🧪myteam

[tardy sinew]

i haven’t been in like a year prolly

[maiden hinge]

i don't be going like that, my bodega man sold his shi and retired on me 💔

[tardy sinew]

ripp

ny just close enough to me

to go for a few days

there’s nothing to do in ma

[maiden hinge]

tell me about it

all i got to do here is clean snow

[tardy sinew]

snow storms coming soon here

crazy storms

prolly ny and stuff too i’d assume

[mortal grove]

2 mill for base opal embiid seems like a lot tbh

Gotta pass on that

[tardy sinew]

card just doesn’t exist

[maiden hinge]

all those cards expensive

[mortal grove]

Hes been up today

[maiden hinge]

P Wat is 300k

[mortal grove]

3 currently

But like

That price

[maiden hinge]

he worth it but not really

will All Star being right there

[subtle needle]

How much we think Morrison cost tomorrow

[magic frost]

400k on Caruso yes or nah

[mortal grove]

Nah

[gentle viper]

celticsfan12948129

Rank

44528/164992

Lvl.

3

Exp.

17/295 (tot. 492)

[tardy sinew]

when do i unlock image perms

level

[mortal grove]

He’s the second buyable center rn on the ah but ye

I could get opal wemby lol

I’ll be at 600k left

[odd vector]

Lvl 35

[tardy sinew]

no way it’s that high

[maiden hinge]

hopefully 200k max man

i need that Morrison

[subtle needle]

That would be nice lol

[mortal grove]

More than 200k

He’s gonna be hyped up

[tardy sinew]

does yang play over ayton or kelel i got jr and bosh as pfs

[maiden hinge]

he releasing with Bron so that should tank his price a bit

[mortal grove]

Yes

[tardy sinew]

bet

[subtle needle]

I'm just happy to be done the sarr grind

[mortal grove]

Or u can run yang at center if you want

[tardy sinew]

i’m 3 amy pieces away

[subtle needle]

I was going crazy

[mortal grove]

Kg gotta go next @subtle needle

I don’t got time to grind for sarr

[subtle needle]

Who you picking up

[maiden hinge]

i gotta get on my shi and finish that grind

[subtle needle]

For kg spot

[mortal grove]

I was debating opal embiid

[tardy sinew]

is sarr actually attainable

from nothing rn

[subtle needle]

Yeah embiid is wild

[subtle needle]

I did it nms

It's possible just takes a little bit

[tardy sinew]

did you have to play like a million hours of breakout

[subtle needle]

Around that

[nova idol]

@maiden hinge look at carlo lmfao

😂

it aint that serous

serious

[tardy sinew]

i’m not capable of playing breakout

[mortal grove]

If Terry had pg escape he’s no question sg 1

[maiden hinge]

man wtf 😭

[mortal grove]

Wish he did

[odd vector]

I’ve been playing it NMS and I’m only halfway through my third piece

Out of 10 lol

It’s ggs

[maiden hinge]

we got a streak on the weekend

[odd vector]

was at work

plus I’m pretty bad online

If it’s not showdown

[maiden hinge]

working sundays is nasty asf

[tardy sinew]

drake maye making the superbowl on sunday

[odd vector]

🕊️💔

[mortal grove]

@odd vector said on his life the broncos are winning

[odd vector]

Just unlocked Jaden McDaniels tho lfg

[odd vector]

I don’t watch the nfl so idk what this means 💔

[nova idol]

@maiden hinge this the only card im looking for tommorrow and kayla mcbride

[tardy sinew]

kayshon boutte said denver resting in cancun

[maiden hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/brucedropemoff-boy-slow-down-bruce-deo-ballhog-gif-13599939662599497515

[mortal grove]

2 mill bid on embiid if I get outbid then I give up @subtle needle

[maiden hinge]

gotta save up a little for Morrison

[tardy sinew]

basically you said lebron losing to dillion brooks

[nova idol]

Like holy scht

[sly roost]

Anthony Edwards has missed 8 3balls

[nova idol]

all game it was just melton and curry

[sly roost]

What is brother doing

[maiden hinge]

Kawhi got 8 points

gonna be a long night for the Lakers

[odd vector]

Hes 1-6 yikes

[ebon hollow]

9-24 from FG

1/7 from three

yikes lol

[nova idol]

any just sold

like scht

[nova idol]

my god

[maiden hinge]

😭✌🏽

[nova idol]

and they said lamelo dont take high quality shots

that ant shot was dumb asf

[maiden hinge]

mf just shot the Wolves out the game

[nova idol]

fading goin out of bounds

[odd vector]

My goat had 8 3balls tonight get him some help

[mortal grove]

I wish I went for the pd embiid but oh well

[nova idol]

thats not the look

[mortal grove]

If 2 mill isn’t enough for opal base embiid idk what is

[nova idol]

he bricked that to

9-25

[mortal grove]

Imma just badge him out if I win him @subtle needle

[nova idol]

1-7 from 3

my god ant

1/8

[maiden hinge]

its alright man

[mortal grove]

Even with dm wemby

Opal wemby finna be 3.5 at worst

Dm around 8-9 million

Pd 800-1 mill

[maiden hinge]

@mortal grove yk the issue

we getting a DM Luka tmr, hes an All Star starter

so we might be getting 100 ovrs for the Starters

not Dark Matters

[ebon hollow]

harden ain't even get a point yet

bro getting blocked

[nova idol]

@maiden hinge get my goat some help

that aint named melton

fuckig hell

[mortal grove]

Nah I doubt it

I think they’ll make this Luka trash

And make the next Luka much better

[maiden hinge]

All Star weekend is when we get 100 ovrs every year dawg

[mortal grove]

Yes..

Only one

Not 10

[maiden hinge]

its also 2k

[mortal grove]

If they do that then it messes them up

[maiden hinge]

u think they wouldn't give us 10 if it meant to get they bag?

[mortal grove]

Cuz they’ll have to drop inv wemby much quicker

Giannis much faster

Etc

[maiden hinge]

not like they care about pace 😭

[mortal grove]

So bron is getting another 99 then

[maiden hinge]

we got Opal Wemby a whole 2 months ahead of schedule

same with DM Bron

[odd vector]

They really created such a beautiful arena and wasted it on the clippers smh

[mortal grove]

Which means dm crashes in price

[fierce veldt]

How expensive is this Bron gonna be

[mortal grove]

Only 100s I see dropping

Are from the festivals

[nova idol]

@maiden hinge this what last year they own faster pace this year

[mortal grove]

That drop was nice looking back

[icy holly]

im new to 2k myteam i see everymode except the 5v5 online Can someone please help me find it

[mortal grove]

Terry was solid

Opal Melo was good

Ak as well

Timmy was also

[maiden hinge]

trust my vision

they gonna cook us

[river moon]

Ok

[mortal grove]

Gonna cook u*

[river moon]

I have 4k mt what do i get

[mortal grove]

Me and @river moon doing a pack opening

[maiden hinge]

us

[river moon]

And i have all golds

[mortal grove]

They banned all u snipers?

[tardy sinew]

to fluke

[river moon]

Yes cause i cheated

[maiden hinge]

get urself some Jordan's goat, u deserve them

[nova idol]

@mortal grove before allstar we go this drop lats year so expectig simlar

[river moon]

They ban everyone who cheated

[nova idol]

similar drop

nothing to insane

[maiden hinge]

wtf 😭

why that happen

[tardy sinew]

@river moon why you get banned

[river moon]

Cause i cheated

[maiden hinge]

on

[river moon]

2k kid what else

[valid notch]

Bro is admitting it 😭😭

[tardy sinew]

like 2k shooting cheat

[river moon]

Obviously

[river moon]

No

[tardy sinew]

snipe cheat

[river moon]

Autoclicking on the auction house

[maiden hinge]

😭✌🏽

[river moon]

What

[maiden hinge]

Carlo sent a hit on u

[tardy sinew]

don’t admit to it

[river moon]

Yall expect me to actually sit there and snipe all day

[valid notch]

What have we learned

[nova idol]

@river moon so this was you then

[river moon]

That was tb3 lmao

Not me

My friend

[nova idol]

all auto clicking merchants

[river moon]

Ok

[nova idol]

😭

[river moon]

U expect me to sit on the ah and snipe all day

Or buy vc and open packs

How else am i supposed to make 10 mil

[maiden hinge]

we trusted u mini unc

how could u

[tardy sinew]

💀

[mortal grove]

Mini unc

New one

[tardy sinew]

fluke sniping over

[river moon]

Nah im gonna do a different method on another account

They aint catching me trust

[mortal grove]

@valid notch said when he wins kotc he’s giving u 6k

[tardy sinew]

bet

[river moon]

I dont play anymore

Ill be honest w yall

[valid notch]

gonna be tough with diamond Deandre Hunter still starting

[river moon]

Im about to make 10 mil

[nova idol]

@river moon as long as you not using this you cool

[river moon]

Im not

I dont own that

[tardy sinew]

i kinda want one

[mortal grove]

They like 60 bucks

[tardy sinew]

can’t you just install sniping script on it

[mortal grove]

Script cost like what 50-100?

As long as u got a computer you’re good

About what 160 to cheat

[tardy sinew]

snipe my 160 back

hof box not getting me that

[river moon]

U need to pay for those

Yea im not playing no more

All ts snipes are mine

[tardy sinew]

w

[nova idol]

my god

@river moon this looks like a aimbot farm

[river moon]

What is ts

[tardy sinew]

fluke setup

[river moon]

What is ts alt

Is this elias

[tardy sinew]

yeah

i got muted by the bot

[river moon]

Ok

[tardy sinew]

auto mod

i literally have no clue what i said

[mortal grove]

Elias got banned

[tardy sinew]

i think i typed too much in 1 second

@unkempt fulcrum

[mortal grove]

Fluke banned Elias

Wow

[nova idol]

@river moon@tardy sinew after connecting all this your ps5 is fried

overheating scht

connecting a p25 to xbox

ps5

[tardy sinew]

bro got ps plug in xbox

i got content blocked by the auto mod for saying bro got an Xbox

plug in ps5

[tardy sinew]

gged*

you can say plug

wtf

someone fix this auto mod

[nova idol]

@tardy sinew Yes, you can use an Xbox controller on a PS5, but only with a special adapter wtf

what adapter

🫥

how would that work tho

[mortal grove]

I seen folks have this 2k YouTube goat debate and it’s like respectfully

[tardy sinew]

i hate 2k

[mortal grove]

Smoove was your favorite 2k YouTubers favorite YouTuber man like

[meager zenith]

bron n bronny like kobe n kwame

[tardy sinew]

i need to get image perms

i’m playing minecraft rn

my world kinda tuff

[hot hare]

Bro was so goated they literally just hired him

[tardy sinew]

bruh i thought the mod was typing for a second

your name mad similar

[nova idol]

@tardy sinew so you plug this in and you get any controller supports wtf

[tardy sinew]

im boutta get a ps5 controller

for my xbox💀

[nova idol]

@tardy sinew the question is how would you click own the home screen

so the xbox going to power it own now

[meager zenith]

bro got scared

[tardy sinew]

bc js said i hate 2k💀

[charred scaffold]

Guys I get my 97+ soon who we thinking

[tardy sinew]

draymond

[mortal grove]

@tardy sinew said on his life the Celtics winning the nba finals

This year

[tardy sinew]

they lowkey are

tatum gonna come back averaging 40

[charred scaffold]

Yea this kid a goofball

🥀🥀🥀

@tardy sinew I ain’t getting no dang Draymond

[tardy sinew]

he’s nice

he can shoot

rebound

play sf

he gets assists too

[charred scaffold]

It’s a HG

I have him

[tardy sinew]

my draymond drops 5x5x5 every game

[charred scaffold]

He doesn’t make myteam

[tardy sinew]

couple blocks and steals every game

[charred scaffold]

I’m not a budget squad gng 🥀🥀

[tardy sinew]

😭😭

[nova idol]

@charred scaffold pick up ak tommorrow

if you can foord him

[charred scaffold]

Dw gng I’m pulling him in my HG pack for the free skii

Nah Jp I’m getting Keem

[mortal grove]

Don’t need opal ak thankfully

[charred scaffold]

He’s going be overpriced

[mortal grove]

My pd ak is fully badged

[mellow sigil]

How much is opal embid selling for

[mortal grove]

2 mill

I’m tryna get one for that price atm

[mellow sigil]

How much he really selling for tho

[prime gull]

Is Opal ak any different from the PD?

[mortal grove]

I been out bid 2-2.2 all day today

[nova idol]

@charred scaffold i got faith you get 1 of these

[prime gull]

And can DM shaq shoot

[mortal grove]

So around the 2 mill range idk the exact amount

[mortal grove]

No

[mortal grove]

Prob have high 60s low 70s three if I had to guess

[mellow sigil]

Should I sell my Porzingis

[mortal grove]

Who’s ur backup sg

[nova idol]

@mellow sigil no until allstar week

not

[prime gull]

https://tenor.com/view/heart-hearteyes-eyes-tom-and-gif-24318898

Wait Pd Lebron is dropping???

[nova idol]

We not going to talk about PD larry hughes

who will be budget luka

[mellow sigil]

So just keep kp and stack mt

[charred scaffold]

My man

[charred scaffold]

I don’t want KD tho I got his PD Slip GO DB for KD

[nova idol]

how would you get holo yang

[charred scaffold]

If I get KD ima be happy and Sad

[nova idol]

he aint no dayum acuton card

wtf

[prime gull]

How much do you guys think PD LeBron will cost

[charred scaffold]

The game changer

By 12 I should have the cards

Everyone in the Midwest out of school 😂

[nova idol]

@mellow sigil yes

@charred scaffold this is never happening

the hell

what za did they smoke

[charred scaffold]

This some shii straight out of myteam 😭😭

[mortal grove]

@tardy sinew said the 26 Celtics are better than the 17 warriors

[charred scaffold]

Get a load of this guy 🥀🥀🥀

[nova idol]

@mortal grove the 2022 warriors are better than the 2026 celtics how can celtics be better than 2017 warriors

same some za scht

2026 celtics have exact same team

when curry fried them in 2022

besides anferne simmons

[charred scaffold]

We all are pulling a Dark Matter Shaq or Luka tmr

[nova idol]

that will help me buy kesley plum

id be happy

and mcbride

[charred scaffold]

Plum held it down for me day 1 for one week

[meager zenith]

hopefully

[charred scaffold]

Because you got Luka in your user your pulling him

Out of a base my boy

Gotta open 77 and on the 77th one you get him

[nova idol]

@charred scaffold 10 bron pds would be insane

[charred scaffold]

😭😭

I hope that card is better than the festival one

[nova idol]

@charred scaffold im pretty sure you get PD lebron you can sell him and buy a battlegrounds opal

[charred scaffold]

If I did I would buy Turner to team up with Sarr

[proper bear]

Hi, I’m pretty new to rhythm shooting, been doing a ton of breakout and I’ve noticed I only ever get great rhythm/great release. Is there a reason I’m never getting excellent?

[charred scaffold]

Even tho I already can buy him

I got 830K right now

[nova idol]

@charred scaffold this about to be slept own crad

card

nobody is talking about

[charred scaffold]

Ngl didn’t even know he was in the packs 😭

What’s he looking like

[nova idol]

@charred scaffold quick boost and he insane

bump up all these stats

and he is budget luka

[charred scaffold]

He got Potential to be decent

But to be real I ain’t spending anymore MT till All Star

That’s when ima get all the opals and shii cuase they going drop

I want Opal SGA and Opal Giannis

Both of them should drop in price

[nova idol]

@charred scaffold wth

its scripted how more hotzones

2k

🫥

[charred scaffold]

😭😭😭

Ain’t no way

2k gotta make me a Dev

Everyone would play MT

[nova idol]

@charred scaffold how he got same stats with less hotzones the last 2 szns

💀

[charred scaffold]

2k aint showing bro no love

But they better show me love by giving me something good

Or ima have a talk with Ronnie and Mike Wang

[nova idol]

@charred scaffold jerry lucas is short asf but his 3 is good

💀

[charred scaffold]

He getting cooked in KOTC fs tho

[nova idol]

@charred scaffold he aint stopping a wnba player either

😂

[charred scaffold]

2k giving me Dr J out my Tier 1 96+ pack

Trust me

[nova idol]

@charred scaffold if you get russ i know your going to crashout

[charred scaffold]

Yea ngl

[nova idol]

or tiny archibald or deron williams

[charred scaffold]

Ima blow up 2k head quarters

I already got his Dark Matter and from a 96 pack they gave me his PD

Double or nothing ah pack

[nova idol]

@charred scaffold knowing 2k they throw curry

[charred scaffold]

🥀🥀🥀

I would be a lil happy but still pressed

[nova idol]

@charred scaffold there aint nothing but small guards i see

and thats the issue right therr

there

none of them play unless your a offline only player

[late birch]

Rate the lineup

Day 4

[safe yarrow]

I would get him

[weary shadow]

Is the andrew nembhard duo good ?

Thinking of doing that

[safe yarrow]

If you need a pg/sf it's good

[weary shadow]

Well.

[safe yarrow]

Oh

Yea

You need everything

[tough garden]

Anyone down fo ttp ?

[ionic berry]

who need vc?

[vivid panther]

Does wild gem George girvin have a good jumper on mobile?

[charred scaffold]

Why do I keep losing to bums

[subtle needle]

Did anyone get that kuzma from the exchange

I got sarr and yang already I'm thinking maybe kuzma too if he nice

[weary shadow]

I fif

Did

But

My xbox account is gone so

I cant send the release

[subtle needle]

Is it good?

And what happened to your account lol

[weary shadow]

Can’t even login lol

I keep logging out to the point 2k is like yo, imma block you from xbox forever

[subtle needle]

Noo 😭

That's sucks dude fr

[weary shadow]

Doesn’t matter anyway

I don’t play that much 2k anymore so

No point if there’s no free content

[river moon]

Fr

[lament loom]

@dense summit who you want me to use

[wanton harness]

Would anyone mind giving me their thoughts on my lineup? New to 2k and figuring it out as I go, haha - https://discord.com/channels/887383292142297089/1464116828967276640

[ebon hollow]

lakers tryna force overtime

uh there already did lol

there is a Dwight howard dropping, there is a bunch of bigs in those battleground rivals

well idk what you expect they opals

[weary ridge]

LeBron

[viscid python]

rui sold son

fouled then missed a 3

[river moon]

Rate son

[maiden hinge]

and Kawhi did indeed give the Lakers a whooping

[maiden hinge]

he's nice but he's also worth a whole opal card so that's my only reason to not have him rn 😭

[ebon hollow]

when did dis dude spencer jones get on the blazers

[maiden hinge]

huh

[ebon hollow]

idk it showing he on the blazers roster on the real app

[maiden hinge]

he's on the Nuggets

[ebon hollow]

must be a glitch then idk

[maiden hinge]

yea

[tardy sinew]

lakers still trash

[maiden hinge]

on mine he's showing on the Nuggets like usual

[tardy sinew]

might be the worst roster construction i’ve ever seen

[maiden hinge]

usual Luka inefficient 30 point statpad, not moved atp

[ebon hollow]

yeah he on the nuggets roster, idk why he on the blazers roster lol

he played for the blazers in 2024

[barren wing]

Hi

[tardy sinew]

what’s the lakers plan to win

besides luka dropping 100 points a game

[maiden hinge]

pray they win

[barren wing]

Idk

[tardy sinew]

and prayers

lmfao

[maiden hinge]

that's literally their whole plan every game

cause they cheeks on defense

offense is mediocre more often than not

[tardy sinew]

how they build a team so bad on defense with no scoring besides luka and ar

[maiden hinge]

bench is literally nonexistent

and they missing AR still

so it's just gonna keep being bad

[tardy sinew]

i think i’d be a better gm than a lot of these nba teams

gms

[barren wing]

My fav lakers player is Kobe 24 , 8

[maiden hinge]

tbh, they locked up on moves cause of Brons contract

if they truly want to be in the Luka centered era

Bron gotta go

[tardy sinew]

they gotta build a rockets typa roster around that dude

[meager zenith]

he 41 time is ticking anyway

[maiden hinge]

at 41 he playing like some dudes primes still

[tardy sinew]

if they wanna rely on luka 40 ppg

they need straight defense

or make bro play defense

[maiden hinge]

issue ain't even Brons playing style or anything

its just how much money he making

[meager zenith]

that 23 year mental impact tho

[maiden hinge]

if he was on a cheap contract the Lakers are lit to get pieces, but the mf making 50 million 😭

so that + Luka + the extension AR is gonna have to get

either Bron goes into a veteran deal or he off the squad completely

[tardy sinew]

is lebron contract done now

after this szn

[maiden hinge]

yea

[tardy sinew]

if lakers aren’t braindead they gotta get rid of him

[maiden hinge]

go back to Cleveland Bron Bron

one year deal and then u call it quits

[tardy sinew]

vet minimum too

don’t ruin the team

even tho they already trash

[meager zenith]

reminds me of what gronk did

[tardy sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/gronk-yes-gif-23025414

[maiden hinge]

shi with the league is if a mf retire u ain't ever making it back really 😭

[tardy sinew]

gronk retired at 29 tho lol

bro wasn’t tryna get traded to the lions

bro just got max cte

[maiden hinge]

I'm saying nba

in the NFL a mf retire and can comeback whenever

[tardy sinew]

you gotta be mj to do some shi like that

[chilly bramble]

4/10 for sarr am i cooked

[maiden hinge]

park gets u to 6/10

[chilly bramble]

i alr got park one

[maiden hinge]

I'm talking this Sunday son

[chilly bramble]

oh

[maiden hinge]

KOTC if u make it to tier 2 that's another opal piece

so 7/10

[chilly bramble]

hmmm

[maiden hinge]

see if u can make it to tier 2 or better, tier 1

[chilly bramble]

do i just spam packs like everyone else and call it a day

[tardy sinew]

lowkey

[maiden hinge]

if that's the way u wanna go

yea

and hope u get lucky

[chilly bramble]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1441219156434354443/1461717534654075042/IMG_5696.gif

[tardy sinew]

play as much breakout as you can until you aren’t mentally capable

[chilly bramble]

was gonna say something but forgot how sensitive this discord is

[prime gull]

Will DM Luka be a top PG?

[chilly bramble]

no

[prime gull]

He should have defense and is like 6’7

[tardy sinew]

nah he gonna be trash

[prime gull]

Ok

[chilly bramble]

don’t believe the hype

[prime gull]

Cause I wanted to rip packs with MT

Prob just wait

[tardy sinew]

if you gonna do it

do it for pieces and lebron

[prime gull]

I mean he’s a dark matter

[tardy sinew]

2k been dropping mid ahh dms

fake 99s

[chilly bramble]

only good dms in the game are the ones stuck behind a $1000 paywall

[meager zenith]

tru

[tardy sinew]

what if like someone like wemby retired

and just grinding for 2 years

then came back💀

[chilly bramble]

why did luka shoot 3-13 from 3pt today

man is a shot chucker

[ebon hollow]

that harden defense

[chilly bramble]

man was chasing his misses whole game

[chilly bramble]

also ayton is so garbage

[weary shadow]

Yep time to trade lebron

[tardy sinew]

zubac will be a celtic within 2 weeks

[chilly bramble]

casual

[prime gull]

https://tenor.com/view/sh-quiet-india-indian-tiktok-gif-16906342

[weary shadow]

Nah nah nah trust

[ebon hollow]

their offense/defense sucks

they got no shooters

[tardy sinew]

the team just sucks

[ebon hollow]

kinda funny cause the raptors be winning games without a center ☠️

[weary shadow]

With scottie barnes as a center

💀

[ebon hollow]

or mamu

[weary shadow]

Yeah

[tardy sinew]

at least the raptors got some sort of team

[chilly bramble]

luka letting up 40 points a game while shot chucking ayton doesnt have any defensive iq and smart thinks he’s curry

[ebon hollow]

lakers got centers

[weary shadow]

Both aint over 6’10 btw

[ebon hollow]

they still suck

[tardy sinew]

mfers got ayton soft ahh

[weary shadow]

Hopefully sooner or later we get a true center

I’m not accepting Jakob as my center anymore

[tardy sinew]

ayton was born in the bahamas

[tardy sinew]

bro sweet asl

[weary shadow]

I still wonder how 2k gives him a low rebound rating

They don’t like the raptors fosho

[chilly bramble]

2k loves disrespecting scottie even in myteam lol

[weary shadow]

Ik

[tardy sinew]

2k loves making good players trash

[lilac lion]

Dang! 25 board triple double

[chilly bramble]

man was prime shaq against the warriors

[weary shadow]

8.2 rebounds per game = to a 77 defensive rebound and 62 offensive rebound rating ?💀🙏

[tardy sinew]

no center vs no center + scottie barnes

[lilac lion]

Give that man at least a 95 rebound

[chilly bramble]

would be happy if they updated to 88 tbh

[tardy sinew]

i think tatum got his highest rebounding game vs the warriors too💀

[chilly bramble]

lwk might rebuild the raptors

[weary shadow]

What’s crazy is MPJ rebounds less than SB but here’s the twist MPJ got a 83 defensive rebounding rating

[tardy sinew]

they prolly don’t even look at stats

mfers just guessing

[weary shadow]

Onb

[tardy sinew]

this dude 6’10

give him rebound

[weary shadow]

Scotties like 6’7

With a huge ahh wingspan

[tardy sinew]

mfers saw that and said nah

raptors gotta play mo bamba atp

[weary shadow]

I did, got lamelo and bam then won the title

[tardy sinew]

is he even good atall

[ebon hollow]

they waived him

[weary shadow]

Waived.

[ebon hollow]

lmao

[tardy sinew]

damn lmao

they said scottie a better center than you

[ebon hollow]

they didn't even use him

he went back to g league

[weary shadow]

For like 5 mins

Bobby was like

Nah we got CMB

[fierce veldt]

Missed the chance to take a wide open 3 too

[hot hare]

Mo Bamba is truly that bad

Tall for nothing

[weary shadow]

Never forgetting this

[tardy sinew]

sign bol bol💀

[weary shadow]

Hell naw

He’s a Mo Bamba 2.0

Lazy ahh bums

Either way we’ll probably get Domantas sabonis

Which i don’t like tbh

[tardy sinew]

bol bol could been tuff

except bro at the carti concerts throwing up

[weary shadow]

RJ Barrett and a bag of ketchup sauce

[tardy sinew]

kings are trash they can take anyone

[weary shadow]

Sabonis could bring our points up a bit

Team points

We’re 24th in points so

That’s terrible

Scottie

Scottie

And Scottie

Dude scottie got 25 boards as a center

Boucher left us

To the celtics

Last 2019 member gone

It’s ok Kyle Lowry is coming back

[tardy sinew]

when yall get mamukelashvili

i thought bro was on spurs

[weary shadow]

Offseason

[tardy sinew]

put him at center

[weary shadow]

We do

[tardy sinew]

@midnight crescent is interested

what’s meg

[weary shadow]

Yeah we’re 21st in rebounds

So we need that

And 3rd in 3 pointers allowed

So sh aint looking good

[fierce veldt]

Trade for day to day Davis

[weary shadow]

Hell no

If we trade for sabons

That could bring both our offense up and defense up

[fierce veldt]

May aswell get him at a reduced price

Heard Toronto is a top contender to land him

[weary shadow]

Scottie

collin murray boyles

Jamal Shead

💀

[ebon hollow]

raps gonna have to play mamu at center if we going aganist the blazers

yeah

[weary shadow]

Yes

[ebon hollow]

in the off season

[weary shadow]

10.7 PPG

not bad

[tardy sinew]

spurs were hogging every big

they got luke kornet too

[weary shadow]

Better than Jakob

[ebon hollow]

https://x.com/BrettSiegelNBA/status/2014576880012165167

Brett Siegel (@BrettSiegelNBA)

Knicks’ Guerschon Yabusele hinting at a possible Knicks trade:

X · Jan 23, 2026, 5:52 AM

[ebon hollow]

yeah he signed with the spurs

[weary shadow]

The dude who dunked on Lebron

[ebon hollow]

blazers got 7'2 clingan

smh

[weary shadow]

Ochai agbaji needa go

Thought he was a 3 and D demon

[ebon hollow]

ochai and garrett temple for sabonis

ez

[tardy sinew]

celtics need to get zubac at trade deadline

[weary shadow]

We not trading unc

[tardy sinew]

queta + zubac is op

[weary shadow]

Keep him for the vibes

Only way to keep the raptors going

[ebon hollow]

we aren't gonna give UP RJ bro

[weary shadow]

For Sabonis fosho

[ebon hollow]

bro too loyal to the team

[tardy sinew]

@ebon hollow wanna dm

he wants good plays

[weary shadow]

Im kidding

[ebon hollow]

hell nah

lol

[weary shadow]

He’s canadian so

I wouldn’t mind if he stayed for the rest of his career

Ngl

Kick yourself

[weary ridge]

Worst statement ever

[potent reef]

@wind axle CPU basketball lmao

[tardy sinew]

we’ll take him for anfernee simon’s take it or leave it

[fierce veldt]

Yall gonna have AJ or DP next year

[weary shadow]

Sabonis for Chucky Hepburn

[ebon hollow]

we be running quickley, shead, ingram, barnes, mamu

[weary ridge]

Mamu > Sabonis

[weary shadow]

Pretty good defensive lineup IF we had a fricking 7’0 center

[ebon hollow]

a dude with a hard last name even the announcer says mamu every time he scores

[fierce veldt]

Feel like Utah gonna get the 1st pick

[weary shadow]

Pacers are

Hell no

[tardy sinew]

until the clippers get the #1 pick

[weary shadow]

Scottie the goat

[tardy sinew]

and it goes to okc

[fierce veldt]

Na they’ll give Utah Aj as they didn’t get Flagg

[tardy sinew]

and we’re cooked

[weary ridge]

Never in a million years

[tardy sinew]

bc the draft is rigged

[ebon hollow]

barrett still out with an damn ankle injury

[weary shadow]

Both ankles sprained in the last 2 months btw

[frank canopy]

ur overvaluing sabonis lol

[ebon hollow]

he sprained his knee

before the ankle

[weary shadow]

Oh right knee

Forgot

[odd vector]

Sabonis worth a bag of chips omg

[ebon hollow]

idk why they waiting on trades

taking too long

[fierce veldt]

Sabonis is trash

[tardy sinew]

bruh don’t nobody want sabonis

why the whole raptors organization in chat rn

[fierce veldt]

Would genuinely rather get day to day Davis

[weary shadow]

Haven’t seen a big raptors trade since B.I.3 masai come back 🥲

[ebon hollow]

bro looks so goofy

[odd vector]

They hanging onto that one season sabonis had a few years ago and can’t re create lol

[ebon hollow]

ayton tryna look like bulls horace grant

[weary shadow]

Ever since the kings let go of Fox they been hot trash

[tardy sinew]

who tf runs the kings

[ebon hollow]

doug Christie is their head coach

[tardy sinew]

bottom 5 front office oat

[weary shadow]

An indian

[tardy sinew]

mfers traded hali

[weary shadow]

Oh wait no

[tardy sinew]

fox

they got a beam at least💀

built a worse version of the bulls that didn’t work

[ebon hollow]

they suck with westbrook, lavine and demar

lool

[odd vector]

or he’s just not that good anymore

[fierce veldt]

SAC really thought lavine and derozan was gonna work out like it didn’t fail in Chicago 🤣

[weary shadow]

Would’ve hit different in 2017-2018

[fierce veldt]

irrelevant team

[weary shadow]

Makes sense

Kings suck anyway

[odd vector]

I would too force my way out of Sacramento

[weary shadow]

AJ to the kings!

[ebon hollow]

we beat the kings the other day

[odd vector]

They sent bro out to war with sabonis 🕊️🕊️🕊️

[ebon hollow]

and they ran a 7'1 center

lol

he sucks

maybe cause he a rookie

still getting used

to it

[fierce veldt]

Utah

[weary shadow]

Nah

[ebon hollow]

that cardwell dude sucks as well

[weary shadow]

I feel like they gonna take cameron boozer and trade walker kessler

[fierce veldt]

Utah are kinda entitled to that 1st pick

[odd vector]

Don’t forget Devin Carter he’s garbage too

[fierce veldt]

Caleb Wilson is better than boozer imo

Idk how well CB game gonna be in the nba

[ebon hollow]

2 pts

[weary shadow]

So is his hairline

[ebon hollow]

and 15 rebounds

l0l

[weary ridge]

This dude gotta get off discord for a bit

[odd vector]

I’ve never met somebody so loyal to such mediocrity

[ebon hollow]

idk how you so loyal to a trash team

[tardy sinew]

he’s 7’5

[weary ridge]

I don’t think he is loyal it’s gotta be Ragebait

[weary shadow]

Man it’s so beautiful watching the raps play good hoops again

[tardy sinew]

and the goat

[ebon hollow]

how we a top team in the east with no center

??

shows how bad other teams are

ngl

[tardy sinew]

east is caca

[weary shadow]

Bobby is on something

[tardy sinew]

boston a 2 seed

[ebon hollow]

yeah with no tatum

heh

[tardy sinew]

while trading away the team for free and injuring tatum

[ebon hollow]

gave away KP and jrue

[fierce veldt]

Chi town 2027 championship>>>

[odd vector]

All of this talk really just shows how terrible the Knicks are

[ebon hollow]

Knicks dookie

[weary shadow]

3-7 from their last 10 games 💀💔

[ebon hollow]

kat can't play well

[tardy sinew]

we lost whole starting lineup

[weary shadow]

Kat cant play defense

[tardy sinew]

besides jb and white

[odd vector]

Beating Boston was their peak

[tardy sinew]

and still 2 seed

[weary ridge]

Mamu

[ebon hollow]

well boston got some shooters payton and hauser

white as well

[tardy sinew]

i’m saying

[odd vector]

And their best player is short af I feel for them

[tardy sinew]

we lost kornet kp al jrue and tatum now

[weary shadow]

Onb

[tardy sinew]

who else

idek that might be it

[fierce veldt]

There even more scary when Tatum is back

[weary shadow]

We shouldn’t be 4th

We should be the 3rd seed by now

[odd vector]

Becky hammon will always be correct bout jb

[ebon hollow]

tatum will prob be back this year

ngl

[fierce veldt]

Don’t see them beating Detroit tho

[tardy sinew]

tatum wanna come back so badly

[ebon hollow]

he been walking

[odd vector]

I don’t think he will tbh

[weary shadow]

I can tell why

Brown carrying his team ngl

And simons looking nice

[tardy sinew]

if we trade for another center

[ebon hollow]

jayson tatum is expected to be back on april 1st

[tardy sinew]

bc queta not capable of playing more than 20 minutes in a game

and maintain high seed

i lowkey think he’d come back

[weary shadow]

During april fools is mad wild

[odd vector]

Feels like every team in the nba needs a damn center

[ebon hollow]

ofc boston resting derrick white against the nets

[weary shadow]

Hopefully Tatum still is the same player as he is

[odd vector]

nba in a big man drought

[tardy sinew]

as long as tatum can do a side step 3 he good

[ebon hollow]

aye man warriors are cooked now since butler tore his acl

smh

[weary shadow]

Yo can we like have a full draft of big man

[tardy sinew]

ong

[weary shadow]

I mean woah

[fierce veldt]

They looking to trade bro already

[tardy sinew]

this the best time to be a 7 footer

if you in high school get on your grind

[odd vector]

💀💀💀

[tardy sinew]

you making the league

[ebon hollow]

2026 nba draft coming soon

[weary shadow]

5’6 close enough

💔

[odd vector]

Raptors need me

[weary shadow]

Only big man i know is Cameron boozer

[odd vector]

I could bring BI a ring

[tardy sinew]

i can’t wait to have a kid

my kid gonna be a kicker

[weary shadow]

Tf?

[tardy sinew]

for nfl

[fierce veldt]

He’s not even a big man he’s a 4 mainly

[tardy sinew]

no one raises their kid to do ts

[weary shadow]

Acts like a big

[odd vector]

Fr he’s kinda small

[tardy sinew]

most kickers just soccer players and shi

[ebon hollow]

AJ Dybantsa a wing at 6'9

[tardy sinew]

or just end up being kickers

[fierce veldt]

He can’t do what he does at duke in the nba

[ebon hollow]

boozer a forward

[tardy sinew]

imagine raising your kid to just kick from day1

[odd vector]

Cmb and DQ getting they game off so we’ll see

[tardy sinew]

bro would be the goat of the nfl

bro finna retire me

[weary shadow]

How tall is CMB?

6’8?

[odd vector]

Short af

shorter than cam

[ebon hollow]

CMB is 6'7

[weary shadow]

Holy shi

[ebon hollow]

but he plays like a big

for his size

[weary shadow]

He does

Looks like draymond without the fights

[fierce veldt]

Conscious number 1 for me

[ebon hollow]

yeh he def gonna go number 1

[tardy sinew]

we need more wings in the nba

[weary shadow]

What’s crazy is that we don’t have a single guy thats taller than 6’10

[tardy sinew]

tall wings

[fierce veldt]

People think still DP is better

[tardy sinew]

that do everything

[weary shadow]

I feel like Darryen Peterson is.

Ngl

[tardy sinew]

we need to clone jayson tatum ngl

[ebon hollow]

AJ is ranked 1

[odd vector]

No I would actually like 15 more Peyton Watsons

[tardy sinew]

crazy i used to watch aj in middle school

bro from near me

[odd vector]

maybe another kuminga for the drama

[fierce veldt]

Dp is good but AJ is better and its not rlly close imo

[tardy sinew]

my friend guarded him

[weary shadow]

It technically depends on the team so

[tardy sinew]

in a aau game

[ebon hollow]

did i really see that rich paul wants AD traded by next week?

lol

[weary shadow]

We don’t know

[tardy sinew]

bro scored on his ahh

and he going #1 now

[odd vector]

Stein line came out and refuted that this happened so idk

[fierce veldt]

You don’t pick on need you take best player available

[weary shadow]

As long as it’s the pacers with the 1st pick

[tardy sinew]

nba not giving #1 to small market

[weary shadow]

I want Siakam to have help

[tardy sinew]

they finna give ts to like

[odd vector]

AJ and Hali 😩

[fierce veldt]

Come back to this in a few months Utah will get AJ

[ebon hollow]

https://x.com/DaltonJ_Johnson/status/2014537053652885942 gotta feel bad for this man

Dalton Johnson (@DaltonJ_Johnson)

Steph Curry: 38 points
Rest of the starting five: 30 points

Steph Curry: 14 made shots
Rest of the starting five: 11 made shots

Steph Curry: 8 threes
Rest of the Warriors: 7 threes

X · Jan 23, 2026, 3:13 AM

[tardy sinew]

okc getting #1

[odd vector]

yep story of his life post 22

[tardy sinew]

nba gonna force kawhi to “load manage” again

lose games

get the pick

give ts to okc

[weary shadow]

“Hali Lobs it, AJ slams it down on Chet.” Trust

[odd vector]

nah that’s a level of biblical greed even they won’t allow

[fierce veldt]

Too far

I’ll stop watching if that happens

[tardy sinew]

ts would be 100% proof nba just rigged

i mean last draft was kinda obvious

[weary shadow]

I mean he’s not too far enough

Look what happened to the mavs

[fierce veldt]

It was rigged from time Dallas got cooper after the Luka trade lmao after Washington and Utah tanked all year to get him

[odd vector]

I know Utah mad af

[fierce veldt]

But they won’t rig it that bad to give OKC the 1st pick

[tardy sinew]

they could rig it to utah

byu to utah jazz

aj #1

[fierce veldt]

They will people forgetting AJ spent his whole career in Utah

[weary shadow]

Man what happened to JP

Went to averaging 20 to 15

[odd vector]

All that tanking for cooper just to lose out on him because Nico is painfully dumb

[odd vector]

Is this Jordan Poole

[weary shadow]

Ye

[fierce veldt]

It was arranged when Luka got sent to LA

[tardy sinew]

yeah lol

[fierce veldt]

It was the NBA thank you for giving the lakers a superstar

[odd vector]

Backfired cause that roster is buns

[ebon hollow]

man soon enough we will find out who is number 1 in the draft lottery

[odd vector]

A unique type of buns too

[ebon hollow]

watch it be a crappy team

[weary shadow]

In like what 3 months

This year always feel fast

[odd vector]

Injuries took him out of rhythm plus he was super inconsistent when he was healthy so he’s been banished to the bench now they wanna trade bro

[weary shadow]

It’s sad man

[fierce veldt]

I was literally crying when the Mavs got the 1st pick cause my bulls lost out to a bs coin flip

[weary shadow]

I was sad when the raps got the 9th pick

[tardy sinew]

nba should just remove lottery atp

just go nfl style

teams gonna tank anyways

[odd vector]

Honestly I can’t imagine him anywhere else outside of Dallas now rigging aside

Imagine bro in a bulls or Utah jersey

[fierce veldt]

He would of been amazing in Chicago

[odd vector]

meh

[fierce veldt]

Next to Giddey and Matas 🤩

[weary shadow]

Raptors trust

[odd vector]

Dallas feels right

just gotta ignore Adam silver playing god💀

[weary shadow]

It’s scripted anyway

[fierce veldt]

Tell me this doesn’t suit bro

[weary shadow]

I was looking forward to the Scottie and Flagg duo

[weary shadow]

Doesn’t

[ebon hollow]

i hope the mavs or the wizards are not number 1 again

[odd vector]

When matas goes the Lauri route and turns into a star outside of Chicago >>>>>

[odd vector]

Trae young and AJ would be entertaining

[weary shadow]

Matas finna be a star in a wizards jersey next to trae and sarr

[fierce veldt]

If Washington get AJ there dangerous

[bronze snow]

Wait were the Lottery results released

[odd vector]

No

[fierce veldt]

Never trading him

[odd vector]

didn’t keep Lauri so we’ll see for this one

[fierce veldt]

Him and Giddey are untouchable

[ebon hollow]

nah we just guessing

[weary shadow]

All that just to be the 9th seed

[odd vector]

Fr yall don’t need all that

give them a proper chance 🕊️🕊️🕊️

Matas in a warriors jersey in the 29-30 season🔥

[weary shadow]

Notice how they’ve been the 9th seed for the last 3 years

💀

[potent reef]

I hope thunders don't get top 5

[bronze snow]

Who would be #1 lottery team

[potent reef]

East always the same 3 teams

[bronze snow]

Pels?

[odd vector]

Hopefully the pacers