general-discussion

[jaunty tinsel]

yeah wolnir was actually pretty cool on my first playthrough but really boring on replays

[lean gate]

i like fast paced bosses that dont do alot of dmg

like genichirio

[jaunty tinsel]

yeah genichiro, romeo or arlecchino

peak bosses

[lapis epoch]

my top 10 would be

inner father
traitorous straghess
gael
messmer
sword saint isshin
ludwig
nightreign artorias
inner genichiro
lady maria
midra

[lunar kelp]

Inner father goated

[lean gate]

i have a list of my fav bosses wait

[hexed kernel]

my favourite soulsborne bosses are usually humanoid, dragon or demon

[lapis epoch]

HM to maliketh gehrman true monk and sister friede

[lean gate]

waitt

[paper seal]

true monk was a banger

[lean gate]

i dont have a fav boss list

on my top 25 hardest

[jaunty tinsel]

sister friede is peak

[lean gate]

😔

[paper seal]

didn't you say you do

[lapis epoch]

i dont like phase 2 and i dont like the invisibility gimmick

[lean gate]

i thought i did have one

[paper seal]

disappointed

[lunar kelp]

Decons of the deep solo

[lapis epoch]

i generally dislike bosses that make me run away, chase them, or wait around a lot

[jaunty tinsel]

i really like the phase 2 but it definately is the weakest of the 3

[paper seal]

you done messed up

[jaunty tinsel]

but friede is def the 2nd best boss in ds3

[lean gate]

i dont like friede overall

[jaunty tinsel]

after gael ofc

[jaunty tinsel]

what?

[lapis epoch]

tbh i prefer abyss watchers

[lunar kelp]

Midir

[lean gate]

i didnt found her that fun tbh

[alpine cipher]

Raaahhhh!!!

[lean gate]

mailny because of her 2nd and 3rd phase

[lapis epoch]

midir is still the best dragon boss but yea

[lunar kelp]

Moka!!!

[alpine cipher]

Hoot hoot haiii

[jaunty tinsel]

abyss watchers are cool but not anything higher than top 10 for me

[lapis epoch]

in ds3 or in all of the games

[hexed kernel]

My top 10 favourite bosses ever

1. Slave Knight Gael
2. Promised Consort Radahn
3. Bayle the Dread
4. Messmer the Impaler
5. Darkeater Midir
6. Sister Friede
7. Midra, Lord of Frenzied Flame
8. Rellana, Twin Moon Knight
9. Demon Prince
10. Soul of Cinder

[lunar kelp]

Halllooooo how've you been??

[lapis epoch]

solid

[alpine cipher]

I’ve been bedrotting UvU

[lunar kelp]

Real....

[lapis epoch]

a couple of those bosses wouldnt be in my top 30 but most of those i agree are up there

[alpine cipher]

🤝

[lunar kelp]

[lean gate]

whats yall fav non fromsoft boss

[jaunty tinsel]

my top 5 bosses ever: 5) owl father 4) simon 3) messsmer 2) gael 1) isshin

[lilac hawk]

Bedrotting for an hour before my lecture is my job

[alpine cipher]

Real 🔥

[paper seal]

nightmare king grimm

[lunar kelp]

Try bedrotting for 20 hours

[jaunty tinsel]

hollow knight is peak

[lilac hawk]

You might need to get that checked

[alpine cipher]

Grimm from hollow knight cause he’s hot I guess

[paper seal]

it's gold

[lunar kelp]

I didnt rot today tho

[jaunty tinsel]

yeah i just reached mantis lords yesterday

[lilac hawk]

Life's good

[alpine cipher]

Best I can do is 8 hours

[jaunty tinsel]

holy unemployed

[lean gate]

holy employed

[paper seal]

It's my 2nd fav, they are sooo good

[lunar kelp]

🦐🤝

[lean gate]

guys whats the best food ever

[lunar kelp]

Shrimp

[paper seal]

chicken with rice

[lean gate]

bias

[alpine cipher]

I never even said what days I do this one

[jaunty tinsel]

yeah i can barely even see whats going on and the arena is very small too

[lunar kelp]

You cant be serious

[lean gate]

kebab or pasta>

[jaunty tinsel]

anything other than shrimp is wrong answer

[paper seal]

They are a blast once you get the hang of it

[lapis epoch]

ngl i dont play many single player games that arent fromsoft 😭 im playing lies of p and soon it will be arlecchino but for now id have to say this boss on destiny 1 called aksis. thats a pve shooter so its a little different but

[paper seal]

the runback is rough tho

[lean gate]

thats alr

[lapis epoch]

ok this is a lie i do play other single player games but they dont have bosses like thag

[paper seal]

what else do you need

[lean kindle]

Started as a pyromancer yet im going as a str build rn
And everysingle foe i face will kneel before my claymore
Dark souls remastered will not break me to the quiting point

[jaunty tinsel]

yeah im gonna try beating them today, beat soulmaster yesterday pretty good boss

[hexed kernel]

Here are my top 10 favourite non souls bosses ig

1. Lost Lace from HK Silksong
2. Sisyphus Prime from Ultrakill
3. Minos Prime from Ultrakill
4. Pure Vessel from HK
5. Nightmare King Grimm from HK
6. Brother Asterión from Blasphemous 2
7. Skarrsinger Karmelita from Silksong
8. Eviterno, First of the Penitents from Blasphemous 2
9. Isidora from Blasphemous
10. Grey Prince Zote from HK

[lapis epoch]

like three years ago i ordered this shrimp/scallop/lobster linguini from a restaurant on a vacation in new jersey. i still think about it weekly

[alpine cipher]

Probably like olives. Green, black, kalamata, greek, all yummy

[paper seal]

Soul master is no joke, well done

[lean gate]

idk any of them 😭

[lapis epoch]

i need to play ultrakill. its exactly the kind of game i like and i havent really tried it much for some reason

ive played and really liked neon white and ultrakill is kinda(?) similar

[lunar kelp]

They're almost done with it too

[hexed kernel]

idk

[lean gate]

my favs are thor and baldur from GOWs and maybe detlaff imlerith and eredin from withcer

[lunar kelp]

shrimp fried rice clears

[lean gate]

mid

[lunar kelp]

Ur mid

[lean gate]

:sad:

[paper seal]

I mess with some fried rice can't lie, and with shrimps as well? good pick

[alpine cipher]

What did you just call the shrimp that fries your rice?

[lean gate]

mid

[hot dome]

youre telling me a shrimp fried this rice?

[hexed kernel]

try hollow knight

[lean gate]

why

[lunar kelp]

Hell yeah

[hot dome]

because hollow knight is peak

[lunar kelp]

Perchance

[hot dome]

perchappenstance

[lean gate]

weird way to spell mid

[alpine cipher]

frenzied bursts you
🫱 🔥

[lean gate]

dodge

[lunar kelp]

Mayhappenspurrchance

[hot dome]

purr 🐱

[alpine cipher]

Noooo you can’t just say perchance nooo

[lunar kelp]

Hehehehe

[flint knot]

can someone help me with an error im having with the game? i posted the picture at #community-help

[lunar kelp]

No one can stop me muhehehe

[lean gate]

guys

[alpine cipher]

[lean gate]

dou wanna paly woudl urather

[hot dome]

would ypu rather have 1 dollar or 2 dollars

[lean gate]

4'

[sick trellis]

1 dollar because bread is better than key

[gray spade]

Peekaboo

[lean gate]

Would you rather always smell like onion or always smell like garlic?

[alpine cipher]

Neither. Steal the table

[gray spade]

What kind of a question is that?

Tf?

[lean gate]

answer.

[tardy kernel]

a good one

i need time to think abt this

[alpine cipher]

What if the key tastes good

[hot dome]

its called a would you rather question

[lean kindle]

Peak mentioned

[tardy kernel]

probably garlic

[gray spade]

The ans is: I'd rather smell like garlic.

[hot dome]

smell like garlic and ill just tell anyone who asks that I've just eaten some Italian food

[lean gate]

respect

Would you rather have spaghetti for hair or marshmallows for teeth?

[tardy kernel]

spaghetti

id just be bald

[hot dome]

spaghetti

[lunar kelp]

Meat balls

[gray spade]

The second one

[alpine cipher]

Well with spaghetti for hair you’d still be able to eat like normal

[tardy kernel]

marshmallow teeth is actually horrible

[lunar kelp]

But tasty

[gray spade]

And then I'll keep drinking Hot chocolate

[lean gate]

Would you rather have breakfast for dinner or dinner for breakfast?

[tardy kernel]

both sound cool

[gray spade]

Neither

[lean gate]

choose on e1

[tardy kernel]

probably dinner for breakfast

[hot dome]

basically a full English everyday for breakfast

[lapis epoch]

thats too heavy for breakfast

[gray spade]

Dinner for breakfast.

[lapis epoch]

the whole idea of breakfast is that its light so its not gonna sit in ur stomach heavy while u go about ur day

[tardy kernel]

doesnt need to be a big meal

[lapis epoch]

ok tru tbf

[lean gate]

Would you rather die in 30 years with no regrets or live to 110 with a lot of regrets?

[balmy marsh]

Lunch for breakfast and dinner

[hot dome]

live 110 brah ill get over it

[gray spade]

110

[lean gate]

what if u kileld someone

[lapis epoch]

110. regrets are something u can get over

[gray spade]

I'll get over it fs

[balmy marsh]

They'll get over it

[lean gate]

Would you rather get trapped in the middle of a food fight or a water balloon fight?

[lapis epoch]

are the numbers in this message a different font for you guys too or is my discord acting weird

[lean gate]

ya they are diffrent

[gray spade]

Would u rather eat poop for 10 days straight or drink pee forever?

[lapis epoch]

thats so weird

[balmy marsh]

No

[gray spade]

Water balloon fight

[lapis epoch]

different font and size for me

[lean gate]

so u rather be wet

[gray spade]

ANSWER

[lean gate]

than not hungry

[balmy marsh]

Yes

[alpine cipher]

The first one would kill you though

[gray spade]

Idc, answer

[lapis epoch]

can i choose the poop option then just not eat

[jaunty tinsel]

what if im already 110?

[icy sparrow]

what is the hardest and easiest boss in your opinion my hardest is rykard or black blade miqeula and easiest is melania fr idk why everyone thinks shes hard?

[crimson lagoon]

It's packed with nutrients fym

[lean gate]

u dont wanna knoew

[alpine cipher]

[gray spade]

No, u have to consume.

[lean gate]

Would you rather walk to work in heels or drive to work in reverse?

[tardy kernel]

definitely 30

[hot dome]

ill drive

[jaunty tinsel]

ok

[gray spade]

I don't go to work so the first one. XD

[lean gate]

fym ok

[alpine cipher]

Heels

[lean gate]

what is even going on

[balmy marsh]

I unicycle to work do I have to do it in reverse

[gray spade]

Gugu gaga!

[lapis epoch]

you can learn to be okay with your regrets though

[tardy kernel]

doesnt need to be high heels

[lean gate]

Would you rather have a child every year for 7 years or never have any children at all?

[jaunty tinsel]

yes

[lean gate]

yes ofc

[jaunty tinsel]

free nutrients

[lean gate]

wdym

[crimson lagoon]

Huh

Cannibal?!

[lapis epoch]

actually i cant get pregnant 🤓

[tardy kernel]

a long life full of nothing but regret is crazy

[lean gate]

with a girl

[jaunty tinsel]

why not

[balmy marsh]

A fatass thinks of bread

[alpine cipher]

Never at all. Not like I can even have them in the first place lol

[tardy kernel]

id rather pass at 50 and dl everything i want

[lapis epoch]

he didnt say nothing but regret tho

[tardy kernel]

alot of regret then

[jaunty tinsel]

im not fat im like 60kg

[lapis epoch]

never have a kid then

[lean gate]

Would you rather lose all of your friends but keep your BFF or lose your BFF but keep the rest of your buds?

[tardy kernel]

just some cranky old man thats bed ridden

[gray spade]

First one.

[tardy kernel]

wishing he didn't waste his life

[gray spade]

I dont have friends...idk what to choose.

[crimson lagoon]

Sure it's not stones ?

[lapis epoch]

tbf i will probably never have kids anyways. me and my partner dont really want one

[jaunty tinsel]

pretty sure

[balmy marsh]

This assumes I have freinds to lose

[gray spade]

How much is that?

[alpine cipher]

I love my friends too much, I’m gonna sit this one out

[gray spade]

Like 120?

[lean gate]

im ur friend

[jaunty tinsel]

bout 132 pounds

[balmy marsh]

I would lose all my freinds then

[lean gate]

wow

[jaunty tinsel]

in freedom units

[gray spade]

Ahh i see, how tall are ya?

[crimson lagoon]

130 Ish pounds

[lean gate]

Would you rather win $10,000, or your best friend win $100,000? (no they cant share it with u)

[balmy marsh]

Hey man your asking the questions

[jaunty tinsel]

185 cm so about 6.1

[gray spade]

Second one, I'll steal it from him/her

[crimson lagoon]

Whats a friend 😔

[lunar kelp]

🦴

[alpine cipher]

Give my friend 100k

[gray spade]

Damn...u skinny?

[cosmic sierra]

What is like the most fun build

[jaunty tinsel]

yeah

[hexed kernel]

guys will you play black flag resynced?

[lean gate]

maybe

[jaunty tinsel]

maybe

[lean gate]

i have the original one

[hot dome]

probably not

[lean gate]

Would you rather be alone all your life or surrounded by really annoying people?

[hot dome]

didnt like the original ac4

[jaunty tinsel]

i'm already alone

[lean gate]

cap

im here

[jaunty tinsel]

would you rather be alone or be in the elden ring discord ahh

[hexed kernel]

i am already alone

[lapis epoch]

can it be shared with me in ways that are not directly giving me money 🤔

[lean gate]

no.

[timber terrace]

I live with the second one every day

[lean gate]

Would you rather eat only pizza for a year or not eat any pizza for five years?

[timber terrace]

Well I live both

[jaunty tinsel]

only eat pizza for a year

can be any pizza

[lapis epoch]

can i steal it, and if i can steal it can i “steal” it

[lean gate]

no

ur not allowed near the money

[timber terrace]

But hawaiian food

Mexican food

Yum yum

[lapis epoch]

speaking of hawaiian pineapple on pizza is underrated

[jaunty tinsel]

hawaiian pizza

mexican pizza

[lean gate]

Would you rather someone see all the photos in your phone or read all your text messages?

[alpine cipher]

What, so if I’m out on a date with my buddy, they can’t pay for the meal?

[lapis epoch]

its not my preference but people who say its terrible are wrong its pretty good

[lean gate]

yes

[timber terrace]

It ain't hawaiian tho

[jaunty tinsel]

photos

[alpine cipher]

Evil

[jaunty tinsel]

eh

[lean gate]

ru hiding smth

[elfin cobalt]

yall got any good tiktokers or people on ig or yt that post actually good outfits for er?

[jaunty tinsel]

uh maybe

[timber terrace]

It isn't made in hawaii just like hawaiian sweetrolls

[lean gate]

Would you rather everyone you love forget your birthday or everyone you love sing “Happy Birthday” to you for hours? this is a hard one

[timber terrace]

I actually didn't know the sweet rolls were made elsewhere

[lean gate]

i hate when people sign happy bday to me

top 5 most akward situation

[jaunty tinsel]

i can just tell them my birthday again

[timber terrace]

I don't do anything for my birthday anyways

[lean gate]

no.

[jaunty tinsel]

damn

[jaunty tinsel]

ok but the other option is akward for them too?

[lean gate]

no

Would you rather have your first child when you’re 20 or when you’re 50?

[timber terrace]

What if you like guys

[lean gate]

no

[lunar kelp]

no

[jaunty tinsel]

what if i dont?

[lean gate]

adopting

[timber terrace]

What if I do :)

[lean gate]

u adopt at the age u choose

[timber terrace]

I mean 20 years old is very early

[jaunty tinsel]

i'm basically already 20 and im def not ready

[lean gate]

but 50

[jaunty tinsel]

my grandma had my mom when she was 20

[timber terrace]

Brb fighting asgore

[karmic elbow]

maybe because all of us sit at home playing ELDEN RING all day bro

[jaunty tinsel]

but that was also like almost 50 years ago

[timber terrace]

Someone understands

[karmic elbow]

no wonder any adult isnt ready 😭

[karmic elbow]

yeah man

[green gust]

Damn

[lean gate]

so whats the answer

[lunar kelp]

elden ring>children

[jaunty tinsel]

actually i haven't played er in almost a week

[karmic elbow]

bro u just gotta keep grinding those ants with the wave of gold skill 😔✌️

[karmic elbow]

agreed

[jaunty tinsel]

cp>er

[lean gate]

wha

[karmic elbow]

woahwoah

[jaunty tinsel]

cyberpunk

[timber terrace]

Besides who would want us maidenless

[lunar kelp]

yippieeee

[jaunty tinsel]

i meant cyberpunk

[lean gate]

Would you rather know when you’re going to die or how you’re going to die?

[karmic elbow]

do NOT abbreviate it

[lunar kelp]

cyberpunk right?..

[jaunty tinsel]

yes

[lunar kelp]

ok

[timber terrace]

Yes

[karmic elbow]

abbreviating cyberpunk catches you a case 😭

[jaunty tinsel]

yeah

[lunar kelp]

cp2077

[lapis epoch]

does anybody else feel like elden ring is the least replayable of the fromsoft games

[karmic elbow]

d4vd 40tb ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

[thorn olive]

[timber terrace]

Probably because the Map big

[nimble furnace]

ayooow

[jaunty tinsel]

yeah but its defianately the fromsoft game with best post game

[lapis epoch]

i think the open world is a big part of it yea

[timber terrace]

And every playthrough we get to see the varre who reminds us on who we are

[karmic elbow]

i love open world rpgs

[lapis epoch]

tbh sekiro clears

[jaunty tinsel]

nah once you beat it you just do a new ng+ cycle, there is no exploration or build variety

[karmic elbow]

does anyone know where i can get the blaidd chestplate

[lapis epoch]

all the boss rushes and the optional variants you can unlock

[jaunty tinsel]

blaidd questline

[karmic elbow]

yeah aura

[timber terrace]

I love blaidd

[karmic elbow]

so is murdering blaidd an option

[timber terrace]

He a cool wolf man

[karmic elbow]

🤞

[jaunty tinsel]

yeah of course but you can start those at any time in ng+ also so its not post game exclusive

[timber terrace]

I hate ranni

[lapis epoch]

the best thing about sekiro is whenever you beat a boss you can go to any sculptors idol and fight the boss again whenever you want

[jaunty tinsel]

[timber terrace]

Wolf man

[lapis epoch]

exploring the map isnt exclusive to postgame eitber

[karmic elbow]

is it a yes

[lapis epoch]

for er

[lapis epoch]

play da questline

[karmic elbow]

what if i dont wanna 🤔

[jaunty tinsel]

no but there is much more exploration and stuff that can be done in post game

[lapis epoch]

no chest plate for u 💔

[karmic elbow]

oh but thats the item i want

NOOO i have to do the quest

[lapis epoch]

so play that mf !!!

[wheat comet]

Many faces I'm unfamiliar with

[timber terrace]

I think you get the armor set after rannis quest

[karmic elbow]

hmm 😼

[wheat comet]

Hmmm

[lapis epoch]

during iirc

hm….. 🤔

[jaunty tinsel]

yeah you go back to rannis rise and kill blaidd and get it

[timber terrace]

I dunno what iirc is I have no brain

[lapis epoch]

if i remember correctly

[karmic elbow]

yo wait why does blaidd lwk aura farm when hes standing there

[jaunty tinsel]

so what does it mean?

[timber terrace]

Damn you ranni you made blaidd go insane

[wheat comet]

Why not

If you aren't farming aura you're doing something wrong

[timber terrace]

That's wolf man

[karmic elbow]

im peeping the fit ong 😭❤️‍🩹

[jaunty tinsel]

[karmic elbow]

is ranni the witch a boss i have to kill or is she js a questline npc

[jaunty tinsel]

npc

[lapis epoch]

quest

[karmic elbow]

okay

[timber terrace]

take these starfist to the dome

[lapis epoch]

unlocks an ending and a cool weapon tho

[wheat comet]

She's the main bad guy, and will eat the lands between

[karmic elbow]

good

[karmic elbow]

WHAT

[wheat comet]

Canon event

[jaunty tinsel]

nah she's goated

[wheat comet]

Villains can be goated no?

[timber terrace]

Ranni was the main reason of the shattering

[jaunty tinsel]

yeah

yeah but ranni also restored death to the lands between

[wheat comet]

Exactly

She's evil and wants to kill everyone

[jaunty tinsel]

i'd rather die than be immortal

[timber terrace]

She stole the rune of death to kill godwyn

[timber terrace]

Fair

[hot dome]

yeah but you can marry her so she's not all bad

[wheat comet]

It's only technical immortality

[jaunty tinsel]

sounds boring as hell

[jaunty tinsel]

course

[wheat comet]

This is the best argument

[timber terrace]

For her very long and cold greatsword

[wheat comet]

Sounds like a steal to be honest

[jaunty tinsel]

long and hard

tarnished warrior

[timber terrace]

Didst thou fight

[timber terrace]

Spurned by the grace of gold

[wheat comet]

Enough courtesy I given have

[hot dome]

alright yoda

[jaunty tinsel]

alas i am returned to be granted audience once more

[timber terrace]

Grandpa didn't take his meds again so he now fights as hoarah loux

[wheat comet]

Calling me old or smth

[jaunty tinsel]

upon my name as godfrey, the first elden lord

[timber terrace]

Erm actually dragonlord wad the real first elden lord 🤓 👆

[lunar kelp]

@terramag

[jaunty tinsel]

no dragon propaganda here

[lunar kelp]

rip

[wheat comet]

How you know the title of "Elden Lord" existed during that time period 🤓

[timber terrace]

Fools

I know everything

[wheat comet]

This guy ain't Gideon

[jaunty tinsel]

are you gideon?

[timber terrace]

But I don't know math

[hot dome]

9+10

[jaunty tinsel]

21

[timber terrace]

21

[wheat comet]

Obviously

[timber terrace]

I forgot I was fighting asgore while his banger music is playing

[lunar kelp]

19

🐱

[wheat comet]

This guy's dumb as hell

[timber terrace]

Oh wait I know

[jaunty tinsel]

well yeah he is a shrimp

[timber terrace]

556

[lunar kelp]

hey >:(

[timber terrace]

Dont worry

[hot dome]

🐱

[timber terrace]

Your just lower than me

[wheat comet]

Nevermind, that's pretty smart for a crustaceans

[timber terrace]

In iq

Like me 🤤

[lunar kelp]

mrrp

[timber terrace]

Dragonlord plaxidusax like I said I know everything

[wheat comet]

That's it, I'm taking away your 3rd dimension

[timber terrace]

He is a dragon

That's all

[hot dome]

mrreow :3

[lunar kelp]

meow meow

[hot dome]

ruff

[wheat comet]

What the hell is going on in Shibuya

[timber terrace]

Who also battled against bayle

[jaunty tinsel]

everyone knows this

[timber terrace]

Nuh uh

[wheat comet]

You know who else battled against Bayle?

[timber terrace]

The true drake warrior and igon

Curse you bayleeee

[wheat comet]

It's more rhetorical but yeah, sure.

[timber terrace]

I can't say it in caps

[lunar kelp]

since when do cats ruff

[narrow brook]

Me because I am him

[hot dome]

ones raised by dogs 🐶

[timber terrace]

True

[lunar kelp]

mmm true

[hot dome]

ive seen cats pant because they were just raised by dogs

[lunar kelp]

ive seen that before

its adorable

[wheat comet]

I haven't, I can't see, I'm blind

[lunar kelp]

my condolences

[wheat comet]

Y'know it's actually really hurtful for all of you people who can see, so I think I'm just going to take your eyes

[jaunty tinsel]

then how are you on discord?

[hot dome]

Alexander watch your back

[wheat comet]

I got lost

[lunar kelp]

@hot dome too many

[fathom moat]

@jaunty tinsel greetings

[jaunty tinsel]

dont you say that to the glorious iron fist alexander

[jaunty tinsel]

wtf you dont even play elden ring

[fringe nebula]

can someone help me pls? im stuck lol:3

[hot dome]

the glorious iron fist gets stuck in the ground every game that guys a fraud

[wheat comet]

You should lowk execute them

[jaunty tinsel]

yes

[wheat comet]

Like in Elden Ring right

[jaunty tinsel]

@fathom moat fraud

[fringe nebula]

yes ofc lol

[fathom moat]

huh

[jaunty tinsel]

where are you stuck?

[wheat comet]

The washing machine

[jaunty tinsel]

execution date?

[jaunty tinsel]

no im good

[fathom moat]

1945

[fringe nebula]

im using a bloodhouns fang ever since the start lol and im on radagon and i feel like i do next to no damage lol

[wheat comet]

Hi good I'm dad

[hot dome]

what level is your weapon

[jaunty tinsel]

dad?

[wheat comet]

Have you tried upgrading your weapon

[fringe nebula]

7+

[wheat comet]

No sorry.

[jaunty tinsel]

do you have the milk yet?

[hot dome]

level it up more

[fathom moat]

hi

[hot dome]

you should easily be able to max it to +10 considering youre on the final boss

[jaunty tinsel]

fraud, buy elden peak then come back

[fathom moat]

why is the tutorial bot broken

[sage relic]

gojo beats thragg

[wheat comet]

Maybe

[gray smelt]

use faith weapons, it'll help

[fringe nebula]

yeah but im using the blood enchant thingy and i never bleed him even after like 20 hits

[fathom moat]

hell no

[sage relic]

its not a maybe he does

[fringe nebula]

rly? but i dont have any i think

[wheat comet]

fraud

[stoic iron]

radagon is immune to bleed

[jaunty tinsel]

ban this fool

[fringe nebula]

what?!?!?

[fathom moat]

why can I only see messages that ping me

[stoic iron]

yeah

[wheat comet]

It kind of depends on plenty of different factors

[hot dome]

radagon cant bleed yeah

[fringe nebula]

thats crazy

[blissful elm]

bloodhouns on radagon is insane work

[fringe nebula]

uhm sp faith right?

[sage relic]

like what

[wheat comet]

He's lowkey made of rocks

[blissful elm]

did he get the bleed 😔

[stoic iron]

hes weak to fire so yea

[lunar kelp]

you cant bleed ash

[fringe nebula]

oh yeah didnt think abt that😭

[hot dome]

not with that attitude

[stoic iron]

omg old member

[grizzled basalt]

Hello everyone

[wheat comet]

Like if Gojo has the firepower or speed to even hurt/hit him

[lean gate]

no

[fathom moat]

broken ahh server

[lunar kelp]

what attitude do i need to have.

[blissful elm]

bro never reads😔

[lunar kelp]

hallo

[hot dome]

a determined one

[lunar kelp]

im cro

[fringe nebula]

alr thanks guys have fun, ill try using river of blood lol since it has fire damage i think. baiiiii:3

[jaunty tinsel]

then leave the server, maybe you didnt put in the right server settings when you joined

[sage relic]

infinite void + hollow purple bye bye thragg

[lunar kelp]

mm not physically possible.

[scarlet wolf]

Hello little buddies

How are yall little guys doing

[blissful elm]

why you trying to bleed radagon😭

[wheat comet]

I don't need to bring up the fact that Thragg flew through an entire planet and tore off a guys head

[fringe nebula]

cus i dont want to change my stats and someone said fire does alot of damage😽

[blissful elm]

you just need to unga banga and use greatsword

[wheat comet]

Infinite Void is a domain with a barrier, so Thragg could just avoid it if he knows it's coming

[scarlet wolf]

Greataword is for BUMS

[ebon forge]

NO

[blissful elm]

so like every other weapon in the game right?

[ebon forge]

greatsword is for the legends ugs is for cavemen

[scarlet wolf]

Im talking about that specific guts greatsword

[blissful elm]

bro want you to use lvl 1 club on radagon to call it a game

[sage relic]

gojo just has to wait for him to get close

[scarlet wolf]

Club is actually a really good weapob

[blissful elm]

but rivers is the real brain dead wp😔

[hazy sand]

I support this statement I hate it so much

[wheat comet]

Like I said, Thragg is fast

[scarlet wolf]

Rivers of blood is harder playthrough than greatsword

[hazy sand]

Not even the best katana

[scarlet wolf]

See? Thats why youre popular and everybody including me loves you

[hazy sand]

:o

[sage relic]

and the planet thing is stupid its thragg vs gojo no thragg vs planet

[blissful elm]

they both use the same buttom that is R2 wtf is diffrent

[tardy kernel]

there is worse tbh

[tardy kernel]

both are simple

[wheat comet]

Thragg flew through the planet, very, very, fast

[lunar kelp]

shrimple

[blissful elm]

let me guess moonblade?

[stoic iron]

its clamplicated

[scarlet wolf]

Greatsword staggers like every second
Rivers of blood is ahhh against a few bosses that cant bleed

[hazy sand]

No just the basic uchi lol

[lunar kelp]

hehehehehe

[wheat comet]

Thragg's not going to touch Gojo cause of infinity, but I don't know if Gojo can kill Thragg

[tardy kernel]

spongebob beats both anyway

[blissful elm]

rivers dmg has more value than the bleed tf you mean

[stoic iron]

soongebob

[modern vector]

most chars solo jjk verse

[wheat comet]

That's kinda true

[tardy kernel]

code name

[scarlet wolf]

Rivers damage isnt thaaat crazy boo

[sage relic]

he just needs to catch him in the domain lowk

[hexed kernel]

what is maliketh's black blade for

[wheat comet]

Catching him is the problem

[scarlet wolf]

Great sword is worse than rob 😠

[tardy kernel]

l2 spam vs l2 spam both are braindead

[jaunty tinsel]

yeah rivers been nerfed a lot

[tardy kernel]

you can argue rivers has more dps but gs has dpi and pdps

[modern vector]

blasphemous blade's dmg is so good its bad, i did morgott first try in a few hits

[scarlet wolf]

God should strike me down if i ever fw greatswords 😠

[jaunty tinsel]

holy damage greatsword

[modern vector]

greatswords are good but so slow

[tardy kernel]

mainly physical

[hazy sand]

Looking cool

[tardy kernel]

and mainly scales w str

[jaunty tinsel]

yeah but the skill does split holy/phys

[blissful elm]

trash vs garage ahh matchup

[tardy kernel]

mainly physical

[wheat comet]

Why argue about greatswords, if you like them use them, if you don't then don't

[scarlet wolf]

Very wise

[sage relic]

yeah

[wheat comet]

What we should REALLY be arguing about is Ranni ending or Fenzied Flame ending

[tardy kernel]

both stink

[jaunty tinsel]

which one is your fav then?

[wheat comet]

I expected there to be at least one person to say something like this

[teal geode]

Hope for everyone vs kill the universe

[hot dome]

ranni ending because you get to marry ranni

[tardy kernel]

dont rlly have one tbh

[blissful elm]

magic build

[tardy kernel]

rannis has a cool cutscene but i dislike her character

[brazen shuttle]

Ah yes the worst ending for the universe or the best ending for the universe

[wheat comet]

I'm the opposite, I like them both

[scarlet wolf]

I love me my lesbian mummy
The word m o m m y is BANNRD?

[jaunty tinsel]

in terms of endings

[brazen shuttle]

Nothing changes based on your gender so she's closer to bi or pan probably, not that Miyazaki would've thought about that

[blissful elm]

frienzy flame so i can burn that fkin torrent

[scarlet wolf]

Oh yea i mean i guess

[teal geode]

They did think about it in previous games so

[brazen shuttle]

True actually

[signal briar]

Is there any trick to finding bosses?

[teal geode]

Ranni is meant to like both I suppose

[brazen shuttle]

DS3 the worst one coz ur forced to be straight 💔

[jaunty tinsel]

for every time the fall damage killed me he deserves to die

[signal briar]

I am traveling every where and the only bosses I meet are to hard for me

[nova matrix]

She only cares that your gender is lord

[signal briar]

I ain’t making enough runes to level up

[jaunty tinsel]

skill issue

[nova matrix]

Lord consort

[blissful elm]

i think its never was made for you then😔

[lunar kelp]

scoliosispilled

[karmic elbow]

how do i get blaidd to be in mistwood cus hes not there

[wheat comet]

Miquella only cares if your gender is related

[scarlet wolf]

Guys ranni has FOUR HANDS

[brazen shuttle]

Yeah I'm jus kidding anyway, my least favourite is ds1

[hot dome]

gotta do a specific emote, forgor which one tho

[signal briar]

It’s my first souls game and play through

[hot dome]

4 ring fingers, 4 marriages

[karmic elbow]

not to get him down, how do i make him appear there

[signal briar]

Y’all is there ever gonna be something like Elden ring again

[teal geode]

He’s there by default

[scarlet wolf]

NHAHH SHE aint like that

[jaunty tinsel]

yeah i know the feeling, i took 20 hours to beat margit

[karmic elbow]

but hes not there

[teal geode]

Unless you’ve progressed Ranni’s quest

[scarlet wolf]

4 hands for me

[signal briar]

Took me 2 hours

[karmic elbow]

i havent even seen ranni

[halcyon kernel]

Hi Best

[jaunty tinsel]

nice

[teal geode]

Have you fought radahn

[blissful elm]

nah bro you had gwyndolin it shoudlve be top 1

[teal geode]

Hay

[halcyon kernel]

Hive guards now have ap4 💀

[brazen shuttle]

Transmasc allegory icon 💜

[teal geode]

We just making the game worse and worse huh

[halcyon kernel]

They did have their health reduced by a lot tho so they are squishy at least

Tho I am concerned about sentries

[blissful elm]

anor lando at its peak thx for them

😔

[hot dome]

anor lando norris

[hexed kernel]

guys how do I walk?

[hot dome]

W

[blissful elm]

i hope they shot you with the greatbow

[wheat comet]

Have you had your dose of complete social isolation yet?

[hot dome]

I eated the arrows

[blissful elm]

at the bonefire ofc you did

[wispy bison]

meow

[hot dome]

meow 🐱

[lunar kelp]

mreow

[jaunty tinsel]

@hot dome too many emojis

[blissful elm]

no shi are those free ekittens calling for me

[hot dome]

@jaunty tinsel that link is not allowed

[wheat comet]

Show them how you pheromonemax

[blissful elm]

ima take good care of you come here

[wheat comet]

[scarlet wolf]

😝

[wheat comet]

Can you toss a 100000 kiloton nuclear bomb at them

[scarlet wolf]

At who

[wheat comet]

Everyone

[scarlet wolf]

I can try hugging

[lunar kelp]

100000 krilloton nuclear bomb

[outer gate]

no nuclear warfare in genchat

[lunar kelp]

aw man

[wheat comet]

We've tried hugs, we've tried "talking it out" now is the time for true action

[hot dome]

literally 1923 or whatever

[lunar kelp]

lmao

[outer gate]

Trench shotguns are allowed

[scarlet wolf]

Nono
Nono
No
😊

[lunar bluff]

hello

[lunar kelp]

the germans aint gonna like dat

[nova matrix]

Trenchsweepers are all the honest man needs

[scarlet wolf]

Why is it about warfare all of a sudden

[wheat comet]

Heathens, the whole lot

[nova matrix]

Idk, I'm just playing project zomboid and shooting zombies with a trench sweeper

[scarlet wolf]

What

[blissful elm]

warframe slop again

[hexed kernel]

yeah for basically forever

[wheat comet]

Twin

[scarlet wolf]

You are the love you give not the love you receive

[twilit hedge]

i passed my biology exam i am now a master of the bioligicismalisms

[wheat comet]

Yeah that makes sense

[scarlet wolf]

Thanks

[wheat comet]

What's the powerhouse of the cell tough guy

[scarlet wolf]

Mitochondtia

[twilit hedge]

the uhhhhh

cytoplasm i think

[scarlet wolf]

Miochondria

[outer gate]

e=mc²

[wheat comet]

That's not quite right, send this one to the cleansing vat

[scarlet wolf]

MITO

[hot dome]

how can letters equal other letters that doesnt make sense

[twilit hedge]

I do not care, I passed my Exam and I will most likely never touch Biology again. It has no benefit to me except passing my education, Fire Giant Fire Giant.

[wheat comet]

x+y=z

[hot dome]

you just made that up

[wheat comet]

Yeah a lil

[outer gate]

imagine a burger

[wheat comet]

Had me at burger

[hot dome]

🤤

[outer gate]

mmmm

[twilit hedge]

did he just say his last name

was burger??

[timber terrace]

Mmmm

[scarlet wolf]

Do you come with fries?

[wheat comet]

No he said it was imagine

[scarlet wolf]

Is his second name cheese? 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[fathom moat]

@jaunty tinsel guess who's back

and now the tutorial bot works

[scarlet wolf]

Evan ? BURGER?

[jaunty tinsel]

ok but now buy the game

[twilit hedge]

eminem

[fathom moat]

and I can see messages

[timber terrace]

I was thinking of that as well

[fathom moat]

how much is it

[blissful elm]

old ahh joke 😔

[lean kindle]

BURGER!?

[wheat comet]

makin me blush

[jaunty tinsel]

59.99 but usually below 40 on sales

its worth it

[scarlet wolf]

HOW?

[scarlet wolf]

Burgerrr?? 😨

[wheat comet]

I'm dehydrated

[scarlet wolf]

BUDDY we aint done. Dont make me angry or ill turn yo into a burger

[lunar kelp]

fries are good

[scarlet wolf]

That makes you blush?

[blissful elm]

its your chance bro @scarlet wolf

[lunar kelp]

i like when they kinda soft

[scarlet wolf]

Bub id get to drinkin

[wheat comet]

Who's chance?

[scarlet wolf]

How whst

[fathom moat]

imma pass on this one

[wheat comet]

Water is for nerds lowkey

[hot dome]

nah I want a good crispy skin on em

[lean gate]

im back

[jaunty tinsel]

why, too broke?

[fathom moat]

no

[twilit hedge]

Ok

[lean gate]

what are we debating

[fathom moat]

got more than enough for it

[lunar kelp]

im weird i know

[jaunty tinsel]

then buy it

[blissful elm]

couldve rizzed but its over now

[fathom moat]

I just dont think ill like it

[jaunty tinsel]

then refund it

[lunar kelp]

you can have all my crispy fries if u want

[scarlet wolf]

COULDVE rizzed 🤣 🙏 🙏

[lean gate]

soft fries solo btw

[hot dome]

at maccies we once had a guy who would ask us to cook the fries for 30 seconds extra

[scarlet wolf]

Lets drink gamer water

[fathom moat]

nuh

[lean gate]

dxvl try to have a goood take (impossible)

[jaunty tinsel]

you can refund on steam if you play less than 2 hrs

[wheat comet]

Now you're talkin my language

[blissful elm]

do it

[lunar kelp]

is that a lot?

[hot dome]

(very possible(happens all the time))

[lean gate]

it never happens

[jaunty tinsel]

you mean rannis water

[scarlet wolf]

Sigma gamer water

[fathom moat]

no acid water

[lean gate]

dr pepper drinker..

[hot dome]

they get cooked for 2 minutes so its an extra 25% cooking time

[wheat comet]

[lean kindle]

[scarlet wolf]

Youre right
Guys id actually do stuff to her if shes married

[lunar kelp]

oh.

[jaunty tinsel]

[fathom moat]

this server so laggy I cant see ppl in the memberlist

[wheat comet]

Oh my god, I'm gonna break your neck and drink your contents

[hot dome]

hed also order a hamburger with no seasoning

[jaunty tinsel]

i would burn the world

[lunar kelp]

osu! and overwatch player? i think they might be right...

[scarlet wolf]

Id eat ranni

[lean gate]

thats something u would do

[lunar kelp]

psycho

[jaunty tinsel]

same

[hot dome]

brah, respect me please

[blissful elm]

never been more dry than that

[scarlet wolf]

🤞

[hot dome]

i forgot they were on my profile

[lean gate]

im just saying ur tastebuds are... diffrent

[hot dome]

haven't played osu in a few weeks anyway

[lunar kelp]

😼

[outer gate]

Pencil or liquid eyeliner for today

[lunar kelp]

overwatch tho

[wheat comet]

But you used to bully me in elementary school

[scarlet wolf]

Pencil

[lunar kelp]

liquid

[hot dome]

I only play it when they're handing out lootboxes

[wheat comet]

Enriched uranium

[outer gate]

at an impass

[lunar kelp]

gambling addict

[blissful elm]

you aint getting that mercy skin

[lunar kelp]

do you have different colors of liquid

[hot dome]

mercy is cheeks anyway I dont play her

[outer gate]

I have black, that's it

[wheat comet]

Yeah, what flavors we got

[outer gate]

I plan to get sparkly silver soon though

[lunar kelp]

you could do smokey eye with black eyeliner pencil and do some wing with the liquid

[hot dome]

you dont understand how much ow1 I played just for the lootboxes

[blissful elm]

kiri or juno

[hot dome]

both

[lunar kelp]

i like mixing eyeshadow with eyeliner

[blissful elm]

i knew it

[outer gate]

perchance
I have to leave soon so I wasn't gonna do anything fancy, just quick wings

[wheat comet]

Might as well have just gone to a casino

[hot dome]

I do also like ana

[lunar kelp]

youd love cs then

[wheat comet]

Pencil maybe

[lunar kelp]

perchance

[hot dome]

probably not my aim is awful

[outer gate]

perchance

[wheat comet]

mayhaps

[blissful elm]

i already know your dps choices too

[hot dome]

perchappenstance

[lunar kelp]

eyeshadow is easier than eyeliner ngl

[hot dome]

have a guess

[lunar kelp]

i hate when they arent even

[hot dome]

I dont play a lot of dps tho

[outer gate]

I need to get some eyeshadow

[lunar kelp]

yessss

[wheat comet]

"aren't" isn't even

[hot dome]

oh yeah I also play a lot of brig on supp

[lunar kelp]

eyeshadow is so much fun

[blissful elm]

ashe widow even some of them like to play mcree i dont know why

[hot dome]

hell no

[lunar kelp]

um

[hot dome]

I used to main cassidy in ow1 but haven't touched him in years

I love to spam junkrat and bastion

[lunar kelp]

rat

[hot dome]

reapers fun too

[lunar kelp]

omg i use to main reaper

[wheat comet]

Still not even

[lunar kelp]

even steven

[wheat comet]

Perfection

[lunar kelp]

purrfection

[hot dome]

🐱

[lunar kelp]

🐱

[lean gate]

dumb cats

[lunar kelp]

rude

[wheat comet]

You ruined it, it's uneven now

[hot dome]

together we have an iq of 3 so take that back

[lunar kelp]

soz..

[lean gate]

u and shrimp?

[hot dome]

perchappenstance

[lean gate]

shrimp 1

[hot dome]

I need to expand perchappenstance what can we add

[lunar kelp]

purrchappenstance

[hot dome]

purrfect

[wheat comet]

uneven

[blissful elm]

is this the brainrot on this server?

[lunar kelp]

youre uneven!

[hot dome]

kinda

[lunar kelp]

yes

[wheat comet]

I like myself anyway

[lunar kelp]

we have cats for brains

[lunar kelp]

good.

[lean gate]

guys you know whats crazy

[wheat comet]

That's even.

[lunar kelp]

you should love yourself meow

[hot dome]

2 brain cells both fighting for 3rd

[blissful elm]

weird choice of brainrot

[reef verge]

I'll hex u, I'll profess u.

[halcyon kernel]

Hello

[reef verge]

You'll be begging for me to come hex u

[lean gate]

bye

[lunar kelp]

rats

[lean gate]

no

[silk maple]

Hex noed

[lunar kelp]

rats make me crazy

[wheat comet]

Explode

[lean gate]

be quiet shrimp

ngl i could beat up 5 shrimps at once

[halcyon kernel]

Protein tubes with that white sauce?

[blissful elm]

tf are they saying?

[wheat comet]

Only five? I could take at least 6

[lunar kelp]

i could take on 5 shrimps at once

[lean gate]

ur a shrimp urself

[lean gate]

i could take 7

[wheat comet]

That's impressive

[wheat comet]

That's a lie

[lean gate]

fine

i could take like 6 orr..

8

[wheat comet]

[lunar kelp]

no

[wheat comet]

Walking a fine line there.

[hot dome]

seem to be missing a number in between

[halcyon kernel]

Why not a whole army?

[lean gate]

7

[halcyon kernel]

Hi dxvl

[lunar kelp]

shush you

[blissful elm]

why tf would you take 5 at once😭

[lean gate]

67

[hot dome]

hi fatigue

[wheat comet]

That's like a lot of shrimp

[strange flax]

i got dark souls 3 as my least favorite dark souls game

[hot dome]

😿

[halcyon kernel]

How u?

[lunar kelp]

because i can do it

[lean gate]

shrimp is weak

[hot dome]

bored at work as per, wbu

[lunar kelp]

sorry twin

[lean gate]

go work

[lunar kelp]

slackers

[hot dome]

😸

[wheat comet]

As pur you say

[lean gate]

im on my break

[sleek shuttle]

No way man, I solved the question correctly thrn saw my friend paper by mistake in thought i did a mistake

I changed my answer, turns out my answer was correct 😂 , now 6 marks gone

[hot dome]

theres nothing to do rn

[jaunty tinsel]

@hot dome too many emojis

[hot dome]

mwah

[lean gate]

clean the toilet

[hot dome]

im an IT guy mate, unless its a smart toilet

[wheat comet]

Eat a sandwich

[sleek shuttle]

Mwah , am crying

[halcyon kernel]

Pretty neutral just waiting for time to pass

[lean gate]

omg me too

[hot dome]

nooo you got this king i belive in you

[wheat comet]

Perhaps feeling fatigued?

[hot dome]

same, wanna get back and carry on my er run

[lunar kelp]

purrhaps

[halcyon kernel]

Always

Got some sleep tho this time

[lean gate]

be quiet shrimp

[wheat comet]

Ts sadder than the titanic

[halcyon kernel]

Getting bad sleep not fun

[lunar kelp]

never!

[lean gate]

shrimp

ik u get bullied at school

[hot dome]

purrtentialchappenstance

[lean gate]

bro somethng smells so nice

[lunar kelp]

its 4 am i will be quite meow methinks

[wheat comet]

My bad

[lunar kelp]

this is peak.

[lean gate]

i said nice not bad

[wheat comet]

My nice

[halcyon kernel]

I got back into ER recently and did a dragon cultist build

Its so fun

[lunar kelp]

no

everyone love me

[hot dome]

mayhapurrtentialchappenstance

[lean gate]

to bully

[wheat comet]

💥

[hot dome]

currently trying a rl1 +0 no aux run

[halcyon kernel]

Oh damn good luck

[hot dome]

its mostly just how long can you dodge a boss until you slip up once

[wheat comet]

Bad luck

[lunar kelp]

if you keep this up i think you might tear a hole in spacetime..

[lean gate]

whats no aux

[lunar kelp]

nuh uh

[blissful elm]

i came here cuz my lie meter broke what happened?

[hot dome]

nah ive hit the limit here

[wheat comet]

When did opposite day stop being a thing

[hot dome]

no auxiliary effects like bleed or rot

so no weapons that do bleed damage

[lunar kelp]

its been broken

[lean gate]

so only iron balls

[hot dome]

broadsword works

[lean gate]

no.