elden-fun

[gritty gyro]

Can anyone help me with the elden beast

[remote locust]

LMAO

[astral peak]

People: my favorite character is the furtive pygmy!!!!
Me trying to remember who that is (hes easily forgotten):

[kind flicker]

That thing
It calls to me from the darkness of my desk drawer
It haunts me
And beckons me

[rugged crest]

this is how artorias fell to the void

[astral peak]

who grabbed the dark soul again 🤔

[tight pike]

🇷🇦🇩‼️

[languid widget]

😰

[long nova]

Hey

[candid narwhal]

I aint gonna cap i needed that. Badly.

[woven solstice]

'and im dung' 😈

[candid narwhal]

Smh poor hewg thats my boy rt say sorry

[thorny swift]

Who looks at hewg and thinks he thursts for rodrika? He's a father figure to her

[novel basin]

same person who thinks roderika likes dung eater

[past dragon]

he's clearly appreciating the sick new ring that he just made

[thick venture]

Never have I screamed louder

[next schooner]

hey has anyone tried to do a asta cosplay build?

[buoyant saffron]

on the right side of your menu you should see a pouch

click whichever key does "switch" and set it

[gleaming delta]

can someone help with fire giant

[next schooner]

i would put your spirits there too. my opinion tho

[buoyant saffron]

^, I put my spirits, lantern (once you find one) and torrent there

[next schooner]

perhaps a spyglass aswell?

[buoyant saffron]

Thats spells

[jolly wolf]

ohhh lol

[gleaming delta]

you can buy a lantern at isolated merchant near the witchbane ruins

[next schooner]

when u get to lurnia theres a merchant that sells one

[gleaming delta]

bro i need help with fire giant

[next schooner]

go to co op

[gleaming delta]

how do i play with others

[next schooner]

go to the co op channel and find someone to help you i mean.

[gleaming delta]

ok

[glad oak]

old fun

[next schooner]

u should see a wolf spirit if u put it in hotbar and use it when ur allowed to it will use the bell for u and u dont have to do it manually. the spirits help u in battle

[lusty cedar]

#community-help

[jolly wolf]

ah mb

[gleaming delta]

It's useless

[gleaming delta]

This is hands down the worst thing related to elden ring I've ever seen, congrats

[last roost]

Mans SDI'ing like its smash 4 and bayo touched him

[long agate]

😡

[analog saffron]

@steep meadow ryone

checkmate, bandai

[alpine ridge]

🎉

[gleaming delta]

Cheap

what a sale

[plush schooner]

That’s what I thought

[stuck bear]

lmfaoo!!!

lol that just made my morning

[thick venture]

I nearly threw my controller

[gleaming delta]

🤣

[civic violet]

I've always seen Hewg as a father figure of her rather than future consort

[south jacinth]

Dark souls players memorizing the attack patterns of their father's belt

[white zephyr]

I am the bossfight

[tribal owl]

isnt that uhhhhhhh zoo_______?

[patent pawn]

lord of the elden ring

[tacit locust]

Fire Giant can kiss my ass

[cerulean mortar]

why do you have 60 int but no vigor?

[simple mirage]

Intelligence builds be like

[uncut spindle]

That is what he takes for being a ganker with no vigor

Oh wait a minute its you the guy on the video

Level vigor on god👎 👎 👎

[wintry harness]

Leveling Intelligence over Vigor

[uncut spindle]

@tacit locust casul

No vigor leveled no respect, unless you are a veteran in the game, which you aren't

[swift loom]

Well
You have almost no health so of course you get one shot

[tacit locust]

Not mad about the one shot! lmao. but I beat him shortly after

[uncut spindle]

Level vigor

[analog saffron]

You need some mad vigor if you finna fight maliketh

[tacit locust]

i've been told. 🥲 . is it that bad?

[analog saffron]

hardest boss in my opinion

[stuck bear]

lmaoo

[uncut spindle]

Jesus you suck so bad, you can't even kill fire giant first try using comet of azur

[analog saffron]

and if you have that much vigor, I cant see you surviving placidusax either

[uncut spindle]

Don't even dare going pvp with your garbage glinstone stuff, actually it doesn't matter cuz you have zero vigor so if you get summoned in a world to pvp or something you are getting one shot

[stuck bear]

L+ Ratio+Low Vigor+Maidenless

[uncut spindle]

Maidenless behavior

[analog saffron]

Did you beat the fire giant with that much vigor? Did you progress through the entire game until that point with that vigor?

[uncut spindle]

No, i had more vigor and no magic

[analog saffron]

No, so don’t talk s*it.

Seeing he beat the fire giant with that vigor, he’s obviously better than you.

[uncut spindle]

What, wtf do you mean he used comet azur lol

[gleaming delta]

Wah wah wahhhh

[analog saffron]

And the giant one of the worst bosses to use it on, just accept it.

[uncut spindle]

Bro?

[analog saffron]

Do you expect the fire giant to just stand there and let you fry him without bashing you with the giant shield / cooking you alive with fire attacks?

[safe tapir]

Yes, he should be effortless

[uncut spindle]

I didn't used comet azur on him wtf

[buoyant saffron]

bro the guys just trying to play the game lmao

[analog saffron]

Exactly, now stop judging playstyles, Merl.

[uncut spindle]

Yes but that amount vigor, i don't respect that vigor

[stuck bear]

L+Ratio+CometAzur jk

[cerulean mortar]

I don’t think anyone cares what you respect dude

[buoyant saffron]

nobody asked if you respect it, he didn't ask for build advice

[analog saffron]

It’s a digital statistic, chill out brutha

[uncut spindle]

Use comet azur if you want but wtf is that vigor

[analog saffron]

You have almost 5 people against you right now, all your doing now is looking like a true idiot.

[uncut spindle]

I don't care if its like 5 guys, also i am talking about that vigor

[analog saffron]

Nobody even cares what you think.

Nobody gives a flying f**k about his vigor.

[ruby bear]

“I don’t respect that vigor”

[uncut spindle]

Elden ring server at its speak

[bitter prism]

Let's put the issue to rest now

[last depot]

Swiper out here adjusting their tie

[uncut spindle]

I guess

[analog saffron]

alright, back to the channels reason

[bitter prism]

Ty

[analog saffron]

Sorry for any disruption.

[bitter prism]

It's all good ❤️

[last depot]

bootlicker

[stuck bear]

its a non factor play how you want be who you want

[tacit locust]

downloaded my clip from the fire giant win.... NO VIGOR!

[buoyant saffron]

W

[crystal breach]

Less go

[analog saffron]

congrats, brutha

[bitter prism]

Aww you look so happy

Well done 😄

[analog saffron]

as a samurai class, I can say that the fire giant was a nightmare 🤣

[tacit locust]

I had to go kiss my gf after that! lmao

[unique pasture]

big ups on the win

[bitter prism]

😄 congrats!!

[analog saffron]

You are gonna love the godskin duo 👹

[tacit locust]

i beat Godskin apostlle and Godskin noble in a cave but I heard its more of them

[analog saffron]

not gonna spoil the fight for you tho, only thing I’m gonna say is incarnation of satan as a boss battle

[tacit locust]

LMAO

[uncut spindle]

🤓

[last depot]

Is there consistent enough SL1 play for invasions/summons into late game?

[analog saffron]

small tip, you should probably up your vigor for the next upcoming fights, because comet azur isn’t gonna last much longer

[uncut spindle]

Reallocate most of the int to vigor

[languid widget]

darklurker also splits into two just like her

[analog saffron]

I wouldn’t do that, as he’s an astrologer class

int is key to using good sorceries / incantations

[uncut spindle]

Actually guys lets be real, 60 dollars in a videogame, just to go in every boss, press 1 button and win

[languid widget]

balance the bosses better
tons of bosses you encounter in lategame have barely any health
placidusax, maliketh, godfrey etc
they put even less points into Vigor than the player

[unique pasture]

its pve

[uncut spindle]

I guess balance both things, comet azur and bosses magic resistance

[languid widget]

I bet many people will completely forget that ||Gideon|| is a boss soon enough, because they just die in miliseconds

[uncut spindle]

Vyke spear..

[livid zenith]

Finally, a good souls game.

[hybrid grail]

Me swapping to a frenzy build and using inescapable frenzy specifically to one shot him and then swap back

[languid widget]

lol

[magic forge]

we dont do that over here

[swift lodge]

Touch rot

[cerulean mortar]

Mmmmm that scarlet rotussy

[swift loom]

Wait does she have eyebrows

[honest tendon]

ng+4 duel straight swords vs malenia is fun
miquellan to be specific

[misty sparrow]

lvl 1 playthrough?

[gleaming delta]

Awesome

[warped wagon]

worst enemie designs in Elden Ring have to be the Flowers and Gassy Eggs.

from an aesthetic point of view

[solid oriole]

Indiana Jones on steroids

[gleaming delta]

late to the game, its my first day ever playing elden ring

[neat hill]

all ima say is good luck

[kindred marsh]

oh no...

[verbal ridge]

😐

[kindred marsh]

he will grow up and come for him

[rich cape]

🤨

[scarlet mauve]

not even close dot exe

[rare pulsar]

uhhh

[tawdry grove]

somebody took their time Drawing this, Writing its dialogue and posting it online.

Back in my time we would get cool fanarts

oh how the mighty have fallen

[low canopy]

AMOGUS

[frail swallow]

No gifs allowed :(

[low canopy]

ANOMGUS

[frail swallow]

Well I can download it

Fellow EU troller

Very respectable

[twin sequoia]

poland 💩
bulgaria 💪

[tawdry grove]

Brazil

[frail swallow]

Bulgaria isn't an epic EU trollster though

[analog saffron]

literally every boss when you start the game

[twin sequoia]

romania then

[analog saffron]

The United States of America

[frail swallow]

Romania is an optical illusion

[twin sequoia]

so is france

[analog saffron]

T

[analog saffron]

Balls

[misty sparrow]

elden balls

[analog saffron]

The elden nuts

[gleaming delta]

damn bruh can anyone give me elden ring for a singular sand dollar i dug up at the beach

[tawdry grove]

Miku thinking she isn't a collectivr conciouness

[idle dagger]

No

[analog saffron]

Final boss music intensifies

[uncut spindle]

Bad boss, radagon is fun tho

[analog saffron]

I find elden beast cooler and funner

[uncut spindle]

Funner is not a word

[analog saffron]

Despite playing a game of tag with it, it has a kickass move set and design

[candid charm]

Is a rule

[analog saffron]

What?

[uncut spindle]

🐲

[gleaming delta]

holy shid

[uncut spindle]

This is a very good server where every channel has a 30 seconds slow mode for a not that active chat

Look at this very active chat

[tawdry grove]

Sex

[gleaming delta]

left wing

[vernal hawk]

I give you the reverse- (except I still died)

[scarlet mauve]

Dragons are cringe

[tawdry grove]

Engvall is the other

[scarlet mauve]

they move alot and my azur cant land, and all they do is fly up and you cant aim

[gleaming delta]

right wing

elden ring is political

[tawdry grove]

Meme is kinda Dirty but i understand it

[last roost]

Bruh elden beast is boring garbage

[frail swallow]

Thank you Naked "Big Boss" Snake

[broken sparrow]

i swear bro from hates strength users

[fiery dome]

She´s having some make up session

[cerulean hawk]

The right wing named Gelo?

[tawdry grove]

Engvall

[potent nexus]

I am baffled at how i managed to kill godrick 1st try without ever having fought him

[tawdry grove]

Its literally lore Oleg and Engvall were knowns as the wings of the storm

[potent nexus]

Blessed be the fire bombs

[fiery dome]

A crab and me having a music lesson

[mint hound]

actual outfit from australian act at euro vision songcontest

[fiery dome]

LOL really?

[coarse dirge]

unfunny

[gleaming delta]

Funny

[mint hound]

yes

[feral bloom]

without the weapon right?

[frail swallow]

that would be too good to be true

[mint hound]

let me check this

[frail swallow]

Links are forbidden by Marika herself

[mint hound]

yep no weapon, it's shoped

[mint hound]

I'm sorry

[frail swallow]

This means no gifs unless downloaded. Very un-fun

I do have this however

[broken cloud]

Goodness, the C H O N K

[misty sparrow]

not as chonk as yo mama

[broken cloud]

True, but you know who’s even chonkier? You

[brave solstice]

dog?

[zinc saddle]

forbidden dog

[broken cloud]

Dog ahead, therefor rejoice

[strange arrow]

good god

[gleaming delta]

He has the Erdtree in his chest hair

he is bob

[broken cloud]

Dog?

[uncut latch]

i lov ethis game

item and enemy randomizer is
top tier

[broken cloud]

Lmao

[uncut latch]

fought mohg and it was fire giant, looked sick

[minor osprey]

lmaooo

[acoustic ginkgo]

the ultimate battle is upon us

[thin rover]

Solider of Godrick claps easily

[rich cape]

Fr

[vernal hawk]

"try finger but hole"

[broken cloud]

Nah man Soldier of God, Rick would easily slap Melenia out of existence

[acoustic ginkgo]

easily

[broken cloud]

Lmfao

[broken cloud]

Lmao

[fiery loom]

All to relatable

[real fractal]

Stare into the eyes of my glorious boi

[delicate gull]

anyone got that one mohg and miquella meme?

[broken cloud]

Lol nice tf2 meme

[thin rover]

Meet the Spy

[tawdry grove]

Smoleg

[viscid drift]

What if Godrick got ahold of lusat and azur’s corpses. Mage Godrick

[thin rover]

He would probably turn into glintstone like they did

[fringe bolt]

randomizer mod my beloved

[gleaming delta]

Radagon, The Fell Omen

[fringe bolt]

that was his name

[languid widget]

wait
does that also trigger Elden Beast to appear or does the fight end right there

[fringe bolt]

nah it ended when radagon died

ive had melinia be leonine misbegotton and after killing her first phase she turned into her second

[orchid star]

can someone make a gif of Maliketh doing his weapon art? That'd be a sick one

[fringe bolt]

horror

[orchid star]

do they do as much damage as they do in the normal fights? I assume not

[fringe bolt]

i think its toned down
i also dealt way more damage than him, i think depending on the location on the map enemies and bosses have more hp and deal damage

[orchid star]

knowing me if I downloaded that I'd get Maliketh of Godrick and never get past the tutorial

[fringe bolt]

thats why i activate another grace up ahead and than go to the tutorial

[orchid star]

I like the free souls

[jovial aurora]

Dear god....

[cerulean hawk]

I made this myself

[broken cloud]

Lol the endgame is gonna be so underwhelming

[cerulean hawk]

Final boss will be 3 radagons and placidusax

With a first phase of godskin duo

[umbral pumice]

whoever came up with these spider-hand things, I hope you drop your chicken nuggets 😭

[haughty solstice]

Bro what those hands do 👀

[blissful mango]

jesus that looks like it belongs in jojo

[broken cloud]

lol we will see

[lofty vapor]

Murder you

[haughty solstice]

Hell yeah

[thorn fox]

I think pure faith caster is harder than pure intelligence caster just my opinion

[astral peak]

where do i download the enemy randomizer

[tacit thicket]

I actually would love to see a horror game of this

[astral peak]

where do i download them

[umbral pumice]

rya is the best character

[nova isle]

true is it not.

[tacit thicket]

😅

[eternal abyss]

bu- but alexander...

[untold nacelle]

🤣

[gleaming delta]

Think that pure faith casting is worse and more cheesy

[gleaming delta]

this video was probably sent here, but "can you hear that? no way I'm gonna go first, you go first"

"I guarantee I'm gonna go with you, but go first? no freaking way"

[gleaming delta]

It's fun when you use fire on them 😄

[frail swallow]

Nerf Code Talker

[gleaming delta]

This game is awesome

[maiden pecan]

HOW?!?!?

[gilded flame]

they do a little trolling

[last roost]

Mid ass gameplay

[fringe bolt]

you say that and elden beast is fire giant

[haughty salmon]

I took 3 hours killing the duo gargoyles just I am doing a club and magic only.

Legit the first one is the only one you can cheese since you can make em fall of the waterfall but it’s annoying to do so.

[nova carbon]

Amazing

[maiden pecan]

i got lied

they said that age of order will fix the tree. turns out its only the lore

my ng+ was for nothing

[misty sparrow]

trolled

[gleaming delta]

You should go for the Age of the Stars. NOW!

[maiden pecan]

bs, that dont fix the tree either

btw. will a lvl 52 vigor pass the vigor check?

[gleaming delta]

60 is the soft cap, 80 the hard cap

Go for 80

[wanton willow]

||Burn it all down.||

[languid widget]

"Turns out it's only the lore"
isn't everything in the game's story "only the lore", why does that matter

[bitter prism]

😆

[uncut latch]

i can help you

[uncut latch]

theres only one video on how ot install it, have fun finding it

[drowsy lotus]

I just watched a video of women rage quitting Elden Ring. I just really enjoyed that for some reason.

[opaque verge]

. lol

[prime badger]

I have seen this one so many frickin times

[gleaming delta]

damn

[cobalt kestrel]

no wtf

[jovial cradle]

No context

[restive lava]

Ok

[jovial cradle]

Oh look it’s the wet bandit

[cobalt kestrel]

NAHHH WTF what are these memes

[feral sierra]

LOL

[ember ravine]

none needed

[maiden pecan]

i want the tree to be golden again. not just in cutscene

[tawny portal]

Yeah I was hoping that the tree and ||Round Table Hold|| would be normal after finishing the game. ||Very sad to see my boy Hewg still crispy around the edges.||

[languid widget]

After seeing how horribly everyone else's story ended, that's a pretty naive assumption especially for a From game

[opal charm]

When you clearly have tunnel vision for loot that you miss the obvious

[frozen anchor]

What

[fluid cipher]

Good ending? In a From game?

[tawny portal]

I don't care about the ending but I sat on the damn throne so why is the tree still on fire

[signal mango]

Cant reverse Arson no matter how hard you try

[languid widget]

no Fire Department in the Lands Between

[thorn fox]

Which ending is the good ending

[thin rover]

There are no good endings

[gleaming delta]

Don't worry, the "fire will fade"

[grizzled marten]

Dung eater and frenzied flame

[gleaming delta]

Lol

[bitter prism]

I love the design for the Alexander one

[ivory hamlet]

found this and i 100% agree that they are connected

[fluid cipher]

Lionel’s is the only one that seems to not be as good as the rest

[astral peak]

can you like link it?

[uncut latch]

alr

[gleaming light]

Does patches even count? He shows up, sees the results and dipps

[astral peak]

in my dms because itll be auto modded here

[languid widget]

he's still invited

[gleaming delta]

That's a great one! I would imagine a miniature Ranni telling me what to cook next. 😄

[stuck fog]

"Perchance, Tarnished, thou would consider adding more olive oil?"

[gleaming delta]

Just a lilbitofolivol

[stuck fog]

glug glug glug glug glug

[plush sluice]

miniature ranni watches in despair as the tarnished drowns their cooking in olive oil

[stuck fog]

"Dump some out of thy pan. I shall brook no disobedience in this matter."

[cerulean hawk]

"Do not undercook the food with thy meagre flame. Turn it up a little, Tarnished."

[faint hatch]

Prelates Charge > Waterfowl Dance

[astral peak]

ok randomizer, be like that then

[cerulean hawk]

Chad

[rich cape]

On god, waterfowl dance spammers are the same people who wore full fallen knight set and spammed L2 with Farron greatsword

[swift loom]

And just like farron GS spammers they are very punishable

[rich cape]

As all things should be

[faint hatch]

Very punishable lol@im ngl I like fighting waterfowl dance

It’s easier than the rob spammers

[rich cape]

Man, if only I didn’t live in the middle of a void known as a forest in Virginia, and I could have a good enough internet to support an open nat type

[twin sequoia]

move to bosnia then

[rich cape]

Bet, have they gotten the latest patch yet?

[fringe bolt]

mf ever brilliant

[astral peak]

dude id be running to if a shriveled man in a golden masks walked up to me and went "..."

[stuck fog]

😂

[misty sparrow]

they all from single anime?

[forest oak]

Elden ring 0/10 not enough hair styles 🤓

[frail swallow]

actual article

[forest oak]

Yep
When you have to dig THAT deep for something to complain about you know the game is too good for hate

[astral peak]

theres like 43

[forest oak]

The complaint was that there wasn't enough POC hair styles I think

[elder mauve]

okay i think ive actually seen those two, or imitators at least
nvm it wasnt capitalized the same but yeah, 3 people in dung eaters armor lmao

[snow knot]

Souls like boss be like

[forest oak]

Its MIDEVIL times man the best I can think of is dreadlocks

[astral peak]

The tarnished:

[forest oak]

Gah damnn

💀

[elder mauve]

i mean more hairstyles certainly wouldnt hurt

[forest oak]

Yeah but like, using that as a reason to hate the whole game? When you won't see your character for most of it because of armor and etc?

[elder mauve]

i mean its not a reason to hate the game, it is however valid criticism, and also i in fact do see my character quite a lot, not everyone wears full heavy armor all the time

[quasi plaza]

Damn

[cobalt kestrel]

fire ahh music

[forest oak]

Yeah, it'd be nice to them if they DID add it but they aren't necessarily racist for not adding it, which is what those small groups of people say they are

[elder mauve]

im pretty sure the issue is that POC have been forgotten yet again when it comes to representation in mainstream gaming, im not exactly familiar on how often it happens but im pretty sure thats what the criticism is

[thin rover]

Hair isnt a big deal for something in elden ring where you can be blue and have the chin of god himself

Also I mean you’re wearing a helmet half the time

[elder mauve]

yeah but it seems kinda strange that if you're a POC you get like 2 hairstyles, shouldnt really be that hard to add a few more at least, thats the point

[thin rover]

Well from software is lazy, they haven’t even nerfed bleed yet

[frail swallow]

poop

[gleaming delta]

Ah, i'm not the only one who was reminded of Thing from Addams Family when i first saw those hand-spiders.

[elder mauve]

also its a bit dissapointing to see people mocking the idea of POC wanting more than like 2 hairstyles with stuff like this, thats not even what anyone is asking for, they just want more regular hairstyles

[gleaming delta]

Although those spiders were more hostile than Thing.

[cedar niche]

no you are not

[nova carbon]

That's pretty cool actually

[eternal sierra]

Yoooo that clip is super dope

[kindred maple]

🙂

[vast root]

we have the same pfp

[frail swallow]

I mean I don't think "my character's appearance not customizable enough" is the biggest issue with this game

[misty sparrow]

ok but where the funny

[elder mauve]

so are people just not allowed to make that criticism then?

[frail swallow]

they are, though I think it's pretty stupid

[misty sparrow]

not in ur memes it seems

bro the whole squad saw ur epic fail@gleaming delta

[frail swallow]

they walked out of a car factory

[elder mauve]

i mean are all your problems stupid because other people have bigger problems?
i honestly dont understand that mindset lol

[elder mauve]

not sure why the game having bigger problems = black people being dumb for wanting more than 2 hair styles but go on

[keen dagger]

Bruh he asked for some hair not extra content

[elder mauve]

yeah who cares about black people am i right gamers

[frail swallow]

Character creation is a really small part of the game. The developers aren't indebted to the players to make everything possibly, and like come on it is already a complex character creator.

[elder mauve]

for some virtue signalling twitter users to be happy
or you know, for POC to have more hair styles like they're asking

[elder mauve]

she just like me fr

[frail swallow]

bro the developers aren't in debt to the players

[elder mauve]

idk i mean they paid money for the game so not sure what that is about then

[frail swallow]

and they got the game

Also quick question are you black?

ah yes I want FS to know exactly what kind of hair I have

[elder mauve]

You reckon black people don't have hair styles outside of dreadlocks or whatever it is you currently deem as appropriate hair styles
what even is this lmao
i never said anything like that but go ahead try and turn this on me
Where's my side shave with slick back?
and yes, more hair styles would be nice, what does it hurt

[polar girder]

imagine arguing in a memes chat

[frail swallow]

Happens often

[elder mauve]

you wouldnt listen to me either way would you

[frail swallow]

Answer first

[weak moon]

💀

[elder mauve]

they're literally making that criticism so idk what you mean

[inland siren]

Woolie couldn’t find his hairstyle

[elder mauve]

the whole criticism was started by black people and POC themselves so like, its not me doing the assuming lmao

[frail swallow]

I feel like you aren't going to answer so here: if the answer is no, then why are you arguing on other people's behalf. If it's yes then continue.

[elder mauve]

my race is entirely irrelevant to the conversation, i can argue for interests other than my own

[frail swallow]

"I think X guy doesn't like Y thing. So now I'm going to speak on behalf of his race (which I am not part of) and complain about Y thing for them."

[elder mauve]

oh wow its almost like i think their criticism is valid and id like to defend their point

[frail swallow]

Don't argue for other people. It's like interrupting a fight to help out. Nobody likes it, even the one you're helping.

[inland nova]

ong this me fr

[unique ermine]

Ya mom

[elder mauve]

what exact source to this am i gonna find anyway, i mean theres a youtube video of a guy poking fun at lack of representation so thats a start i guess

i could dm it to you if you wanted, pretty sure links arent allowed here

[frail swallow]

here's a "start" as you say: why does my character need to look exactly like me?

[elder mauve]

i havent gotten to it yet, theres slow mode but okay

[elder mauve]

you're trying to paint me as racist for agreeing with black people on some criticism they have for not having enough hairstyles, and somehow twisting it that im racist for thinking that black people can only wear those hairstyles, which im not saying

[inland nova]

L topic
let's talk about which character in elden ring has the best feet

[polar girder]

wtf

[polar girder]

can't even use discord's built in gifs this place is ass

[inland nova]

sounds pretty based ngl fam

[rich sable]

Babe, theres a political discussion happening in elden fun channel check it out 🤓

[gritty patio]

dude it was made in japan, they live on a island across the ocean they don’t live near anyone with those hair styles

[rich sable]

🍿

[inland nova]

plus the only black man they've ever really seen was Tyler the creator

[rich sable]

@elder mauve

Bwahahaha

[elder mauve]

im actually thinking but okay

[weary trellis]

what is morbus doing there

[languid widget]

lol

[weary trellis]

and what happened to elden ring memes only

[rich sable]

🤷

You see the word obese is a very good reference and lore implication of the godskin noble being fat

[unborn raven]

What is the channel supposed to be

[gleaming delta]

Memes

[unborn raven]

Yeah i figured it out im dumb

[low canopy]

ik i cropped it

[frail swallow]

Idk why you would do that but ok cool

[rich sable]

Radahn got the biggest std ever from her flower
Elden ring is literally a sexual innuendo. The elden RING the 2 fingers the rot godess mohgs egg THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER
We are living in george rr martins paradise😎

[hollow snow]

yes,

what's that pfp tho

[gleaming delta]

"Like hamburger" dragon sweats

[dawn zealot]

Incredible

[hollow snow]

stunning

[hollow snow]

ah, a fellow blasphemous player

[dawn zealot]

Yes, It's awesome

[inland nova]

microwave

[languid widget]

I like everything about Blasphemous except actually playing it
incredible music, art, enemy design, lore, the bodyparts you collect of the clergymen
but I don't like the movement or combat
sad situation to be in

[elder mauve]

lmao he said transphobia to me and blocked me

amazing

[astral peak]

shutup nerds just post funny memes

[rich sable]

😂😭🤪

Proof or it didnt happen

[hollow snow]

true

[frail swallow]

guys it didn't happen

[safe tapir]

Leonard

[frail swallow]

Canon

[safe tapir]

I love Leonard

[frail swallow]

Radahn is such a chad

[safe tapir]

Leonard is also a Chad

[frail swallow]

Curse Malenia

[inland nova]

don't worry bruh we got rennala and ranni for that

[frail swallow]

Hyetta best

[inland nova]

ok and?

[safe tapir]

Nobody would be happy to see Coneheads twice, let alone 18 times

[snow knot]

i killed the first boss, and found this face on the wall

[hollow snow]

good castlevania

[frail swallow]

Certain builds

Thank you

It is a Tinhead chao

[weary trellis]

uses casual operator

[inland nova]

true but he's a competitive racist

[frail swallow]

Cool name

[hollow snow]

where hd version

[inland nova]

the more casual operators are usually the most racist

[weary trellis]

it's a Nier Automata reference

[frail swallow]

I know that's why I said it

[hollow snow]

based nier

[weary trellis]

eh i know someone who deeply agrees with you

[frail swallow]

I discovered NieR when me and my friends were looking up each other's names to find dumb pictutes and then one of my friends found a pic of Emil when looking me up and went "wtf is that"

[weary trellis]

it's weird how it feels like an elden ring thing as well

[weary trellis]

that's actually so cool

[cerulean hawk]

Hwere is that

[rich sable]

Bloodborne land😡

[gleaming delta]

radahan phase 2

[cerulean hawk]

What this mean

[dawn zealot]

I'm confused

[limpid wing]

Damn it

[hushed star]

L

[limpid wing]

No Patrick Bateman gifs allowed, the joke is lost, lost. All that remains is my shattered will

[uncut spindle]

Anyone uses rivers of blood in pvp here?

[woven isle]

yea

[uncut spindle]

Big L

[woven isle]

I also mainly use whips too

[uncut spindle]

Which whips?

[gray bough]

Hearing RoB and whips? 😔

[uncut spindle]

Your pfp is alexander gigachad but in reality you suck unless you are trolling

[limpid wing]

RoB in pvp is acceptable when both players are evenly matched, otherwise it's just unfun (also when individuals using it don't spam)

[tawdry grove]

no rob sucks

all weapons sucks people should head butt each other to death

[cerulean hawk]

just roll through it

[uncut spindle]

Acceptable in hell

[tawdry grove]

The bleed still procs regardless

[limpid wing]

Skill issue? (Please don't hurt me)

[uncut spindle]

?

[cerulean hawk]

stalwart h,orn +1 and law of regression?

[limpid wing]

I just wanted to use the "Skill issue?" phrase and at the same time make it clear that I do not want to fight anyone, now that I think about it a simple /j would've been better

[tawdry grove]

Ah yes i will spam law of regression while dodging a RoB weapon art that definitely isnt spammable.

smh

[tribal owl]

mfing strenght users wielding literally anything thats big and killing god with it

[cerulean hawk]

or just keep your distance and build for mage :troll:

[uncut spindle]

Atleast that cuz it would be stupid

[cerulean hawk]

maybe its just me but ive never had issue with rivers of blood, just with other blled weapons

[limpid wing]

I've never had an issue with bleed weapons thus far, I use a RoB but I hold myself back as much as I can (I only have it so I can kill bosses for hosts faster)

[uncut spindle]

What about pvp?

[jovial grotto]

homosexual playstyle

[uncut spindle]

Incel playstyle lol

[gray bough]

Bet they also have 12 vigor at Slug lmao

[cerulean hawk]

i run radagon's ring and noble prescence in pvp 🤯 (i am stupid)

[hushed star]

the only thing i think is actually bad for pvp is bhs, its practicality invinsibility everything else can be countered even if its op

[uncut spindle]

Wait a minute a godskin weapon? Incel

[wanton raven]

whomst've is trying to to play right the funk now

[limpid wing]

I said it, in PvP I hold myself back a lot when it comes to using L2. It's a great AoS but sometimes whoever summoned you is lacking in vigor and is just melt by it, only thing I truly believe that is truly annoying is bhs, that crap is non-defendable

[uncut spindle]

So you use it then?

[cerulean hawk]

40 vig

[gray bough]

🤝 Please accept my apologies, I'll leave the venue lmao

[uncut spindle]

Atleast that

[limpid wing]

Yes, I do, and I like it

[cerulean hawk]

the godskins are the hottest characters in the game admit it 🤣

[uncut spindle]

In pvp?

[uncut spindle]

Is this a bait?

[cerulean hawk]

yeah i dont like having high mind or int if im gonna get one tapped by a grazing fly

[limpid wing]

I've said like 4 times that I use it, and I also said that I "hold myself back" when using it on PvP

[cerulean hawk]

yes i am joking, the hottest character is obviously rykard

[hushed star]

they might be but im not 🥵

[uncut spindle]

Well then ok

[unreal roost]

Sauce?

[cerulean hawk]

elden ring

[uncut spindle]

Wtf no

[hushed star]

LMAO

[uncut spindle]

This server is cancer, time to leave this hell

[hushed star]

love that guy

[gleaming delta]

Hehe yay

[novel basin]

the guy actually left 💀

[cerulean hawk]

lol

[gleaming delta]

Still I’m gonna have to kill you for that @hushed star sorry :(

[limpid wing]

Wait fr? /srs or /j

[cerulean hawk]

yes he left fr

[limpid wing]

Tbh he gave me motivation to spam the RoB AoS on PvP, screw this, I am the villain now, and no one will stop me

[gray bough]

not even on playstation but no don't do thaaat I totally don't wanna deal with more of them that's so bad lmao

[hushed star]

alright fair

[gleaming delta]

Blindfold or no blindfold?

[limpid wing]

I will transcend platforms, all shall perish at the sight of my red blade, for I am the unstoppable gay

[gray bough]

My only counter was Carian Retaliation Ash of War what will I do I'm ruined lmao

[cerulean hawk]

i love using spells that are not good for pvp to kill peeps its fun, also using the explody flask

[limpid wing]

I am inside your home, holding a RoB (Real), prepare to perish

[cerulean hawk]

ive killed a couple people with it, i almost killed a guy with noble presence 💀

[gray bough]

And I have the second amendment, parry this filthy casual

[hushed star]

have you played sekiro by chance?

[limpid wing]

Unrelated but, Ik most of you fellas probably don't like Star Wars but I found an Yt video that might be perfect for chilling on Caelid, it's called "Korriban sith meditation music" or sm like that, idk why I felt the need to say this lmao

[gray bough]

DM link? Might queue that up when I'm suffering in Utah Caelid

[teal solar]

I agree

[gleaming delta]

Sadly no I was making an execution joke

[hushed star]

ok, how about dark souls 3?

[gleaming delta]

Nope :)

[hushed star]

i literally cant make any joke you will get ffs

[gleaming delta]

Hehe go play bloodborne ds1 or demon souls dummy

[gray cosmos]

Why is this the first thing I see when getting on discord

[hushed star]

ok thank god, i want you to completely recreate the default ending, good luck finding a scythe that transforms!

[gleaming delta]

I have a wrench a ps5 and a cupcake try me

[steel sundial]

Am I bad a the game if I died more to soldier of godrick than malenia?

[tribal owl]

we can literally see aerola isnt that NSFL

[tight pike]

L?

[cerulean hawk]

not safe for work

[rich cape]

😭😭😭 this is so true!!! Such a touching story coupled off with random dude #250 leaving the server (it’s better this way)

[west coral]

we have reached the point where tiddy is not safe for life

[cerulean hawk]

also wtf hes right why isnt that deleted you can see the aereola

[hushed star]

LMAO

[limpid wing]

Work? Nah in this case whatever he's talking about straight up not safe for life

[tight pike]

Eh booba is childs play

[limpid wing]

Nah, definitely falls onto the "not safe for life" category, booba will kill you

[west coral]

once i saw a tiddy and i still have flashbacks to that fateful day

[novel basin]

i saw tiddies and i died

[gleaming delta]

Become the boob and no one can stop you

The quest to become the elden boob has begun tarnished

[cerulean hawk]

yeah tbh and its not even as good as the original godskin noble's boo.bs 😒

[thin rover]

It happened to my pal Eric in 2009, he was just too foolish to resist.

[tight pike]

RIP Erica

[limpid wing]

My buddy Kevin saw booba last week, died the moment he laid eyes on it, couldn't even say goodbye to him :((

[west coral]

how can mods allow the same fate that befell Kevin to happen to this server smh

[thin rover]

I bet like 200 people just died

[gray bough]

Dw the power only activates on direct eye contact with bare booba, I've studied this phenomena thoroughly

[west coral]

we peeped the horror

[limpid wing]

Ah, don't you love when whoever summons you is fighting the boss for the first time and straight up rushes him! (Spoiler: all it took were 2 hits)

[gray bough]

Surprised it wasn't 1 hit

[thin rover]

I love when im helping a noobie with margit and he falls off

[west coral]

guys im starting to think you dont love any of these things at all

[limpid wing]

It was Morgott, he doesn't hit that hard but he combos a lot, and if you're fighting a boss first time you don't rush him like what
.
He summoned me again, wish him luck

[thin rover]

Wow really

[west coral]

I think so

[gray bough]

You've clearly never seen me play this game it's how I beat every boss in the game

[limpid wing]

It can work, but if you get 2 shot by a boss then you def shouldn't be doing it. If he does it again I'm literally gonna piss myself right here right now

[thin rover]

Send video for proof?

[gray bough]

Better start drinking water than, sidenote I also had like 25 vigor for most of my first playthrough because I didn't know better

[limpid wing]

Clipped it, if I have time I'll try to send it on #media-and-links

[thin rover]

🤩

[limpid wing]

Hey guess what, he died again

I think he's a prisoner and Morgott cornered him, fella tried to keep his distance but got attacked by his spear

[gray bough]

Guess you gotta start pissing, oh no what a tragedy

[limpid wing]

Pissing rn

[gray bough]

Oh great heavens

[limpid wing]

BRO, it happened AGAIN, but this time with another host

Talking on elden-fun has brought me nothing but tragedy, this channel's name is a lie, an illusion

[gray bough]

I think it's time you start becoming the villain, invade, do it, invoke the name of Giantdad

[warm robin]

implying this channel is fun

[limpid wing]

I already have a RoB + Blood Twinblade, I have all the tools required to become a villain. I'll start invading idc, these people don't deserve furled fingers, they must pay for the suffering they cause by rushing bosses

BY LORD, it almost happened AGAIN. Thankfully the host healed and ran the heck away before getting owned

[limpid wing]

I have no counter point, therefore, I must piss myself

[kindred maple]

If you liked that, you're really going to love this.

[hollow snow]

meh, I prefer the elden clip

[kindred maple]

They ban this man for 10 years 😦

[gray bough]

Lore meme pog

[last roost]

Omg barioth :DDD

Barioth hiiii!!!

[gray bough]

It should say $60 but good meme

[kindred maple]

Now for the art

[ornate pond]

Anyone got the MC Ride Madness pic?

[neat solstice]

I need that too

[next abyss]

elden ring moment

😳

[cerulean hawk]

Need an elden ring fortnite collab

[gritty patio]

you need to disappear

[viscid stratus]

respectfully, of course

[gilded flame]

i need an @cerulean hawk .44 remington magnum collab

[cerulean hawk]

Chainsawman collab would be good too

Actually that might happen if the anime is popular enough

[gritty patio]

oh sorry for my rude comment, i didn’t realize you were a man of culture

[cerulean hawk]

Ye I read it it was p. good, waiting for a studio to give Magi a 3rd season though

Which will never happen

[gritty patio]

ikr

[cerulean hawk]

I wanna see the Erdtree land in the middle of the fortnite map

I'm as straight as a morbius strip

[jovial aurora]

praise the volcano manor

[last roost]

There are literally bleed builds built into the game

[kindred maple]

People will never use their brain powers.

Think Mark.

[snow knot]

3 more hours until 69

[hasty locust]

Found this on reddit

[hushed patrol]

lol

[hushed patrol]

when you go out and eat hotpot with your friends

[lusty lava]

How r u a wolf tho

[lusty lava]

So i didnt like the blackguards tone and i killed him, how much am i gonna regret that?

[hushed patrol]

depends, if you wanted to do number 2 nibbler's quest line and missed two of the required items.

[livid zenith]

Sif is the best doggie, a heckin good bonk

[lusty lava]

idek man

when i played dark souls i started as deprived and i killed the merchant right off

[livid zenith]

We live in a society where macdondalds has a four M©flurry dollar but you habe to pay 6 for chips.

[lofty vapor]

New dog dropped

[grand summit]

makes sense

[hushed patrol]

just a couple of silly edits 😆

[upper inlet]

🤮

[sinful current]

Mogh apologists attempting to explain why mogh actually isnt trying to molest his underage brother

[cerulean mortar]

unconscious btw, molest his underage unconscious brother

[misty sparrow]

looks more like an awkward date

[hushed patrol]

😆

[cerulean hawk]

Me explaining why godskin nobles canonically have the biggest do.ngs in elden ring (I measured them)

[cerulean mortar]

that would explain why they’re the foreskin duo (they like to take other’s to add to their growing collections)

[cerulean hawk]

That's why the godskin apostles can stretch themselves like erect pe-

[cerulean mortar]

Nobles are girth, Apostles are length

[whole sapphire]

Nobles Take the mass Phase too serious

[cerulean mortar]

there would be no argument since it’s already known

[cerulean hawk]

We already know that malikeths is bi-

[cerulean mortar]

Finlay’s pretty good and most ppl think Tiche is better than mimic but yeah

[cerulean mortar]

Radahn vs Godfrey I feel like would be interesting to learn of, that or if godrick grafts his peen

at least he’s not Fire Giant

sacrificed it to the fire ig

[sinful current]

Its Maliketh. Both are subs so dominance cant be agued. Maliketh is not only bigger but has the power of a great rune, which is known to make whoever owns one bigger

[cerulean mortar]

patches

[sinful current]

Stfu weeb.

[cerulean mortar]

nah, doesn’t have enough story presence, getting kicked in a hole is where it’s at trust me

[sinful current]

No i wont.

What is a fat, basement dwelling weeb like you going to do to me? Show me anime tiddies? Ill just hide in my shower.

[cerulean mortar]

I mean you do have “feel free to send nsfw” in your bio sooooo

[sinful current]

Know what, if i get wendigo intimacy im coming. Also it wouldnt be the first time, once i was auto modded for talking about Gwyndol1n f33t

[cerulean mortar]

remember kids, it’s only a war crime if it’s committed during war time!

[gleaming delta]

Okay! 🙂👍

[cerulean hawk]

That d.ick of destined death

[cerulean mortar]

destined d!ck

I thought that was where they had all the WWI cosplays? Shiii my bad

[cerulean hawk]

Me explaining why godrick was actually stronger than radahn

[sinful current]

A wendigo isnt incomprehensible. Its an old creature that represents greed. Greed is very comprehensible

[sinful current]

Me explaibing how Godrick is a misunderstook hero

[cerulean hawk]

Exactly my guy

[cerulean mortar]

I mean level is a huge factor and since Radahn’s entirely optional you have people ranging from doing him immediately after godrick to waiting until after Elden Beast because they forgot about him so imo Radahn attempts don’t really show much difficulty difference imo, + summons

[sinful current]

One, old ones are European stories, Wendigo is Native American. Second, it would be worth it.

NOOOO

Oh really? Damn. Still, Americans (mostly) came from europe, especially ones as racist as HP lovecraft.

[cerulean hawk]

True!

[sinful current]

What if i go back in time and bring back some from the past to repopulate the present.

What if i build a new one.

Then go back in time to prevent you from being born!

But ill build it before you can reach me. Unless you pull some playground tag with Jimmy stuff you cant beat me!

[cerulean hawk]

Gonna pee in your cereal

[cerulean mortar]

gonna cum in your sink

[sinful current]

NOOOO

The greatest dishonor i could ever face...

[cerulean hawk]

This place is a cesspool of degenerates. Couldn't ask for better.

[lime tusk]

as the degen play vrchat lmao ❤️

[inland siren]

Sssssss U S

[timid ruin]

I can't take it anymore!

[loud pilot]

📮

[cerulean hawk]

Yessir

Never excluded myself

[lime tusk]

❤️

[inland siren]

⛔

[loud pilot]

🚘

[sinful current]

Sit on daddy Mogus's lap

[loud pilot]

A mohgus

[last roost]

We literally have burger king helmet

[last roost]

Woops 💀 💀 💀 didn even realize

[cerulean hawk]

Bloodborne is not as good as Garfield cart or cheetahmen 2

[loud pilot]

Or Cory in the House, a adventure stealth video game for the Nintendo DS

[snow knot]

i finally did it!

[loud pilot]

That’s a pretty meme

[astral peak]

You did it, you got 6 achievements, good job buddy

[snow knot]

no u dingus face, look at the numbers next to it

[cerulean mortar]

XD funni 69 such comedi

[astral peak]

Out of 42? Damn I thought 6 was all the achievements, whyre you posting about that it's not that big a deal to get 6 achievements

[snow knot]

shouldn't u be fighting in the Ukraine ?

[astral peak]

I'm not russian

[gleaming delta]

Funky skeleton best boss in the game

[kindred maple]

@nova carbon

[nova carbon]

Average frenzied flame enjoyer (me)

[kindred maple]

FF pretty good

[last roost]

Third impact type ending

[kindred pagoda]

Melania, Leg of Miquella

[gleaming delta]

damn that me

[nova carbon]

😏 🤝 🔥

[nova carbon]

My favorite feature of Nvidia is when it explains effects quality

[gleaming delta]

funne

[misty sparrow]

whats the anime

[gleaming delta]

currently still on my madness build but in ng+ ill go on thunder god with bolt of gransax and in another new game ill do assasin but madness definitly wildin

[nova carbon]

I think the funniest thing is that RATS out of all things can drop rune arcs

[gleaming delta]

BAHAHAHA RIGHT? Also I love ur pfp, Rya is so cute 😭😭

[nova carbon]

Thank you, Rya wit de borgir :}

[gleaming delta]

But yeah, reminds me of rats dropping humanity in Dark Souls :3

[maiden pecan]

i have been thinking this for a while. if guts ended up in the lands between, and maybe uses his berserker armor power. what if the great runes could be use by guts so he will not go nuts and kill everyone including his friends. you know, like schierke does

[nova carbon]

I believe the rats found a rune arc just laying around and swallowed it, there's no other explanation

[maiden pecan]

and maybe so he will not getting more blood loss

[gleaming delta]

When the kindest NPC gives you the meanest reward

[nova carbon]

Love hurts the most

[tawdry grove]

Princess Mononoke, By studio Ghibli

[gleaming delta]

🤣🤣

[maiden pecan]

talisman?

[gleaming delta]

Yeah

[tawdry grove]

calamity ring

[maiden pecan]

what does it does?

[tawdry grove]

Makes you take double damage

top tier ring ngl

[maiden pecan]

what about alexander corpsed? i mean shard

[tawdry grove]

Alexander shard makes you ash of war deal more damage.

Calamity ring is from the souls series and its what inspired daedicars

[maiden pecan]

it make you gets twiced the damage you take from an enemy?

[tawdry grove]

Yes as in the name: Calamity ring

also it makes you take double damage in general

[maiden pecan]

can we parry malenia beyblade attack?

[tawdry grove]

no

[hushed patrol]

Princess Mononoke, and I think Nausicaa?

[gleaming delta]

Yeah! those two and then also I believe the Robot is from Laputa: Castle in the Sky!

[hushed patrol]

Ah thank you. It's been a while. Maybe I should rewatch some of these.

[gleaming delta]

Me too, last Ghibli movie I saw recently was Spirited Away. My friends dad also always put Princess Mononoke on whenever I was over for sleepovers lol

[candid wren]

Princess Mononoke, steed is called Yakul
Laputa: Castle in the Sky
Princess Mononoke, the God of Life and Death
Nausicaa of the Valley of the Winds, in the Sea of Corruption
Nausicaa of the Valley of the Winds, ancient God Warriors

all Studio Ghibli movies

[misty sparrow]

tyvm

[candid wren]

you're welcome

[loud pilot]

You can throw freeze pot when she starts the attack to instantly frostbite her out of it

[cobalt kestrel]

ACCEPT

[cobalt kestrel]

ohhhh nawww wtf (me fr)

[lofty vapor]

Idk but it looks like a studio ghibli animation

[old bramble]

Mission failed, I died

[lone harness]

Someone might already send this meme

[gleaming delta]

Does anyone have the omg hi Alexander meme

[uncut latch]

margit devouring serpent

oh great, i tabbed out for a second and the 2nd phase chargedm e

[limpid kelp]

those things are the bane of me

in haligtree when l invade though they make bonkers good friends for hosts and summons

[last roost]

Revenants are actually factually harder than most bosses in elden ring

Total joke of game balance

[uncut latch]

enemy randomizer is so cool

[restive lava]

I despise those things, they are easily one of the worst enemies in the game, like they are so awful

[limpid storm]

One of my coolest shots in elden ring.

(Put in photo editor for better looks)

Also this

[uncut latch]

where even is that, is that a divine tower?

[limpid storm]

Yeah it’s the one you get to after you get the inverted statue.

[gleaming delta]

Fookin revenants, even their weakness is a joke. Healing.

Literally, just use healing incantations and that stuns them AND damages them like crazy.
even then, they're harder than 30% of the bosses in the game

[frail swallow]

Central Europe moment

[gleaming delta]

that's just a re-skinned Blaidd... but looks dope nonetheless

[balmy kettle]

This is true beauty

[gleaming delta]

What do you know of beauty!?

proceeds to pull out a submarine with a railgun
We are going to end this war, in an ellegant and definitive manner.

[uncut latch]

is that a mod!?!

[cosmic sage]

Nah, they just own guts now.

[restive lava]

Edg

[restive lava]

I knew that moveset looked familiar

[karmic ginkgo]

bloodshed

[tawdry grove]

so my cellphone makes all my characters look like dwarfs.

meet smoleg

[restive lava]

Just full banished knight armor in general makes you look small

[tawdry grove]

no my phone unironically makes my characters smaller than they should be, even in ds3 with nothing on they still look like this

[toxic python]

Accurate timeline of MCU release dates
Morbius (2022)
Morbius 2: MoreBius (2024)
Morbius 3 (2024)
Morbius vs Blade (2025)
Morbius vs the Marvel Cinematic Universe (2027) (morbius wins)
Morbius vs the DC Extended Universe (2028) (morbius wins)
Morbius 7: Morbius kills god (2029)
Morbius 8: The Reckoning (2029)
Morbius 9 (2030)
Morbius X (2032)
Morbius: The Series (2032-2189)
Morbius XI: Morbin Time (2034)
Morbius 12: Resurrection (2034)
Morbius the Thirteenth (2036)
Morbiverse of Madness (2037)
Morbius 15: Morbius (2037)
Morbius vs Jared Leto (2038)
Morbius vs Kong (2038)
Morbius vs Morbius (2039)
Morbius 19 (2040)
Morbius: 20th (Century) Morbius (2040)
21 Morbiuses (2041)
Morbius: Across the Morbverse Part 1 (2041)
Morbius: Across the Morbverse Part 2 (2042)
Morbius: Across the Morbverse Part 3 (2043)
Morbius 25: Morbidly Morbius (2043)
Morbius vs Blade II (2044)
Morbinity War (2045)
Morbgame (2046)
Morbius 29 (2047)
Morbius vs Jared Leto II (2047)
Son of Morbius (2048)
Morbius 2049 (2049)
The Morbengers (2050)
Morb Man and the Morbius (2050)
Captain Morbius (2050)
Morbius 36 (2051)
Morbius 37: The Morbtacular Morbius (2052)
Morbius and Venom (2053)
Morbius vs Venom (2053)
Morbius Kills Venom (2053)
Morbception (2054)
Morbius 43: Morbius Gaming (2054)
Morbius 44: Morbiuses Eleven (2055)
Morbius: A New Morb (2056)
Morbius: The Morbpire Strikes Back (2056)
Morbius: Return of the Morbi (2057)
Morbius 48 (2058)
Morbius: Morbius (2058)
Morbius 50 (2059)
Morbius: The Phantom Morbius (2060)
Morbius: Attack of the Morbs (2061)
Morbius: Revenge of the Morb (2061)
Morbius 54: Morbzilla (2062)
Morbius: Little House on the Morbrie (2063)
Morbius: The Morb Awakens (2064)
Morbius: The Last Morb (2064)
Morbius: The Rise of Morbius (2065)
Morbius: Beyond (2066)
Morbius: Into Morbness (2067)
Morbius 62 (2068)
Morbius and the Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (2069)
Fantastic Morbius (2070)
The Morbman (2070)
The Morbius (2071)
Breaking Morbius (2071)
Better Call Morbius (2071)

[livid zenith]

With the Morbillions of dollars they have now they could make all this and MORE

[cerulean mortar]

I got Morbius, very happy I got so lucky with mine

[analog saffron]

I don’t understand the joke, but I don’t think I want to.

[sage barn]

[frail swallow]

read what they spelled out

[analog saffron]

C-

No, no, just no.

[frozen anchor]

My man stuck in Bloodborne Universe

[analog saffron]

I’m going to go to a furry con dressed as an animal control officer.

[maiden pecan]

🥶 🥶

[gleaming delta]

Banished knight Engval ashes

Best summon in the entire game

💀

@gleaming delta me when i see your name and pfp

Lol

Elden ring lore

[limpid storm]

Mine is morbius😨

[rapid bison]

Money

[uneven briar]

Продам ключи стим элден ринг

[rapid bison]

Because the writing is sh¡t

The actor is dog water

[pure loom]

If it's so "lame", why did the movie sell more than a morbillion tickets on opening week, huh?

[dense vale]

9302 0333 0992 0021 06/24 906

[rapid bison]

It's gonna suck

Just saying

[pure loom]

Smouldering with thy meagre flame

[rapid bison]

The writer will determine if it sucks or not

[rapid bison]

I don't remember that because I didn’t watch it

[gleaming delta]

Mark nooooo

[rapid bison]

Thank you Snek very cool

[elder mauve]

[gleaming delta]

Me

[elder mauve]

Same