Khaleesi's Cafe ☕🍩

[abstract beacon]

Your honor this lady right here is operating a scam business with forged documents and our food safety records say she's literally selling poison in the name of food

My client @mild carbon here who is one among several innocent people who fell victim to her food poisoning likes to testify

[distant wren]

Merely 1 alive rn @abstract beacon ?

[abstract beacon]

@mild carbon tell them what happened to you

[abstract beacon]

Three are there

[distant wren]

No 2 died 😭

[abstract beacon]

We are only talking when you show me your ID card, do not try to get me into your scam

[abstract beacon]

No

[distant wren]

The ice guy literally iced ur 2 dragons what are you talking about 😭😭

[abstract beacon]

I recused them from the white walker

[distant wren]

Sikee

Show me ur dragons

[abstract beacon]

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[distant wren]

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[mild carbon]

I was severed dirty water in name of chai

[pallid zinc]

Starbucks mai yehi bikta-hai

[mild carbon]

No

I go at @gleaming imp house to drink chai

[pallid zinc]

Mells gave you that water?

[mild carbon]

No

She make better than starbucks

[abstract beacon]

Your honor I demand a sum of Rs.5,00,000/- to be paid by khaleesi to my client @mild carbon as ex gratia for all the damage she has done to him and an additional sum of Rs.15,00,000/- for the medical expenses incurred for treatment. I also demand she refund all the innocent people who fell victim to the wicked food she served at cafe along with ex gratia for other families affected by this as well. Lastly I demand khaleesi to be arrested and her Cafe demolished to build a temple in it's place to wash away all the sins and generational trauma she gave to these families.

I rest my case here

@mild carbon thank you for showing up today

[abstract beacon]

Hell nawh

[pseudo vessel]

Opiii: Writes a book explaining casualties
Khaleesi: Hell nah 😒

[abstract beacon]

Nikal jaa

[round wyvern]

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@abstract beacon we got a cafe to hijack rn

[abstract beacon]

@round wyvern

[round wyvern]

@abstract beacon yo where the 20 lakhs at?

[abstract beacon]

@round wyvern i get this unparliamentary retort in return

[round wyvern]

Despicable

Sickening

Outrageous

[abstract beacon]

What??? Why ya asking for money?

[abstract beacon]

#justiceforkhaleesiscustomers

[round wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-meme-robbing-mask-black-gif-13268031

Put it in the bag now

All 20 lakhs

[abstract beacon]

In your dreams

[abstract beacon]

First wash the plates

[round wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/casser-plate-break-glass-aggressive-gif-5585286

[abstract beacon]

Why would i give up 20 lakhs?????

[round wyvern]

Done

[abstract beacon]

Okay

[round wyvern]

We need it

[abstract beacon]

Out now

RIGHT NOW

you are fired

[abstract beacon]

For what?

[round wyvern]

It's money. Who says no to money

Opi, offline and I will share our cut

[abstract beacon]

It’s my money, not yours

[pseudo vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/wontbuylifeinsurancebutwillaskfora-go-fund-me-butwillsell-fishand-bb-qplates-gif-26493896

[abstract beacon]

Broh get your own money for that

[abstract beacon]

send your lawyer you can't debate fs bro 😭🙏

[round wyvern]

Not your money anymore

[round wyvern]

Your money is mine

[abstract beacon]

My lawyer can’t waste his time on you

[abstract beacon]

How?

[abstract beacon]

Why smoking cracks??

Morning morning

[round wyvern]

Because I said so

[round wyvern]

Yea we need money for buying crack

[abstract beacon]

you're making this too easy for us

suit yourself

[abstract beacon]

Who are you?

[abstract beacon]

Okay use your own money

[round wyvern]

I'm him

[abstract beacon]

You should have a valid case for that first, my lawyer do not work for some stupid case

[abstract beacon]

Him is who?

[round wyvern]

Your money is my own money

[round wyvern]

Me

[abstract beacon]

What crack do you smoke? Tell me

[abstract beacon]

Me is who?

[round wyvern]

It remains undisclosed

[round wyvern]

Who is you? You are the former owner of Khaleesi's Cafe, Opi and I have taken over

[abstract beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/louder-for-the-people-in-the-back-say-it-shouting-shaking-gif-13309926964275671127

cc: @abstract beacon

[abstract beacon]

Tell broh i wanna put @abstract beacon on some crack as he will be in delulu all day without smoking

[abstract beacon]

Broh i am the real , original and authentic owner

[abstract beacon]

Yall fake

[abstract beacon]

You wanna go out or want me to push you out?

[abstract beacon]

You know you could get arrested for tresspassing?

[abstract beacon]

I could never do it as good as you

thanks tho

[abstract beacon]

So even you agree this is a stupid case

hurry up and sell your property

[abstract beacon]

Who are you to arrest me bish??

[abstract beacon]

I will sell your ass instead

[pseudo vessel]

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[abstract beacon]

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[abstract beacon]

My ass is not your property

[abstract beacon]

Better you get out of my property

[abstract beacon]

@wild dome why is she here again yeet her out

[abstract beacon]

Get out from my cafe

Not again khaleesi

This is the fifth time you tried to break into my Cafe after being trespassed

Leave now or I'll have the cops put you in the Asylum for criminally insane people

[abstract beacon]

Stfu

[abstract beacon]

what's this language??

[abstract beacon]

English dumbo

[abstract beacon]

extremely rude

[abstract beacon]

You think i care????

Go outside of my cafe then talk to me

[abstract beacon]

This is why you lost your customers

to me

[abstract beacon]

You aren’t my customer

[abstract beacon]

stop bein delululullululu

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-meme-gif-15993619957719701221

[abstract beacon]

Tu stop smoking cracks!

[abstract beacon]

put this as your status

[abstract beacon]

crack*

not sure if it's you whpo's smokingh or me

[abstract beacon]

I won’t listen to you

[abstract beacon]

You smoking

Cracks

[abstract beacon]

idek you get lost

[abstract beacon]

Get out before i push you out of my cafe

[abstract beacon]

so what

you smoked your customers

Because of your daily drama i am losing customers

[abstract beacon]

Hein????

Stop drinking

[abstract beacon]

Smoking not allowed inside my cafe

[abstract beacon]

that's why you are delulu

[abstract beacon]

You hallucinating

Halulu

[abstract beacon]

call your security let's see who they will poush out

[abstract beacon]

I’m my own security

[abstract beacon]

if you're wondering this is you khaleesi

[abstract beacon]

What this kurkure you showing me?

[abstract beacon]

exactly

sucks to be you 😭

[abstract beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/no-bugs-bunny-nope-gif-4095597578532971838

[abstract beacon]

it's my cafe and it's allowed now

[abstract beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/drinking-drink-up-drink-time-drink-drink-alcohol-gif-15393410

[abstract beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/kick-get-out-gif-10820357

this is what me and my customers will be doing tonight

GET OUT

scammer

[abstract beacon]

yes

that's what you should do

be kind and listen to yourself

[abstract beacon]

Alcohol not allowed in my cafe

I will call cops on you

[abstract beacon]

was i not clear the last time??

or do you want me to teach you the hard way

[abstract beacon]

Who even listening you

[abstract beacon]

Come

https://tenor.com/view/telangana-sakuntala-beating-sunil-telangana-sakuntala-beating-sunil-angry-gif-19001069

[abstract beacon]

then stop getting high off cheap stuff

[abstract beacon]

I don’t do drugs

[abstract beacon]

imagine if you did
no wonder it came in like a surprise your cafe lasted this long

well

you can kiss your license goodbye for now

anyways

do swing by our cafe i might give you ex-employee discount

[abstract beacon]

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[abstract beacon]

@wild dome need yo attention here please

Stop stalking girls and get your focus here

Situation is going out of hands

[wild dome]

Ayooo I don't stalk girls

Girls stalk me😔

[wild dome]

https://tenor.com/view/stupid-bye-mayiii-ailamayb-hehe-gif-8990816642493111677

[abstract beacon]

Do you have any proof of it??🧢

[wild dome]

Yes

But I can't share dms 😔

[abstract beacon]

I’m the owner you can share

https://tenor.com/view/sip-gif-6006336834717846617

[limber vale]

testing

[limber vale]

here

[abstract beacon]

@abstract beacon Pinterest ahh pfp

[abstract beacon]

@wild dome I'm giving you permission to share mine 😔

[wild dome]

[abstract beacon]

Who has given you authority to give permission??

[abstract beacon]

[abstract beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/milk-and-mocha-bear-couple-bear-hug-kick-shut-up-gif-17443923

[abstract beacon]

where is @tame blaze

[opal dust]

She left the server

[modern flint]

Oooo👀

Why 👀

[opal dust]

Don't no

[edgy hemlock]

Sad, cafe finally closed

[opal dust]

I think so 🥲

[edgy hemlock]

We will go to some other cafe then

[wild dome]

#1241019070791553046

[gleaming imp]

Disloyal customer

[gleaming imp]

Imagine promoting ur channel here 😂

[wild dome]

When one door closes another opens

[gleaming imp]

Bruh

Life goes on 😭

U made me realise this

[wild dome]

[pallid zinc]

Khaleesi's cafe without Khaleesi

[still sparrow]

[edgy hemlock]

Cafe was bad anyway , horrible service

[gleaming imp]

I must say u don't have good taste

[still sparrow]

U sound more like a co owner...

[gleaming imp]

U doubt that?

Good morning

[still sparrow]

Maafi malkin

[gleaming imp]

😂

Kaam karo

[still sparrow]

Ji wo kya hota pata nahi...

[gleaming imp]

Wah isliye soya karo time pe

[still sparrow]

Taken off for few days...

[still sparrow]

What did u type before

[gleaming imp]

Nothing 😂

[gleaming imp]

Wowwwww

Lucky huh

[still sparrow]

Aye... Mods ko batayega...

[gleaming imp]

Seriously maine kuch nahi likha

What u talking abt

[still sparrow]

Kya lucky.. mushkil se mila hai.. it will end soon

[gleaming imp]

🤔

[still sparrow]

Arey kuch nahi.. mazak kar raha tha.. saw some msg like you wrote something wrong...

Isliye

[gleaming imp]

How u saw when I didnt

😂

Chasma thik karao apna

[still sparrow]

[gleaming imp]

[still sparrow]

Nahi pehenta...

[gleaming imp]

Abhi pehnene ka waqt aa gaya hai

[still sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/ponke-ponkesol-monke-monkey-daddy-gif-4759449016372121145

Thoda time hai aur..

[still sparrow]

Iss meme ka mommy chill version hai kya??

[gleaming imp]

https://tenor.com/view/daddy-chill-chill-mommy-gif-3344102764505821373

[edgy hemlock]

Ask other customers also they have same story

[gleaming imp]

I have enough feedbacks

[still sparrow]

Thanks..

[edgy hemlock]

Cafe became perfume shop?

[fair lintel]

the owner of the cafe ain't in the server tho

[gleaming imp]

She is on vacation

[broken oriole]

Oyeee hiii

[gleaming imp]

hellooo how r u

[broken oriole]

Bdhiya ji aap?

[fair lintel]

ah i see

[sinful willow]

[scenic oriole]

Kali Kali kaleesi

@khaleesi0756 khale khale khaleesi

[empty river]

@abstract beacon

[abstract beacon]

Ohhhhh

HAHAHAHAHA

thanks

[empty river]

[abstract beacon]

Subah ho gaayi mamu!!

[edgy hemlock]

Any discount for reopening

[pallid zinc]

Ayo, we back 🙏

[modern flint]

Arreeh khalessi is back

👀

[abstract beacon]

No discounts 😒

[abstract beacon]

Heyyy vadeee

[abstract beacon]

Um yeah lol

To my customers

[modern flint]

Welcome back

[modern flint]

Happy diwali guys 🎉🎉

[abstract beacon]

I wanna click my pic with diya

[modern flint]

Click then 👀

[gleaming imp]

https://tenor.com/view/miu-cat-kitten-kitty-sneak-out-gif-16076661

[abstract beacon]

Good morning my dragunsssss

✨✨✨

[opal dust]

Hii

Any meet plan tomo ?

[abstract beacon]

No

[abstract beacon]

Hi

[opal dust]

How are u

[abstract beacon]

I’m good

Wbu

[opal dust]

I am good too

[abstract beacon]

Kabhi aao mere cafe me

[runic sun]

Free mei khana mileaga toh aaye gei

[sinful willow]

free?
bhul jao

[runic sun]

[sinful willow]

[runic sun]

[sinful willow]

[runic sun]

[abstract beacon]

Tere saas ka cafe nhi h

Paise de k khana lo

[runic sun]

[runic sun]

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[sinful willow]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-smell-my-ass-puppy-cat-gif-15192980

[sinful willow]

cafe ka address to do

[abstract beacon]

Free mein pani bhi nhi milega yaha

[abstract beacon]

Police station me aa k le lena

[thorny spear]

The Boo is AFK: - 10 hours ago

[abstract beacon]

[sinful willow]

[abstract beacon]

[modern flint]

[sinful willow]

https://tenor.com/view/get-some-squirrel-come-at-me-bro-gif-11152554

[abstract beacon]

Do not fight inside my cafe!

[sinful willow]

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[abstract beacon]

[sinful willow]

https://tenor.com/view/bh187-family-guy-peter-griffin-kidnap-beating-gif-21484859

[abstract beacon]

[sinful willow]

[modern flint]

https://tenor.com/view/lets-go-wanna-fight-fight-funny-cats-lol-gif-16958009

[sinful willow]

https://tenor.com/view/carl-rat-rats-carl-fighting-fight-gif-19310178

[modern flint]

Mouse fight 😂

[sinful willow]

you want more?

[abstract beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/catpopo-gif-14363104828101683866

[modern flint]

Khaleesi to the rescue 😂😂

[abstract beacon]

I’m calling the cops on both of you

[modern flint]

I am running thenn

https://tenor.com/view/police-chase-run-being-chased-running-away-gif-5786191

[sinful willow]

https://tenor.com/view/migit-gun-fail-fall-too-much-recoil-oh-no-gif-17385143

[ornate spindle]

Cafe more like fight club these days! 🫢

[abstract beacon]

This peeps creating ruckus in my cafe

[edgy hemlock]

When are you getting alcohol licence

[abstract beacon]

I’m not gonna sell alcohol

You go to mrp and buy

[sinful willow]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-bark-gif-20068634

[abstract beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/mhrw-pallu-jhaadu-gif-22011242

[abstract beacon]

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[abstract beacon]

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[abstract beacon]

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[tacit python]

Can I please have Tiramisu

[abstract beacon]

[languid seal]

Bhak

[abstract beacon]

Sorry we do not sell desert

[tacit python]

Where’s the menu

[pallid zinc]

This place has no food and no drinks.

[tacit python]

Sadness overload….

[edgy hemlock]

Worst place

[thorny spear]

Madhur Vade is AFK: Fever 🤒. Need sleep - 10 hours ago

[pallid zinc]

Why sadness?

[pallid zinc]

Nah, it's got vibes

[abstract beacon]

Get out

[abstract beacon]

Happiness ✨

[abstract beacon]

I only sell beverages

[abstract beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/will-smith-hitch-get-out-leave-me-bye-gif-16637838

[empty river]

It's my cafe tho

[abstract beacon]

Who told you??

[empty river]

https://tenor.com/view/kyle-mac-lachlan-sitting-like-a-boss-gif-9584879

[empty river]

Jesus Christ, our lord and savior

[abstract beacon]

You can’t lie to god

[empty river]

We homies, he don't mind

[abstract beacon]

Stand up, no sitting here

[abstract beacon]

I’m his daughter

[empty river]

https://tenor.com/view/floor-rolling-on-gif-11242866

[abstract beacon]

He can’t betray me

[abstract beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/kick-goundamani-senthil-gif-cheran-pandiyan-movie-gif-9440871769423360907

[empty river]

you're taht lil girl i saw back then?
You've grown up

[abstract beacon]

You were younger than me boy

[empty river]

Me and god, we go way back

[abstract beacon]

Do not mess up with elders

[empty river]

I'm yo father's friend, older than you

[abstract beacon]

You and god can’t exist together

Stop capping

[empty river]

I told you man, we homies
We partied a lot back in the day

Everytime we ran Outta alcohol, he would just touch water and make wine

[abstract beacon]

You think if god listen this he will feel proud about it??

[empty river]

Whatta G

[abstract beacon]

He is a god not magician

[empty river]

Proud idk, but will for sure reminiscence

[empty river]

https://tenor.com/view/watertowine-jesus-christian-miracle-water-gif-19501299

Water to wine, is one of god's classic move

[abstract beacon]

A father trust his daughter more than anyone else

So i need to tell him to bring yo ass on the right place

[empty river]

Dw, we'll be vibing after a long time when we meet
I'll make sure to bring lots of water
We'll make wine

[abstract beacon]

I don’t drink

[edgy hemlock]

No I am gonna protest against bad service

[abstract beacon]

I will call cops on you

[edgy hemlock]

They won't do anything, I know their head

[abstract beacon]

I know their head to toe

[edgy hemlock]

Wow, power of khaleesi

Ok you win, I will leave this caffe forever

[abstract beacon]

Thank god, I will be in peace now

[abstract beacon]

your café is already resting in peace

[abstract beacon]

Go back simon

[abstract beacon]

Please talk with respect to your owner

[pallid zinc]

Opi hiii

[abstract beacon]

maddy

the goat

how you been

[pallid zinc]

Wassup opi, haven't seen you for a while.
How you been ?

[pallid zinc]

Me good opi 👍🏿.
Just bored these days

[abstract beacon]

been tending to some imp stuff so was busy
im great madhur

[pallid zinc]

[abstract beacon]

broza you in bangalore

how could you be bored

[pallid zinc]

I need friends

[abstract beacon]

you being rela

real

[abstract beacon]

My ass

[abstract beacon]

@dicsipliner

[abstract beacon]

Your ass discipliner

[abstract beacon]

behave or else i will discipline you

[pallid zinc]

Sir all my friends close to my home relocated

[abstract beacon]

you got us hooders

right

[pallid zinc]

Yes sir
But yall stay far away

[pallid zinc]

Your ass is the owner?

[abstract beacon]

i was about to say commute but then i remembered you live in bangalore

[pallid zinc]

[abstract beacon]

your coworkers are ass huh

[pallid zinc]

My coworkers are in Hyderabad
Me work from home

[abstract beacon]

all the odds are stacked against you

dw

you can still go on a solo-date

[pallid zinc]

I've had enough of solo dates

[abstract beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/black-panther-get-this-man-a-girlfriend-girlfriend-down-bad-gif-24114639

[pallid zinc]

I just need some friends close to my house

[abstract beacon]

whats your loc?

[pallid zinc]

Jayanagar

[abstract beacon]

did you try chatroom

[pallid zinc]

I'm too exhausted to meet new people 😂

[abstract beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/slipper-beat-run-chase-gif-17899015

@empty river when conducting beatups

[thorny spear]

lightfuel is AFK: - 8 hours ago

[edgy hemlock]

Marriage says hi

[abstract beacon]

He calling himself owner of the cafe , how much delusion he got lawls

[pallid zinc]

Ban him

[scenic oriole]

Huiihaaaaye

[abstract beacon]

hi

[abstract beacon]

[pallid zinc]

Welcome to khaleesi's cafe
The owner here is horrible, food is terrible but tea/cofee is good 👍🏿.

[abstract beacon]

never mind i dont like eat haha

[pallid zinc]

What brings you to Bangalore?

[abstract beacon]

First of all i don’t sell food

[abstract beacon]

Delusion

[red parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/garam-hai-are-bc-are-benchod-carry-bill-gates-gif-7680324116085638734

[final thunder]

Madhuranna, I heard that in order to uncover the secret of perpetual youth, a billionaire by the name of Bryan Johnson has come to BLR to speak to you specially

Is that true?

[pallid zinc]

That's why I said owner is horrible.
Food would be good tho.

[pallid zinc]

Fake news

[abstract beacon]

Wh wh whoooo????

[hard glen]

🌱 | Kaleshi Aurat Khaleesi🧹 spent 5 and caught an uncommon :rooster:!
| You found a lootbox! [1/3] RESETS IN: 17H 54M 13S

[abstract beacon]

It’s okay you can defame my cafe because i know it’s food is good

[final thunder]

Not entirely fake. Bryan Johnson has indeed come to Bengaluru. And he has roasted the AQI here.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.businesstoday.in/amp/technology/news/story/lets-hang-bengaluru-bryan-johnson-heads-to-silicon-valley-of-india-for-exclusive-event-455950-2024-12-03

Bryan Johnson is spending millions of dollars to look youthful. He's famous for his anti ageing efforts.

[pallid zinc]

When next meetup?

[pallid zinc]

I've seen some of his course content. But I'm too lazy to do it 😂

[abstract beacon]

What meetup?? I am going home

[pallid zinc]

Before you go 😭

[final thunder]

As they say, coaches don't play

[abstract beacon]

No more time

We already met

That is the last we met

If god wants we will meet again

Do not interrupt when i am talking

[pallid zinc]

Why @remote glen

[final thunder]

Apologies. Had only done that out of humor. I realise that was inappropriate.

[remote glen]

no can do

[final thunder]

On this note though, I feel that being wealthy is indeed a blessing

Elon Musk used to say that if something is important enough, you should give it a shot, even if the odds are against you

I feel the spirit of pushing the envelope is widespread in the US

I cannot imagine many billionaires here spending capital on experimental ventures like anti ageing science, reusable rockets, deep sea exploration, etc

[abstract beacon]

My dragons are growling thought to serve you as a food to them, but you apologised like a good boi so i frgv you

[pallid zinc]

Why nah ?

[final thunder]

You want to kill your own elder brother, Daenerys? 😭

[red kraken]

[abstract beacon]

Are you not aware of his torture??

[final thunder]

Ekbar to mar hi chuka hoon, when the obese Robert Baratheon sat on me

[abstract beacon]

Gorl

Lemme me click

[red kraken]

okok

[abstract beacon]

Aur ek bar marja maza aayega

[red kraken]

sooo many

ALSO

the colors

i love em

is it like vampy red

[remote glen]

why nawt

[pallid zinc]

She leaving for hometown. Idk when she'll be vack.

*back

[remote glen]

oh noooo

[abstract beacon]

Yasss

[abstract beacon]

now in bangalore now will be back on 5 january

[pallid zinc]

Back on January meaning, you're leaving Bangalore?

[abstract beacon]

no means i go back bangalore on january

[pallid zinc]

[cursive copper]

Hwy lol

[abstract beacon]

Heyyyy

Ayeee

[abstract beacon]

hello

[abstract beacon]

[abstract beacon]

[abstract beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-laugh-witch-gif-19681679

[abstract beacon]

aur kya halchal?

[cursive copper]

Acha

[abstract beacon]

Bassss yuhiii

[abstract beacon]

kabhi mujhe bhi apna dost bana liya karo

[abstract beacon]

Hein????

[abstract beacon]

[abstract beacon]

Main tera didi ban sakta hoon

[abstract beacon]

dont be just my didi .. be my sugar didi

[abstract beacon]

Ambani tera mama lagta h kya

[abstract beacon]

isme ambani kya karega?

[smoky minnow]

Anyonehere

[abstract beacon]

hey

[abstract beacon]

Ambani muje paise dega

[abstract beacon]

Yes

[smoky minnow]

Bhai max 200 desakta

Lmao

Anyone can get 200

[abstract beacon]

For what?????

[smoky minnow]

For one page of writing

[abstract beacon]

No this not gonna happen here

[sand axle]

.

[smoky minnow]

It's ok lol

[daring rivet]

https://youtube.com/shorts/lCu6oVi00Kw?si=skgbkljxOSczrxOI

👆MG Road bengaluru christmas celebration

[abstract beacon]

..

[abstract beacon]

Awesome broh

[daring rivet]

Tq sis

[sand axle]

...

[abstract beacon]

….

[sand axle]

.....

[abstract beacon]

……

[sand axle]

.......

[abstract beacon]

……..

[daring rivet]

https://youtube.com/shorts/lCu6oVi00Kw?feature=share

👆MG Road bengaluru Christmas celebration

[abstract beacon]

Aren’t we done yet?

[sand axle]

.......

[abstract beacon]

…..

[sand axle]

....

[abstract beacon]

…

[sand axle]

..

[scarlet wind]

DAMMNNN YOU ARE THE TARGARYEN GIRL

GUARDS TAKE HER AND HER SON

[abstract beacon]

.

[abstract beacon]

Get out from my cafe i will call cops on you

[sand axle]

‎

[abstract beacon]

[sand axle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-wif-hat-catwifhat-cwif-gif-9050711732023218630

[scarlet wind]

🥲 tbh you have power, I was in timeout for a while

[abstract beacon]

Hahahaha

😆

[daring rivet]

https://youtube.com/shorts/32lDYtEQUfk?feature=share

👆New Year celebration mg road bengaluru

[abstract beacon]

My cafe is not Instagram broh

[scenic oriole]

Khale khale khaleesii

@abstract beacon hehe

[scarlet wind]

Winter is coming, close the gates to your cafe

A Winter is cold, a winter is chilly
A Mission to Dubai is very thrilly

dam i miss my college ish this was unexpected

[abstract beacon]

[abstract beacon]

First

Get out of my cafe

[broken oriole]

Who are you 👀

[abstract beacon]

Get out

[scarlet wind]

No u

[abstract beacon]

This is my cafe

Now get out

[runic sun]

Now owner is back

[scarlet wind]

Mine now

[abstract beacon]

Who are you

[abstract beacon]

Will you get out or I have to push you out ?

[runic sun]

🥲

[abstract beacon]

[scarlet wind]

NO

You would do well to remember you're talking to the Lord of Winterfell, Warden of the North

[abstract beacon]

What type of delulu you are living in ??

[scarlet wind]

winter waala🥲

[abstract beacon]

Wake up

Good morning

[broken oriole]

Nai jaunga kya krlegi 😝

[floral karma]

Good morning

[abstract beacon]

Tu kab dc me aaya?

[abstract beacon]

Good afternoon

[floral karma]

Hey

[abstract beacon]

Hi

[floral karma]

Wassupp

[abstract beacon]

Nothing much

[floral karma]

Do you have a cafe

[abstract beacon]

Yus

[floral karma]

Which area

[scarlet wind]

ni

[abstract beacon]

[broken oriole]

DC mtlb?

[abstract beacon]

Discord

[broken oriole]

Abe beta

Bta*

[final thunder]

Hey @abstract beacon why did your dragons lay eggs in my balcony

[abstract beacon]

You’re lucky my dragons decided to lay their eggs on your terrace. Now you’re getting dragon babies for free congratulations, you’re the chosen one

[final thunder]

I was Rhaegar Targaryen actually, since TheKid could not pronounce my name she got it changed to Kafka 🙏

[abstract beacon]

What is kafka?

[final thunder]

Kafka, the author

[abstract beacon]

;img kafka

[sly spire]

Kafka Producer Best Practices: Enabling Reliable Data Streaming ...

[abstract beacon]

[final thunder]

Lol not that one

;img franz kafka

[sly spire]

Franz Kafka - Wikipedia

[final thunder]

Well, the computer science kafka is kinda relatable to me as well, I'm a programmer you see

[abstract beacon]

I don’t understand IT stuffs, but yeah sounds interesting

[stuck hatch]

Kafka and zookeeper?

Ouu

I get the wordplay

[scarlet wind]

Oh

Khaleesi gone?

[final thunder]

Yeah she goes anyways

[trim juniper]

The owner is baackkkkk!!

[little adder]

wym back
owner was here always @empty river

[thorny spear]

lightfuel is AFK: - 4 days ago

[trim juniper]

Shut up

I am the owner

Real and authentic owner

[mild carbon]

Eww

This exists

Chai tapri

[trim juniper]

Bartan dho aur nikal

[mild carbon]

[trim juniper]

@empty river bish you better come back or i will make your soul come back here

[thorny spear]

lightfuel is AFK: - 6 days ago

[trim juniper]

Afk my ass

[scarlet wind]

yay boi

now pay us the remainder matrimony fee

We have been waiting for you ma'am

[trim juniper]

Matrimony fee no way, earn your own money

Stop scamming me

[lethal hornet]

What is this chatroom for ?

[scenic oriole]

It's khalee khalee khaleesiiiiii,'s cafe

[trim juniper]

This is cafe not chat room

[trim juniper]

You better shush!

[scenic oriole]

U from wayanad??

[scarlet wind]

it is where we all get paid monies by the kind mighty dragon

[trim juniper]

I am from kings landing

[scenic oriole]

Ehh where is that from

[trim juniper]

Stop taking money from small kids

[trim juniper]

Game of thrones

[scenic oriole]

Lol paws

[trim juniper]

What paws??

[scarlet wind]

fake targaryen u

[trim juniper]

Who are you to say that??

[scenic oriole]

Yaah I already said that

[trim juniper]

Shut up

[scenic oriole]

Show me your drangons

[scarlet wind]

daenerys is from dragonstone

[scarlet wind]

-# no one

[trim juniper]

They are my kids not to show off

[trim juniper]

You don’t know

She captured the entire place

[scarlet wind]

wha

[lethal hornet]

Sounds sus

[scenic oriole]

What sus

[lethal hornet]

Show me your "DRAGONS"

[trim juniper]

Yes

[scarlet wind]

she, not u

u fake

WE WANT THE TRUE QUEEN

Back

[trim juniper]

Get out from my cafe

[scarlet wind]

@trim juniper

my cafe now

[trim juniper]

Stop day dreaming

[abstract beacon]

?piss

[trim juniper]

[scenic oriole]

I didn't say that am khaleesii so I don't have dragon

[lethal hornet]

Ok

[abstract beacon]

no fight?

damn

[trim juniper]

[scarlet wind]

grumpy hr

[trim juniper]

Call me queen not HR

[shadow flax]

hi cafe

[trim juniper]

[shadow flax]

Yo, dragon briyani pls

[trim juniper]

In my cafe i do not sell dragon biriyani

[edgy hemlock]

Do you sell meow meow biriyani?

[trim juniper]

Are you human or monster? How can you eat such cute things??

You better burn in hell

Or my dragons will barbecue you

[edgy hemlock]

I am chinese

[trim juniper]

Then eat bats not cats

https://tenor.com/view/cute-bat-yawning-bat-crygup-gif-11208705021083512438

[abstract beacon]

fight fight fight fight

[trim juniper]

https://tenor.com/view/appalled-wtf-bih-gif-23334079

[edgy hemlock]

Why not both

[trim juniper]

Because you are human not monster

[trim juniper]

[glass orbit]

me

[trim juniper]

https://tenor.com/view/kabangu-upset-annoyed-gif-14814728

[trim juniper]

What me??

Verify your account first

[analog aspen]

hewwo

[trim juniper]

Heyyyy

[west rose]

Where is the owner

Bring me my iced americano

@trim juniper

[trim juniper]

I am the owner here

[trim juniper]

Haven’t you checked the menu??

[west rose]

Where’s the menu?

[trim juniper]

𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐌𝐒

A Highborn Cocktail Experience

⸻

1. The Iron Throne - ₹5500

A regal blend of Johnnie Walker Blue Label, Grand Marnier, black truffle honey, and Angostura bitters, crowned with a gold leaf garnish.

⸻

2. Fire & Blood - ₹5800

A dragon’s breath of Don Julio 1942 Tequila, smoked chili-infused mezcal, passionfruit puree, and lime juice, topped with dragonfruit foam.

⸻

3. The Night King - ₹6000

Cold and dark with Clase Azul Reposado Tequila, blue curacao, activated charcoal, and dry ice, served in a skull glass.

⸻

4. The Red Wedding - ₹5900

A deadly smooth mix of Macallan 18-Year-Old Whisky, Luxardo cherry liqueur, sweet vermouth, and black walnut bitters, garnished with an edible blood rose.

⸻

5. The Wildfire - ₹5600

Explosive with Green Chartreuse, absinthe, Bacardi 8-Year-Old Rum, lime juice, and a flamed

[west rose]

Night king?

[trim juniper]

@remote glen could you please pin this

[trim juniper]

Name of the drink

[west rose]

Gimme one

EMI option?

[trim juniper]

Pay first please

[west rose]

@cosmic galleon pay for me

[trim juniper]

Nah nah one time payment

[shadow flax]

Damn, cocktails that breathe fire

[trim juniper]

It’s infused with liquid nitrogen , smoke is definitely gonna come out of your nose

@glad fox

[glad fox]

[shadow flax]

crazy shit, but i want dragon blood infused cocktails

do you have one for loyal customers? ill tip you extra coins

[trim juniper]

My restaurant do not take the feedback we give feedback to our customer and based on that we choose our favourite customer and offer them discounts

And premium membership cards

[shadow flax]

Oh, so how do you decide on the feedback? how can one earn that thing?

[cosmic galleon]

I don't earn

[trim juniper]

Behave your best with our staff and the owner and be regular to out cafe

Plus you need to promote my cafe to next 10 people

I need customer to provide you best service

https://tenor.com/view/ramdev-baba-to-indian-government-pawpaw-business-money-cash-gif-18905018

[west rose]

loan leke dila do

[cosmic galleon]

pehle dairy milk silk

[west rose]

Amul 80 % dark chocolate

[cosmic galleon]

nahi vhahiye

[trim juniper]

Muje de

[west rose]

[west rose]

Pahle menu se kuch offer karo tab

[trim juniper]

Nikal jaa

[glad fox]

Nikal Jaa nahi bolte

Just send

https://tenor.com/view/chala-ja-chala-ja-b-sd-k-bsdk-chaleja-funnybawa-gif-18701954

[trim juniper]

😂😂😂

[thorny spear]

XO is AFK: bahut ho gya babu shona ab sirf kaam ka rona dhona - an hour ago

[shadow flax]

Already rated this cafe, 5 star on google Maps

[trim juniper]

5 star is not enough you need to match all criteria

[scarlet wind]

@vale light#666

[vale light]

<:error:1263721182146986004> Error

You are not Quotable. Please ask your server administrator to enable Quote for you.

[trim juniper]

[scarlet wind]

so you sell maggi
what else is on menu?

[trim juniper]

I sell only beverages

[trim juniper]

Check pin for other items

[scarlet wind]

No Dornish Red found, not buying anything

khaleesi's cafe doesn't have anything available guys don't buy

[trim juniper]

You didn’t ordered anything yet

Why we will serve you anything

Stop yapping in my cafe

[scarlet wind]

No u

[edgy hemlock]

char botal vodka please

[trim juniper]

Get out

[trim juniper]

Khud kharid k pi le

Bewda

[edgy hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-sad-leaving-gif-10661695

[shadow flax]

And yeah, I also mentioned, 'the original owner of the cafe is Khaleesi.. guess I'm a little drunk!'

[trim juniper]

[trim juniper]

Did you had the drink from my cafe??

[shadow flax]

Yes, i had few when she ghosted me after weeks of love bombing😭

[trim juniper]

I am glad you had great time in my cafe, next time please make a gf again who ghost you one more time

So you can come to my cafe

[heady dirge]

Helllo!

[trim juniper]

Heyyyy

[mossy coyote]

[trim juniper]

Why are you back

Go away

[mossy coyote]

What happened to your old account?

[mossy coyote]

Not until you settle the 10k you owe me

[trim juniper]

I deleted

[trim juniper]

Stop asking me money every time like a bagger

[mossy coyote]

Asking my money back isn't begging?

[trim juniper]

What are those money for??

Why are you asking 10K??

My money do not belong to you

[mossy coyote]

Idk, I forgot the lore 🤡

[trim juniper]

Forgor the money too

[scarlet wind]

how many people do you owe money to @trim juniper so I see this is not just the matrimony case

scam 2025

[trim juniper]

Because of my growing business people are behind my money

You are one of them

Thief

[scarlet wind]

no u

[trim juniper]

YOU

GET OUT

🧿

[celest raptor]

Queen's back

[shadow flax]

😭😭, yea ive healed enough now, just hoping for red head bisexual baddie to ruin my life again

and with piercings too

[errant cedar]

Anyone online need help

[heady dirge]

😂 your name

[trim juniper]

No worries, our cafe’s every sip of drink heal the wound. So you are welcome to my cafe everyday.

[trim juniper]

What it is

[mild carbon]

I heard food safety raided you and banned your licence

[trim juniper]

Jokes on you, i do not sell food only

Come up with more believable rumours

[mild carbon]

You sell shit stuff

True

[trim juniper]

What stuff??

Name it

[edgy hemlock]

Expired dragon 65

[trim juniper]

I don’t sell food

How many times I have to say same thing?

[edgy hemlock]

Do u have hookah

[trim juniper]

No I have jhadu to beat you with that

[trim juniper]

https://tenor.com/view/charlie-murphy-rofl-laughing-lmao-funny-gif-12088023765578887630

[scarlet wind]

[scarlet wind]

lies
u keep all the food for yourself and the dragons, they eat everything

[vestal belfry]

hey

[scarlet wind]

hello! how you doing

[trim juniper]

Obviously i need food to survive but it’s not for sell

[signal shard]

https://tenor.com/view/got-danny-gif-20381867

[trim juniper]

[scarlet wind]

u already have black magic

[trim juniper]

You better fear me

[scarlet wind]

noi

[trim juniper]

[scenic oriole]

Ok then hear this khalee khalee khaleesiiiiii

[trim juniper]

What is that

[scenic oriole]

Ok then shakida bea shakida boo shakida bam

[trim juniper]

Simp it seems😂

Boo mocking you

[scenic oriole]

Hmm what so funny

Ithra chirikkan entho irikunnu

[trim juniper]

Translate

[scarlet wind]

@trim juniper you now a direwolf

[scenic oriole]

This means this Hmm what so funny

[trim juniper]

Lol it’s like my kids got my name

Continuing the legacy

[trim juniper]

My head

[scenic oriole]

Yaah I had a headache how do you know that

[trim juniper]

[scenic oriole]

Gulabi jalam

Champagini

[trim juniper]

You better stop drinking

[scenic oriole]

Lol

[trim juniper]

I am not joking

[scenic oriole]

Humm

[edgy hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/one-trillion-beers-one-million-beers-one-billion-beers-trillion-beers-million-beers-gif-15392607188515463731

[trim juniper]

https://tenor.com/view/spit-funny-frowning-grumpy-gif-14501018

[trim juniper]

https://tenor.com/view/getout-gif-16327023334064302194

[scenic oriole]

Am not a alcoholic user

[weary cove]

?

[trim juniper]

User?? It should be drinker

[trim juniper]

Hey broh

[scarlet wind]

Hey! welcome to this place. Do you perhaps want to buy fake dragon eggs? or flavorful sodas named after popular drinks?

[trim juniper]

Why are you welcoming here??

[scarlet wind]

@trim juniper

[trim juniper]

Can you see the name of the cafe????

Or you blind??

[scenic oriole]

Yaah am not a drinker

[trim juniper]

You are confusing me

[scenic oriole]

Then say shakida bea shakida boo shakida bam

[trim juniper]

https://tenor.com/view/supergirl-im-gonna-throw-up-i-think-im-gonna-throw-up-throw-up-i-think-im-gonna-be-sick-gif-18550807

[scenic oriole]

Don't you wanna say ??

[trim juniper]

I wanna say what

[scenic oriole]

Sing a song khaleesii

[trim juniper]

I can’t sing lol

[scenic oriole]

What happened to ur throat

[trim juniper]

Broke i guess

You sing

I will listen

[scenic oriole]

Nop

[trim juniper]

Why

[scenic oriole]

I don't know

[broken oriole]

Who are you

[scarlet wind]

Who are you

[broken oriole]

[scarlet wind]

[trim juniper]

Teri saas

[trim juniper]

Your mother in law

[trim juniper]

What you know?

[broken oriole]

Ye possible nahi h coz I'm still single so meri wife hee nhi h to fir saas kaise aayegi 😂

[trim juniper]

Future saas

[scarlet wind]

no i won't marry a dragon being a dragon myself

[trim juniper]

How the f you are considering yourself as dragon ?????

[scarlet wind]

same considerations as u

[scarlet wind]

why tf u awake at 3 am di

[trim juniper]

I never considered you as a dragon

[trim juniper]

Why not

[scarlet wind]

||A Lion Dragon does not consider the opinion of sheep||

[scarlet wind]

sasuma you should slep

[trim juniper]

I am mother of dragon, sheep is you pretending as dragon

[trim juniper]

Same to you

[scarlet wind]

i am son in law of mother of dragons

so that makes me a dragonman

[cursive hearth]

So u married her dragon

[scarlet wind]

😭 what-

no one said that

[cursive hearth]

U said son in law man

[trim juniper]

I have not got you married to my dragon yet

[scenic oriole]

Eat sleep eat sleep

[trim juniper]

Lucky you

[scenic oriole]

Not that much

[trim juniper]

Sad

Better luck next time

[scenic oriole]

Can you say shakida bea shakida boo shakida bam

[trim juniper]

What kind of fetish it is??

[scenic oriole]

Idk

[glad fox]

@trim juniper dragon eggs ka omelette kab?

[trim juniper]

Dragons kabse ande dene laage hai?

[scarlet wind]

bro forgot how she has dragon kids

[limpid vortex]

@maiden ember

[maiden ember]

@limpid vortex

[scarlet wind]

@maiden ember

[maiden ember]

@scarlet wind

[trim juniper]

Invaders in my cafe

[broken oriole]

Nya cafe khol lo fir

😝

[trim juniper]

Tu de paise khol leti hoon

[scarlet wind]

so the dragonmother is poor..

dimsappointed

this is who I'm soninlaw of

sad

[tawdry peak]

Hey guys
https://youtu.be/8NWde9EyR-g
This is my latest track high handed poet Let me know your review

[broken oriole]

Ha done chal investment mera. Profits me 50% tera 50% mera. Deal? 🤝😁

[trim juniper]

In your dreams, pura profit mujhe milna chahiye.

[trim juniper]

100th time asking you to leave my cafe

[broken oriole]

Heh fir investor bnne ka fayda kya?

[scarlet wind]

Saasu ji ab this is our channel

Mine to

[abstract beacon]

yo

[broken oriole]

🤣

[trim juniper]

Main khud investor hoon

[trim juniper]

Not yours yet

[broken oriole]

Aisa kya

[trim juniper]

Haan bhai khud k paise lagaye hai

[broken oriole]

Kitne 👀

[trim juniper]

100cr

[broken oriole]

Itna paisa kaha se aya

[trim juniper]

I am rich broh, bas dikhati naahi

[abstract beacon]

fight fight fight

[final thunder]

Yes, we are Targaryens, wealthy, powerful and mad

[trim juniper]

Wealthy and powerful I understand, but not mad

[final thunder]

"Burn em all"

The Targaryens practised incest, this resulted in the Targaryen bloodline experiencing inbreeding depression, causing mental illness to creep into the lineage

[broken oriole]

😂good one

[trim juniper]

This is lie

I never felt depression

[final thunder]

You are still young, Daenerys

Wait till you become 60

[trim juniper]

You forgetting that i am immortal

[final thunder]

I am literally your elder bro

I am more immortal

Also it is a rumour that I got killed by Robert Baratheon, I am well and alive, I live in Bengaluru

[trim juniper]

https://tenor.com/view/mygsgifs-mygsgif-yoongi-yoongi-solo-suga-solo-gif-24573258

[final thunder]

You can be a Khaleesi, but as long as I, Rhaegar, the heir apparent to the throne, is alive, it is I who get to sit on the Iron Throne

[trim juniper]

I broke up with you long back you tutored me and left me alone with the Dothrakis

So heartless

You are no longer my brother