Life conversations

[left hedge]

😂

[winged turret]

u cant read ig

[left hedge]

Wait

[winged turret]

no wait

u tryna defame this beautiful venture

we are doing gods work here

rab se bana di jodi

[left hedge]

See this

[dark crypt]

I didn't know u r rich

[left hedge]

I paid 50,000

[dark crypt]

Woww

So rich

Millionaire

[winged turret]

photoshopped

[left hedge]

Sometime i show myself as poor

Ik

[dark crypt]

I died inside when I transferred my bike's money ngl

[left hedge]

Brah when i showed you my bank balance you asked to pay, now i am showing transactions details you saying photoshopped????

Scammerssss

[left hedge]

How much?

[winged turret]

read again
submitted for processing
we didnt received any amount

[dark crypt]

More than I can afford

[left hedge]

Why your god not working for me??

[dark crypt]

I paid cash too

[winged turret]

u didnt paid for the services

[left hedge]

It was processing that time but this screenshot is enough proof

[left hedge]

I did paid

Liar

[winged turret]

nah
talk to your bank and payment aggregator for refund

[left hedge]

Half online, half cash??

[winged turret]

we didnt received the money

[left hedge]

You can’t fool me

[dark crypt]

Sorry I paid online I meant no financing

[left hedge]

Give me groom or give back my money

[dark crypt]

U can't make big purchases with cash

[left hedge]

True

[winged turret]

i wont
coz im not folling you
im tryna help u recover your acc

[left hedge]

Are you a bank representative?

[winged turret]

im representing my venture and u tryna defame for scam which we didnt do

ofc

what else i can do

[left hedge]

The transaction details aint lying broh

[winged turret]

who knows

[left hedge]

I know

Because i PAID

[sonic forge]

W service

I found..what I expected

(I was free user though)

[left hedge]

[sonic forge]

Take broom instead, more helpful

[left hedge]

I will take broom just to hit you with that

[left hedge]

Don’t cap

[sonic forge]

😭😭

Ned, where are you

Who is this lady, tell her to find someplace else

This is my matrimony now

Baratheon house matrimony

Royal matches will be done here

@winged turret will be the royal matchmaker

Don't allow anyone who doesn't support the treasury

[left hedge]

Why are you deluluing?

[winged turret]

Yes

[sonic forge]

GUARDS TAKE THIS LADY AWAY

Where is the city watch

[left hedge]

Shut up

[dark crypt]

what happened to this chat room why is a throne abdication happening

[versed cedar]

Ain't nobody gonna replace me

[versed cedar]

Who are you ??

GET OUT

[hidden pewter]

Deng 🤣🤣🤣

[sonic forge]

Robert of the House Baratheon, the First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm

[sonic forge]

Who are you? Small man

[versed cedar]

MUMMYYY

I don't like you

[versed cedar]

And I have a fun

Gun

[sonic forge]

What is a gun?

[versed cedar]

Lemme show you

[sonic forge]

Now quickly find me 3 men and 4 women for the royal matches

There's many waiting in my court

[versed cedar]

Actually you sound like a sweet old man

[sonic forge]

High lords and ladies

[sonic forge]

I'M NOT OLD, YOU'RE FAT

[versed cedar]

At your service my lord

[sonic forge]

Your Grace.

[versed cedar]

YOURE FAT

[sonic forge]

NO U

[versed cedar]

AND YOURE OLD

YOUR TEETH IS FALLING OUT AS WE TALK

[sonic forge]

fk this, where is my warhammer ned

[versed cedar]

WHERES THE PROOF

[versed cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/cocking-pistol-john-wick-keanu-reeves-john-wick-chapter-4-jw4-gif-2438417231913206222

[sonic forge]

Guards, get the king's justice here

This man does not deserve my warhammer

[versed cedar]

• I ask for two fortnights for I shall submit the most suitable matches for thy court

[versed cedar]

Yea? Prolly because you ate it

And I ain't no MAN

[sonic forge]

Okay kid

[versed cedar]

I am YOUR KID

[sonic forge]

The crown thanks you

[versed cedar]

Hi father

[sonic forge]

wh-

What-

[versed cedar]

Did you miss me?

[sonic forge]

This was unexpected..

🥲 wtf

[versed cedar]

More surprises are yet to come

[sonic forge]

Who is your mother sweet child?

[sonic forge]

I-

[versed cedar]

When my mother died due to complications while getting her BBL done

[sonic forge]

I had important matters at court dear

[versed cedar]

You left her

[sonic forge]

I -

[versed cedar]

SO ...... WAS I NOT IMPORTANT

????

[sonic forge]

No--

You were

[versed cedar]

I haven't drank milk in forever

[sonic forge]

You are*

[versed cedar]

Cause you never came back with it

[sonic forge]

😭 I'll find you a nanny

Ned- help me

[versed cedar]

You don't you greasy old man atleast pay for the BBL

[sonic forge]

hurriedly googles bbl

what is big bash league

[versed cedar]

A BRAZILIAN BUTT LIFT

THAT YOUR WIFE MY MOTHER GOR

[sonic forge]

WHAT THE FUCK WH-

[versed cedar]

Which she couldn't live to have

It's been 16 years

[sonic forge]

Oh-

[versed cedar]

Pay for it

[sonic forge]

I need to ensure you are my kid first

[versed cedar]

Oh really you still ain't sure huh

[sonic forge]

Guards, hand this kid over to the septas at the church of seven

[versed cedar]

Prolly cause you fmked around too much and now have another 100 kids

[sonic forge]

I uh-

[versed cedar]

*My lord

It I

Your son

KITKAT REAVESTHON

[sonic forge]

Dam it is him

[sonic forge]

My son

Forgive me I could not recognise you

[versed cedar]

Fatherr

[sonic forge]

PREPARE A JOUST FOR THE RETURN OF MY SON KEANU

[versed cedar]

I am here to possess the land of my righteous order

[sonic forge]

I mean kitkat

[sonic forge]

You will, my heir, you will

[versed cedar]

It's okay you can call me keanukat

[sonic forge]

And so much more

Together we will crush all those related to @placid wind

[versed cedar]

WE WILL

MY FATHER I have bought you my dog

And an AK 47

[sonic forge]

YAY

But I need a bear

[sonic forge]

What is that, why are you playing with toys at this age

Where is the castle master at arms? Tell him to bring a sword for my son and heir!

[left hedge]

What’s happening

I entered here to ask for my money

@winged turret GIVE MY MONEY BACK

[winged turret]

mam i told u many times
contact your back for refund

[left hedge]

Sir it got debited and credited to your account

Please

GIVE

IT

BACK

[winged turret]

r u bank employee?

[left hedge]

I asked the bank representative

[winged turret]

same asked my bank representative as well

[left hedge]

Which bank????

[winged turret]

We can't disclose that mam

[left hedge]

Why did you disclosed your bank account details while asking money from me?

[sonic forge]

This woman is back again

Guards you're good for nothing

Where is the city watch? Get me the commander of gold cloaks

[left hedge]

Don’t mess with me

I will break your teeth

[stable gyro]

[open cipher]

Hello

[versed cedar]

Thats assault maam

you better compensate

or well see you at court

[left hedge]

And what about harassment?

[versed cedar]

@paper nest

[sonic forge]

GURLL WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE GO AWAY RUN

[left hedge]

WHO

THE

HELL

ARE

YOU ? ? ?

😑

[versed cedar]

THATS NOT THE PROBKLEM GURL AND ALSO TRY TO GET SOME SLEEP

[versed cedar]

Oh yea that too thatll be extra charges on you for defamation

[left hedge]

I just woke up

GIVE MY MONEY BACK

[left hedge]

Hell nwah

[versed cedar]

[limpid prawn]

Hello

[left hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-spongebob-meme-spongebob-characters-human-resources-threat-gif-14275057325210155387

[versed cedar]

Hi

[versed cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/peach-and-goma-peach-cat-psycho-crazy-gif-16563639125283892990

[left hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-vaughn-chat-vaughn-chat-gif-3022388178761557481

[versed cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-hey-there-wassup-hey-gurl-gif-22273737

[left hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/duck-run-duck-run-duck-running-running-duck-gif-7950668956099519229

[violet sphinx]

I am looking for a sugar mommy asap

[left hedge]

Looking for a boyfriend.
No situationships,boats submarines

[willow rivet]

Dm explosion coming up.

[left hedge]

No explosion, I'll just sink quietly

[ashen sapphire]

last time someone found a bf on hoods it ended with them crying out all night within weeks

[left hedge]

Nvm-

Imma just stay single then

[ashen sapphire]

try your luck who knows

[left hedge]

[dark crypt]

I even asked if you wanted to hang out on the 1st but u said you'd rather watch TV at home

[ashen sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/handshake-reject-rejected-going-in-for-hug-rejection-gif-5633991

[left hedge]

🤸🏻‍♂️i don't have a tv at home-

[violet sphinx]

Tf is this place

[hidden pewter]

To get a life partner

Are you joining ?

[tropic lava]

I am up for it 😂

[violet sphinx]

Nah
Wbu?

[plush locust]

Oh you innocent soul

[dark crypt]

[sonic forge]

No u

[sonic forge]

Winter is coming you don't need a bf you need THE NORTH

The north remembers

[placid wind]

Sir what happened to Catyln Stark?

Why are you seeking matrimonial alliances here?
Or are you looking for Robert?

[sonic forge]

She's guarding our sons

[sonic forge]

I- what

What channel is this

Oh

[placid wind]

Lmao what am I doing here too - I should be out, as I'm kafka

[peak meteor]

no jaan january

lesgoo

[kindred ocean]

[peak meteor]

where my jaan

sed

[kindred ocean]

wher mine

[peak meteor]

here's to another year of being single

[peak meteor]

u have

[kindred ocean]

pull it

[placid wind]

For some people, their jaan doesn't reside in them anyways

[peak meteor]

bet

[peak meteor]

[kindred ocean]

[hidden pewter]

It resides in the people they call Jaan / Jaanu / meri jaan ?

[ashen sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/bhibatsam-salman-khan-dancing-kisi-ka-bhai-kisi-ki-jaan-sallu-gif-27588924

[dark crypt]

what is this aerobics class shit

[ashen sapphire]

Kisi ki bhai kisi ki jaan

[placid wind]

If there is no jaan in someone, it means one of the following:

1. Either it resides in the people they call Jaan / Jaanu etc, Or
2. They work 70 hours a week like Narayana Murthy so they have no jaan left in them

I am leaving my statement open to interpretation 🥲

[hidden pewter]

Give an extra day to give your jaan a jaan so aapke jaan mei jaan aaaye just like the Japanese. Take inspiration from them corners

I wonder do the corners get 4 days working as well ?

[placid wind]

Corners?

[hidden pewter]

*p

The blurry ones

zzzzz

[placid wind]

Lol, for that one has to have a jaan first 🤣

[hidden pewter]

Answer thissss

[placid wind]

You are just one perplexity.ai search away from the answer Ma'am

[hidden pewter]

Search for me and reply sir

[hot stone]

Hi

[hidden pewter]

Helmloo

[vital kayak]

Morning peeps

[left hedge]

Hi guys

[paper nest]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6a9JaoHp5F9lVA7dCjfIHk?si=8050e14f1da24da8

[hot stone]

Heyo good morning

[placid wind]

Are ya folks nano shipping?

[gaunt sorrel]

Positive interactions are called nanoships?

[left hedge]

MY MONEYYYYY

[plush locust]

New dating scam just dropped

[winged turret]

We do provide Nanoships as well

[vital kayak]

👀

[hollow ferry]

why no kinky ppl

this is injustice milords

[stable gyro]

How kinky you want

You just want to hear a crack of a whip

Or want to work as a mule in the fields BUOY

[hollow ferry]

the latter

[olive sundial]

@left hedge what's this shit..

[stable gyro]

Then goo

[violet sphinx]

looking for a partner for this action pookie 🩷🩷🩷 @dark crypt

[left hedge]

Who asked you to tag me??

[left hedge]

This is scam broh

They took money from me

Didn’t find me any groom

And didn’t returned back my money

I’m depressed now

[peak meteor]

matchmaker get me a cute boyfriend

[ashen sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/onlyfans-gif-22149757

[peak meteor]

how

[ashen sapphire]

focus on career

bf is temporary

money is forever

[hollow ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/logging-off-discord-loogging-off-disocord-gif-25970037

[peak meteor]

💀

[sonic forge]

btw gois

[placid wind]

Ser Stark

[sonic forge]

one of my very close frens broke up, and also they're going through family stuff too, +virtually no friends circle because tops the class and so it's like, nobody sort of got close

[sonic forge]

Lord

Lord Stark

Winter is coming

[sonic forge]

I'm the only nearest they have, I'm doing my best to console and offer support

What could I do better, like, idk, because I was never in a relation nor breakup so asking here your help on how to lend an ear to them

Ik this is just a channel for fun but I just didn't want to post in cafe

@versed cedar @placid wind and all

oh yes dubai bhi

@left hedge

[placid wind]

This is relatable
Back in my college days I had this friend of mine
Once every semester he would come to my room and cry after breaking up with his gf of the last semester
The very next day I would see him with another lady

[sonic forge]

Ummmm

I uh

They were in this relation since like

[sonic forge]

For 3 yrs

[stable gyro]

BAHISHKAR

[placid wind]

For a start, just be available to listen to your friend. Right now, they might feel completely broken from within and overwhelmed with negative emotions. Your friend might just need to vent.

Second, tell your friend not to beat themselves up for the breakup. It’s very normal for someone to feel that they were at fault or that their shortcomings contributed to the relationship’s deterioration. Just remind your friend that they are an amazing person who adds value to anyone's life. Someone choosing to leave them does not mean they lack worth or capabilities.

Third, try to avoid the "you’ll find someone good again" or "plenty of fish in the sea" rhetoric.

Also, try to avoid badmouthing your friend’s ex as a way to comfort them. Your friend might secretly feel bad if you insult their ex.

Feel free to invite your friend over for tea.

[sonic forge]

good points, thankss 👍

will do

[hollow ferry]

which god to pray to
to get a female like her

(it's a public reel via ig: chikooo.s)

[violet sphinx]

go to dance class xD

[hollow ferry]

ok what if I want a rich husband 🤓

[blazing bolt]

@hidden pewter put your expectations here

[hidden pewter]

power ranger chahiye mereko

Duniya ko tabahi se bachane ke liye
Sabhi logon ko ek saath laane ke liye
Power Rangers humari lambi hai height
Surrender kro ya fir kro humse fight

All points covered

[vital kayak]

Halo

[hidden pewter]

The only thing they can do is give it time
DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES GO BACK TO THEM
Do random stuff until u forget em

There is literally and figuratively nothing else u can do about you

[blazing bolt]

vo team rocket tha

[hidden pewter]

I know

Maine power ranger bana diya

Team rocket do hai

Power ranger 100

[blazing bolt]

team rocket humari lambi hai height (@hidden pewter not included)

[hidden pewter]

Probability badha rhi

[hidden pewter]

I wont take the Ranger surname after marriage

Unko insult hoga

[blazing bolt]

ryukendo ka surname de dunga

[hidden pewter]

Mereko Sheranami pasand tha

Uska surname nhi pata

Fujo aur Genji kaise naam hai bc

Fudo*

[blazing bolt]

vo punk type?

[hidden pewter]

Yes the 3rd
The underdog
The outcast

[placid wind]

https://tenor.com/view/pink-ranger-power-rangers-split-attack-gif-17714600

@hidden pewter ddy landing on her fiance

[blazing bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/ryukendo-dedevil-opening-gif-13761881667072740352

[hidden pewter]

Ye mera dil pyaar ka deewanaaa
Deewana deewana pyaar ka parwana

[hidden pewter]

So handsome

[blazing bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/ryukendo-gif-19396387

[hidden pewter]

Ugly

In into blondies

[blazing bolt]

most experienced

[hidden pewter]

Depends on where he gained the experience

[blazing bolt]

i give more genji vibes without having the mc plot

[hidden pewter]

[hidden pewter]

Yeaa

Pretty accurate

[blazing bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/ryukendo-madan-senki-ryukendo-gif-25577290

[hidden pewter]

Tu cod mei talwar bhi aise hi chalata hai

U just rush in

I am that one female doctor like Tarika who iz pretty uselesss

[ashen sapphire]

saree me talwar?

[hidden pewter]

Sau saree pehenta hai ?

[ashen sapphire]

extra paise kamaane ka ninja technique

[hidden pewter]

You sound experienced

Bbygrl give sau tips

[ashen sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/gif-gif-20188995

[hidden pewter]

Ye dhandha start kaise krte hai

[ashen sapphire]

meko kya pta bhai

[blazing bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/dio-knife-throw-muda-stardust-crusaders-gif-13969319

i just rush in the territory yet somehow has less deaths than mith

[blazing bolt]

farm scorestreaks

you won't have to do anything

[hollow ferry]

Umm can't you ask for something normal

Like ||pegging||

[spring whale]

Hi @peak meteor

[peak meteor]

Hello

[spring whale]

Whats up

[peak meteor]

Jus chatting wbu

[spring whale]

Bored

[violet sphinx]

you need to sleep and dream about it 🫡

[spring whale]

@peak meteor wanna talk?

[peak meteor]

Uh like on vc?

[sour stump]

Ok sure

[peak meteor]

Wait what

[sour stump]

Yasss

[peak meteor]

[sour stump]

hehe

[peak meteor]

Ehe te nandayo

[spring whale]

chats?

[sour stump]

Nothing, I start laughing when a girl kicks me

*God kicks me

[peak meteor]

Suree

[peak meteor]

What kinda kink is that

[spring whale]

where

[sour stump]

Get down and rise again just like a phoenix

[peak meteor]

Cafe?

[peak meteor]

Huh

[sour stump]

Sure

[spring whale]

sure

[open cipher]

Hey

[peak meteor]

Hi

[open cipher]

Supp

[spring whale]

hi

[peak meteor]

pls talk in #cafe☕ yall

[spring whale]

Dm?

[peak meteor]

Nah

[spring whale]

k

[undone plover]

wait, you mean this thread isn't entirely a shitpost? people are getting actual advise in here? 👀

bro dating all the paki chicks

[dark crypt]

Paki?

[sour stump]

Pakistan

[dark crypt]

I mean I don't mind them but

I never dated anyone from there

They do look pretty tho

[hollow ferry]

+1

[hollow ferry]

You can't see them cause of the rolling blackouts in their country

[undone plover]

maso?

[sour stump]

What's that

[undone plover]

masochism, kinda the opposite of being a sadist

[sour stump]

Nope.

[hollow ferry]

Missing out big time

[sour stump]

I'm good 💀

[sonic forge]

oh thanks. I'm stressing that on her.. she's just thinking, hoping he'd be sorry or something, but I said no he won't budge just don't approach don't enter in a convo again, block

Not listening

[lapis aspen]

Hey guys

[sonic forge]

wahii

[sonic forge]

hi!

[lapis aspen]

Ssuppp

I’m helllaaaaa fucking bored

[placid wind]

https://tenor.com/view/seema-haider-lappu-sachin-sachin-gif-1914011353300823864

[left hedge]

Whoever is coming here in search girlfriend and boyfriend, i am gonna put them in jail.

[undone plover]

... would that be a co-ed jail by any chance?

[velvet cliff]

this

[paper nest]

https://tenor.com/view/the-shawshank-redemption-knockknock-police-gif-9969881

https://tenor.com/view/looking-chief-guard-clockwork-orange-staring-skeptical-gif-23181233

[willow rivet]

Free stay, free food, healthcare looks pretty good to be in a jail.

[placid wind]

*One-sided

[winged turret]

ok ji
aapko hum strawberrry world me bhej rahe

[left hedge]

Booty lies in the eyes of the holder

[peak meteor]

[hidden pewter]

Thats insulting to flat bootys

Nothing to behold there

Or hold

Eyes or not

[left hedge]

Flat booties don't exist, it's just a myth

If you have no cake, you don't get a chance to bake.

[peak meteor]

@glossy haven

[keen walrus]

If yu bake , then yu get a cake

[balmy spade]

Hey guys, I'm Ashutosh Mishra, 22, Male, Bengaluru, looking for a casual relationships who's boundries are easily breakable

[balmy spade]

someone's telling truth for real

[subtle elm]

U took this chatroom seriously ig

[balmy spade]

Don't know, I'm a lucky guy...

[subtle elm]

Damn boi ,smooth operator

[balmy spade]

yuppp

[lament current]

An addition of gaming pc and internet makes it my room.

[dark crypt]

that's called having a somewhat of a friend

[hidden pewter]

Hmmm that's what I thought tooo

[clever sierra]

The thing we have here on discord

even irl

[willow rivet]

Sometimes that's all that we need too.

[hidden pewter]

Ikr that was what I was fighting my dad over 🤘🏻😂

[willow rivet]

Your dad did not allow friends or discord?

Or you are looking for nanoship?

[hidden pewter]

No he doesnt know I use discord
And yea he doesnt allow friends either

He didnt have a very active social life and think friends are a waste of time and they wont be with you in the long run and only family is important

Which is true but seriously waste of time

[willow rivet]

Tell him, you need a new dad.

[hidden pewter]

I thrive on my social life no matter how momentary they are in my life

[hidden pewter]

🐤

[ashen sapphire]

Nah family sucks backstabbing sons of bitches

Friends all the way

[hidden pewter]

He says he comes home straight from office and I should do the same
So I told him Im not him

[willow rivet]

Take him clubbing.

Get him drunk and karaoke

[hidden pewter]

He would make the ugliest face known to mankind and he doesnt drink either

He did not drink at my cuzins wedding
1st cuzin
His brothers son

Everyone else drank

even his elder brother is more chill and relaxed than him idk where did he get his upbringing from

[willow rivet]

Then assert that you are an adult now and a whole new person.

[hidden pewter]

Thats what I argued over

😂😂 that I can handle myself

He do him I do me

Then comes the emotional blackmail

Baccha der bodo kore dilam ebar torko to korbe (now that I have raised them they will fight like I never raised them)

Lmao

[kindred ocean]

classic indian parents

i just reply back

[ashen sapphire]

Reply back what

[kindred ocean]

depends what they saying

[hidden pewter]

I dont even reply anymore
What they dont know doesnt harm them

[ashen sapphire]

What if they said what kid said

[ashen sapphire]

Me while eating meat and drinking fr fr

[willow rivet]

Try this: Appreciate whatever he is doing. And say thankyou. He will start appreciating things more.

[hidden pewter]

When I came to blr I used to tell them everything
When I got a bite back I stopped telling
I tell them you can know what I do but you don't want to know
Its not like I wont do them anyways

[hidden pewter]

Yeah I take his opinion now and do the opposite

He is happy I am happy we all happy

No more fights

[ashen sapphire]

@kindred ocean wher msg

[willow rivet]

cool

[kindred ocean]

let me think never said that so

they said one time ki "you'll leave us and go to diff country?" i just replied yes

[hidden pewter]

But why do they argue I dont understand
You send me to bangalore all by my lonesome
Im earning decent whats the issue

[hidden pewter]

Bwahah

my mom keeps telling me to quit my job and come back like whut

[kindred ocean]

treating us like 10 year olds

[hidden pewter]

I ask her lady are you serious
She says yes
Fml

[ashen sapphire]

my mom literally sometimes asks to quit my job and come home for a IT helpdesk job near home

[kindred ocean]

yeah lmao like what

[hidden pewter]

Yes MINEE

She wants me to work in tcs

Bruh

WHAT

[kindred ocean]

unrealistic

[ashen sapphire]

literally 80-90% paycut

[kindred ocean]

it's dumb

[hidden pewter]

And be a stay at home daughter even dumber

[ashen sapphire]

i'd have to give up drinking and meat too

fuck that shi

i aint ever going back

[hidden pewter]

I dont mind the paycut if i go to say himachal or someplace nice

But stay at home helll naww

[placid wind]

Why do I totally agree to this

[ashen sapphire]

if you agree then you need to get a life

[placid wind]

Man at this point I'm idolizing your dad

[hidden pewter]

Me too hez an iit iim

But thats all

Hez unromantic as fuck

[ashen sapphire]

that explains america

[hidden pewter]

[ashen sapphire]

wbu

NIT IIT?

[placid wind]

Bro I was joking
I come to meetups
However my stance is somewhat along lines of having a few reliable trusted friends who understand you is better than having an army of followers

[steel lotus]

And here my mom wants me to quit IT job & join govt job like my uncle

(Ironically his salary is like 25% of mine despite having 16yrs of experience)

[steel lotus]

Not drinking is fine
But that social circle, looks like he got a social skill of a panda

[undone plover]

Same here kek

That, or go for higher studies

[hidden pewter]

Hoods Matrimony became Parental Woes

I should start another chatroom

Anyways in some years Hoods Matrimony will be all my parents are forcing me to get married
If we are on discord by then

[placid wind]

Lmao no no don't

My parents are sweet
I have no complaints

[hidden pewter]

chat rooms are for those who relate to it

[left hedge]

Bandh karo yeh karibo ko luthne ka dhanda

Mere paise wapas karo

Chor kahike

@winged turret

[winged turret]

mam we told u many times
contact your bank about money

not us

u didnt paid us any money

till noe

now

[left hedge]

I sent you proofs

[winged turret]

pls try to understand

[left hedge]

Don’t cap me

[ashen sapphire]

khaleesi ma'am ka scam hogaya

[winged turret]

Never

[winged turret]

nothing happened

she is asking for money which she naver paid

[left hedge]

Yes paise chale gaye aur dulha bhi naahi mila

[ashen sapphire]

[winged turret]

in fact

[left hedge]

Chor kahika

[winged turret]

no one paid till today

[peak meteor]

[left hedge]

Such a liar

[winged turret]

we are doing gods work for free

[left hedge]

I showed you transaction proof

[left hedge]

Ghanta

[winged turret]

that was fabricated proof

[ashen sapphire]

pls return when you're older this aint no place for kids

[left hedge]

Paise wapas kar

[winged turret]

We got no money mam

pls try to understand

[peak meteor]

I am 20

[left hedge]

The transaction proof is not enough? Do you want me to file case against you???

FBI will raid your bizniz

[winged turret]

sure mam go ahead

[winged turret]

iss ok

its god will

[left hedge]

Done

[winged turret]

if he wanna perish us

[left hedge]

You will be jailed soon

[winged turret]

we will be gone in seconds

[left hedge]

Congratulations

[winged turret]

https://tenor.com/view/hm-gif-24606491

[left hedge]

Gone where????

[winged turret]

to heavan

because we were doing th gods work

Seva

[left hedge]

All India airports will be informed regarding you

[winged turret]

for the community

[left hedge]

You can’t escape

[winged turret]

by the community

https://tenor.com/view/good-night-siesta-cat-kitten-blanket-gif-9763633

[lament current]

Someone plz make this place legit. Its too cold being single.

[left hedge]

[left hedge]

Matrimonial site

[lament current]

not gonna pay them.

[winged turret]

we dont ask for payment sir

[lament current]

thats y am asking here.

[winged turret]

yes

[placid wind]

With the number of Hinglish typos in that sentence of yours, you'll be getting looted trying to buy all grammar books you need to learn enough to spell

[left hedge]

It’s a typo that happened by mistake, and the entire line is written in Hindi, not just in English 😑

[left hedge]

But these people already took my money

And ignoring me now

[lament current]

U need dragons. not a man.

[left hedge]

I have already three of them

[lament current]

BUT NO MEN. SAD.

[left hedge]

I don’t need them

#facts

[lament current]

exactly

[ashen sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/emilia-clarke-gen-gif-25048243

[clever sierra]

[clever sierra]

I disagree

[steel lotus]

Sure

[dark crypt]

pandas are nice though, never met a person in my life who disliked pandas

[left hedge]

I swear those fluffy creatures

[clever sierra]

you like chubby

[flint canopy]

[indigo cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/panda-lonely-sad-pain-rain-gif-9594547216369692740

[mild matrix]

People who get married here will get their marriage sponsored

[flint canopy]

What’s the budget

[indigo cosmos]

50$

[mild matrix]

@winged turret

[left hedge]

Yall get out

This matrimonial site is scam

[pine agate]

😂😂😂

[indigo cosmos]

Umm someone hide this client

[neat mirage]

LoL, How many times we can claim this?

[left hedge]

[indigo cosmos]

U are a event organizer I want to become that too any tips

[left hedge]

Yes

Get off from discord

[peak meteor]

Get verified first

[ashen sapphire]

[indigo cosmos]

Verified? How?

[peak meteor]

?ver

[subtle gust]

How to get verified?

To get verified

1) Join a vc with staff here and talk
(or)
2) Type "?rank verified" (in #🤖bot•cmds) after gaining 1000xp though chat.
(check your xp/rank by typing "t!rank" in #🤖bot•cmds)

[indigo cosmos]

Who are the staffs here?

[peak meteor]

Check the members list

[sonic forge]

real

I will sponsor from the iron bank

[blazing bolt]

i want a girl who collects yugioh cards

[raw basin]

i wanna get married

[blazing bolt]

@crude imp

[dark crypt]

I want a girl who would be down to hold my hand and comfort me while I'm taking one of those difficult shits, the kind that go back in if you decide to breathe

[willow rivet]

Why?

[raw basin]

why not

[willow rivet]

Because I have seen both sides and I liked the single one.

[raw basin]

I HAVENT TRIED

[willow rivet]

Then take it from someone who has.

[raw basin]

u married @steel lotus

[steel lotus]

You're single
Enjoy the freedom 😁

Go have your life

[raw basin]

ph

why are you saying it like

if im married

[indigo cosmos]

U are in the wrong time period

[raw basin]

i will be a prisoner

[willow rivet]

Getting married is only going to snatch the freedom that you have when single.

[raw basin]

i feel like

depends on the partner

[willow rivet]

Exactly, why take that gamble?

[raw basin]

dont jinx it on me pls

[blazing bolt]

@raw basin marry some orange pants

[willow rivet]

It doesnt matter. It will never meet/exceed your expectations.

[raw basin]

no

[raw basin]

[blazing bolt]

yes

[ashen sapphire]

[raw basin]

wheres my husband

[left hedge]

Focus on career

First of all shut this channel, lot of people deluluing here because of its L service

[charred umbra]

I want a wife where to find her?

I heard this is best matrimony service in town

[delicate scroll]

Same i want a wife

[left hedge]

She is a wife not sabji

[peak meteor]

Me too

[left hedge]

That you will go to market and ask for it

[delicate scroll]

Thank u

[left hedge]

@inland merlin give me bao

[charred umbra]

I think you mis read Madame, if she were a sabji we would go to instamart

[left hedge]

[left hedge]

Then you should find her not ask for her

[charred umbra]

I have come here after trying all hot yet crap dating apps like hinge tinder bumble, didn’t find wife

[delicate scroll]

So youre saying shes a pokemon

[left hedge]

[delicate scroll]

Bumble lowkey ahs been terrible

Has

[left hedge]

No boo give bao if anyone say thank you

[left hedge]

Why

[charred umbra]

Tbh those are really bad apps if u want to find long term partners

[left hedge]

Then you need to more socialise

[delicate scroll]

You can find anywhere tbh

[left hedge]

Which app is good?

[delicate scroll]

Just doesn’t have the same qualitt of people as before

[charred umbra]

I’m doing just that here… in comfort of my home, and typing on my keyboard

[left hedge]

Don’t say jeevansathi

[delicate scroll]

Hinge

[left hedge]

Really??

[delicate scroll]

Yeah hinge is the app these days

[left hedge]

That app doesn’t work for me

Some kind of weird

[charred umbra]

No one I think u can find good people by going to hobbies events and in social groups

[delicate scroll]

None of the apps work for me

[left hedge]

Tell me any good experience

[delicate scroll]

My ex got me shadow banned

[left hedge]

Agree

[charred umbra]

Hinge is also crap like others

[delicate scroll]

But ive been on a lot of nice dates before that

[left hedge]

I think all dating apps is shit

[delicate scroll]

Theyre good

[charred umbra]

Agree

[left hedge]

They changed the concept of dating only

[delicate scroll]

True

Im gonna get arranged marriage

[left hedge]

Shady guys with bad intentions

[left hedge]

Me too

[delicate scroll]

For girls i bet its bad

[left hedge]

Broh you too young to get married now

[left hedge]

Very very bad

[charred umbra]

So u all say I should ask parents for help

[delicate scroll]

Yes

[charred umbra]

If arrange marriage is only way

[delicate scroll]

Spill tea

[left hedge]

Catch hold of any pandit

He can bring better matches than any dating apps

And those will be genuine

[left hedge]

Nah, i keep my dating life private

[charred umbra]

Better to try finding girls on apps than betting on a pandit to get me… I can’t risk my life on a third person

[delicate scroll]

I dont think so, arranged marriages only last because of family pressure

[charred umbra]

At least parents have best of intentions

[delicate scroll]

And then eventually they realize theres only one option for them and rhey make due

[charred umbra]

Agree, but divorce is becoming norm now so these shackles are about to get loose

[delicate scroll]

Instead of looking for the right person, become the right person

You’ll find someone doing the same eventually

[delicate scroll]

Thats because people arent as attached to their families anymore

[charred umbra]

U cannot change ur personality u are no bot

[delicate scroll]

You can

[charred umbra]

Well good luck to u I can’t do that

[delicate scroll]

But 90% of people are single because of physical appearance and wealth

[left hedge]

That is much more better than clowns on the dating apps

[delicate scroll]

There are so many people in love with disgusting people

[left hedge]

Arranged marriages are like love marriages now days no one get married just meeting once they also take time know each other than get married

Nowadays there is nothing like arrange marriage

[delicate scroll]

Bro actually no arranged marriage

I remember that atul guy

No thanks

[charred umbra]

Yeah we don’t have totally strangers marrying now

[left hedge]

Broh why are you comparing your faith and destiny with that guy??

[charred umbra]

They have some contacts of some degree before tying the knot

[left hedge]

You can’t judge based on one bad example

All marriages are not failed

[delicate scroll]

Thats true for a lot of things

[left hedge]

Come on

[left hedge]

Yeah

[delicate scroll]

Prenup also illegal in india for some reason

[charred umbra]

Any scenario I won’t consider suicide

[left hedge]

Everybody has their own destiny, you just have to be optimistic

What you think, you attract

[delicate scroll]

True thanks khaleesi

[peak meteor]

Omg what's happening here

[delicate scroll]

Nothing were just messing around

[peak meteor]

uhuhhh

[charred umbra]

Because in Hinduism marriage is between souls not a contract like western religions so prenup stand void, u either change definition of these religion rituals or forget about it

[delicate scroll]

But India is not a hindu country

Technically speaking

I know 92% of Hindus live in india

[charred umbra]

Indians marry as per religions acts, I guess Muslim and Christian’s can have prenups

I may be wrong but they have different religions act and those who want to marry interfaith they have special protection under law

I’m no lawyer

[delicate scroll]

Acha

[indigo cosmos]

Bro everything in life is a gamble

[raw basin]

damn

[left hedge]

Haha no worries!

[blazing bolt]

@crude imp

[raw basin]

https://tenor.com/view/boo-gif-19787475173016375

[flint canopy]

Is there a possibility to find a good partner here?

[ashen sapphire]

[raw basin]

[delicate scroll]

Where there is a will there is a way

[ashen sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/focus-on-the-money-focus-concentrate-john-krasinski-jack-ryan-gif-15585984

Paisa he to sab kuch he

[flint canopy]

Are there any couples in here?

[blazing bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-darth-vader-luke-skywalker-light-sabers-gif-15157577

[sour stump]

Indian laws are totally biased; better to stay single.

[blazing bolt]

I'll keep nothing in my name and divorce her

I'll get monthly alimony

as child support

my inner child

[flint canopy]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-obi-wan-kenobi-darth-vader-lightsaber-fight-obi-wan-vs-vader-gif-25837597

[sour stump]

Why would you get monthly alimony?

[blazing bolt]

i mean child support

[sour stump]

you're the child

[blazing bolt]

yes

[sour stump]

Ok I see

[blazing bolt]

I'll be totally broke

no job, no property

🤙

[left hedge]

[sour stump]

maybe you'll win the court case

[blazing bolt]

yup

[sour stump]

Niceee bro

[clever sierra]

get a cat 🐈

[left hedge]

[steel lotus]

Salwaar mein talwaar

[south sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1062549514747138100/1282116147377868800/cats_go_boom.gif

[south sail]

did any woman found love here? if no DM me >_>

[clever sierra]

since all my friends are getting married one by one

my family is putting pressure on me

[hidden pewter]

Mine too

[ashen sapphire]

Kar le

What do you have to lose

[hidden pewter]

Time nd patience

Nd freedom

[ashen sapphire]

Choose wisely

And no need to lose freedom

[clever sierra]

So I am taking applications now

[ashen sapphire]

Ladka chalega?

[clever sierra]

[hidden pewter]

Ive yet to find a wise man

[clever sierra]

[ashen sapphire]

[night idol]

ask poopstain

[south sail]

wise men doing good job of hiding

[ashen sapphire]

Even spaghetti is straight until it's wet

[hidden pewter]

U mean they are hiding from me

[clever sierra]

wise men stay away from chudail

[south sail]

yes

[clever sierra]

like me

[hidden pewter]

I gotta dig them out

[ashen sapphire]

Bhakk

[clever sierra]

[south sail]

https://tenor.com/view/anya-forger-spy-x-family-stare-blink-gif-26180011

[south sail]

scary

[hidden pewter]

Ur wise ??

[ashen sapphire]

Hell naw

If sid is wise I'm Buddha

[south sail]

don't worry @hidden pewter , i will find you a nice wise man, you find me a independent woman who gives dowry with her own money

[ashen sapphire]

Mereko bhi ek

[south sail]

you playboy

[clever sierra]

If I dont meet anyone else till april

[ashen sapphire]

I'm no playboy only devdas

[clever sierra]

then I guess its gonna be late

[ashen sapphire]

Phir waapas aate hi shaadi

[clever sierra]

@ashen sapphire tera sahi hai

govt job

[ashen sapphire]

Sab mummy papa ke sar par

Hum chill

[hidden pewter]

you said ur toxic trait is losing interest after they gain interest in you

If I find u a lady nd u leave her IMma hunt you down

[south sail]

toxic trait was

[clever sierra]

thats a common trait

[south sail]

WAS

[clever sierra]

happens to everyone

[south sail]

when i was young and naive

[ashen sapphire]

Bruh @south sail dont reveal secrets like that

[south sail]

now i will fall in love if someone shows interest xD

[charred umbra]

Halo everyone

[hidden pewter]

yo

[ashen sapphire]

Bas ladki honi chahiye

[clever sierra]

I have been there and I tolerated all the tantrums too

[south sail]

ladka dahej de to vo bhi chalega

[clever sierra]

but I got tired of it

[charred umbra]

Are there any good ladies who wanna date a fine gentleman like me

[ashen sapphire]

Do tell

[hidden pewter]

so bas ladki honi chahiye is not true

[ashen sapphire]

[hidden pewter]

why are you fine how much money do u have

[clever sierra]

obviously

in the. end everything comes down to just one thing

[charred umbra]

I got 500 usd cash in hand right now

[ashen sapphire]

Kitna long tha relationship

[night idol]

r u giving all ur money?

[clever sierra]

paisa

[hidden pewter]

5'3

[ashen sapphire]

[clever sierra]

a couple of months ago

[hidden pewter]

months

[ashen sapphire]

Acha aaj raat yaad karke daaru piyenge

[charred umbra]

Nooo I will deposit it to us bank and earn interest on it

[clever sierra]

[night idol]

wrong place to be then

[charred umbra]

It will be saving for me and my partner future

[hidden pewter]

Aaj ki raat maja husn kaa aakhon se lijiyee

[ashen sapphire]

Bc 500 USD mera ek EMI bhi na sambalega

[night idol]

u first find someone T T

[kindred ocean]

[charred umbra]

I’m here for that sole purpose heard from friends this is best matrimony site by a mile in this country

[night idol]

kaat liya dosto ne

[charred umbra]

Bro 500 usd cash aur 5000 in bank

[ashen sapphire]

Chal hatt

[ashen sapphire]

I am no longer egirl

[charred umbra]

Duniya hi katne mai lagi hai kya bole

Is there no takers for me?

I’m not 184cm tall fine man from Bharat rashtra living and working in Bangalore

Fav hobby is yap and chill with some hemp

[clever sierra]

IITIIM shaadi

is the best

once upon a time I aspired to join it

[hidden pewter]

Then run a preschool

iitiimfromthewomb

[charred umbra]

I never aspire to join these bogus institutions, m7 is better and more prestigious

[hidden pewter]

end goal is dowry anyways

[charred umbra]

And pays better anywhere in word with that certificate from those institutions

[charred umbra]

Bro… u should aim for patwari it will be enough to fetch u good dowry or any govt job

[kindred ocean]

[hidden pewter]

in this country I am the dowry payer

but I will take dowry

Bwaha

[charred umbra]

What gives u this confidence

[hidden pewter]

Moni

[charred umbra]

What makes u think a guy will pay u moni to marry u who is making claim to earn dowry on moni, is it not better for him to just keep moni

And not give to u who don’t have incentive to get moni when u urself have moni

I’m kinda confused here

[clever sierra]

japanese pre school >>>

[charred umbra]

Best for kid is to get homeschooled

[ashen sapphire]

bhakk japan ki 14

[clever sierra]

kids these days have no respect

like you

[ashen sapphire]

[peak meteor]

[south sail]

https://tenor.com/view/chainsaw-man-csm-csm-anime-chainsaw-man-anime-denji-gif-26957270

[charred umbra]

Hello

Is anyone active here ?

[tiny lotus]

Nepali hai ye

[raw swan]

yo

[charred umbra]

Hello there brother

[raw swan]

isnt this the place where single men hangout?

[charred umbra]

Yes…

Nothing else to do here than hang out and yap