elden-fun

[ocean island]

eh we can agree to disagree, it was borderline

[frozen anchor]

💀

[elder mauve]

bruh literally wrote all that 💀

[ocean island]

...

[frozen anchor]

🏃‍♂️

[gleaming delta]

Too much text, not reading

[sinful current]

Just like any souls story, I see no heroes.

[gleaming delta]

Semp delete it you know you want to

[ocean island]

was doing more than that

goodbye turtle, you will not be missed

[proud current]

I wasnt finish reading, dangit

[west coral]

Hey I was reading that

[elder mauve]

lmao

[gleaming delta]

💀i don't even know who that was lmao rip bozo

[verbal seal]

yo stephen walking just got yanked off stage

[gleaming delta]

I am the silliest creature !

[frozen anchor]

No

[sinful current]

Yo was he banned?

[ocean island]

yes

[elder mauve]

honestly didnt know i made such an impression on them, ive been hanging out in the trans dark souls discord for a while now

[proud current]

Theres a trans ds server!?

[frozen anchor]

No

[sinful current]

OH MY GOD its the girl! The one from the story!

[gleaming delta]

I like to go in the plant section of stores and just pee on them instead of using the bathroom

[elder mauve]

yes its me hello

[gleaming delta]

I just sht on people's cars

I am rapidly losing braincells. Please, Let us return to memes brothers and sisters

[frozen anchor]

My reaction to that information
😀

[elder mauve]

id post topical elden ring memes but alas, i havent come across any lately

[gleaming delta]

Every elden ring joke has already been made

[frozen anchor]

You most post elden ring neme

[elder mauve]

i mean i have this

[true quail]

You will come up with new elden ring memes

[frozen anchor]

🔫 😎

[proud current]

We still havent made fun of old people, this Section's name is a lie

[gleaming delta]

You will post elden ring memes, you will bow to semp, you will simp for ranni, you will live in your gamer chair

[ocean island]

totally original meme, you're welcome chat

[frozen anchor]

No

[gleaming delta]

Caelid bad, RoB bad, radagon balling, mohg likes kids

[ocean island]

I was on board with this until the last one 😠

[gleaming delta]

I literally do not care about lore I've heard so much about mohg liking kids idk man

[ocean island]

yeah I know it's a low hanging fruit for people to make memes about

[ocean island]

it's just kinda... not okay

[gleaming delta]

Uhuh radahn wholesome 100 rot lady uh mean and bad uhm uhm maidenless!! Uh uh 7hjmmhmm

[proud current]

Speaking of lore, master hewg is in chain like 5meters long...where does he take bathroom breaks?

[gleaming delta]

The floor, the dung eater cleans it. Know your lore maidenless runt!!! 🤓

[proud current]

It makes sense now! no wonder there are no bathrooms in the roundtable

[gleaming delta]

No showers either cuz if fia needs a shower I'm there fr🙏💪

🤨

Radio📻

[ocean island]

Do I even want to know what you're saying here

[gleaming delta]

Probably not, but id be glad to inform you

[ocean island]

i'll pass

[gleaming delta]

The dung eater thinks I'm nasty bro, that's all I gotta say

[gleaming delta]

Elden ring actually takes place in Poland

[frozen anchor]

Ok

[gleaming delta]

There’s a town in Russia called Limgrave, so Elden ring actually takes place in Putin Land 🧠

An insult to elden ring

At least it’s not California

True

[elder mauve]

everyone knows elden ring takes place in ohio

[gleaming delta]

Checkmate, Ohio doesn't exist

[proud current]

Bloodborne gaved me bathmophobia (fear of stairs)

[signal mango]

Boo

[proud current]

I can imagine those wolves still chasing me!

[spring sand]

"Nightmare nightmare nightmare!!"

[gleaming delta]

E

[spark imp]

Dead chat, also why is there a mod that deletes memes? Maidenless behaviour

[spark imp]

I am here to steal memes so this is detrimental to my behaviour

[gleaming delta]

Who likes hampters

[obtuse shoal]

Awh man, this is worse than that one time Mogh, the Lord of Blood, decided to kidnap Miquella.

[last roost]

Dont give george martin any lore ideas

[last roost]

So true

[misty sparrow]

who has biggest booba in elden ring

[livid zenith]

Elden ring players when someone below the age of 40 gets a ring: (IDK i never played the game)

[gleaming delta]

Most definitely the fire prelates

[signal mango]

nah its Radahn

[verbal juniper]

Nop, the Fire Prelates!

[gleaming delta]

Oh shi he’s right

[kind whale]

The bandit literally tells you

Marika

[misty sparrow]

theres no proof for that doe

[verbal juniper]

I dont't think so

[kind whale]

Take his word for it, he says it every time before saying, "you must be 'ungry"

[livid zenith]

Please fromsoft it's been more than a decade of putting giants in your games, why haven't we gotten fem-giants with big boba 😩

[misty sparrow]

ikr

[kind whale]

We have

[misty sparrow]

idk slight peak at it doesnt say much just that she has booba but not the size of it

[kind whale]

Dark souls 1 in the painting, crossbreed Priscilla

[chrome snow]

bruh marika has some nice badonkers, sadge we have to fight radagon and not her lol

also there's that huge albinauric lady in the snowfield

[kind whale]

What

[livid zenith]

True, but I was referring to... actual giants. 😛 Besides I like most sophisticated individuals have my eyes firmly planted on Priscilla's feet.

[chrome snow]

💀

[kind whale]

Your eyes need only be on her foot steps during the invisible phases, not her feet themselves.
But alas,

[chrome snow]

yep she's sleeping inside a ruined church in the snowfield area

[misty sparrow]

damn look at those timdies

[kind whale]

I thought she was dead, I couldnt wake her up

[chrome snow]

na she just napping

[gleaming delta]

nah she takin a nap

im having a blast with this rn

[hasty obsidian]

Nerd lady

[obtuse shoal]

If Blizzard made Elden Ring the grand library would have one of those notes providing a three page essay about how Rennala is autistic but it actually makes her stronger

[rugged surge]

pvp is fun

[gleaming delta]

I’m malenia blade of miquella and I have known defeat..

[crude quest]

True because I live in Ohio

[restive lava]

It like she has to update her saying,
"I am melania blade of miqqulia, and only once have I known defeat"

[viscid drift]

Perfectly calculated

[gleaming delta]

math teachers be like

[viscid drift]

Physics professors simply gliding to school because objects in motion stay in motion

[frozen anchor]

💀

[obsidian lintel]

this is the shattering cutscene

[limpid storm]

I just scroll up this chat all I see is this silly creature and agheel for some reason

[obsidian lintel]

it definetly happened to unlock it you gotta kidnap 3 children and escort them to moghwyn dynasty mosaleaum it's true ask varre

the reason of the kidnapping Is free runes of course

[west coral]

The flying dragon agheel

[obsidian lintel]

wish godrick grafted agheel than that decomposing silly creature

[west coral]

Wish agheel grafted radagon, the silly creature

[obsidian lintel]

More like grafted dragon agheel,le silly creature

[remote yarrow]

Me when a meme in #elden-fun isn’t elden ring related

[west coral]

You sure must feel silly when you realize you didn't spot the flying dragon agheel on the corner of the meme

[remote yarrow]

Silly dragon :DDD

[remote yarrow]

Now im safe from warns

[swift loom]

Okay but why is liurnia dark

[azure spindle]

“elden ring lore”

[gleaming delta]

True

[west coral]

@ocean island opinion on my meme please

(took me 15 hours to make, please be considerate)

[tawdry grove]

anybody got the guy that made the Mandalorian Laughing and then crying meme?

i forgot his name

[gleaming delta]

Pedro pascel? He’s the mandalorian

[tawdry grove]

yeah

[restive lava]

I am malaria blade of mosquito, and i have never known a cure

[azure spindle]

Wow don’t you hate it when that happens

[pure loom]

Spare him his life from this pot-trocity

[viscid drift]

Blaidd

[fluid cipher]

Blaimdd

[viscid drift]

Me when I see Blaidd:

[whole sapphire]

He is a marvel legend

[obsidian lintel]

This is me Fr

As I always say this is canon

[gleaming delta]

I love elden ring pot fellas

[gleaming delta]

Ermmm actually

[obsidian lintel]

That's elden ring related u can find this In stormviel castle

[gleaming delta]

Margit white

[obsidian lintel]

He just need ur credit card info to buy enough runes to level so he can take on margit

[crude stump]

Fake

[gleaming delta]

Get fake

[winter bone]

Why does this sound so similar, i cant put my finger on it
I can even say it in a rhythm idk why

[obtuse shoal]

Bohemian Rhapsody

[raven mural]

And Ranni fans

[winter bone]

OH right

[gleaming delta]

This meme is almost as funny as the other 300 times you sent it

[obsidian lintel]

Queen Marika is ALWAAAYS Watchin

[fringe bolt]

how dare you its a gif not a link

[obsidian lintel]

I didnt do it the bot is programmed to do it 😭

[river palm]

Someone got Marikaed

[fringe bolt]

me and i just tried to send this

[obsidian lintel]

Got Marikaed lmao

[spring sand]

Its true, guys. Cops ar

are cool god i hate these cooldowns

[fringe bolt]

live astel reaction

[azure spindle]

Shabriri grap

[azure spindle]

Me when- wait, just me : (

[gleaming delta]

Semp

[frank scroll]

😂

[viscid drift]

Where did he go?

[gleaming delta]

The coomer cave

[azure spindle]

Flying dragon greyll the silly creature

[azure spindle]

“That creature is looking mighty silly.”

[viscid drift]

The only valid choice of weapon

[azure spindle]

No, bloodhounds fang or bust

[viscid drift]

Just you wait, the reaction image is loading

[azure spindle]

Bruh shut it grape enjoyer

[azure spindle]

I can’t even open this 😂

[viscid drift]

Skill issue

[viscid drift]

Noooooo

[gleaming delta]

Wrong

[azure spindle]

It’s probably something weird anyway

[viscid drift]

It was funny, I promise

[gleaming delta]

It probably wasn't

[echo ginkgo]

itd be funnier with the Elden Ring HUD

[somber dew]

Not untrue

[patent pawn]

mausoleum jump

[rough lance]

😂

[obsidian nova]

Just defeated rennala at level 59 I didn't expect her to be this hard

[green pulsar]

She isn't if you don't die

[sinful current]

Jesus christ my man needs to spend his coins

Also thats a sh*tty skill loadout

[gleaming delta]

Damn boys, Ray Liotta just died

[viscid drift]

This dude with the electric bomb ability, respectable. I love to drop it down holes where people are hiding from the bombs

[gleaming delta]

Dont care

[weak timber]

That's great 😂 😂

[gleaming delta]

👴🏻

[tawdry grove]

British Rannis is the 4th most cursed thing i have seen today

[remote locust]

he is literally so perfect and sweet, i love him so much

[remote locust]

twitter.com/sinto_j/status/1528093770759262208?s=20&t=MV-4o1O6_tWB6Jwb59NbiQ
link to the original! I absolutely love this artist

[weak timber]

Oh nice I'll have to take a look

[remote locust]

twitter.com/sinto_j/status/1518305200792272896?s=20&t=MV-4o1O6_tWB6Jwb59NbiQ

they drew ranni suplexing blaidd lmfao

[weak timber]

Poor Blaidd

[lament adder]

ok buddy

[true quail]

go to the church and ask God to forgive you

[broken sparrow]

christianity enjoyer 🤝

[true quail]

Nvm I'm not getting banned for that bit

[broken sparrow]

protesting to what?

[true quail]

based on what?

[weary trellis]

it has different beliefs on the life of Christ than Christianity

[broken sparrow]

oh yeah no it was a word joke

[weary trellis]

on the message that you deleted that said that protestantism is real Christianity

[true quail]

Listen buddy I'd sooner ping sempiternal than debate with an orthodox / catholic convert on the memes channel of elden ring discord so @ocean island

[idle dagger]

Elden snail

[true quail]

Red = evil coded

[gleaming delta]

Red= will kick your ass version

[true quail]

both of them will kick your ass

[pulsar condor]

That happened when I fought Regal Ancestor Spirit as well

[iron elk]

Wtf causes that😭

[west coral]

Flying dragon agheel the silly creature

[pulsar condor]

It teleports out of bounds, I don't know why though

[iron elk]

i was like omg pretty moveset all excited then he just commited game end

[sacred crag]

The backrooms found dragons

[pulsar condor]

Yeah for me it took like a solid 30 seconds for him to die

[hollow snow]

bro wtf

[burnt comet]

hacked runes

[nocturne oasis]

Oh cool

[hollow snow]

nah I say wtf because thats cringe

[minor osprey]

^

[burnt comet]

he is dropping hacked one like they can hack your game and stuff maybe

[obsidian lintel]

Oh god not bri'ish ranni

[kind whale]

"aww, you're a doll luv"

[kind whale]

It is

[gleaming delta]

repost because

[jagged gyro]

morbius

[lethal peak]

Giant Crushers Supremacy

[odd plank]

Its morbin' time

[gleaming delta]

100% real I was in the stream

[obtuse shoal]

That scene where Morbius told Mostbius "without the bius, what's there to morb?" Literal chills

[hollow snow]

I made elmo chaos, feel free to add s**t to it

[stoic atlas]

😱😱😱

[granite perch]

Kung fu panda

[stoic atlas]

When your console keeps telling you to update even though you have already updated it 7 times in the past 30 minutes

[granite perch]

Dam thats tough

[stoic atlas]

Yes

[granite perch]

How do you spell hippopotamounstrouseqabadalliaphobia?

Someone pls answer. This is important.

[stoic atlas]

h i p p o p o t a m o u n s t r o u s e q a b a d a l l i a p h o b i a

[river palm]

hippopotamounstrouseqabadalliaphobia

[granite perch]

Thx guys. Love you <3. Bye

[golden warren]

I love the ending where you become a flaming butthole

[granite perch]

This is my response to that:

[primal portal]

My honest reaction

[maiden pawn]

looks awesome lol

[signal mango]

I love him. Thank you so much

[steel pewter]

I just wanna say like
Save tf2
That is all
Yours truly
Bloodbourne guy

[gleaming delta]

I agree

[viscid drift]

Replace Radahn with sorcery builds

Or magic builds in general, if you play right there are no openings to hit you or cast magical counter attacks against you

[karmic atlas]

You have got to be KIDDING ME

[west coral]

lol, lmao

[spring sage]

Would be better if he was rolling a ball of dung

[gleaming delta]

valve said they would

[daring steppe]

Silly/Creature

[karmic atlas]

Finally, Inner peace

[gleaming delta]

S

[ocean island]

why are you copying my name

[gleaming delta]

Why are you copying my name?

Wake up wake up wake up

[open harness]

Why are you copying my name?

[kind whale]

Why are you copying sempiternals name?
Not cool dude

[gleaming delta]

Yea

[steel pewter]

Screenshots?

[gleaming delta]

Check they’re Twitter they said there

[steel pewter]

Theyre last thing was from may 23rd

[kind whale]

Elden ring dlc leaked, we're going into the oceans of caelid

[ocean island]

why isn't it red then

[steel pewter]

And I dont have twitter

[kind whale]

Because the ocean in caelid isn't red and neither is the rain for some reason

[steel pewter]

Shush semp fake

[steel pewter]

Btw I dont see it

[west coral]

please keep your reactions elden ring related, this is an elden ring discord. thank you

[kind whale]

^

[ocean island]

[west coral]

alright that's it. I'm pinging the mods. @gleaming delta !

[gleaming delta]

Hi

[west coral]

this user is being aggressive towards me. please mute him and remove his messages thank you

[steel pewter]

You got it

[west coral]

godspeed

[gleaming delta]

Weird I saw on YouTube it worked

[steel pewter]

Photo of me (sempiternal) (real)

[gleaming delta]

Hey can you guys stop having fun please

[west coral]

sorry

[steel pewter]

(I am elden ring related in real life)

[scenic mauve]

Bruh you just doxed yourself

[open harness]

Sempiternal? More like simp eternal.

[gleaming delta]

I am semp, destroyer of fun

[steel pewter]

I am sempiternal and I endorse ALL posting of morbius memes

[scenic mauve]

Mods are asleep post naked morgott

[tawdry grove]

Bruh yall are bullying the mod for doing their job 💀

[open harness]

It's more ironic at this point

[gleaming delta]

I am sempiternal and I endorse ALL posting of morbius memes

[tawdry grove]

It not looking like it at all

[open harness]

We used to unironically hate semp but it's cool now

[gleaming delta]

Yeah yeah for sure hahahahhahahah irony for sure

[pulsar condor]

Maybe we are all Sempiternal

[ocean island]

Will the real Sempiternal please stand up

[steel pewter]

YESSIR

[open harness]

Sempiternal was the one great all along

[gleaming delta]

Hello I am semp

[ocean island]

This is in good fun, I'm not too worried as long as they actually behave and don't act out in other channels
fair warning to the lot of you, if you act like me in other channels I will mute

[gleaming delta]

Semp 1 sees us like a disease and doesn't want us to spread

[steel pewter]

I am sempeternal and I will mute you if you act as me

[west coral]

I like that he refers to us as "the lot of you"

[gleaming delta]

Everyone please change their names back and stop pretending to be me

[pulsar condor]

What do you mean you're pretending to be me

[open harness]

No you should stop pretending to be me first

[tawdry grove]

Well i deserved that good night yall

[ocean island]

Can we at least go back to posting our silly creature flying dragon agheel

[scenic mauve]

LMAO it got deleted

[west coral]

flying dragon agheel the silly creature

[gleaming delta]

Flying semp the silly creature

[steel pewter]

Yeah guys I really dont appreciate
@pulsar condor
@ocean island
@Deathcross#0999
Posing as me

[tawdry grove]

no

[west coral]

you have turned my 10 second paint job into a work of art

[gleaming delta]

Bro

[pulsar condor]

Get a load of this fake Semp

[tawdry grove]

i literally don't know who is talking now tbh

[teal osprey]

This is funny

[west coral]

@ocean island you never answered me tho

[gleaming delta]

I am the real semp

[open harness]

🙃

[pulsar condor]

Sempiternal is talking obviously

[ocean island]

Oi, we're being polite, don't nerd post me

[scenic mauve]

AHAHAHA

[steel pewter]

I sempiternal am not going to allow people to pose as me

[open harness]

Semp is goofy ah confirmed

[spring sage]

Remembered seeing a post about how androgynous dark souls player characters are so i thought it fit

[gleaming delta]

So if we talk in any othee channel with this name we get muted

[scenic mauve]

I'm just trying to be silly 😭

[tawdry grove]

okay im done now seriously good night

[steel pewter]

I sempiternal do not endorse the hurting of my feelings and will delete messages accordingly

[west coral]

you are a silly creature, flying dragon agheel

[ocean island]

Something something rule 4

[steel pewter]

As demonstrated I am not coping at all per the videos suggestion that I am

[gleaming delta]

Auhhhhhhghgg I'm sempiiiiiinnng I'm gonna seeeemmppppp aughhh my semps going everywhere

[west coral]

why won't semp rate my meme, he said my past one was mid so I tried really hard

[scenic mauve]

Thank you

[open harness]

Guys look at rule 15

[ocean island]

It's okay when contained to this channel cause it's less likely other staff will see it but if you go posting elsewhere then impersonation rule will be in play 😛

[gleaming delta]

I don't think there's enough semps

[tawdry grove]

@ocean island Did you archive my fan club?

[ocean island]

This is just weird bruh 💀

[gleaming delta]

I'm gonna semp all over you bro
💀

[steel pewter]

Since I am sempiternal let the off topic posting commence NOW

[ocean island]

Is that the accord melina offers us??

[gleaming delta]

Uhhhh rule something this or that uhhhh uh

[west coral]

no she offers us a horse. did you even play the videogame??

[jagged knoll]

👁️ 👁️

[scenic mauve]

I'd prefer a Civic

[gleaming delta]

She gave the tarnished a car

[ocean island]

legousersdon'tdeservetobeunbanned

[west coral]

ah I must have the wrong version then

[jagged knoll]

why

[west coral]

that is a pickle. please keep the memes elden ring related thank you. refer to rule #21398123 and visit #food-posting for food posts

[gleaming delta]

I'm not saying I would, but

[steel pewter]

Hey guys sempiternal here new rule just dropped
Rule #16: you must post saul Goodman every hour or else you will be banned from the dsicord

[scenic mauve]

Mmmmm popsicle

[gleaming delta]

I want to take the top off of Alexander and eat his insides out with a spork like soup

[scenic mauve]

Semp

[west coral]

count me in brother

[ocean island]

again don't be weird

[gleaming delta]

It wasn't weird it's something you'd say

[west coral]

we can't even soil our man diapers in peace. literally 1984

[steel pewter]

SIR please delete that! That is nkt flying dragon agheel

[ocean island]

wrong version 😠 , use this one

[scenic mauve]

No shame we all do it sometimes

[gleaming delta]

Flying dragon agheel drinks soy

[gleaming delta]

That means you are a cannibal

[steel pewter]

Absolutely as sempiternal

[gleaming delta]

It's just a prank

[tawdry grove]

a little trolling

[gleaming delta]

Put the dragon on it

Salutations my good flying dragon agheel the silly creature

[inland siren]

OMG ❤️

[gleaming delta]

Hungarians when they eat(they aren't hungry anymore)

[west coral]

I posted this because it reminded me of liurna of the lakes

[gleaming delta]

It reminds me of the boiled prawns

[jagged knoll]

you must be ungry

[gleaming delta]

Marikas t!ts

If that's in the game surely we can say it

[jagged knoll]

👀

[west coral]

sorry

[ocean island]

This is funny

[west coral]

nooo he killed my cat

[steel pewter]

I found it, it is real @gleaming delta

[gleaming delta]

woot! We did it boiiiiiiis

[steel pewter]

Yay 🥳

[gleaming delta]

Now save the other tf2

Why do car commercials go our car is super fast and fast and strong like do you want me to speed?

[jagged knoll]

haha yes so you can crash it and buy another one 😉

[gleaming delta]

What if I die

[jagged knoll]

then u die

[ocean island]

@tacit thicket what do you want

[tacit thicket]

?

[ocean island]

[tacit thicket]

oh, sorry about that. It was an accidental ping, was trying to ping a friend

[jagged knoll]

not your fault bro theres just too many sempiternal here

[ocean island]

yeah, maybe we should change them back now

sorry let me rephrase, I should change them back now >:)

[gleaming delta]

He definitely did it on purpose

[ocean island]

oi, stop

😠

[gleaming delta]

I identify as semp

Can I be Sempiternal #2

[lament dirge]

designed to not let you brainlessly run through areas

[tacit thicket]

Longest duration of time
Finding a blue sentinel match in ds2

[brave warren]

longest duration of time is waiting for the dark souls pc servers to run again

[remote locust]

tears because i cry

[drifting heron]

The ideal NPC Miyazaki intended.

🦶

[cerulean mortar]

no it wouldn’t have stuff covering it’s feet if Miyazaki designed it

[steel pewter]

Just to be nice (since im the real sempiternal) ill let you have the name no worries

[crude stump]

No uncovered feet

[drifting heron]

Damn, only uncovered.

[gleaming delta]

Same

[onyx cosmos]

Yall should join the rat cult

[gleaming delta]

No

[gleaming delta]

Ermmm thats not elden ring related

[ocean island]

it's not true either, he wasn't muted 😠

[steel pewter]

I was though 👹👹👹

[midnight plaza]

🤓

[gleaming delta]

Die

[dull slate]

👁️👁️

[ocean island]

yes, and a deserved one
I was talking about soul

y'all have corrupted me I swear

[gleaming delta]

He is

[scarlet mauve]

Hello,
today this game blue screened my pc

[fluid cipher]

[onyx cosmos]

Lmao

[gleaming delta]

Quick guys semps here post the same 4 elden ring memes over and over

[scenic mauve]

Mods are asleep post naked morgott

[gleaming delta]

Margit packing

[golden warren]

what living in the sewers does to a mf

[fluid cipher]

Mf got a body the size of the planet and a head the size of a grain of sand

[scarlet mauve]

Dragons are cringe

1. all they know is fly
2. they like to move 1 inches when i comet azur
3. they eager so far i cant buff smh
4. my ashes wont attack
5. my fps

[scenic mauve]

Incorrect

[weak moon]

1: lol skill issue
2: dont use comet azure
3: git gud
4: git gud
5: git gud

[golden warren]

mods are asleep post nakey ranni

[scarlet mauve]

now it is the age of star, i give u up all and say goodbye

[full phoenix]

Did this for no reason

[ocean island]

No.

[scenic mauve]

If we can have naked Melania then we can have naked doll Ranni 😠

[gleaming delta]

I was just reading mohg meme and it got deleted in my mf face

[ocean island]

There's a difference between in-game model and ranni is an obviously suggestive pose

[gleaming delta]

Wheres the suggestive pose I need proof it was suggestive mhmhmh

[ocean island]

behave

[gleaming delta]

If er is rated 17+ why can't we swear

[ocean island]

Why do you need to swear

(also it's a decision above my head)

[gleaming delta]

Because I'm stupid

[ocean island]

stop -.-

[gleaming delta]

Lol

[ocean island]

?mute 696356042250125412 30m

[mild vortex]

Rat#2032 was muted | No reason given.

[scenic mauve]

RAT

[scenic mauve]

Also that drawing was a joke it wasn't meant to be sexy

[ocean island]

Idon'tbelieveyou.gif

[gleaming delta]

So basically semp is just a coomer and found it suggestive bc he's a horn dog

[scenic mauve]

Absolutely maidenless behavior

[ocean island]

[gleaming delta]

True

@ocean island have you ever fought a kangaroo

[ocean island]

@golden warren Don't push your luck 😛

[ocean island]

no i'm a city slicker

all of ours are domestic

[gleaming delta]

Unfortunately a massive L cities suck

[golden warren]

I am absolutely pushing my luck

[ocean island]

Understandable, have a nice day

[gleaming delta]

If there was kangaroos here I'd build an army of them

[gleaming delta]

Too suggestive bro smh

[scenic mauve]

What do you mean he's enjoying a delicious Popsicle

[gleaming delta]

If it was ranni would semp let it slide tho

[scenic mauve]

Why would I even be into Ranni I post pics of Varré and Morgott most of the time

[scenic mauve]

Semp

[gleaming delta]

😢

[tulip skiff]

So i edited a clip and i gotta say this is one of the most badass moments i have ever clipped

[dusty yew]

Elden ring mods when they immediately shoot down any "suggestive" content which is actually just a regular woman (half the game npcs are women) (the mods have never seen an actual woman in a suggestive pose) (the mods have never seen an actual woman)

[full phoenix]

.

[gleaming delta]

True

Semp

[dusty moth]

Albinauric, elden ring related. Rules aprovved post

[fluid cipher]

Nah bro that’s a whole ass Watto driving that thang

[dull slate]

Watto The Albinauric

[hollow snow]

thank you fellow Shabriri enjoyer

[tired pasture]

Wtf?

[brittle mason]

Disgusting

[tired pasture]

most sane ranni simp

[brittle mason]

?

[tired pasture]

Bro he posted a video of a pet lizard peeing or smt idfk

[brittle mason]

Tf?

[kind whale]

It's just porcelain and rope, how are y'all attracted to that

The part that really confused me is the rope, 90% of her body is just rope.
Y'all tryna get the worst rope burn of your life?

[proud current]

People got attracted to body pillows so im not surprised

[kind whale]

She's a really cool NPC but damn, y'all are deprived

[brittle mason]

Did a mod really delete that?

[kind whale]

I did

[west coral]

Better call Saul fans when their phone battery dies (calling Saul is no longer an option)

[gleaming delta]

Atleast I don't wanna smash the big dog man like half these mfs

[kind whale]

Very true

[obtuse shoal]

...takes a lot of courage to be normal.

[gleaming delta]

Discord has way too many furries

[unreal hill]

Do u think I’ll get scarlet rot if I smash melinia

[gleaming delta]

It's worth it anyways

[gleaming delta]

Wow that’s a lot of words

Too bad I’m not readin em

[true quail]

Radagon goofy as hell for giving up Rennala like look at her you know she's got throat game celestial

[gleaming delta]

True

[plucky imp]

"I Now Fight As Hora Loux, Warrior." - Master Oogway

[gleaming delta]

Radagon a twink

[true quail]

radagon's an otter

[gleaming delta]

This needs to be pinned

Okay reply don't work, the rennala throat thing, pin it

[true quail]

repost if you think the girl on the right is just as beautiful as the girl on the left

[gleaming delta]

Right is better

[obtuse shoal]

Half the budget went on that model

[true quail]

why is glintstone pebble such a powerful weapon art like why did George R R Martin see fit to give me the capability to turn any weapon into a glock

[gloomy crane]

Me after grinding for hours in Elden Ring just so I can beat a boss giving me a hard time.....

And still die.

[true quail]

Strong lesson in your own mortality

[gleaming delta]

Get better

[gloomy crane]

Indeed.

[gleaming delta]

i see a ... skill issue

[gloomy crane]

Haha yeah. But you know what they say. Practice makes perfect. Just gotta keep trying, I'll get it eventually.

[gleaming delta]

one day yes you will

the boss i was the longest on was ||elden beast|| not ||radagon or ||||malenia|| i clapped both of them ez

[gloomy crane]

I am dreading all three of em. Oh lordy loo.

[gleaming delta]

I beat maleina faster than I beat the first burial watch dog 💀

i mean i wento into ||mohg|| fight and killed him in like 30secs same with ||morgott|| i dont get why people got so huge problems with them(no bleed btw)

[livid zenith]

You're clearly just too good for this game 🤷‍♂️

[gleaming delta]

So good bro wow bro

[frozen anchor]

Gold mask boss fight

[gleaming delta]

nah i suck

[true quail]

I killed soldier of godrick first try

[frozen anchor]

Forget spoiler 💀

[gleaming delta]

thats next level ong

[true quail]

your honor how could this meme possibly be racist my client put flying dragon agheel in it

[livid zenith]

Spoiler: Renalla won't step on you, no matter how hard you beg

[gleaming delta]

I had to restart my playthrough bc I couldn't get past soldier of godrick

[gleaming delta]

Why even live?

[true quail]

They call me rennala's chair

[gleaming delta]

Rennalas head game def outta this world

Semp gonna come in here and mute everyone

[true quail]

I bet rennala smells good

[gleaming delta]

rennala got a banana formed head cmm

[gleaming delta]

💀

[frozen anchor]

Rennala have dumb hat 😀

[true quail]

goofy ass really think she's conehead under there smdh this is why you get no hoes

[true quail]

YOOOO Why his head shaped so weird??

[gleaming delta]

Lmaoooo damn bro

[gleaming delta]

😩 😩

[true quail]

I come out swinging for my mommy

[gleaming delta]

As you should

at least yall dont simp for ranni

Ranni is def overrated

true true

Roderika is best girl, there's no debate.

[true quail]

This is a rennala chat stop talking rn

[gleaming delta]

Spirit ash blonde better than moon mommy sorry bro

[zinc kayak]

bro that mimic tear

[gleaming delta]

For honor player invalid opinions

[zinc kayak]

mimic tear is best

[true quail]

Roderika talks like she's awful in bed and if you disagree you havn't been with enough women

[gleaming delta]

Idc if she awful in bed it's not about that smh

[true quail]

Blood in the water tonight I'm not tolerating Rennala disrespect

[zinc kayak]

indeed

[gleaming delta]

The preist mf flexing being with more women, okay bro

[true quail]

:yes: the benefits of eschewing Roman oppression for the restored Protestant Gospel

[gleaming delta]

Unfortunately, ratio

[true quail]

• Martin Luther nailing the 95 Theses to the door of Castle Church in Wittenberg

[cerulean mortar]

Renalla is into feet tho y’all’ve seen the cutscene

[true quail]

And?

[cerulean mortar]

the debauchery of the moon simps knows no bounds, you’re almost on par with the doll lovers

[gleaming delta]

Rennala cant cook

[true quail]

That's ok because I can

[gleaming delta]

She holds a giant egg thing and lives in a library, massive L

[true quail]

So do you

[cerulean mortar]

Fr, can’t even move on from her first husband smh my head

[gleaming delta]

Radagon left her for a reason

[true quail]

I can fix her

[cerulean mortar]

ranni fans when their doll cracks^

[gleaming delta]

💀 don't even

[true quail]

Great power / great responsibility

[gleaming delta]

If you need to fix her you can't

[cerulean mortar]

I like that of all the women in elden ring, the only one simping for tanith is patches

[gleaming delta]

@ocean island rennala or roderika

[true quail]

She's married??? You shouldn't be simping for her

[cerulean mortar]

Tanith is married?

[gleaming delta]

Tanith is a nasty ho3 bro

tanith has daddy issues

[cerulean mortar]

true, she’s a scaly into vore change my mind

[tired pasture]

Hjsiao nfnris

[gleaming delta]

The finger readers 😍

[true quail]

??? She has a daughter with Rykard

[gleaming delta]

💀 💀

[cerulean mortar]

? Source?

[gleaming delta]

She is def not married to rykard bro what

[tired pasture]

Trust him bro

[cerulean mortar]

she wants to be his consort iirc but she def doesn’t have a kid with him if you think Rya is learn to read

[gleaming delta]

Wasn't snake girl just an experiment or sum

[true quail]

Y'all insane. The Elden-Fun "Rya is co-eternal with Marika" theory you're insane

[cerulean mortar]

ah yes, we’re insane for asking for a source 💀

[tired pasture]

Rya is radagon disguise 😱

[gleaming delta]

Rennala is mid

[true quail]

take your meds

[gleaming delta]

god damn shizos

[cerulean mortar]

cope

[gleaming delta]

beat rennala till she's on your side

[true quail]

don't talk to me until you take your meds

[true quail]

She's recovering from Radagon's abuse 😦

[gleaming delta]

The grape madness girl is a baddie

[true quail]

Hyetta can also have a seat

[cerulean mortar]

true but I prefer Irina before she become Hyetta personally

[gleaming delta]

nah

[true quail]

I like my girls confident, ambitious, and blind

[gleaming delta]

Valid

[cerulean mortar]

eating eyes is a bit of a turn off for me, otherwise she’s stellar

[gleaming delta]

rennala isnt blind🤓 or is she?

[tired pasture]

🤓

[gleaming delta]

Need em blind because you ugly af 😭

[true quail]

🪡 She will be soon

[cerulean mortar]

oof foul tarnished moment

[gleaming delta]

oh god damn

[tired pasture]

Godfrey kinda bad 🥵🥵

[true quail]

ayo

[cerulean mortar]

Patches and dung eater tho

[gleaming delta]

gotta keep posting memes so its all valid

[tired pasture]

TRUE

[gleaming delta]

dung eaters nose 😩

[cerulean mortar]

hey baby, are you loathsome? because I want you to eat my dung

[true quail]

Agheel posted, chat redeemed

[gleaming delta]

Flying dragon aghussy

[true quail]

this isn't the fashion channel but I trust the 4am memes crowd to have better taste. Suggestions for a sword that would look better with this? Leaning towards St. Trina's but it don't have a scabbard and I like the balance the scabbard brings

[cerulean mortar]

I hope semp mutes you for that

[gleaming delta]

Greatsword

[true quail]

I will not be greatsword user #4837 also this drip only works with 1hs

[gleaming delta]

Mmmmm greatsword

[cerulean mortar]

Rogier’s might look nice I think, that or maybe bloody helice? It’s got kind of a rapier vibe to it imo

[true quail]

Halice might be mucho wise I will try that

nvm I'm not respeccing into arcane forgot that stat existed rogier it is

[cerulean mortar]

based

[gleaming delta]

L

[cerulean mortar]

people say dex is cringe but honestly it’s arc that’s the most brain dead imo

[gleaming delta]

Debatable

Dex is handsdown the most homo

[true quail]

nah full arcane is incredibly sus -- there's literally one weapon that kind of person is using and I won't even invoke its accursed name

[cerulean mortar]

idk, getting one tapped by a single lion’s claw and then hit with the “omg str sucks so bad in this game fromsoft pls buff” at 60 vig and heavy armor isn’t called out enough imo

[true quail]

Clearly we can deduce that int is the only valid stat

[gleaming delta]

Magixmc bad

Big swordm and helf good hit boss, hit boss, beat game 3 times with sword

[true quail]

Rogier's rapier was a good suggestion btw matches rly well + I can put glintstone pebble on it too

[cerulean mortar]

faith is usually fine, unless they one tap with the seal most paladins are cool

[livid zenith]

Dexterity is the intended way to play the game though 🤷‍♂️

[cerulean mortar]

glad it turned out nice, should be pretty potent with the Glock AoW

[gleaming delta]

I dont care

[tired pasture]

really killed the chat

[livid zenith]

We're waiting for Morbius DLC

[tired pasture]

So exciting

[true quail]

Low dexterity tarnished will trip over their own shoelaces in front of a goth mommy and then turn around and blame Miyazaki

[cerulean mortar]

want to mod in an “I am Malenia, blade of Miquella” emote for when I kill someone with waterfowl dance and they start seething

[gleaming delta]

High dex tarnished will sit behind their computer and stroke to anime girls

[true quail]

There really should have been a "Maidenless" prattling pate

[tired pasture]

Morbius will be the boss in video game history

Dex isn’t even that good in this game 😭

[cerulean mortar]

High str tarnished will sit behind their computer and stroke to buff gym guys,

High arc tarnished will sit behind their computer and stroke to maliketh the black blade and Blaidd

[true quail]

Call not up what ye cannot put back down

[gleaming delta]

I follow multiple body builders on Instagram. They are literally me

💀 💀

The purpose of life is to get swole and make zyzz proud

[cerulean mortar]

POV: you used RoB before it was fixed in 1.03 and just wanted to use it to look like Jetstream Sam but now everybody uses it so you can’t without being cringe

[gleaming delta]

Anyone who uses bleed in pvp is undeniably bad

[true quail]

the virgin bleed the chad frostbite

[gleaming delta]

Poison users:

[true quail]

the thad powerstancing st. trina's

[cerulean mortar]

I think it depends on the flavor of bleed, imo mohgwyn and Morgott’s are fine, bhf too if you count that for some reason

[gleaming delta]

Based sleep user

[tired pasture]

🤮

[cerulean mortar]

nah the actual chad build is bhf + Morgott’s I’m not biased at all whatsoever

[gleaming delta]

Players who throw jars at people

[true quail]

Honk shoo honk shoo, tarnished

[gleaming delta]

I touched a spider in my room with a lighter and it died instantly

[tired pasture]

Nope

[true quail]

cant hear u over ur snoring

[tired pasture]

👎

[true quail]

Your goofy ass after one strike from my sword

[gleaming delta]

I wouldn't trust you around my drink

[cerulean mortar]

name your character bill cosby before the next invasions

[gleaming delta]

Sleep users when they see a woman's drink unattended 😭

[true quail]

I wish I could rename my tarnished I've had so many funny ideas but I'm locked in w/ Scheherazade

[hushed star]

you can change it literally at any time

[true quail]

where no cap this is the first I"m hearing this

[hushed star]

fias room, look at the mirror and have your mind blown

[remote yarrow]

Go to fia’s room and interact with a mirror

[gleaming delta]

Aint no way boi ain't no way

[true quail]

Screw off you can actually do it wit hthe mirror??? How have I never noticed??? I've used that damn mirror so many times

[remote yarrow]

Lmao

[hushed star]

skill issue

[gleaming delta]

Pretty sure u can do it with rennala too right, big rennala guy eh

[true quail]

in honor of that I will rename my tarnished skill issue

We should be able to react in this channel fr

[remote yarrow]

Strenght gang

[true quail]

Unashamed int user (at least I am not a pedophile like 40% of this list)

[cerulean mortar]

Ped0 also applies to arc for obv reasons ofc

[remote yarrow]

I’m a strenght/faith user bruh this is horrendous 💀

[true quail]

on God bro you saved my life

[cerulean mortar]

Lesson: become a vig main

[gleaming delta]

Don't upgrade at all

[true quail]

wretch gang

[gleaming delta]

Astronomically based

[gleaming delta]

based name

[true quail]

He didn't choose to be born with that name don't laugh

[gleaming delta]

He got lucky

[true quail]

He's actually an attorney with the ACLU and yet people still constantly mock him and make mean assumptions based on his name and it's really awful

[hushed star]

LOL

[cerulean mortar]

yeah my main character is RL1 how’d you know?

[gleaming delta]

My first characters name was Dingle Doodle

[untold summit]

Dragonking blade and gransax users are Chad tho

[gleaming delta]

Gransax thing is kinda cool

[cerulean mortar]

I used both in a build, you’d be surprised how often people mistake thoundercould form charging for bolt of gransax charging and get one tapped by funny lightning smoke

[ripe rampart]

As a guy who lives in Florida, halfway correct

[gleaming delta]

Move

[ripe rampart]

No, I get Disney and Universal and rabid dogs and hurricanes and AHHHHHHHH

[gleaming delta]

I'd rather have hurricanes than Disney

[ripe rampart]

Eh

[gleaming delta]

Semp spare me 🙏

[cerulean mortar]

I mean pretty sure you’re getting warned muted or banned for the gay comment earlier sooooooo

[ripe rampart]

Wtf

[gleaming delta]

You made the priest joke how is that different

[cerulean mortar]

joke vs something that sounded unironically political which doesn’t have a place here,
just my interpretation tho I could be wrong

[gleaming delta]

Pretty sure both can be seen as political

[cobalt kestrel]

why can't i send gifs?

[gleaming delta]

No fun zone

[cerulean mortar]

they count as links and links bad bc of bots and scammers

[cobalt kestrel]

yeah i figured, but then how did Deathcross send a gif?

[gleaming delta]

I have it saved

[ripe rampart]

Why that tho?

[gleaming delta]

For situations I need to insult someone

[cobalt kestrel]

ight gimme a second

[ripe rampart]

Alr ig

[gleaming delta]

True

[remote yarrow]

Real

[livid zenith]

Damn, Godfrey is such a cool character don't you think.

[cerulean mortar]

is that cropped p0rn or a comic? I’m hoping/leaning the latter but considering the text and the fact this is the internet I could definitely see the former too

[hushed patrol]

Should I sell Alexander for $1.59?

[cerulean mortar]

no, he is clearly $2.00 value jar

[true quail]

Alexander is worth $1,000,000

[tacit thicket]

Sempiternal moment

[ocean island]

You have no proof it was me

[tacit thicket]

I would check the audit log but I'm not a mod

[ocean island]

audit log would tell you dyno did it

[livid zenith]

Correct opinion - most replay-ability in the series

[gleaming delta]

agreed

although ds1 has some cool stuff in new game cycles

[minor osprey]

ds2 had funny stuff too

[minor osprey]

heh

[elder tusk]

no porblem, #1 Fan, would like autergraf?

anytime Taiwan man

[cosmic sage]

May have sped ran my NG+3 so fast the doors to Gideon’s room haven’t even opened

[livid zenith]

ngl, i haven't even spoken to gideon in like 3 playthroughs. He get's like 2 words out before i backstab him at the end and that's it.

[minor osprey]

my eyes have been blessed this evening

[brittle mason]

??

[limpid storm]

I saw that lmao

[brittle mason]

Please watch

[lofty vapor]

🤨

[cosmic sage]

Dawg

[spring rose]

Genius

[frozen anchor]

Not elden ring btw bloodborne PC including morb edition

[cosmic sage]

It’s morbin time

[spring rose]

Morb

[cosmic sage]

I just watched it.

[frozen anchor]

Cool

I rate 101028192 morbillion/??????? Morbillion

[subtle dove]

Found on Reddit. (Sorry Orginal creator but I am not allowed to link to the Original Post on Reddit)

[gleaming delta]

yeah

[gloomy crane]

So THATS what happened to mohg.......

[gleaming delta]

Wtf is happening to my poor man

[obsidian lintel]

Nice crop bro

[azure spindle]

The silly creature vs. flying dragon agheel

[solar hemlock]

I found this in another server. shut it

[obsidian lintel]

No

Larry in London/what he gonna do

[obsidian lintel]

Gotta teach em young

[hushed patrol]

here is my contribution to this

🛎️

[fossil musk]

Lmfao

[idle dagger]

I love being an earthshatteringly powerful sorcerer in dark souls remastered. Dark bead is fair and balanced.

[hushed patrol]

I have DS PTDE but never touched it. Will I hate it if I play it?

[serene lava]

No, it's fun the first time (it lacks replayability when compared to later games tho)

[azure spindle]

Rare footage of the fight between the silly creature and flying dragon agheel

[brittle mason]

🤢

[livid zenith]

Tbh in pve it's not even that much stronger than dedicated melee+buff builds, outside of red tearstone setups. Esp against DLC bosses with their ridiculously high defence, bullying players on the other hand... 😈

[gleaming delta]

I love roll bsing dark bead spammers

[livid zenith]

I-its actually really fair b-because you only get 6 shots before you run out! 🤓

[trail lynx]

My friends when they talk to me about ds 2, and why they don't want to play it. They have me to help them through the journey, but you know how it is

[gleaming delta]

Not saying it’s fair or balanced, I’m saying it’s easy to roll through

[steel pewter]

Hey where is saul goodman this is not the elden fun channel I remember

[obsidian lintel]

[trail lynx]

I enjoy running an invader through the entire area of Liurnia before killing them.

[steel pewter]

Alright good job lads keep it up
I was just doing the routine saul inspection

[livid zenith]

Your honour, my client is literally banned from posting images

[serene lava]

Can't post gifs💀

[idle dagger]

It is really easy to roll, i didnt really use it in pvp because of that, instead id use pursuers and crystal soul spear and kinda stagger the casts to make it a bit harder to roll everything.

[livid zenith]

This image goes hard, feel free to become Elden lord

[obsidian lintel]

Elden ring related

[frozen anchor]

Elden ring Livestream btw

[west coral]

@gleaming delta why you grey

Wack

[brittle mason]

😩

[brittle mason]

He was playing elden ring mods

[elder tusk]

It was all in a day's work 😎

[frail swallow]

I just got banned from 3 different servers operated by the same guy for having an opinion different than his

[gleaming delta]

💀

[brittle mason]

???

[gleaming delta]

i once got banned for posting memes

[obsidian lintel]

Need

[gleaming delta]

i fully agree, fellow ds2 enjoyer

[tepid wren]

:(

[scenic mauve]

That you?

Lol we'll see how long before it gets taken down

[tepid wren]

can you just delete this anyways?

[tepid wren]

artist name?

[scenic mauve]

You got any more pics like that?

[gleaming delta]

🤨🤨

[scenic mauve]

Adolf:

[brittle mason]

Eww wtf

[true quail]

Furled finger mirror be like

[obsidian lintel]

Is it considered necrophilia

[gritty patio]

he kissing a zombie

[scenic mauve]

This you?