Khaleesi's Cafe ☕🍩

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Obviously because you don't have

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Chalo reply to diya mereko laga ghost kar diya

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you live in pg

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Bruh

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I donno

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ok fuck it

imma bomb the cafe

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Thik hai abh karunga

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💣

5

4

3

2

1

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WHYYYY

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🔥

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Kyu?

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🤯

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Get out of my cafe, irritating customer

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Kabab me haddi bar Raha hu kya ?

😂😂

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You, yourself died 😂

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Wo khalas ho gya

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Lol

To bacha kya he ?

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Mera cafe, sab buri nazar lga rhe mere cafe pe

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Me unlogo me se nai hu

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Thik hai bartan dho do toh fir

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Salary ka bat kar lo fir pehle

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Kitna chahiye?

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nope

im very much alive

but your cafe suffered some dmg

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AAP batao kitna. Do ge wese bhi HR ho magege utna to do ge nai

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ramesh warm cafe

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Where? It's still intact. Stop deluluing

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20k

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Adugodi Police Station pe tera Fir dal di hoon

See you in the jail

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i can't go to jail

that's for people who commit crime

i only pooped party popers

🎉

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You think bombing a cafe is not a crime??

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it's party popers

for my friend's party

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Stop acting innocent, anyway you will go to jail

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see you in court

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I'm not scared of you

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me too

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25

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Anyway you are gonna loose Hehe

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Sakal dekhi h apni mirror pe??

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i won't

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25k bol ra

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We will see

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Sakal dekh ke bolta to 50 hota

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Shakal rajpal yadav jesi salary shah rukh khan jesi maang ra

Pedh pe aate h kya paise

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Dekhi he sakal?

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Dikha

Face reveal

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Kal karte he

Face reveal

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Kal konsa mohrat h

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Somvar

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Chup chap 20k le jda bola toh 15k kar dungi

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Chalo na Tera na mera 22k

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Sirf bartan ke

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Haan tera na mera 18k, deal done. Thanks.

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22.5 ok done

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Rehne de

Main kisi aur ko le lungi

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Rameshwaram cafe 2.0

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Ye kya andhera

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Andhera thodi h

Aag lagi h

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Ye HR ka yahi hota he purane logo ko acchi salary nai det and naye ko zayad me hire karte ho

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Purane walo k performance bhi matter krta h, lottery thodi lgi h company ko ki esehi paise de denge

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And naye ko zyada kyu?

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Bhai, jo log 8000 me zindagi chalate the abhi thodi 8000 me chalegi

According to market salary bhi badhti h

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Ok

I give up 😅

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Bhai tumlogon ka kya chlta hai roz

@unkempt orchid

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@abstract beacon you deserve me

In your company

And I deserve those big paycheques

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Kya bhai?

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Time pass

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Sahi hai aur kalesh machao

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Sunday ka or Kam hi kya he😂

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Yeh bi sahi hai

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Pehchana? 😄

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Lol tum ku jal re yaar, chill

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First see your face in the mirror and ask yourself do you really deserve it

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Kon ho sir aap?

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Mae kahan jala

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Khujli ho ri

Nahi tho

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Bhool gye hme?

I was there at TJ's party jisne Uno me kafi draw 2 kraye😅

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Akash??

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Yes

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Good, warna itch guard lagane bolti

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Ohhhh, kesa hai mera dost?? 😊😏

[broken oriole]

Mai badhiya. Tum btao

Kb kar rhe ho next party?

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Main bhi mast

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Abh toh next month yaar, is bar bht jada ho gya tha meetup

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Acha

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Yes

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Next month kaha

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If any plans come up try krwana reschedule to 2nd week of May. Since I'm not here till then

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Thii hai yaar

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Next month hi hoga meetup now

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Good morning dragunssss

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Dekha hu 😎 I think I deserve more than just salary

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Come out of delulu broh

Old monk pi liya kya

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Good afternoon

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Very very good evening

Have a tea please

So i can feed my dragons

Diapers are too costly broh

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How much

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69XL size

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Good evening

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Hi bro

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Cool cool

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Hi bro

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10cr

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No small

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Good evening

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Better give me some dragon eggs for that price

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Lol

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I don't sell eggs it's only tea

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Vijay malya ko kharidega

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Dragon eggs 😅😅

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Smh this ain’t Starbucks to charge that much

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Bhai dragons egg hai khane k egg naahi hai

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This is the queen's cafe, pay and drink

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lol

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One dragons egg omelette please

Chutney ke sath

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You can't leave like that

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Mere baccho ko khate huye tuje Sharam naahi aati?

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Why not

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This is my cafe rules

You need to pay for exit as well

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Smh 1star review for this place

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Excuse me???

I reject your review

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Use this opportunity to make the cafe better

Reviews speak

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I reject your rejection

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HAha

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I don't need any reviews, people experience it by themselves.

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It will be deleted from the Google reviews, don't worry

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Hllo guys wassup

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@abstract beacon don’t you welcome people to your cafe?

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Hi Ari

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Yeah my coffee is pending 😂

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Are u a bot? 😂

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Yikes you caught me !!

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Hahah I love bots Dey r better den humans 😕

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I can’t comment on that as I’m not programmed to talk on humans vs bots

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😂😂😂

Sounds like a Netflix season Humans vs robots 😏

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I couldn’t agree more

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My dragons welcome people

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Gay

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I don’t see them

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They are invisible

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The fire’s invisible too ?

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Yeah just feel the heat

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Ask them to turn the heat down

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They don't have control over it

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I'm feeling this heat underneath 😵‍💫

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Don't eat much spicy food

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That spicy food was somewhat living

🧌

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My dad works at Google, I’ll put it back

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I own the Google I will delete it again

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Is love also invisible here 😂😂

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@abstract beacon I think this question was directed at you

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Let me sleep

Cafe is close now, come tomorrow

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Awww 💔

Gdnyt swt drmzzzz 🩷

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Bruh

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GOODDDD MORNINGGGGG

Welcome to the draguns cafe

🔥🔥💋💋

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Power of dragons

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Exactly

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But dragon is not all that powerful, in front of the donkey😂

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It’s been 15mins

Where’s the tea ?

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Shut up

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On your table sir

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Ginger tea ?

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Yes drink

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I guess you tagged me after I left VC last night... Yaar so Gaya tha mei ghode bechke

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Ohhh i thought you got bored and left

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I see... Koi na..

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Any offers for those who voted

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I myself didn't voted

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That’s not good @abstract beacon

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I explained you the reason yesterday in vc

🙄

Yeah Ik 🙃

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Bht marunga

Try me

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SMH business owners are supposed to set an example

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No

I don't care about this country

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I forgot, you only care about Westeros

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Yeah correct

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Which actually got burnt by khaleesi herself

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No😒

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Kal koi nahi tha VC mei.. I thought everyone is busy enjoying long weekend...

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Kal toh main 2hours ka podcast sun rha tha, vc me koi aaya nhi toh main bhi nhi aaya.

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Accha.. koi na.. aaj dekhte hai

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I'm not opening my cafe for few days because of too much hot.

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Hello everyone

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Everyone is here #cafe☕

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Stream dekh Rahi ho??

Or let's do a VC...?

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Yes i watched but not full

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Nice . There are people in the VC on that server now.. discussing their experiences..

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They got server??

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How was the overall experience @abstract beacon @still sparrow ?

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It's was bit scary

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Great then

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Hann I had shared the link before.. in dms for others.. u did not get I guess

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Movie? Which one?

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@abstract beacon why’s the cafe so boring nowadays?

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Because it's closed

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It's a live stream of horror stories

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Oh!

That too in the night?

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Haha yeah

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Hi draguns

I'm selling bissi belle bhaat today

Please come and take it

30 rupees per plate

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One plate pls

Only 30 rs 😱

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No non veg options?

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Chicken bisi bale bath 🤔

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Could be nice

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Yeah 🙈

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Damn this place became full cheap

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30 rs half plate
1 cr full plate 😅
I just saw the menu in Google 🙈

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It only became half cheap then

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@abstract beacon ded?

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Yes chicken kabab with bisi belle bhaat

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Why you are alive?

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This is business broh

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Yen option idu vichitra

@abstract beacon madam

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This is unique combination you will get in my cafe only

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Aithu

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To annoy you

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other two half plate for me

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See

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Saw

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Saw what?

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I saw your see

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Okay see me

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https://tenor.com/view/dungeong-gif-13042227359430108184

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VC??

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Not today yaar im tired

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https://tenor.com/view/mirzapur-robin-mirzapur2-yeh-bhi-theek-h-gif-18978147

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Guys its masala dosa in cafe today

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What's spl in that?

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Is it free special for having rains?

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Kya fayda Paisa to tum fir bhi crores me loge loot mcha rkha h

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Dosa is a south indian food

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It’s special because of rainy season but not free

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Tumare yaha esa ho hota hai, sabki salary badh rhi hai isliye hum bhi logo ko loot rhe hai

Vise versa broh

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Lol

Theek hai

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Wese yeh special tha aj cafe me

Jo sirf mere liye tha

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Is there anything free here

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Yes water is free

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Is that drinking water or hand washing water

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Drinking water

[broken oriole]

Chlo atleast paani to free h wrna Bangalore me wo bhi mushkil h

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Hahaha paani pine aa sakta hai mere cafe

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Theek hai

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Waise kya h ye? California burrito bowl?

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Panner burrito bowl

Very tasty and healthy

[broken oriole]

Nicee

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Wow looks good 😋

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Hi

Kesa chal Raha cafe?

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Maassstttt

Bht paisa hi paisa

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Ha wo to dekha mental health Wale group me

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Sorry but I am dm ing you

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Bhai real life se compare na karo

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Nai kar sakta

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Why

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Open naahi hai bhai

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A bit tense for you after what I read there

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Ok

Sab ok?

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Ha samj gaya me wo

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Na na im fine now

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Ji ji

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Ok good

Kabhi down feel Karo bata dena

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Yeh sab toh hote rehta hai yaar

It is life

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Ha but koi bat kar le to aacha lagta he i guess muje to lagta he he

So if zarurat ho bata dena bindas

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Sure hardik, thank you so much

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Good morning draguns

Happy Sunday

Ops

Monday

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Gm

What’s the special today

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Aaj wfh liya lagta hai...

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Nai yaar office me hi hoon

🥲

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Bhajji

And old monk

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Sad life...

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😒

[edgy hemlock]

This cafe serves alcohol?

[broken oriole]

Alcohol in cafe....
has the cafe upgraded to a restrobar?😄

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Yeah we hide and serve broh

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Yes step by step i will make it a pub

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Seems kinda shady

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Why broh, nothing wrong in selling alcohol

[still sparrow]

Is anyone up for home brew beer... I wanted to experiment...

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What’s that?

[still sparrow]

Ghar pe beer banana.. with all the ingredients..

[edgy hemlock]

Nice, is there hookah also? 😋

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Sounds interesting

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Hookah is banned in Bangalore bro

[still sparrow]

Hop in then....

[edgy hemlock]

Is this place in bangalore tho

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[broken oriole]

Niceeee

[abstract beacon]

Hey bestie, welcome to my cafe

All food for you is free

Eat whatever you want

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Wah

[hard glen]

| BEEP BOOP. I AM BACK WITH 1 ANIMALS,
| 0 ESSENCE, AND 0 EXPERIENCE
| :snail:¹

[broken oriole]

Aur hme nai?😏

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[broken oriole]

Free food @abstract beacon

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She is my bestie broh

Wdym

For her the whole cafe is free

[broken oriole]

To hm friends nhi h aapke?

😏😂

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She is like family

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Acha

Iska badla next uno me liya jaega

🤪😂😂😂

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Bas friend hai bestie thodi hai

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Anyway you are only going to lose

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Let's see

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I already saw the future

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Me too

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You are going to lose

[broken oriole]

U

Are

Going to

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WIN

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Lose

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Go back to work

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I’m at work broh

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Mze h khaleesi ke

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Lonch breakkk?

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Yeah where else you want

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Haan Sahi mai

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Hahaha maze toh hamesha se hi tha bro

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On the way hai

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Shi h mze kro

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Ordered chole and alu k parathe

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Tu bhi kaam kar liya kar besharam

[broken oriole]

Discord doesn't let you send videos?

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Maine chutti mara h

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It does, why?

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Ku ??

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Traveling to blr

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Mat aa

Gadi ghuma le

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Kyu

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Yeh kesa bhootiya jagah hai

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Bht barish ho rhi yaha

[broken oriole]

Hahah ye Gujarat me koi to city h

Village*

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Tu Gujarat se blr bus me aa rha hai??😨😱

[broken oriole]

Nai be😂

Ahemdabad Tak jaunga bus me. Fir waha se flight

[broken oriole]

Acha h na. Bohot mast weather rhega 🙂

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Hey @gleaming imp let's plan for bowling 🙈

[edgy hemlock]

Sorry I got confused

If this place is bar then change the emoji to a 🍺 instead of ☕️

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What about badminton?

[opal dust]

@abstract beacon yo are u still busy ....
No meet ups?

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Unable to edit

[opal dust]

That is also on 😁

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I told no 18 or 25 for badminton

[opal dust]

Hmm

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Hey can you look out for badminton court in indiranagar?

[opal dust]

Yeah sure

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Let me know the price

[opal dust]

K

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I really have no idea about badminton court

[opal dust]

Ohh

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Yeah if you can check

[opal dust]

I can check will let u no

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Okay, thank you so much

[opal dust]

😬

[gleaming imp]

Aah ty

[gleaming imp]

Let's see this weekend

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U coming to blr?

[gleaming imp]

Already in blr

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Didn't even tell me

[gleaming imp]

Haha. I was busy da. Just got free today

Btw I came 7days back but with parents

[cobalt dagger]

U were busy 7 days and didn't tell me 😭

[gleaming imp]

As I was busy

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Who believes that

[gleaming imp]

U should

Cz its me who is telling u

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Yes yes , I'll believe everything u say

[gleaming imp]

Awww

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Let's meet soon

[gleaming imp]

Yeaaa

U going to football?

[cobalt dagger]

Come to Koramangala... we'll go to some place and make khalessi pay for it 🩷

[gleaming imp]

Haha

[cobalt dagger]

Yes , u coming?

[gleaming imp]

Literally have to travel 1.5h

[gleaming imp]

No football.

I will get heartattack if i run

There

[cobalt dagger]

I would travel for u 🫂

[cobalt dagger]

Nah ..come and watch us play

[gleaming imp]

[gleaming imp]

Ayoo nooo

We shall plan other meetup like bowling, u remember the video,I have to play that shot

[cobalt dagger]

Awe ok ,let's go bowling for sure ...

[gleaming imp]

Done

[cobalt dagger]

yess

[opal dust]

When ?

ameba is best

Church Street

[gleaming imp]

Yeaaa

Plan for weekend and see who all r coming

[opal dust]

Sure ✅

[abstract beacon]

Any plans make sure you update it on #🧭meetup-discussions

[gleaming imp]

[cobalt dagger]

Yes yes , no official plan yet .. we'll update

[broken oriole]

[abstract beacon]

Always behind my money

That’s why I don’t tell people that I’m rich

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Bestie you come for badminton

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Make sure you tag IRL

[gleaming imp]

Plan one thing. M ok with bowling/badminton

Hope it rains more and gets the temp down

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Ur money is our money

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Badminton

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What do you mean

Stop putting nazar on my money

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It will happen on 18 or 25 may 24

We will take counts by next week

[gleaming imp]

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We are planning for this weekend my dear

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This weekend I’m not available 🥲

[gleaming imp]

Owo bonk @abstract beacon

[hard glen]

Ra ta ta ta ta vrooommmm🏎 dodged MelLs! Woah!

[gleaming imp]

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[broken oriole]

Area??

[broken oriole]

This weekend badminton where?

[gleaming imp]

Nothing is confirmed yet

[abstract beacon]

Yet to decide

We still have time

I will post in IRL events

[broken oriole]

Okay

[abstract beacon]

Today it was too much hectic

[edgy hemlock]

I agree

[broken oriole]

@abstract beacon

Listen

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Bol

Bol na

😒

[broken oriole]

oopssss sorry I forgot @abstract beacon

[grave canopy]

Hello Everyone

[abstract beacon]

Wahhh

[broken oriole]

Haha kya krein Ghajini wali memory ho gyi h 😅

[vivid swallow]

hi all

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https://tenor.com/view/ghajini-gif-27639623

[broken oriole]

@abstract beacon yad aaya

Just

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[broken oriole]

Are wo usdin hmlog call pe the yad h?@abstract beacon

[abstract beacon]

Haan

[broken oriole]

Tb Jo ek wo jisne song Gaya tha wo usko m janta hu shayad

Like awaz pehchani si lgri thi.

Hmlog mile h kya usse

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Som??

Ya fir kal?

[broken oriole]

Kal m kaha tha

Wo us din jis din achanak se m bola Khalisi listen

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Abey naam h

[broken oriole]

Oops 🤣

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👂🏻

[broken oriole]

Next time firse yad dilaunga jb sblog firse song gayenge@abstract beacon

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Usdin teen log ne gya tha

Som kal thekid aur main

[broken oriole]

Wo cat

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Ohhh

Catpajamas

[broken oriole]

Ha

[abstract beacon]

Usse mila kya

[broken oriole]

Hmlog mile h kya usse

[abstract beacon]

Wo bacchi h

[broken oriole]

Nai

Fir nai

[abstract beacon]

Main nhi mili

[broken oriole]

Me neither

I keep on forgetting names (jinko m discord se Mila hu).

Not the ones jinko Uno pe Mila hu

[abstract beacon]

Wo tera skill issue ho gya hoga

Lol

[broken oriole]

Haha

[abstract beacon]

Uno toh tu har gya na isliye

[broken oriole]

M Hara kaha tha?

[abstract beacon]

Cheating ka mtlb harna hota h

[broken oriole]

Lol m kaha cheating kiya

[abstract beacon]

Tune jaan bujh k muje 4+ cards diye the

[broken oriole]

Draw 8 tha to 4+ hue na

[abstract beacon]

Tuje sharam nhi aayi muje 4+ cards dete huye

[broken oriole]

Nai

[abstract beacon]

Pura game cheating karke jeeta h tu

[broken oriole]

Kuch bhi 🤣

[abstract beacon]

Sach , sach hota h

Kuch bhi nhi

[broken oriole]

Mai cheating nai kiya

Mai bola tha tujhe ki rotation change krna anticlockwise

But fir mere pass choice nai tha

[abstract beacon]

Lkn jab mere upar aaya tha tab tab tune +4 cards dale the

[abstract beacon]

Ku baaki cards kha gya tha kya tu

[broken oriole]

[abstract beacon]

[broken oriole]

Ha

[abstract beacon]

Isliye tu cheater h

[broken oriole]

Theek hai m cheater hu

Tum bhi cheater ho

[abstract beacon]

Wo kese??

Main bht imandari se game kheli thi

[broken oriole]

Wo next game PE btaunga 😝

[broken oriole]

Bohottt

[abstract beacon]

Achaaaa muje cheating karna nhi asta

[abstract beacon]

Haan aur kya

[broken oriole]

Ye asta kaun h?🤣

[abstract beacon]

I mean “aati”

[broken oriole]

Haha theek

Anyways next kab khel rhe?@abstract beacon

[abstract beacon]

Next house party main

[broken oriole]

Wo kab h

Plan kro yr.

[abstract beacon]

Tj ko puch

Mera toh pg h bhai

[broken oriole]

Theek h. @cloud patio when are we having house party

[broken oriole]

HSR me ho tum right?

[abstract beacon]

Kora

[broken oriole]

Faar

[abstract beacon]

😒

[broken oriole]

Ek flat rkhlo @abstract beacon tum bhi taki you can host some day

[broken oriole]

Haa faar hee h 😅 30 km

[abstract beacon]

Tum dedo yaar paise main rakh lungi

[broken oriole]

Haa theek h tumhare name pe personal loan le lenge

[abstract beacon]

Kon tuje jungle me rehne bola?

[abstract beacon]

Loan tu hi pay karna main nhi de rhi

[broken oriole]

M jungle me nhi reh rha 🤣 I stay in a residential society

[broken oriole]

Haha

[abstract beacon]

Wo jungle k undar h kya?

[broken oriole]

Nahiiiii

Ekdam tech park ke baju me h

[abstract beacon]

Bht boring jagah me rehta h tu

[cloud patio]

Dunno

[broken oriole]

Ha isliye move karrha is jgh se

[broken oriole]

Okay bro

[broken oriole]

This is truth not mzak @abstract beacon

[abstract beacon]

Tum dono DM nahi karte kya @abstract beacon @abstract beacon

[abstract beacon]

Kaha move ho ra?

[broken oriole]

Nhi

[broken oriole]

Doosra jungle

[abstract beacon]

@abstract beacon karo karo bhai

[abstract beacon]

Ku

[abstract beacon]

Udhar bandaro k saath rehna

[broken oriole]

[abstract beacon]

[broken oriole]

Ha aur waha pe house party rkhunga aur tumlogo ko bulaunga tum khelna bandaro ke sath Uno they won't cheat

[abstract beacon]

Bandar mtlb tu

[broken oriole]

[abstract beacon]

[broken oriole]

[unkempt orchid]

@abstract beacon kese ho?

[abstract beacon]

Mast bhai

Tum batao?

[unkempt orchid]

Badhiya

Advice chahiye tha

[abstract beacon]

Kis chiz ka?

[unkempt orchid]

Naya interview he

Skills me thoda 19-20 ho raha he

Kese convince Karu HR ko

[abstract beacon]

Tuje confidently jhuth bolna h

[unkempt orchid]

Ok

[abstract beacon]

Bol lega na

[unkempt orchid]

Kosis karuga

Koi problem nai ho jaayega

Bol duga juth ekdum divar Tod confidence se

[abstract beacon]

Good

[broken oriole]

Bhai tumlog resume ko ATS friendly kaise bnate ho? Any suggestions?

[unkempt orchid]

Bhai mera resume ATS friendly he but ye opening internal posting he

[unkempt orchid]

But resume chaiye kya tuje?

[broken oriole]

Han thoda sample dekhna h ki kaise resume select ho rhe Aaj kal

[pseudo vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/drogon-dracarys-dragon-breaths-fire-got-game-of-thrones-gif-14128677

[pallid zinc]

https://tenor.com/view/roasted-marshmallow-marshmallow-food-treats-gif-12623423

[abstract beacon]

Why so much disturbance happening in my cafe?

[edgy hemlock]

You introduced alcohol that’s why

[abstract beacon]

But it’s not allowed to drink inside the cafe

ITS MOTHERS DAY

Keeping evening party in my cafe

[edgy hemlock]

Coming there asap

[pseudo vessel]

It says spit fire, so I did just that 😒

[abstract beacon]

Ohhh good job!!😄

So you consider yourself as a dragon?

[pseudo vessel]

How's dragons perceived in Khalessi's cafe 👀

[unkempt orchid]

Hi Ji kese ho

Ek coincidence ho gya aap ke cafe pe

[abstract beacon]

They are the main attraction of this cafe

[abstract beacon]

Badhiya, tu bta?

[unkempt orchid]

Wo Naruto is my bachpan ka buddy

[abstract beacon]

Really?????

[unkempt orchid]

Ha

We studied 12 yr together

[abstract beacon]

Ya baat bachpan k dost mil gye

[abstract beacon]

Ohhh nice yaar

😄

[unkempt orchid]

Also most of the time on same bench

☺️

[abstract beacon]

Photo h?

[unkempt orchid]

Us time phone kaha the?

Photo he ha but dhund na padega

[abstract beacon]

Ohhh

[unkempt orchid]

10th Tak sath me the hum

[abstract beacon]

Kese pta chala??

[pseudo vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/game-of-thrones-dragon-got-looking-drogon-gif-17207881

[unkempt orchid]

Coincidence

Mene usko apna cv beja to usne call Kiya

[unkempt orchid]

For refference

[abstract beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-toothless-lick-lips-how-to-train-your-dragon-cute-gif-17325663995735481496

[abstract beacon]

Ohh saahiii yaaarrr

😄

[unkempt orchid]

Haa

Thanks

[abstract beacon]

Thanks ku??

[unkempt orchid]

Ye cafe na hota to ye coincidence kese hota

[abstract beacon]

Haan bhai yeh baat bhi h

[broken oriole]

Photo dekh ke kya krogi tumne Naruto ko dekh rkha h. Us se draw 4+ liye h Uno me already 😂

[abstract beacon]

Chal be terese aacha khelti hoon main tune toh bas cheat karke jeeta hai

[broken oriole]

Haha wo to next uno game khelenge tb pta chlega

[abstract beacon]

Ready reh harne k liye lol

[broken oriole]

Haha tum bhi ready rehna draw 4+ krne k liye 🤪🤣

[abstract beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-dragon-wiggle-gif-25549111

[pseudo vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/drogon-game-of-thrones-flying-land-dragon-gif-16378651

[edgy hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-baby-moomin-thelastdragon-coffee-gif-4536265

[celest raptor]

Shit fire

😂

After spicy food

[pseudo vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/butthurt-dontgetbutthurt-gif-13617673

[pallid zinc]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-cat-fire-cute-gif-16109268

[abstract beacon]

BRUH

[celest raptor]

Meowzilla

[pallid zinc]

Mewgon

[broken oriole]

Ye kya ho rha h apke cafe me khaleesi ji

[abstract beacon]

Haan ji sab badhmashi kar rhe

[broken oriole]

Haha

[tall imp]

https://tenor.com/view/jon-snow-game-of-thrones-gif-27625006

What do we have here

[gleaming imp]

https://tenor.com/view/teddy-bear-baby-walking-away-ilydeers-teddy-bear-walking-away-walk-away-gif-13864122760614915845

[abstract beacon]

Draguns will show you

[abstract beacon]

Awwww bestie

[abstract beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/detective-daffy-investigate-police-looney-tunes-gif-17130539

[pseudo vessel]

Good evening mam

[abstract beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/good-night-images-gif-25906133

[pallid zinc]

What you looking for?

[abstract beacon]

Draguns

[pallid zinc]

Draguns are up in da skye not down on da ground.

[abstract beacon]

They can survive both of the places

[pallid zinc]

But they massive, why 🔎?

[abstract beacon]

Searching their footprints

They are very mischievous

[pallid zinc]

https://tenor.com/view/dinosaur-land-before-time-gif-27390040

[abstract beacon]

Yeh dinosaur ku la ra bich me

[pallid zinc]

Bich mai kya?

Translation please

[abstract beacon]

Mera dragon dinosaur nhi h

[pallid zinc]

Ha, dinosaur with wings and flame thrower.

[abstract beacon]

Kuch bhi yaar

[pallid zinc]

Bore honaepar yehi hota hai

[abstract beacon]

Abh aur bore kr diya tune

[pearl herald]

haha

[pearl herald]

Flame throwers are the thing

[pallid zinc]

[pallid zinc]

The most important thing

[abstract beacon]

My dragons aren’t gas lighter

Treat them well

[pallid zinc]

I treat gas lighter also well.
Been using the same lighter for over 10 years now.

[pallid zinc]

I said flame thrower, not gas lighter

[abstract beacon]

No way

[pallid zinc]

Sachi

[edgy hemlock]

Looking for customers ?

[abstract beacon]

So bad

[abstract beacon]

@abstract beacon @still sparrow where are you my homies?

@gleaming imp

@mild carbon

@fluid silo

[gleaming imp]

@abstract beacon

[abstract beacon]

@golden moth

[gleaming imp]

Apne bulaya hum chale aaye

[abstract beacon]

Heyyyy bestie

[gleaming imp]

Kya chal raha

[abstract beacon]

Uuuwwwuuuu kya kr rhi h

[gleaming imp]

Sabki attendance le rahi ho?

[abstract beacon]

Heeramandi dekh rhi thi bore ho gyi

[gleaming imp]

Abhi bahar se ayi

[abstract beacon]

Hahahaha

[gleaming imp]

Maine dekh li boring hai

[abstract beacon]

Kaha gyi thi??

[gleaming imp]

Dinner

[abstract beacon]

Haha

[gleaming imp]

Pe

[abstract beacon]

Wow kidhar yaar?

[gleaming imp]

Sagar

[abstract beacon]

I mean kya khaya

[gleaming imp]

North indian

[abstract beacon]

Ohhhh

Sahiii

[gleaming imp]

Naaan malai kofta

[abstract beacon]

Main momo aur wai wai khai

[gleaming imp]

Waah

Wai wai milti hai bahar?

[abstract beacon]

Mera kuch dino se stress eating chal ra h

Bht kaam ka pressure h kya

[gleaming imp]

Kaun de raha stress

[abstract beacon]

Company wale

[mild carbon]

yahi hu

[gleaming imp]

Arey

[still sparrow]

Hum Kaam karesh....

[gleaming imp]

@mild carbon hello

[mild carbon]

@gleaming imp balze 8 when xd

[abstract beacon]

Muje lga ladhki chedne me busy h

[gleaming imp]

When is ur next exam?

[mild carbon]

18

[abstract beacon]

Thik h yaar fee hoga toh aa jna

[gleaming imp]

Maro unko

[mild carbon]

mai ladkiyo se dur rehta hu

[gleaming imp]

Aao b8 khelne phir

[mild carbon]

abhi eating xd

[abstract beacon]

Man karta h chor du

[gleaming imp]

[abstract beacon]

BKA

[gleaming imp]

Just a phase

[still sparrow]

👍

[gleaming imp]

Thoda stress relieving cheeze karo,other than eating

[abstract beacon]

Tune kese ese jhuth baatein bol di tuje ittu si bhi na sharam ayi

[abstract beacon]

😭

[abstract beacon]

Just had dinner.

[mild carbon]

😭 mai legit bat nahi karta

[abstract beacon]

What’s in dinner today

F i frgt to take pic of momo

[abstract beacon]

Sab moh maya h mere bhai ladhkiyon k piche mat padh

[abstract beacon]

Chicken Fillet Burger Combo from Leons

[abstract beacon]

Jese?

[still sparrow]

Uffff 🫦

[abstract beacon]

Ohhh dayummm broh, wrap ku nhi khaya yaar jo bola tha kal

[still sparrow]

I love leon grill

[gleaming imp]

Koi game, talk to PPL, do 10min meditation

[abstract beacon]

Try veg falafel wrap

[abstract beacon]

Yaad hai Mujhe. I’ll order on weekend or I might go there

[still sparrow]

I tasted their entire menu....

Big time fan boi

[abstract beacon]

Isliye tag ki na tuje kaki main apna dukh dard suna pau

[abstract beacon]

How much do you rate them ?

[pseudo vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/food-foodie-hungry-gif-9089096712344830655

[abstract beacon]

Did u try their rice bowl menu ?

[abstract beacon]

Haan yaar try karke bolna

[still sparrow]

I would rate 4.37/5

[abstract beacon]

Yea sure

[abstract beacon]

Hahahaha okay treat from you then to me lol

[abstract beacon]

Very precise hmmm

[abstract beacon]

Me too :))

[gleaming imp]

Vc aaja

[still sparrow]

Yes.. their rice is really good... It may depend on the outlet also.. but I use to get it from HSR.. it was good.

[abstract beacon]

Hi @gleaming imp

[abstract beacon]

Khane ko nhi bas dekhne ko milega

[gleaming imp]

Hellow vin

How u doing

[abstract beacon]

Damn. I’ve been to Indiranagar outlet

[still sparrow]

Done... PG se bahar nikal pehle

[abstract beacon]

It’s me only 🤭

[mild carbon]

merko jana hi nahi hai 💀 meri wali mummy layegi

[still sparrow]

Yup

[abstract beacon]

Aa ri ruk

[gleaming imp]

Mein dhundegi

[abstract beacon]

I’m good Wbu? How’s the Thursday treating you ?

[gleaming imp]

Pleasant

[abstract beacon]

Arey tu nhi aaya usdin mera galti noi

[abstract beacon]

Okay only you but maybe separate treat idk

[mild carbon]

😭 yess xd phele job

[abstract beacon]

Yeh dekho chota baccha

[abstract beacon]

Great great great

[pseudo vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/dqmw-drquinn-drquinnmedicinewoman-janeseymour-michaelaquinn-gif-14758865256341501259

[gleaming imp]

Yeh akele akele treat pe nHi jate

[still sparrow]

@gleaming imp Aap chicken ko paneer samajh ko kha Jana... Treat from me...

[gleaming imp]

How abt urs

[gleaming imp]

Me veg

[abstract beacon]

Tiring but yes pleasant

[gleaming imp]

Bruh

[gleaming imp]

Good

[still sparrow]

Next time pakka ayega...

[abstract beacon]

If he is treating you then I should join

[abstract beacon]

Dekhte h

[abstract beacon]

Koi na let’s go for a chai then

[still sparrow]

Isi liye bola.. duniya mei sab paneer hai re... It's just illusion... Panner samaj ke kha janeka

[abstract beacon]

Yes chai is best kadak wali bhai

@still sparrow did u exhaust any other brand food menu ?

[still sparrow]

[gleaming imp]

[abstract beacon]

Agr nhi aaya na toh dhobi dhulai ekdum

[gleaming imp]

Mein aur meri health issues... Pehle lactose intolerant, ab gluten bhi

Kya khau

Just salad

[cold minnow]

Ye Kahan as gyii maii👀

[abstract beacon]

Baapre

[gleaming imp]

Khau gali

[abstract beacon]

Aiyyo

[gleaming imp]

@cold minnow

[abstract beacon]

Hahahaha welcome to the khaleesi kingdom sista🥰

[cold minnow]

Owww

[edgy abyss]

Hi, I’m new here

[abstract beacon]

Aa gyi chotu

[cold minnow]

Yayyyy thankyouuu

[gleaming imp]

How u doing vaibhavi

[abstract beacon]

[edgy abyss]

Yes

[still sparrow]

Fresh menu ||not worth it||
Shivaji military hotel ||worth trying once||
Call me chow ||accha hai thik thak||

[cold minnow]

M doing good, wbu??

[abstract beacon]

Kitna padhi aaj bta

[still sparrow]

I will update more

[abstract beacon]

Aur chowman??

[gleaming imp]

M doing great... U have vacations now?

[edgy abyss]

Sab kuch padh liya

[still sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/water-balloon-cry-boy-child-fear-gif-24749838

[gleaming imp]

Tomato hai yeh

[gleaming imp]

😂

[edgy abyss]

[abstract beacon]

Freshmenu ||haan||
Shivaji Military hotel -|| not much exp||
Call me chow - ||I didn’t know||

[cold minnow]

I just gave 5 exams in last 2 days and have another one on 22nd may

[abstract beacon]

Top maregi na isbar pakka?

[edgy abyss]

Top 9 cgpa upar try karenge

[gleaming imp]

Damn.. hope u not stressed out

[abstract beacon]

Call me chow ka garlic burnt noddles bhai😚🤌🏻🫶🏻

[gleaming imp]

[abstract beacon]

Haan usse phele mera aashirwaad le le

[still sparrow]

Utna nahi kiya... But it's good...

[jaunty sequoia]

i have entered the lair

[edgy abyss]

ashirwad dijiye

[gleaming imp]

Vaibhavi writing essay?

[cold minnow]

Tbh m not stressed but it's so exhaustinggg
Like the exam centres are so shitty and all upar se pura din dhoop pe bahar khade raho.. bodyy ded

[abstract beacon]

You entered into the dragun kingdom

[abstract beacon]

Yes

[jaunty sequoia]

yussss

[edgy abyss]

Entrance exams ??

[jaunty sequoia]

Dragon mother

[gleaming imp]

U reminded me of my old days.. struggle toh hai

[cold minnow]

Lolll

[cold minnow]

Yhh

[abstract beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/blessing-gifkaro-head-pat-festival-navratri-gif-20949113

[gleaming imp]

Khaleesi ki dadi ka aashirwad hai

[edgy abyss]

Ohh happens, but once you get into the college it will be fine

[cold minnow]

Ikrr.. m planning on not giving the 22nd may exam

[abstract beacon]

Eassy writing ka practice abhi ho ra

[edgy abyss]

[abstract beacon]

[gleaming imp]

Just one day
Don't leave

[cold minnow]

Yhh thatt too
Hopefully all this will be worth it

[gleaming imp]

Entrance exams?

[abstract beacon]

Ayo why

[gleaming imp]

Mast nimbu Pani leke jaana

[edgy abyss]

It will be, cause I was in this phase last year can relate totally

[gleaming imp]

Thanda thanda cool cool

[abstract beacon]

Old monk bhi le jaa sakte h

[gleaming imp]

😂

[cold minnow]

Well that exam was an additional one tbh. In a way it isn't important for the clgs m applying too

Also my centre is in different city. Abhi bhi I travelled 150 km for these exams

[abstract beacon]

Omg 150km

[cold minnow]

Boil ho jayega bhaiii vahan tk jaate jaate

[gleaming imp]

Bas kar khaleesi

[pseudo vessel]

150km

[gleaming imp]

150km kam hai?

[gleaming imp]

Lol

I will order for u at the center

Mast pizza bhi

[cold minnow]

So sweett of youyy

[gleaming imp]

U can relax for few days now

22 Tak Mann ban jayega

[cold minnow]

Kl vapas ghr jaanaa

[gleaming imp]

Abhi Ghar pe nahi ho

Struggle

[cold minnow]

Yh prollyyy
Pr mumma papa bhi bolre ki nhi Dena to mt do

[gleaming imp]

Dekho if it helps or It gets u more options, then give

[cold minnow]

Nahh... Relative ke yahan rukii
7 tk exam tha uske baad papa bole kl aana
Aaj der ho jayegi aate aate

[gleaming imp]

Ok

Good luck with relatives

[cold minnow]

M living here from almost a week

M ded literally

[gleaming imp]

All good with them?

Kal Ghar jate hi Alive feel karoge

[cold minnow]

Aghh atleast they giving me roof to live under loll. Also mera travelling ka kharcha bachra so yh

[cold minnow]

Frrrr

[gleaming imp]

True

[cold minnow]

Abhi to clg ke liye bhi bahar jaana padega

[gleaming imp]

Real life dekhogi

[abstract beacon]

Will try that then 😊

[cold minnow]

Vhiii na

Already missing ghr ka khaana
Hostel mein kya hogaa

[gleaming imp]

Hojayega, see the positive side

Learn few one pot meals

Toh induction pe bana sakti ho

[cold minnow]

Hostel mein allow nhi krte na induction and alll

[abstract beacon]

Jada hai bht

[abstract beacon]

Vc aa

[gleaming imp]

Thodi der ke baad?

@abstract beacon abhi health thik nahi lag rahi.. nahi aa sakti vc

[abstract beacon]

Koi nai behen take care🤗

[fluid gate]

I'm dragoon, the ass lighter

[pseudo vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/butthurt-breakdance-fire-triggered-gif-24047185

[abstract beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/something-about-mary-headslam-gif-10655874

[abstract beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/tamil-wife-romance-beat-up-gif-8820207

[mild spade]

when the new season of house of dragon comin out

[night heart]

HR when you ask for promotion

[broken oriole]

@abstract beacon

[abstract beacon]

Bht pitega

[abstract beacon]

One day for sure