#Malayalee undo
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Very true
US med insurance is shit
UK same
Europe worst
And don't tell about other countries
How will they adapt when their govt. provides evrything from their tax money but here its opposite
Italy entha avastha
Yepo
A few of my friends have married foreigners and they love it here
She says medical is cheap
Damn
Only for citizens
Ohh damn
If you are on work visa or student visa more or less the same like other countries
Uff
India treats everyone same for medical
Njan sangi onnum allatto
I've seen enough places and they state they go through
Myre vala independence nde munne poyi family ne arenghlium settle aya vala chance undagumuyirnu
You can still go and apply for a citizenship in Ireland
Good place
But Idukki pole irikkum
Avdeyum racism
Not even USA
Singapore malaysia etc
Athe sheri
Myre sometimes i wish Kerala was part of some other continent
Who knows when Australia comes near Trivandrum Shores
Continental drifts are happening

Nee uranghile
Don't be frustrated @meager pulsar , just be chill
Hmmm chill avvan patinila
Ila ...no sleep
Nowadays i keep this on loop
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Aha
Nee apply cheynile
Apply for what
Njan already started working for Myntra
Also an HR from Chennai contacted via LinkedIn and told me about another job role which is fully WFH and only 4 days a week
Atheth joli
Yesterday night she asked me to fill a form i still haven't filled it yet
Which company is it legit?
Something related to accounting, book keeping, analysis and tax etc
Paperclip something
Yup
It's @elder kernel
Neeyaano aa Paperclip 📎
Paavam avanu hope keri illatheyaayi
The opportunity is real
Ninak manaslavilla
Maybe catfish isn't the right word
Nee ano aah form ayche
Nanayi njan fill cheydhila
Your loss then lol
It's up to you to fill anyway

Enthada patti
Sheri njan fill cheya
Cheyyy
Enike aa job kituo
Bruh yes
Ithe europe allalo
Me ....the intro round and all
Hiring manager is the ceo so he will do the tech round
Form is very very important
Mmhmm
Bankil work cheyumbol ithoke use cheydhu
How many catfish profiles you have in linkedin
Eda instead of telling me just fill the form
I keep getting different connection requests
That's my real account
Okk ippo or tomorrow
I only have one
Ok ok
You have time till monday
Done
Ente ee week kazhinj 
4 week WFH vishayam analo
Ik
Only heard this in Europe and some other 1st world countries
This company is different
Is it based in India or elsewhere
We use discord for work communication so which is why I'm here 247
Ahmedabad
Ohh myy gawdd Gen Z company anno
Korcah

Alla Manasilayilla so you live and work from Chennai but office mentioned in Bangalore, so do you often come and visit here or what
I always thought like to apply for these kinda jobs you would need some extra qualifications and certifications
I never said my office is in Bangalore
Ooo
I visit bangalore cuz my previous company was there
Ooo anghene
I worked there for more than 2 years
Athe sheri
Trust me....i haven't spent even a rupee to get where I am right now
Nothing
Other than just internet
Then why do people boasts about it on LinkedIn that doing certain skills will get you this role etc
Like my friend got into Some neo Fintech UK based bank as fraud management, KYC, anti ML etc
Myree when i asked they rejected my application we both have same work exp
Athum verum thenditharam alle
It depends on what the company wants
I never had to do any courses or certification but obv it's good to do them, increases your chances
Like we both applied for same positions but he got it and i was rejected even without an interview
It's not your fault
Sometimes it's just based on luck like
If I don't feel something about a candidate i reject them, like i trust my intuition a lot
Edi ennalum njanum avanum work in the same role for more than an year
Lot of hrs are like that
Ohh
It has nothing to do with your professional abilities
Sometimes it's all just based on the hr
Ohh anghene
Plus it's like.....if you didn't get it, you're destined to get somewhere better
I really wanted to get into this company called fivetrab
Prepared like shit
I got into two rounds
Myre just like this i was rejected like for 5-6 positions when i was looking then finally got into Myntra myre i didn't have any other choice
They rejected me....I was perfect for the role like 100%
Damn
Me too....I got rejected tons
Hell I was laid off in my previous company
Was jobless for a while
Even though I haven't stopped applying i keep applying to 5-10 jobs everyday when i get free during break time
Prandh pidich
Ohh dangg
You literally become psycho and want to commit some serious crimes
Yes I did
I got 2 other offers which I didn't take
Paperclip offered me the lowest
One company contacted me from Dodmangla village myree evdeyoo kidakinuu
Now you are happy there right
I took that instead and the risk was very worth it
Same with me on Myntra
Yes very much
How is the pay in your company
I had a company like that.....the hr manager was a boomer, didn't believe in WFH and had major trust issues, wanted me to come to office everyday
Enikkum oru part time offer 🫴
50k enthayalum kanum
I need monthly 5L 😭😭

Eehh myre boomer marinde karyam
Enike enthayalum WFH kittum not now
I interviewed and said, I'll never join your company
After 3 months
Ente kaaryam theerumanamakk @meager pulsar
Aha....peshe there's no jobs for CS atm .....
@elder kernel set aayi
When it happens I'll let u know
Also after 6 months they will transfer me to Myntra official official which is in Bellandur
Aeey illaa
Oh closer to where I live
Njan enthum cheyyum
Literally 4km I think
I know devops, dev, infra etc
Ayin nee Chennai ill alle
Even sales cheyyum
Atho Bglr?
Search for a better company than paperclip
I need 3 days off
I come and go. If I don't go abroad then I'll get a 1bhk and stay in Bangalore
Staying in Chennai cuz I'm saving money
Nice nice
Sucks to be you then 
Appo nee Chennai settle ane alle
Yea bro, born and brought up here in Chennai
Settled here
Chennai junction 🤣
Completed college there

My sister lives there
We live outskirts of chennai
Near this place called Avadi
I know that place, been there
I know Tambaram Subway station is developed now
Nice nice
I miss that place
Ooh
And hot
My cousin worked at DRDO
Yes yes other than beach avede vere onum illalo bland alle
Oho i haven't heard of it
Fr
Defense research
Pine oru Vandalur zoo inde avde pine full college pillardu de kalikal mathram kana aah katinde ullil
Oru marubhoomi aarnnu when I was there in 2015

It's a little developed now
But not much
Ooo develop ayo
After that Vandalur it was completely plain nothing much apart from some agriculture
Uff
We used to see that in lal bagh during 2000's
Appo bangalore thene better
Athe ippolum inde
I didn't exist then
Yes, but it's more hookers now
I was working in Yes Bank jaynagar branch and we used to go there often
I mean late 2000's
Ah agne
Myre ella corner lum kanum
2010-11
Oro vananghal
Even in cubbon
Cubbon pinnium modern couples anne
Lal bahg paka locals
Thitam teams
I got a dslr , and was shooting my gf that time, we were looking for places to shoot and we heard moaning inside the Bamboo forest
There were 3 some going on

3 some inside bamboo sounds diabolical
Myre kurache manu varri eriyarnille

Now it's not much, before it was a big forest
Yes ippo lal bagh is completely more open
Sadly it was some North Indians, 2 guys and a girl in compromising position
Sad
They have cut down many trees and made roads inside
Uuff ijaathi scenes

I told this to my roommates, after that there was continuous trips made by them to cubbon park

You want me gone huh
Vishayam ✨

Sorry kurach 18+ content keri vannu
It's nothing new anyway
Enthin
Chuma oru rasam
Aeey ine choru and vendaka curry ayirnu at afternoon
Dinner was porota with egg masala and Al-fahm pinne 2 pazhampori
That too my fans cooked and brought it from their home
This girl even got an extra small container with extra rice for me
She's from Nepal

Athe

Found the old image i took

😜 😜
I legit thought it was a ghost
Uuff

2

Well I'm okayish
One is just 1 month old
Thnx
Fatherhood is hard
Vishayam 🤙🏼✨
Thanks to her, i don't have to take any burdens
Avnte oru vishayam 
Veettil aano
Namukk irikkaam
Nee nagarbhaviyil settle aayath not my prob 😂
Aeey njan settle ayitila
Actually there's another story behind it
Girlfriend aano
I was kicked outta my old pg for having some issues with the owner so for temporary stay I'm with him
With owner?
Then i went jobless at the same time soo aah polayidi mone thought i wouldn't pay his rent
Aahh
Sugar baby aano 🤣🤣
Areee njanooo

Aaah myran doesn't like whenever i come after 11pm at night
He doesn't allow me and my other roommate to drink and have fun
We got into some issues
Pine food anenghil thitam polathe
Why don't you find like minded people and shift somewhere else
How do i find like minded people
You can get 2bhk near Christ college
Ayoo athe venda
You so don't have any friends in Bangalore
I do
I'm staying with him rn
Pine oruthan he's in Kengeri
Christ inde avde oke pakka shogam ane
I hate that place
Koramangala over hyped anne
Age istapeta sthalam for me is Indiranagar and Jaynagar
Or move to Thipsandra
I'm still waiting for salary
Innium credit ayitila
Edi @meager pulsar when does your company credit salary into employees account
Oohh
Ookk
Goodnight father
Goodnight daddy guy
By Dubai , i got an offer for being a sugar Daddy
Amboo
Ivide kanji kudikkan ippo panam illa
Scene anne

Eehh
Wasn't worth it

And I'm also not into that crap
If you say so father
Sugar mommy's should be easier
Athe evde kittum
Dunno
Ivade bglr anghene oke indo
Probably
Aahh oru katha inde
True, I've not done it. And i won't cheat
Ee Godha movie le songs kolalo
Ayy chill I was just kidding
Ninne porotta maavu kuzhakkana pole kuzhakkum they
Ayinnn
Poi urangan nokkeda
My gym trainer did this shit with a milf, and her husband came to the gym and bashed him up, she was toxic
Uuff
Wow
Avan basement parking avalumaayi irunnappozhe Njan paranjatha valli aavumennu
Aahh best
Then it became a big scene, he was fired from the gym
Shehhh
But then another news came out, with another 10 ladies machan was having a sexual relationship
I thought y'all were going to sleep
He used to teach the HRX workout at cult

Avan vishayam annalo
Njan pokunnu
Cult ill pine parayanda
He is well built and mallu. Typical kazhappan
You are the vishayam

Kama prandhu that's why he got into issues
The fact that you exist
I've heard similar stories from guys who are gym trainers
Best decision ever
I know I've heard a few
They do all kinds of supplements which increase their sex drive
Yes
Bye bye
Goodnight makale
Ente movie plan moonji
Morninn chat
Morning
Uranghile
Yup
Morning
Enthaayi ninte frustration
stress aayi
interview is at 2.30
havent prepared a thing
Just brush up
brush up cheyan vallathum vende
Enthglumm cheye
Nice anno
No Parunthu purushu
Adi valathum vazhike appo enthglumm oke brush agum alo
Huh
I mean read something
@wicked owl:
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Watch this 😂😂
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Then you will brush up SOMETHING right
Probably
But I'm stress
Stressed

I wanna get it over with
And relax
So bad
Adi ee anxiety oru vishayam alla

Tell her that's your job
Yea yea she knows she is just making fun of me
Pine enthina anxiety
That's part for your work right
Inni if you have something else bothering you i donno
I was in anxiety and mental asylum when i was working for bank coz daily i had to talk to customers and bullshits
Pine sales target everyday
Pine toxic senior managers
My manager was a bihari and he used to drink and eat paan everyday whenever some bullshit happens he will point that to me
I FUCKIN HATE BIHARII's!!!
@meager pulsar Spanish Princess ethiii, i hate how the casts changes every new show and i have to get used to them
Eda avan mare scene anne in wherever you go if you see this bihari or UP people where there are more they would only support their own people at workplace
they are the worst kinda people
to have and work with
Pine they used to talk a lot of shit behind my back
Damn but it's good no????
i dont do Groupism , but i hate fucking bihariis
My own reporting manager took a top HNI client from my portfolio and sold the product but gave the credit to other member of the team just coz she was looking soo gorgeous
yes yyes its good only , spanish princess ennthh KUTE aaaaa, but arthur looks sooo retarded in this one
Catherine sooooo kawaiii
Henry is the main
Wait for his second wife Anne
Shhhhhh
She is sooooo popular in history
Eehh
let me guess she cudnt hit her target??
why shud u help incompetent workers?
Fire em
which henry is this ? arthur inte daddy??
or .... maggie intee son?
maggie son is also henry right ?
wait
Areke ariyaa he will be around her all time myran he was married and 2 kids
Eda there were people who are working from more than 5 years there ee myre within 1 year they are asking me to perform like them enne paranja what am i supposed to do and they everytime treated me like shit, myre they wouldn't include me in anything
they had another henryy
this gets confusin without wiki, u were soo right
Quit
nee eganee kastaa pataall , avarkk mathramm alee labbamm ulu??
toxic ahh workplace
they fuck u , cuz they know u will bend over
Stand your ground
soldier
I did it all happened last to last year
But baki ullavar mari poyapol they are earning quite well but its just me who has come down
1 year kayino??
So sometimes i feel like nothing os working out
u need a new job, work place thanee egane toxic ayaa eganee ya?
And switched to different banks with different roles and good paycheck
Aeey ippo illada its old story
Now i won't ever work in any sales field
Mathi mathi aayi
sales avuulaa
I have upward hand in technical stuff with systems Excel, pp, vlookup etc pine vere kore softwares which are used in finance
So I'm still looking for something where i can use those skills and put up to the organisation
Arthur s brother
enik ith onum manasill avulaa 
Wiki just spoiled everything for me
Soo henery viii bbeocmes king
Yes
Told you wiki is your bff
He is very famous for his 5 wives
Especially the second
alredy loving henry viii
bbut 5 okey kuduthal alee
Yaar antha Wiki
Wikipedia
Does anyone play the game Schedule I
friends kalikaar und
yeah
heard them sayy they are sellin meth and all
Callin kerala police
why?
First , my Steam acccounts are never in india
2nd, tried buyin too mucch games last month , when i was high and it got flagged
ok
Yeee
first argentina ayirinuu, then switched to ukraine
games are dirt cheap
epam account stuckk in AED, i aint buyin shit in AED its tooo costly
ok
Game poli aanu
Curfew at night and you need to sell narcotics
Police pidichal ellam povum
Full fun
Whixh game
Schedule I
Oohh
Schedule I drugs, substances, or chemicals are defined as drugs with no currently accepted medical use and a high potential for abuse. - The Drug Enforcement Administration
You're a small-time drug dealer rolling into a fresh town with no cash, no product and no connections. Build your drug empire from the ground up in the grungy west-coast c…
$19.99
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Poli aanu
The developer became a millionaire overnight with this game i heard
Crazy idea man
Myrande oru bhagyam
Neeyum onnu ondakk
Athe athe
the Salesman 🤣🤣
Aaeewwww thitam
😭

jeevich kanikum venel 
Hello guys

enthanu
Jalli life le
eh eh
HR madam ee game install cheyy
How bitch
Schedule, it's fun
Paisa veno install aakan
Verum oru mandiyude price 800 rupa
Pakshe worth aanu
500 ila


Salary ila
neyumm enee polee unemployed ano?
stop copppyin me , LIZZEEE
Aaara ee lizzie
Enik medich tha...kalikaa

Enthaa diii
@alpine beacon ediii veediichiii
Ah elizabeth alle
Elizabeth of York
Cecily was a brat ngl
Shhhhhh
ngl, i kinda understand why the queen is the most powerfull piece in chess, she made the people follow henry Vii to the battle
a scene pewerfull ayiirnuu
(maybe im makin stuff up in my head)
standard of woman sooo goood , need a Queen now
world domination okeyy cheyaan time ayii
True, I felt it was cringe when I watched the second time tho but actually the majestic scene is when katherine went to war when she was pregnant
Badass
Fr.... england was so backward back then....women weren't allowed to rule which was pretty sad
Ninak life ille
inn holiday alle
nonak puff
kya du
shanaa
Timotheee
💀 go to work
podaa

Nee podaaaa
spain better, woman were allowed to wield swords
Ooohh, shhhh dont spoil
im startin to love Katherine , she is soo strong
GET A
You'll hate her in a bit dw
Fuck off
Cuties thanee neegall
SHUSHHH!!! WOMAN!!!
U WILL NEED SPOIL YOUR KINGS ENTERTAINMENT
I will do what I wish to
gonna throw u to the TOWERs
You mere pesant! You have no power over me
Of course adhyam job kittate
Guys schedule 1 kalikkaan vaayo 😭😭
Ilaaaaa
Njan bussil anne
Poyi one nala oru shower eduknam
Then i will yapp a lot with my parents and family members
Myree nala also working day

Part time only 4 days oo alla Manasilayilla
Appo nee chumma veruthe irunu cash indakala lle
Kolaa
I will uninstall disxoed now

No no
Ath full time ah
I'm working at another place partime for 3 days
This weekend maathram
Helping out my mom


I'll post Schedule I gifs untill you guys join
Buy for me I will come
Me too
😪😪😪says the rich person
chat ded
ded
Ded oh
yes yes
what u guys playingg
Which onee
I went to eat food just reached back room sometime ago
eid mubarak guys
Dayy was good dd nothinn special had a great time with colleagues then came back to room then 2 of my very bffs showed up and went to eat shawarma nearby
Inne for tomorrow
How about there
Hmmmm had a stressful day ...interview was okayish then had lunch pinne went to work came home at 9 took a shower and had dinner with mom
Got to bed
The end
Aaahh yeah i forgot you had an interview today why was it okayish
Idk it's a long story
It went fine, idk what they were expecting
If I get it I get it
Allengi ila
Ooo
Depends on the masters Nd the company
Oohh ok
So if i decided to take MBA i can expect some hike in any financial and accounting field right
I never had the mindset to go for PG studies
IIM maybe
Aahh best
If with only degree i can get this far I'm sure there's more ahead
My friends all had taken MBA
Aha
Njan paranju i don't have money and that studying mindset have been left behind long ago
I don't either
They are still charging lakhs for online ones
True
I can't believe myself
Money is everything
So i made up my mind
If i were to study i will prolly study for some upskilling like learning work rdy things
Which comes more handy than MBA

For my job role they only wanted UG
They didn't even ask how much i scored etc
Lol remember back then when we used to think marks mattered
Mine always needs an mba
Yeah HR field
I'm sleepy
Im in the room high
sad
Morninn chat
Morning @elder kernel


Morning

Enthaanu Gafoor paripadi
Shaddi aano 😂

Morning
@wicked owl evde
Probably busy fathering
He gotta father us too here
Eid mubarack
Urakkam aarnnu
Had to pickup few relatives at 3am from satellite
satellite?
Eid mubarak gang
Spaceil
Satellite Busstand Kengeri
What special guys
Last eid apo you were back at my place.....you asked for biriyani

Woww then send biryani for me this time
@wicked owl evde
Ninak ilaa
After my 3rd round of Sleep
Ambooo
Too tired today 😴
What happened
Don't know man, throat and voice fucked up
Bruh same
I woke up with a sore throat and that intensified and it's all fucked up how
Dry cough too

Bangalore verumbo nokkam
Benadryl kudichapo urangipoyi
Ooo dangg
Oru full kuppi kudicho
Pine ne enthe vangathe
Drink aanu plan
Working
Ayinu medicine vangan oru 10 min pore from any nearby pharmacy
She wants her future husband to get it for her
Well that would be nice too
Ik I work at a medical shop 💀

Oooo athe athe ippo kittum
Jolli llee

i was tellin this story to someone today
Aara ee someone
boy friend
Aysheri
Namukk pokaam
Let me get free first
wwokkk
Cheers
Donne aano
Military hotel
Me too me too
I have a lot of donne biriyani centers around me
Like Mallika Biriyani
Aramane Biriyani
I've visited maliga biryani
It's nearby
It was nice experience early morning
Which theatre in Bangalore
Ok
Oooo
Morning
Morning
What programs
Njan itha outside waiting for food pine will go to frnd apartment
Ok
Again Donne






