Life conversations

[charred umbra]

U won’t find any partner here… unless u are gay of course

[raw swan]

at least this place is santified with the presence of god.

[charred umbra]

Amen

[raw swan]

amen

[charred umbra]

I suggest this should be rename as fret for boys

[raw swan]

ikr

you catholic?

[charred umbra]

No bruh

I ain’t catholic

Are u?

[raw swan]

nahh

lol

[charred umbra]

Well catholic or not… blessings of providence is upon us everyday

Why did u named urself to a far away city of Russia

[raw swan]

lmao

YES

[charred umbra]

Only Hokkaido is near that city

[raw swan]

someone knows

[charred umbra]

Whole of world map is printed on back of my mind bruh I can name any country and their neighbours etc

[raw swan]

YOOOO

HOWW?

[charred umbra]

After all countries are just boundaries

[raw swan]

lmmee test ya

[charred umbra]

Well u can

[raw swan]

name all states of germany

[charred umbra]

Bro … that’s so easy

Bavaria

Saxony

Brandenburg

Rhineland

Westphalia

Lower Saxony

Bremen

Holstein

Macklenburg

Thuringia where add won

U there brother ? @raw swan

[raw swan]

https://tenor.com/view/chris-pratt-andy-dwyer-omg-shocked-face-meme-gif-281437442397920323

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-worship-worshipping-now-bowing-gif-12297363

make me you deciple master.

[charred umbra]

No brother

U deserve better than me

[raw swan]

breh

alright then

[charred umbra]

Go buy atlas and make it ur master

Start reading and in some years u will be there

[raw swan]

capital of veitnam?

[charred umbra]

Ho chi min city?

Or Saigon

Whatever u like

[raw swan]

honoi

hanoi

[charred umbra]

My bad I’m still struck in French south Vietnam’s life

Saigon is better tbh

[raw swan]

alr

[charred umbra]

I visited there multiple times

[raw swan]

im gonna go destroy that map

[charred umbra]

Go to Vladivostok if u have to

Go full anon and read like a mad dog

U can take trip to Hokkaido occasionally and get to eat good sushi

[ocean falcon]

Woah is this really happening?

[charred umbra]

What is happening

[hexed token]

.

[hidden pewter]

.

[hexed token]

[left hedge]

Bhai ese delulu me mat fhas

[ocean falcon]

Hahaha theek hai

Hmko lga ki matrimony hora

But anyways delulu is the new sululu

[willow rivet]

If a man is wise, he would not apply.

[blazing bolt]

likewise mil jayega

[hidden pewter]

Hoods Matrimony 👰🏻🤵🏻

@winged turret edit the description to make it a joke. People are taking it seriously

Just write that its a joke

[winged turret]

nah keep it
what if someone actually finds soulmate

we never know

[winged turret]

pata hai bro
baar baar yaad dilane ki jarurat nahi

[hidden pewter]

No no I dont even wanna know just mention it

One dude came to me

[stable gyro]

https://tenor.com/view/kaira-gif-18690916

[mild matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/lungi-dhoti-south-indian-gif-4923385

[winged turret]

mission successful yay

[clever sierra]

by the way my mom is asking for your bio data

[hidden pewter]

My bio data why ??

Im a working graduate 23 lmao

What else does she need

[clever sierra]

😂😂

[hidden pewter]

Im 5'2 Bengali Brahmin born of two parents with a younger bro

[winged turret]

photos

salary slips

kitni land hai aapke village me uske papers

[hidden pewter]

No land

[hidden pewter]

Pehle baat aage badhao fir bhejenge

[winged turret]

u r out of AM market lol

[winged turret]

age hi hai piche kabhi gayi hi nahi

[hidden pewter]

I got property

[winged turret]

show papers

i will verify and

find u a potential partner

sid to japan bhag jayega

LDR me lole lag jate

[hidden pewter]

Thank you for looking after me

Im touched

[winged turret]

thanks u se ghar nahi chalta madam
paisa bhejo paisa

[clever sierra]

[winged turret]

https://tenor.com/view/hm-gif-24606491

[clever sierra]

[placid wind]

More like 4'9"

[winged turret]

[clever sierra]

born of two parents
very important point to mention 😂

[winged turret]

yes

[dark crypt]

U seem too short for 5'2"

[hidden pewter]

Look mothers need a good biodata even if it is faked

[dark crypt]

They don't even mind shorter girls lol

Meanwhile if it's a guy though...

[hidden pewter]

Who said

[dark crypt]

My mom thinks small girls are cute

[hidden pewter]

Atleast kandhe tak aani chahiye

[hidden pewter]

cuz of u

If u were tall she wouldnt

[dark crypt]

Yea I inherited her tastes ig lol

[dark crypt]

No not really

I'm pretty sure she won't mind someone taller than me either

She's taller than my father

If only I got her height but it's ok economy class airline seats feel business to me

[hidden pewter]

ur a different breed of human

it doesnt feel business to me

[dark crypt]

You are just too bougiee

[hidden pewter]

I want that HOT TOWEL AND FOOD

[dark crypt]

Ok not business

First class

I mixed the two

First class only has extra legroom

[clever sierra]

I think my parents wont expect anything like that

If a girl can cook can cook fish curry and chapati they would be happy

but I have observed people appreciate if the guy is tall
@dark crypt F

[dark crypt]

Eh I'm not fat and have abs so

I offer compensatory characteristics

[clever sierra]

Like nerd brain

[dark crypt]

Yessir girls dig that apparently

[clever sierra]

yes

[hidden pewter]

By nerd brain do u mean bike brain ?

[clever sierra]

He is that guy who can pass any technical interview

[blazing bolt]

bike talk

[ashen sapphire]

[left hedge]

Thu

[peak meteor]

frfr

[steel lotus]

Eyy, he can run dynos, and map ECU tunes, TFT displays as well

Pretty technical stuff

[cedar comet]

wtf

[unborn vale]

Hellu.ji

[cedar comet]

people get married here?

[steel lotus]

Its a place to trap desperate people

Maybe in the future

[cedar comet]

i want to get trapped

[left hedge]

Heeeyiiiii

[dark crypt]

if an activa aunty wants a stage 2 tune on their Activa 5G let me know

ill take the modest payment of your hand in marriage

[steel lotus]

• supercharger

200kmph cruise speed on Active 5g

[clever sierra]

bmw engine on a activa

ok lets not start here

[unborn vale]

Halo

[left hedge]

Wadap wadap

[tiny lotus]

Hoods Matrimony 👰🏻🤵🏻 [Just for Joke]

[dark crypt]

marriage isn't a joke

matrimony is the linking of two souls for the rest of their life

But it's been reduced to a joke now

[clever sierra]

[cedar comet]

i suck at jokes

[hollow ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/no-girls-no-bitches-no-maidens-megamind-gif-25279214

[left hedge]

I knew it its fake

@winged turret Give my money back

[winged turret]

NO money madam
u didnt paid us any money

we never shared bank details with u

how u paid us

[left hedge]

Brah don’t lie , god will send you to hell

[winged turret]

nah

never

im doing gods work

i have spot reserved in hevean

[unborn vale]

#cafe☕

[undone plover]

wdym? that's just me calling dibs smh

not everything is done by god

[left hedge]

Yeah please take him

[waxen verge]

@subtle elm @vagrant mural I pronounce you man and man.
You may now kiss.

[subtle elm]

[waxen verge]

[blazing bolt]

dw you can apply for divorce in hood's divorce

[tawdry sinew]

Anyone looking for sat sun , roaming frnd ?????

[undone plover]

this isn't an actual matrimony/dating thread

[tawdry sinew]

Yeah , ik

But who cares, may be there is someone out there

[dark crypt]

ill come bro

[hot stone]

H

[vital kayak]

Hi

[mighty vortex]

looking for friends

[stable gyro]

[peak meteor]

Hiiiiii

[night idol]

matrimony hai yeh

[mighty vortex]

yes pehle friends then shaadi

[night idol]

nai bhai arranged marriage

[stable gyro]

Pandit available

Come fast fas marriage I'll arrange

[waxen verge]

You're too young to be here, shoo

[raw basin]

me

[smoky lantern]

With

[waxen verge]

You have a husband already
And 2 kids

[raw basin]

who is my husband

[peak meteor]

😢

[hot stone]

Heyo

How's going guys

[clever sierra]

[raw basin]

find me one rq

[delicate scroll]

Wheres my wife at

[winged turret]

here only

[versed cedar]

There's hope

[clever sierra]

with someone else

[weary epoch]

Looking for a woman. No timepass please. Looking for a serious marriage.

If you don't like me, you can leave after the marriage but it is of utmost importance that we stay together till I get all the dahej.

Thank you.

After a moment of thought, I have realised that I may have said something that might be offensive to a certain group of people. I am sorry for my mistake. I will revise my statement.

Looking for woman any gender is fine. I do not discriminate where the dahej comes from.

[keen walrus]

Bro playing uno-reverse against society 😂✊

[willow rivet]

My lost wife!!! Where have you been?

[dark crypt]

Sir she's 22

[keen walrus]

She said 22

😬

[tiny lotus]

Still she is a kid compared to him

[dark crypt]

Exactly

Age gap goes crazy

[willow rivet]

Guys, its a joke.

[tiny lotus]

Yes we know 😂

Just pulling your leg

[willow rivet]

🙂

[subtle elm]

She could defend herself and it actually is a joke if u look carefully,damn the mentality

I better delete this chatroom for all the nonsense which happens here

[raw basin]

i forgot to reply tbh

[raw basin]

no u dont wanna get married

[willow rivet]

Nope, once is enough for me.

[raw basin]

https://tenor.com/view/slap-gif-25249881

[keen walrus]

Smoothly edited

[waxen verge]

[dark crypt]

We know lmao

[dire ridge]

Imagine seriously getting married after meeting in this chat room

(Qt boi looking for a qt gurl 🗿)

[peak meteor]

Youre a boy???

[dire ridge]

Ouuuu yeah

I'm a chigma chigma boi

[peak meteor]

Nice

[dire ridge]

Why ask?

[peak meteor]

Thought u were a girk

Girl

Wid dat pfp

[dire ridge]

Lol

No

I'm just cute

[clever sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/oprah-ellen-gay-lesbian-lgbt-gif-8449204

[dire ridge]

You wish

[south sail]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-reface-gif-22590282

[willow rivet]

Question: What would be an immediate solution to this problem: "Ghar wale bahot pressure daal rahe hain shaadi ke liye" (Family is pressurizing me to get married).

[dark crypt]

Why are u saying this in matrimony chat? Ppl will think of a diff kind of ride

[tawdry sinew]

Not you ig

[cedar comet]

i sent here by mistake , i ll delete it

[dark crypt]

No no

Stop

Don't

Let it stay

[cedar comet]

done

can i undo

[dark crypt]

[cedar comet]

[dark crypt]

Once you erase a scripture you can't get it back, but you can write it again

[cedar comet]

ok no no

[tawdry sinew]

I hope someone gets married from here , then this just for joke will no more be a joke

[hidden pewter]

None whatsoever
Escape the country
Get into some educational

Ghar wale will keep pressuring

Oh yea
Start preparing for UPSC

[waxen verge]

This for you?

Or someone else?

[willow rivet]

This is for @hidden pewter

[waxen verge]

I cannot give any suggestions because I also have same problem and don't know what to do

You also have same problem?

[willow rivet]

Then this is for you too.

Or "Janhit mein jaari"

[waxen verge]

I'm just waiting for someone to kidnap and take me to a different country

[raw basin]

husband dedo

[waxen verge]

Mone do

[clever sierra]

what did he say

[clever sierra]

husband hai biscuit nai

[hidden pewter]

anyone answering this ?

[raw basin]

;tr

[inland merlin]

HUSBAND HAI BISCUIT NAI <: CRINGE: 1273563386579390476>

Using google translate

[hidden pewter]

i mean ultimate goal khana hi-

nvm

[raw basin]

ok

[dark crypt]

"Anyone wanna come for a night ride I got it lubed up and ready"

[hidden pewter]

Hez a husband not a biscuit

@raw basin

[clever sierra]

say yes for the time being then keep pushing it

[clever sierra]

i know right
i could have said anything but biscuits

[hidden pewter]

parleG G maane -

Nvm again

[dark crypt]

Why coffee wala give me metal cup my lips burn when they touch it

[willow rivet]

He was tired of you trying to eat the clay cup.

[raw basin]

u said eggplant before

[dark crypt]

What

[placid wind]

Well, on this note, I have a sad tale to narrate
The tale is that of my cousin sister
She was kinda pressured into marrying a rich guy who used to work in EU
She went to the EU with him, the rich guy mentally and physically abused her
She somehow escaped back to India to her parents' place
She was only 23 when she got married

[raw basin]

[raw basin]

oooo ok

[clever sierra]

[dark crypt]

Sad

[clever sierra]

i cant think of something funny

[dark crypt]

Now she'll have the divorced tag

[hidden pewter]

Moral of the story

Kids get married earlier so u can marry again if something like this happens

[dark crypt]

And no one will marry her

Tragic

[willow rivet]

Are you my brother in law?

[dark crypt]

Bro

[clever sierra]

[dark crypt]

Sir

Why

[placid wind]

Good that I am not, else you would have been dead if you would have messed with my sis 💀

[hidden pewter]

why wasnt she earning before getting married ? and why so early at 23

[willow rivet]

Well, thats the narration that my in-laws believe in.

[placid wind]

Blame her regressive parents
So fucking regressive

[clever sierra]

would marry someone I have known for a few years

[hidden pewter]

How is she doing now ?

[dark crypt]

Ppl r really quick to believe the girl

[placid wind]

As unbelievable as it may sound, I see so many people wearing gentlemanly clothes, sporting iPhones and luxury vehicles, but having such narrow mentality

Man people literally back in my village have much more open minds than this

[willow rivet]

And turn a blind eye to the facts.

[hidden pewter]

U never know the open Mindedness till they actually get married

One can act open minded till the 10th year of marriage as well

[dark crypt]

My younger brother was accused of sexually harrassing a girl in Pune just bcs he said no to her when she was making advances

[hidden pewter]

then suddenly say something happens to the parents and all the open mindedness goes down the drain

[dark crypt]

I know him he's chutiya but he'd never go that low cuz he my brother

[placid wind]

She is doing fine
She got a job after that
She actually just got married last December
This time it seems she married out of love, she married out of her caste, and kinda against her parents' wishes
She's happy now

[dark crypt]

Man I'm glad she's better off now

And fmk her parents

With all due respect to your family

[placid wind]

Ah, they're the progressive sort
Some of my annoying relatives are not however

[hidden pewter]

Kids please take note and do this before marriage
P.S u can be kinda against ur parents wishes

On this note why are girls more willing to go against parents wishes and guys not ?

For love

@dark crypt @placid wind

[placid wind]

I think this is just your perception
I've seen dudes and gals go against the current equally for love

[hidden pewter]

Would you ?

Just yes or no

[placid wind]

Absolutely

[raw basin]

o

[placid wind]

Also my parents are the progressive kind as I had said, they aren't gonna impose restrictions in the first place

[hidden pewter]

contradictory

hippo krish ee

[placid wind]

What is contradictory here?

[hidden pewter]

that when it comes to it u wouldnt and ur banking on the open mindedness of ur parents

[placid wind]

You misunderstood

[hidden pewter]

[placid wind]

Do you know who is Cyrano de Bergerac?

Screw it, let me delete the line

[clever sierra]

[placid wind]

The answer is absolutely fucking yes, no cap

[hidden pewter]

lmao we aint fighting

[subtle elm]

I wanted to type something big but nah,guys do and i would too

There is a modicum of ppl who dont go against their parents wish and thats not really dependent on the gender,it happens regardless of the gender.

[hidden pewter]

In my course of being a girl guys are very reluctant to leave their mothers behind especially for love

[subtle elm]

Depends on what the situation is tbh

Girls do the same when it comes to their dad too

If their papa says no then they also say no most times

[hidden pewter]

Not true since dads are earning and independent and less there

No im talking about leaving them behind

[subtle elm]

Its only in movies where the heroine runs away with her raj in the train

[hidden pewter]

Not saying no initially

Like ditching them completely

for marriage

no contact shit

[dark crypt]

Lmao don't ask me, every time I bring a girl home my mom's like "KHASIA BIYAH KORIS NA BEH" and Dad doesn't care he's happy as long as I make money

[placid wind]

It is okay to respect your parents wishes, but when you're marrying, who is marrying, you or your parents man

Your choice should be of paramount importance

[dark crypt]

Unfortunately for my Mom, Khasis are cute asf

[subtle elm]

Exactly

[hidden pewter]

Biye korish na ?

[dark crypt]

She has sylheti dialect

[subtle elm]

Your parents might not know the person like u do and they didn't weave a future with that person like u did so its ok if u believe its harmless on both the sides

[placid wind]

Bruh you are from Shillong?
I can understand that dialect, I literally studied in Silchar

[hidden pewter]

He is

[dark crypt]

I am yes

[hidden pewter]

@dark crypt translate plz

[cedar comet]

scary

[cedar comet]

i always encourage this

[dark crypt]

Oi don't marry a khasia girl

[cedar comet]

[dark crypt]

i honestly wanna marry a tribal girl someday just to mess with my racist mom

[cedar comet]

novice kinks

[dark crypt]

NOT WITH THE TRIBAL GIRL I MEANT MESS WITH MY MOM

[winged turret]

Karlo shadi

[cedar comet]

[winged turret]

Hi

[clever sierra]

[waxen verge]

Bolo I'm gay

[waxen verge]

Oh nooo
What happened next?

[waxen verge]

[waxen verge]

[willow rivet]

This!!!! First valid answer that may work !!!

[waxen verge]

Host beatup

[waxen verge]

Imagine being in a relationship with your girlfriend for more than 7 years and then break-up jus because her dad daid no.

[winged turret]

That's it ig

[waxen verge]

https://tenor.com/view/raiken-cat-hang-die-bitya-gif-26309780

[winged turret]

This correct decision from my pov

[waxen verge]

Either that or adopt 2 cats and live happily

[winged turret]

I mean peace is what we are looking for

Even if u get married against her parents will

Peace kabhi nahi hoga

[willow rivet]

Correct @winged turret either ways there is no peace.

[winged turret]

Yes

[inland merlin]

@clever sierra:
https://d.ddinstagram.com/reel/DEzVdmDTaXC/

[inland merlin]

@dark crypt:
https://d.ddinstagram.com/reel/DE9qsb_yw95/

What I think will happen if I ask someone out

@dark crypt:
https://d.ddinstagram.com/reel/DE9qsb_yw95/

[dark crypt]

Why two links

[winged turret]

i mean u will have less peace if u marry against parents will

coz girl will visit her parents

and they will teach her things

like this

[cedar comet]

boo thinks it might happen with u

[willow rivet]

Well I have seen both. I have seen families burying the hatchet after marriage and life getting smooth. The peace mostly depends on the couple. Parents have little impact.

[winged turret]

ic

i have not seen both lol

[willow rivet]

I know a couple which was a class 12 ka pyar. They got married at the age of 34.

[winged turret]

damn nice

https://tenor.com/view/mochi-mochimons-mochimon-kawaii-cute-gif-13105127215766961484

[dark crypt]

So cute

[weary epoch]

Same. There was this professor in my first year of college. I used to hit on her. Later she told us that she was getting married and the guy was with her since school

[undone plover]

why that late then? 👀

[undone plover]

lmao

[willow rivet]

Family were against the marriage.

[dire ivy]

Hi

[tiny lotus]

At least they didn't gave up

🤌

[elder pawn]

My DSA teacher in 2nd year, we both were besties , then some issue in the department came and she had to leave the college , i used to Ace her subject only 😔 , lateer she texted me she was getting marrried and only called me for the Wedding from the entire College ( not even other teachers were called)

😔

[weary epoch]

She knew you'll be the only one getting hurt

Stay strong my friend.

[elder pawn]

She was a rose in the hands of those who had no intention of keeping her.

[keen walrus]

I need alimony

[hollow ferry]

question: should you need to be not skinny to be allowed in the dating pool

/ has anybody gotten a chick while being borderline anorexic

asking for a friend

[dark crypt]

Yes

I weighed 48kgs when I had my last online "relationship" so idk if it counts tho

[hollow ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-shocked-monkey-disappointed-disappointed-monkey-gif-25631537

[left hedge]

I'm the friend

[left hedge]

same reaction 😭

[winged turret]

sed

[keen walrus]

I got a chick which is 1.5kg in which i made delicious curry

[hollow ferry]

Anorexia dating app when bhai

[left hedge]

Bro killed children

[clever sierra]

asking at wrong place nobody married here

hypothetically if I had one

Having a beautiful wife can feel like a blessing in many ways, but beauty is subjective, and the depth of a relationship goes far beyond physical appearance. Here’s what it could be like:

1.    Pride and Happiness: You might feel proud and happy to share life with someone who captures attention with their charm and grace.
2.    Mutual Admiration: Physical beauty often enhances admiration, but emotional connection and personality traits like kindness, intelligence, and humor make the bond even more fulfilling.
3.    Attention from Others: You may notice that people admire your wife, which can feel flattering or even make you a little protective at times.
4.    Shared Joy: A beautiful partner who’s also kind-hearted can make every moment special, whether it’s traveling, celebrating milestones, or just spending time together.
5.    Challenges: Insecure or superficial individuals might focus too much on her looks, which can sometimes invite unwarranted comments or opinions.
6.    Appreciation of Inner Beauty: True happiness comes from recognizing her inner beauty—her strength, care, love, and the way she complements your life.

At the end of the day, a loving and meaningful relationship grows through shared values, respect, and mutual understanding, which are far more lasting than appearances.

[cedar comet]

gpt copy paste not allowed

[placid wind]

Too many people are in love with Kafka 😎

[peak meteor]

The kafka I know is from hsr

[placid wind]

That kafka is not prominent. All kafkas, ultimately, have been named after the brilliant yet miserable Franz Kafka.

[peak meteor]

achaaa

[waxen verge]

https://tenor.com/view/loki-ive-never-met-this-man-smiling-thor-ragnarok-gif-14595528

[mild matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/lungi-dhoti-south-indian-gif-4923385

These two got matched here

[winged turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1245479404961005708.webp?size=128&animated=true

[tiny lotus]

https://discord.com/channels/886959069011795988/1333628203578822676 join us we will beat the couples up and forcefully get them married on spot

[paper nest]

https://tenor.com/view/chipi-chipi-chapa-chapa-gif-12544638061455666139

[thorn thunder]

tinder pro??

[dark crypt]

No

[thorn thunder]

then??

[valid bison]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-reaction-gif-speed-confused-look-around-gif-15323274389497386203

[lapis aspen]

So is this where I find my date ?

[dark crypt]

no

this is where u find your spouse

[lapis aspen]

Damn even better

[dark crypt]

anyway if ur salary below 50LPA you're already disqualified

women here are delulu

[lapis aspen]

I never had that as a deal breaker lol

[lapis aspen]

I’m not 😭

[dark crypt]

oh you're a girl? With realistic expectations?

[lapis aspen]

Yessir

[dark crypt]

well good luck

[lapis aspen]

Have u found a wife here ?

[dark crypt]

nah

I'm not here to find a date

it's just a funny chat

[lapis aspen]

Then

Aaaah

[dark crypt]

See the Just for Joke?

[lapis aspen]

Yeahh I do

[dark crypt]

marriage, relationships are all a joke

laugh and move on

[lapis aspen]

Lmaooo

How old are ya

[dark crypt]

24

wbu?

[lapis aspen]

Hahahah

I’m 20

[dark crypt]

wow

[lapis aspen]

Where are u from ?

[dark crypt]

finish college first at least

I'm from Meghalaya

[lapis aspen]

😭

[lapis aspen]

Oooh

[dark crypt]

Shillong to be specific

[lapis aspen]

Nice

Are u settled in blr ?

[dark crypt]

May I ask the same?

I wouldn't say settled

But yes, I work here

[lapis aspen]

Blr itself

[lapis aspen]

Nice IT?

[dark crypt]

Yep

Same as everyone else

[lapis aspen]

Cool

[dark crypt]

Anyway if you want to get matched with a suitor I think @versed cedar will help you

be careful of Bajrang Dal people though

they are beating up ppl who are dating apparently

[lapis aspen]

Damn who’s that ?

[lapis aspen]

😭 bruhh

[dark crypt]

the matchmaker girl

[lapis aspen]

Aaahh

[dark crypt]

she's abt your age too ig

18 or 19

[lapis aspen]

Damn

I seee

So there is a matchmaker guy too?

[keen walrus]

@versed cedar since when

[dark crypt]

yes but i forgot who

[lapis aspen]

Bruhhh

@versed cedar

Where are ya

[dark crypt]

sleeping

what kinda boy you looking for?

[raw swan]

yoo

is there where the lonly men hang out?\

[steel lotus]

Think of this place as jupiter of solar system.
Jupiter protects the rest by attracting all sorts of space objects towards it keeping earth safe
Similarly all creeps/desperate will come to this thread, you can stay away from them

[hidden pewter]

Yes this is the place welcome

[willow rivet]

Well, I have seen some good things happening in this channel too.

[blazing bolt]

girl requirement

• dowry gift
• dad's business
• gear wali cycle
• fortuner

[gaunt sorrel]

[thorn thunder]

Yessir

[thorn thunder]

@lapis aspen single ready to mingle mmmmm

[thorn thunder]

Lode Porsche not fortuner

[versed cedar]

Since when

[versed cedar]

Who wants a who now

[versed cedar]

@winged turret

[thorn thunder]

Huh aunties n uncles here aah 😭

[cedar comet]

r u finger licking baby aah

https://tenor.com/view/fingers-gif-10709925

[thorn thunder]

No but I didn't know there r older ppl here

[winged turret]

yes

[lapis aspen]

Hahahhahaha I didn’t know what else to keep lol 😂

[lapis aspen]

One that’s sane

[thorn thunder]

Tinder pro max

[clever sierra]

i thought you a guy

[thorn thunder]

Interesting to see a female in search of love 😭

[clever sierra]

[cedar comet]

many are, she is bold enough to show that, maybe she ll change this after somtime

[lapis aspen]

I’m a girl lol

[lapis aspen]

So I can’t find sane people here ??

[kindred ocean]

[thorn thunder]

I'm sane only lmao

[lapis aspen]

😭

[lapis aspen]

Where are ya from ?

[thorn thunder]

Bangalore

But roots from mangalore

[lapis aspen]

Entha maraythi encha ullar?

[blazing bolt]

voh toh Vedant agarwal le gaya

[winged turret]

u can actually
we are here doing gods work for free

we help people meet their other half here

[valid bison]

https://tenor.com/view/दोस्त-यार-friends-best-friend-salman-khan-gif-12055850

[lapis aspen]

Damn

[lapis aspen]

Fun

[ashen sapphire]

@tiny lotus @cedar comet we need to keep a close eye here

[tiny lotus]

Sbke liye lath tyar hai

[ashen sapphire]

[winged turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1333329472169967708.webp?size=128&animated=true

[winged turret]

yes
We give protection from bajrang dal as well

[winged turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1326961946142179420.webp?size=128&animated=true

[winged turret]

aye dont touch my clients

[ashen sapphire]

[winged turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/752419742123425852.webp?size=128&animated=true

[winged turret]

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-gif-13392138837084579216

[tiny lotus]

Tujhe kyu dard hora hai tu toh single hai

[winged turret]

im not single anymore

[tiny lotus]

And I am using dc through landline

[winged turret]

nice
u can do that actually

[tiny lotus]

Yes

[winged turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1245479404961005708.webp?size=128&animated=true

[willow rivet]

I am yet to find someone older than me.

[kindred ocean]

how old are you

[willow rivet]

I am 41.

[kindred ocean]

demn one fren i know who's here is 38

[cedar comet]

[cedar comet]

i ll burn everything

[ashen sapphire]

[willow rivet]

Yup I know a few who are in 30s.

[keen walrus]

Since when

[thorn thunder]

I don't know this language fluently

[lapis aspen]

Damn I thought uk Tulu and manglorean Kannada ?

[thorn thunder]

My grandparents speak them

Ik only English Hindi and swalpa kannada

[thorn thunder]

They even speak konkani and a language named beary

Wby @lapis aspen

[lapis aspen]

Aaah I seee

[lapis aspen]

Aah yes I have heard of it

[lapis aspen]

I speak Kannada and a few other South Indian languages

[ashen sapphire]

Enchina saav maare

Dada malpandu eeru makla

[thorn thunder]

Ohh you stay in blr??

[versed cedar]

I know right

[lapis aspen]

Howduuuu

[thorn thunder]

Which side?

[lapis aspen]

Koramangala

Wbu ?

[thorn thunder]

Whitefield 🥲

[versed cedar]

I don't know since when

[versed cedar]

Are you in search of your geet?

[thorn thunder]

I'm also 🥲

[ashen sapphire]

No

[clever sierra]

accha

😒

[winged turret]

ji

[clever sierra]

devdas ho gaya

ab bhi gym ka motivation nahi ?

[ashen sapphire]

[cold turtle]

oldies

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/745509006897971301.gif?size=60&quality=lossless

[hollow ferry]

need a female women

[cold turtle]

they are just a myth

[lapis aspen]

😭

[winged turret]

r u sure ? u dont need girl female woman?

[thorn thunder]

Yeah. So how's life

[lapis aspen]

Boring

How’s yours !?

@thorn thunder

[thorn thunder]

Boring tbh. nm to do.

[keen walrus]

[thorn thunder]

so @lapis aspen how's clg goin on

[lapis aspen]

How old are u ??

[lapis aspen]

Great

[thorn thunder]

turned 20

[lapis aspen]

I work

[thorn thunder]

oh you are placed??

[lapis aspen]

Aah I’m 20 too

[lapis aspen]

No dude 😭

[thorn thunder]

ohhh

[ashen sapphire]

[thorn thunder]

thats nicee

[lapis aspen]

Yeppp

[thorn thunder]

so koramangala is the place for the rich ig

[lapis aspen]

Well one can’t say about themselves right

[thorn thunder]

I heard a lot of spending happens there

[valid bison]

https://tenor.com/view/real-gif-27703364

[lapis aspen]

That’s true

[thorn thunder]

haha you also spend then

[lapis aspen]

Yeah I do 😭

[thorn thunder]

Got your match??

[ashen sapphire]

wait are you a shetty

[thorn thunder]

u r shetty?

[ashen sapphire]

nah shetty's got that moolah

[thorn thunder]

ik boss

[lapis aspen]

Nope are u ??

[lapis aspen]

Moolah? 😭

[thorn thunder]

i'm muslim 😭 so hard to get a date here tbh

[ashen sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/xrd-exrd-crypto-btc-eth-gif-23801255

[lapis aspen]

Damn really ?

[thorn thunder]

yess why?

[lapis aspen]

Uk mean brains ?

[ashen sapphire]

money money money

[lapis aspen]

I didn’t know that

[lapis aspen]

Aaaah

[ashen sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/backing-you-get-yours-danny-devito-danny-devito-gif-13052176

[thorn thunder]

you'll get ur soulmate dw

[lapis aspen]

Where are ya from

[ashen sapphire]

derebail

[lapis aspen]

Lmao

[lapis aspen]

Huh where is that

[thorn thunder]

😭

[ashen sapphire]

mangalore

[thorn thunder]

uk surathkal

[ashen sapphire]

i studied there yes

[thorn thunder]

I'm from there only

[ashen sapphire]

naruhodo

[lapis aspen]

Howdaaaaa

Ik kodialbail lol

[lapis aspen]

Yes I have heard

[ashen sapphire]

yenri neev satya kudla davara

mangulurina jaage kooda gotthila

[lapis aspen]

Illa ri

[thorn thunder]

@lapis aspen set me up with someone 😭 jk

life's useless

[lapis aspen]

I was gonna ask u to do that lol 😂

[thorn thunder]

I can but you have to also

[valid bison]

Guys be careful from #1333628203578822676 members

[thin timber]

Hii ...iam looking for long time relationship

[thorn thunder]

bhai pehle mera to banne de

[valid bison]

Long time relationship

I c

[dark crypt]

Stop using "..." and you'll instantly gain 10 rizz

... makes you look uncertain, underconfident

[ashen sapphire]

... hello

[kindred ocean]

...

spread operator

[ashen sapphire]

... sudo rm -rf /*

[kindred ocean]

--no-preserve-root

[ashen sapphire]

ah thanks

[valid bison]

...

[ashen sapphire]

broooo i have to fmking learn so much

windows, linux, webapps

its too much

[dark crypt]

I did the superuser glitch sudo su -u#-1 to get root access and did poweroff on main server of college

[thorn thunder]

mhmm you've got experience ig

[kindred ocean]

who's stopping

[dark crypt]

Never had a proper date my whole life

[ashen sapphire]

me myself and I

[kindred ocean]

do you want reality check of how much water you in

[ashen sapphire]

i'm lazy fmker

[thorn thunder]

bro set me up with someone tbh 😭

[kindred ocean]

i will make you talk to one of my colleague whos 19yo

[ashen sapphire]

ye sure

[thorn thunder]

brooo

[dark crypt]

I can't help

[ashen sapphire]

pls no i'll lose the little motivation i have

[dark crypt]

Ask @kindred ocean

[thorn thunder]

@kindred ocean brother

[kindred ocean]

i don have time

[dark crypt]

He is the jizzler here

[kindred ocean]

sorri

[dark crypt]

Rizzler*

[thorn thunder]

huh

[kindred ocean]

IRL stuff too exciting rn

[dark crypt]

Oh damn what's happening

[thorn thunder]

brother

[kindred ocean]

will tell after it's done

[thorn thunder]

im here

[kindred ocean]

i didn't mean date sense

and a guy

[thorn thunder]

ik bro

date comes later

first talking stage

[kindred ocean]

[ashen sapphire]

[thorn thunder]

set me up with whom you know

[kindred ocean]

idk anyone

[dark crypt]

How tall are you?

[kindred ocean]

wrong person to ask

ask @dark crypt he had multiple relationships

[thorn thunder]

what's your height

[dark crypt]

167cms

169*

[thorn thunder]

170

[dark crypt]

Oh nice that's plenty

[dark crypt]

Wdym I never even went on a proper date

[thorn thunder]

thats okayish

[thorn thunder]

you might know girls naaa

[kindred ocean]

#1314538041469042708 message

[thorn thunder]

ill set you up with my friends

[dark crypt]

I wouldn't trust my friends to a stranger

[kindred ocean]

still relationship

[thorn thunder]

ayyy

[dark crypt]

I tried it once and she ended up hurt

Never again

[thorn thunder]

@dark crypt ik a guy he's my friend he is also in search for relationship

ill set you up with him

[dark crypt]

Abbe im a boy

[kindred ocean]

[thorn thunder]

I'm a good guy dw. If she's unhappy ill leave

[thorn thunder]

[dark crypt]

It's ok find someone else

[thorn thunder]

where?

[dark crypt]

Idk ask your parents

After you get a job and shit

They'll hook you up

[kindred ocean]

if there was one answer for that no one would be single

[thorn thunder]

Ill be close to 30 then

[dark crypt]

Ngl parents are the best wingmen

[kindred ocean]

cats too

[thorn thunder]

ik they pull baddies

[kindred ocean]

(trust me)

[dark crypt]

100% they get a good match for u

[kindred ocean]

[thorn thunder]

ik

is there a chance to get a girl abroad

coz imma go for my masters abroad

[dark crypt]

All my exes were from other countries

[thorn thunder]

mmm

[dark crypt]

Indians just don't like me for some reason

[thorn thunder]

ik same here

us bro us

[lapis aspen]

Okay lol ill try

[thorn thunder]

fair deal

[lapis aspen]

😂

[willow rivet]

I am playing Ludo King! This game is awesome! You should try it! Install:

Android:
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.ludo.king
iPhone/iPad:
https://itunes.apple.com/in/app/ludo-king/id993090598

[valid bison]

Us

[dark crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/hugs-love-no-crying-gif-18407780993233051555

[thorn thunder]

[lapis aspen]

lol why u single

[keen walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/catfish-fishing-walking-gold-cat-gold-fish-gif-17141550

[dawn pond]

Yoo

[thorn thunder]

By choice 😫

[lapis aspen]

Choice of whom?

[thorn thunder]

Abbey nhi mil rhi ladki toh isliye single hoon

[lapis aspen]

So single by choice of women 💀

[thorn thunder]

I have all the qualities of a good bf just ladki nhi mil rhi

[lapis aspen]

Damn sed

Hoods matrimony failed u 😔

[thorn thunder]

i dont like these online apps

they r scam

would prefer direct talk

[lapis aspen]

Same atp

College ?

[thorn thunder]

yess

[hidden pewter]

What are those qualities

[clever sierra]

[thorn thunder]

Kind,Understands her feelings,Will always be with her

Like support her

[hidden pewter]

Even I dont understand my feelings

[thorn thunder]

I do 🙂

[hidden pewter]

U understand my feelings ? Are you at a higher level of Kala Jadoo ?

[thorn thunder]

I mean if you lemme know ur feelings I will support you back you

thats what I meant

comfort her

[hidden pewter]

Haha thats cutee good luck with ur lady hunting

[thorn thunder]

if you can help it will be good 🙂

[valid bison]

he is male version of suhani shah

[hidden pewter]

Lmaaoo

[clever sierra]

[willow rivet]

It doesnt work like that. Being an empath on that level is rare now. We just say things which the other person wants to hear. In my opinion is good enough to have a good relation.

[hidden pewter]

saying things the other person wants to hear all the time is also detrimental I assume. Like when I call people and discuss I dont want to hear things I already know I want a different opinion. This strategy will only work sometimes in say non serious opinions and even then you would have to read body language...

[willow rivet]

Couldn't agree more.

[hidden pewter]

What I have found works be agreeable dont be overly critical initially to gauge the other persons reaction.. if they look decently satisfied or happy agree with them if they look slightly unhappy ask them for other options and stuff till u find the one that makes them happy

I really found that Amy wedding dress selection scene in Big Bang Theory as an apt description

[willow rivet]

I try not to be too critical. The key is to make the other person think of the solution instead of me giving it. Most time the person wants to be just heard.

[willow rivet]

Give me a link to this video.

[clever sierra]

that sounds difficult

i would just give my honest opinion

[thorn thunder]

I would prefer the person to open up rather than giving her my advice

[hidden pewter]

Thats what EQ is

Be it in any setup

Why just romantic relationships

Read the body language and react accordingly

[ashen sapphire]

yeah sid is just autistic

[hidden pewter]

https://youtu.be/3l4dWTFSosM?si=kohYUnGxWy7HhEFN

@willow rivet

This one

[clever sierra]

voh samajhta hai

its the part of gauging their reaction and changing your opinion

trial and error

[ashen sapphire]

[left hedge]

Omg

Lmao @gaunt sorrel

[placid wind]

I just noticed
This chatroom is crazily active
Far more active than the others

On a realistic note, there are more men than women in the country 💀

[keen walrus]

Funfact: Guys who are searching girlfriend here,you guys have to talk to girls irl to get girlfriend 😬😂

[thorn thunder]

heyaa

[gaunt sorrel]

Kay ga

[left hedge]

Matrimony

[left hedge]

Hi

[gaunt sorrel]

Come to the better thread - #1333628203578822676

[willow rivet]

Look for my post early in this channel, like a month ago. It has suggestions for guys and girls.

[keen walrus]

There is no search option ig

[willow rivet]

Actually there is.

[kindred ocean]

it's pinned i think

[keen walrus]

Yeh i saw that 4 points

Good ones

[willow rivet]

Thanks

[hidden pewter]

Ive pinned it

[lucid juniper]

Is this a marriage chat room 😨

[hidden pewter]

Yes

[lucid juniper]

How do i get married

[hidden pewter]

If you are female u will get a lotta mails

[lucid juniper]

Damn

[hidden pewter]

If you are a mail well tough luck

[lucid juniper]

What if im a girl and i want to marry a girl 😈

[hidden pewter]

try turning into a femail and u will get prospects

[hidden pewter]

thats also tough

[lucid juniper]

I am a female 😭

[willow rivet]

Getting married is easy, it's the preparation that's difficult

[lucid juniper]

Damn

Then no girls then

[hidden pewter]

and the moni

[lucid juniper]

Damn

[peak meteor]

hi

[lucid juniper]

How much moni

[peak meteor]

im available

[lucid juniper]

HIII

OMG

[peak meteor]

HIEEEEEEE

WE MEET AGAIN

[lucid juniper]

will u marry me 🥺

[peak meteor]

YES!!!!!

[lucid juniper]

We are meant to be with eachother 🥰

[lucid juniper]

SHE SAID YES GUYS

[willow rivet]

Lol

[peak meteor]

OMG YESSSS

[peak meteor]

WIFE AND WIFE

[lucid juniper]

i got myself a wife in the span of 1 min

Wild

But u pretty

🎀

[lucid juniper]

Fr

[peak meteor]

thats the magic of this chatroom

[lucid juniper]

🥰🥰so cute

[willow rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/when-you-have-poor-skill-in-presentation-gif-cricket-sports-india-gif-6985448464272718629

[lucid juniper]

WHO WILL OFFICIATE OUR MARRIAGE

[peak meteor]

no youre cute

[lucid juniper]

Awww

[willow rivet]

Pehle istemaal karo fir vishwaas karo.

[peak meteor]

I LIKE CATS TOO

I LOVE CATS

[lucid juniper]

Bae u are so cute i want to marry u 😭🎀

[willow rivet]

I can

[peak meteor]

THIS IS DESTINY

[lucid juniper]

We are mesnt to be

[lucid juniper]

OK

DO IT

[peak meteor]

but bbg we are already married

[peak meteor]

YES

[lucid juniper]

😭but we need to officiate our marriage first

[peak meteor]

@willow rivet PLS DO

[lucid juniper]

YES

[willow rivet]

Registrar office + two witnesses

[lucid juniper]

IM MARRYINF THE GIRL IF MY DREAMS

[lucid juniper]

Wher

._.

[peak meteor]

WITNESS?

[willow rivet]

Bangalore 15 June

[peak meteor]

@raw basin PLIS WITNESS

AND

UH

[willow rivet]

Witness for marriage not afterwards.

[lucid juniper]

Pls get us married rn 😡

I WANT TO MARRY MY GIRL

[peak meteor]

BRO

IDK WHERE TO GET WITNESS

WE'LL BE EACH OTHERS WITNESSES

[willow rivet]

Pehle istemaal karo fir vishwaas karo.

[lucid juniper]

I WILL GET U BBG DW

[small tinsel]

I'm a guy
Looking for girl

[peak meteor]

THANKUU

[lucid juniper]

😞NAHI I WANT HER FOR HER LOV

[raw basin]

Wha

[peak meteor]

GULKA

WITNESS PLS

[raw basin]

Where

When

[peak meteor]

OUR MARRIAGE

NOW

[raw basin]

Okok

[willow rivet]

Are you both 18+

[lucid juniper]

OMGF