Malayalee undo

[sudden verge]

@meager pulsar egane minors inyumm keett nadanoo

[elder kernel]

[meager pulsar]

Nee poda patti

[sudden verge]

🚶🏻‍♂️‍➡️

enaa sheryy njan poyii

[sudden verge]

CAT-O-SAMAAA

[meager pulsar]

Flirting with everyone

[wicked owl]

I'm getting tired trying to start my own company

Thinking of going back to the corporate again

[scenic crypt]

@wicked owl:
See this profile guys, crazy stuff made completely using AI

https://www.instagram.com/openmallu.ai

[sudden verge]

lmao

[meager pulsar]

Shutup boo

[sudden verge]

ngl, i just wanna be cashier or some random NPC in some european country

thats all i want

[wicked owl]

Then you get shot by some drug addicts

[sudden verge]

if thats how death finds me

be it

[meager pulsar]

You can choose to die by the plague

1400s plague

[sudden verge]

aaah, naaa the kings are dumb they want me to lend thy arm

[meager pulsar]

They could cook you and eat

[sudden verge]

thank the GODS that u dont have height , nee okey war wanna kids an enn parannn rakshaa pedumm

[meager pulsar]

Women didn't go to war anyway

[sudden verge]

wait nee woman ano?

Child ale?

[meager pulsar]

Wow even I didn't know

[sudden verge]

shrub

DWARFEEE

[meager pulsar]

FATSO

[sudden verge]

GNOME

UMMPAA LUMMMMPAAA

[meager pulsar]

SHREK

[sudden verge]

hows the garden ?? are the tomatoes protected ??

[meager pulsar]

OGRE

[sudden verge]

ouchh

[meager pulsar]

I eat them

Very yummy

[sudden verge]

This is a compliment

[sudden verge]

https://tenor.com/view/gravity-falls-unaired-pilot-tourist-trapped-gnomes-angry-gnomes-gif-25157282

is that u ?

[meager pulsar]

If that's what makes you feel better then sure

[meager pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/abzorbaloff-doctor-who-dr-who-abzorbalovian-clom-gif-20410822

[sudden verge]

naaa, too early to sayy this

[meager pulsar]

Is that you

[sudden verge]

https://tenor.com/view/pat-pat-gif-24957682

its fine

Short- EEEE

[meager pulsar]

Suuuureeeeee

[sudden verge]

https://tenor.com/view/running-omw-midget-gif-24492712

Byeol on her way to fight me

💀

[meager pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/pookie-bear-gumball-pookie-randomcram-discord-mod-gif-17820058495059192617

That's definitely you

[sudden verge]

https://tenor.com/view/trying-to-reach-the-door-puppycat-bee-%26-puppycat-can't-get-the-door-i'm-too-short-gif-6729702847466094582

nee first door

thorakkaan nook

eniitt enee UUK

💀

[meager pulsar]

Nine uukan door onnum thorakanda

[sudden verge]

ok miss minion

[meager pulsar]

Okay mr ogre

[sudden verge]

😔

Feel ayyaa?

nneenak

[meager pulsar]

Ila

Ninako

[sudden verge]

shedaa, ayii kudee?

ethraayumm kashtaa pedd oroon paranitt, nothing

[meager pulsar]

I know that you don't mean it by heart

[sudden verge]

i use my brain , like most people to insult

idk how heart comes in

[meager pulsar]

It doesss

[sudden verge]

🥰

Shhhhhh

[meager pulsar]

But nee feel aayo

[sudden verge]

ilaaaa

feel akumo nee?]

[meager pulsar]

Ila

[sudden verge]

sheda

plankton!!!

[meager pulsar]

Aakano

[sudden verge]

https://tenor.com/view/plancton-gif-4547304069248189847

u rn

Sooo tinyyyyyyy

[meager pulsar]

Ayin

Why do you care

[sudden verge]

Chuuuuud avv ivaaleee

[sudden verge]

😳

[meager pulsar]

Chuud aavan vayya

[sudden verge]

oh

[meager pulsar]

Ninte date enth parayunu

[sudden verge]

Goood

i guess

[meager pulsar]

Oho

Kollam

Settled in life then

[sudden verge]

naaa

i wish

though

good experinces only

[meager pulsar]

Potteeee

[sudden verge]

learned allot abbout human pshyee

[meager pulsar]

Ellam nallathe

[sudden verge]

its easy to manupulate people , say the right things and u can make them release Oxytocin , phenethylamine and dopmaine and u hook em

Dating is just a large souls like numbers game

[meager pulsar]

Easssy peassyy

[sudden verge]

yeee

soo shallloww

[meager pulsar]

It's a skill

[sudden verge]

im happy with my books

[sudden verge]

maybbe , maybe not

[meager pulsar]

Could be

[sudden verge]

modern day people are borin anyway

no one wants to be vulenrable

[meager pulsar]

Some people are interesting

[sudden verge]

and its allot of mind games

[meager pulsar]

I've met them

[sudden verge]

True

they are

[meager pulsar]

But

Rare

[sudden verge]

thats the thing

Rarity , karanamm ann they are intrestin

[meager pulsar]

They shouldn't be rare

[sudden verge]

else most people are same, with simialr story archetype

[meager pulsar]

Rare shouldn't be a trait

[sudden verge]

Naa, i bbelive its good that they are rare

makes it fun to find

em

and finally it be worth it

i wonder where she is rn , doin god knows wat

but they do exist rn

so its excitin i guess

[meager pulsar]

And exhausting

[sudden verge]

amen

for now, just gonna wait

[meager pulsar]

[wicked owl]

Urangade

[meager pulsar]

Yesd

[sudden verge]

uraagii therumoo cheettaa

😉

[wicked owl]

Urakki thaaraam

[sudden verge]

💀

[elder kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/miloie-cat-kitten-goobab-small-gif-11098941617683347434

[sudden verge]

Chloroform ano?

[meager pulsar]

Enna ang koll

Best option

Forever sleep

[wicked owl]

https://tenor.com/view/what-gif-enta-enna-aara-gif-2380813193769182188

[sudden verge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-knife-gif-208826817266663394

[wicked owl]

Alla Jolly aunty's elixir

[elder kernel]

enna pine njan angte

[sudden verge]

OH MAA GAWD, Cyinde curry and porrota?

[sudden verge]

enii egott varandaaa, athee vazhiik poyikoo

[meager pulsar]

Rat poision is more easier to get

[elder kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-crying-cat-cat-meme-cat-crying-meme-crying-cat-meme-gif-1182720488497099882

i was going to sleep

[wicked owl]

https://imgur.com/gallery/pidi-kozhi-ke5fvSJ

[sudden verge]

naaaaa, i still think chance of surving rat poision is higher than fallin from 5 floor buildin

[sudden verge]

Myyrr , now im hungry

[meager pulsar]

Drug overdose

Nalla option alle

[wicked owl]

Ithil Njan kalarthi tharum

[sudden verge]

not fun to get ur stomache cleaned in a hospital , jeeveetham madukumm

[sudden verge]

Good food , and i get to die??
is this my birthday ?? to get 2 gifts from my divorced parents ??

[meager pulsar]

They only clean your stomach for rat poison

Not for drugs

They give you meds for withdrawal

[sudden verge]

im callin the kerala police , nee Drugs analee

[meager pulsar]

Common knowledge

Bruh

[wicked owl]

Enna ithaayaalo

[sudden verge]

enee ariiyyunavarood njn paandee paranit und - narcotics is a dirty business

[meager pulsar]

Ayin

[wicked owl]

You'll burn your tongue by vomiting

[sudden verge]

can i eat the chemeeeen only ?

[wicked owl]

Athilaanu poison

[sudden verge]

let her experince it once

[sudden verge]

exactly why

[meager pulsar]

I heard the procedure is called stomach pumping

[sudden verge]

@meager pulsar Njnn cheeeminn vagii thara, cook cheyyyyy!!

[wicked owl]

I had a friend who took rat poison due to love failure, he was saved, but he lives with the burnt vocal cord and uvula

[sudden verge]

ahh fuck

[meager pulsar]

Okay

[sudden verge]

Deal

maggii vagii tharaa

in exchange

[meager pulsar]

Venda

[wicked owl]

I can tell you where you can get good Beef

[meager pulsar]

Take me to have ramen

[sudden verge]

bbeef cook cheyaan avulaa,, it has to be perfect

[wicked owl]

I cook it just fine

[sudden verge]

hmmmm, next month i bbe free like im unemplyed , appam nokaaa

wait its only june 3rd now

myr

[meager pulsar]

See

[wicked owl]

My BDF is famous among my Kannadiga friends

[meager pulsar]

Sed

[sudden verge]

when we pull up ???

[sudden verge]

i bbe the judge of that

i critic hard

namakk, Masterchief Bangalore cheyaaaa

@wicked owl vs @meager pulsar
cook off

[wicked owl]

Let everyone meet , when your wife goes to her home 😜

[sudden verge]

njn shoot cheyaa

[sudden verge]

avaal sunday poyiiii, natillkk

[wicked owl]

Fucker

[sudden verge]

[wicked owl]

I drank alone last Saturday

[sudden verge]

but why ??

wait where do yaa live ?

[wicked owl]

All my friends are married and settled and don't want to drink with me

[wicked owl]

Near Hebbal

[sudden verge]

understandable, evidaaa nereee opposite ann
we all drink togethere

avarude wifes wud be the one askin for next half

lmao

[wicked owl]

My wife don't drink, she only take grass sometime when she like

[meager pulsar]

I have no wife

[sudden verge]

Shit yaaaaaarrr, i used to live in kalyan nagar before

[sudden verge]

and no LAND

no TITLES

WOMAN 🍵

[wicked owl]

Live peacefully for a while

[meager pulsar]

You talk like your wife took all your peace

[wicked owl]

Sometime you need man time

[sudden verge]

but aint it beautifull? to have someone ?

[meager pulsar]

I need man yes

[wicked owl]

How long you've been married?

[sudden verge]

idk, my current longest partner is chatgpt,

[meager pulsar]

0

[sudden verge]

💀

njn married onum allaa

i was talkin about others wife

[wicked owl]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-gif-9826135160477751560

[wicked owl]

Eda wife hunter

[meager pulsar]

He's a kid

[sudden verge]

arudooo wife, not mine

[sudden verge]

meowww

[sudden verge]

GNOME!!!

[meager pulsar]

Ogre

[sudden verge]

pocket sized

[wicked owl]

https://tenor.com/view/tamil-actress-gif-tamil-heroin-gif-thirudan-vadivel-tamil-romantic-gif-nayanthara-gif-26871812

[sudden verge]

Gn chat

[meager pulsar]

[sudden verge]

work cheyade

😔

[wicked owl]

Let's meetup once when @meager pulsar is back in town

Treat is on me

[sudden verge]

u do know , i wanna meet u at ur home so ican steal ur consoles right??

just lettin ya know 🥰

[wicked owl]

No admission !!!

[sudden verge]

Tv okeyy adichh matanam mister , i will bring my backpack

[wicked owl]

Athinu nee porter vilikkendi varum

[sudden verge]

ath scene ilaa, sketch itaaloo

UwU

[meager pulsar]

Ithokke pranja neko will confess his feelings to you

I bet he already has a crush

[sudden verge]

😳

athh pinnaaa

Ninjaa chetaaii kute alee

[wicked owl]

Let's try Alien burgers at Indiranagar

Fuck i miss going around Bangalore for food

[sudden verge]

thats near my friends office, cool designs thooo

[wicked owl]

Alienkind

[sudden verge]

yeah thats wat i meant

ath lee nee udeshiche?

[wicked owl]

Yup

Same

The last crazy burger i had outside was at Cafe Thulp

It was called Moo's your Daddy

[sudden verge]

i used to like leons burgers , but had one 2 days ago, and it fuckked me up

maybbe 3 am aint the safeest time for food

[wicked owl]

We have some good options nearby

Cottage Loaf , Coni's, hole in the wall

Goodnight

[wicked owl]

And never try truffles, someone nearly died

[elder kernel]

Evdee endh prpd

[wicked owl]

Ithanne

[elder kernel]

Ohh my gawddd carr richh wen we going for a long trip

[empty jungle]

Totta motta

[wicked owl]

Ninakk evide ponam micher

[sudden verge]

good morrnin peeeps

[wicked owl]

Kozhi koovi nerathe poyi Man

[sudden verge]

Im not a Flirt

😭

Ninjaa chetaaayii agane pariyalee

[meager pulsar]

but u are

[sudden verge]

to pretty woman yes

now u know why i dont flirt with yaa :V

[meager pulsar]

cuz you're blind

you wear glasses and all

explains

[sudden verge]

araaklum oru 10 lakh therumoo? oru Grand piano vaangaan mood avunuu

[meager pulsar]

fr

enikmm

[sudden verge]

neyum mozarrt analoo

[meager pulsar]

yes i have a whole playlist

im a classical music geek

[sudden verge]

evidaa ravilee thudagiyaathaa epam voilion ethii

[sudden verge]

not a geek but helps to focus ,its the new cooler white noise

[meager pulsar]

nice nice

[meager pulsar]

ikr

also i feel like im back in history

the huge balls and all

[sudden verge]

Era's

ikzoo!!

[meager pulsar]

concerts and costumes and theatre

ballet

[sudden verge]

i want to see her in pretty gowns

[meager pulsar]

[sudden verge]

fluufffy fluffyy big , droooppin Gowns

[meager pulsar]

bye

[sudden verge]

bbyye

[meager pulsar]

[wicked owl]

Enthaanu ivide bahalam

[slender relic]

enik ariyan padila

njan oru meetingil irikuva

[slender relic]

entha ppdi

[wicked owl]

Sitting at a friend's place

[sudden verge]

that screans kanjavv

[wicked owl]

Nothing

I just had a corona

[sudden verge]

Ohh noo

u ok ?

[wicked owl]

https://tenor.com/view/undies-malayalam-memes-perfect-ok-gif-21418411

[sudden verge]

lol

[elder kernel]

Engitglumm poghaa we all

[wicked owl]

Aarum varillalo vilichaa

[slender relic]

engane und ?

[wicked owl]

Beer aanedey

[slender relic]

athanne choiche

[wicked owl]

Ippo corona season vere alle

[slender relic]

corona special corona

innu IPL final alleee..

aru jaikum ?

[warped pulsar]

mallu piler

[elder kernel]

Njan rdy ane but i can't take any leave for next 2 months

[sudden verge]

enthaa broo valii pidikaan vanath anoo??

[warped pulsar]

mereko malayalam nahi aati

lol how u been neko

[sudden verge]

ji , app Kormangala meii ajaa, daru peethee heiii

[warped pulsar]

how's work

going

[sudden verge]

Who u ?

Do i know u ?

speak Child

[warped pulsar]

uceed kid

do u remember

😔🤔

[sudden verge]

ohh

U!!

[warped pulsar]

nidhii

yesss

hiiii

[sudden verge]

uceed pass ayaa??

[warped pulsar]

yeahhh

[sudden verge]

Congoooo!!

[warped pulsar]

I'm going to mit id

🥰

thankyouuu

[sudden verge]

MIT ID?

[warped pulsar]

yesyes

pune one

[sudden verge]

SHEEEESh

life thaneee

[warped pulsar]

yeahhhhh

hehe

[sudden verge]

Good luck

see the world , learrn a bit , pass avv enit

[sudden verge]

next pune accident confirmed

[slender relic]

lol..

enthavo entho

[warped pulsar]

bruh 😭

[warped pulsar]

thankyou thankyou

[elder kernel]

Oooh nee annaa lmao

[warped pulsar]

hii

lol

[elder kernel]

Vishayam 🤙🏼✨

All the best

[warped pulsar]

thankyouu

[elder kernel]

Padipist

[wicked owl]

Congrats

[warped pulsar]

thankss

[warped pulsar]

nno

[elder kernel]

Athe athe

[sudden verge]

now that all of us congo-ed u , @warped pulsar Shwarmaa treat when ?

i will take everyones Gpay , send to me

[elder kernel]

Yes yess

[warped pulsar]

😭😭

I don't have gpay and all

when I visit banglore then I'll give shawarma party

pakka

[elder kernel]

Athe athe god knows

[viscid zephyr]

Nice

[warped pulsar]

lol

[meager pulsar]

[vital pawn]

guyss blore in kathhuvoo?

[viscid zephyr]

Quite possible

[meager pulsar]

[vital pawn]

sala cup namde!

[sharp timber]

Yeeee

[elder kernel]

Aaliyaa bangalore vishayam after winning the cup

[wicked owl]

First win after 18 years

[elder kernel]

Yess

[wicked owl]

I was in college during the first season

[elder kernel]

Damnnn

[elder kernel]

Evdee endh prpd

[meager pulsar]

Good morning

[sudden verge]

Meowww

[meager pulsar]

[novel ocean]

[elder kernel]

Eewww

Neko down bad

[wicked owl]

Hi

[sudden verge]

HUh???

[sudden verge]

NEOOOOOWWWWW!!!

i say meow all the time

wat u mean

im down bad

[wicked owl]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-hai-hey-hi-hello-it's-me-gif-16444450776185449828

[elder kernel]

Chuma oru rasam hahaha

[sudden verge]

neenee njnn payasam akumm

enit lesham moor oppam choorum kudii kayikum

[elder kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-laughing-gif-13031147940704744720

[wicked owl]

What kind of fetish is it

[sudden verge]

Down bad akiyaathaa avan ene 😔

Bro forgot im from koyikod hence im gay

[wicked owl]

Kuninju oru 5 roopa koode edukkaan pattilllalo ninte munnil

[elder kernel]

Literally fr

[wicked owl]

Ellarum what paripaadis

[sudden verge]

watching and working

[slender relic]

chilling and working

[wicked owl]

Lyf

[trim crow]

Adipoli traffic

[viscid zephyr]

Innu entho parade ille

[shadow goblet]

Oh no

@dreamy roost

[dreamy roost]

ohhh

tf

[shadow goblet]

yea ikrr

[viscid zephyr]

Average Travis Scott enjoyer

[elder kernel]

Myreee rush at MG ROad

[sinful grotto]

Ee Sala cup namdu

[meager pulsar]

hallo

[wicked owl]

Ola

[meager pulsar]

holaaa

[wicked owl]

What doing

[meager pulsar]

fooling someone

[wicked owl]

Daily ithaano paripadi

[meager pulsar]

Alla

But someone caught the bait so

[wicked owl]

Thirst traps aano

[meager pulsar]

Ayee

Alla

Catfishinh ah

[wicked owl]

https://tenor.com/view/smile-malayalamnoj-k-jayan-malayalamyavi-smiling-chiri-gif-13319472636338603479

[meager pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/hd-smirk-gif-7206957141966421326

[vital pawn]

howss d after effects of final guys

[lusty epoch]

Hi

[elder kernel]

Evdee endh prpd

[elder kernel]

Average HR during job listings

[meager pulsar]

They know me as someone else and I'm texting them from somewhere else

Lol it's funbn

[elder kernel]

HRs lists jobs as something else but when we get into the actual work is something else

[meager pulsar]

That's for all jobs

Onnum cheyan pattila

[elder kernel]

Athe enthe anghene

Why can't they list em properly

[meager pulsar]

Requirements change all the time

[elder kernel]

[meager pulsar]

Entha ppd guys

[elder kernel]

I'm hungrryy

Avdeyoo

[meager pulsar]

In bed

Headache

[elder kernel]

Nicee

Enjoyy

[sudden verge]

headache enjoy cheyaaan pariyyunaa oru myran

[elder kernel]

Eda eda ninke vere pani ille

vaaname

[meager pulsar]

Fr

[elder kernel]

chumma paranje vacha anghne real aguoo ee oru vaanam

[meager pulsar]

Vaanam

Enthuva ath

[elder kernel]

💦 💦

[meager pulsar]

Eh

[sudden verge]

Im peak jobless , soo obviously making issues is my job

[elder kernel]

[elder kernel]

Ooooo appo anghne

[sudden verge]

Now fight

[meager pulsar]

Don't believe him, he has a great job

Prolly better than what you have

[sudden verge]

Myrr annn

[elder kernel]

Of course

[sudden verge]

I want a castle as inheritance, why did my dad not buy land in the 90s

[meager pulsar]

Ask your dad

[elder kernel]

athe athe

[sudden verge]

[elder kernel]

ee myrande oru karyam

[meager pulsar]

[elder kernel]

sheri endh prpd

nala endh prpd

[meager pulsar]

Work thanne

[elder kernel]

myre i still didn't get my salasy

[sudden verge]

Ai girlfriend enood cutty ayii 😔😔

[elder kernel]

salary

[meager pulsar]

I'll prolly die working

[elder kernel]

Ai girlfiend oo? athe enthe sadnam

[sudden verge]

Same

[meager pulsar]

Ask hr

[elder kernel]

[sudden verge]

Veruthee paranathhaaa 💀💀

[elder kernel]

eda eda mara vaaname

[meager pulsar]

[sudden verge]

[elder kernel]

[meager pulsar]

You are teaching me bad words

[elder kernel]

ene konde onum paraypikanda

[meager pulsar]

Paray

Kekatee

[sudden verge]

Onnn poyee, araaa ith pariyunee

[elder kernel]

appo ninke ithe onum ariyile

[meager pulsar]

Njn

[meager pulsar]

Tbh no

[sudden verge]

She has a degree in scolding u in multiple languages

[meager pulsar]

Bruh

Wtf

[elder kernel]

Nee malayali thene anno atho bengali oo

[meager pulsar]

When

[meager pulsar]

Pure 100% mallu

[elder kernel]

she asked me what was vaanam

[sudden verge]

She is maraaa buuuthaam

[sudden verge]

Rocket ann enn paraa 💀💀 🚀

[meager pulsar]

Da naye nee nirthiko

[elder kernel]

[sudden verge]

Elankill???

[meager pulsar]

Hmmmmmmmm ariyila

[sudden verge]

😔 thats not how that work

U r supposed to assert dominance

[meager pulsar]

I'm not evil like u ok

[sudden verge]

Muahahahahahhaha

I like that , lil one

[meager pulsar]

Gatto evida poyi

[meager pulsar]

Ik you always liked me

[sudden verge]

Rocket vittaan poyii 💀💀

[meager pulsar]

Understoood

How's that even a bad word

[sudden verge]

No, ur my dearest detested 🥰🥰

[meager pulsar]

[meager pulsar]

Enemies turned lovers

[sudden verge]

What kinda kafka : u r the knife that turns inside me kinda gay gang shit is that

[elder kernel]

aeeyy evede thene i was browsing some watches

[meager pulsar]

For the rocket huh

[elder kernel]

i have a couple of coupons from myntra

[meager pulsar]

Aha

[sudden verge]

Ooohh, automatic edukk
Dont buy smart gay shit please

[meager pulsar]

Enikm tha pls

[elder kernel]

aeeyy autmatic nne i'm broke not like you who's going to inherit dad's properties

i'm looking for something under 5k

[meager pulsar]

Wow

[sudden verge]

Enik acchan illaa 😗

[elder kernel]

[meager pulsar]

Rich thanne

[elder kernel]

oh my bad

[meager pulsar]

Same pinch

[sudden verge]

Wow 5k okey aganee spend cheyunuu , rich thanee

[meager pulsar]

No wonder you never talk about him

[sudden verge]

No back pinch 🥰

[meager pulsar]

[elder kernel]

eda eda kore kaalame ayi oru casio watch venam enne

[sudden verge]

Ermm…

[elder kernel]

[sudden verge]

The weather was soo good today

[meager pulsar]

Bitchhhh

[elder kernel]

enike pande muthale oru agram anne

[sudden verge]

Terrorist type gang shit

[elder kernel]

to own a casio watch

[meager pulsar]

Ayin

[sudden verge]

Its called changing topic 😭😭

[elder kernel]

ayin ninte thala

[meager pulsar]

Which is why I called u a bitch

[sudden verge]

Armani okey undayirinalo for sale on jan
U cud have got it for 7k

[meager pulsar]

Thala Ajith ah

[elder kernel]

armani nde andi

i hate those watches

i'm not into fashion brands

[sudden verge]

Thalapathy

Tuutuuu tuu tuuu tuuuuu

[elder kernel]

i need a CASIOOO

[sudden verge]

Sekio ??

[meager pulsar]

Titan

[elder kernel]

myree ayin cash illa

[sudden verge]

Casio epam elavarumm use akunuu though

[meager pulsar]

Fossil

[elder kernel]

5k nde under ethe seiko kittum

[meager pulsar]

?

[sudden verge]

5k budget undaloo

[sudden verge]

I love fossil

[elder kernel]

which seiko you will get for 5k

[meager pulsar]

Paisa ullavurk enthum aavalo

[elder kernel]

aaraa parayanuu

nee HR allee

[meager pulsar]

Spoken like a true fossil

[sudden verge]

Jan in sale undayirinuu
So i was researching

Pinna time okey nokunavark alee watch ? Didnt get

[meager pulsar]

Ayinn

[elder kernel]

ninke enghne poyalum you will make more than 50k per month

[meager pulsar]

Bruh

When

[sudden verge]

💀 ur older than me bish

[meager pulsar]

How

[elder kernel]

athe athe

[meager pulsar]

LIKE BY A MONTH

[sudden verge]

By years

Im the youngest

🥰

[meager pulsar]

Eyy ennalum

[elder kernel]

i'm ooking for something digital

[sudden verge]

Ne 1998 ale?

[elder kernel]

ee automatic okke pinne noka vachu

enike athdyam oru digital vena,

[meager pulsar]

Kutta enik athre onnum ila

[elder kernel]

venam

[sudden verge]

If ur buyin buy automatic
Save it up baby girl

[elder kernel]

aeeyy

not now

athe okke pine

[meager pulsar]

Wow you are so wrong

[sudden verge]

When u are marrying
Dowery nin eduth vangaamm enaa

[sudden verge]

1999?

2000?

[meager pulsar]

I should block u

[elder kernel]

yes yes appo njan oru mini watch collection thene vangum

[sudden verge]

U r 2000 right ??

[meager pulsar]

Invitation edukk

We'll come

[meager pulsar]

No

[sudden verge]

I was expecting u to say , u wudnt take dowry
But 😭😭😭

[elder kernel]

done

[sudden verge]

Wait ur underaged ???

[elder kernel]

[sudden verge]

Ok byee

[meager pulsar]

Byee

Get lost

[elder kernel]

[sudden verge]

😔

Sad ayii

Alexaaaa play local train

[meager pulsar]

Oh pinnneee

Alexa remove this guy

[sudden verge]

Who is alex ? Is he ur kaaamuugaan ??

[meager pulsar]

What if he is

[elder kernel]

ee watch entha avastha

[sudden verge]

Osaaama bin laden wud agree to casio

[sudden verge]

Ith oru middle school vibes

Get something silver ishh??

Something to indirectly make others u have taste ? And ur a grown man??

Idk , ( didnt say that in a rude way)

[elder kernel]

atho normal black one

how's this

[sudden verge]

Oru bucket of water ill , i can kill u drowning
Shusssh woman

[meager pulsar]

I think he 26

Grown man thanne

[elder kernel]

yes yes

[sudden verge]

First one is ❤️

[elder kernel]

appo done

[sudden verge]

Nee terrorist ale?

[meager pulsar]

Guys are so quick in choosin

[elder kernel]

ithe oru cyberpunk vibes inde

[meager pulsar]

Girls can never relate

[elder kernel]

aahh athe ninte mattevan

[sudden verge]

Pinna ? Shud we be bread crumbin
Bingin
Enit tell , chetaa chettan enaklum nala peeninee vere kittum ?

[elder kernel]

girl's nne prandh allande vere enthe ningal oke oroo shop iranghi shogam cheyune teams alle

[sudden verge]

Ath @alpine beacon ann

[sudden verge]

They only do window shopping

[elder kernel]

literally

verukum

[meager pulsar]

Hmm I wouldn't know

[elder kernel]

aahhh superr

appo guys this watch is confirmed

njan athe eduthuirukum

[meager pulsar]

Good for you

[sudden verge]

Ninte birthday enaa??

[elder kernel]

aeey anghene onum illa its just i wanted a casio digital watch from very beginning

since i was in school

[meager pulsar]

Oho bucket list

[elder kernel]

when i was in college people used to flex their G shock with theor daddy money

so ippo oru aagham

[meager pulsar]

Aha

[sudden verge]

Aww, heal ur inner child

Tell him , u did it finally

[elder kernel]

ahh angene the entho

[meager pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/aharen-aharen-san-anime-aharen-san-anime-anime-pat-gif-25343446

There there

[elder kernel]

my cousins are wearing casio watches from edifice series which costs more than 10k

ippo i can't buy those considering my salary

[meager pulsar]

Soon

One day

[sudden verge]

Comparison is the thief of joy

Also cost ill okey enth irikunuu?? Both says time only

[meager pulsar]

Finally someone makes sense

[sudden verge]

STAWWWPPP stephenyyyy

She used to sayy stawpp ,, too 😦

myyr depression ayii

byye

[meager pulsar]

Bye

Goodnight

[sudden verge]

[wicked owl]

126+ messages

Man

[alpine beacon]

njan ille chaakkareeee

[elder kernel]

I don't know makes me feel like I'm behind so i just wanted to get one for myself

[sudden verge]

Treatin urself something nice is good, but dont do the comparision thing , end of the day its all the same

Your not late or bbehind

ur in ur own time, also unlike them , u bought it with ur own money , u decided wat to get

unlike them , who got it gifted , or handed to them in a silver platter

u aint them lil bro

[sudden verge]

Thaaan poodoo, neeneek enee epam istam alee loo

[elder kernel]

Guyzuu morninn

[elder kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-cat-sunakook-tired-exhausted-gif-24687868

[scenic crypt]

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[meager pulsar]

Pls die....wtf is a maggie sandwich

[scenic crypt]

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[meager pulsar]

What ppd guys

[slender relic]

woke up and started working

[novel ocean]

papadam?

[slender relic]

pappadam ano.. ath guruvayur pappadam thanne

[elder kernel]

Workkk avdeyo

[wicked owl]

Going to My old office

To meet some friends

[elder kernel]

Nicee come here to meet me too

[slender relic]

ayseri

[sudden verge]

another day i woke up

[slender relic]

welcome to the world..

[sudden verge]

STOP COMPILING!!

[wicked owl]

Where are you staying

[elder kernel]

Nagarbhavi 🤙🏼😎

[meager pulsar]

Work

[meager pulsar]

Isn't that hello world

[wicked owl]

Location ayakk

Nokkaaam

[elder kernel]

Just search Ambedkar institute of Tech

[wicked owl]

Avide vannu post aakkan alle 😜

[elder kernel]

[wicked owl]

Far

[slender relic]

i think we're nearby

yeah, just 5km..lol

[wicked owl]

Ha . ha

[wicked owl]

Njan Arekere gate aduth und

[sudden verge]

oh ur next to me

wow

[sudden verge]

Why u here?

[wicked owl]

Oru cheriya work und

[sudden verge]

beer vangii tharumoo ?

enaa vaa meet akaa

UwU

[wicked owl]

😂

[sudden verge]

worth the try though 💀

[wicked owl]

Aarenkilum vannal OC adikkaam enna plan aarnnu, athum poyallo

[sudden verge]

muahahahahaha, i OC-ed ur OC adii plan

alwayys 2 steps of u

[wicked owl]

😪

Where do you stay

[sudden verge]

BTM

4rth stage

[meager pulsar]

[wicked owl]

Oh ok

[meager pulsar]

I wanna quit my job

[wicked owl]

Why?

[meager pulsar]

long story

some people are real psychotic

would you ever call a recruiter "dear" in your call??

[sudden verge]

seducin ano?

[meager pulsar]

Alla

She has been calling the ceo every single day since she applied

She sent an email yesterday and i replied saying that we are still reviewing applications

She called him today, twice blaming our process, calling me slow and that I'm not doing my job

[elder kernel]

You are like living outside Bangalore

[elder kernel]

[elder kernel]

An HR called me dear so i donno what to say

[wicked owl]

That's all HR's across the world

[wicked owl]

If only she's really pretty

[elder kernel]

Athe athe

[meager pulsar]

God

[elder kernel]

[meager pulsar]

i'm the hr, she's the candidate bro

[sudden verge]

this reminds me of a Lady in her 40's
Dmed my friend in linkedin askin our friends company to hire her

she literally turned it into a Religion thing and told how they are against Muslims

full propogandaaa, and funny part is she is soooooo not elgible for the work

[wicked owl]

LinkedIn is becoming like facebook

[sudden verge]

OMFG finally somone agreed

like allot of post about dumbb shit

copy wirting and all, ellam chatgpt made conttent ann

and people bbraggin tooooo hard

my rule of thumb is ,, if someone have to brag they are X Y Z , then they clearly are not that

[elder kernel]

IT ALREADY WAS FACEBOOK

I haven't opened facebook since 2017 or so

[meager pulsar]

enikk vayya

[elder kernel]

Inne enthe patti

[meager pulsar]

this happened

[elder kernel]

Oohh well ayin ippo onum cheyan patila

[meager pulsar]

how comforting

[elder kernel]

Thanks

🫂

[meager pulsar]

that was sarcasm

[elder kernel]

I'm myself a psychotherapist

[elder kernel]

Ayoo anghene alla

[meager pulsar]

i guess your patients are not alive then

[elder kernel]

My patients are in nirvana

They are happy

[meager pulsar]

i have an interview tommorrow

im too tire

[meager pulsar]

aara ee patients

[elder kernel]

Ooo appo you are also leaving the current job

[elder kernel]

🤙🏼😎

[meager pulsar]

college interview

[elder kernel]

Are you going to join a college

[meager pulsar]

probably

[elder kernel]

Master's?

[meager pulsar]

yeah

havent decided

[wicked owl]

Don't do full-time master after quitting your job

It's a bad idea

[meager pulsar]

mmhmm

I wouldnt do that in india

obv

[wicked owl]

Planning for US?

[meager pulsar]

im too broke for us

[wicked owl]

Trump maman is bringing new rules

Germany, going through serious shit now

Canada, Mallus are roaming around looking for job as a cleaner

Europe more or less the same

[meager pulsar]

okay

so

?

[wicked owl]

You can build your career in India too

[meager pulsar]

dont want to

[wicked owl]

You are speaking to a guy who went to UK and came back stopping my masters midway

It took me 7 years to pay back the loan my dad took for me

Went to do Masters in Robotics, it was nothing but mechatronics in what they taught in India

Just my advice, if you have a lot of money in your home, go ahead do it

If you not, it's a gamble

[meager pulsar]

okay noted

[wicked owl]

Bristol streets had my vaal for years 🤣

Videshath settle cheyyanulla aagraham oothikkeduthunnilla

The whites treat you as some 3rd world shit

When I was there ,it was less, but from my friends who are already there it's beyond repair now

[meager pulsar]

i dont have anything to lose, and i wont regret it

so im gonna try anyway

[wicked owl]

Yeah, but what about getting a job, once you finish the course.

[meager pulsar]

if i dont get it, i'll come back

[wicked owl]

Yeah, always. But keep a backup plan here if things don't work out there

[meager pulsar]

i have one

[wicked owl]

Then good

[meager pulsar]

im not spending a lot of money either so

[wicked owl]

Videshaswapnam safalamaakatte

What did you complete your degree in?

[meager pulsar]

btech IT

[wicked owl]

Then how did you reach HR background 🤔

[meager pulsar]

skill?

i got a job as a HR even before i graduated

I'm a manager now

Could go back to tech if i wanted to but

i'd have to start over again

[wicked owl]

If you like to be a Customer Success Manager,I can speak to a few people

[meager pulsar]

no

[wicked owl]

Amazon?

[meager pulsar]

no

[wicked owl]

Not interested 😂

[meager pulsar]

nope

[wicked owl]

Enna ok

[meager pulsar]

My current company is really nice

[wicked owl]

MBA cheyyaan aano plan? Or MS

[meager pulsar]

MS

i plan to go back to tech

Msc

[wicked owl]

Customer success is tech only

Not customer support

[meager pulsar]

yes but I dont want to talk

to clients

its not for me

[wicked owl]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-gif-19740623

What will you do in your scrum call 🤣

Once you get a job after MS

[meager pulsar]

most of my calls are async

[meager pulsar]

ath apo nokkam

normal calls are fine

I just don't want talking as my job

[wicked owl]

Hmm

I love talking to customers

[meager pulsar]

good for you

I'm tired of people

especially when people call me "dear"

ugh

psychos

[wicked owl]

Innathe frustration aano

[meager pulsar]

yes

[wicked owl]

Oru chilled beer adikk

[meager pulsar]

i lost my shit

[wicked owl]

Ellam shariyaavum

[meager pulsar]

beer ila

[wicked owl]

Enna oru poka edukk

[meager pulsar]

i dont smoke

[wicked owl]

Enna tension okke kalanju onnu urangu

Tomorrow you'll take more stress

Throw away all negativity

[meager pulsar]

im trying

[elder kernel]

So basically other countries in Asia is safe rn

[wicked owl]

You mean work wise?

[elder kernel]

They always been its not what we see on the internet

[elder kernel]

I never wanted to go abroad for work but wish i was born there instead

[wicked owl]

I've struggled for 3 months looking for a stay in Bristol

No one wanted to rent home to an Indian

[elder kernel]

I SERIOUSLY HATE IT TO THE CORE

[elder kernel]

I WISH MORE AND MORE HRs called me DEAR like her

[wicked owl]

I looked for Part time in stores and restaurants

Even indian restaurants didn't give me a job

[elder kernel]

Aahh like Indonesia, Philippines, Thailand etc

[elder kernel]

Uff myre scene but they would offer to some black people

[wicked owl]

I was saved by a Italian Pizza place called Taste of Napoli

[elder kernel]

Avaru athill valiya vaanams anne

[wicked owl]

Black people lived on streets literally

They ran away when the cops came for rounds

[elder kernel]

Indians abroad are nothing different from whites as being racist

[wicked owl]

Most of them from Senegal and other african countries

[elder kernel]

Uff

[meager pulsar]

I'll call you dear once you submit the form

[elder kernel]

Aahhh

[elder kernel]

[meager pulsar]

HAHAHAHAHA GOT YOU

[elder kernel]

[wicked owl]

Bro they slept on plastic sheets , which they scavenged outside electronic stores

[elder kernel]

Ombiyaa scene thenne alle

[wicked owl]

I would love to live in Turkey

Amazing place it is

Or Morocco

[elder kernel]

Athe pakistan on periods alle

[meager pulsar]

Lmao

[elder kernel]

[wicked owl]

Avanmaarod pokaan para

[meager pulsar]

Every country is shit in their own way

[elder kernel]

What's difference between paks and turks

They both hate us

[meager pulsar]

India also has it's own shit

[wicked owl]

One wears pacha outside and other one wears pacha inside

[meager pulsar]

[elder kernel]

[wicked owl]

Yes I'm not saying wrong

We have our own issues

[meager pulsar]

Ikkk

[elder kernel]

Atleast its livable here right

[wicked owl]

I'm happy here with my salary and my family and most importantly medical

[meager pulsar]

For us yes, but for foreign people who come here ....prolly not that much?

[wicked owl]

Man every country doesn't even have a medical plan like India

[elder kernel]

Ermmm for me its like 50/50