done to unlock 9
I've gotten so used to using other AT strategem weapons that I forgot the railgun is pretty good against the bots
I want impact GL
GL already is impact?
they can ricochet sometimes
They ricochet when you least expect it
spanish inquisition ricochet
I think the first second after u launch it ricochets
arm time
its actually a think irl
or im just dumb
its about right, tho unsure if super earth cares about arming distances on their explosive weaponry
considering budget cuts on hellbombs not being remote lol
It's funny, but auto's been a lifesaver vs bots for me, one headshot or two taps for devs, tanks and turrets in half a mag each, ect. Only thing it's really struggling with is hulks, which need headshots, backshots or excessive amounts of ammo. Just that ability to stagger and kill whole groups in rapid succession makes it completely eclipse the RR vs bots, whereas vs bugs both chargers and biles are pretty resistant to autocannons.
The autocannon is one of the best weapon stratagems
Like, just nuking a group of 4 devs out of a drop with 5-6 pretty damn quick shots neuters problems. Plus the sheer amount of ammo?
I think it's probably the best all round weapon strat, it's certainly the chief do anything tool.
Would you put autocannon over recoiless ?
For one man use? yea
You can reload the AC very quickly by firing 5 shots and then reloading
yes
I wish that they would lay off APHE round, you either have standard bullet or something with explosive filler
give the AT rifle a second varient with APDS rounds
same for the Auto Cannon
do it call of duty style where you use a weapon enough and unlock new ammo/scopes/camos for it
Auto cannon nukes any thing that isnt a charger or knock off 40k dreadnought
APDS rounds would be more recoil, less damaging to bugs due to it being a rife and unable to spall the armor that well but would do decent damage to bots due to hitting internal components that are more fragile/complex and breakable
thats my balancing of them
also nerf hunters

Kinda wish they added underbarrel grenade launcher
this when?
I dont get why we dont have raw first person
like, you can reload in first person if you hold the key
Cuz thats Helldivers 3
the belt-fed semi-auto GL ain't enough for you? 
Imagine Belt Fed GL
They needed auto fr fr

we are getting APCs so maybe they will have a Mk.19
tho from what ive seen they only have machine guns
I wish they added Eintosflamewerfer
You spray flame for 2 seconds and throw away
Why? Idk
Its fun

I want a tank so I can Tiger Ace the bots
Add War Thunder bullet cam
this pz4h is every tank crew in post scriptum
also I was looking for a tiger gif and saw that so yea
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Sweet liberty
I think she has a very big sense of patriotism
This dude looks like he wants to fight for that managed democracy
funniest part is
he can't see shit because of the cape on her back
it's not like he's looking at a juicy ass

it's a reflection, so it'll only be the same thing he's seeing
HEART OF STEEL
CAN'T KEEP 'ER DOWN
(I lived)
it can actually but not a lot
it could, until they nerfed it 
wow, that was a cool feature and not a broken one
anyway, helldive campaign completed 
Behold, my friend's uncanny ability to just not fucking die
lol
I get rag dolled and hit by everything from 10km around, he gets ragdolled and get I frames
not I frames, just the 50% chance to say "fuck you" to lethal damage and negate it
would be awesome armor, but it only likes to negate the first hits so the impact on the ground is the only thing that kills you
I have no idea what you are trying to say
I think it's pretty clear
The effect has no cooldown so you can take multiple hits in a row
You're either the luckiest person alive or not

Knowing my luck, it would not only not save me from death at all, but it would also make me die more often
Although I do get "lucky" sometimes 
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It's fun, trust me 
Boss, you killed a child!
AMAZING, THATS WHY YOU'RE THE BEST
I like how one them fucking comes out of the backrooms
You can actually see him enter the backrooms and come out later
It would be actually funny to see them see you just charging at them and some of them just doing the "Nah, fuck this" and digging themselves underground permanently 
Flat empty terrain
Be walking by and you are fucking surrounded by the backrooms squad
Ustotu stuck at 99%? Joel must be doing something
Joel at it again with his BS
The servers are down

Hello, this is a different kind of video than my usual format
I mostly did this to practice a better editing software that I will be using for my upcoming tests and videos, but also as a way to rant about boosting your survivability and general tankiness in Helldivers 2 at the moment compared to the previous game
Proper tests and comparisons c...
Melon is playing the Hellmire defence missions
jackpot
With a jerk in it so it's a Jerkpot

Bruh 
that was the 99% delay
they were changing the supply lines
God, the bot erad missions are total ass nowadays
having clear path for bots to whoop your ass right next to you
1 map is good
the hill one
the "base" one is incredibly ass
I avoid those mission at all cost usually
Yeah they're just not fun
We always leave the Eradication missions for last
We either complete the operation with a bang or lose it spectacularly
We at 10% on Vandalon so we're making decent progress
shame there's still 90K players who insist on playing bugs
probably the stamina drain effect of the planet is the biggest kick in the nuts for people
the extra stamina drain is indeed quite a kick in the family jewels
at least we get snow planet now
Let people play what they want
no
robots aren't as fun
bugs have some fun elite units
Robots are also unbalanced as fuck
robots just have mech and tank and both are boring
I in general prefer bots over bugs
Which is why this Major Order is fun for me
Because I get to help and have fun at the same time

And I can be that one funny guy who decided that taking Heavy Armor to Ustotu was a good idea
I have 0 issues w bots, until I have 6+ Missile Devas and 14 Berserks on my ass
or 6 hulks

Your 0 issues suddenly turn into 20+ issues I see
I'd still take this over a bunch of jumping assholes
See, with bots you at least have a warning that you're in range of enemy artillery
Bile spewers don't care

YOU ARE IN RANGE OF ENEMY ARTILLERY
Stratagem Jammers can often be destroyed with one nade
Detection Towers are only annoying for me because you can't just drop the Hellbomb directly under it 
problem's getting there
Rush in, think later 
leeroy jenkins the jammer
Yes, let criminals steal your toaster next
Traitors all
In the end they still fight the war the same way we do
We need some people guard the Terminid front while we fight on the Automaton front
REACH REFERENCE 
can't trim the excess leg space without trimming the legs

you know
they could just a united
were your leg space is
the same as one leg
since legs are needed to fly planes
at least all planes we know
Drawing Eagle 1 is true definition of sweet liberty
Finally unlocked helldive difficulty
Want an extra diver? 
ok 
Maybe tommorow fren!
ok 

free pass completed 

MEDALHA!!!!!!
YEHHHHH

idk what that means
but it sounds badass af
2015 medals spent
ngl

that does sound like a gang name
thats hella lot of grind
We're the 2015 Medalha Gasta

until u realise its pronounced "me-dah-lya" 
I pronounce words in Spanish/Portugese style
actually no more of Vietnamese way
so it's meh-da-lah
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the bot patrol spawns
lomao
Можете помочь у меня не видно ничего в игре

Sir this is helldivers channel
I dunno how about you, but my eagle pilot is a dude, and I like to think that he wears aviators and looks like tom cruise
this game, I swear
Now even the snowballs will crash us lol
Guess that explains some of the crashes when I was playing on Vandalon
idk I feel like they are pushing what ever engine they are using to its limits
weren't they using a discontinued game engine?
racing game engine lmao
must commit accidentally blowing my teamates head smoove off
Wake the fuck up, new shit to use
ALO
They just dropped it on us with no notice, time to use new gear
👁️
cost 13.5K in total for both
I just bought more stuff for fighting bots 30min ago lol
damn it
mg-101 sounds neat
lazsers are for nerds
Missions give a free Quasar cannon strategem
omg the quasar can shoot down dropships
is it just a bigger version of the one we alread had or somehting new?
so
they nerfed the railgun, just to add a new much larger rail gun
and then called it a laser
so we are in ubisoft rainbow 6 giving defenders dmrs and calling them slug throwers
Its a Lascannon
heavy MG has no heavy pen, but it absolutely shreds medium targets
thats sadge
can it kill one of the big head bugs?
the brood mothers or hive guard things?
Can it kill at ats
can it fix me a cup of tea?
tried to hit the frontal armor, didn't really work, takes out legs fine tho
that's good enough
the quagmire is good ish for the shirker nest
2 shots hulks so thats good
1 hits the chargers (in the head)
and then try
people who use these are evil
1200rpm = old tarkov recoil
you gonna shoot your own destroyer
p sure they sneaked it in the arc fix
is the new hmg another support wep?
yea
Xoxo
Oh yeaaaa can't wait to use these tonight
use the recoil reduction armors silly 
It does pen at at's below plate
Small boole
the MG feels
well, like an HMG
so it's fab
wish it had more rounds but
75 makes do if you aim
shoulder-mounted laser cannon that fires a single charged bolt
and the HMG
I'm throughly enjoying the Quasar
Pictures.
Im done for now I gotta work, just tested in 1 mission
basically a Duracell canon
and a Heavy Bolter at home
Not what i wanted but good enough 
Thanks
Viable?
Yes
Nice
HMG is basically about
idk the laz is meh imo
75 rounder Bolter (I forget the name)
Pents AT AT's
No sights, 1st p sight
Duracell Canon is
Railgun type, inf ammo, long cooldown
extremely good ina group for sure
less ammo issues
on demand zooka
idk about the "on demand" part of that statment
a "in 5-7 business days" zooka
Ideally have no ammo constraints is a good thing
because you can be less selective with your shots
yea its a touch silly lol

it is the gun type
they didn't fix that bug in the pelican? lol
Diving usually resolves that issue for me
yea but he didnt know
ripperoni for him
So we got new support weapons, wonder when new strategems are gonna be next
I imagine its gonna be horrid
goon-field generator
robot dogs 
all enemies must goon
Troost might have some unique main mission objectives if we're attempting to gain control to their shit
yea
we at 95% or somethin now for Vandalon, so soon we'll know
im imagining the control tower+ACT towers kinda mixed with a insane enemy population around them
so I can larp as the ATF in arma 3 and this now? huge
or you can larp getting chopped to bits, who knows
that happens already
Hackerman
so @bleak patrol can hack

Stratagem Hero (Hard Mode)
I had two of the quagmires (one was my dead teammates) and I would fire one, pick up the other and fire, get the first one and fire. after I got done I turn to see my teammate staring at me waiting for his gun back.
Your teammates must be moths in disguise, you should report em to the democracy officer
click F to nudge allies toward the enemies
I tend to F friendly fire deaths
Off a cliff if I can
Specially if they dropod squash me
did you see the one that walked in front of my AT rifle earlier?
and I love doing the little side things, getting 3 things of super credits then the host raging and closing the lobby
thats huge
can you not take ammo from your own ammo back pack?
Press 5
what pyrson said
I remember how my friend and I kept crashing on one mission and every time we restarted it we just landed next to a PoI with Super Credits 
cheater cheater bank account inflating
Well, we didn't do it on purpose 
I mean, yes, we did land there on purpose
But we didn't restart on purpose
The game did it for us

You're 4 parallel universes ahead of us
I am 4 QPU's ahead of you
and the scavenger jamboree is ready
I have been building speed over the course of 12 hours
The bots won't see me coming
I want this to become a feature


