JOKE suggestions (free for anyone to post their ideas here)

[mystic pecan]

more cooldown and the other stuff per weapon

oh god

[final ferry]

Wait, hold, here me out:

Game Killer counterpart.

Gives you infinite weapon and passive slots, but you can't get evolutions anymore.

[mystic pecan]

how to crash your game with one card

[viscid ridge]

by removing all chests

[final ferry]

Wait Game Killer give you better chests, this is perfect as a counterpart lol.

[mystic pecan]

so how would it work with bolero

[viscid ridge]

-1
+1

[mystic pecan]

dude you know I can't do math

[final ferry]

The bosses don't drop chests, making it useless unless you want Vampire Killer stacks.

[viscid ridge]

aka keeps the effect of bolero boss chests
but no other boss chests

[mystic pecan]

so just no silvers ever

[viscid ridge]

so if you want any chests you'll have to take it

[final ferry]

I think Aren is saying that Bolero essentially ignores the rule.

[mystic pecan]

o

[mystic pecan]

but you can't evolve weapons

so how would you even get vampire killer

[final ferry]

Simple: you evolve it before you take it.

alternatively, Alchemy Whip also has the same scaling I believe

[mystic pecan]

ALCHEMY WHIP MENTIONED

[radiant junco]

nice argument, unfortunately-
ANIMA OF MORTACCIO

[final ferry]

Dang, walked right into that one lol.

[uncut quarry]

can we get the heat death of the universe as an item

[viscid ridge]

i unironically like yatta dakarin more

[uncut quarry]

specifically have it be added on august 12th 2036

[mystic pecan]

just use photonstorm

[uncut quarry]

it just isnt the same...

[uncut quarry]

oh my god this might have to be the best use of this scene

[final ferry]

Fair argument, I'd say the transform evos would still go through, as would more "unconventional" evos, like ||Sara with a certain weapon that shall go unnamed.||

[mystic pecan]

add this guy as a character

[final ferry]

Just the PNG, though, don't VS-ize him, just leave the sprite like that.

[mystic pecan]

just a square of this guy screaming

[final ferry]

Exactly.

[mystic pecan]

also to deter @viscid ridge from making that real

[viscid ridge]

[final ferry]

OH NO WHAT HAVE YOU DO-

[mystic pecan]

[viscid ridge]

😈

[uncut quarry]

yeah i could beat mike tyson guys in a fight, i exclaimed

"hey hows it goin" said voice behind me

[mystic pecan]

what

[uncut quarry]

try not to get scared challenge

scariest stories

[mystic pecan]

this is joke suggestions

[uncut quarry]

yeah we need to add that

the scariest stories in vampire survivors

[mystic pecan]

off topic is over there

[uncut quarry]

do you want to know what would be terrifying

[mystic pecan]

what

[final ferry]

No, no, he's got a point, Mike Tyson boss fight for a Punch Out collab.

[mystic pecan]

also some cheese

[uncut quarry]

you know how some levels are all spooky and scary like the moonglow clear for yellow sign and room 1665

[mystic pecan]

preferably drippy

[uncut quarry]

STOP

PLEASE

NO MORE

[mystic pecan]

how I like it

bruh

[hybrid pike]

Better yet, it gives everyone a stand, and the darkana logo is the stand arrow

[radiant junco]

i cant stand losers

[mystic pecan]

he can't stand

[viscid ridge]

gives every character an anima

[uncut quarry]

well too bad cause im a winner 💪

i've bet it all on black 15 times and i've won

[mystic pecan]

well too bad cause im a loser 🧍‍♂️

[viscid ridge]

cause that's essentially what they are

[mystic pecan]

ANIMA OF POE

REAL

[hybrid pike]

Every human(oid) character just transforms into gashadokuro

[final ferry]

Okay, hang on, for a more realistic suggestion, maybe allows all characters to evolve animas from the base weapons?

[hybrid pike]

Because there's a skeleton inside all of them

[viscid ridge]

mfw ||tetraforce gets added||

[radiant junco]

thatll come in the future

[final ferry]

Ah, right, forgot about that.

[mystic pecan]

what is tetraforce

[radiant junco]

a passive

[mystic pecan]

[radiant junco]

it's only been seen in the directers cut and code, and it lets you pick a levelup bonus

[mystic pecan]

oh

[radiant junco]

1/5 of a scientist/blackmore

[mystic pecan]

so just blackmore but anyone

[radiant junco]

basically

[final ferry]

Wait, what, holy cow, that sounds broken lol.

[radiant junco]

its the passive needed for all the anima weapons

[radiant junco]

well its probably going to be a pain to get lol

[mystic pecan]

yeah the upcoming ones

[mystic pecan]

"Survive every stage with Toastie"

[final ferry]

Plot twist: like the weapon power ups, it gets consumed when using for an evo, and you'll lose the stat bonuses, so you have to decide between either an Anima or the level up bonus.

[viscid ridge]

you would just chose the level bonus lol

[hybrid pike]

For one of the oscillating effects arcana like Boogaloo or Chaos in the Dark Night, the darkana counterpart should allow for passive item limit break

[final ferry]

...fair lol, unless some of the future Animas are on Scan levels of OP.

[viscid ridge]

||joe's is interesting with the occasional screenwipe||
||while ramba is just a slightly better cart ||

[radiant junco]

tbh we only saw ramba's for like 1 second

[viscid ridge]

yeah

[uncut quarry]

what is ramba actually summons a whole TRAIN

[viscid ridge]

yo actually

[uncut quarry]

trains guy from asdfmovie

[hybrid pike]

Ramba can just ride on her cart and gain massive movement speed

[mystic pecan]

what does he like

[radiant junco]

the projectiles look like snowballs... polar express confirmed!!!1

[hybrid pike]

While also summoning trains

[final ferry]

"Now we take the Laborratory to YOU!"

[final ferry]

I believe it was airplanes.

[uncut quarry]

ramba stood still, glaring menacingly at his enemy.
ramba took a deep breath, and then proceeded to say. "i like trains."

and then ramba trained all over the place

[viscid ridge]

||it will also probably be paired with a likely FF7 themed stage (dairy inverse)||

[mystic pecan]

oh cool my english honors quarter 2 grade is now a 67

baller

[uncut quarry]

vampire survivors school stage

you teach the other survivors how to play the game

[mystic pecan]

operation guns:

[uncut quarry]

NOONONONO

NONONONONO

[final ferry]

Just turns into a Sonic Schoolhouse clone.

[hybrid pike]

It's a military school

[mystic pecan]

holy shit it's a 68 now

[radiant junco]

shikanokonokonokokoshitantan

[uncut quarry]

me and my friend were watching episode 2 together and we just screenshotted any moment we thought was funny

the rot is consuming

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1183643736345952356/1302129344411471983/togif.gif

[hybrid pike]

What if Queen Sigma can gain the egg stat boosts, but only for that particular run, and it still won't add to her egg count

So like Scan

[viscid ridge]

literally just scan

[uncut quarry]

queen sigma cooking show

instead of using the eggs to buff herself

she cooks them in various ways

[hybrid pike]

Yeah, but she can also still use Scan

So double the scan

[viscid ridge]

: sapphire mist

[final ferry]

Said cooking is then fed to every other character, giving each of them an egg boost.

[uncut quarry]

we love shikonoko nokonoko koshitantan ❤️

[hybrid pike]

Triple the scan

[uncut quarry]

exactly!

this guy gets it!

[final ferry]

(unironically good idea for the Director's Cut fanfic from yesterday, Cook Sigma)

[uncut quarry]

the what

[viscid ridge]

#1282537472844370001 message
its fire

[mystic pecan]

new character: the long day

[echo lintel]

you are my sunshine moon-shine moonlight

[slow crag]

You are my survivors

[uncut quarry]

no

this is patrick!

[final ferry]

Starts with Basketball, which evolves into Red Circle, which moves around and drastically lowers the defense of enemies within it.

[hybrid pike]

Isn't Italy more into football?

[mystic pecan]

yeah but

it's the prawn bay

[hybrid pike]

Fuck it, make a sportsball DLC

1 character for each sport

[final ferry]

Wait, hear the man out, there's something here.

[hybrid pike]

Evolve rugby with armor, tennis with bracer, football with wings, etc

[mystic pecan]

love how every other channel is dead silent then joke suggestions

[final ferry]

Baseball Bat swings a short range bat in front of you with good knockback, evolves into Home Run which adds a baseball projectile effected by gravity that creates a Greatest Jubilee effect if aimed upwards off the screen. Would scale with Projectile Speed, which would make it easier to hit it off the top of the screen.

[radiant junco]

OH! THAT'S A BASEBALL!

[final ferry]

I assume there's a meme I'm not getting

[hybrid pike]

It's Jojo

[radiant junco]

jojo

[final ferry]

Ah, that explains why I've never heard of it lol.

(Nothing against Jojo, just not my thing)

[hybrid pike]

Anyways, what if whip DLC

Add more media characters who use whips

So like Indiana Jones, Franziska von Karma, and even Whip from SNK

[final ferry]

The joke being that none of them start with a whip, but another unrelated weapon (for example, ||Starlow|| from Undertale Yellow would start with something like ||Dynamite or the Wild Revolver||)

[viscid ridge]

UTY collab

[final ferry]

Okay, I've thought about the possibility of an UT collab on my own, but I just don't see it working considering the fact VS's and UT's philosophies couldn't be more different lol.

(and I just realized the irony of considering the viability of an idea in the channel named Joke Suggestions lol)

[quasi ginkgo]

Good stuffs sometimes has some jokes on it

[lost mirage]

The stat "Magnet" and "Attractorb" have a reversed effect. Instead of pulling exp gems and other things to you, it pulls'em away.

[quasi ginkgo]

With 1% area and 1% duration and on on stats..., only ground still would be of use (even lasting so little), like laborra and summon night... only playable due keep reviving every time.

[echo lintel]

superspinnn
spin the entire screen nonstop until you finish next run/exit game

[final ferry]

Alright, another character idea, here we go:

Bisconte Draluca. Starts with Final Selection, a new weapon, and some seriously beefed up stats for all stats, with the exception of Curse which is the same. (how beefed up depends on balance lol) Also reduces enemy quantity by 50. Why? Well...

In a Bisconte run, every enemy is replaced with a random playable character. These behave just like normal enemies, with 3 exceptions:

1. They have a ton more health.
2. Contact damage is reversed, meaning they take damage if you touch them, but most importantly...
3. Starting in minute 0 and repeating every minute, the enemies "level up," gaining a random base weapon upon spawn equal to how many levels they have. What weapon this is is random and different among enemies, but with a hightened chance to give the starting weapon of the "character." (Unless they start with an evo, like Red Death) The levels will prioritize leveling up the same weapon, and can evolve weapons as if they were an additional level up (with the exception of the Yellow Sign weapons because come on now). They can still get an additional weapon after fully leveling one, however.

Some weapons, such as Pentagram or Ophion, are blacklisted from this for obvious reasons, and objectively unavoidable weapons like Sole Solution or ||Power of Sire|| have their screenwide damage heavily reduced.

In base game stages, the chance for specific base game characters and weapons is the same across the board, with a small chance for DLC characters and weapons. This is reversed on DLC stages, heavily increasing the chance for their respective DLC characters and weapons and reducing the chance of everything else.

I know in my head what Final Selection does, but I'll post my idea later because I have stuff I need to do today lol.

[coral fulcrum]

twilightcanas, the middle ground between arcanas and darkanas

[echo lintel]

penumbrakanas

[radiant junco]

Antumbrarcanas

New map that’s just the vault encounter of the last wish raid in destiny 2

[final ferry]

Can only appear in the chest selection after taking both an Arcana and its dark counterpart. Are even more broken than Darkanas, somehow.

[final ferry]

Alright, here we go:

Final Selection periodically spawns a square similar to the character selection screen that ensnares one enemy, exploding after a few moments. This explosion instantly kills the ensnared enemy, as well as dealing moderate damage to enemies that were also within the square. The instakill effect does work on bosses, but not The Reaper or other "special enemies" that Pentagram can't target. In this case, it just does major damage.

Scales with Area (increases explosion area), Cooldown, and Amount (number of explosions, but not the amount of squares, one is enough), as well as how many items are sealed, decreasing the cooldown and increasing the base explosion damage by 1% for each (sealed pickups and relics count towards this as well).

Evolves via all the Yellow Sign items, which must be maxed. Turns into Omega Seal, which does the same thing, just with flashier visuals and much more damage, area, less cooldown, and the added ability to kill Reapers and other "special" targets instantly, spawning eggs and White Hand in the former case. Every 100th activation (it would activate rapidly, so it wouldn't take too long), the square is replaced by a giant red X, which does the same thing, with one additional effect: preventing that enemy from spawning for the remainder of the run, with no enemy to replace them. The amount of activations required for the effect is reduced by 1 for every seal used, similar to the other seal-related effect (that the evo also shares btw).

Additionally, when using Bisconte, Omega Seal's sealing would also prevent the weapon(s) the enemy was holding from being used again; for example, sealing an Antonio that was holding Bloody Tear and Runetracer would prevent additional Antonio spawns, as well as any other enemy from being equipped with Whip, Runetracer, or their evos.

Essentially, Bisconte is the ultimate role reversal, fighting against the survivors and their weapons that you've been using all this time.

[delicate grove]

I got a out of a black chest exactly once before.

[steady pollen]

Darkana that allows you to take several of the same weapon (including passives)

[final ferry]

How would upgrading weapons work with this? Would you be able to level them up before getting duplicates, or would they be stuck at level 1 in the pursuit of getting MORE?

[quasi ginkgo]

new char: EarthDucken, a platypus that has a weapon shoes that generates earthquakes around the user making paths that in the end also summon ducks that explode enemies on contact.

[steady pollen]

Every bonus weapon is slightly hue shifted, so you can tell them apart

[coral fulcrum]

dakrana that gives you one other random arcana when you take it and also it has a chance to play the secret unlock sound effect at a random point in the run without unlocking anything

[quasi ginkgo]

darkana that each 30 seconds instantly replace your char position with a random stuff in the stage, either floorchicken, exp, stage itens, enemy, or whatever.

[quasi ginkgo]

|| a bless or a curse if you are running to get sth somewhere on the stage like a coffin to open ||

|| Darkana "Lag Superior": after getting that darkana every 1 fps lag on the run gives one to all characters that you've already unlocked on the game and also from DLCs, awesome for a fierce sammy gold run boosting himself and the other chars outside. ||

[steady pollen]

Tbh to half expand on this, darkana that slowly shifts each weapons hue, doubling one of it stats (or halving cooldown) depending on its current main color

[uncut quarry]

Taxes.

And also the ability to commit tax evasion.

[quasi ginkgo]

after this I need to spoil a hidden amongus stuff

dealing with "impostor" resemblance word very close

[quasi ginkgo]

|| sus tax amoungus ||

[quasi ginkgo]

new char: a playable aircraft from those old mobile games, you can play with it and when it die it throws a random character you have unlocked to keep playing (not spending a revive, the aircraft got 3 revives), when that char loses its life it spends a revive from the aircraft and the aircraft comes again (theorically this chars get like two lives per revive and let you enjoy a random char you have on that last live each time). the aircraft and chars keeps with all you are running, only the random char temporally brings his main weapon at max level as a bonus on that last life (if you evolve it before this last death it becomes permanent on the run with the aircraft) .... aircraft weapon: guided missiles.

ok, too much stuff for a day gotta take easy by now.

[quasi ginkgo]

|| I could not help myself when I imagined the aircraft falling and throwing Chaos to continue ||

[coral fulcrum]

A darkana that does nothing, but really tries to look effective.

[ancient rune]

I was thinking about Steam's Workshop support.
If VS added in this support, players worldwide would be able to create their own texture packs to replace their characters with all sorts of memes, improvements, references, etc.
Seeing how Terraria has Workshop support, and a lot of good gems are in there, like the MC ones, Steampunk Mechs, etc.
We could have like complete overhaul of bosses in a specific style if we had this.
Or characters as well, like a CvSotN inspired Reaper.

[viscid ridge]

we can already create new characters...

[ancient rune]

Oh, first time that I hear about that

[uncut quarry]

the commutiny is real

[viscid ridge]

#🔡modding-chat has it all, check it out
mods are in the pins (bloodlines is the important one)

[final ferry]

Wait, what, I thought modding this game was notoriously hard?! When did this happen?!

[viscid ridge]

like a week or 2 ago

[subtle mural]

Thank Takacomic for that, guy single handedly revived bloodlines

[wheat spire]

Woah that's petty cool

[quasi ginkgo]

New Stage: Coffin, when you choose a char to enter the coffin stage It get snared and become locked again, after you do the mission to unlock the char It comes brand new without eggs. (chars that come unlocked by default just request gold to be "unlocked again").

[wheat spire]

Me after I re-lock every character and don't have any gold:

[plucky grove]

At the very least, Antonio should be immune to that since he's first character everyone gets.

[wheat spire]

John Survivor: 50/50 chance to either start with every passive, arcana, darkana, and weapon, or to delete your save file

[final ferry]

Luca Galante as a character. Starts with no weapons and no additional stats, but allows you to access debug mode.

[hybrid pike]

Make each enemy into playable character

[cedar pilot]

Isn't the Directer already Luca Galante as a character? 🤔

[final ferry]

Is that confirmed in lore? Genuinely asking, not sure.

[viscid ridge]

avatar infernas is luca

[final ferry]

I moreso meant a real life human representation.

[viscid ridge]

directer is poncle as a whole

[cedar pilot]

I thought the Directer was the main dev as a character because the aspects of the Directer's are game mechanics

[final ferry]

I guess I could see that argument, idk, if nothing else it could be represented by the puppet in the Noclip documentary lol.

[wheat spire]

Uncle Grandpa

[quasi ginkgo]

Kevin Bacon joins the survivors ... weapon: bacon

[ancient rune]

Bacon Tree from PvZ

[wheat spire]

John Pork...

[deft haven]

Luca's name in this discord is Vergil Infernas if that counts as lore lmao

[nimble valley]

walter weight

walter white

[wheat spire]

*Walter weight

[quasi ginkgo]

anti-gravity weapon

dmged enemies levitates and leave the screen

[tiny dagger]

Secret room with a picture of shirtless poe (he has garlic growing out of his skin)

Super missingno with even more insane stat variations and starts with super candybox II turbo

[mystic pecan]

what

[wheat spire]

Don't ask too many questions

[tiny dagger]

Cursed secret

[final ferry]

I'm not gonna publicly release this since it was very low effort, but thanks to the Bloodlines mod...

[wheat spire]

"Will Grow."
Behold. 2 pixels

[final ferry]

You... you FOOL!

IT'S ACTUALLY FOUR PIXELS!

[wheat spire]

behold... FIVE pixels

(Every 10 levels he gets 1 pixel added)

[final ferry]

Wait, that's actually a sick idea. Absolutely not feasible in the editor, but still.

[elfin yoke]

To be fair, I like Simondo Belmont being the first character in the Belmont line.

Completing Foscari adventure unlocks the entire soundtrack of the game, including all DLC like Castlevania, in KAZOO.

[tiny dagger]

April fools mode where the devs add every joke suggestion

[final ferry]

You jest, but a curated selection of joke characters would make a sick Discord-exculsive update.

[coral fulcrum]

well that would require getting the rights to the entirety of deltarune

[radiant junco]

i mean it's curated so

they could just not pick stuff that would make it harder

[tiny dagger]

Full metroidvania minigame featuring poe

[hybrid pike]

Make a fighting game mode

Either traditional 2D or platform fighter

[hybrid pike]

Make a visual novel/dating sim standalone game for April Fools

[viscid ridge]

it would definitely give the characters more lore...

[hybrid pike]

It'd probably be non canon lore anyways

[viscid ridge]

it would probably be implied lore though...
also who would you be able to date ?

[hybrid pike]

The obvious joke answer is Poe

Either as a candidate, or as the main character

[viscid ridge]

||(imagine dating the tree )||

[hybrid pike]

But on a slightly more serious note, Queen Sigma

[viscid ridge]

sigma is would also probably be there too

[hybrid pike]

Knowing Poncle's sense of humor, we'd probably get none of the human(oid) characters

Except Poe

And he'd be the main character

[viscid ridge]

what personality ||(ies) would missingNo be comprised of?||

[lost mirage]

Every character ages with time so you can't finish the game. Poe starts dead by default.

[mystic pecan]

[quasi ginkgo]

survives aging, and ghosts ( ) as well

[lost mirage]

When they start the game you instantly get the game over screen. Problem solved. xD

[nimble valley]

I would really like if there's a VS variant of familiar forge that can summon this animal or supernatural characters like

[hybrid pike]

So, I once suggested adding a casino of some sort

To add to that, make it so that if it comes with new characters, they can only be unlocked through gambling

Specifically, gacha

[wheat spire]

Ghosts?

What is a ghost

Those aren't real, silly, it must be someone under a blanket

[quasi ginkgo]

a miserable pile of forgotten memories

[mystic pecan]

poe but hes poe

[echo lintel]

directer poe

[quasi ginkgo]

vampire poe

[mystic pecan]

damphir poe

[ancient rune]

Poe in his youth.
Being able to hold not one, but TWO garlics.

[mystic pecan]

yeah because hes incapable of using his left hand right now

[ancient rune]

Yeah, he is using his walking cane

[mystic pecan]

@wheat spire

[mystic pecan]

when fighting/seeing draculo for the first time with Vampire Killer he gets smited before he can start to talk to us

[echo lintel]

greatest garlic
or garlic jubilee
-# from greatest jubilee

[uncut quarry]

garlic juice.

[mystic pecan]

i drink this in gallons

[elfin yoke]

No gacha pls.

[uncut quarry]

lets make the entire game gacha

[radiant junco]

Logically we would get persona and nier collabs ofc

[hybrid pike]

Don't forget Street Fighter and Shovel Knight

[radiant junco]

And a random boba chain

[quasi ginkgo]

Mortal Kombat collab DLC

[echo lintel]

collab with every single game that exists.
yes, even those like pong or tetris that dont have actual characters

[coral fulcrum]

collab with every book that exists

[radiant junco]

Literally 1984

[coral fulcrum]

||winston smith
weapon:real math (evolves into 2+2=5)
+50 magnet
is controlled using a microphone and saying things
if you say things that qualify as thoughtcrime, ten white hands spawn one after another||

||you know, the main character from 1984||

[radiant junco]

new mechanic: sex

also literally 1984

[coral fulcrum]

||nah, that is also thoughtcrime if it is done via love||

||new weapon:doublethink||

||literally just horizontal echo night||

||o'brien
starts with every darkana and crimson shroud as an opposite to chaos||

[radiant junco]

oh yeah don't spoil anything pls, im like halfway through the book :3

[coral fulcrum]

||the +4 amount character is just a rat||

[radiant junco]

oh shit!

[coral fulcrum]

very important to the plot of 1984 btw

I forgot every other character's name so I can't do more

[radiant junco]

|| mr. parsons has +5 armor||

||and a 50% larger hitbox :)||

[coral fulcrum]

was that the neighbor or the boss

[radiant junco]

the neighbor (i think)

the fact that he's fat is mentioned a lot

lol

[coral fulcrum]

idk I just read a biography of george orwell that happened to contain a 40 page summary of 1984 with explanations of every metaphor

[radiant junco]

wtf

literally 1984!

[coral fulcrum]

quite indeed

[uncut quarry]

im ngl i dont think i can look at the word neighbor anymore without thinking of fucking hello neighbor 😭

@matpat Please make a theory about our game

i think @matpat will enjoy dissecting this frame by frame 👀

anyways. lets get a hello neighbor dlc.

[viscid ridge]

||he did actually did that lmao ||

[uncut quarry]

i know 😭

its even funnier when you realize that the actual hello neighbor account pinged matpat with that exact message

😭

[viscid ridge]

yeah idk what they thought would happen when they said that

[uncut quarry]

they was beggin 😭

[final ferry]

Okay, hear me out: you know the ||skeleton band|| that's been teased in both the director's cut and the Steam soundtrack page, right?

This is a stupid idea that would take way too much work, which is why I'm putting it in joke suggestions, but what if ||their stats and passive abilities depend on the music you choose at the start of the run? For example, if you pick a Castlevania song, you get the CV pickups, and if you pick Sole Solution you get Sigma's stats.||

[mystic pecan]

🎸
🥁

[final ferry]

🎤

(Actually, better idea that would better differentiate them, ||they get a buff if the music playing uses their instrument||)

[mystic pecan]

Needs More Fighting:

[wheat spire]

Literally 1665

[prime hornet]

Add larkanas: bird-themed arcanas which only affect peachone, ebony wings, and vandalier

[quasi ginkgo]

add Arkansas to VS

[nimble valley]

scholars of magic
just like familiar forge it can summon

[final ferry]

Wait, actually, an item that could summon other characters to act like Bats Bats Bats would be sick. It could be like the CV weapon selectors, where certain types of summoning items can only give certain characters.

[viscid ridge]

having duos in general would be very cool

[coral fulcrum]

poe and o'sole, exclusive to one adventure stage

[final ferry]

New relic, lets you choose 2 characters instead of 1.

[viscid ridge]

actual suggestion (they would add this)

[final ferry]

Okay, I would say it would upend the balance of the game, but as the ||Jonathon/Charlotte and Stella/Loretta duos|| have proven, the split character growth kinda effectively makes up for it, only really giving you a better late game (and by the time you've gotten there, you've probably already won lol).

[viscid ridge]

balance was never a priority

[final ferry]

Okay, hot take: for relics specifically, I believe balance should still somewhat be a thing, as they're not easily turned off/ignored by the average player. For things like Sigma or Paranormal Scan, those are offset by how easy it is to pick something else for the former and random chance for the latter, but relics are basically permanent outside of self-imposed challenges.

(as I was writing that I realized the Darkasso is a relic and is entirely unbalanced, so maybe I'm just weird lol)

oh boy that's a lot of typing time what have i done

[viscid ridge]

i agree with that (though i think it wouldn't be that overpowered to have duos)
it would just be like an option or something you would activate in the character menu
it would make some bad characters more intresting to play as well

[mystic pecan]

hello survivors

[final ferry]

Yeah, as per the reasoning in my 2nd-to-previous message, I also think it wouldn't be too bad balance-wise, I was just talking about relics in general.

[final ferry]

Also, howdy, Poe/dani!

[mystic pecan]

how do you know my name

mask of Poe Ratcho

[final ferry]

also sorry do you just prefer poe i covered both just to be safe

[uncut quarry]

dani like the game dev

muck? crab game? karlson?

oh? you dont know what karlson is? karlson's just a little game that im working on, its only the 48th most wishlisted game on steam. smack wishlist now gamers!

[viscid ridge]

it been so long

[final ferry]

...I see why you go by just Poe now.

[uncut quarry]

:clueless:

[viscid ridge]

:aware:

[mystic pecan]

guh

[mystic pecan]

dude it's just because my irl names daniel

[uncut quarry]

the 3 masks

can we get these in game

[mystic pecan]

.

[final ferry]

Since I have them on my mind, make them function similarly to ||the duo characters, except there's 3 of them.||

[mystic pecan]

and you can switch between the 3

with the skins

[nimble valley]

VS -60fps update when?

[uncut quarry]

you need an update for that?

[final ferry]

||or just have them in separate character slots like the current duo characters which still bothers me a bit btw||

[coral fulcrum]

Wii fit plus crossover, I can think of enough characers and weapons for an above average dlc.

[cedar pilot]

Was probably added before: adding the mini Among Us characters to the familiar forge.

[wheat spire]

is that guy still alive

I haven't seen anything from him in forever

[uncut quarry]

maybe

he is just has been doing stuff apparently

[wheat spire]

Also that like, genuinely sounds fun

[wheat spire]

Fair enough

[wheat spire]

Though thinking deeper about it, it might make sense for it to stay a thing for a special few characters

Idk

[tender narwhal]

Jon/Char & Char/Jon

[wheat spire]

It would also make 100% stage completion at least 40% quicker

Since you can pick 2

Then again, it's not really more overpowered than just playing co-op with a coordinated friend

[final ferry]

Would certainly be welcome, considering ||the recent doubling of the work needed for that.||

[wheat spire]

but maybe it would make sense to keep the relic off when playing co-op mode

[wheat spire]

I counted and I think OTC is nearly the same amount of characters as Base game + DLC

[final ferry]

That makes sense, at the point you have 8 characters on the screen that may be a bit much.

[wheat spire]

Also player 4 would level up only after 6

[final ferry]

Just counted for myself, non-Ode characters come out to 85, and Ode has ||80||.

[wheat spire]

as I said...

Also that's kinda super friggin crazy

considering the price

[final ferry]

Yeah, I think after a month out from it, we forget that this update got disturbingly close to doubling the roster.

[wheat spire]

It also kinda teased 2 new passives, a 2 new character types, contained weapon selectors, and character alts affecting starting weapons

[final ferry]

What do you mean by new character types?

[wheat spire]

The duo characters and ones that start with specific arcana

Also the charge mechanic

So maybe 3?

Also teleportation, though that might just stay as a Castlevania exclusive thing

[slow crag]

Avatar Infernas

[slow crag]

Astral Stair

[wheat spire]

HOW COULD I FORGET

-# astral stair is awesome...

[final ferry]

Also, for changing starting weapon, Eleanor.

[wheat spire]

Eleanor got that a little while before OTC launched so idk if i should count that

[final ferry]

True, you're probably right in that they got the idea from Ode.

(also unrelated, but I think it's a pretty good bet that the Foscari adventure update will add those skins outside of spells)

[wheat spire]

If we even get one

Foscari adventure drops with silksong

[radiant junco]

We are getting a foscari adventure

[final ferry]

Yeah, they've confirmed it's in the works. https://discordapp.com/channels/904353235006017556/928011266067406919/1230628437262340177

also i think there's a pretty good shot it's the "West Woods" update on the chaos roadmap

[uncut quarry]

ok so never

got it :clueless:

[wheat spire]

Mother 3 official localization drops the same day

[coral fulcrum]

The phantom role from among us, starts with multiple sole solutions that alternate to make the character always invisible, unfortunately, they also happen to make it impossible to get any pickup, including xp gems.

[mystic pecan]

so your just a constanly a galaxy

[coral fulcrum]

exactly, but you are invisible, which keeps the gimmick

[echo lintel]

a dlc that generates a new set of content just as you think you've finished
its like OtC, but its infinite

[hybrid pike]

Give us a custom character creator

That does nothing

[quasi ginkgo]

Fractal

[elfin yoke]

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure DLC.
With Duo Characters:
Character 1 the actual person and Character 2 their stand.

[quasi ginkgo]

char + stand = outstanding for trouble and adrenaline

[echo lintel]

dio (the world) just periodically uses orologion

megalo jotaro as well (star platinum the world)

[uncut quarry]

i still havent watched jojos :clueless:

[radiant junco]

[uncut quarry]

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!

[quasi ginkgo]

unbelievable, you need to see it

if you start from season 3 you will understand almost everything .... season 1 and 2 is totally different

[uncut quarry]

dude i still need to watch so much before jojos 😭

i have yet to start oshi noko and its been the next show on my list for like a month now!!!

[echo lintel]

use made in heaven to accerlerate time

[quasi ginkgo]

just a spoiler, jojo season 1 and 2 is to make dio badass in jojo anime like forever, but from season 3 and on they add stands on jojo and this feature is the most fun

[uncut quarry]

ill probably just start from s1 since i'd probably go insane otherwise

i NEEd to start from the beginning

still only have like.

20 animes to watch before it

[quasi ginkgo]

|| poe is so op that his stand peppino got a evolved garlic and is already a playable stand alone even before any other char getting a chance to have their own stand (peppino must be a rock band somewhere)||

[delicate grove]

A character whose stat caps are doubled (i.e.: can get +1800% Might instead of just +900%), but can't get evolved weapons, gifts, or unions.

[quasi ginkgo]

NOFUTURE + Mannajja (fusion with both effect stacking together) would be OP

[final ferry]

Semi-continuation of Grabin's Director's Cut Fanfic, semi-standalone suggestion:

New Relic: Aspect of Paradox. Unlocked by entering Eudaimonia Machine as The Director. This will put the stage in a state similar to when you were getting the Mirror and Trumpet. Upon talking to The Director, he says this:

"It seems your journey has been just right. It would be joyous to live it again."

Afterwards, you gain the Aspect.

Effect: Does 2 things:

1. Adds Holy Forbidden to the stage list.

2. Adds a new button the the Stage Selection screen when hovering over certain stages, allowing you to choose variants of certain stages. These would include:

• Post-Holy Forbidden Capella Magna.
• Pre-Holy Forbidden Moongolow, which transitions into Holy Forbidden. This would work for all characters, unlike the first time.
• Pre-Completion Bat Country without the buttons.
  -Astral Stair with the falling intro.
  -Pre-Green Seal Lake Forscari. Any character can break this seal, transitioning into Abyss Foscari.
  -Pre-Red Seal and Pre-Blue Seal Abyss Foscari. For the latter, any character can break the blue seal, allowing you to fight Je-Ne-Viv with any character (for red seal, there's not really a point considering you could just play the normal version).
  -Ode Spoilers: ||Pre-Black Disc and Pre-Pile Ode to Castlevania. Pre-Black Disc would have Dracula in the throne room for all characters, allowing you to fight Death as any character.||

[coral fulcrum]

Add every polititian ever.

[radiant junco]

JAMES K POLK IN VAMPIRE SURVIVORS????!!!!!1

[coral fulcrum]

including the ancient monarchs

which roman emperor would you main

add every human ever instead
create a time machine just for this

[quasi ginkgo]

you first need to complete DBZ dlc to unlock trunks time machine

[coral fulcrum]

instead, beat every stage 2401 times as him (otc spoilers)

[uncut quarry]

i just thought of some evil ideas that i cannot share

[mystic pecan]

new character: angry cat

[coral fulcrum]

old character:poe

[coral fulcrum]

add a book with words in them

[final ferry]

Filled Tome: Increases Cooldown, but also heavily increases Growth in return.

[quasi ginkgo]

Darkana: Disharmonic Dissonance -> works just like wicked season but increase +2% a stat and decrease by 1% another stat that wicked season boost [randomly everytime and only stats affected by wicked season].

[coral fulcrum]

darkana that gives more max hp at an exponential rate when killing defanged enemies but drains 5% health every 2 seconds.

aka the ||chaos killer||

[final ferry]

Unironically good idea. ||Also entirely broken on the vampires.||

[coral fulcrum]

it is just a way to die as ||chaos||, other than that, it will eventually kill you if you went to whiteout once

[final ferry]

Oh, wait, you're saying 5% of MAX health.

Yeah, no, that's a death sentence on non-||vampires|| lol.

[coral fulcrum]

yeah i felt it was too useful so i upped it from 1 to 5%

[quasi ginkgo]

if that 5% round down, the 1 hp chars gotta be imune to its pro and cons.

[final ferry]

"felt too useful" This is a Darkana, they're all too useful.

[coral fulcrum]

this is joke suggestions, we're not here to design useful things usually

[final ferry]

Fair lol.

[vapid sleet]

Make a new secret character that is just Mortaccio with 1% in every starting stat excluding Move Speed and Curse, ||no level 80 transformation||, 1 Max Health, and no halo above his head. Name him Boner.
I would make my friends play this character without telling them about the stats and then laugh like a manic when they explode horribly on bats. ||Toastie|| doesn't do it for me because they have real stats that can defeat enemies. That is too powerful. Think of the comedy this would generate.

[final ferry]

New Character: The Gas Bros, a duo character consisting of an orange and blue stick figure, with orange in front. Orange starts with Fire Legs, Blue starts with nothing.

Has +4 Revives and +20% Luck, but -50% Might and -15% Growth.

Every 10 levels, Orange gets a hidden weapon. This weapon is seeded and determined by which level you're gaining. The list is as follows: (note; any that are spoilered are either Ode or shown in Director's Cut)

Level 10: ||Meal Ticket||
Level 20: Ophion
Level 30: ||That one fish weapon that was shown in the Director's Cut.||
Level 40: Big Fuzzy Fist
Level 50: Rocket Science
Level 60: Luminaire. Orange also changes his appearance to look similar to Luminaire the character.
Level 70: Level 5 Wings. Orange also changes his appearance to look like a jet.
Level 80: ||Power of Sire||
Level 90: Celestial Voulge
Level 100: Pneuma Tempestas, alongside it's Gemini version. At this level, Orange also changes his appearance to look like the sun and gains +100% Move Speed, +50% Projectile Speed, and -30% Cooldown. Blue does not gain these stat bonuses.

(no, I will not explain the joke)

[mystic pecan]

new duo character, Marii and Luigo (and Luigo and Marii)

ill llet you guys make up ideas for them

btw both are plumbers carpenters

[coral fulcrum]

do they beat the evil browser to save the queen of mangoes sometimes

[tender narwhal]

Walking down onto enemies has insta-kill

[coral fulcrum]

you mean up since they jump into them

[final ferry]

Gains heavily increased stats while in sidescrolling sections, like in the Ode to Castlevania stage.

[coral fulcrum]

they can find red and white dotted mushrooms, they kill instantly when consumed

[viscid ridge]

dont you mean king carlo?

[coral fulcrum]

yeah that is a pseudonym

[viscid ridge]

yes we have a bowser stand-in in vs

[coral fulcrum]

They do 100x damage on enemies with a big sword.

[ancient rune]

Not sure if this would be the correct channel for this question.
But if VS were to have a spin-off, what genre do you imagine this game being?

[viscid ridge]

a "99" game

would actually be intresing

[coral fulcrum]

Story based platform fighter because I really want that.
otherwise, action rpg, like hyrule warriors and other games I forgot about.

[final ferry]

Decent place to put this, considering the possible suggestions. I would say an RPG to expand on the world a bit, which still leaves room for silliness and game breaking.

[viscid ridge]

||if anything the ff7 teaser might be actually be teasing that||

||it might also be mazerellas (dairy inverse) gimmick if it has one||

[ancient rune]

I was imagining something like a mix between Castlevania and Broforce.
Castlevania in the sense of themes and aesthetics.
And Broforce in the sense that killing a single enemy might destroy most of the level.
Also, who wouldn't want to see Poe flying on board of a pig?

[coral fulcrum]

hack and slash with rpg elements was what i was thinking about

[ancient rune]

Another idea I had was like an RPG like you guys said.
One where you could recruit new heroes as you go through the story.
Could help with expanding the story of the game, and introduce brand new characters.

[final ferry]

||Imagine, you choose that stage and it just becomes an entirely different game lol.||

[viscid ridge]

||they did say mazerella will take a while ||

[final ferry]

||When? That's not me being rude, I'm genuinely asking, I've never heard this.||

[viscid ridge]

||in a reddit q&a they said dairy inverse (which we know is mazerella) will take a while until it releases||

[radiant junco]

This was over a year ago btw

And it wasn’t even on the vs sub

[final ferry]

||Huh, interesting. It would explain the strange gap we currently have in those stages (Bat Country = Stage 1, Astral Stair = 2, Tiny Bridge = 4).||

[radiant junco]

So good reason it’s not very well known

[viscid ridge]

||its scope creep lmao||

[final ferry]

Mind if I ask for a link if possible? If it's lost to time, that's fine, don't worry about it.

[viscid ridge]

||every inverse remix was larger than the last||

[viscid ridge]

||unexpected like actual RPG mechanics ||

[final ferry]

"Trying to keep updates plain and simple"

Lol. Lmao.

[viscid ridge]

||even the pickup bonus stages are experiencing scope creep as well lol||

[final ferry]

And don't even get us started on the DLCs!

[viscid ridge]

[final ferry]

(seriously poncle if you read these posts please chill for the next one, we don't need another ""20+"" characters)

[viscid ridge]

we probably know that one of the next pickup stages is going to be pretty large considering ||it has a stage map||
||pyroclasym my beloved||

[final ferry]

Okay, theory: I think pyroclasym is gonna be ||whatever stage the image on the OST page is teasing. Whether or not that's a DLC, who knows, but considering there's fire and the codename has "pyro" in the name, it's a natural fit.||

(spoilers for upcoming content)

||Wait, it's gonna be the Fritto pickup stage, of course it is lol.||

[viscid ridge]

||looks like bone zone inverse||
oh god

[viscid ridge]

also yeah it will almost certainly be that

[final ferry]

||I mean, there are 4 skeleton characters, that's certainly not impossible...||

[viscid ridge]

||coop will be for floor chickens||
makes a lot of sense

||it might even drop with online co op||

[final ferry]

||Would make sense, considering the naming convention.||

[viscid ridge]

||well yeah it is chicken themed lol||
||im also wanting kitty san and rikki chan to release sooner rather than later||

[final ferry]

||What codename do we think it's gonna be for the Magnet pickup stage? Emeralds, maybe, to signify how Magnets give you gems?||

[final ferry]

||...respectfully, who?||

[viscid ridge]

||i originally thought it would be for 54 but that didnt happen||

[radiant junco]

||characters seen in directer’s cut. They are cats||

[final ferry]

||Ah, I see, found 'em in that one video. I could definitely see them being in the Coop update, considering Gatti's chicken synergy.||

[final ferry]

||Looking through this FAQ at the moment, guess it really is intentional at this point, huh?||

[radiant junco]

it's been intentional

for

ever

[final ferry]

Fair, I suppose ||Rapidus Fio|| is living proof of that lol.

[mystic pecan]

plus if they fix it then ||ferryman|| is locked

[mystic pecan]

or on carlo cart and hectic highway (contra)

[tender narwhal]

didn't dairy plant's inverse end up being laborratory?

[final ferry]

No, that was the Rosary pickup stage (I could see them reusing some assets from it, though).

[tender narwhal]

isn't that moonspell inverse?

sorry thought you brought up whiteout

misread

[final ferry]

You're good lol. I think Whiteout is less "Inverse stage," more "best we could do to make DLC base game without ripping DLC buyers off," kinda like Space 54 for Emergency Meeting.

wait what if that's what west woods is on the roadmap it's this but for Foscari

[uncut quarry]

i think it would be funny to have a costco stage. where you can buy hotdogs for 150 gold.

https://tenor.com/view/enogh-is-enough-gif-7740873707594491455

[final ferry]

An even bigger stage than Ode to Castlevania since Costcos are unfathomably huge irl.

[uncut quarry]

indeed.

it would be so funny to see a stage where its just ikea vs costco

the ultimate war

[final ferry]

New DLC: Retail themed.

[uncut quarry]

true

instead of surviving

you work a 9-5

[tender narwhal]

personally I thought every post-launch base-game stage was an inverse stage (would you be surprised if I said I thought space 54 was inverse polus replica)

[coral fulcrum]

Add one billion lions as a character, unlocked by beating 1 billion enemies on a new stage that only has lions.

[final ferry]

So where does that leave Room 1665?

(also, looking at it, I can actually see your thinking on most of these lol)

[tender narwhal]

see that doesn't count because it's not in the checkmark list

[final ferry]

Fair, honestly.

Something I just noticed about the for-sure inverse stages: they have Transformation gems (like for Mortaccio), which so far only Bat Country, Astral Stair, and Tiny Bridge have. Plus, the way things are organized implies a specific section for inverse stages in the order of their originals, which would be weird if Laborratory was an inverse of Dairy.

[final ferry]

(also side note I just realized that CARLO CART WAS THIS FOR THE CONTRA DLC'S RACING STAGE)

[quasi ginkgo]

new char poe 2 (poe with a hat) that every level up only get candybox or arma dio on level up options, make you build your poe build easier.

[final ferry]

Darkana XX: A Fading Rest - Counterpart to Silent Old Sanctuary

Allows you to ignore active weapon slots, essentially allowing you to get infinite weapons, but for every active weapon above 6 you have, increases cooldown by 5%.

[nimble valley]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/945291007690436628/1317321742036897883/Untitled_design_1.gif

☕

[knotty root]

Morph Bianca into a 🚂 , into of Death, and Into An actual 🐎

[final ferry]

(Upcoming content spoiler) ||The Director's Cut footage we've seen actually confirms the Ambrojoe one, since he turns into one of those mythical eggs from Astral Stair.

As for Bianca, she just turns into a big ol' lady.||

[mystic pecan]

prolly still won't save carrello from sucking

[final ferry]

Idk, I have faith in her to at least become usable.

[mystic pecan]

poe should have hidden ||stamazza|| reskined to be his cane

[knotty root]

Out of curiousity. Do you think Bianca is a ghost? or a Dead Molisano?

||If you are thinking latter, I'm having a headcanon of her sprouting mushrooms on her head.||

[mystic pecan]

I think the Molisanos are possessed by ghosts and the Dead Moliansos are just the plants dying and the spirits bring released

in other words
👻
🪴

[tender narwhal]

I think the dead molisianos are just normal actual ghost to symbolize the darker nature of il molise

[mystic pecan]

add someone singing this after the draculo idea @final ferry (sorry for ping) made:
my name is poe ratcho
and i am proud to be
right back in my home stage
with my new survivors
theres old friends and new friends and even a dog
through good times and bad times
its true love we share
and so i found a stage
where everyone will know
my happy bearded face
this is the vampire surviors!

[final ferry]

This vocal track would play during the sequence described in the replied message.

(this is a joke btw, realistically it would probably be ||a rearrangement of Cosmic Delight, with some Forest Night Fever mixed in for good measure||)

[final ferry]

Balatro DLC. Includes no characters or weapons, but instead includes a casino stage containing the Gambleazzo, acting as a 3rd set of Arcanas that don't function great on their own, but synergize extremely well with the right build.

(Yes, I only thought of this due to the Game Awards rendition of the theme lol)

[coral fulcrum]

jimbo should be a character, also, a card that has biscompte draculo on it (still not the vampire)

[final ferry]

I actually came up with an idea for the Vampire Joker, but it wouldn't make sense without either the Moonspell or Ode DLC.

Negates health drain. Every time your health would've been drained, gain +0.01 Recovery.

(also, idea for Jimbo: gains a random Jokana (one of the new ones) every 2 minutes, up to 5)

[mystic pecan]

someone edit cherry bomb over the soccer ball

[uncut quarry]

Why Do We Survive Vampires?

Vsurvivor . 999M views . 1 day ago

[quasi ginkgo]

alive => not dead
survive => not die
found vampire =>
not found vampire => alive

do and repeat

[echo lintel]

"TRUE" seal option
prevents sealed items to show up in weapon selectors/on the ground

[final ferry]

Unironically great idea, if only to make Hail to The Future less broken for those who want to use it and not instantly win lol.

[hybrid pike]

Add one weapon and item that is just every weapon and item respectively

[final ferry]

Okay, but it also multiplies your Might, Area, Speed, and Duration by 0.01, making it a 100th of what it would normally be in order to make up for it.

[hybrid pike]

No, don't be a coward

[final ferry]

Fair enough lol, this is Vampire Survivors, after all.

[viscid ridge]

metronome VS version

[final ferry]

Triggers a random weapon every 5 seconds. This would actually really fun lol.

[viscid ridge]

yeah like actually
i would actually love that

pure chaos

[final ferry]

Scales with both Cooldown and Luck (Makes evos more likely), along with the weapons themselves being effected by their respective stats.

Wait, hear me out: instead of Greatest Jubilee...

[hybrid pike]

Do a crossover with Microsoft

Which property?

Windows

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XeewqMkwxM

[quasi ginkgo]

notepad level up 😁

[final ferry]

A crossover adventure that puts all the collab DLCs together. Would be very silly, as you can't exactly take Castlevania characters next to Amogus seriously.

[mystic pecan]

would be called "le randoom shiite"

[viscid ridge]

[mystic pecan]

randoom

it's just every dlc map overlayed over each other with a transparency of like 50%

[final ferry]

I was moreso thinking 1 stage for every collab DLC (we'll probably get enough for at least 5 eventually), with some humorous flavor text as their descriptions.

[mystic pecan]

but don't you kinda wanna see what this would look like though?

[final ferry]

i mean a bit but It would be an unplayable mess, even by Vampire Survivors standards.

[mystic pecan]

dude.

[final ferry]

Okay, but that's player-made chaos that you need to ramp up to. A map like Randoom would be chaotic right off the bat.

[mystic pecan]

||chaos||

:trollface:

[echo lintel]

HAOS
from resident evil 6

[uncut quarry]

the GOD weapon with GOD stats and GOD evolution

[final ferry]

||Personally, I prefer...||

[quasi ginkgo]

imagine a coop: poe, order, peppino, garlic (garlic char daniboy came up)

[echo lintel]

oops! all garlic

[coral fulcrum]

new stage
minute 1-10:only astral eggs
minue 10-20:only kissunes and orichamaros(the moonspell one)
minute 20-30:white hands that are actually enemies but they still can't die and set hp to 0 as usual

[quasi ginkgo]

seal counterpart when? (you choose only the itens you want and everything else becomes unavailable on the run)

[slow crag]

Gemini but for powerups

[coral fulcrum]

banish counterpart:when used, the item will now appear every level, including limit break, even when everything else is not maxed out

[deft haven]

That's just Cornell's custos lmao

[prime hornet]

Add sand to the game.

[final ferry]

Unironically, a beach map would be kinda fun.

[knotty root]

How about quicksand? Everyone moves super slow in these terrain and are as good as

[mystic pecan]

in sand peppino just freezes entirely

[coral fulcrum]

it summons a white hand that despawns when you get out of it to simulate the sinking

[mystic pecan]

character that gains +5% might per 10 levels and isn't affected by the might cap

maybe a adventure reward

[quasi ginkgo]

new char: playable spider, likes: witches / dislike: bats

[coral fulcrum]

character that has ramdomised cooldown every 5 seconds

[mystic pecan]

character that starts with a bajillion eggs

[final ferry]

Queen Sigma 2: Starts with stats equivalent to this. Starts with maxed Victory Sword, Sole Solution, and Torrona's Box.

[echo lintel]

character that uncaps ALL stats (this includes amount and cdr)
-# also includes enemy cap cause YES

[quasi ginkgo]

|| beat all game with all characters just going with garlic and sealing all other weapons, once done the start screen flashes and Vampire survivors become Garlic Survivors for one second ||

[final ferry]

Semi-serious suggestion incoming:

New relic: Greedy Urn. Unlocked by unlocking every Arcana and Darkana. Allows certain characters to start with an Arcana.

More specifically, if a character has an unlock associated with an Arcana, as many base game characters do, they will now start with the Arcana they unlocked, similar to a lot of the Castlevania characters. For example, since Antonio unlocks the Beginning Arcana by reaching level 50, he would now start with Beginning in all runs. This would also include Darkana unlocks where applicable, which would make characters that unlock Darkanas... a LOT better lol. Don't worry, though, this relic would be sealable, so you can go back to the normal versions if you would like.

(I was also considering applying this to stages that unlock Arcanas, such as Mad Forest to Mad Groove, but then I remembered that Capella Magna unlocks Game Killer, which... no)

[quasi ginkgo]

Darkana that delete your starting weapon and gives 3 levels, and each level up gives a small chance for a evolved weapon to appear as an option to pick on level up till the run ends.

[final ferry]

Even if you have full weapon slots, or no?

[quasi ginkgo]

yup

you lose a weapon, you can get another on level up.

the trick for no drawbacks is if your starting weapon is not a evolved one and if you evolve you not gonna lose the evolved version and even so get the benefit to get another weapon

a char with a good amount of skips/rerolls could get a full set of evolved weapons fast (sigma for example).

sealing non-evolved weapons would make it even faster

[quasi ginkgo]

looks a little weak but in a stage like 1665 or stronger it could be awesome to get strong fast.

[wheat spire]

John Survivor: he survive-a da vampire!

[mystic pecan]

starts with every weapon, evolution and passive

[quasi ginkgo]

#1282537472844370001 message

[wheat spire]

No

No way

[uncut quarry]

jeff the land shark

[wheat spire]

ROT

EXPLODE

[mystic pecan]

it consumes

[uncut quarry]

what did my boy jeff ever do huh

[wheat spire]

https://tenor.com/view/jeff-the-shark-marvel-rivals-kill-jeff-the-shark-yowd-gif-7825075933685935821

[mystic pecan]

what's the suggestion here

[wheat spire]

suggestion: curbstomp Jeff landshark

[quasi ginkgo]

shift weapon fusion: get some of the effects of different weapons and fuse them into anothte weapon. Example: shiftfusion of JustVent and NOFUTURE could either come NOvent or JustFUTURE.

[prime hornet]

“Does not recieve new weapons or items on leveling up. Press c to recieve a candybox. Press b to recieve an arma dio.”

[uncut quarry]

JEFFF

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DONT DO IT

[quartz quest]

with the wings make the character jump over enemies instead of making them faster they jump higher

[mystic pecan]

@uncut quarry

gawlf

[uncut quarry]

goholf

[wheat spire]

https://tenor.com/view/golf-pizza-tower-title-card-funny-gif-18042296608631198280

[echo lintel]

4d golf

5d chess

[uncut quarry]

6d checkers

[echo lintel]

#🐦vs-socials KFC collab

[mystic pecan]

it's peak

reskin to be this

[delicate grove]

A character that can level up Sealed Weapons and Passives by taking them from Candyboxes and Arma Dios, or from stages if they're present there as a Stage Pickup.

[coral fulcrum]

add the creature from castlevania as a character, if you play multiplayer with the creature and the flea man, the entire floor is electrified. that would be a reference to the ssbu spirit of both of them combined. yes i know it's a reference to a boss fight in the first 2 castlevanias but the wiki says that this fight is called "Frankenstein and igor" instead of "the creature and the flea man" so it would be a funny way to emulate that fight.

[nimble valley]

can I asko who is this character in the adventures?

[slow crag]

We don't know (yet)

[nimble valley]

blasphemous mockery

[echo lintel]

a relic that allows you to pick multiple options at once in a levelup (or even weapon selectors) by paying gold (or eggs)

[slow crag]

Super ultra omega ultimate candybox 3

[nimble valley]

oooh

[slow crag]

:Revolutions

[nimble valley]

her mask she's more like related to those atlanteans

[final ferry]

Unironically good idea alert!

[delicate grove]

A character that increases enemy spawn quantity by 1 per level, without a cap

[quasi ginkgo]

char that each 1 second randomly remove one single entity (enemy, boss, or even the char) from the map, if your char got removed it is perma death with whitehand, in 30 min it is 1800 ticks and your char gotta need to don't be picked by rng in other to continue the run till the end.

[quasi ginkgo]

challenge: endless, most time without being picked by rng (challenge differs stage, one challenge count per specific stage)

[knotty root]

Have each player pick separate Arcana in coop so we can do some silly challenges like : I'm a sapling .Please protect me~

[quasi ginkgo]

Playable Mecha Cat

[coral fulcrum]

starts with gatti amari, except you are the cat and you need to slash the enemies yourself

[mystic pecan]

new weapon: Poe-wer of sire

[echo lintel]

||chaos|| but its poe
poe-aos

[ancient rune]

Evil Poe

[echo lintel]

poe-acula

poe draculo

[mystic pecan]

poe fleaman

[slow crag]

Strongest character meets the weakest character

[mystic pecan]

he just starts with garlic everything else is the same

[coral fulcrum]

divapoe thelma

[ebon forge]

Poe is actually the vampire and when you play as him everyone you kill is the vampire survivor and you are killing the survivors

[echo lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/what-is-a-man-van-zieks-symphony-of-the-night-great-ace-attorney-have-at-you-gif-23188109

van zieks as a dracula/alucard skin

[echo lintel]

astro bot collab

[mystic pecan]

these specific cats update

also option to give yourself a lobotomy

[quasi ginkgo]

each arcana and darkana become playable characters

[ebon forge]

wait

what do you mean by joke

thats a great idea

[final ferry]

||I mean, Ode already has 1 character for each arcana, I wouldn't be surprised if we got characters that started with darkanas in the future. (I know that wasn't exactly what you meant, but still)||

[echo lintel]

reskin reaper/ender/directer/cv death to fleaman
real final boss

[final ferry]

I mean, with the doppelganger boss in Ode to Castlevania, you can technically already fight Fleaman as a boss lol.

[uncut quarry]

a fleaman mode where every sprite is replaced with fleaman

[ebon forge]

this isnt a joke suggestion

this is a good idea

[nimble valley]

A five-stage passive item that makes time advance, per level, adds a multiplicative 10% attack speed, 10% projectile speed, 10% timer speed, and 10% growth

[final ferry]

This would be a great spell lol.

[mystic pecan]

"fleapocalypse"

[coral fulcrum]

New power up called bind that is just a seal that only works on spellbinder. You can't seal spellbinder anymore because of this addition.

[final ferry]

To make this slightly less pointless, also binds every weapon that evolves from Spellbinder without using up any seals, making setting up specific builds slightly easier.

[radiant junco]

Nono

It will force you to pick those weapons (they are all banished at level 1)

[coral fulcrum]

it also seals levelin'eh because i want to be able to seal that one again

[final ferry]

Ah, a challenge power-up, like Curse used to be before power creep happened.

[radiant junco]

You also cant disable or refund it

It’s bound to your account

[final ferry]

"bound"

Nice one.

[final ferry]

Well, its description says Duration effects amount, so I guess that works. By that logic, however, Santa Javelin must also go.

[coral fulcrum]

it also works like the pokemon mive bind where it deals damage to the character every turn (so like every 2 seconds)

[final ferry]

Well, at least that makes the ||vampire|| characters better in comparison...

[coral fulcrum]

this is not health drain it is self damage that also happens to be 1/16 of max health

health drain would be a move like leech seed

[final ferry]

Ah, like Gatti Amari, got it.

So, what you're saying is, Bind makes the game basically unplayable.

[coral fulcrum]

it's still playable for a solid 32 seconds

assuming you don't get hit a single time

[final ferry]

64 on Hurry mode! :D

[viscid ridge]

**Pokémon moves as VS weapons could be really cool **

[final ferry]

wait hold up you're right

[coral fulcrum]

explosion:you die, but every enemy recieves ten quadrillion damage

[final ferry]

Good with revives.

[coral fulcrum]

removes all of your revives unless you happen to play as a duo character or multiplayer and the other has revival blessing which has no other use

[viscid ridge]

it doesnt kill you but it just leaves you at 1 hp if you were at max hp

[final ferry]

Baton Pass: Switches you to a different character every minute, but allows you to keep all your stat buffs (like from arcanas or Scan) and items.

[coral fulcrum]

and then it deals 1 self damage

[viscid ridge]

they could be activated with a charge mechanic
ticking time bomb

[coral fulcrum]

memento:you die, but every enemy is defanged and is at 1 hp

[viscid ridge]

metronome
self explanatory (would be chaos)

[final ferry]

Heavy Slam: Damage is increased by Weight. This update also adds the Weight stat, which is unique for every single character.

[viscid ridge]

new stat just dropped

[coral fulcrum]

all three elemental pledges are a fusion and they become boomburst

[radiant junco]

Quincy

[uncut quarry]

quincy btd6
Nothing gets past my bow!

https://tenor.com/view/quincy-bloons-td-6-btd6-nothing-gets-past-my-bow-gif-16618637765723925675

[coral fulcrum]

round:big loud circle like a temporary garlic that gets stronger and bigger and louder every time it is used

[final ferry]

||If you're playing with a duo character, this instantly kills your partner.

And if you get this on the partner character, you just instantly die.||

[viscid ridge]

actually interesting scaling weapon idea
wouldnt scale fast though

[coral fulcrum]

the sounds will do all of the scaling

[uncut quarry]

what if there was just an upgrade called Death that kills you upon starting a run

[final ferry]

Alternatively, it could shrink if you don't use it.

[coral fulcrum]

it seems that you have forgotten about the concept of cooldown

do you have to press the a button/left click every time

[viscid ridge]

it could be with the charge mechanic

[final ferry]

Okay, wait, hear me out:

-1 Revival, but gain boosts in every other stat.

Make it a risk/reward thing.

[viscid ridge]

where you have stand still for it to scale

giving it a risk to use

[coral fulcrum]

if you have negative revival at the end of a run it removes gold instead of giving some

[final ferry]

No, WAIT, better idea: gets rid of ALL your revives, and gives you stat boosts for every one you lost.

[coral fulcrum]

i swear someone already suggested a serious darkana that does that

[final ferry]

AWAKE DARKANA COUNTERPART

(would be absolutely broken on Luminaire btw)

[coral fulcrum]

would be even more broken with sammy with two octillion eggs

[final ferry]

Well, tbf, at that point, everything's broken (I know that's the joke).

also unlock condition is getting 5 Bats Bats Bats clones at a time

[mystic pecan]

you have to press a button to activate it

[final ferry]

Pressing a button? In Vampire Survivors?! Blasphemy!

[mystic pecan]

A Mockery of the game design

[final ferry]

||"What is this travesty? Poncle is supposed to bring simplicity to gaming, not join a demented trend for the sake of more interesting mechanics!

I, Grabin, will not allow for this mockery!

I'LL ERASE THESE BUTTONS MYSELF!"||

[radiant junco]

Update 2.0.0 adds a single qte.
#🧛vs-general explodes from people struggling

[final ferry]

The weapon/character that uses it ranks at the bottom of every tier list due to difficulty of use.

[mystic pecan]

new stat: social credit

[echo lintel]

darkana of awake should be asleep
makes the computer (and probably also you) asleep

[echo lintel]

plan c be like

[echo lintel]

collab with hello penguin 🐧

[delicate grove]

A Sacred Bunny Familiar, perhaps with Discus or Gale Force as its starting weapon.

The inspiration behind this idea is where the joke is. #🦜off-topic message

[uncut quarry]

a skylanders themed vampire survivors update themed around chillbill and only chillbill because chillbill is awesome as fuck

god i cant word shit right

the 0 minutes of sleep is getting to me

[ebon forge]

wait someone who remembers skylanders? THATS AWESOME, but you forgot broccoli guy too since broccoli guy and chilbill are tight

[echo lintel]

forsaken mode
gives all enemies hp x level effect

[quasi ginkgo]

at that mode grown is set by 999999999% multiplier

only way to play well is with gamekiller

or if there comes a Darkana that turns exp negative and allow the character to delevel till level zero.

[coral fulcrum]

the z axis

[echo lintel]

we all know that luck affects many things. time to make it affect everything.

[final ferry]

Whenever any value would be calculated (damage, exp, eta), adds a very low chance for it to be increased by 1, which is effected by luck. This can trigger indefinitely for the same value until the roll fails.

[radiant junco]

when the roll fails, the effect is doubled, but given to the next character in the roster

(if they hit it)

[final ferry]

"next character" as in, the one to the right of them on the character select screen (ex. Antonio would give it to Imelda)?

[radiant junco]

yes

[final ferry]

Got it, this would be a very slight buff to ||Chaos|| since it has no character to give it to.

[radiant junco]

it justs loops back around

:)

[final ferry]

Okay nvm, that's funnier. Add an indicator for stored values in the character select screen as well, for the sake of number go up.

[prime hornet]

Make luck affect the chance for enemies to drop xp

[radiant junco]

granted: enemies can now be lucky and not drop xp

[mystic pecan]

enemies can be lucky and spawn with +7649394086352835937525384949937262749% more curse

[coral fulcrum]

luck has a chance to change enemies and put some from easier stages and waves

[prime hornet]

Luck has a chance to give you an extra revival when the stalker kills you

[quasi ginkgo]

luck giving a chance whitehand kills himself instead of killing the char.

[coral fulcrum]

luck can give you more than 4 level up options

[quasi ginkgo]

luck giving a chance to turning back your last gameplay on that same stage you are, it brings it as a shadow that helps you doing exactaly what you did on the previous run (you could even follow it and see how you did played the run before on that stage).

[delicate grove]

Imagine a character that could level up Sealed/Banished weapons and passives by taking them from a Candybox, or as a Stage Pickup

[radiant junco]

replace the background music of bone zone with bones by imagine dragons

the volume increases based on both the size of sketamari and how close you are to it

[mystic pecan]

swap poe and peppino in the character selection

[uncut quarry]

omg i love imagine dragons

do this pls

[slow crag]

Or bones by Will Wood

[echo lintel]

or bad to the bones

[delicate grove]

||Imagine dragon deez nuts||

[quasi ginkgo]

Benjamin Button mode: you start with poe and the more you progress the more Poe get younger and unlocks stuffs from his younth.

[plucky grove]

Until he flat out stops moving then vanishes.

[quasi ginkgo]

garlic deserves another evolution beyond soul eater

[coral fulcrum]

Spirit devourer, it is a potato, like soul eater, which is an onion.

[quasi ginkgo]

the more kills spirit devourer get the higher is the weapon's range [kills requirement for increment: 1000 x 2^tier, each tier adds +20 range], the bonus range is unlimited and caps don't apply to it.

[quasi ginkgo]

it could also get an extra evolution beyond: astral demise which is a lemon

[night saddle]

give slashes the ability to bounce off enemies

[last girder]

Let us drive the carts in Dairy Plant and commit vehicular manslaughter

[night saddle]

make poe's adventure skin tilt the screen like the chair he sits on

[slow crag]

Carlo Cart already exists

[last girder]

But you can't commit vehicular manslaughter

[slow crag]

You can with rapidus fio

[night saddle]

Make missingn move 90 degrees in a different direction rather than the one you're holding

[quasi ginkgo]

Make missingn with low luck to have a chance to get lost in the map (you lose control for 30 seconds and he randomly walk in the map during that time) tiggers once every 2 minutes while his luck is low (below 50%).

[echo lintel]

raxdflipnote collab. we go gambling

[night saddle]

make missingn change all the equipment he has ,the stage,the current time(below 30 minutes tho) ,his x and y axis,which way he's facing and what enemies spawn every single second

if you want hell,make it every frame

[final ferry]

Megalo Missingno, ladies, gentlemen, and others.

[night saddle]

[tranquil gull]

make pou overpowered

[wheat spire]

When's the Vampire Survivors yuri update coming out?

[quasi ginkgo]

Tangram Characters or monsters

example of tangrams

[slow crag]

All of the female VS characters are in a lesbian polyamorous relationship

[wheat spire]

So what you're saying is this means I have a chance with Concetta Caciotta

[crisp gorge]

pixelate it

[quasi ginkgo]

https://discord.com/channels/904353235006017556/1282537472844370001

[last girder]

Make this game realistic, it clearly isn't and i hate it, it sucks, i'm crying so hard because of this
A person can't use 6 weapons at the same time
An old man with a garlic won't defeat an army of monsters
Having a book with absolutely nothing written on it won't make you use your weapons faster
A dog can't fart flowers or defeat an army of monsters with them
Opening chests while having a weapon and a specific object won't turn your weapon into a better version
Why are the strong monsters even carrying chests
An army of monsters has absolutely no reason to attack a literal tree, which is killing anything that approaches for some reason, even though i'm pretty sure trees can't do that
Why are there rings and weird red arrows everywhere? They have no reason to be there
Why is there an army of monsters everywhere? Nowhere is safe, even in the only place where there's no army of monsters, literal death will go kill you for no reason
Why is there an army of monsters in the first place? Unless every character is actually schizophrenic, there shouldn't be an army of monsters because monsters aren't real.

[quasi ginkgo]

Omelette of Golden eggs

[echo lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/senator-armstrong-omelette-mother-of-all-omelettes-metal-gear-rising-revengeance-gif-23813585

[echo lintel]

collab with multiple games at the same time, but make it only cosmetic
name it friends of poe
-# definitely not copying balatro

[quasi ginkgo]

on that collab there is a mirroed stage getting piece of other games stages reversed and turned into pixels and joined together to make this collab stage.

[mystic pecan]

garlic as a projectile weapon.
throw it and it creates the garlic effect around the projectile

[quasi ginkgo]

garlic 2

[coral fulcrum]

since centralis custos is garlic slightly above you, make 359 other weapons like that for every natural number in the angles

[mystic pecan]

new spell: "moneypls", adds one coin to the players gold count (affected by greed in the power ups screen ofc)

[echo lintel]

can only be used once cause yes

[mystic pecan]

best update

[mystic pecan]

this is like the most tame joke suggestion that I could acctually see being in the game

[uncut quarry]

and then you add a spell called nomoneypls that removes one coin from the players gold count

[quasi ginkgo]

New spell "restinpeace", makes the char on your next run start with one less revive.

[echo lintel]

#🐦vs-socials
family guy collab

[quasi ginkgo]

|| after that code mortaccio instead would already start the run on his morphed version ||

[mystic pecan]

effects all weapons

[prime hornet]

New Darkana: All Arcanas affect all weapons

[coral fulcrum]

new darkana:all weapons and passives become familiars that still take a slot, they level up every few levels like familiars normally do and they can each get non-familiar passives that also affect the player

[echo lintel]

new passive: lich's eye bullets
you can evolve weapons without their respective passive (only affects non-union evolutions available in super candybox)

[slow crag]

Wait this is peak actually, cool for an effect of the lich as a character

[quasi ginkgo]

new darkana: Beyond Reality, adds a 2% chance on every step for a random stat increase on the run (just like paranormal scan stat boost).

[mystic pecan]

the guys on the arcana as characters

[echo lintel]

also the guys on

[coral fulcrum]

the dice on hail from the future as a character

[echo lintel]

the hands on as characters

[coral fulcrum]

also this guy

[echo lintel]

lich's eye bullets also substitutes EXACTLY ONE weapon in unions
so for example requires only one gun but requires 2 spell weapons

[coral fulcrum]

also this snake

[slow crag]

Move from undead unluck

[echo lintel]

D100 character

D∞ character

[coral fulcrum]

trisection character

[viscid ridge]

brimstone character

(Azazel)

[echo lintel]

tboi does have the amount of content to make a otc-tier collab 🤔

[coral fulcrum]

wikipedia collab

[echo lintel]

EVERYTHING in the game now has a description, found in a new wiki menu

[viscid ridge]

||released alongside the new wiki ||

[coral fulcrum]

every person that has a wikipedia article is a character

every place mentionned on wikipedia is a new stage, alongside the main hub for them, called the interweb

[echo lintel]

every item are weapons/passives and every historic events are adventures

[viscid ridge]

...

[coral fulcrum]

every animal is an enemy

[quasi ginkgo]

Browser's Cookies becomes Bosses

[coral fulcrum]

there are many piles of secret, each containing about 500

[echo lintel]

yes, this means a ww2 based adventure

[coral fulcrum]

it really is hard to think of ideas for this without getting too political

[hybrid pike]

If you want to go all out, make the German with the funny mustache a vampire

[quasi ginkgo]

makes UNO as a weapon

[coral fulcrum]

make dracula (the book) a character ||yes i know||

[echo lintel]

: everyone has uno, [swear word]. it came free with your [curse word] garlic

[quasi ginkgo]

hidden collectable pieces of material on all stages || to make gadges for some chars like a shield for exdash, an armor for peppino, a skate for poe, slingshot for genaro and so on||

[uncut quarry]

uncensored version: EVERYONE HAS UNO DIPSHIT! IT CAME FREE WITH YOUR FUCKING XBOX!

i must be eviland show everyone the evil swear words

muhahaha

[viscid ridge]

||you are forgetting that this is already referenced in VS||

[echo lintel]

i know :)

[echo lintel]

: well i dont have it. i have the oldest garlic known to man

[coral fulcrum]

if there was a otc scale professor layton crossover, i would want garland to be the final character, and he would have 20 hidden garlics with different stats that randomize every second

this is no joke, i just feel that now is not the time to double the game with non original content, but perhaps later

[uncut quarry]

lets add garfield to the game.

[mystic pecan]

no you don't I got mine day one you [curse word]ing mudman

[quasi ginkgo]

SirAmbrojoe got his very first garlic inside a piano, and gave it to poe.

[echo lintel]

: well mine didnt have it and-
: YOU HAVE UNO YOU [curseword]

: i dont have it you [curse]ing celestial being

[mystic pecan]

: POE, GO TO IT IN THE ARCADE AND YOU'LL BE ABLE TO DOWNLOAD IT FOR FREE.
YOU ING DUMB SURVIVOR.

[quasi ginkgo]

: Don't come out with bullshit riddles to me, How would I know what is a download?

[knotty root]

Made an episode 'Un film di VS' and this time it's and Master Libarian in the Library over a Karma Coin.

[hollow ermine]

Not a bad idea tbh (only if it is executed well)
Minecraft Wiki has a mod with a similar purpose called "Hey Wiki"

Also, for my joke suggestion, we need goku dlc

And for April Fool's day, make all the text in the game Arabic and unchangeable

e.g. ( ملك الثوم) بو راتشو

[hollow ermine]

Speaking of which, whoever can figure out what it says will get a free floor chicken

Also, give poe admin and God status in general

Give him full privileges to all of the VS communities: the discord, the subreddit, and the wiki. he deserves it all, all because of his beautiful stinky garlic

And make him able to kill the white death too, while we're at it

[coral fulcrum]

this says "([gigachad emoji] garlic king) poe ratcho" now give me chicken

[hollow ermine]

Correct

Here's some floor chicken:

[quasi ginkgo]

new char fake sammy, it doesn't get any gold [to your balance, gold is just exp] but keep attacking with all gold you have on the game each hit is 1 gold and every time you level up his weapon it spend more gold and become stronger, at level 2 it spend 2 golds and dmg multiplied by 2 and keep going that way, on level 7 it spends 7 gold and dmg is multiplied by 7, while on level 8 max level it spends 9 gold per hit and dmg is multiplied by 10 instead (from base).

[ebon forge]

Car, car go fast and car go road, car no go space it 1 shots all things including the death's and reapers, you can get weapons but all you need to do is touch enemies, car has 20000000000000000000000000% speed

[hollow ermine]

New idea: weapon skins
For the first suggestion, I want a Gatti Amari but the cats are replaced with sammies

I'd wanna keep a Sammy as a pet

The VS dream in general: be a retired Poe who produces stinky garlic on his one hand, eats floor chicken on the other, and has a pet Sammy, all while having found the Vampire and having him killed

[radiant junco]

build a walmart over il molise

every stage now also has car-dependent infrastructure

[uncut quarry]

build a costco instead

we're costco guys, of course we go shopping while surviving vampires

[mystic pecan]

please

also replace "Summon Il Moise" with "Construct Wal-Mart"

[hollow ermine]

make a skin of poe ratcho showing who is poe ratcho's wife

[uncut quarry]

add om nom from cut the rope so i can beat the shit out of him

[hollow ermine]

make sammy in real life

[radiant junco]

limit the doors in astral stair to 2

[uncut quarry]

we would all die

[radiant junco]

behind the first door is unlimited bacon, but no games

behind the other is games, unlimited games, but no games

[uncut quarry]

i know which oneim choosing

[hollow ermine]

still need the goku dlc

and sonic as a character with his starter weapon being the wings lmao

and rename rosary to "rosemary" cuz, for whatever reason, my brother, who also plays vs, keeps calling it that

[mystic pecan]

rename to "the fucking fire thing" because that's what I keep calling it

[hollow ermine]

Add more food items to the game, we know Italians like more than just floor chicken: they also like pizza, pasta, wall chicken, ceiling chicken, roof chicken, underground chicken, and last but not least, sky chicken!!!

[coral fulcrum]

call it an nft since that is what it is

[hollow ermine]

A DLC that adds all of Poe's family members. It includes his wife, 4 kids, and 7 grandkids.
Note: they all start with garlic

And let's not forget he has a pet cow that also uses garlic

And he is goku's 4th cousin, so goku will also be added to the dlc

[quasi ginkgo]

[quasi ginkgo]

poe looks somehow alike to master roshi from dragonball

[hollow ermine]

[rugged aurora]

Sure. Make them all Amount characters since we've got a ton of duplicates of those anyway.

[quasi ginkgo]

master roshi according to dragonball have about 432 years, poe must be roshi's cousin

[hollow ermine]

They're all reskins of Poe

Just give them different names and appearances, cuz y'know, for aesthetic purposes of course

And price it at $19.99

But if you used Poe for at least 500 matches and killed a total of 10 million enemies with just Poe, the DLC becomes $19.98 instead

[mystic pecan]

new stage: flaming mcdonalds

[hybrid pike]

Waffle House

[mystic pecan]

enemies can't spawn there
too much security

[coral fulcrum]

you are the enemy of the staff

[hollow ermine]

New character: CaseOh
Has no weapon, but instead, he consumes enemies
When he becomes level 80, he takes up most of the screen and any enemy touching him would die

[echo lintel]

enemies are resprited to burgers 🍔

[tender narwhal]

Lore-accurate

[echo lintel]

add sunscreen
without context

[mystic pecan]

someone with zero context on that one conversation about staf eating sunscreen

[uncut quarry]

staf will never hear the end of the sunscreen thing 😭

[radiant junco]

https://tenor.com/view/bocchi-bocchitherock-hitori-gotou-ぼっちざろっく-anime-gif-26895033

[uncut quarry]

[echo lintel]

-# i actually have like zero knowledge on why the sunscreen became popular in #🦜off-topic

[radiant junco]

i said rambutans tasted like sunscreen

[viscid ridge]

genuine question are you fine with the sunscreen joke @radiant junco?

[radiant junco]

idc

[echo lintel]

oh

[radiant junco]

sun atlantean character that starts with la borra and laurel

[uncut quarry]

im still going to kill you for that btw