Khaleesi's Cafe ☕🍩

[abstract beacon]

The number of words you have used that much you have to pay me in dollars

[wild dome]

I'll pay you 10 times the number of words

[abstract beacon]

Awesome! Please make the payment first 😌

[wild dome]

Done

[abstract beacon]

BRO THIS IS SCAMMMMM

I asked you in dollar 😒

[pseudo vessel]

Can I change the rupee sign to Dollar for you 😁

[pallid zinc]

Oh rich person

[pallid zinc]

Change it to Vade

The most valuable asset

[pseudo vessel]

15000 vadas

Yum 😋

[pallid zinc]

Sambar dip?

[pseudo vessel]

Dip + chutney 😁

[pallid zinc]

hell yeh.
Now I'm hungry lol 😂

[stuck hatch]

For a moment i thought this guy paid for real💀

[wild dome]

Lol it get automatically converted to dollars when you receive it

[wild dome]

Yes😂

[wild dome]

[wild dome]

Ohh I can fr pay for @abstract beacon's op chai

[mossy coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/youtube-twitch-meme-chair-office-gif-19928140

[abstract beacon]

I want dollar in cash

[abstract beacon]

Why are you here again??

[mossy coyote]

fine I'll go 😔

[abstract beacon]

Thank you for the feedback please make the payment as well

[abstract beacon]

Dramebaz😂

[mossy coyote]

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[abstract beacon]

[mossy coyote]

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[abstract beacon]

[wild dome]

OK come here

[wild dome]

Yasss 🙂

Fs

[mossy coyote]

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[abstract beacon]

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[mossy coyote]

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[wild dome]

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[abstract beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-angry-cat-funny-cat-memes-gif-14595486679217135725

[wild dome]

Lol! you do photoshoots???

[abstract beacon]

Wish i could do photoshoots

[wild dome]

Your pfps looks really cool, wait it's you itself right?

[abstract beacon]

Yes it’s me only the face

[wild dome]

Whatt😂

You photoshopped the rest of the body?

[abstract beacon]

It is called AI generated photo

Photoshop is for poor people

[celest raptor]

85 percent might match

[abstract beacon]

It can, who knows 😏

[celest raptor]

Only you would know

[abstract beacon]

Yes it’s 50-50

[celest raptor]

Before we used to play with Snapchat filters

Now there's a new name, gen AI

[abstract beacon]

Technology is developing broh, you should get used to it

[pseudo vessel]

Futuristic AI edits from Khalessi to make big bucks🍵

[celest raptor]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6874qUueJB/?igsh=dDZ0ZWc0ODlxdndr

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Rosemont, IL zanies July 11th doing standup with @christopherbarnes

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[fluid gate]

Jai DBooss

[abstract beacon]

What

[fluid gate]

https://tenor.com/view/dboss-darshan-kannada-super-gif-22064637

[wild dome]

Damnn, crazyy

[pallid zinc]

Lol, that's camila Mendes.
@wild dome don't fall fo that shit

[wild dome]

Her pfp???

[pallid zinc]

Yeh, it looks like kamila mendez

[wild dome]

@abstract beacon is this tru

??

[wild dome]

Idk man, it might be her ai gen photoshoot

Tahst exists

[pallid zinc]

Yeh, now that insta has that shit integrated in it, it's waay to easy these days

[wild dome]

Frrr it's crazy out there

[abstract beacon]

Yes broh the face is me but the body of someone else

[wild dome]

I see nice

[abstract beacon]

[abstract beacon]

Ayo your pfp🤦🏻‍♀️

[wild dome]

lmao look in #cafe☕

[little adder]

um

[abstract beacon]

Go away

Shuuuh!!

[little adder]

ok ok

https://tenor.com/view/stitch-frog-okay-go-away-gif-19119408

[abstract beacon]

[hollow perch]

Hi

Good morning @abstract beacon

[abstract beacon]

Good morning!! Have a nice day anini😊

[empty river]

lightfuel's Cafe ☕🍩

Khaleesi's Cafe ☕🍩

[little adder]

@empty river lets talk here

[empty river]

Welcome to the my cafe

[little adder]

thanks u

[empty river]

Where is the hell is my staff

We got customers here

[abstract beacon]

Seriously???

[opal dust]

1 tea

[little adder]

ok one cold coffee

[empty river]

Where did you go?? Go help the customers

[little adder]

[empty river]

I'm not paying your bonus this month

[little adder]

watching all drama

[empty river]

[empty river]

[abstract beacon]

I’m the owner not your servant, don’t give me order😒

[little adder]

thanks for your service

[opal dust]

My god it's 1 cr 💀

[empty river]

You're owner, but I'm owner owner

[abstract beacon]

Yes

[opal dust]

😱💀

[empty river]

[little adder]

[empty river]

Nw

[abstract beacon]

There is only one owner and that’s me

[little adder]

💃

[empty river]

No sir, thats ridiculous
₹300 only, my other staff likes to play with the price

[abstract beacon]

You aren’t allowed to take picture of my dragons

[abstract beacon]

Hello?? It’s 10cr

[opal dust]

Oh thank you 🙌

[empty river]

Take the day off, you speaking delulu
Come back to work tmrw at 8am sharp

[abstract beacon]

Sir you are miss informed

[opal dust]

😂

[empty river]

You're serving tea to Ambani???

[abstract beacon]

Don’t give me orders, i run my cafe however I want 😒

I will call my bodyguard @wild dome

[empty river]

That's not how a staff answers to a owner
Seems like I've been too lenient these days

[little adder]

ok ok

[abstract beacon]

The tea leafs are coming from mount fuji

[empty river]

There's only ice there, what leaves

[abstract beacon]

Do you know how much i pay to get it delivered??

It’s very costly

[empty river]

And a volcano

[abstract beacon]

Yes please read the instructions on the board

[abstract beacon]

Yes that is the unique quality of it

[empty river]

I'm sorry customers, it seems my staff has been swindling y'all with fake stories
I'll refund 😔

[abstract beacon]

Yo!!

Don’t mess my business

Get out

[little adder]

no

[little adder]

yes i paid 20cr for one bread

[abstract beacon]

Are you blind?

[empty river]

That's not tea from mt.fiji
That's tea from the stall next Street
We dont even make our own tea 😔

[little adder]

yes

[little adder]

no worries

i trust you

[abstract beacon]

I don’t sell bread

[little adder]

the lies

[abstract beacon]

You are trusting a thief

[empty river]

I'll refund from khaleesi's paycheck

[little adder]

no
he good owner

[empty river]

Real recognises real

[abstract beacon]

My accountant won’t allow you to touch it

[abstract beacon]

All fake

[little adder]

nah
dont
i dont need refund dont cut anyones paycheck

[little adder]

+1

[abstract beacon]

He was not a owner of this cafe

[empty river]

Shh, you already caused huge loss for my cafe

[abstract beacon]

-0

[little adder]

was*
he is now owner

[little adder]

no

[empty river]

@abstract beacon say thank you to the generous customer, he said he doesnt want refund

[abstract beacon]

All legal documents of this cafe are in my name

[little adder]

its ok sir

[abstract beacon]

What are you talking 😒

[empty river]

This woman caps a lot

[little adder]

forgery

yes

[abstract beacon]

No

[empty river]

All cap

[abstract beacon]

You stll need to refund my stolen money

[little adder]

umm

[abstract beacon]

First you remove that cap

[empty river]

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[empty river]

What stole?? It's my money

[abstract beacon]

Last time you stole my money and went to uganda

10cr you have stolen

[empty river]

I took my money and went on a vacation

[abstract beacon]

You literally steal it

[little adder]

[abstract beacon]

What my money??

[abstract beacon]

What ha

[little adder]

fist bump for @empty river

[abstract beacon]

Whatever

Stop appreciating him for wrong doings

[celest raptor]

Is Dragon egg omlette available @abstract beacon

Btw has anyone had ostrich egg, just for curiosity

[abstract beacon]

Yes it is available

[abstract beacon]

No

Please make the payment first

50cr

[celest raptor]

50 credits from Google play 😂

[abstract beacon]

Lol

No

50 crore

In cash

[pseudo vessel]

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[abstract beacon]

This is my real deal dream

[empty river]

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[little adder]

ok ma

[wild dome]

Sorry sorry I was out

[edgy hemlock]

Is this place gonna screen the match

[abstract beacon]

The owner is out to watch match in some different cafe

[abstract beacon]

Not acceptable

Going on dates during working hours

[mild carbon]

50 crores mai kitne 0 hote ha

[abstract beacon]

Tuje nhi pta kya

[abstract beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/nikal-gif-27402341

[abstract beacon]

Hi guys!

1000% discount in my cafe today

[pseudo vessel]

Good morning ☀️

[pseudo vessel]

Why 😁

You seem happy

[abstract beacon]

Good morning 😇

[abstract beacon]

India won that’s why

[pseudo vessel]

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[abstract beacon]

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[pseudo vessel]

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[abstract beacon]

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[celest raptor]

Looking good in sundress, new profile pic*

[abstract beacon]

Thank you 🤣

[little adder]

@empty river u have to file for bankruptcy soon

[pallid zinc]

Do plate vade, sambar dop, please

[abstract beacon]

Stop putting evil eye on my business

[abstract beacon]

This is out of our menu

[little adder]

No
I mean why would put evil eye on your business

[pallid zinc]

Unacceptable

[abstract beacon]

Why

[pallid zinc]

Vade and masala dose are mandatory

[abstract beacon]

In my cafe we only serve tea and coffee

With special quality

[pallid zinc]

Tapru hai kya

[abstract beacon]

Nai yaar it’s a dragon cafe!!

[empty river]

Pls forgive my assistant, she's new to this business
I'll sort it out 😔

[mild carbon]

Kya hai

Chai ki tapri

[abstract beacon]

Assistant my ass, im the owner here

[empty river]

Now now, that's not how an assistant should address the real owner

[abstract beacon]

In your dreams “real owner”

[empty river]

Soo rude, I'm docking yo wages

[abstract beacon]

All money coming to my account directly, you don’t have access to dock a single penny

[empty river]

https://tenor.com/view/no-nooo-nope-eat-fingerwag-gif-12358308896192153975

OUR ACCOUNT

[abstract beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-oh-yes-yes-o-yeah-yes-no-yes-go-on-yea-yes-gif-6356578833059556214

[abstract beacon]

MY ACCOUNT

[empty river]

Let's agree to disagree

|| our account ||

[abstract beacon]

I still disagree

[empty river]

Since your soo adamant, I'll share a bit of the profits

[abstract beacon]

Who is giving you permission to do that? And how are you doing it without asking me??

[pallid zinc]

@abstract beacon @severe cargo
Mooch Marod
088844 88930

https://g.co/kgs/iUzyyie

Paratha here is awesome

[empty river]

What permission?? I thought I'll be a kind boss for once
Cause you don't want bonuses

[abstract beacon]

Oh I try then definitely!

[abstract beacon]

I’m the boss here, who made you boss?

[empty river]

I was the boss along, i left you in charge for a few days and look what happened to my cafe
You changed its name and skyrocketed the price

[abstract beacon]

Broh, you aren’t related to this cafe from very first time, I launched this cafe did marketing and got the customer and it’s doing well now.

And then you coming out of nowhere claiming it is your cafe broh you are on some ganja or what

[pseudo vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/dautuio-cong-family-gif-26667887

[severe cargo]

Heiiin ?? Mereko kyu tag kra mei hi to parathe laayi thii 🤣🤣

And that lasssii

[pallid zinc]

You said the only branch is in Whitefield.
Next time you Koramangala and you want paratha, here

[severe cargo]

Alrightyyy lets goo

[pallid zinc]

[abstract beacon]

Who asking you to read?

[mild carbon]

Sojao jake

Office nahi kya

[abstract beacon]

Tuje bht tension h mere office ki

[mild carbon]

Jeetna ap office jaoge utna kam cringe

[empty river]

Thats it, you're fired
Pack up yo things

[abstract beacon]

My ass fired

[empty river]

Write a genuine apology letter, I'll forgive you

[fluid gate]

My condolences

[abstract beacon]

NEVER

Why should I apologise to you?

[abstract beacon]

[empty river]

Cause you a made of talking back to your boss
Chalo, go write one

I'll review and give marks

[abstract beacon]

In your dreams

[empty river]

https://tenor.com/view/this-woman-is-not-learning-gif-20263136

https://tenor.com/view/baby-yoda-lawd-have-mercy-gif-19337274

[abstract beacon]

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[empty river]

[abstract beacon]

Don’t make faces at me

[empty river]

https://tenor.com/view/aaron-bailey-making-faces-make-face-funny-face-gif-12164500

[pallid zinc]

Annaaaaaa

[round harbor]

Hi

https://youtube.com/shorts/P94VtAsyYao?feature=shared

[mild carbon]

Bro found loopholes

For Posting links

[fluid gate]

Looking for job

[abstract beacon]

Go search in naukri

[fluid gate]

I'll serve tea

[abstract beacon]

No

Who gv you permission?

[mild carbon]

Can we rename it as tapri

[abstract beacon]

No

[fluid gate]

U don't need permission for doing good deeds

The owEnEr ahhahszzzzzzzz hahahah

https://tenor.com/view/holy-moly-yellow-emoji-3d-emoji-emoji-holy-gif-886680352371048858

[hollow perch]

Good morning Khaleesi

[mossy coyote]

Offer still available?

[abstract beacon]

Off now

You are late

[opal dust]

What a dp 👀 is that you 😂?

[abstract beacon]

Why you doubting

[opal dust]

🤔 lol it's u only

[mossy coyote]

anyways food her is shit

[fluid gate]

U ate my shit

[broken oriole]

Doubt to jaega na 🤣 kafi alg lg rhi tum isme isliye

Waise kaunsa AI tool use kiya

[abstract beacon]

Who asked you to eat?

[abstract beacon]

Broh

[abstract beacon]

Nai bolungi

[hollow perch]

Ek cup chai pls

[mossy coyote]

I thought of not eating

then I realized you have a family to feed

[edgy hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/roasted-oh-shookt-gif-8269968

[crystal ridge]

👀

Am I allowed here

[abstract beacon]

Okayyy 10cr please

[abstract beacon]

Why not

[abstract beacon]

Obviously i got three dragons

[hollow perch]

Inflation badh gaya hai suna tha

itna badh gaya hai kya

[crystal ridge]

[abstract beacon]

Haan yaar mount fuji se aata h chai patta

[hollow perch]

yeh toh badiya hai cafe phir

[abstract beacon]

Haan na, toh pay karo 10cr

[hollow perch]

nahi ji yaha par hyderabad me na 7rs ki chai h

baaki 9 crore 99 lakhs 93rs FD me daal dunga

[gleaming imp]

Have me as ur nominee

[abstract beacon]

Muje dedo yaar, i got three kids to look after

[mild carbon]

Name them

[broken oriole]

+1 haha 😂

[broken oriole]

Hein ye kab hua 🤔

[opal dust]

GN

[crystal ridge]

👀

[gleaming imp]

Good night

[abstract beacon]

Tuje pata nhi hai kya tu toh inka mama hai

[abstract beacon]

Tuje ku batau?

[mild carbon]

Nahi

[abstract beacon]

Tu kisi kaam ka nhi

[mild carbon]

Nam batao

[broken oriole]

Ha to mt bta muje kya

[abstract beacon]

Wohi toh

Tera kuch nhi jaa ra Isliye nhi bola

[fluid gate]

All ears in

[abstract beacon]

Kauwa shuh!

[mild carbon]

Once upon a time, Khaleesi opened a majestic cafe with dragons serving espresso. But she neglected their maintenance, and soon it became "Chai Ka Tapri" where only chai stayed hot. Thus, the Queen of Coffee became the Chai Queen, ruling over a realm of steaming cups and neglected machines.

@abstract beacon

[abstract beacon]

😴

[empty river]

Damn, my cafe poppin 👀

[pallid zinc]

Still a better ending than GOT finale.

[broken oriole]

Ha nuksaan Tera h

[abstract beacon]

Laddo laya ya nhi wo bta??

[broken oriole]

Khtm hone ko h 🤣 2 bche h

[abstract beacon]

😒

[mild carbon]

Tapri pe aj kitna business hua

[abstract beacon]

100 cr

[mild carbon]

Kitne 0 hai ye batao

[broken oriole]

Aap btaye nhi kab free honge to fir mujhe lga ki you won't need them

Mai wait karrha tha apke message ka

[abstract beacon]

Aaja aaj

[abstract beacon]

Do 0

[mild carbon]

Eew

Poor people with 100 rs

[abstract beacon]

Andhe crore likha hai

[mild carbon]

Hat

[gleaming imp]

[abstract beacon]

Mukke nhi khane hai toh chup ho ja

[broken oriole]

Pkka?

[abstract beacon]

Haan

[broken oriole]

Acha ruko

Check

Your

[edgy hemlock]

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[crystal ridge]

Khaleesi

[abstract beacon]

Yes?

[crystal ridge]

Kuch nhi

[broken oriole]

😂

Ye kya tha

[abstract beacon]

Hi draguns!!

Today 1000% off

For dinner

[edgy hemlock]

Show menu

[abstract beacon]

Menu same

No changes in the menu

[pseudo vessel]

:0
What for this offer

[abstract beacon]

What

[pseudo vessel]

Why this offer

Any news

[abstract beacon]

Why not

[pseudo vessel]

events

[abstract beacon]

My cafe no

[pseudo vessel]

etc

why

[abstract beacon]

Why not

[pseudo vessel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1020290910346543144/1233589511082999850/image0.gif

[abstract beacon]

I can give discount if i want

[pseudo vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/drogon-game-of-thrones-flying-land-dragon-gif-16378651

[abstract beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/daenerys-game-of-thrones-gif-337722315604073852

[edgy hemlock]

Ok one dragon biryani pls

[abstract beacon]

How dare you

Asking my kids for dinner

Cannibalism

😡

[edgy hemlock]

Also I forgot to mention, put one dragon egg in it

[pallid zinc]

Mathematically it makes no sense

[hollow perch]

Who wouldn’t 😇

[hollow perch]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-come-on-everybody-the-spongebob-movie-sponge-out-of-water-spongebob-squarepants-gif-2481181901708733082

[abstract beacon]

Shut up 😒

I want you to leave my cafe

Rn

[abstract beacon]

Bhai 10cr ka chai h

Sense h is baat pe

[abstract beacon]

Exactly 😃😃

[pallid zinc]

Hah 100% off means free, then 1000% is what

[abstract beacon]

Arey price jab jda h toh discount bhi jda hoga na

[hollow perch]

The only way to make sense of 1000% is when 1000 is in binary (8% discount)

[abstract beacon]

😭

[pallid zinc]

@pseudo vessel will explain

[abstract beacon]

Why he will explain

I need no explanation

I run my business however I want

[pseudo vessel]

@abstract beacon pays for customers for having service

[spark ocean]

No gst

[supple goblet]

Congratulations Neo!

Your Mudkip is now level 14!

[broken oriole]

Ha to 90%+ discount de do sbko

[abstract beacon]

😒

[spark ocean]

Yooo nela rakshak dooggy kruger kaisa hai ab

[abstract beacon]

Haan yaar apna bhi toh profit hona chahiye na

[broken oriole]

Hein

[broken oriole]

[spark ocean]

Jinda hai ki mar gaya

[broken oriole]

Who ru bro?

[spark ocean]

Idk man a hamster

[broken oriole]

...

Okay

[pseudo vessel]

That's what 1000% discount means.
At 100% you are returning whatever the customer is paying, at 1000% you are giving the original amount + 9X of the original amount back to customer

Reminds me of 2020 covid crash when oil briefly went down below $0 and oil producers had to pay for customers to buy their oil

[abstract beacon]

Omg my maths isn’t mathsing!!

@hollow perch help!

[abstract beacon]

Pay and go

[pseudo vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-would-cat-red-eyes-red-eyes-cat-gif-8196567567381903872

[abstract beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/study-studying-cram-cramming-last-minute-gif-17489922

[hollow perch]

https://tenor.com/view/21ok-gif-25703149

1000% doesn’t make sense

Because

If this was stock market

1000% makes sense

But discount

The max is 100%

Below that

If you assume stock market fall like math then that’s 10z

But with sellable products

It means for free

[edgy hemlock]

I will leave 1 star review and go

[pseudo vessel]

I read many definitions of "discount". Nowhere it sets the limit =<100%

But it does mention "deduct from the usual price"

[pseudo vessel]

not limited to 100%

[abstract beacon]

You are banned from my cafe

[abstract beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/sunglasses-boss-kid-chubbyboy-serious-gif-4095344962009625837

[hollow perch]

Yeah, true that. I said this because I remember reading a story in math class about one guy making sense of -2% discounts and another 102%. Are they same or not.

[mild carbon]

She will pay more

[pseudo vessel]

Well that's what 1000% discount mean

[mild carbon]

Yeah she will pay from her pocket

That's the whole reason this cafe got turned into tapri

[pallid zinc]

Slowly it will go from tapri to chapri 😂

[mild carbon]

Che is wdym

[abstract beacon]

🕉️

Buri nazar walo tumhara muh kala

🧿

[abstract beacon]

Hi guys vada plus chole bhature in my cafe

Sunday special

[hollow perch]

Mast 6

Chole bhature looks tasty

[abstract beacon]

Hey

[pallid zinc]

Wah mast 👍🏿

[abstract beacon]

Ikr lol

Why don’t you eat one

Lol

[hollow perch]

I will 😇

[modern flint]

😋😋

[abstract beacon]

Okayyy pay 10cr now

[hollow perch]

https://tenor.com/view/katrinakaifedit-kala-chashma-baar-baar-dekho-katrina-kaif-this-is-messy-but-i-tried-gif-11191408364909689229

[broken oriole]

Ha in your dreams

[abstract beacon]

I thought you will get good come back 😒

[broken oriole]

Hahahah isse bhi acha come back chahiye?

[pallid zinc]

Aaj cafe mai kya hai?

[abstract beacon]

Daal chawal

[pallid zinc]

Hatt

[pallid zinc]

Kuch mast spicy wala banao

[abstract beacon]

Loose motion hua toh muje kuch mat bolna

[thorny spear]

Madhur Vade is AFK: - an hour ago

[pallid zinc]

Teek hai 👍🏿

[hollow perch]

https://tenor.com/view/cash-gif-18912416

[abstract beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/faint-fainting-fall-dramatic-gif-8405096

[edgy abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/alex-geerken-geerken-animator-animation-cartoon-gif-16352458

[abstract beacon]

[edgy abyss]

[celest raptor]

House of Dragon, episode 4

[edgy abyss]

[mossy coyote]

Hello chat

[edgy hemlock]

Hi

[abstract beacon]

Why cafe so silent??

I’m going on vacation

Cafe will be closed 3 weeks

Please finish all the foods by Friday

Thank you all for cooperation

[edgy abyss]

you going offline for 3 weeks?

[abstract beacon]

Yeah

[abstract beacon]

Chup

[edgy abyss]

trip?

[abstract beacon]

Nah honeymoon

With my dragon and their dad

[edgy abyss]

when did you get married

[abstract beacon]

800 years back

[edgy abyss]

you 800 years old now

[broken oriole]

Nai hoga chup. Jo hota hei karle

[abstract beacon]

Yeah

[abstract beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/phir-hera-pheri-tera-to-game-bajana-padega-baburao-tera-toh-game-bajana-padega-gif-17625862

[edgy abyss]

oldie

[broken oriole]

Uno me Hara ke to dikha fir game bjane ka sochna

[opal dust]

When we playing uno ?

[broken oriole]

Whenever TJ hosts a next house party

[opal dust]

@cloud patio

[cloud patio]

Yes

Haha lemme come back

[opal dust]

Yeah how is ur health now ?

[abstract beacon]

Loser

[abstract beacon]

Where are you?

[broken oriole]

Ha you lost i know

[abstract beacon]

Chal beh loser

[broken oriole]

Tum loser

[hollow perch]

This cafe rude

[cloud patio]

Mumbai

[cloud patio]

I'm all good now deciding when to fly back

[opal dust]

Great

[abstract beacon]

No rude my cafe is good

[still sparrow]

Yes

[abstract beacon]

😒

[cloud patio]

Will come next week sometime

[opal dust]

👍

[crystal ridge]

Anyone here

[edgy hemlock]

No we all left because of rude owner

[abstract beacon]

I asked you to leave not all

[rotund imp]

Hello guys wassup

[crystal ridge]

Cafe closed

[abstract beacon]

@crystal ridge

[broken oriole]

[pseudo vessel]

Wait, why?

[autumn jackal]

why

[abstract beacon]

Vacation

[abstract beacon]

Vacation yeah

[autumn jackal]

oh damn

[abstract beacon]

I need rest too

[autumn jackal]

which place?

[autumn jackal]

understandable

[abstract beacon]

Paris

[autumn jackal]

can i say it out loud?

who was in paris?

[edgy hemlock]

Send Eiffel tower pic

[abstract beacon]

Yesss

[abstract beacon]

Sorry can’t dox my location

[autumn jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/kanye-east-gif-22066193

https://tenor.com/view/börge-gif-25457720

[pseudo vessel]

Cool, I thought you'll be closing the thread.
Take care.

[pallid zinc]

This is your location

[abstract beacon]

I know this you don’t want happen

[abstract beacon]

Oh yea!! Haha

[broken oriole]

Paris

Kuch b

[round wyvern]

Hi

[abstract beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/block-blocked-block-contact-tumblr-filter-gif-8413477027833083741

[round wyvern]

I have annexed this place

I'm the new owner here

I'm here to give y'all the royal treatment

[abstract beacon]

My dragons will treat you royal by putting you in barbecue

[round wyvern]

I've got the Scorpion

https://tenor.com/view/gameofthrones-bronn-dragon-drogon-scorpion-gif-9426265

[abstract beacon]

Scorpio so small in front of my dragon

[round wyvern]

Yet very effective

A 100 dragons won't stop me

[abstract beacon]

Your scorpio can’t even touch my dragons, they are always flying.

[round wyvern]

Slow flyers

[abstract beacon]

I’m forced to bring my bodyguard here @wild dome

Please take him outside of my cafe

[round wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-kermit-the-frog-nervous-nail-biting-anxious-gif-17874247

[wild dome]

https://tenor.com/view/fresh-prince-will-smith-house-throw-woah-gif-11039554

@abstract beacon done

[abstract beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/yess-yes-gif-25420589

[wild dome]

[crystal ridge]

Koi hai idhar

[wild dome]

Haan ji, may I take your order

[abstract beacon]

You are the bodyguard, @mild carbon @latent jetty @molten totem they are the waiters.

[thorny spear]

Goddess is AFK: sha - 7 hours ago

[latent jetty]

Hello I am the new cafe owner, if you have any queries ||please don't come to me, ping PA @abstract beacon||

[abstract beacon]

I called you waiter not owner

[latent jetty]

you called me waiter, but i claimed (and i am) owner

[abstract beacon]

Who gave you permission to claim??

[latent jetty]

good question you are

[broken oriole]

Bro I reached Naruto episode 55. Your entry haha

[latent jetty]

[abstract beacon]

Where is your answer??

[abstract beacon]

Ewww

Kids

[mild carbon]

Dead

[abstract beacon]

You dead

[thorny spear]

offline.1.02 is AFK: AFK - 13 minutes ago

[autumn jackal]

chat dead

[broken oriole]

tu khud bhi to bacchi h

[thorny spear]

Im Hindi against English is AFK: me sleeping, never stop bullying latty @empty river - 4 hours ago

[abstract beacon]

Tere se kaam

[grave canopy]

https://youtu.be/GEr13GPgstA?si=N12xOtgehkeTmLZd

I have recently started travelling and capturing my journey.

It's a 1 minute clip , watch it in your free time 🙃
Kindly subscribe

[abstract beacon]

Broh check the chat tread before you post

I’m not interested to see that clip

Anyway thanks for sharing

[grave canopy]

Thanks 🙂

[pseudo vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/rpx_syria-mic-drop-gif-19149907

[autumn jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/snoop-dogg-straight-gangsta-gangster-into-it-supportive-gif-10455620

[scenic oriole]

Khalee khalee khalee khaleesi

[abstract beacon]

Go back

[scenic oriole]

Khaleesi?? You ??

[round wyvern]

Hi

[abstract beacon]

[abstract beacon]

Yea me

[abstract beacon]

consider me as a english

[abstract beacon]

Who are you

[wild dome]

https://tenor.com/view/i-am-your-father-darth-vader-gif-13250196

[broken oriole]

Tum kaun ho Roz aajate yaha pe kuch aur Kam nhi hai kya.

[abstract beacon]

I’m your mother in law

[abstract beacon]

Toh tu yha mujra karne aata h kya??

[wild dome]

Woahhh

[broken oriole]

Nai Mai yaha tabhi aata hu jb koi muje ping krta h/tag krta h

Mai mujra kyu krega. Wo to ... Khair choro

[glass silo]

@abstract beacon whats for lunch

aunty

[abstract beacon]

It’s chicken and rice uncle

[abstract beacon]

Okay abh tuje tag nhi karungi toh tu mat aata😂

[broken oriole]

Mat aana*

Aur meri mrzi muje aana hoga to Mai aayega tu kya krlegi @abstract beacon

[pearl herald]

Some restaurants just mix those 2 and sell as biryani!

[abstract beacon]

Kuch bhi kar sakti hoon, tuje bata k thodi karungi

[abstract beacon]

That is call biryani

[pearl herald]

Last week I had one, they just put pieces on some oile rice- no flavour, spices! Easy money I guess

[abstract beacon]

Haha but you are dieting right

[pearl herald]

Ya, 3-4 times a month generally have some high carb foods

[abstract beacon]

Understood

[little adder]

@abstract beacon whats for breakfast

[scenic oriole]

khALEE KHALEE KHALEESI

[broken oriole]

Ha to kar na hme kya 😂😂😂😂

[broken oriole]

Hahahaa

[abstract beacon]

Bht marunga

[abstract beacon]

Dragon omelette

[edgy hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/homer-the-simpsons-whatever-i-dont-care-gif-5239711

[little adder]

Is that good?

[abstract beacon]

Why don’t you eat and let me know

[little adder]

no i cant afford to eat in your cafe

im broke

[abstract beacon]

Oky better luck next time

We don’t provide free food

[little adder]

i know

[bright ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/game-of-thrones-drogon-gif-19436494

[glass silo]

After eating street side chinese

last night

[bright ruin]

and morning will be a burn in the butt

[abstract beacon]

Ewwww

[opal dust]

GM,GE,GN

[bright ruin]

morning guys

[glass silo]

[broken oriole]

[abstract beacon]

What’s happening here early morning?

[modern flint]

[severe cargo]

[pseudo vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/coffee-gif-14866884794849307214

[abstract beacon]

[abstract beacon]

Get out

[pseudo vessel]

😦

[abstract beacon]

[pseudo vessel]

😦

[abstract beacon]

[edgy hemlock]

Cafe is relocated to Japan now?

[abstract beacon]

Yeah

Kunichuwa

[edgy hemlock]

Nice, dragon sushi is there?

[pearl herald]

Haha still in Japan 🙂

[abstract beacon]

Why you wanna eat my kids??

How dare you

[edgy hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/kanna-kamui-dragon-maid-kobayashi-gif-22668273

[abstract beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/son-father-fight-father-beating-son-prank-with-dad-dad-beating-fighting-gif-2364257897933945579

[round wyvern]

Hi

[bright ruin]

yooo

[round wyvern]

Ay what's good dawg

[bright ruin]

raining

and I got wet in it

[round wyvern]

Are you sure it was the rain that got you wet?

[little adder]

@round wyvern lets steal this cafe's customer

and we will start new cafe

[round wyvern]

I like this idea

[little adder]

edited
start our Joint Venture

[round wyvern]

@abstract beacon surrender

[abstract beacon]

Nah

Leave my cafe rn

I will remove your name from the member list

Not acceptable behaviour

[bright ruin]

yeahh obviously

[viral heron]

Hii

[abstract beacon]

how is this chatroom still alive

[abstract beacon]

Because you dead

[scenic oriole]

hi bangolizzz

[viral heron]

Hi 👋

[abstract beacon]

hoiii guyzz? how's life going? Is it going smooth like a butter on a pan?

[abstract beacon]

[edgy hemlock]

not good. cafe owner is not serving dragon biryani as i requested

[abstract beacon]

Broh stop thinking my kids as your food

[celest raptor]

Dragon babies are glorified chipkalis 🦎

[abstract beacon]

Who allowed you to enter here

[brittle wharf]

You own a cafe?????

Bro address please 🙏

[abstract beacon]

The address is delulu

[bright ruin]

[brittle wharf]

[neon tartan]

U all from banglore

[edgy hemlock]

No we are from Mars

[celest raptor]

Walked right through the doors, nobody asked

[abstract beacon]

Follow the same direction and step outside of my cafe, thanks

[abstract beacon]

she doesn’t have any. I ate that dragon last week already..

[edgy hemlock]

Oh that's sad. She never gives me any even after being a regular customer

[abstract beacon]

umm.. I felt that, customers are always ditched..

[edgy hemlock]

yes, giving 1 star on google maps

[abstract beacon]

I give 0 star to you as a customer

[edgy hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/game-of-thrones-drogon-dracarys-westeros-burns-dragon-gif-14128624

[abstract beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/emilia-clarke-gen-gif-25048681

[scenic oriole]

Khalee khalee khaleesi

[abstract beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/mhrw-pallu-jhaadu-gif-22012167

[abstract beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/futurama-sospecha-mirada-look-gif-7194479

[pseudo vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-really-raise-eyebrows-eye-brow-gif-7674114773191232285

[edgy hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/chapri-kura-bois-emo-bois-india-chapri-gang-bantai-bachi-gif-22156976

[strong sigil]

Indranagar

[pearl herald]

A strong coffee will give that required energy

[bright ruin]

my new college last benchers

[edgy hemlock]

It's all college last benchers

[bright ruin]

nahh... when we were the last benchers in 11th and 12th we never looked like that

[abstract beacon]

Yes i think so

[pearl herald]

haha ya

[celest raptor]

Po

[abstract beacon]

[pearl herald]

Haha

[edgy hemlock]

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1825370379910541434

Elon Musk (@elonmusk) on X

How will we ever know what’s real?

Twitter · Aug 19, 2024, 3:13 AM

Didn't know this place hosted amazing parties

[abstract beacon]

Huh??

Really??

[edgy hemlock]

See video

[abstract beacon]

Lol

Wtf was that 😂

[edgy abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-dragon-gif-1310919070073587715

[pseudo vessel]

What happened to this cafe

😦

[delicate bough]

Technical Difficulties

[edgy abyss]

The dragons took over the cafe ig

[mild carbon]

It become tapri

[pseudo vessel]

[abstract beacon]

Customers has become poor

Can’t pay for my dragons diaper

[abstract beacon]

Chup

Stop giving buri nazar on my cafe

[abstract beacon]

Hi chat

[abstract beacon]

Bruh

[abstract beacon]

Do you want diaper?hahh

[abstract beacon]

For my kids broh

[abstract beacon]

You married? Damn

[abstract beacon]

Yes i am with three cute little kids

[abstract beacon]

Damn how old are you?

https://tenor.com/view/novel-dragon-ultimate-fantasy-gif-25863371

[abstract beacon]

16

[abstract beacon]

Hahaha I see

[abstract beacon]

Fr?

[abstract beacon]

Yeah

[abstract beacon]

I saw it now

[abstract beacon]

Yeah broh how old do i look?

[abstract beacon]

22

But I'm 21 haha

[abstract beacon]

Daaannngggggg

[abstract beacon]

Haha

I’m happy you thought i am 22

So you lives in kormangala right?

[abstract beacon]

Hahaha

[abstract beacon]

Yeah

[abstract beacon]

Okay I'll do delivery job soon

[abstract beacon]

Why??

[abstract beacon]

I'm gonna left the job soon

And delivery is far better so i can make 40-60k Per month

Here the restaurant I got only 15k

[abstract beacon]

Why don’t you try cloud kitchen???

You know how to cook

[abstract beacon]

Nah I already told you that I'm a beginner hhahh

In cloud kitchen you don’t have to work under anyone

[abstract beacon]

I can't join there without knowing

[abstract beacon]

I knew it

[abstract beacon]

Everyone starts from beginning

[abstract beacon]

But idk about much things

If they need experience ppls?

[abstract beacon]

Who cares??

You don’t have to prepare thousand meals

[abstract beacon]

Yes I knew it but I'm thinking about to do modelling

Just the one in which you are really good

[abstract beacon]

Yehh

People are selling sandwich also

Very easy to make

[abstract beacon]

Ohh

Okay then for now I'll do delivery job later I'll see

[abstract beacon]

No ig, check on youtube about it

You will get more information

[abstract beacon]

Yes I knew it but I'm getting confuse about it hahaha

[abstract beacon]

Add me

[abstract beacon]

Get clarity

[abstract beacon]

Where??

[abstract beacon]

Yehh

[abstract beacon]

Add friend

I couldn't add you haha

[abstract beacon]

Broh how to add as a friend in youtube?

[abstract beacon]

Yt? Hahah how?

[abstract beacon]

I said in discard

[rancid gate]

Goddamn it

[pallid zinc]

Khaleese ki cafe is soo khali khali

[rancid gate]

What happens here

[abstract beacon]

It’s closed , the cafe is under renovation

[mild carbon]

Renovation ❎
Bankrupt ✅

[abstract beacon]

Nikal mere cafe se

[mild carbon]

[pallid zinc]

Customers pay ni kiya

[mild carbon]

Taste was so bad they deined to pay

[pallid zinc]

Bruh the food never came

[mild carbon]

Fraudulent

[edgy hemlock]

Also they have service charge ❌

[rancid gate]

Humko chai aur ek biscoot de do didi

[rancid gate]

https://tenor.com/view/staringsoldiercatok-gif-2130370366885478984

[pearl herald]

whitest tea/coffee ever!

[severe cargo]

Eww milky tea

[modern flint]

Ewww butter tea

[gleaming imp]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-chat-dead-xd-gun-moment-bro-gif-20062575

[gleaming imp]

Welcome everyone to cafe

[rancid gate]

1 cup chai kodi pls no sugar thank you akka

[severe cargo]

Mah default order

[gleaming imp]

Milk illa

[rancid gate]

who drinks tea without milk

Only acceptable non milk tea is if it has lemon in it

[gleaming imp]

That's why I can't serve rn

Comeback later 😂

[rancid gate]

Mayn

https://tenor.com/view/glove-throw-ronnie-schitts-creek-karen-robinson-angry-gif-20787583

[edgy hemlock]

worst employees at this cafe, gonna spam it with 1/5 reviews

[gleaming imp]

How can we serve without inventory

We are under renovation

[edgy hemlock]

this place always has some excuses

[gleaming imp]

Cz we serve only best or nothing

[edgy hemlock]

dragon borgir

[abstract beacon]

Yoooo

What’s happening here

[abstract beacon]

income tax raid

this place is going down today

lemme know how the jail food tastes

[abstract beacon]

Who even allowed you to come inside my cafe?

shush

Get your documents quick or this place will be reduced to dust

[abstract beacon]

Show me your id card

[pseudo vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/sleeping-in-the-pitch-vadivelu-kovai-brothers-funny-comedy-gif-1944889905037809973

[abstract beacon]

[abstract beacon]

Oh you wanna do it the hard way now

Fine

[abstract beacon]

Yes show me id card kid

[abstract beacon]

Looks like you're not going down without putting up a fight

[abstract beacon]

Who are you to raid my cafe??

Mr. Clown

[abstract beacon]

Your customers complained about the terrible service here

And as a cherry on top

[abstract beacon]

Who is that??

Your food is the worst in bangalore

Bring that person

Or this is false allegations

I can file case against you for defamation if this is not true

[abstract beacon]

Your ex-customers now

[abstract beacon]

First of all I don’t sell any foods, get your facts correct

They coming to my Cafe now to complain about the pitiful state of affairs at your café

[abstract beacon]

Who are they???

[abstract beacon]

What are the affairs??

Tell me in details don’t just gimmick

[abstract beacon]

I can count on my customers
They got my back

You are losing this case broh

[mild carbon]

Tapri mai sabka swagat hai

[abstract beacon]

Then what tax raid you are doing when you don’t have the basic details of the case

[abstract beacon]

Get

OUT

[mild carbon]

I agree

[abstract beacon]

What do you agree to?

[mild carbon]

Whatever opi says

[celest raptor]

@abstract beacon all time mood 😅

[abstract beacon]

Come out of delulu

[mild carbon]

Delulu mai toh usne dala tha

[abstract beacon]

I don’t wanna see toxic people in my cafe with a intention to sabotage my business

[abstract beacon]

[mild carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-cute-adorable-cat-gif-2218951504224993799

[abstract beacon]

I don't know what you're selling in the name of food but can't wait to put you behind the bars once the quality report comes out this evening

[abstract beacon]

FIRST!! show me your ID card then we talk

[abstract beacon]

@mild carbon he is right in front of you

[mild carbon]

Yes I got food poisoned I ate once

[abstract beacon]

What evidence does he has??

[mild carbon]

Very bad food

[abstract beacon]

I don’t sell food first of all

[mild carbon]

You won't get a license firstly

[abstract beacon]

Come to consumer court tomorrow we'll discuss there

[celest raptor]

But this cafe got more active crowd than your server

[abstract beacon]

I already have i don’t need another one

[mild carbon]

Yes you will now be behind bars

[abstract beacon]

I will come only after you show me your ID, you can’t trap such a rich person into your scam

[abstract beacon]

My server was always dead

[abstract beacon]

For what??

[celest raptor]

Spammed with nsfw

[abstract beacon]

Yes

[abstract beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/bow-nod-bending-ben-curtsy-gif-15660379

I'm glad our customers don't have to go to khaleesi's Cafe no more

[abstract beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-shooting-gun-shots-fired-gif-5246387

[distant wren]

Spit some GOT fax lemme hear

[abstract beacon]

They are already here

And glad for what

You lost the case

Clown

[mild carbon]

Don't argue

[distant wren]

Yo can I get a coffee atleast

[mild carbon]

No

[abstract beacon]

We have every proof required to lock you up
We gave you too many chances

[abstract beacon]

You don’t order me in my cafe

[mild carbon]

Cafe

[abstract beacon]

Show me

[distant wren]

What What kinda cafe is this

Why this OP grumpy

[abstract beacon]

You didn’t even gv me single warning, and you are putting case on me without knowing the rules lol

[abstract beacon]

Huh

[abstract beacon]

RUDE

PLEASE MAINTAIN DECORUM IN THE COURT ROOM

[distant wren]

Wth is going on 😭

[abstract beacon]

Don’t GASLIGHT ME

[abstract beacon]

What you are in my cafe broh not court

[mild carbon]

It's closed

[abstract beacon]

Who asked you?

[distant wren]

It's a court now ?

Lemme order peace atleast 🫸🫷

[distant wren]

Me!

[abstract beacon]

Who you are to order when i am the owner here

[distant wren]

Are you for real ?

[distant wren]

What's this about owner ?

[abstract beacon]

See the name of the cafe broh these people are behind my business

[abstract beacon]

This is my cafe

[distant wren]

Okay khalesi

Lemme pet ur dragon