💬gameplay-discussion

[pallid inlet]

But boshi is always in her atk form

So 10 total

[echo oar]

oh I just realized, this was a practical example of how the krkg damage chart is misleading

that team did 3.3M, and at a glance, it looks like hibiki did more than iroha

[empty verge]

Is that Venezuelan currency

[opaque dagger]

I mean, every hit on not main body is double counted, we already know this

[grim finch]

rena

[echo oar]

yeeee

wait who's "we"

[marble gust]

had 9mil left so 1.5m x4 is only 6mil

[marble gust]

many except you

[echo oar]

whoa hey I already knew this long ago

nobody else did!!!!

had a whole convo with coha on it

[opaque dagger]

Ye and some people in gpd were telling me I'm wrong

Had the entire debate and testing in gpd when Kurokage was running

[frail glen]

https://tenor.com/view/elden-ring-rykard-snake-gif-25916854

TOGETHA

[echo oar]

sounds like the norm

[pallid inlet]

How much could the best shanako team do to lunatic on average

[opaque dagger]

Isn't it like, 90-100m?

[echo oar]

though uh, isn't iroha's bounce damage on the souls too

[pallid inlet]

If so I’d have to deal the remaining hp with the rest of my team

[echo oar]

wouldn't that be double counted

[pallid inlet]

What about boshi

[steady prairie]

if we're talking max limit bald then it's like 115m on main shana team

[orchid axle]

Eternally feeling you

[empty verge]

You and me... We're invincible - together
We can be, oh so tragical - whatever

[tall glacier]

Boshi does 15-20 mil cleanup

[steady prairie]

5 ex on groggy with full buffs just a crap ton

[tall glacier]

[pallid inlet]

I’m going insane

[echo oar]

that chart looks like it'd only add up if you halve hibiki's damage and assumed iroha's was untouched

[unique marten]

Damm useless yuzu

[opaque dagger]

You would be thinking of "throwing 5 teams on P1 and setting up groggy on P2, P2 main team and Boshi P3 cleanup"

Something like that

[pallid inlet]

What could I throw

[empty verge]

The towel

[opaque dagger]

Neru School, Mika Swimsuit, Renge, Momiji, Yukari, Ichika etc

[pallid inlet]

Go on

[tall glacier]

[lament gyro]

There is no we

[opaque dagger]

You just pretend that you're fighting Binah with healing requirements

[echo oar]

https://fixupx.com/1Day1Monster/status/2055741061625266513

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FixupX · May 16, 2026, 8:03 PM

[opaque dagger]

When you use Mika Swimsuit and Neru School

Get like, 10-20m dmg or something

[pallid inlet]

I have renge ichika yukari

[lament gyro]

And then nexon says pjveritas npc

Oh well

[unique marten]

Noooo again

Waste 80000credit

[echo oar]

next rerun, pls...

at least give me one of them...

[lament gyro]

I’ll happily take swimsuit veritas however

[echo oar]

TRUE

[lament gyro]

[opaque dagger]

Those would probably be P2 groggy setup teams. Mika Swimsuit is locked to P1 for sure, Neru School idk honestly

[echo oar]

has there been any official veritas swimsuit art

cause BWOAH swimsuit pandemonium was crazy

[lament gyro]

No but the fanart is huge

[echo oar]

I'd imagine

[pallid inlet]

Well

No csena nevermind fml

[empty verge]

Surely it won't be maldy with ue40 boshi

[tall glacier]

Isn't mreisa enough

[opaque dagger]

There's Reisa Magic superteams

[tall glacier]

[pallid inlet]

Hmm

[tall glacier]

I did that superteam

[pallid inlet]

Not sure what I’m even doing

[summer dew]

what are we cooking here because you could be doing this 30~45s faster

[opaque dagger]

You would have to figure out teams to get you to whatever HP superteam starts with, superteam minimum must get you out of P2, Boshi clears P3

[lament gyro]

What did you cook

[pallid inlet]

I’ll worry about this another time

[tall glacier]

Mreisa team can go from 93.5 mil to 15 mil lirc

[marble gust]

mreisa team kills from there

[lament gyro]

Even without mine this should clear before 1:30

[pallid inlet]

I’m missing kasumi kanoe niya csena

[lament gyro]

[pallid inlet]

Reisa

[magic reef]

doable without them

[pallid inlet]

We are talking single shanako

[opaque dagger]

Not having Kasumi/Niya will make things harder, but doable

[magic reef]

gws

[opaque dagger]

Still doable

Just run more Binah teams

[pure blaze]

[pallid inlet]

If I do spook shanako next fest

I will do kurokage lunatic

[marsh bolt]

Is it

[lament gyro]

f2p…

[marsh bolt]

Don't remember any strat start with 115m HP

[steady prairie]

You balder, run your own test lol

[marble gust]

lint would know

[steady prairie]

why should i remember the raid when it's already over

i mean ideally you ask mochi

if they're open to conversation outside of wechat

[lament gyro]

Chinese malder

[marsh bolt]

Even the highest score team still only does 100m start

[steady prairie]

But yeah i think p1 is the same 8 shanako shot strat run by like almost everyone so

it's probably that

don't remember exact

[echo oar]

this one starts at 100M but ends with 40s left https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyyWgPyh3Zo

ig it lines the groggy up well for maximum speed, even if it's technically capable of more damage in the one team

[steady prairie]

oh yeah nvm can't be 115m

you go in p2 at 119

[marsh bolt]

These kind of team would just fail if u can't escape p2 therefore not theoretically capable of more dmg

Because they sacrifice healing for more dmg instead

[lament gyro]

You technically can sometimes

[opaque dagger]

Look at how happy this pink menace is after drowning some folklore mutt in water

[lament gyro]

The invincibility sometimes lets the full shanako ex damage go through during transition idk why

[marsh bolt]

It's because of the dmg tick

[opaque dagger]

You need to deal all the dmg within that 1-2 frames before invincibility hits

That's how Boshi does it, the final blast hits all at once

At the same frame

[lament gyro]

So we’re 30 fps malding

[marsh bolt]

It's not the same for Hanako

[opaque dagger]

For low diff speedruns, yea

[echo oar]

yeah there's some auto trick with hanako

[opaque dagger]

Oh the auto thing

That's just her splashing during cutscene

[echo oar]

maybe it already puts you in p3, and you auto shanako to hit it there while the screen's black?

[opaque dagger]

Auto gets to use skills during transition

[marsh bolt]

Not that one also

It's all crit and tick

[lament gyro]

Ohhhhh

[opaque dagger]

Ye the problem is there's too many frames between each of the 6 hits from Hanako Swimsuit

So the last hit before the HP threshold needs to do all the big dmg

[marsh bolt]

No

U deal more dmg by critting at the last EX tick

[stuck valley]

https://fixupx.com/Blue_ArchiveJP/status/2055921376247361555/en

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FixupX · May 17, 2026, 8:00 AM

[fleet narwhal]

erika

[opaque dagger]

It does not need to be the last EX tick

[stuck valley]

why isn't it translating smh

[marsh bolt]

Yeah my bad it's not the last tick

But the tick before you start phase transition

[summer dew]

remove the query parameter ?s=20

[opaque dagger]

It's the tick that takes it below HP threshold

[stuck valley]

basically it said retweet the erika post to get a signature

[marsh bolt]

Before invincibility

If u can crit more at that tick then it would be more dmg

[opaque dagger]

Does the invincibility immediately activate after that hit

Or can 1 more hit go through before it activates

[marsh bolt]

Immediately

[echo oar]

auto hanako https://youtu.be/Re_hzJrSYHc?t=56

[opaque dagger]

The invincibility is frame perfect huh

[marsh bolt]

Yeah

[opaque dagger]

Auto P3 win is peak card mald

Cos you cannot do enough dmg to skip P3 on Insane

Unlike Ext

But even then, P3 skip on Ext is cringe

Just do card mald and auto P3

[opaque dagger]

https://youtu.be/KL1koKYm70M

Peak auto gameplay

[echo oar]

that caught me off-guard

fade out fade in fade out

I wasn't expecting it to be that fast

[opaque dagger]

Yea you just card mald and slep

[candid venture]

She is not silent anymore 😭 only took 5 years

[opaque dagger]

You can actually hit 2 HP on 3rd EX

But that's very unfun malding

[echo oar]

mhm

[fleet narwhal]

we will all be rolling for kirara

AND ERIKA

[echo oar]

psmh

[fleet narwhal]

dont psmh me fool

[echo oar]

I'm happy for the erika senseis, but she's not for me

[pallid inlet]

We get it you’re a kaiju

https://tenor.com/view/cac-gif-4842468385197483905

[stable mulch]

It's not you have 5 ticks before he transitions

[echo oar]

unless she's crazy meta

[fleet narwhal]

skipping the must have BN meta unit

now that is

[echo oar]

stop trying to make BN happen!!!

[fleet narwhal]

[pallid inlet]

I will take yours away

[opaque dagger]

Imagine if Erika shares the same fate as Kirara

[marsh bolt]

Quick example, Kurokage changes to p2 at 119.7m HP
Now you are at 120.3m or something in the middle of Hanako hitting her EX
If the next EX tick of Hanako deals 700k average crit, then u would only enter phase transition with 119.6m HP
But if that EX tick can crit more and do 1m5, then u would enter transition with 118.8m

[opaque dagger]

That is what I meant

I was just wondering if the next hit lands before the invincibility or not

And it probably doesn't

[daring vapor]

Nice chiaki pfp!

[marsh bolt]

Yeah it's not

[marble gust]

pls erika not be meta

[opaque dagger]

There's only 2 outcomes for this

[fleet narwhal]

with the way things have been going

shes gonna be a cleanser

[opaque dagger]

1. Erika becomes just like Kirara and stay as benchwarmers, sadge moment
2. Erika becomes meta and everyone be like "fck now I have to roll"

[exotic dawn]

how many cleanser are we going to need atp

[opaque dagger]

Either way it's going to be sadge

[stuck valley]

Erika cc unit trust

[quiet raft]

https://tenor.com/view/himari-i-am-out-not-today-bye-blue-archive-gif-7971959736264015100

[spice pivot]

Watch Nexon have internal drama or something and scrap the cleanse boss

[quiet raft]

what if cleanse boss can just be comfily cleaned up without pulling any of those hyper specific units?

[fleet narwhal]

like geb right

[quiet raft]

Geb is a work of art

[fleet narwhal]

[quiet raft]

You don't need idols for luna

[stuck valley]

since it's still raidlet

https://qwertyaz111.github.io/hug-simulator/

have this

no it's not mrbeast

[quiet raft]

ip grabber during raidless psmh

[stuck valley]

let me find some ba posts

it

it's uh

[marsh bolt]

Geburah is free

[stuck valley]

https://fixupx.com/HyQStride/status/2055471998978142286?s=20

HyQ (Zeztz Arc) (@HyQStride)

this is great research material

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[stuck valley]

https://tenor.com/view/aris-alice-blue-blue-archive-archive-gif-12082873086428133110

[marble gust]

so close

[fleet narwhal]

all lunas are

[summer dew]

hmm so we pulling?

[karmic hatch]

for 🦖 and 🐳

[fleet narwhal]

so for you ?

[pallid inlet]

Just you

[fleet narwhal]

but I am

and repeat after me

[pallid inlet]

A kaiju

You are

[echo oar]

do you have the pyros to pull?

[fleet narwhal]

[fleet narwhal]

hopefully

[summer dew]

but I am
and repeat after me

[pallid inlet]

You know what

Srkr more cringe than gaybruh

[covert spoke]

erika was previously a sg dps

5 years, 3 months, 16 days ago

[quiet raft]

but I am
and repeat after me

[echo oar]

imagine she comes out with the exact same kit as back then

insta-crept

[pallid inlet]

8 seconds of bleed

[echo oar]

also, pls no...

[pallid inlet]

Turns any enemy into boat p2

[empty verge]

When's shirokuro? In 34h or in 58?

[quiet raft]

monday

[pallid inlet]

Tuesday

[summer dew]

it's ga so a week from now

[pallid inlet]

It’s chewsday innit

[quiet raft]

oh, well, guesstimate

[pallid inlet]

[quiet raft]

more slacc

[pallid inlet]

This chewsday innit

[quiet raft]

raidless behaviour and free kiki balls

[empty verge]

Tuesday where

[pallid inlet]

Cape canaveral

[quiet raft]

oi mate you got a loicense for grand assault?

[echo oar]

raidless?? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoOvEWd0MT8

[pallid inlet]

I don’t need a license

[stuck valley]

whel

[stuck valley]

2 unskippable ads

[fleet narwhal]

4 more months and gpd will never be raidless

[stuck valley]

my favorite

[empty verge]

I once got on the wrong train (I had a loicense for a certain type only) and the woman checking tickets didn't fine me

[echo oar]

:clueless:

[fleet narwhal]

you people will finally stay on topic i hope

[stuck valley]

have we ever been off topic

[echo oar]

if every week is raid, every week is also raidless

such is the law

[pallid inlet]

Not with you around

[quiet raft]

but we are never off topic

you must be delulu

[echo oar]

have we ever been on topic??

[fleet narwhal]

[echo oar]

the only gameplay discussion that has happened recently is assassin talking about krkg, you know

[summer dew]

tuesday 19th 2am utc

[fleet narwhal]

calling Erika BN and considering the options is gameplay discussion

[pallid inlet]

Wrong

[fleet narwhal]

only 10 more levels...

[echo oar]

wrong, jp-discussion!

[fleet narwhal]

call mods

[echo oar]

MOOOOOOMMMM

[empty verge]

Ty

[stuck valley]

dead channel

[quiet raft]

wish I had o.shigure

[summer dew]

no deno is right

[fleet narwhal]

[fleet narwhal]

as always

[summer dew]

sometimes

[fleet narwhal]

at all times*

[pallid inlet]

Foaming Mika

Who’s ready

[steady prairie]

deno is right because he never left

[fleet narwhal]

i am none left

[pallid inlet]

But his kaiju father left to get some milk

[quiet raft]

you are always left

[echo oar]

mfw deno's in chat

[quiet raft]

[fleet narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-laugh-bunny-muehehehehe-bunny-muhehehe-muhehehehe-funny-bunny-gif-gif-2142676265464959593

[summer dew]

@polar orbit impostor here

[empty verge]

Raw milk for breakfast to make my cheekbones strong in case I go bald next week

[pallid inlet]

Hospital

[empty verge]

Hope ue40 chare isn't needed for malding

Will check videos later today

[steady prairie]

Ue40 b50 helps

[summer dew]

charedps

[empty verge]

Only concerned about buff duration

[pallid inlet]

Kei dps

Koharu dps

[echo oar]

ue40 lv1

[full granite]

wow the 3 erika fans are rewarded after their 2000 day pilgrimage

[fleet narwhal]

i had to ue30 my chare for boat...

[stuck valley]

3 is a generous number

[quartz remnant]

Isn't ue40 chare human right

[pallid inlet]

No

[fleet narwhal]

[echo oar]

"had to"? more like "got to"

[summer dew]

i was always an erika fan

[fleet narwhal]

fym got to...

i had to otherwise she died...

[echo oar]

now you can see her sippin her energy drink laced coffe in your cafe

[pallid inlet]

Hospital

[quartz remnant]

Funny enough this the only place I've seen people without ue40 chare
But fair ig

[fleet narwhal]

tbf

so far not one luna needs it

[steady prairie]

You're born and raised in prestigious environment

[fleet narwhal]

its mainly for score chasing

[steady prairie]

(taiwan server bald)

I'm really feeling like hare an energy drink can and 4 cup of coffee in the span of 24 hours

[quartz remnant]

Welp the second ba discord server I randomly joined was one with top 1-100...

Can't blame me for that

And now I joined them too

Game becomes boring if you have nothing to do

[round kayak]

[empty verge]

Take care of your heart...

[pallid inlet]

Hello nezo

[fleet narwhal]

skip

[round kayak]

hello jerome

[steady prairie]

One more erika announcement get posted and im gonna start chanting the wrong erika istg

[pallid inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/shiroko-iwak-seikanashi-blue-archive-blueaca-gif-12576967082864112841

Have an iwak

[round kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/erika-itsumi-itsumi-erika-erika-girls-und-panzer-girls-and-panzer-gif-1399804340423678778

dunno who is this

[steady prairie]

get going with the guides posting

[pallid inlet]

Nezo do you need more hws

[round kayak]

gimme a sec im filtering all the smika bugs

[pallid inlet]

Leave

[round kayak]

think I already have alot

[pallid inlet]

Aight

[round kayak]

just doing a base min of one high score + one low score

[steady prairie]

[round kayak]

[fleet narwhal]

nezo...

[round kayak]

srkr too underrated need more fanart smh

[pallid inlet]

Summoning yume?!

[round kayak]

[marble gust]

so stupid

too many buffs i cant even see how many sugar rush stacks

and msuzu dies

[quartz remnant]

Normal
It's not even ue30
Ue40 with health lb barely lives unless you time kokona

[covert spoke]

thats kaede tho

[quartz remnant]

Yes
I also used her but with dako and nagisa

[covert spoke]

was considering sfoob over dhina but its prob too much aa loss

[quartz remnant]

You need something to break orb

Idk if sfoob can

[pallid inlet]

She can

[quartz remnant]

Maybe with iwak

[empty verge]

snagi + dhina easier to cycle than skikyou + dhina imo

But dunno if enough damage with kaede + snagi

[worthy charm]

Wtf erika leaving npc jail....

End of an era

[marsh bolt]

Do u have normal Nagi and D.Ako

[marble gust]

i hate doing the og strat

it needs copying hw too

[marsh bolt]

But it works

[marble gust]

eh

[pallid inlet]

gws

[frail glen]

guys

ye

[pallid inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/shiroko-iwak-seikanashi-blue-archive-blueaca-gif-12576967082864112841

Have an iwak

[frail glen]

apparently another mist or beast caught the net

[pallid inlet]

No

That was a human

[marble gust]

lol

[sleek flicker]

...Nagisa?

[pallid inlet]

Gws

[stuck valley]

https://fixupx.com/EN_BlueArchive/status/2055936359467188596?s=20

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nikke collab??

[pallid inlet]

No

[stuck valley]

I hope not

[marsh bolt]

Yes

[frail glen]

magical girls really showing a spike recently ever since the new season release huh

[marble gust]

the fuck nagisa is bag user

no wonder

[marsh bolt]

Nagisa hits both Set and the ball
Fish breaks the ball

[stuck valley]

gushing over mgirls ss2 when

https://tenor.com/view/aris-alice-blue-blue-archive-archive-gif-12082873086428133110

[marsh bolt]

KR voice = ✌😂🥀 son

[stuck valley]

it's like watching kdrama

https://tenor.com/view/takane-takane-blue-archive-blue-archive-gif-10656881419548733460

[frail glen]

i say

BA english dub when

you know what, I am even okay with just volume 1 getting adapted

[pallid inlet]

never

[frail glen]

since nagisa shows up in volume 1

I want to hear if they will actually give her a british accent or something

it would be cinema

[frail glen]

nah but with CN getting dub

surely there can be Egnlish dub..... right?

[pallid inlet]

no

never

[frail glen]

what about french dub

[quartz remnant]

No

[red oyster]

how about Tagalog dub

[quartz remnant]

No european

[marble gust]

https://tenor.com/view/gtfo-sopranos-gif-18592539

[frail glen]

okay but hear me out

German Dub would go fire

[quartz remnant]

Doesn't EU VA tend to mess things up

[frail glen]

tend =/ always

[quartz remnant]

True

But this is ba

It will only be worse

[frail glen]

okay hear me out

I have a brilliant idea

what if

GPD dub

[pallid inlet]

no

[frail glen]

yes

[summer dew]

No

[quartz remnant]

In your dreams

[frail glen]

yesss

[pallid inlet]

The universe could be reset right now as we speak and there still won’t be one

[frail glen]

okay now hear me out frfr
undertale style of dub
like characters just speak in eh eh eh eh eh eh with different tones

you feel me?

[quartz remnant]

Did you drink too much

[frail glen]

cheap and effective way to show that characters are actually speaking

[frail glen]

no but I am sleep deprived because I have been working on this paper for the past 3 hours

[pallid inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/shiroko-iwak-seikanashi-blue-archive-blueaca-gif-12576967082864112841

[quartz remnant]

Ah keep going
My record is 20 hours in a library

[pallid inlet]

Have an iwak

[stuck valley]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031915219926138940/1505148532577931356/nasus.gif

[frail glen]

i am debating if I should stay up for another 3 hours to watch the cs2 final

or just go to sleep

[pallid inlet]

Have an iwak instead

[stuck valley]

If you stay awake long enough your body will ignore the warning signs

[pallid inlet]

Hospital

[stuck valley]

"must be a reason why you're awake and that must be important"

[empty verge]

sleep, you deserve it

[stuck valley]

I get that all the time when I study all night

[frail glen]

top 10 ways to get yourself hospitalized

[stuck valley]

in the morning I wouldn't feel tired anymore

but like 30 minutes after the test I die until 6 pm

[frail glen]

nah I don't really study all night
i am actually a somewhat responsible student that studies at least 5 days prior to the exam

[quartz remnant]

Or just have a monster down the throat
It doesn't work until it's like 8 hours after tho

[frail glen]

it's just it's saturday for me rn i thought I can push my work a bit more

[stuck valley]

living pass 40 challenge

[empty verge]

diligent farming

[quartz remnant]

It's usually fine if it's less than 24 hours
Don't do it often however

[frail glen]

people i know who do that really lacks self control so

ye

i ma just got sleep

hopefully when I wake up the team I liked win the cs2 trophie

[quartz remnant]

I rarely do that unless my day got fucked up by smth weird
Like twice a year

[stuck valley]

bro wtf is this new youtube feature

“Reimagine this scene”

wtf man

[quartz remnant]

Try it

[stuck valley]

No I don’t use ai for slops

even out of curiousity

[empty verge]

less than 50 is fine

50-72 is bad

[summer dew]

[empty verge]

72+ hallucinations

[stuck valley]

please do not brick yourself irl

[round kayak]

[quartz remnant]

How do you even get 50

[pallid inlet]

Nezo will you put up your chare on borrows

[round kayak]

thanks for your CN translation saukko helped me navigate bilibili for awhile

[stuck valley]

“get it Sensei? The joke is 🌽” channel

but quite entertaining honestly

im sorry

[round kayak]

sure, dont have anyone mostly in mind anyway

[pallid inlet]

thanks m8

[empty verge]

i dont remember

most i ever did was like 55

[summer dew]

huh it helped? but don't forget kanon said we can use KanonGPT for slang words too for even more results

[empty verge]

otherwise below 40 usually

[stuck valley]

My peak was nearly 48 hours

thats the peakest I could do

[pallid inlet]

Smh look at all these sleep deprived people

[empty verge]

inf act i didnt sleep last night

[pallid inlet]

Hospital

[stuck valley]

I’ll try not to brick myself irl

[summer dew]

i think she said something about "indoor chicken" and "outdoor chicken" for peroro

[round kayak]

helped me grab a few hws before someone sent another better website like souriki, still a bit wonky but it was enough

[pallid inlet]

Nezo do you think I’ll spook someone good on fest

[round kayak]

50/50

https://tenor.com/view/let-it-ride-let-it-ride-diem-gif-13460879079669063039

[pallid inlet]

Make a guess

Who do you think I’ll spook

[summer dew]

i know you didn't

[stuck valley]

as an irl sensei

yeah

life is not game

ta?

[summer dew]

i mean it's the end of semester and a term so gl with your gradings

[lone widget]

same same

we need a major event

something like vol F scale

[lone widget]

u will spook misaki

[summer dew]

the fox vol shows promise fr

[pallid inlet]

That’s one

[summer dew]

but only 1 part out impossible to say

[lone widget]

decagram is just millennium stuff

[lone widget]

eh

[stuck valley]

10 gram

decagram

[summer dew]

[lone widget]

i hope i spook baris dupes

[summer dew]

10 gram a ton

[stuck valley]

I hope 400 is enough

[pallid inlet]

10!

[empty verge]

i thought you were like super new, but arent you lvl 90?

[stuck valley]

3628800?

[pallid inlet]

Correct

[stuck valley]

I started 6 or 7 months ago

oh wait it’s not even 6 months

[pallid inlet]

Fetus

[stuck valley]

I got ba for my birthday on dec 4th

reaching lv90 is one thing but I’m still kinda bricc

very bricc*

[empty verge]

im newish too dw

[pallid inlet]

400 and dry spark

[empty verge]

11 months

[pallid inlet]

Me new

[pallid inlet]

[empty verge]

ye ive got equipment and gear debt

[pallid inlet]

Que

[stuck valley]

I’ll farm equipment on x3 soon

please be enough

[pallid inlet]

Nope

[lyric hatch]

Its never enough

[remote summit]

What the tree

Imma cut it down

[empty verge]

how's qm goin

[pallid inlet]

Perish

[spice basin]

My account just turned 5 months old 2 days ago

[pallid inlet]

It’s been 4 months

[lyric hatch]

I already passed lol

[pallid inlet]

Since my 365 day login streak

[empty verge]

congrats!

[lyric hatch]

With a C tho

Lol

[sharp dome]

16 month

[stuck valley]

I will unbrick within 365 days trust

[spice basin]

[pallid inlet]

You’ll still be bricked

Even more so

[round kayak]

hi guys im new

[empty verge]

unlikely to affect you negatively unless you wanna go into research

[round kayak]

how to push missions

[pallid inlet]

Simple

[round kayak]

[lyric hatch]

Hi new im guys

[pallid inlet]

Donate money to me

[round kayak]

loan shark wtf

scary place

[round kayak]

hi guys

[pallid inlet]

There’s no loan sharks here

[empty verge]

https://tenor.com/view/shark-tank-mr-wonderful-deirevs-gif-20327405

[lyric hatch]

Yes Cs gets degrees

[pallid inlet]

Hey vsauce! Micheal here

Where are your fingers

[royal shuttle]

Quick question is Maid aris and dress kayoko worth upgrading to the long run?

[pallid inlet]

No

Maid aris is uh

[proven dove]

After this urban shirokuro ga, only indoor hod remains as a raid I didn't witness

I witnessed indoor hiero & peroro too but I was too new back then, clearing very hard and hardcore iirc

[royal shuttle]

[pallid inlet]

Nothing more than bond transfer for baldris

[proven dove]

No for both

[pallid inlet]

Dkayoko is 🚮

[sharp dome]

maid aris for pvp (against yakumo,dmichiru)

[grim finch]

only upgrade when u about to use

[pallid inlet]

Unless urban binah lunatic reruns

[round kayak]

havent even seen indoor hiero and peroro

[pallid inlet]

And even then it’s double uneru

[proven dove]

As long as you plan to get fes aris

[remote summit]

Yes

[pallid inlet]

Srkr is an inside job by the cia to make us forget about indoor Jerome and peroro

[remote summit]

Maid arisu is uhhh

Maid

Arisu

[pallid inlet]

🚮

[proven dove]

Indoor hiero was during dhina fes (when I started) then soon after indoor peroro.

[remote summit]

Why wouldn't you get a maid that is arisu

Holy 2 stones

[pallid inlet]

Why not get the battle suit

[remote summit]

Or 2 birds i forgot

[pallid inlet]

Maid version is worthless with battle aris

[remote summit]

Get that one as well

[royal shuttle]

Oh.. I forgot to ask here now I already upgraded them max but thankfully I didn't spend all tech notes

[round kayak]

[pallid inlet]

🧱

[remote summit]

Why only 2 when you can have 3 arisu holy

[spice basin]

Bruh -

[stuck valley]

i’ll reset acc

[remote summit]

That's almost a squad of arisu

[stuck valley]

reset irl

[pallid inlet]

Build first ask later smh

[lone widget]

yes

pull first ask later

[summer dew]

i wanna reset irl too

[stuck valley]

tru

life

[proven dove]

Don't raise them more (unless if you're rich for waifu purposes) but make sure to get fes aris so you have your blue urban (broken) dps

[lone widget]

go live with the monkee or sth

[pallid inlet]

I’m gonna reset

[lone widget]

[pallid inlet]

The universe

[lone widget]

apes, together strong

[stuck valley]

pucci

no

[pallid inlet]

Two steps behind

[stuck valley]

korno johnny joestar da

[lone widget]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-jjba-emporio-stone-ocean-chester-gif-27204352

[lyric hatch]

Physics

[sharp dome]

https://youtu.be/123hK7LWj8g maid aris*3

[pallid inlet]

Physics goated

But quantum 😟

[lyric hatch]

Fr

[round kayak]

I kinda suck at both

[remote summit]

Your mo-

[lyric hatch]

Doesnt help when my qm prof doesnt post any lecture notes or anything

[pallid inlet]

Nuclear 😟

[remote summit]

[pallid inlet]

The quantum we learn is just a small part of the big picture

[royal shuttle]

In another life I'll get fed aris

[lone widget]

how i miss education

[royal shuttle]

Feds*

[pallid inlet]

Imagine if it’s the entire thing

[remote summit]

I mean phys is just math in disguise

So as everything

[pallid inlet]

[pallid inlet]

Reset

The

[lone widget]

where ur pyro

[pallid inlet]

Universe

[remote summit]

You think you would learn to program? Math. Physic? Math. Biology? Math. Gaming? Math

[lone widget]

u not gonna get the sexy himari at this rate

[lyric hatch]

I just took physics lol

[remote summit]

It all lead to math

[royal shuttle]

Staying as 190 archive points after being trolled by kiki

[pallid inlet]

[lyric hatch]

Not specialized in anything

[pallid inlet]

Excuse me

[lone widget]

art is also math btw

[lyric hatch]

Oh nah

[remote summit]

Truth nuke

[pallid inlet]

Golden ratio

[summer dew]

don't spend pyrox there please

[remote summit]

I guess the only thing not related to math are language and literature

[pallid inlet]

Math in art is more than golden ratio

[lyric hatch]

I did take thermo stats if thats statistical physics

[pallid inlet]

Do not

[lone widget]

perspective , basic shape and forms are all math

but it's a different kind of math

[stuck valley]

I use math in art it’s goated

[royal shuttle]

I wanna get kiki for waifu purposes and for the long run

[stuck valley]

geometry…

[lyric hatch]

Ye

I still remember

It was like the first unit

[lone widget]

u know kiki isnt in archive

[royal shuttle]

Btw y'all know when is the next fest rerun?

[pallid inlet]

That’s soon after kisaki

[summer dew]

i meant the archive banner. we get free tickets for that one worth 200 pulls total

[royal shuttle]

Ops didn't mean to say archive but the other points

[stuck valley]

ah

I thought you bricked yourself even more somehow

[pallid inlet]

Did you do the rate up banner

[lone widget]

i will say it again

[pallid inlet]

Or the standard

[lone widget]

imagine missing sexy himari during free pulls

[royal shuttle]

Rate up

[lone widget]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-archive-blue-archive-himari-himari-blue-archive-blue-archive-battle-himari-battle-gif-15330250252216145696

[pallid inlet]

Then unlucky

[stuck valley]

sexy? she’s fully covered

[pallid inlet]

I got mine in 170 pulls

[lone widget]

yes?

[royal shuttle]

But somehow the only student I got are the ones who are 🚮

[lone widget]

u dont understand

[pallid inlet]

I’ve been there

[lone widget]

the true ero

[pallid inlet]

But it’s all perspectives

[still sparrow]

if you got a rate up at 190 you're obliged to spark for eligma

[summer dew]

uh

[pallid inlet]

Kisaki is wife

[summer dew]

tyuuka over dupes bruh

[stuck valley]

subtle curviness of her bodily tight outfit?

[pallid inlet]

[remote summit]

Kiki is wife

No further debate

[still sparrow]

obviously assuming he has both...

[round kayak]

get new student before dupes

[pallid inlet]

Tyuuka is human rights

[lone widget]

sexiest bodysuit btw

[remote summit]

Tyuuka is human rights

[still sparrow]

and track mari is better than a dupe too i guess

[pastel mortar]

Saukko is human rights

[still sparrow]

not by much tho tbh

[pallid inlet]

Reijo better than tmari imo

[stuck valley]

what about wario

[lone widget]

im am f2p

[remote summit]

Ok but nun sweat

[lone widget]

decent

nothing too crazy

i've seen enough

[pallid inlet]

Ok but big booba

[lone widget]

[pallid inlet]

That’s not why

[summer dew]

so let me recap. you are currently 190 pulls in and haven't gotten kisaki yet?
or did you get kisaki at 190 pulls?

[stuck valley]

ok but reijo l2d

[lyric hatch]

Lowkey i agree

[stuck valley]

lelolelo

[spice basin]

Reijo whel unit

[lone widget]

big doesnt mean better

[pallid inlet]

Reijo free unit

[stuck valley]

I managed to spook her somehow

[royal shuttle]

No kiki yet

[lone widget]

exposed doesnt mean better too

[stuck valley]

lmao

[pallid inlet]

I sparked reijo

[lone widget]

anw i wont go further cuzz so bagen

[lyric hatch]

Literally about to say the same thing too lol

[lone widget]

but gameplay wise

[spice basin]

I could spend 90 more pulls for a spark but I'll save

[lone widget]

missing bikehimari aint gonna be fun

[pallid inlet]

Facts

Not being able to utterly disrespect chokmah

🧱

[lone widget]

so ig u really pray for those free pulls

like hard

[pallid inlet]

I will clear f100 yellow chokmah without a dot dps

[summer dew]

90 is a lot. are you talking about current banners?

[spice basin]

Yes

[marble gust]

try without bhimari

[pallid inlet]

Your job

[lyric hatch]

Yo not the j word

Censor that

[pallid inlet]

No

[remote summit]

We have black himari?

[marble gust]

:unwise

[pallid inlet]

The burden lies on you

[round kayak]

gpd nuke incoming

[spice basin]

Some thoughts are better not said

[royal shuttle]

So depesrate for pyro rn I'm just skipping most of the episode

[pallid inlet]

F100 yellow tiphareth without Mika

[remote summit]

https://tenor.com/view/bye-gif-2405038352056726836

[fleet narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/dinosaur-dancing-with-sunglass-gif-5502821258562293832

[pallid inlet]

F100 blue chokmah and yellow tiphareth with uneru

[lone widget]

idk why but this sounds hot

[pastel mortar]

Ssg jerome

[spice basin]

Uneru glazer

[lone widget]

https://tenor.com/view/atsuko-blue-archive-atsuko-hakari-eyebrows-gif-8780848890987324489

[pallid inlet]

Uneru is the goat

[spice basin]

But again she's my only dps so I agree

[lone widget]

Uneru ex is so fun

she goes pew pew pew

[pallid inlet]

Ora ora barrage

[lone widget]

i gave her ue4

[spice basin]

More fun than gorilla meteor

[sharp dome]

ue40

[pallid inlet]

Facts

[remote summit]

Nuh uh. Gorilla funnier

[stuck valley]

oo nice trending

[pallid inlet]

Ora ora barrage beats gorilla

[remote summit]

She took your 6 ex cost and dip

[lone widget]

meeka ex is kinda weak

(animation wise)

[remote summit]

Nothing can be better than that

[lone widget]

like smol bullets

and that's it

[pallid inlet]

Uneru is aura

[lone widget]

uneru meanwhile big

[pallid inlet]

Shoot till the enemy dies

[lone widget]

like baris compared to maldris

[pallid inlet]

There’s power

[spice basin]

Not to mention the ex animation is absolute cinema

[lone widget]

maldris has weak ass smol balls

[prime geyser]

[pallid inlet]

Schrödinger’s cat

[lone widget]

baris has fking kamehameha beam

[fleet narwhal]

[pallid inlet]

Imari is a cat after all

[lone widget]

https://tenor.com/view/godzilla-kong-the-new-empire-roar-scream-gif-17241283001357533318

[pallid inlet]

So this is even more fitting

[prime geyser]

🤯

[lone widget]

lv60

smh

[remote summit]

Or is she

[lone widget]

she my wife nunny cat

[prime geyser]

[pallid inlet]

vsauce theme intensifies

[lone widget]

welp shower time brb

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/883515003502751746/1453351607319400588/projectmx-20251224-033924-000-ezgif.com-webp-to-gif-converter.gif

shes so cute

[pallid inlet]

Shower your car

[remote summit]

Wedding uuhhhh

What her name

Misato?

[lone widget]

i hate cat

[pallid inlet]

When I b100 kisaki

Does that mean I’m legally married to her

[lone widget]

i only love anime cat girl

[lone widget]

no

u need to own her

[remote summit]

You need to do better

[pallid inlet]

[lone widget]

like me having an irl Hina

[remote summit]

B200 her

[pallid inlet]

Son

[remote summit]

When kiki wedding dress come

[pallid inlet]

Where’s my kisaki alt

[remote summit]

Kiki valentine imagine

[pallid inlet]

The day nexon releases kisaki alt

[spice basin]

What would be a Kisaki alt

[pallid inlet]

Kiki

[royal shuttle]

When they get married

[pallid inlet]

Dress

Swimsuit

[remote summit]

Kiki naked apron

[pallid inlet]

[lyric hatch]

That school uniform she wears in her bond story

[pallid inlet]

🔥

[lone widget]

anw

i have to prepare for kisaki and seia figurines

[pallid inlet]

[round kayak]

link?

[lone widget]

this is how to marry ur students

(waiting for her dress alt to arrive)

[lyric hatch]

Nah the other one is better

[pallid inlet]

Smash

[tall glacier]

[pallid inlet]

Anyone has peak kisaki art?

[royal shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/kisaki-ryuuge-kisaki-blue-archive-3d-kiss-gif-773900725573022543

[royal shuttle]

But a kes

[pallid inlet]

🔥

[summer dew]

youknow, somehow i just assumed you have two life-sized hinas since the "roof" is visible from this angle.... but it's probably an upper shelf lmao

[empty verge]

peak

kiki

[remote summit]

Peak

[lone widget]

yeh

[pallid inlet]

Instant marriage

[lone widget]

they dont have life size hinas

sadge

[summer dew]

(you'd have them)

[tall glacier]

I forgor but ba cn had a vid on release

[remote summit]

Ggwp cn

[royal shuttle]

"Ahh"

[pallid inlet]

When you get Kiki

You should totally b50 ue60 lb75 her

Shameless

[summer dew]

my kiki is still homeless because im poor

[lyric hatch]

Brick

[dusty gulch]

Sushispin has some peak Kisaki art

[pallid inlet]

Link?

[dusty gulch]

just add @ on that, and you'll find their account on X immediately

[remote summit]

Kiki basic human rights

[summer dew]

she has rights alright

just that of a uhh

well you decide

[pallid inlet]

🧱

[spice basin]

thats more upgraded than mine

[lyric hatch]

Wtf thats more invested than my kisaki like a week ago

[quartz remnant]

Ayyyy

[pallid inlet]

Hell yeah brother

[royal shuttle]

Kiki grind update:

Lost: 24k Pyro
No kiki

Earn:
🚮 student
Only 4 Pyro left (fest cooked)
Headache

[quartz remnant]

ue60 kiki human right

[pallid inlet]

You know what to do

[royal shuttle]

Yes damn I do

[spice basin]

I've never quite seen single digit pyros after a while

[dusty gulch]

just use adult card

[pallid inlet]

Show kisaki the love she deserves

[summer dew]

last time i saw single digit was joe before last global fes, he had 1 iirc

[spice basin]

Joey or hobojoe

[royal shuttle]

I'm gonna make her work 24/7 to pay back all the Pyro I've lost

[summer dew]

kaijoe

[pallid inlet]

[summer dew]

not fakejoe

[pallid inlet]

No

[summer dew]

[royal shuttle]

Yes

[prime geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/godzilla-kong-the-new-empire-roar-scream-gif-17241283001357533318

[spice basin]

Who's the kaijoe

[royal shuttle]

I'm gonna tell her to Pat my head so I can sleep better and make her work 24/7

[summer dew]

@ joexyz is the kaijoe
im sure someone here has the emote at hand

[pallid inlet]

[spice basin]

Oh headpats forgot

[sharp dome]

thx

[pallid inlet]

I’m ready to beat up Shiro

[sharp dome]

cool

[summer dew]

don't forget to max the bgm vol and wear headphones

[pallid inlet]

I won’t

[spice basin]

I'm poor

Not even gold shanhaijing mats

[strange ridge]

So

Well then.

[sharp dome]

actually enough tho

[loud smelt]

you have pyrox
buy em with pyrox

[spice basin]

Bricc

[loud smelt]

surely i am not arona in disguise

just buy

dont think

[pallid inlet]

False

[strange ridge]

Now ya got Kisaki, migjt as well start use all the remaining pyrox available for fest

[spice basin]

[loud smelt]

[royal shuttle]

I got 4

[summer dew]

wow suddenly i dont feel so bad about my kisaki.. i mean i am mentally prepared to give her few levels and some ligma but i wanna see how far 3* lvl80 can get me

[sharp dome]

so expensive 😒

[strange ridge]

No as in all the other that are yet 5o be claimed

You claimed you still have areas 20-30

Story

Achievements

The raid

[royal shuttle]

Bruh somehow I can't beat 16-5 to 3star

Only 2

[strange ridge]

Ok what is 16-5 agaib?

[pallid inlet]

Come back later

[sharp dome]

ignore *3

[pallid inlet]

Do 17

[royal shuttle]

Idk what's wrong but prob becuz my piercing student are 🚮

[still sparrow]

I wonder who was like "50 pyros is too cheap let's bump these notes up to 54"

[loud smelt]

my special students could be better

[summer dew]

you can ask around #🔰gameplay-help for tips on team building later, but for now just focus on clearing them once so you can max out your cafe asap

[loud smelt]

or im just too stupid to use em

[strange ridge]

Tho in all seriousness, you might want to clear as much mission content until you can reach cafe floor 1 lv10

[royal shuttle]

Some big robot and a big tanks that can bombard my tank to low hp

[summer dew]

*clearing them once at any rating you get

[strange ridge]

Actually what mission gives the max for floor 1?

[quartz remnant]

Just use TA or GA coins

[spice basin]

27-5

[royal shuttle]

[strange ridge]

Alright

By all means

[spice basin]

The trains

[still sparrow]

the difficulty kinda flatlines at some point. missions max out at lvl 92 or smth

[pallid inlet]

Correct the brats

[strange ridge]

The higher the cafe floor 1 level is, the more AP you can store