#Khaleesi's Cafe ☕🍩
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"Broke up"?
You were a baby when the battle of trident happened
I ensured you and your other brother escape to escape Robert aka @scarlet wind 's wrath
mam what storylines are u creating
😭they already got a confusing network of relations don't add more
Brah you backstabbed me, you promised that you never gonna leave me alone but handed me over to Dothraki i mean wtf
Brah it’s in the series go and watch
did u even meet rhaegar ever
i watched, and read books, thrice each
How do you expect me to mobilize the Dothraki Khalasars from Bengaluru 😭
He is my monster brother
this is why I say fake khaleesi
Then why ya donno
Brah you fooling @scarlet wind like you fooled me
Rhaegar is not very much shown on the show, and even when they did it's flashback and very little
Ya got no enough proof to prove me fake
You're confusing Rhaegar with Viserys
screenshotted above chats
He's only shown marrying Lyanna Stark 😭
Yes but his character is very horrendous
what- how
That is not enough evidence
No he was prudent and scholarly
He married outside the Targaryen clan to avoid inbreeding depression later
He's described as one of the sweetest princes lmao
That's Viserys
He tortured me wdym by how
This fits my description in real life as well 😎
Thank god my husband killed you
You monster
No, he didn't
this is rhaegar, shown very little on show
That was Viserys sis
I am Rhaegar
Viserys ka bhi bada
this is viserys
Yes eldest brother
Yesssss
Wtf who called you my husband? Daydreaming?
I am Robert Baratheon, the first of his name, who killed Rhaegar on the trident
Stop changing your character, till afternoon you were my son in law

Hi Khaleesi
Hello👀
Jimiki




Hello 😊
I'm just new here i mean i was new then i left the server coz my friend wasn't online and last time i was here i got into a beef with some autistic schizo 14 year old kid who kept being racist
Muted me for no reason but anyway what's done has been done
Okay?
Anyway
Welcome back

:kit_Eat:
:kit_Eat:
Isko senior mod kisne bnaya 😛😂
Mene khud



Lol

Khali
Business is bad
?? What the ??
1 cup stress relevant
One cup gau muttra le le


Wht is MOD?

mod
So ur vice president now?

Yeah i am

No one is coming here anymore
This seems to be a general rule for all chatrooms, and even the server in general
Not no one, it’s you who is not coming here anymore 
its the same for all servers ig
im not coming because no one else is coming 
You are banned
Never 

Get out
You too


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Cafe owner kicks out everyone who comes, no wonder buisness is bad
Why so many invaders here in my cafe?
Kicks out the haters* yeah



Unfortunately this is the only cafe here

And only my customers allowed not haters

i said no promotion of other apps here, delete the message

What you serving here

@trim juniper
@trim juniper
@trim juniper give us back our money mam
How about i send some goons to your address and they beat you nicely?
ish politeness ka zamana hi nhi raha, sab ke sab gunde aajkal

Jo bhi mere paise pe nazar dalega usko main premium surf excel dhulai dunga
Wo theek hai mam..
-# but jo hamare paise hai wo kripya wapas karde
-# cc @little adder
Kese paise? Kaha ka paise?
@trim juniper aapka cafe ded 
Ded
Kon bola ded?



Mai ne bola.
Shayad break pe thaa
Mai
@trim juniper yo
Hey
just rename it to car cafe atp
Who asked for your unwanted suggestion?????



😌

petition to rename this as gossip cafe
Get out from here
Achilles is AFK: sleop - 28 minutes ago
She was running a mafia network
Excuse me
Chat
6k messages. What ran here?
Ur exposed now 
Lol this is how my business works
So you accept that something ran here?
Hmm okay
interesting
Cafe went bankrupt it seems
It’s still working
Where I can see the menu
I manage work from here sometime
where's my coffee woman
Pin
What romance ya doing in my cafe?
Yes self love iz important
… drop the addy 
Addy?
Address ra khaleesi babu
@glass silo Will share he is regular customer
Misbehaviour is not acceptable in my cafe
Oh my…. I’m sorry khalesssi babu
Tf babu
Just to irritate tf out of you 
Hahaha 

420 Shaitan Galli, Khatra Mehel, in front of the Graveyard 🪦



Are you calling us bad vibes ? 😭
Nah, i am saying i keep negative and bad vibes peepul away from my cafe
Like a girlboss

Khali khaleesi
open the door

staff is soo mean
Hello? I am the owner
Of what
THIS CAFE
Ohoo
Did u dm with with any fake account
You think i don’t have anything better to do in my life??

I just asked for clarity
Real?? U push this cafe all alone
Ahmm something like aunty man
I don’t do dms
I am barely active in dm
Ohi ok shaktiman
Owner wat u upto?
Till now i haven't got my order
I am leaving bangalore next week 🙂 @trim juniper
Ku bhai kya ho gya
Remote mil gy
Sahi yaar, abh ghar me aram se kaam kar
Yo
woah cafe

wat does dis mean madam
wat do u serve at this cage
wats the special
Menu is pinned
mutton 65🍾🤭
only drinks where food
give
ask the queen
whos the queen
Khaleesi
@trim juniper can i get mutton 65
No food bro
Order drinks if you want
u r the food boi... goat(mutton)
eat me darling 🤤
wrong turn
......
sorry ill bring it back to the right track
dont eat me pleaseeeee
im just a humble goatt
nooooo
Survived pahalgam attack
wow we got a survivor here
Yup

but we havent gotten our drinks yet
Axchaa
Okay 🍹 take this pay and go
💰 thanks for the drinks maam
@trim juniper workshop still going on?
Yes but not here
Ok
Hi
This cafe is now closed down by the FSSAI due to multiple complaints of food poisoning and contamination 🔒
Customers you may leave
Jokes on you, i don’t sell food in my cafe

It’s only beverages

Beverages can also be contaminated 
It’s not, we get water from ganga river
@orchid stag @dreamy hazel
Welcome
Thank you khaleesi
Now order
Maggi noodles
@dreamy hazel @orchid stag
💀 holy water for your cafe is crazy
I take back my accusations
wats drams. is it dreams? or drums?
bro ganga water is poison now😅
Drams
Hello!
Gundi behen Khulassi how are you
I am good gutter, how are you?
Gutterr kaun hai bhe
Khulassi kaun hai bhe 
Aree madam jii vo toh aap ho
mera naam sahi se likh phele gutter
gutter
Goat balls
omg
good evening !
wat u upto madam
watching real crime videos lol
From which website
"Inside the mind of a criminal, Scammer Edition"
streammmm👏 I want to make sure u learn properly
youtube
correct, this heading suites me
lol no, or you will get to know my next plan.
Axchaa
hi
@trim juniper eak cup chai, chini rok k patti thok k!
Phele pay karo
lol
Hi everyone, good morning!
Good morning bro
What’s up bro
Nothing much, at office. How about you?
Hi

@trim juniper cafe close kar do, customers nahi aa rahe
Mere yha premium customer aate h, ese ere gere customers nhi 
Literally you
Gutter
good morning
I'm jon snow
Good morning!
Rise and shine 🌞
Kya kay
@trim juniper is still running 
Running where? 🙄
Obviously 
With no customer 
I don’t show off my customers 
cuz there are none

Nope
First write my name correctly

Hai

Khaleesi where did the dragon take u ? 🥹
Heaven

good afternoon
Good noon
Good night boiz and grilz


💔

yoooooo
khaleesi
Wut? 
Hi
Heeeluuuuuu
Gundi behen khulassi

People still alive here? damn
Hhh
This is cafe, place for the people duh
khaleesi came for maintaining
24 ko jo ranglogi banayi thi 26 ko uski safai chal rahi hai
Yes i take care of my cafe by myself, i fix every broken thing in my cafe
Konsi rangoli bhai
Wahi jo hr banate hai didi

fix me please miss khaleesi
Aja tere muh pe rangoli banati hoon
Usko makeup bolte hai.
Let me fix your seven chakras
thank you thank you i can feel the alignment already
im practically super goaty
Jab se shakal pe daala tab
why ppl r against khaleesi in her own cafe?


Yo
Tf is this?
oh god, uninvited people. please stay out of my cafe 
excatly my question, they cant see me successful. people are so jealous
I see, how rude
the audacity of people hating me and bullying me, but guess what i will still rise

Oh mah gawd, unexpected reaction 

Gundi behen khulassi

Happy new year 🎊 Khalesee didi
same to you vade bhai 
Kali is cy
What? 
Yo
Hey
But I want some coffee 
I heard this place has 5 star reviews 
YES you are right
First pay please
OWO cash chalega?
| The Mighty Wolfie, you currently have 847,979 cowoncy!


Real money onli face to face
I don’t wanna get kidnapped
Bring a friend 
For? 🧐
Protection 
I've already sent my gubdas to kidnap you 
Then i would like to book guard or bouncer for it
What is gubdas?
Goons
I am the bouncer 
I meant to say Gundas
typo
I am not scared of them 
No way
damn khaleesi
I wouldn't find this Khaleesi ka cafe anywhere

Stop spreading false rumours about me
i will sue you with 100cr defamation case if you do this again 
Show me the location of khaleesi’s cafe

Why??? You aren’t welcomed into my cafe
I thought we are friends 
You are calling me friend because you want free drinks, which is never going to happen
In terms of money i don’t compromise

What drink do you server tho ? I don’t see any menu ra khaleesi babu 
Check channel pinned message 
Gundi behen khulassi
I see why your cafe is so empty now.. you so broke ra khaleesi

I will have a Wildfire please 
Wait, I thought this was a cafe, not Brewery 
Why are cocktails on the menu
I sell only brewery, no food

Bro, you don’t know my bank balance 

Why no coffee
I am showing my bank balance, how it is scam? 
Caffeine is not good for health, that’s why no coffee.
AND ALCOHOL IS?!!
I don’t see any bank name on it 
Good for health if you consume in limited quantity
Why i will show that???? What if you scam me instead?????
No way , i can’t take risk
Scammer cafe owner is worried about getting scammed 
So is coffee
better than alcohol in small quantities
Who said i am a scammer? I never scammed anyone in life. People stole money from me and being a kind hearted person i never asked them to return my money back.
Do one thing, outside my cafe there is one tapri. Go and drink your coffee from there.
Simple 
In that case please give me 2 wild fire

2 wild fire? I think my dragons can do that favour to you
Sounds sus 
I will invest in that and then we will poach your customers 
Why???? You don’t know my dragons superpowers
My customers are loyal to me, they will never buy anything from tapri okay
I will invest and convert it into a cafe

It will be an instagram aesthetic cafe with pocket friendly prices
Do you know from whom you have to take permission to build cafe on that land? 
BBMP. Dw i got that 
NO
It’s me, you have to take MY permission
Because i own it
With legal papers
You don't own the road 
I own 10 yards in that area
ROAD*
So stay out of my PROPERTY
You dint own the road
The road built on land
Yeah i can remove it whenever i want
What dragons ? 
I said it’s on my name
My dragons duh🤷♀️
In Bangalore?
Whitefield
First leave that place asap
Next hangout spot is somewhere middle in Shivaji Nagar
3rd place would be Majestic bus stand
4th spot is Dodamangla village
You mean your farts dragons ? 
yez
Toca (brigade road), uru, bier library
I fart glitters not dragons, they are my kids
Enjoy your time there
Eat
Dance
Enjoy the view and people
makes sense
All chapri places you like
Ye
Top tier places
Delulu my ass, it’s the reality
Yeah for you
Yo
That one statement is enough to say Khaleesi is delusional
Hey
What if it is my reality and you don’t have any idea about it
Then khaleesi cafe would be replaced with either with Khaleesi baba centre or alien museum

And i don’t have interest in both of it
Then Khaleesi scammer 
I didn’t even took single penny from you, how i am a scammer?
With fake cafe ra 
My cafe exists, just because you never visited it doesn’t mean that it’s not there
You are living in your own delulu
Location share karoooo phir 
You aren’t invited
You just scared that we will expose the fake cafe 
Me?
Scared of you? Hahahahahah
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
what a joke
Yes you are right
Cafe ka location share karooooo sala 
I said you ARE NOT invited


Yes!!! Now it’s clean after kicking out you
You can’t kick me out because i own this place
Calling BBMP to do raid 
Lol, i will send bulldozer to your house
Jokes on you, I dont live in a house. and you dont know my address but I know your cafe location 
Too late.. you’re already out 
Yo
Your IP address is enough for me to get your location
Lol you aren’t smart than me
My name is not out of legal papers
Get out of my cafe
Beggar

Yo
Surprise me
If you were smarter you would know that IP addresses don't give exact location

At lease it will give me location even if not exact house address
I can search and get you very easily
tf

Well I can prove that those are fake papers 
Leave the cafe or i will call police mamas
you are hiding

The location will be off by a different state 
Hiding? Where?
I am not afraid of you
Don’t worry even if you are hiding in antartica, i will haunt and find you
havent seen you in #cafe☕
I am i talk less there nowadays
Police will arrest me because you kicked out cafe owner??????
What kind of stuff you are smoking?????
Yesssss
I ain't smoking... I am giving them the money
Bullshit
First you should have money to pay
Is it me or everyone woke up at noon
I woke up at 12pm today
Same
Not good for business 
I am the owner not staff
You are the sole staff 
Managers are there to take care, i am not required to be there always 

You still here ?

Excuse me? How can you ask such question to the owner of cafe??
Hello
You ain’t owner anymore 
Gundi behen khulassi

Show evidence, i don’t believe in false words
Main edhar hi hoon, tu kidhar hai?



Main thoda udar chala gaya tha abhi idar wapas aa gaya 🥰
Wahhh!
GET OUT!


What’s khaleesi’s cafe 🤧
Cafe that is started by khaleesi
I know you paid 20 rupees for this fake paper
It doesn’t have government stamp as well
Fine give me i will have pav bhaji on it
It is a official document. Now leave the cafe 
Without the real owner content this paper is useless. This paper doesn’t have court seal plus my signature which shows I agreed to transfer the ownership to you.
Well you don’t have any real papers so the government gave it to me after I paid them
I said leave my cafe
I don’t wanna listen stories
You leave
Lol, you just wrote me as “real owner” on paper then calling me fraud?

You can’t even lie
Real owner is the government since you built it on the road. Occupied the government land sala

If the government then government wouldn’t have given me registered documents in my name dumbo
Now leave the cafe khaleesi kaka
Cuz you illegally occupied the land dummy

Now get out
Illegally? You didn’t even exist in this server when i made my cafe channel
And calling me illegal
Now I’ve to get back to work
How stupid!
Leave the cafe
Shut up
Get out now
I gotta lot of work to in cafe
I don’t have time
Leave my cafe rn
Bye Khaleesi. You’re not welcome in the cafe anymore
I am already inside the cafe duh
GET OUT

Please move away from my cafe entrance you are making difficult for customers to enter my cafe
Empty my space
Or i will call cops for trespassing
Dw ra. Customers are happy now..
Go ahead and call them Khaleesi babu
You’re still in your dream world
You aren’t allowed to bring outside drinks in my cafe
I already asked you to leave my cafe
You’re still here ? Even after kicking you out

Stop using phone in jail
Why cops didn’t collected phone from you
I need to inform the cops
Dreaming? You? Yeah you should stop dreaming
Now get lost
I’m in the cafe trying to run my business. Now get out of here

Your business with fake papers? What are you smoking nowadays? 
Show me your papers fraud person 
Why i will show you my papers? Who are you?? 🙄
Frauuuudd!!!! Get out of my cafe now
Yes exactly you are the fraud
NOW LEAVE
Who are you to validate my papers??? From which police or judicial department you belong??
Stop behaving like beggar and leave my cafe
Stop bribing the police
Anti nationalist

I am the owner ra.. watch your mouth ra Khaleesi babu.. Leave my cafe 
Who is the anti nationalist
Gundi behen khulassi 
Stop ra you faux-nationalist 
My mouth better than yours, stop behaving like kid and go back to jail.
GET THE HECK OUT OF HERE BEGGAR
Leave the cafe ra Khaleesi babu
Shut up beggar
Stop misbehaving ra mowaaa

I can’t repeat one thing 1000 times, please leave my cafe

This is still going on



Just leave the cafe.. issokay we will never charger you. You can come here order food whenever you want too since you’re still a friend
SHUT UP
Oh nice chaku, gift me one too


Main thik hoon, tu kesa hai?
Ji main tho ok ok hu
Apki yaad satari bohot
Lol


Wait Khalessi is still here.. @trim juniper Stop disturbing the customers and please leave the cafe

Keep your mouth shut





Clean the other spots too
Shut up, i already told you to leave my cafe why the hell are you still doing here
Get out
Shaaadduppp and leave the cafe ra Khaleesi
@trim juniper listen to ur elders🥲
Sala chuppp. She is also old only
😔
Is this chat room for got discussions 
I will kick yo ass out of this cafe if you don’t leave! 
This is my cafe now.. Show the papers or get the fuck out of here ra mama 
He is a brother 
Who made you the Authority????
I got the papers and you don't
Papers of what?????? Tissue paper to wipe yo ass????
Get out
Beggar
@trim juniper this the paper which proves i am the owner not you..
you wipe yo ass and face wuth tissues ra
This paper doesn’t have my signature!
cuz you were never the owner ra dummy

Can’t you see my cafe name? It’s my name is written on it dumbo
Blind beggar
I named it after the Khaleesi character 
Comparing yourself to that khaleesi just cuz your name Khaleesi doesn't make you the owner
Stop talking nonsense and get out of here
It does
You get out ra
I showed you the papers

You also show if you have any
fraud sala



