#Khaleesi's Cafe βπ©
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Chalo reply to diya mereko laga ghost kar diya
you live in pg
Bruh
I donno
Thik hai abh karunga
WHYYYY
π₯
Kyu?
π€―
Get out of my cafe, irritating customer
You, yourself died π
Wo khalas ho gya
Mera cafe, sab buri nazar lga rhe mere cafe pe
Me unlogo me se nai hu
Thik hai bartan dho do toh fir
Salary ka bat kar lo fir pehle
Kitna chahiye?
nope
im very much alive
but your cafe suffered some dmg
AAP batao kitna. Do ge wese bhi HR ho magege utna to do ge nai
Where? It's still intact. Stop deluluing
20k
Adugodi Police Station pe tera Fir dal di hoon
See you in the jail

i can't go to jail
that's for people who commit crime
i only pooped party popers
π
You think bombing a cafe is not a crime?? 
Stop acting innocent, anyway you will go to jail
see you in court
I'm not scared of you 
me too
25
Anyway you are gonna loose Hehe
Sakal dekhi h apni mirror pe??
i won't
25k bol ra
We will see
Sakal dekh ke bolta to 50 hota
Shakal rajpal yadav jesi salary shah rukh khan jesi maang ra
Pedh pe aate h kya paise
Dekhi he sakal?
Kal konsa mohrat h
Somvar
Chup chap 20k le jda bola toh 15k kar dungi

Chalo na Tera na mera 22k
Sirf bartan ke
Haan tera na mera 18k, deal done. Thanks.
22.5 ok done
Rameshwaram cafe 2.0
Ye kya andhera
Ye HR ka yahi hota he purane logo ko acchi salary nai det and naye ko zayad me hire karte ho
Purane walo k performance bhi matter krta h, lottery thodi lgi h company ko ki esehi paise de denge
And naye ko zyada kyu?
Bhai, jo log 8000 me zindagi chalate the abhi thodi 8000 me chalegi
According to market salary bhi badhti h
Ok
I give up π
@abstract beacon you deserve me
In your company
And I deserve those big paycheques

Kya bhai?
Time pass
Sahi hai aur kalesh machao
Sunday ka or Kam hi kya heπ
Yeh bi sahi hai
Pehchana? π
Lol tum ku jal re yaar, chill
First see your face in the mirror and ask yourself do you really deserve it
Kon ho sir aap?
Mae kahan jala
Bhool gye hme?
I was there at TJ's party jisne Uno me kafi draw 2 krayeπ
Akash??
Yes
Good, warna itch guard lagane bolti
Ohhhh, kesa hai mera dost?? ππ
Mai badhiya. Tum btao
Kb kar rhe ho next party?
Main bhi mast
Abh toh next month yaar, is bar bht jada ho gya tha meetup
Acha
Yes
Next month kaha
If any plans come up try krwana reschedule to 2nd week of May. Since I'm not here till then 
Thii hai yaar
Next month hi hoga meetup now
Good morning dragunssss
Dekha hu π I think I deserve more than just salary
Come out of delulu broh
Old monk pi liya kya
Good afternoon 
Very very good evening
Have a tea please
So i can feed my dragons
Diapers are too costly broh
How much
69XL size 
Good evening
Hi bro
Cool cool
Hi bro
10cr
No small
Good evening
Better give me some dragon eggs for that price
Lol
I don't sell eggs it's only tea
Vijay malya ko kharidega
Dragon eggs π π
Smh this ainβt Starbucks to charge that much
Bhai dragons egg hai khane k egg naahi hai
This is the queen's cafe, pay and drink
lol

You can't leave like that
Mere baccho ko khate huye tuje Sharam naahi aati?
Why not
Smh 1star review for this place
Use this opportunity to make the cafe better
Reviews speak
I reject your rejection 
HAha
I don't need any reviews, people experience it by themselves.
It will be deleted from the Google reviews, don't worry
Hllo guys wassup
@abstract beacon donβt you welcome people to your cafe?
Hi Ari
Yeah my coffee is pending π
Are u a bot? π
Yikes you caught me !!
Hahah I love bots Dey r better den humans π
I canβt comment on that as Iβm not programmed to talk on humans vs bots
I couldnβt agree more
My dragons welcome people
Gay
I donβt see them
They are invisible
The fireβs invisible too ?
Yeah just feel the heat
Ask them to turn the heat down
They don't have control over it
I'm feeling this heat underneath π΅βπ«
Don't eat much spicy food
My dad works at Google, Iβll put it back
I own the Google I will delete it again
Is love also invisible here ππ
@abstract beacon I think this question was directed at you
Let me sleep
Cafe is close now, come tomorrow
Bruh
Power of dragons 
Exactly
But dragon is not all that powerful, in front of the donkeyπ
Shut up
On your table sir
Ginger tea ?
Yes drink
I guess you tagged me after I left VC last night... Yaar so Gaya tha mei ghode bechke

Ohhh i thought you got bored and left
I see... Koi na..
Any offers for those who voted 
I myself didn't voted
Thatβs not good @abstract beacon
I explained you the reason yesterday in vc
π
Yeah Ik π
SMH business owners are supposed to set an example
No
I don't care about this country
I forgot, you only care about Westeros
Yeah correct
Which actually got burnt by khaleesi herself
Noπ
Kal koi nahi tha VC mei.. I thought everyone is busy enjoying long weekend...
Kal toh main 2hours ka podcast sun rha tha, vc me koi aaya nhi toh main bhi nhi aaya.
Accha.. koi na.. aaj dekhte hai
I'm not opening my cafe for few days because of too much hot.
Hello everyone
Everyone is here #cafeβ
Stream dekh Rahi ho??
Or let's do a VC...?
Yes i watched but not full
Nice . There are people in the VC on that server now.. discussing their experiences..
They got server??
How was the overall experience @abstract beacon @still sparrow ?
It's was bit scary
Great then
Hann I had shared the link before.. in dms for others.. u did not get I guess
Movie? Which one?
@abstract beacon whyβs the cafe so boring nowadays?
Because it's closed
It's a live stream of horror stories
Haha yeah
Hi draguns
I'm selling bissi belle bhaat today
Please come and take it
30 rupees per plate
One plate pls
Only 30 rs π±
No non veg options?
Chicken bisi bale bath π€
Could be nice
Yeah π
Damn this place became full cheap
30 rs half plate
1 cr full plate π
I just saw the menu in Google π
It only became half cheap then 
@abstract beacon ded?
Yes chicken kabab with bisi belle bhaat
Why you are alive?
This is business broh
Yen option idu vichitra
@abstract beacon madam
This is unique combination you will get in my cafe only
Aithu

To annoy you
other two half plate for me
See
Saw
Saw what?
I saw your see


VC??
Not today yaar im tired
Guys its masala dosa in cafe today
What's spl in that?
Is it free special for having rains?
Kya fayda Paisa to tum fir bhi crores me loge
loot mcha rkha h
Dosa is a south indian food
Itβs special because of rainy season but not free
Tumare yaha esa ho hota hai, sabki salary badh rhi hai isliye hum bhi logo ko loot rhe hai
Vise versa broh
Lol
Theek hai
Is there anything free here 
Yes water is free
Is that drinking water or hand washing water
Drinking water
Chlo atleast paani to free h
wrna Bangalore me wo bhi mushkil h
Hahaha paani pine aa sakta hai mere cafe
Theek hai
Waise kya h ye? California burrito bowl?
Panner burrito bowl
Very tasty and healthy
Nicee
Wow looks good π
Ha wo to dekha mental health Wale group me
Sorry but I am dm ing you
Bhai real life se compare na karo
Nai kar sakta
Why
Open naahi hai bhai
A bit tense for you after what I read there
Ha samj gaya me wo
Na na im fine now
Ji ji
Yeh sab toh hote rehta hai yaar
It is life
Ha but koi bat kar le to aacha lagta he i guess muje to lagta he he
So if zarurat ho bata dena bindas
Sure hardik, thank you so much
Aaj wfh liya lagta hai...
Nai yaar office me hi hoon
π₯²
Sad life...
π
This cafe serves alcohol? 
Alcohol in cafe....
has the cafe upgraded to a restrobar?π
Yeah we hide and serve broh
Yes step by step i will make it a pub
Seems kinda shady
Why broh, nothing wrong in selling alcohol
Is anyone up for home brew beer... I wanted to experiment...
Whatβs that?
Ghar pe beer banana.. with all the ingredients..
Nice, is there hookah also? π
Sounds interesting
Hookah is banned in Bangalore bro
Hop in then....
Is this place in bangalore tho 

Niceeee
Hey bestie, welcome to my cafe
All food for you is free
Eat whatever you want
Wah
| BEEP BOOP. I AM BACK WITH 1 ANIMALS,
| 0 ESSENCE, AND 0 EXPERIENCE
| :snail:ΒΉ
Aur hme nai?π

Free food @abstract beacon
She is like family
Bas friend hai bestie thodi hai
I already saw the future
Me too
You are going to lose
WIN
Lose
Go back to work
Iβm at work broh 

Mze h khaleesi ke
Lonch breakkk?
Yeah where else you want
Haan Sahi mai
Hahaha maze toh hamesha se hi tha bro
On the way hai
Shi h mze kro
Ordered chole and alu k parathe
Tu bhi kaam kar liya kar besharam
Discord doesn't let you send videos?
Maine chutti mara h
It does, why?
Ku ??
Traveling to blr
Kyu
Yeh kesa bhootiya jagah hai
Bht barish ho rhi yaha
Hahah ye Gujarat me koi to city h
Village*
Tu Gujarat se blr bus me aa rha hai??π¨π±
Nai beπ
Ahemdabad Tak jaunga bus me. Fir waha se flight
Acha h na. Bohot mast weather rhega π
Hey @gleaming imp let's plan for bowling π
Sorry I got confused
If this place is bar then change the emoji to a πΊ instead of βοΈ
What about badminton?
@abstract beacon yo are u still busy ....
No meet ups?
Unable to edit
That is also on π
I told no 18 or 25 for badminton
Hmm
Hey can you look out for badminton court in indiranagar?
Yeah sure
Let me know the price
K
I really have no idea about badminton court
Ohh
Yeah if you can check
I can check will let u no
Okay, thank you so much
π¬
Aah ty
Let's see this weekend
U coming to blr?
Didn't even tell me
U were busy 7 days and didn't tell me π
As I was busy
Who believes that
Yes yes , I'll believe everything u say
Awww
Let's meet soon
Come to Koramangala... we'll go to some place and make khalessi pay for it π©·
Haha
Yes , u coming?
Literally have to travel 1.5h
I would travel for u π«
Nah ..come and watch us play

Ayoo nooo
We shall plan other meetup like bowling, u remember the video,I have to play that shot
Awe ok ,let's go bowling for sure ...
yess
Sure β
Any plans make sure you update it on #π§meetup-discussions

Yes yes , no official plan yet .. we'll update

Always behind my money
Thatβs why I donβt tell people that Iβm rich
Bestie you come for badminton
Make sure you tag IRL
Plan one thing. M ok with bowling/badminton
Hope it rains more and gets the temp down
Ur money is our money
Badminton
What do you mean 
Stop putting nazar on my money
It will happen on 18 or 25 may 24
We will take counts by next week

We are planning for this weekend my dear
This weekend Iβm not available π₯²
Owo bonk @abstract beacon


Area??
This weekend badminton where?
Nothing is confirmed yet
Yet to decide
We still have time
I will post in IRL events
Okay
Today it was too much hectic
I agree
oopssss sorry I forgot @abstract beacon
Hello Everyone
Wahhh
Haha kya krein Ghajini wali memory ho gyi h π
hi all
Haan
Tb Jo ek wo jisne song Gaya tha wo usko m janta hu shayad
Like awaz pehchani si lgri thi.
Hmlog mile h kya usse
Kal m kaha tha
Wo us din jis din achanak se m bola Khalisi listen
Abey naam h
Oops π€£
ππ»
Next time firse yad dilaunga jb sblog firse song gayenge@abstract beacon
Usdin teen log ne gya tha
Som kal thekid aur main
Wo cat
Ha
Usse mila kya
Hmlog mile h kya usse
Wo bacchi h
Main nhi mili
Me neither
I keep on forgetting names (jinko m discord se Mila hu).
Not the ones jinko Uno pe Mila hu 
Wo tera skill issue ho gya hoga
Lol
Haha
Uno toh tu har gya na isliye
M Hara kaha tha?
Cheating ka mtlb harna hota h
Lol m kaha cheating kiya
Tune jaan bujh k muje 4+ cards diye the
Draw 8 tha to 4+ hue na
Tuje sharam nhi aayi muje 4+ cards dete huye
Nai 
Pura game cheating karke jeeta h tu
Kuch bhi π€£
Mai cheating nai kiya
Mai bola tha tujhe ki rotation change krna anticlockwise
But fir mere pass choice nai tha
Lkn jab mere upar aaya tha tab tab tune +4 cards dale the
Ku baaki cards kha gya tha kya tu


Ha 
Wo kese??
Main bht imandari se game kheli thi
Wo next game PE btaunga π
Bohottt
Achaaaa muje cheating karna nhi asta
Haan aur kya
Ye asta kaun h?π€£
I mean βaatiβ
Haha theek
Anyways next kab khel rhe?@abstract beacon
Next house party main

Theek h. @cloud patio when are we having house party
HSR me ho tum right?
Kora
Faar
π
Ek flat rkhlo @abstract beacon tum bhi taki you can host some day
Haa faar hee h π 30 km
Tum dedo yaar paise main rakh lungi
Haa theek h tumhare name pe personal loan le lenge 
Kon tuje jungle me rehne bola?
Loan tu hi pay karna main nhi de rhi
M jungle me nhi reh rha π€£ I stay in a residential society
Haha
Wo jungle k undar h kya?
Bht boring jagah me rehta h tu
Dunno
Ha isliye move karrha is jgh se
Okay bro
This is truth not mzak @abstract beacon
Tum dono DM nahi karte kya @abstract beacon @abstract beacon
Kaha move ho ra?
Nhi 
Doosra jungle 
@abstract beacon karo karo bhai
Ku
Udhar bandaro k saath rehna


Ha aur waha pe house party rkhunga aur tumlogo ko bulaunga
tum khelna bandaro ke sath Uno they won't cheat
Bandar mtlb tu



@abstract beacon kese ho?
Kis chiz ka?
Tuje confidently jhuth bolna h
Ok
Bol lega na
Kosis karuga
Koi problem nai ho jaayega
Bol duga juth ekdum divar Tod confidence se
Good
Bhai tumlog resume ko ATS friendly kaise bnate ho? Any suggestions?
Bhai mera resume ATS friendly he but ye opening internal posting he
But resume chaiye kya tuje?
Han thoda sample dekhna h ki kaise resume select ho rhe Aaj kal
Why so much disturbance happening in my cafe?
You introduced alcohol thatβs why
But itβs not allowed to drink inside the cafe
ITS MOTHERS DAY
Keeping evening party in my cafe
Coming there asap 
It says spit fire, so I did just that π
Ohhh good job!!π
So you consider yourself as a dragon?
How's dragons perceived in Khalessi's cafe π
Hi Ji kese ho
Ek coincidence ho gya aap ke cafe pe
They are the main attraction of this cafe
Badhiya, tu bta?
Wo Naruto is my bachpan ka buddy
Really?????
Ya baat bachpan k dost mil gye
Photo h?
Ohhh
10th Tak sath me the hum
Kese pta chala??
For refference
Thanks ku??
Ye cafe na hota to ye coincidence kese hota
Haan bhai yeh baat bhi h
Photo dekh ke kya krogi tumne Naruto ko dekh rkha h. Us se draw 4+ liye h Uno me already π
Chal be terese aacha khelti hoon main tune toh bas cheat karke jeeta hai
Haha wo to next uno game khelenge tb pta chlega 
Ready reh harne k liye lol
Haha tum bhi ready rehna draw 4+ krne k liye π€ͺπ€£
BRUH
Meowzilla
Mewgon
Ye kya ho rha h apke cafe me khaleesi ji
Haan ji sab badhmashi kar rhe
Haha
Draguns will show you
Awwww bestie
Good evening mam
What you looking for?
Draguns
Draguns are up in da skye not down on da ground.
They can survive both of the places
But they massive, why π?
Searching their footprints
They are very mischievous
Yeh dinosaur ku la ra bich me
Mera dragon dinosaur nhi h
Ha, dinosaur with wings and flame thrower.
Kuch bhi yaar
Bore honaepar yehi hota hai
Abh aur bore kr diya tune
haha
Flame throwers are the thing
The most important thing
My dragons arenβt gas lighter
Treat them well
I treat gas lighter also well.
Been using the same lighter for over 10 years now.
I said flame thrower, not gas lighter
No way 
Sachi
Looking for customers ? 
So bad
@abstract beacon @still sparrow where are you my homies?
@gleaming imp
@mild carbon
@fluid silo
@abstract beacon
@golden moth
Apne bulaya hum chale aaye
Heyyyy bestie
Kya chal raha
Uuuwwwuuuu kya kr rhi h
Sabki attendance le rahi ho?
Heeramandi dekh rhi thi bore ho gyi
Abhi bahar se ayi
Hahahaha
Maine dekh li boring hai
Kaha gyi thi??
Dinner
Haha
Pe
Wow kidhar yaar?
Sagar
I mean kya khaya
North indian
Naaan malai kofta
Main momo aur wai wai khai
Kaun de raha stress
Company wale
yahi hu
Arey
Hum Kaam karesh.... 
@mild carbon hello
@gleaming imp balze 8 when xd
Muje lga ladhki chedne me busy h
When is ur next exam?
18
Thik h yaar fee hoga toh aa jna
Maro unko
mai ladkiyo se dur rehta hu
Aao b8 khelne phir
abhi eating xd
Man karta h chor du

BKA
Just a phase
π
Thoda stress relieving cheeze karo,other than eating
Tune kese ese jhuth baatein bol di tuje ittu si bhi na sharam ayi
π
Just had dinner.
π mai legit bat nahi karta
Whatβs in dinner today
F i frgt to take pic of momo
Sab moh maya h mere bhai ladhkiyon k piche mat padh
Chicken Fillet Burger Combo from Leons
Jese?
Uffff
π«¦
Ohhh dayummm broh, wrap ku nhi khaya yaar jo bola tha kal

I love leon grill
Koi game, talk to PPL, do 10min meditation
Try veg falafel wrap
Yaad hai Mujhe. Iβll order on weekend or I might go there
I tasted their entire menu....
Big time fan boi
Isliye tag ki na tuje kaki main apna dukh dard suna pau
How much do you rate them ?
Did u try their rice bowl menu ?
Haan yaar try karke bolna
I would rate 4.37/5
Yea sure
Hahahaha okay treat from you then to me lol
Very precise hmmm
Me too :))
Vc aaja
Yes.. their rice is really good... It may depend on the outlet also.. but I use to get it from HSR.. it was good.
Hi @gleaming imp
Khane ko nhi bas dekhne ko milega
Damn. Iβve been to Indiranagar outlet
Done... PG se bahar nikal pehle 
Itβs me only π€
merko jana hi nahi hai π meri wali mummy layegi
Yup
Aa ri ruk
Mein dhundegi
Iβm good Wbu? Howβs the Thursday treating you ?
Pleasant
Arey tu nhi aaya usdin mera galti noi
Okay only you but maybe separate treat idk
π yess xd phele job
Yeh dekho chota baccha
Great great great
Yeh akele akele treat pe nHi jate
@gleaming imp Aap chicken ko paneer samajh ko kha Jana... Treat from me...
How abt urs
Me veg
Tiring but yes pleasant
Bruh
Good
Next time pakka ayega...
If he is treating you then I should join
Dekhte h
Koi na letβs go for a chai then
Isi liye bola.. duniya mei sab paneer hai re... It's just illusion... Panner samaj ke kha janeka

Yes chai is best kadak wali bhai
@still sparrow did u exhaust any other brand food menu ?


Agr nhi aaya na toh dhobi dhulai ekdum
Mein aur meri health issues... Pehle lactose intolerant, ab gluten bhi
Kya khau
Just salad
Ye Kahan as gyii maiiπ
Baapre
Khau gali
Aiyyo
@cold minnow
Hahahaha welcome to the khaleesi kingdom sistaπ₯°
Owww
Hi, Iβm new here 
Aa gyi chotu
Yayyyy thankyouuu
How u doing vaibhavi

Yes 
Fresh menu ||not worth it||
Shivaji military hotel ||worth trying once||
Call me chow ||accha hai thik thak||
M doing good, wbu??
Kitna padhi aaj bta
I will update more 
Aur chowman??
M doing great... U have vacations now?
Sab kuch padh liya 
Tomato hai yeh
π

Freshmenu ||haan||
Shivaji Military hotel -|| not much exp||
Call me chow - ||I didnβt know||
I just gave 5 exams in last 2 days and have another one on 22nd may
Top maregi na isbar pakka?
Top
9 cgpa upar try karenge
Damn.. hope u not stressed out
Call me chow ka garlic burnt noddles bhaiππ€π»π«Άπ»

Haan usse phele mera aashirwaad le le
Utna nahi kiya... But it's good...
i have entered the lair
ashirwad dijiye
Vaibhavi writing essay?
Tbh m not stressed but it's so exhaustinggg
Like the exam centres are so shitty and all upar se pura din dhoop pe bahar khade raho.. bodyy ded
You entered into the dragun kingdom
Yes
yussss 
Entrance exams ??
Dragon mother
U reminded me of my old days.. struggle toh hai
Lolll
Yhh
Khaleesi ki dadi ka aashirwad hai
Ohh happens, but once you get into the college it will be fine 
Ikrr.. m planning on not giving the 22nd may exam
Eassy writing ka practice abhi ho ra


Just one day
Don't leave
Yhh thatt too
Hopefully all this will be worth it
Entrance exams?
Ayo why
Mast nimbu Pani leke jaana
It will be, cause I was in this phase last year
can relate totally
Thanda thanda cool cool
Old monk bhi le jaa sakte h
π
Well that exam was an additional one tbh. In a way it isn't important for the clgs m applying too
Also my centre is in different city. Abhi bhi I travelled 150 km for these exams
Omg 150km
Boil ho jayega bhaiii vahan tk jaate jaate
Bas kar khaleesi
150km 
150km kam hai?
Lol
I will order for u at the center
Mast pizza bhi
So sweett of youyy
Kl vapas ghr jaanaa
Yh prollyyy
Pr mumma papa bhi bolre ki nhi Dena to mt do
Dekho if it helps or It gets u more options, then give
Nahh... Relative ke yahan rukii
7 tk exam tha uske baad papa bole kl aana
Aaj der ho jayegi aate aate
Aghh atleast they giving me roof to live under loll. Also mera travelling ka kharcha bachra so yh
Frrrr
True
Abhi to clg ke liye bhi bahar jaana padega
Real life dekhogi
Will try that then π
Vhiii na
Already missing ghr ka khaana
Hostel mein kya hogaa
Hojayega, see the positive side
Learn few one pot meals
Toh induction pe bana sakti ho
Hostel mein allow nhi krte na induction and alll
Jada hai bht
Vc aa
Thodi der ke baad?
@abstract beacon abhi health thik nahi lag rahi.. nahi aa sakti vc
Koi nai behen take careπ€
I'm dragoon, the ass lighter
when the new season of house of dragon comin out
HR when you ask for promotion
@abstract beacon
Bht pitega
One day for sure

