elden-fun

[brave depot]

well hurry up and fight that last boss

[weary gale]

Wow, quite a lot rule 63 Elden Ring arts in internet

Rule 63 with Elden Beast... wtf

[rare mesa]

What in the world 😭

[alpine wolf]

Fight Midra NOW

[delicate pelican]

😭

[digital sequoia]

was summoned to help with the last dlc boss and the boss decided to become two, i was scared

[brave depot]

oh yeah i've heard of that bug

as if one wasn't bad enough

[cerulean mortar]

This feels sus

[delicate pelican]

What’s that

[weary gale]

Gender Bender, but they draw it like anime nude girl

[hollow geode]

personally, If my younger brother started whispering things in my ear I'd probably attack him Is rahdan stupid or something?

[gleaming delta]

Actually such a great list , put rykard in d tier tho for being a gimmick boss

[hollow geode]

fire giant being in trash tier is very wrong. Havent we all wanted to attack ginger people until their knees break?

[gleaming delta]

Yeah but when the arena you fight him sucks and he has stupid attacks

[fringe leaf]

abhorrent opinion

[hollow geode]

fair

[gleaming delta]

L

[hollow geode]

personally, I couldnt pick up rykard's pleasure stick because of my ego

[fringe leaf]

Rykard's what

[fringe leaf]

buddy

[hollow geode]

he needs to fulfill his serpentine lust one way or another

[sly hinge]

Epic meme template (Inspired by "The Engineer" meme template)

[honest magnet]

😭 guts couldnt handle the first elden lord

[steel bane]

NO

[rustic vector]

We love mimic

[wise thicket]

👁️👄👁️

[fallen hornet]

Be a shame if you got killed, then knocked of a cliff

[hollow geode]

[ember patio]

share bro

[thorny swallow]

Could someone drop me the braided cord chest piece

[rose marten]

XDXD

[lunar mason]

Happened to me as well, got everything thrice + 1 and 3 GODDAMN CLEANROT SPEAR BUT NO GAUNTLETS
Also 5 cleanrot sword

[twin bridge]

For me it was the chest piece,took me like 1 jour to farm all the part then for the chest piece it took me 3 hour

[pine sonnet]

The halo scythe was painfull to farm

[twin bridge]

I got it first try

[pine sonnet]

Bro stole my luck

Secret item platinum pickled fowl foot steals other people's discovery

[twin bridge]

When i was farming the cleanrot Armor, i have'nt use the silver fowl foot,it was my first time playing,so i get it with my luck and luck only

[pine sonnet]

how!

[twin bridge]

Luck.

[pine sonnet]

Mt luck sucks so bad I just give up on grinding stuff

[twin bridge]

Grinding is fun because you memorise the patern of the png/mini boss 🤡🤡

[pine sonnet]

Sk unfortunate thst you never have tk face them again most of the time

[twin bridge]

Sad

[solemn moss]

wrong game lil buddy

[tardy hill]

At this point I'm certain Miyazaki sold someone's soul (cause I dubt he has one ) to bind demon into a game, so it can figure out which armor pieces we desire and actively drop other ones just to screw with us.

[whole iron]

Prolly old but sooo gold

[wary axle]

What a mogher

[twin bridge]

Akira 😳

[weary gale]

skill issue

[lusty notch]

sure did take a while, but i got my card approved

the lines were long, but they're pretty much worth it, i can now buy groceries with mohg's help

[stone shard]

Omg pretty how do u make one:3

[lusty notch]

i made this in photoshop, i can send psd

[stone shard]

sure it looks really good

[gleaming delta]

I dau cuc ea imi da pizduc

[lusty notch]

fonts included, along with grouped layers for easy changing. have fun! (personal use only)

*reup

[alpine wolf]

He really is the goat

[spring lynx]

Fake, all summons stay still watching their death like little giga chads

[spring lynx]

Ngl, there's no worse humiliation than crucifixion

[royal flare]

Sent

[queen jackal]

I'm gonna get a seizure if I watch this for longer than 2 seconds

[twin bridge]

Skill issue

[quasi gust]

Nonelden ring meme

[honest magnet]

I beat him

[gleaming delta]

Nah you maidenless

[lavish rose]

Nah he’d win

[gleaming delta]

I beat messmer in 4 tries

[lavish rose]

He honestly wasn’t that hard. Fun fight sure but not too difficult

[honest magnet]

good for you 😊

[gleaming delta]

Bro I beat pre-patch radahn

[honest magnet]

wow!

[gleaming delta]

Too easy, I use bleed build

[quasi gust]

Who did frenzied flame ending?

[gleaming delta]

If Varre calls me maidenless, Varre himself has a maiden or is he just a hypocrite?

[quasi gust]

Isn't he the Maiden of Mohg?

[fringe leaf]

Varre is not tarnished. why would he have a maiden?

[gleaming delta]

Tarnished to save his pookie

[quasi gust]

Varre got that mohg spear to polish anyways

[gleaming delta]

Mohg actually gay

[tardy hill]

Best option: let Melina fire it up and THEN get frenzied flame for maximum lulz
Bonus points for doing Ranni's questline until the end but NOT giving her the ring, making her sit in that cave forever incapable of doing anything

[pine sonnet]

Menace

[stark isle]

You also let dung eater free and not take his armor you also kill d give his armor to his brother let his brother kill fia and then kill his brother and then do alot of coryns quest just to kill him and gold mask wear gold masks armor and then you tbag all over marika cuz she was sweaty faith build

Also kill all the merchants and npcs except for raya leave her alive I like her

[twin bridge]

I beat radahn prime

[twin bridge]

Well,you know the response, nah ?

[quasi gust]

No grill party for you

[twin bridge]

We are sunday 😐

[quasi gust]

We are sun

[quasi gust]

Look a happy family, malenia is rude tto mohg again no gaming for her for a week

[twin bridge]

Godwyn 🫦🫦

[quasi gust]

Godwyn is always so sassy

[spice gulch]

He's been seen better days

[twin bridge]

I hate ranni...

[half jungle]

ill just convert it into mov

[rose marten]

😭😭😭

[quasi gust]

Got mohg some candy we chillin

[quasi gust]

Avenge me brother ahh moment

[mortal stag]

God please help me I am in so much pain

[cerulean mortar]

Try DS3 all chievos bro it’s so much worse

[mortal stag]

Hell, I had trouble with elden beast and I'm only on ng+2

[cerulean mortar]

DS3 you have to kill Nameless King on NG+2 for a ring and have to farm 30 covenant items from basic enemies with like a .5% drop rate for several covenants

It sucks so bad bro

Bloodborne you gotta do all the chalice dungeons for its platinum that one sucks also

[cloud oxide]

For the dark souls 2 platinum trophy I had to play dark souls 2 😔

[quasi gust]

You mean peak souls 2?

[cloud oxide]

Of course

[umbral lintel]

Today i beat starscourge radahn first try in 3minutes

[inner birch]

anyone want to play co-op?

[trail sapphire]

Look who I just met

[strange mantle]

hey guys

should i use greatsword with lion claw or should i use bloodfang blade

[pine sonnet]

Fallingstarbeastjaw

No but honestly I like bloodfsng bladd an bit more between those 2 but go with what you like

[twin bridge]

Try finger but hole

[spark solar]

He's trying to do his best

[gleaming delta]

Thiollier’s moral support is enough for me ❤️

[verbal ruin]

He dies in like three hits dawg

[delicate pelican]

Bro forgot to enter the boss arena once💀

Was just buffing the boss

[ancient ravine]

Danm, If I was Leda I would probably be simping for Miquella too 🥵

[raven briar]

holy guacamole dude

[rose marten]

DAYUM 🥵

[austere wyvern]

I didn't mean to hit your horse so hard, sorry dude.

[mint summit]

you mean first try today, not counting the dozens of attempts the previous day right?

[ancient ravine]

How the last fight of the DLC feels like after completing Ranni's questline:

[pulsar shore]

Miquella is a guy

[ancient ravine]

And you think that I don't know that?!

I am more than aware that Miquella is a dude in the body of a child

[pulsar shore]

@ancient ravine

[hot ermine]

Real (I main blood build)

[hot ermine]

Hes a man of culture

[spring lynx]

Veil in invasions be like

[spring lynx]

Finally, some real gameplay 🗣️

[tardy hill]

'Aight, what we're gonna say to the insurance company?'

[spring lynx]

I'd rather ice

[stoic tendon]

certified house md

[pseudo shadow]

Can someone explain this please

Did she just change her mind or smth

[austere wyvern]

It looked like she got stuck on that red thing, but I don't know if that can happen

[fringe leaf]

she "fell"

[pseudo shadow]

She tripped during her infinite hyper armor move lmao

[cerulean mortar]

Ledge thing iirc

Like she started her fall animation which can happen with waterfowl rarely if the arena is off for her to my knowledge

[delicate pelican]

Low stamina

[vital sierra]

no it doesn't?

ranni doesn't help us at all nor does she even acknowledge the death of miquella

[brave depot]

welcome back, 47

[clear drum]

Damn why he caked up

[river rover]

Does anyone here have enough somber stones to help me upgrade a weapon?

Not drop

[delicate pelican]

Get the bell bearings

[river rover]

Too much work

[low quiver]

How i felt summoning blaidd and alexander to fight radahn

[smoky sandal]

not sure if anyone knew this but if you alter the high priest robe you get the FINGER ROBE. i love this thing

[thick sparrow]

WHAT TF

[viscid drift]

Fromsoft, bring back orange fire. How am I supposed to make a pyromancer with this nasty red

[smoky sandal]

just become colour blind

[viscid drift]

Might at this point

[chrome quest]

you walk in and see this mess
name the boss

[deep sleet]

Certified blackgaol knight moment

[weary gale]

Gravity

[vocal dawn]

This mobile game looks familiar

[clear drum]

Elden ring copying ancient steal: the exorcist its crazy

[hazy radish]

Thats crazy that miyazaki would shamelessly steal from a poor game dev.

[vocal dawn]

I can’t believe I’ve been playing a plagiarized game this whole time

[hazy radish]

apparently they have also been taking ghost of tsushima footage too.

[vocal dawn]

I wonder how long they’re gonna get away with it

[clear drum]

I've seen those ads very long ago, i don't think from soft will do anythig

[vocal dawn]

Yeah they probably don’t care

[pseudo shadow]

The entire Goldmask quest line in a nutshell

[rustic ether]

How do i post videos on here

[umbral lintel]

I beat radahn first try when the portal activated i don't understand what people think is so hard with starcourge radahn

[iron topaz]

Glad to know I'm not alone down here

[umbral lintel]

Like just summon every body you can and soround him and he will be stun locked

[earnest star]

lol did you do any damage to the boss yourself

[umbral lintel]

Yeah i used lvl 6 bloodhounds fang sprinted around him and i get bleed every 5hits and radahn only got 2hits on me

[earnest star]

okay. you seem pretty proud of that. long as you had fun i don’t mind.

radhann is a fairly difficult boss when at the proper upgrade level for the fight, especially before the early patch that reduced the size of some of his attacks

[umbral lintel]

I was kinda over leveled when fought him, i think i was lvl 56

[earnest star]

eh that’s not so overlevel. BHF is a notoriously strong weapon no matter what your stats are, that’s why it’s used so often in speedruns.

[umbral lintel]

Yeah and even tough it's my first playtrough i came prepeard cuz i had like seen 50 vids of the non dlc radahn fight

[naive star]

Tuff as

[fringe isle]

What happened to Elden ring 💀🙏

[distant sandal]

But Tarnished, what business hast thou here?
I have no memory of inking thee an invitation.

[safe mulch]

Me the whole game fr

[umbral lintel]

Bro they lied it's one of these games💀

[fringe isle]

oh hell nah

[umbral lintel]

These mfs are the only reason i stopped using summons and now i got trust issues cuz they betrayed me mid game

[loud fog]

Got the same ad 💀

[fringe isle]

Ain’t no way

[loud fog]

Ancient seal: the exorcist might be Elden ring 2

[spice gulch]

Boosts cold sorcery by 500%

[spring lynx]

You hit her so hard that ahe could remember her spam combo

[spring lynx]

You left 'em speechless

[hot ermine]

Anime ahhh game

[dim dome]

real

[twin bridge]

What's the game ?

[spark solar]

I want the 18 inches

[steep latch]

Me to me to

[hasty frigate]

Bro, who tf decided to use frenzied flame in Farum Azula (Australia)

[regal frigate]

Looks like fried chicken

[naive star]

Bro what either my brain is hammered rn or that ain’t Australia cause we drive on the left

[hasty frigate]

Oh wait, I forgot lmao, and I live in Australia too 💀

[naive star]

Yeah oath knew that wasn’t Australia lmao

[hasty frigate]

But still, who decided to let Midra out for a walk? Even I can see it from Australia

[naive star]

Gotta kill first person we see w 3rd degree burns

[twin bridge]

Man, you already know the response, nah ?

[hasty frigate]

Oh yeah, you and Midra are just having a walk

[twin bridge]

Yuh

[hasty frigate]

Talking about your maidens, Melina and Nanaya yes? Or am I wrong in saying this?

[twin bridge]

Yes,we were talking about her,midra and i are the same,we saved our maiden

[hasty frigate]

But, I found Nanaya next to a chair not moving… or breathing

[twin bridge]

Midra doesnt sayd that to me, damn-

[hasty frigate]

At least she had a cool looking torch next to her

[twin bridge]

Yuh

[shrewd finch]

My cousin was on the same road and sended the exact same message to me😭

[hasty frigate]

But tarnished, I hath not sent thou an invitation to my birthday party, and yet you still show?

[twin bridge]

Peak name

[hasty frigate]

I love first phase, it’s only the second phase that’s the real pain in the ass

[twin bridge]

Second phase be like + meteor and divine punishment :

[hasty frigate]

He’s perfect when in first phase, but when Mique-buffed, it’s just like the gif above me, a complete pain for an epileptic like me and gives almost no time to dodge, I do however love a challenge, so win win for me

[twin bridge]

Im with you

[quasi gust]

Fist gighting with godfrey can be exciting now

Two tarnished oiled up hammering eachother

[twin bridge]

Magnificent

[pine sonnet]

I saw an video can't find it anymore it was cut contend in wich you see miquella walking with an bow I wish they went with something like that instead of an whole firework show

[twin bridge]

Da hell he do with a bow,he already shoot laser's

[pine sonnet]

Lazer bow

No but like imagine how cool it would've been if they made miquella an actuall part of the fight instead of an fortnite backbling shooting death rays

[shrewd finch]

🤣

Thats me lol

[twin bridge]

Or imagine godwyn spawn's out of nowhere and Scream "it was supposed to be me the consort !!!" And turn the whole arena into black,the sky now turn's blood color and the moon fall and show the eclipse and godwyn start sprinting to you with his scythe that deal deathblight (he two shot you and if you die you need to do all radahn first and second phase again)

[twin bridge]

Ik ty

[vivid robin]

Sowwy

[solemn moss]

visit my profile

[novel fulcrum]

👍

[solemn moss]

:)

(im acting like the average elden ring hater)

[quasi gust]

Another one

Now we can form a trio

[vivid robin]

Ahhh hello!

[twin bridge]

I'll cut yo ball's

[twin bridge]

The god of Frenzy MUHEHEHAHAHA

[vague dock]

Dispair

[lyric trout]

Anyone wanna review my Elden ring dlc final boss my deaths edit it won’t let me send here

[quasi gust]

God of balls?

[twin bridge]

No

[quasi gust]

May chaos take thy balls xd

[twin bridge]

May chaos take your balls.

[quasi gust]

I'd lay under her moons frfr

[twin bridge]

||Give me them.||

[quasi gust]

Seriously tho, were Marika and Radagon the same person when Godfrey hit Marika?

[twin bridge]

Oh,uhm,i think he switch when it come's to behind

[quasi gust]

Nah Godfrey tops i swear

[tardy hill]

I think they shouldn't considering Radagon was hitting Rennala at that time

[quasi gust]

Godfrey should've went for Rennala tbh

Imagine Radahn if Godfrey was his dad lmao

[tardy hill]

Even twinks charm wouldn't be enough to convince Malenia to go to war against him
Hell, he'd probably mend the Ring himself

[quasi gust]

I'd marry him

[hot ermine]

Das crazy

[quasi gust]

Not even speaking as Miquella, I'd drop down and ask him out frfr

[gleaming delta]

Im not the only one who hears the dlc radahn theme as "sororo" right?

[twin bridge]

Frenzy cat

[harsh thistle]

"Elden Ring won't get another DLC, this was it "

[harsh thistle]

PVP Mage spam builds IRL be like

[sweet wren]

Real

[vital sierra]

clown fish do not taste good at all

especially since they live their entire lives in poisonous coral

[gleaming delta]

Doing RL1 Wretch

Also Streaming it ;) <3

DM me

[sweet wren]

How do you know?

[vital sierra]

i ate one while in china

actually i took a bite and vomited

[twin bridge]

God damn guy's AfroSenju suck as hell, i never saw a player like this, he's greedy as f*** whenever the boss don't move and jump to him for finnaly getting clapped by the boss, and he call himself a PRO but blud can't even analyse a move, even i im a good player than him at my age (15) and i always analyse a boss

Bro thinks he's main character by just trash talking to the boss, this guy don't know patience

AfroSenju is the baddest elden ring player EVER

And i won't call myself a pro, im just good at playing the game just like y'all, they are maybe real pro out there in this serv, but pro of something like PvP or PvE, but don't call yourself a pro when nobody told you that you are a pro

[quasi gust]

Im a pro at running away. Mastared the secret Joestar technique

[twin bridge]

Im a pro at bonking fairly

[quartz garden]

Adequate warning for malenia

[vital sierra]

miquella has 5 new pawns to do his bidding

[twin bridge]

Guy's what are the weapon were i can use wing stance

[quartz garden]

The milady

It’s in castle ensis and it’s paired well with rellanas cameo

[quasi gust]

Peak dragon form from peak souls 2

[quasi gust]

Can't you put it on Katanas?

[umbral arrow]

you can at least put it on great katanas

[earnest pivot]

you know, sometimes, invasions aren't about runes, or ganking
sometimes, it's cool to just enjoy the landscape, and reflect on who you really are.

[twin bridge]

Seamless coop,we need this,us PS4/ps5/Xbox user

[earnest pivot]

it's not seamless coop, i'm using a talisman to look like the host, i'm in an invasion :)

[twin bridge]

Wait- hy-hyetta ?

[earnest pivot]

the one and almost only yes :D

[soft current]

I finally got new armor

[spring lynx]

Soldier of God

[quartz garden]

Oh you can? I didn’t know that 😭

[junior summit]

Swift slash + point down = insanity

[quasi gust]

I got ganked by 3 swift slashers

Well i invaded them but i wanted an honorable duel xd

[junior summit]

True

[quasi gust]

Can't have a nice duel these days

[junior summit]

♻️

[ivory crystal]

Guys i was at work and eating a peach, and noticed an odd resemblance

My eyes are tingling what do i do

[karmic osprey]

bro ur cooked

[ivory crystal]

Bro im cooked

[gray dune]

night of the black knives (colorized)

[ivory crystal]

He was right, i was cooked

[sweet vector]

All those play throughs and I didn’t even know you can meet alexander here

[gray dune]

you also missed the scene where alexander shares a boof with you i guess

[sweet vector]

Probably, I only got the initial ilencounter, radahn, lava bath, then duel

[brave depot]

ngl the radahn festival participants would make a nightmare blunt rotation

[reef swift]

When an immortal sees a snail

[ivory crystal]

Theyd all sit there quiet and just stare at you except for Alexander

[ivory crystal]

Bro im unvaccinated and i can confirm that this is what life is like

[stark isle]

Well there's your problem you need to play like a pos

[delicate pelican]

So Rellana is inlove with the son of her sisters husband?

[umbral arrow]

as far as i know yes or at least she abandoned her sister and the carian family chase after messmer as is stated in her helmet's description ''Ornate helm of Rellana, the Twin Moon Knight, fashioned from silver steel. Rennala, head of the royal family of Caria, was said to have given her younger sister, who renounced her lineage to chase after Messmer, a gift of lustrous black hair.'' , they were not enemies as she fought alongside messmer according to her remembrance

[gleaming delta]

Not in love per say, but like solaire to the sun, malenia to miquella, just like devoted

[calm crystal]

I ship it

[vital sierra]

i was watching this no hit run and this scene just made me laugh for some reason

[quasi gust]

Pos?

[gleaming delta]

Fun fact - knight was contemplating about joining the Mighwyn dynasty.

[stark isle]

Need to play the game like an ass invading don't be generous at all use the most obnoxious builds

[quasi gust]

But that's not the way

[vital sierra]

has anyone ever managed to kill him using a bow from range?

[ivory crystal]

It is 100% the way, you are an invader
If they have 3 people waiting, you have to adapt even if its the most scummy, toxic build crafted by radagon himself

[quasi gust]

[ivory crystal]

Playing like a pos is all you can do im afraid especially in high levels 😔😔

[ivory crystal]

Also it means piece of shabriri

[dark rain]

I thought you got over there from a portal

[proud current]

gotta play a lore accurate invader, noted

[vernal raptor]

🤔

[vital sierra]

use a warming stone bruh he's dying

[vernal raptor]

Already did, also the the healthy ones are like this 😅 I can talk to that one btw

[ember adder]

Did I cook?

[karmic osprey]

absolutrly omg

[stark isle]

This is why I've simply thought of the epstien build

[ivory crystal]

I have the bill cosby build

[stark isle]

Oh god

[ivory crystal]

They never expect the sleep n poke
Nor do they expect my 70 vigor 😎

[stark isle]

I need the poisoning hand on my new save just to do the funny on bosses since maddening hand don't work on most of them

[ivory crystal]

I could probably just give it to you sometime if you dont want to go and grab it all over again

[stark isle]

Oh yeah that'd be nice if you can

[ivory crystal]

Itd be no trouble at all, just lmk whenever youd be available to do that!

[deep valve]

[ivory crystal]

[trim thunder]

item description or it didnt happen

[hybrid crystal]

[ivory crystal]

Did you want it leveled or no?

[stark isle]

I might not need it

[ivory crystal]

All good!

[worthy hill]

where did you get that omg!!

[whole iron]

Lionel Messmer

[calm crystal]

Goldfish gaming

[pulsar shore]

Point crow is such a good streamer

[crystal briar]

he hit me so hard i got signed out…

[gleaming delta]

Next dlc boss in elden ring can delete your save file

[crystal briar]

he’ll also have an aoe move that only has a 10th of a frame window to dodge

[delicate pelican]

The teeth 🙏😭

[pulsar shore]

Mans needs a new dental plan

[delicate pelican]

I’m tired of malnourished lizard form, this ain’t dragon at all

[frail ivy]

wtf did you do 😭

[delicate pelican]

This the model for the “dragon” form

[hot ermine]

CAELID be like:

[quasi gust]

Could say work instead of caelid and it would still be true xd

[cosmic grail]

Lmfao

[twin bridge]

We should have get frenzy form ngl,we don't care about dragon

[gleaming delta]

I am waiting for new collage with Leda and her band "Messemized"

[serene jetty]

Have any of you encounter this man?

[simple rock]

This send me wheezing 😂

[serene jetty]

Ay, this came into my recommendations as well. Do Elden Ring viewers just get this in general XD

[simple rock]

I believe so 😂😂😂

[serene jetty]

Then we're all staying on-topic! ᐠ( ᐛ )ᐟ

[gusty onyx]

Wtf

[twin bridge]

Nop

[serene jetty]

Damn, I'm really itching to know if the Wall truly existed. Now I'm having doubts...

[twin bridge]

He exist

[serene jetty]

[tall gate]

The Caring Hand sculpture

I will run away or throw fire, I don't need that thing grabbing me

[pearl bobcat]

Welcome to the shadow of the erdtree, we got: ||Vlad the impaler, orphan of kos, dark eater midir, a hand, a sunflower, hog rider, Pontiff Sulyvahn, 2 man lion dancer, Jori, fire dude, sexy bug, hedgehog type thing, a child toucher and his victim||

[tall gate]

What about Putrescent Knight

[pearl bobcat]

He is ||orphan of kos||

[polar apex]

Firstly Romina is not as hot as Florissax. Not even close. Secondly Miquella is the one who touch not Radahn.

[pearl bobcat]

Yes? ||Child toucher = miquella and victim = radahn||

[polar apex]

But Radahn is not child.

[pearl bobcat]

||Miquella is several million years old and radahn is a couple thousand so in that terms he's a lil kid compared to miquella||

Also supposed to be a little funny haha joke, don't get mad

[polar apex]

??? Radahn is older than Miquella. He was born before him.

[mighty anvil]

hear me out

kendrick build, use Euporia (euphoria) and speedrun killing ever dragon (or drake)

[hidden reef]

Anyone have an idea what weapon i can use in my another playthrough? I tried a lot of weapons and ran out of ideas

[regal frigate]

Radhan is way older than Miquella

[mighty anvil]

euporia

[twin bridge]

Me after i defeat ||consort radahn|| :

[quasi gust]

Im older then both cuz i was born way before the game came out

[twin bridge]

Don't care,gimme yo ball.

[quasi gust]

Gobble em lmao

[gleaming delta]

I have a theory,yall know how patches is in every souls game? Well its because hes patcheS WITH AN S! Which means theres more than one which means the og patches is named patche which means he has discovered cloning which means he was some kind of godly being

[twin bridge]

Yessss

[quasi gust]

Lmao Dano god of frenzy flame and femboy lover xd

[twin bridge]

Yeeeeeeee, but i prefer big *ss and women

[fringe leaf]

ASS

[twin bridge]

YESSS

[proper depot]

Elden ring community, i am making a roblox avatar based on the raging wolf armor set. does this helmet look accurate?

[gleaming delta]

Idfk I’m not a Elden Ring player

[pliant hare]

Ain't Roblox for elementary school kids?

Wait nvm, I've seen fascists doing fascists thing there lol

[mental epoch]

He's not wrong lol

[clear drum]

The fact that miyazaki made you die if you drink a woman's "nectar" its crazy

[verbal ruin]

The fact Miyazaki made a subplot where a guy bangs his brother is crazy

[clear drum]

And the fact that miquella has the appereance of a minor its crazy

The fact that miyazaki made you lose a bit of your health when you hug a woman its also crazy

[quasi gust]

You heard of baby sitting before get ready for face sitting

[twin bridge]

Yes

[quasi gust]

Miquella in no way looks like a minor tbh

[clear drum]

Well idk if he got rid of the curse when lefting his body behind but if he didn't then in the lore he looks like a child

[quasi gust]

Bro didn't even lift the curse from his body, he just died when mohg cracked his egg open

The curse broke when mohg killed his body. So in theory, we could bring Miquella back and make him a body like Ranni has

[clear drum]

Oh well i didn't know that, but the fact that miyasaki made that in the cinematic of phase 2 you have a clear view of his feet

[quasi gust]

He has done it again. The madlad

[clear drum]

Also the fact that in the specimen store house you need to climb the feet of a statue its crazy too

[quasi gust]

Just lay on it

[twin bridge]

He look like a teenager of 13/15/16

[quasi gust]

I didn't look like that lol

I'd put him between 18-20 at most 22

[twin bridge]

Your not a minor..sad.

[steady linden]

does anyone have the "I'm a fan of myazaki's works" meme

[steady linden]

I may have scrolled too far in my searches

[quasi gust]

If i shaved and dyed my hair blonde I'd look like Miquella

I wont do it tho

[delicate pelican]

🙏😭

[vital sierra]

marika got flashbacks from when the hornsent tried to stuff her inside a jar

[delicate pelican]

Fromsoft doing the transformation no justice

[steady linden]

similar

[polar apex]

5 since close to dragon wife is the best.

[alpine path]

7

[brave depot]

4

[spark solar]

2

[grand forge]

When are we getting this fight smh

[sudden marten]

so basically before dlc, miquella just weird twink, but after dlc miquella = griffith?

[brave depot]

everything or close was part of his plan

[fierce delta]

so still a weird twink?

[sudden marten]

yea but an evil one now

[fierce delta]

Steven could fix him, i think

[fierce delta]

no u

[fierce delta]

So do we kiss now? or

[sudden marten]

are you 18-25 year old tomboy that likes medieval combat?

[earnest pivot]

remember kids, messmer is on our side

[fierce delta]

No but i'm a 22 yr old man whos super into House of the Dragons atm tho

[sudden marten]

then no

[brave depot]

wait, so you can just do that as a farming technique? you just wait outside?

[earnest pivot]

really inconsistent, sometimes it doesn't kick you as it should, and you can just watch them
i'd assume it's my slow wifi making me spawn after they entered the fight

[brave depot]

yeah that makes more sense

[clear drum]

I ask patches to move and sit next to roderika

Got a maiden in elden ring, but how do i get one in real life? It doesn't appear in the wiki

[pliant hare]

Alright, now go on with this build into Ancient Drake fight

[quasi gust]

I could bang him into a good shape (bonk him with a baseball bat)

Messmer giving me a forehead kiss

[gleaming delta]

@quasi gust miquella the molester

[quasi gust]

Yo mama

[regal frigate]

6

[delicate pelican]

Would be cool if in the next souls games right in front of a fog gate the boss grabs you and drags you in

[lunar jewel]

100% choosing #5. #1 is coming in at dead last.

[earnest pivot]

Silence, child

[quasi gust]

Im 23 leave me alone or I'll castrate you

[quasi gust]

These fellas are insane Luca

[pine sonnet]

They hate us cause they ain't us!💯🔥

[quasi gust]

I'll ask Dano to slap you

[earnest pivot]

Not even Thiollier?

[pine sonnet]

Eepy final boss

[brave depot]

they definitely made Thiollier's face look like he's not slept for over two days, no wonder he loves saint trina so much

[earnest pivot]

He looks like the average uni student, always looking for sleep and also a twink for some reasin

[pine sonnet]

Cause duhh

[hollow island]

Blud is fatrolling

[shell solar]

hyper armor is crazy

[twilit hull]

Alexander

[hot ermine]

Blud is not dodging with that roll

[earnest pivot]

(from Twitter)

[broken sentinel]

Wild

[late isle]

truly, miyazaki is a visionary

[lunar mason]

W Miyazaki

[lunar mason]

What outfit is that?

[earnest pivot]

guys, miquella's an ||invader homie||

[lunar zinc]

Can someone gameshare elden ring

[tardy plank]

Why is torrent scared? I swear he’s been through worse. I heard a little about this area but I’m staying away from spoilers

[lunar mason]

I mean it's pretty obvious from the warnings around there

[tardy plank]

No kidding but this place is awesome

Huge Bloodborne vibes with these winter lantern looking dudes. I dig it.

I’m just wondering why Torrent would be scared

[gleaming delta]

bro activated the rune to make miquela stronger thats jus evil😭

[urban valley]

torrent is fearful of this area because of the frenzied flame influence in the area and it's ability to destroy even spirits. the frenzied flame could permanently kill torrent.

[tardy plank]

No way seriously? It’s that powerful?

[lunar mason]

No

[earnest pivot]

it's why we leave torrent behind in the ending i think

[tardy plank]

I have not competed the game

[obtuse mountain]

Hi florj

[broken sentinel]

Heyo

[vital sierra]

in the trailer we were able to use him in there

[urban valley]

u gotta bring that up with michael-zaki, ionno.

[vital sierra]

the dlc was simply unfinished unfortunately
they literally cut the multiple endings of the dlc completely

[earnest pivot]

move away radagon, i am the new boss

[proud current]

Base game connects to dlc premise, while the dlc doesn't connect to the base game in some aspect, Gideon still has unchanged dialogue about Miquella even after killing him, Messmer isn't mentioned or reference after the events and the two fingers has no reaction on an ascension of a new god.

[sand flower]

Facts

[safe mulch]

So I was rune farming….when I saw the single most scariest thing I’ve ever seen in my life…..

[gleaming delta]

All I saw was 2 swords and one chad

[delicate pelican]

Final tier list after beating all these bosses

[gleaming delta]

Bayle is easily my favorite boss in elden ring, (gael still wipes him tho)

[delicate pelican]

Gael had a whole trilogy as build up, nothing is touching him

[gleaming delta]

True

[delicate pelican]

Consort Radhan might be one of the worst Fromsoft bosses ever, idk how they thought adding a bunch of cheap aoe follow-ups to his phase 1 attacks was a good idea

[vital sierra]

he literally found the dark soul of course he's not getting touched since he's doing all the touching

with his dark soul

[gleaming delta]

Nah he's better than godskin duo and Gideon and gaius

[steel bane]

[delicate pelican]

Godskin duo is an abomination, Fromsoft deadass took 2 enemies and put them in the same arena without balancing at all, and gave them a shared health pool that you need to kill them about 3.5x to reduce to zero

[gleaming delta]

Yeah i said radahn was better than duo

[limpid quartz]

Decided to let some bubble blowers beat up margit in my NG+1(or is it 2?) run

[trim thunder]

~~skill issue ~~

[gleaming delta]

Real (I used rot bleed shield poke against radahn with mimic ansbach and thioller)

[vivid oar]

Using rot against Radahn is just foul

[lethal marten]

Putrescent knight at A is unheard of that shi was so mid

[delicate pelican]

I beat all the bosses idiot

[gleaming delta]

He's a b tier boss I think when he do the spinny it's funny

[delicate pelican]

I thought it looked really cool, and the jump down was cool

[gleaming delta]

I don't see half the gaol or cave bosses

[delicate pelican]

I just put the important ones that I found

[lethal marten]

I think c at best, the Spinny is kinda funny but idk bro it js kinda sucked 😭

[gleaming delta]

Blackgaol knight is important? 😭

[delicate pelican]

He was needed to humble all of us

[trim thunder]

Radahn S teir boss 🗣️

[gleaming delta]

Nah I used giant hunt on my zweihander and blackgaol knight folded

[delicate pelican]

Such a garbage boss honestly, but it’s ur opinion

[gleaming delta]

Not if you play like a rat like me, first try easy game

[trim thunder]

5 reasons rn or hes peak

[delicate pelican]

He looks like a goofy fan made mod boss, phase 2 is mostly just phase 1 with cheap aoe aftereffects after each attack, is in Mogh’s body but literally just looks like a small Radhan with horns, summons Miquella half way through even tho Radhan is too honorable to 2v1

They completely bastardized his character

[gleaming delta]

Just because he looks like a mod isn't a reason, some mods are high quality, look at the shabriris chosen boss form the convergence

[gleaming delta]

And? That literally looks like a fromsoft boss?

[trim thunder]

Everything is dodgeable completely with the exception of the cross slash. including the hyperspeed slashes.
Literally the whole point is that Miquella wanted young radahn, so he sculpted him.
Radahn is unwilling and charmed so obviously hes not gonna act like himself

[delicate pelican]

He has overturned aggro and rarely gives you time to punish or heal

[trim thunder]

literally every boss ever but ok (or just heal during damage windows)

[gleaming delta]

Bro hasn't played elden ring

[delicate pelican]

No good boss does that

Even Messmer gives time to punish and heal

[trim thunder]

Godfrey, Mohg, Malenia phase 2, Maliketh, Bayle, Midra, any other boss need i say more?

[trim thunder]

yeah, during damage windows, just like radahn

[delicate pelican]

Only Malikaeth really suffers from that, and Malenia just a little

[trim thunder]

No no, not suffer. It makes them a better boss

Forcing you to heal during damage windows is how any boss should function because its punishing you by making you heal during time you could be doing damage because you made a mistake

[delicate pelican]

It’s overturned to a degree that no other boss is

[trim thunder]

loses argument "uhhh, overtuned, or whatever that means"

[gleaming delta]

Real

[delicate pelican]

I can explain to you like a 5 year old if ur too stupid to understand

[trim thunder]

loses argument insults instead of elaborating

[shrewd finch]

I did not see what their was lol

[delicate pelican]

Exactly what you did

[trim thunder]

when

[gleaming delta]

Saturn you seem a bit slow

[trim thunder]

definitely a Gael fan

[delicate pelican]

.

[gleaming delta]

I love gael too, but this man is on another level 😭

[trim thunder]

elaborate

[delicate pelican]

Another example

[gleaming delta]

Me and paper are different people he has yet to insult you

[trim thunder]

real

[delicate pelican]

Oh how dare I like an actually well designed boss fight

[trim thunder]

not even gonna comment on this one (Gael is overrated)

[gleaming delta]

Fr bayle is peak fromsoft

[trim thunder]

hello, based department?

[delicate pelican]

The boss has way too much aggro

[trim thunder]

Again, every boss ever

[delicate pelican]

No

[trim thunder]

refuses to elaborate again

[gleaming delta]

Elden ring has much more aggressive ai then any past souls games

[delicate pelican]

What is there to elaborate on

[trim thunder]

Tell me bosses in elden ring that allegedly dont have super high aggro, or defend why radahn has too much

[gleaming delta]

I'm waiting

[trim thunder]

let him cook

[gleaming delta]

Let him I believe in him

[delicate pelican]

Mogh has punished after every single combo and most of them don’t exceed 5 hits, Star scourge Radhan has justifiable aggro as the boss is meant to be balanced around a lot of npc summons, Malikaeth has quite a bit but also 4 times less health then Radhan, Hora loux doesn’t have anywhere near that amount, I don’t need to mention Godrick, again Morgott is super squishy and still doesn’t get close to the insane amount as Radhan-

[trim thunder]

showtime

[delicate pelican]

Placidusax and basically very other dragon boss aren’t that agressive and have incredibly ez attacks to do dodge, unlike Radhans attacks where ur almost guaranteed to get hit by at least one of the hits in his combos

[gleaming delta]

Mohg is so easy to fight and godrick is meant to be easy lore wise

[wicked shuttle]

Dragons have always been slow to compensate for their massive hp pools

[delicate pelican]

Which is why I said I don’t need to talk about him

[gleaming delta]

Not bayle, but I love bayle

[shrewd finch]

Messmer>>>>Bayle Its very close though for me

[wicked shuttle]

Bayle is still quite slow in comparison to most

[gleaming delta]

True but some attacks can surprise you like some of his tail attacks

[delicate pelican]

I’m biased for dragons cuz their cool so he’s above Messmer

[wicked shuttle]

I thought so at first, but the telegraph for it is massive

[trim thunder]

Mohg is a very slow tempo so obviously theres more healing because hes overall a slower boss with roll catches instead of Aoe showstopper moves. Yeah starcourge radahn is pretty on the nose here. Maliketh is lots of heavy air attacks and burst damage so you heal at the end of the combos (just like promised consort). Godfrey kinda just never stops attacking so can just heal when hes out of range or during damage windows. Godrick is meant to ez. and finally morgott is squishy yes but if you fight him properly levled his aggro is very heavy

Promised consort is very similar to Gael and Maliketh. Very high damage phases and then you can attack/heal at the end of the attack chains

[gleaming delta]

Can confirm being overleved against morggot is less fun

[delicate pelican]

Radhan has 47k hp if I remember correctly so nothing to balance any of that insane aggro or speed

[gleaming delta]

Midra has more hp

[delicate pelican]

He’s not that aggressive, he’s infact very ez

[wicked shuttle]

U are almost never at level with him i believe, out of like 12 playthroughs(not counting my RL1 run) i have always outleveled him

[trim thunder]

Midra punishes heals with ranged frenzy attacks
Heal = the long gap closer spin/laser beam

[gleaming delta]

Yeah

[delicate pelican]

He also gets staggered easily and can be cancelled out of moves with slow weapons

[trim thunder]

actual level for morgott is 60-70 with +12 weapons or +4 somber

[gleaming delta]

Am I stupid, but I have used lions claw with greatsword and bro barely flinched

[delicate pelican]

He flinches for me

[trim thunder]

Do you wanna know who else you can easily stagger with heavy weapons....

[gleaming delta]

Every single boss

[delicate pelican]

Not Radhan that’s for sure

[trim thunder]

Behold, 2 fully charged R2s with a colossal weapon (or like 4 lions claws from anything)

[delicate pelican]

Bloodfiends arm is the only one that really staggers him consistently

[trim thunder]

all colossal weapons do the same poise damage

[gleaming delta]

That can be explained but the fact is thaf if your aren't aggressive his poise resets in like 4 seconds but he only has 100, checked its 6 sec

[delicate pelican]

But if ur too greedy u get killed, and in Elden ring being greedy is trying to get more then 2 hits

[gleaming delta]

So you admit being greedy isn't only a radahn thing

[trim thunder]

welcome to elden ring. so were conceding?

[delicate pelican]

Greediness has always been punished

[wicked shuttle]

Ye so being greedy is a player error

[gleaming delta]

Yeah that's how the game is played

[trim thunder]

me when i admit dying to radahn is player error

[wicked shuttle]

My man torpedo'd his argument

[delicate pelican]

Even tho he has multiple almost undodgable attacks

[trim thunder]

just the cross slash, but even that can be frame perfect i-framed

[wicked shuttle]

not even, only the 2nd slash is technically undodgeable if ur mid roll of above

[delicate pelican]

I rlly didn’t, Radhan is the pinnacle of unbalanced boss design that Elden ring has been moving towards, I blame spirit summons

[trim thunder]

no ive def dodged it before. its possible to prefire a dodge and barely dodge it/avoid the second slash

[gleaming delta]

If you think he's too hard, summon they are a key component of the game no one cares if you do the ding a ling

[wicked shuttle]

Yes of course but that's just unreliable, there is alot of unpredictability with it

[trim thunder]

real

[gleaming delta]

Bro we are not playing Tom Clancy's rainbow six siege 😭

[trim thunder]

But yeah anyways promised consort top 5 ER bosses disagree = ds3 lover

[wicked shuttle]

Spirit summons are definitely to blame for alot of things, but Radahns aggro is not one of em

[delicate pelican]

I’m a Sekiro lover

[gleaming delta]

Exactly

[delicate pelican]

Im a lover of every souls game except ds2

[wicked shuttle]

Then can you start loving and stop complaining ?

[trim thunder]

Do wanna know what other game has enemies with constant aggro and tight heal windows

[gleaming delta]

Over hated game without it we wouldn't get the bangers we have today saturn

[trim thunder]

ds2 > ds1 > DeS. Peak souls 2

[delicate pelican]

We may never agree on anything

[wicked shuttle]

now hold on a minute, i love me some DS2 but above DS1 is a diabolical take

[delicate pelican]

1>3>2

[gleaming delta]

Emerald herald is 2nd best firekeeper

[wicked shuttle]

This i can get behind

[trim thunder]

ds1 fans when they have to play the second half of the game. ds1 fans when they have to walk on uneven terrain. ds1 "fans" when they have to go into ng+ for better estus

[delicate pelican]

Ds3 doesn’t touch the first half of ds1, basically everything before 4 lord souls

[gleaming delta]

Number one is obviously mo- I mean ds3 firekeeper

[wicked shuttle]

DS2 fans when half the boss roster is a 6/10 miss

[trim thunder]

ds1 fans when half the boss roster is a 6/10 miss

[wicked shuttle]

Now ur just copying me

[delicate pelican]

Including second half of game is unfair😭

[trim thunder]

no thats a genuine take, Ds1 has 2 good bosses

[trim thunder]

ok so were agreeing half the game is bad. Thats an F letter grade

[wicked shuttle]

by proxy u have left out either artorias, manus or O&S with that statement

[gleaming delta]

I love artorias (I haven't fought him yet I forgot to keep playing after o&s)

[trim thunder]

Artorias and Gargoyles are my top 2. (manus would be 3 but i only fought him twice and just dont really enjoy the moveset and the magic)

[wicked shuttle]

Gargoyles are very well done tbf, but only 2 good bosses is a bit of a stretch

[gleaming delta]

Currently playing peak souls 2

[wicked shuttle]

Tho DS1 is home to the 2nd worse boss in the series

DS2 ludd and zalen probably take the piss in terms of being worst boss

[trim thunder]

Valiant gargoyles, Belfry Gargoyles, Maneaters, Ludd and Zalen worst things ive ever seen

[delicate pelican]

My objective tier list unfortunately (ds1 second half isn’t being counted)

[trim thunder]

That statement alone is cherry picking nostalgia blindness. You cant just grant immunity to something horrible because you say so

[delicate pelican]

Not counting dlc

[gleaming delta]

Ds2 haters when they meet sir alonne

[wicked shuttle]

Ur just morphing the argument as you go

[trim thunder]

"i get it...."

[delicate pelican]

Will fix my tier list rq

[wicked shuttle]

@gleaming delta @trim thunder yall tried out the RL1 run yet ?

[gleaming delta]

No I suck at souls games Ima stick to playing with my mimic tear

[trim thunder]

ye, i beat the game but didnt do any side bosses

[wicked shuttle]

I'm on the final boss of the DLC, trying to figure out what is best to use

[trim thunder]

Starfist prob

[wicked shuttle]

What did u use ?

[gleaming delta]

@trim thunder unironically ds2 is smoother than clunk souls 1

[delicate pelican]

Most I’ve seen use Star fist

[trim thunder]

i used Starfist and then uchi when i needed it for other bosses like maliketh and godfrey

[wicked shuttle]

I getcha but Starfist for DLC radahn is a bit iffy from what i've tried.
Antspur rapier seems to be the most efficient

[clear crater]

Can someone help me get to malakeith from here

[delicate pelican]

W teeth?

[gleaming delta]

She's perfect...

[wicked shuttle]

ur gonna go out and run past a crucible knight, head to the right and down some rooftops and u should see an ancient dragon
run towards it and continue past it to the right
simply follow the trail of enemies from there and u should come up to an elevator that will take u to the nearest site of grace

[trim thunder]

ds2 fans when they have to play awesome

[delicate pelican]

Ds1 fans having to play a platforming boss in a game without a jump button 😭

[gleaming delta]

Major krill issue

I am so far having fun in ds2

[delicate pelican]

Ds1

[gleaming delta]

Mid I didn't like the clunkyness and how estus works

[delicate pelican]

Ok

[trim thunder]

crazy how the worst Dlc of ds2 is still better than all of ds1

[delicate pelican]

Follow my yt for bloodborne 2

[reef kestrel]

whatever helps you sleep at night man

[trim thunder]

1/10 ragebait didnt work

[gleaming delta]

Bros self promoting for something that will never happen

[reef kestrel]

idk man your ragebait wasnt allat either

[gleaming delta]

Ds2 is fine

[reef kestrel]

One can dream

[delicate pelican]

I did hear the dlcs are good

[trim thunder]

i prefer the base game honestly

[gleaming delta]

Old souls game enemy aggro is crazy

[reef kestrel]

You do realise this isn't actually radahn right? His soul was taken by Miquella and is basically being controlled by him, also his model looks fine you're just yapping

[gleaming delta]

And he's under miquellas enchantment

[delicate pelican]

Ok

[reef kestrel]

Did you forget that one of Miquella's whole things is persuading and enchanting people?

[delicate pelican]

That model is not fine💀

[gleaming delta]

So we lying now

[reef kestrel]

Please tell me what's objectively wrong with it

[delicate pelican]

How am I supposed to objectively prove that something looks bad 😑

[trim thunder]

Be a 3d modeler

[reef kestrel]

Pretty easily, unless it objectively doesn't look bad

[delicate pelican]

Maybe cuz something can’t objectively look bad

[gleaming delta]

You try make a 3d model I wanna see

[reef kestrel]

For example the tree spirit has potato textures and constantly clips through the arenas it's in, there is nothing visually striking or memorable about the boss other than that it's probably the most reused miniboss

[delicate pelican]

Ulcerated tree spirit looks fine, and the arena is another issue separate from the model

[gleaming delta]

😭

[reef kestrel]

You can't just say "nuh uh" and expect me to agree with you dude

[delicate pelican]

🧢

[reef kestrel]

I can see you have very intelligent arguments and I should totally respect what you have to say

[gleaming delta]

Yes bro fym

[reef kestrel]

Very common in bleach fans!

[alpine niche]

the fun chainsaw glitch variant

[alpine niche]

mind control your opponents with the handsaw glitch

[reef kestrel]

so cringe

nvm I watched ther whole thing

[alpine niche]

whats cringe about it? makes invaders actually have fun

ignore the audio

[wet jolt]

can someone help me kill the fire giant i cant do it

[bleak owl]

Maybe it’s just me being me but your game looks immaculate bro

[crisp oak]

Co-op server

[alpine niche]

wdym?

[bleak owl]

Idk the graphics look oddly nice

Maybe cus I haven’t played in forever

[alpine niche]

I think it's cuz of the lighting. ER has really bad lighting

[alpine niche]

So when you get good lighting like this it looks way better

[pine reef]

could someone summon me and drop alot of runes please

[earnest star]

no

[rapid goblet]

Anyone tryna give a noob some runes idek how I made it to level 40

[pulsar shore]

Can you still damage stuff?

[alpine niche]

Nope it's showcased pretty well in the video (the other ones)

[pulsar shore]

Oh sorry I watched the first one and then sent the message, my bad bro

[quasi gust]

It's like stealth archer build in skyrim. It just works

[quasi gust]

Hey Dano

[twin bridge]

Sup miquella

[wide sparrow]

Anybody wanna pvp ?

[valid haven]

i had an epiphany that would surprise me if no one else had this thought but is Doom Slayer just sci-fi Guts

[sweet vector]

Me trying to use anything other than a quality build

Also claymore is the most goated weapon of the souls series, can’t change my mind

[quasi gust]

I prefer zweihander

[sweet vector]

I see you have a different opinion, banned

[dry turret]

"By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you stand, Men of the tarnished!"

[hot ermine]

Real

[keen stone]

Krillin with a nose is just Patches

[humble canyon]

If Elden Ring was good:

[polar apex]

Ahh old good Gothic.

[humble canyon]

Still the best game ever

[void yacht]

Leonard makes this 1000x better

[void yacht]

Omg bloodborne whirly gig saw

[hidden reef]

Stary obóz mentioned😱😱😱

[rugged crane]

anyone wanna do a tournament

[wanton quartz]

very balanced

[gleaming delta]

#trading-gateway

[glossy wave]

Cinematic finish

[gleaming relic]

is that the yamato

[wanton quartz]

Moonvail

With Carian combo warriors mod installed

[fleet kettle]

Remember when dragons were just cool and majestic and people didn't want to bang them

[gleaming relic]

i wish i did pal

[polar apex]

Thats different thing than being furry dude.

[pliant hare]

The stuff I found once on reddit tells otherwise lol

[polar apex]

This? Thats just hot dragon woman.

[verbal ruin]

I’m about to pound her so hard, that Miquella’s boyfriend is gonna be jealous

[pliant hare]

So, you wanna tell me that's a bangable animal humanoid?

[polar apex]

Dragons are not animals bruh. They are sapient race.

[verbal ruin]

Sound like what a furry might say

[warm temple]

[quasi gust]

Radagyatt

[quasi gust]

I understand Vyke

[twin bridge]

Curse you Ranni...

[polar apex]

What i said is fact.

[glossy wave]

LMAO

[quasi gust]

Ye bwitch took Godwyn from us

And she gave up being a redhead

[pliant hare]

Dragons are literally lizards with wings that lay eggs lmao

[quasi gust]

Imagine scrrambled eggs from dragon egg

[pliant hare]

And the color depending on the dragon that laid it lol

[quasi gust]

Ah yes pink scrambled eggs

[polar apex]

But they are sapient and can: speak, change form to humanoid, use magic.

[quasi gust]

So then they are anthromophorphic

[pliant hare]

That not a classical "canon" dragon tho

[polar apex]

Excuse me wtf? Thats how dragons in Elden Ring and many other fantasy settings behaves.

[stark isle]

Small windows to yeah and barely that just say you're not good at the game it's not that bad

[delicate pelican]

I beat it, and never said the game was bad

[stark isle]

Read carefully

[quasi gust]

Treat yourself to 18 inches of Messmer the impaler

[stark isle]

I have and will one more time I love his lore

[quasi gust]

Lmao

[stark isle]

I needa get the golem fists and see how bad the r2 is

You mean thiollier 🙏 😭

[quiet stratus]

#trading-gateway

[stark isle]

Dunno what this is vro

Idk what you mean I'm ngl unless you mean she looks young which makes sense cuz she's half of miquella

[brave depot]

no we're talking about the 3d model of Trina if you remove the hair

[fleet kettle]

I'm saying her head looks like a football lol

[stark isle]

OHHHH

[twin bridge]

I know a cheese for this boss,and i think imma do it,im doing a chase of remembrance

[north condor]

oil up tear and fire pot?

[steel bane]

Oil and fire ball?

[twin bridge]

Yeeeee

[warped mica]

Questionable game. (whatbeatsrock)

[vivid oar]

"she's still slice you up"

Poor Margit getting called a girl despite having the title of "king"

[sage prawn]

Ansbach had one of these

[earnest pivot]

[lapis flame]

Lizard greatsword #1

[quasi gust]

Cheap? Bro i hand them out for free xd

[quasi gust]

It's a fun weapon for sure

I give free runes and weapons

Can't be cheaper then free sorry lad, i out marketinged you

[brave depot]

"Lord of the old order... i promise you... free runes and items"

[quasi gust]

You on ps not pc sorry lad

[quasi gust]

Aspiring lord of the old order.... i promise you... a thicc femboy booty (Don't let Dano see this)

[spice gulch]

Why tf you need runes if you're selling them lmao

[quasi gust]

Bro doesn't own the runes he just sells em

[spice gulch]

Cringe. Hope you're gonna get banned 🙏

[quasi gust]

Me? <_<

[spice gulch]

No, goober

[quasi gust]

Let's goooo

Sif in Artorias' fridge guarding his dinner

[umbral arrow]

do people actually buy runes for real money?

[autumn gale]

god i hope not

[rugged turret]

i can change my level to an absurd amount, raid you, you win and i drop 21 million

[umbral arrow]

But why? It's so easy to just get them on your own or cheat them in?

At least on pc

[sweet vector]

I’ve actually never seen that weapon widely used, it looks like it has great potential, have you used it?

[analog cargo]

I'm finna become Radahn icl

[quasi gust]

[analog cargo]

I regret nothing Uses Memory of Grace

[quasi gust]

Lmao

I'll use ground slam ash of war on your face

[sweet vector]

I’m so glad that Miyazaki decided that the first thing we need to see from Miquella is a feet shot

It seemed that the ppl in Elden ring had a surprising amount of shoes so I was wondering what the build up was

[analog cargo]

Accurate

[analog cargo]

Very accurate

[twin bridge]

Can someone send me the video with the guy that parry a shield spike user and then start flying (the dude with the shield spike have the death knight helm)

[twin bridge]

Sit on me Marika,im begging 🙏🙏🙏

[analog cargo]

How will you survive the divine thickness and weight

[twin bridge]

I will !!!! Im the frenzy god !!! No one can defeat me !! Now sit on me !!!

[analog cargo]

I'll consider it

[twin bridge]

Niceeeee (jojo ref)

[twin bridge]

So ? Can someone send me the clip xddd

[blazing silo]

Which one should I use

[grizzled kite]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[umbral arrow]

this is the only i video i could think off

[twin bridge]

XDDD

[umbral arrow]

can't find anything else that reminds me of what you where looking for, but oh well

[limpid void]

Is this the same inputs as the regular chainsaw?

[slate trellis]

This guy is massive

[pure imp]

can't believe elden ring stole from my favorite mobile game "Ancient Seal: The Exorcist".

be better, fromsoft.

[slate trellis]

Right

[grizzled kite]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[warm spruce]

Yes^

Have 2

[lunar mason]

Players died to a boss multiple time: CURSE YOU, (Boss name)!
Players after defeating the boss: I LOVE YOU, (Boss name)!

[frozen burrow]

Can confirm. I despised Godrick, but he’s probably my most quoted character now.

[lapis flame]

Yeah, poison affinity with the poisoned flower blooms twice aow. The heavy attack works like the claymore but shoots a projectile that afflicts people with whatever you put on it. The poison is good and its scales more with dex with poison affinity. The aow melts hp if people get poisoned

[topaz sedge]

why dont u love me

i have to take my punishment in the a**

[weary jacinth]

What?!?

[vital sierra]

it's actually stolen from a modded elden ring video which is even more hilarious

[slate trellis]

😂

[lunar mason]

Why is he inserting the yamato to his hand

i somehow found this and
MIQUELLA'S FACE BRO I CANT STOP LAUGHING