general-discussion

[nova matrix]

Left and right arrow key per google

Fill every slot and mash them

Revel in armaments

Then unfill every slot because thats alot of added weight

[round hare]

hi

[empty forum]

oh, do people usually play this game on console?

[rare coral]

on a gamepad yes

[arctic frost]

Controllers usually even on PC. And if you do stick to m&k, the defaults are pretty bad.

[nova matrix]

Or a controller through steam, but keyboard players exist

[empty forum]

aight, I might need controller then

[nova matrix]

Like said the defaults are often found awk and rebound

I've heard its much better after you rebind

[arctic frost]

ER is fine on keyboard too, but rebinding is a MUST

[empty forum]

rebind?

[nova matrix]

You change the key assignments to something more comfortable

[arctic frost]

Change which button controls which action

[nova matrix]

So you may change weapon swap to q and e instead of arrow keys

Trying to weapon swap mid combat with arrow keys seems like hell

Mouse wheel is an option too

[empty forum]

in my case, Q means go back, and E means OK

idk, I don't think I'm ready to swap weapons. I'll prefer simple mode only

I can't even get the weapons right

[nova matrix]

Lowkey, at efficient play you dont weapon swap like that anyway

You flip through your inventory directly and equip right to active slot lol

[arctic frost]

Go to settings and change the controls anyway broski, default is borderline unplayable

[nova matrix]

Its just very sweaty

[elfin cobalt]

Can someone please DM me a list of bosses I shouldve beat before the fire Giant, what lvl I should be, and etc, I just fought him and I think I might be underprepared

[empty forum]

there seems to be no way though

[arctic frost]

What level are you

[arctic frost]

There definitely is

[elfin cobalt]

100 on the dot

[empty forum]

it's just mouse adjusting sensitivity

[arctic frost]

Look around a bit more

Different tab

[arctic frost]

That's good, weapon upgrade level?

[elfin cobalt]

I got a +19 Nagakiba

[hushed zinc]

Yo should i change to dark moon greatsword rn im using nagakiba and rivers of blood and i do ok damage

Idk if moonlight greatsword is good

[arctic frost]

I think that could've maybe been a little higher by now, but you'll get upgrade mats in the next zone too so, you're alright

[elfin cobalt]

ok

[arctic frost]

It's very good, use what you find more fun

[empty forum]

oh I found it. It says I could press left/right arrow keys, or ctrl + mouse scroll to switch armament but it doesn't seem to do anything - it only change the selection.

[arctic frost]

I don't understand. Wdym it only changes the selection? Which left and right hand slots do you have weapons in?
That might be the control to two hand a weapon instead

[hushed zinc]

Idk what stats i should have to make it op tho

[crisp idol]

Is the great katana a good weapon? I’m thinking about making it +25

[nova matrix]

Yes

[crisp idol]

Or for funsies make 2 clubs +25 and put bleed and ice on them to dual wield 😂

[arctic frost]

Look at the scaling letters for each stat
But stats alone won't make it OP, talismans and the special flask and various buffs are usually all at play for insane dmg

[arctic frost]

Yes

[hushed zinc]

Are there any good talismans that arent dlc?

[arctic frost]

Yes ofc

If you want to use DMGS, you want int and str. Boost magic damage, skill damage, charged attack and charged skill damage.

[outer gate]

you wouldn't be levelling strength

[crisp idol]

There’s a talisman that boosts charged skill and magic damage

[crimson fog]

so we all hate ranni here or nah

[crisp idol]

Forgot what it’s called

[outer gate]

The projectile scales purely with int, and the actual weapon hitbox has reduced MV's so there's no value

there should be a well optimised DMGS setup in #1329521082054475796

[crisp idol]

Wait does blood loss proc separately if I dual wield 2 weapons both with bleed?

[arctic frost]

No

[empty forum]

I was referring to the default key bindings. If I press arrow keys, it only changes the selection while on the Inventory. What I usually do is click the slot, and select weapon, in my case two swords but I have to select 3rd and 2nd slot in order to equip it.

[crisp idol]

Naurrrrr

[molten lichen]

Hello, I am new to Elden Ring... If my Arcane is very high, do status effects I inflict build up faster? Like poison and rot weapons?

[woven sonnet]

bananas are the best fruit/berry

[outer gate]

If the weapon has arcane scaling, then any bleed/poison will scale

[arctic frost]

Put both of the weapons in 1st slot. Close inventory. Then press whatever button says it controls "swap left / right hand armament"

[crisp idol]

Wait is there a scarlet rot ash of war or whatever it’s called? Like can I imbue my weapon solely with rot without the need of foods like blood loss and ice?

[wispy bison]

haircut today

[outer gate]

rot and frost don't scale with arcane, and there are no weapons with sleep/madness that can have arcane scaling

[woven sonnet]

haircut review

[molten lichen]

Ok thank you!

[arctic frost]

Nope, there are only a few weapons with innate rot.

[crisp idol]

Guess I’ll do blood loss and poison then for my twin clubs, jajajajaja

[empty forum]

oh I finally did it. I moved the weapons on first slots and I have to press arrow keys while not on Inventory

[molten lichen]

Romina has a rot weapon

[arctic frost]

Yeah, nice

[empty forum]

it's so unintuitive!

[crisp idol]

The spear?

[arctic frost]

Yeah lol, the controls and UI need some getting used to if it's your first Souls game. Especially on keyboard defaults.

[raven fern]

H

[wispy bison]

i will look ugly on it

[crisp idol]

Hi

[raven fern]

Hello, individual

[woven sonnet]

nuh uh

[outer gate]

hooray !

[empty forum]

yeah, this is definitely my first time playing this kind of game, and I'm just forcing myself to play it. It's also so hard.

[woven sonnet]

w pronouns

[raven fern]

do I have pronouns

[woven sonnet]

you said "hello individual"

[raven fern]

oh yes, I love every individual here

[round hare]

bald fade with a bowl cut please

[woven sonnet]

elden ring

[thick void]

how to

[raven fern]

That’s true

[woven sonnet]

"Fort, night"

[raven fern]

Mist or beast

[woven sonnet]

finger

[raven fern]

but

[wispy bison]

im getting a wolf cut

[raven fern]

Omg 😻

[round hare]

christ

[thick void]

Dog

[woven sonnet]

beast clergyman is still kicking my but bro

[woven sonnet]

amazing chest ahead

[raven fern]

I like the thrust attack he does that always misses

[thick void]

ahhh takes me back to the og dark souls times

i was 3 playing dark souls

beautiful game indeed what a nostalgia

[outer gate]

🐺

[woven sonnet]

i saw a message once that said "no path ahead" on a wall and the wall ended up being illusery

[raven fern]

I was born after 1912

[wispy bison]

what about him

[thick void]

i saw an opposite
but thats quite common

[raven fern]

Christ is trying to contact you through a discord user

[thick void]

these damn players, always tricking me

[loud rose]

Dark souls 2 but everytime you got hit you open a crate in csgo

[woven sonnet]

its funny\

[woven sonnet]

elden ring but everytime you dodge you take a shot

[thick void]

and its all blue

[wispy bison]

i wonder what he wants

[thick void]

also its cs2 now get with the times unc

[raven fern]

donate all your money to a local church so the priest can have a new car

[wispy bison]

no i just got my first money ever, and i gave some to my best friend so she can eat real food

[raven fern]

that’s so kawaii

[wispy bison]

an investment

[raven fern]

I used to give money to people too… I was a fool

[woven sonnet]

elden ring but everytime i dodge i have to play an entire match of cs but everytime i die in cs i have to beat all of shadow of the collosas, but everytime i kill a collosas i have to play the entirety of bloodborne but every piece of health i gain from the rally system i have to play an entire match of elden ring nightreign

[wispy bison]

when she becomes a famous punk singer i will beg her money

[raven fern]

I feel like you’re lying, you’re 25-30 year old coded

[arctic frost]

Yeah, definitely harder on-boarding than your usual popular action game / RPG, but Elden Ring is open world and has a lot of ways and items to make it easier, so you might want to look up some beginner guides if you're struggling.

[raven fern]

I don’t know how to explain what I said

[thick veldt]

ELDEN RING but everytime i die i have to murder someone irl

[raven fern]

I’m in love with Mary Jane, im not the only one

[spare spear]

Ive finally decided to go with a strength + faith or just faith build for when I replay elden ring after exams, any good faith weapons other than BB I’m not using that

[arctic frost]

Many

[woven sonnet]

eldem rimg but everytime i move i must do gangnum style

[woven sonnet]

we coding ages now?

ight guys i have to concede. i need help.

maliketh is taking my lunch money rn and idk where im going wrong.

what is a greatsword i can use that doesnt have that high of stats

or conversely is there a talisman that boosts strength

[pastel cove]

elren ring is my favorite hideo kojima game

[woven sonnet]

"angry goku gif"

[harsh wharf]

PLUH

[arctic frost]

Very 15-20 year old coded

[undone dust]

I just found out gostoc is the one to close the door behind you in stormveil Castle

[untold rover]

melania... 💀

[dull fog]

Yo I got a question

Could someone give me their opinion

What's better Nightreign or Elden Ring dlc

[tardy kernel]

2 completely different styles

doesnt make sense to compare them

[atomic tapir]

Whatever you want to play.

Entirely different game
Extension of exisiting game

[dull fog]

Yeah but what do y'all think is better

[atomic tapir]

DLC if Elden ring is you’re first souls game,

Nr if you’ve played the others

[dull fog]

Okay

[atomic tapir]

Just cause nr is completely different where as dlc is just an extension of what you’ve already played

[hushed zinc]

I got it to +9 what talismans should i use?

[atomic tapir]

What weapon

[hushed zinc]

Moonlight greatsword

[sweet quiver]

Hello Im newbie this game. Today is my first playing Erdtree and trying to beat the first boss "Death Knight". He has insta kill move and even I know, i cannot dodge. Is it anyway to kill him or im not strong enough?

[still basalt]

Oh are u talking about his grab?

[sweet quiver]

That is. And after that he can heal

[still basalt]

Ok u gotta play passive against him because of that move

Don’t be overly agressive otherwise he’ll kill you

[woven sonnet]

bloodhound blade

[sweet quiver]

Must I use Shield?, I tried to dodge but He always got me.

[round hare]

I could probably take on radahn ngl

[meager ridge]

I fear i might not be able to solo messmer

[atomic tapir]

Shard of Alexander/ warrior jar shard
Magic scorpion charm
Dragoncrest great shield
2 hand sword tali,
Godfrey icon, ritual sword

[still basalt]

Well I’m pretty sure the grab goes through shields but the shield thing could make you play move defensively

[drowsy elbow]

Lmao i dodged the DTS’s lighting wave and went behind the hitbox allowing it to hit me again. Well dam that was unlucky.

[hushed zinc]

But is godfrey icon dlc?

If it is then i cant get it

[wispy bison]

no

idot

[atomic tapir]

Nah, Altus

[drowsy elbow]

Godfrey icon is from the budget Godrick right?

[trim juniper]

gor what now?

[atomic tapir]

Golden lineage evergaol iirc

[trim juniper]

he's a kin of godrick yea

[hushed zinc]

What ab 2 hand?

[wispy bison]

watching a video of some guy who was yelling at a disabled lady begging for money on a bus telling her to get a job, they ended up kicking him off the bus lmao

[atomic tapir]

Yeah

[drowsy elbow]

I forgot how to spell the bastards name lol

Thanks for the catch

[atomic tapir]

DLC

[trim juniper]

almost got banned there

[hushed zinc]

I sadly cant get the shard bc my alexander fcking died

[drowsy elbow]

How strict is this servers moderation?

[atomic tapir]

“Warrior jar shard”

[trim juniper]

you can use warrior jar dropped upon his death

which is just slightly weaker

[trim juniper]

they've been purging expert roles left and right

[atomic tapir]

10% vs 15% if that’s your next question

[hushed zinc]

He died bc i didnt find him near jarburg

[trim juniper]

ok not gonna talk about that here 🤫

[atomic tapir]

Mvd ban speedrun

[trim juniper]

why did you think he died?

[atomic tapir]

I’ll start the timer.

[hushed zinc]

He wasnt there

[atomic tapir]

aaaaannnddd gooooo

[trim juniper]

that doesn't mean he died, check elsewhere

[atomic tapir]

He’s alive. Go find him

[drowsy elbow]

Elaborate. Ive been in this server for ages just only just started talking in it.

[hushed zinc]

It was just a empty hole

[hushed zinc]

Where thoo

[atomic tapir]

You’ve been here 2 weeks

[atomic tapir]

Have you fought radahn

[hushed zinc]

Yes

[atomic tapir]

He’s there

In the arena. Eating some dead homies

[last crow]

who

[atomic tapir]

The goat

[hardy drift]

Who evil rn

[hushed zinc]

I already found him there

[last crow]

milk

[atomic tapir]

did you exhaust his dialogue

[hazy sand]

Always

[trim juniper]

began when an expert got demoted for leaking a small nightreign patch note minutes before the release
then things escalated when one got banned because of "catfishing"
things escalated further and several got banned

[hushed zinc]

Yeah

[atomic tapir]

He’s at mt gelmir

[wispy bison]

im hungry

[hardy drift]

Nooo :(

[last crow]

the resident

[trim juniper]

some left as well

[hushed zinc]

Where

[hardy drift]

Same

[trim juniper]

eat an espinas

[hardy drift]

Yucky

[wispy bison]

whgat

[drowsy elbow]

Yeah sounds about right lol

[trim juniper]

espinas

[drowsy elbow]

Idk how long

[atomic tapir]

Seek Azur

You’ll find Alexander in your journey

[last crow]

hail reaper

[wispy bison]

@hazy sand kier when should i brush my teeth

[hushed zinc]

Do i need to oil alexander up to get him out?

[wispy bison]

i just brushed my teeth but im hungry as hell and i gotta leave in 2 hours to go get my skincare and hair done, do i brush after eating? for bad breath, i dont wanna blow stinkbreath on the hair stylist

[hexed kernel]

everyone

[wispy bison]

god i wish toothpaste didnt taste so garbage

[hushed zinc]

I cant to moghwyn tho

[supple jay]

do not eat the toothpaste

[trim juniper]

😭

[trim juniper]

do you not have time to brush after eating?

[wispy bison]

yes but i just hate the taste of toothpaste

[supple jay]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-froge-you-alerted-the-frog-gif-12330504167489313531

[wispy bison]

why

[trim juniper]

hang on, you're eating toothpaste?

[atomic tapir]

Sumn like that

[supple jay]

LMAO

[atomic tapir]

Thank you for the alerts

[hushed zinc]

I killed the white masked guy

[deft stratus]

Dude just eat yogurt or sum sweet like that

[atomic tapir]

Good, now you gotta wait ages before you can access dlc

[wispy bison]

you can still go to the palace trough consecrated snowfield

[hushed zinc]

I dont have the dlc

[atomic tapir]

That’s fine then. Doesn’t mean much to you then

[wispy bison]

im hungry for real food, im gonna cook some chicken breast

[trim juniper]

i was thinking drinking water after washing but that would make you taste the toothpaste

[atomic tapir]

God I’m helpful,

Steamseed 🗣️ when’s my name turning blu

[trim juniper]

playstation

[potent temple]

Hai XD whats up

[atomic tapir]

I just want image perms 🫩

[atomic tapir]

Wat da helly,

[trim juniper]

what da belly

[supple jay]

Sup

[atomic tapir]

Broski be lurking in the darkness 😭

[potent temple]

No i just get pings when someone says my name XD

[supple jay]

LMAO

[last crow]

steamseed

[potent temple]

https://tenor.com/view/jaja-hahaha-run-running-running-away-gif-14097702707561656636

[atomic tapir]

Heads up, horrible idea announcing that in ercord

[last crow]

thank you i will indeed not notabuse it

[atomic tapir]

RIP your notis

[potent temple]

Everyone knows this LOL

Oh nooo i can just mute it

[atomic tapir]

Well I didn’t 😒

[trim juniper]

🤔

[potent temple]

or even better mute them for spam 😉

[atomic tapir]

Fr tho. Open dem goddam expert polls, I need me some image perms

I’m the community or whatever the saying is

[wispy bison]

u just wanna know when people are talking about u

[atomic tapir]

Idk anymore I’m just here to vibe

[deft stratus]

Guess you're not a Yogurt Male

[last crow]

Exactly

[potent temple]

yes but also if peeps have issues XD

[wispy bison]

im not a male

so no

[potent temple]

If i just wanted to know when peeps are talking about me id just use the search bar XD

[potent temple]

XD i do need to do that soon

[supple jay]

just be in the shadows 70% of the time like me and you're good

[last crow]

does logic have the same thing?

[noble rose]

is zipping still a thing?

[atomic tapir]

Sen said id be a great blue user

[supple jay]

i do not recall

[atomic tapir]

Didn’t you Sen

[potent temple]

https://tenor.com/view/lurking-lurk-hiding-sneak-gif-15656931

[atomic tapir]

Goddam it Sen, back to the cage you go

[potent temple]

lol no just me

[trim juniper]

locks sen up in a cage with 10 hazard primordial malzeno

[atomic tapir]

Logic just has a 6th sense

[supple jay]

https://tenor.com/view/smoke-illusionist-magician-jochem-nooyen-gone-gif-17492543

[last crow]

You made it yourself or made logic do it?

[potent temple]

originally it was because someone tried doxxing me, but its actually been useful so ive kept it

[potent temple]

i did it XD

[atomic tapir]

Fr tho steam I have a complaint while you’re here

[potent temple]

if its a genuine one dm me

[atomic tapir]

Lucky stinks, can you make them shower please and Thankyou @outer gate

Stinky stinky

[potent temple]

I have no power there

[atomic tapir]

Reported to the big boss

[trim juniper]

big boss..?

[atomic tapir]

Me

I’m the biggest bird

[last crow]

i remember he was talking about role select for scammers

[trim juniper]

🦎

[potent temple]

yeppers he made the bot trap

[last crow]

and you both were trying to find something out with the code

[atomic tapir]

I gave logic the bot trap

I gave Mario the boy trap Mario gave logic

Goddam English screwing me over again

[last crow]

i have tried his bot trap

[wispy bison]

im making a food

[last crow]

what food

[atomic tapir]

Can you make 2 foods

[wheat comet]

Why not making a joke

[atomic tapir]

So I can have a good too

[wispy bison]

chickne

[trim juniper]

chickne

[outer gate]

[atomic tapir]

Broooo I’m also having quicknee.

[outer gate]

I shower daily !!!

[wheat comet]

Rango

[atomic tapir]

Uh oh

[trim juniper]

how many times a day

[atomic tapir]

Lucky you weren’t meant to actually show up

Go back to like, Irish things or whatever

[wheat comet]

Big brother is watching

[atomic tapir]

1 time a day.

[trim juniper]

stinky, i do twice

[split galleon]

Baseball

[atomic tapir]

Lies

[wheat comet]

Baseball

[trim juniper]

truth

[atomic tapir]

And if you do shower daily it’s cause you stink out the gaf too much and need to

[trim juniper]

you hide inside my closet, you have to know

[atomic tapir]

I shower once a day and I only ever get compliments on how I smell

[split galleon]

What the helly

[outer gate]

Usually once but some times twice

[wheat comet]

[trim juniper]

no i just love the feeling after you shower

[atomic tapir]

This is true

[ivory island]

Yo i have question

[trim juniper]

i like clean

[atomic tapir]

Shoot

[split galleon]

Why did my message got deleted?

[wheat comet]

Why are people smelling you

[atomic tapir]

Ask the mods. Open a modmail,

[outer gate]

too many caps

[atomic tapir]

Us common folk can’t help you..

[plucky blaze]

Either you spammed caps
Or said bad words

[wispy bison]

ask the moms, open a mom mail

[split galleon]

Dawg... It's not that serious trust me

[trim juniper]

where are the moms

[split galleon]

Vro

[wheat comet]

Asking the real questions out here

[pastel cove]

my moms at the store

[trim juniper]

moms can you fix my air conditioner already

[split galleon]

Its just caps

[outer gate]

too many

[plucky blaze]

NO SPAMMING CAPS
it is not permissible in this sever

[outer gate]

[split galleon]

I js said baseball 😔

[trim juniper]

moms can i have some money to buy monster hunter stories 3 twisted reflection

[atomic tapir]

Nvm I ain’t got that motion

[sick storm]

job

[wheat comet]

Where's your mom

[trim juniper]

i'm throwing at nerscylla dps check

[atomic tapir]

You know what rhymes with job

[severe pike]

Monster hunter stories so good

[atomic tapir]

Belatro

[wheat comet]

Bob

[sick storm]

hmmmm

[plucky blaze]

Mmmmmmm

[split galleon]

Baseball

[sick storm]

🔥 cb time

[atomic tapir]

Exactly

[trim juniper]

my wallet is crying though

[sick storm]

nope we on sts2 now

[supple jay]

laughs in gunlance

[severe pike]

i need ro keep playing 1

[plucky blaze]

I say just gamble it all out (in game)

[wheat comet]

This might be a calamity reference, I just can't prove it

[atomic tapir]

(Irl)

[severe pike]

1 and 2 are on ps plus so im not gonna have mych of a problem until 3

[atomic tapir]

Love a cheeky punt on the horses

[plucky blaze]

(For my own sake in game)

[shut relic]

Hi

[severe pike]

still playing 1 tho its so good

[trim juniper]

damn

[hazy sand]

Hi noellelelele

[atomic tapir]

(For my homes sake in game)

[severe pike]

im at likeeee uhhhh idont wven know

The big town with all the hunters

[sick storm]

nah just keep gambling, you WILL win eventually

[trim juniper]

noelle play mainline mh

[severe pike]

heya

[sick storm]

blubon

[hazy sand]

How you

[severe pike]

eventually

[outer gate]

@teal geode open my dm

[severe pike]

mhs now tho

[thorn acorn]

shut up please 😂 👌

[plucky blaze]

Don't do caffeine or Drugs
Also no alcohol or Gamble
Be safe and have fun!

[trim juniper]

i have a hunch you'd like sunbreak

[hazy sand]

@teal geode don’t open their dm

[outer gate]

there

[wheat comet]

@teal geode open their dm

[split galleon]

Whats wrong with caffeine vro

[teal geode]

WHAT THE HELL

[supple jay]

@teal geode you smell funny

[severe pike]

This guy has a hunch uhhh mayb

[wheat comet]

My bad

[outer gate]

https://tenor.com/view/aigis-persona-3-persona-aigis-persona-gif-7733003309001309116

[trim juniper]

@teal geode you smell funny

[outer gate]

Hi

[trim juniper]

🦎

[wheat comet]

Milk is about to get spoiled

[split galleon]

@teal geode you smell

[outer gate]

Best has a lil sweater on

so cute

[teal geode]

DUDEEEE

[wheat comet]

Best is getting all the attention rn

[plucky blaze]

Alright who came up with the word

vro

I need to know

[trim juniper]

exposed

[outer gate]

[severe pike]

🔨💥

[trim juniper]

HEY

[wheat comet]

Why does it matter so much vro

[outer gate]

lemme go get my 7up actually

[split galleon]

I think it was baseball lowk

[teal geode]

https://tenor.com/view/daiwa-scarlet-umamusume-tsundere-gif-15429467066174935218

[severe pike]

hi!!

[teal geode]

s-stop pinging me!!! what the hell!

[supple jay]

https://tenor.com/view/ian-mckellan-toofar-sippingtea-ian-mc-kellen-gif-4648188

[trim juniper]

no harm lizard

[severe pike]

Toy hammer its okay

[sick storm]

saed it with immediate effect

[wheat comet]

Jack Hammer

[trim juniper]

noo!!

my little jagras

[wheat comet]

I want to wish everyone a good day but

[worn timber]

yo imagine if someone got me a elden ring steam key 👀

[trim juniper]

imagine..

[sick storm]

job

[worn timber]

forrrrr reallll

[outer gate]

https://klipy.com/gifs/goku-black-37

[trim juniper]

monster hunter stories 3 key..

[sick storm]

imagine having a job

[supple jay]

https://tenor.com/view/rickroll-rick-astley-meme-memes-say-goodbye-gif-20473682

[sick storm]

sorry for the scare chat u can stop imagining it now

[worn timber]

lowk i wish i had a job

[trim juniper]

mean!!

[wheat comet]

What the ants see when they come inside

[sick storm]

it's ok 3 months until i graduate (become unemployed)

more time for video games yipeee

[wheat comet]

Congratulations

[worn timber]

lucky

im so happy for you

[trim juniper]

why are they so happy for @outer gate

[sick storm]

4400 dollars arrived in the paypal

[wheat comet]

I got a serious question

[sick storm]

imo they should send it to me so i can procure the revenant plushie

[wheat comet]

Is propaganda against the rules

[sick storm]

hmmmm

[wheat comet]

It doesn't explicitly say so

[worn timber]

slide me 31

[wheat comet]

But does that like count as advertising

[sick storm]

not the nickname

most employed er genchatter

[worn timber]

employder?

employeder

new slur

[wheat comet]

is propaganda not safe for work?

[wispy bison]

is it sad that i dont even remember who gifted me elden ring

[trim juniper]

maybe

[worn timber]

why

[wheat comet]

I don't know that's why I'm asking

[trim juniper]

atleast you enjoyed the game

[worn timber]

im not sure

[wispy bison]

yes

[hexed knoll]

Is that viltrumite mark pfp

[trim juniper]

the username 🥀

[wheat comet]

What matters is that you still appreciate them for it regardless if you remember them

[worn timber]

💔

[worn timber]

thats nolan bro 😭

[hexed knoll]

Ik it jokes

[worn timber]

sick right?

[trim juniper]

you are sick

[worn timber]

but i tought it was him tb

[worn timber]

thx

[hexed knoll]

Genes bro

[sick storm]

why would u buy er when u can buy the hatsune miku watch

[trim juniper]

in a bad sense

[worn timber]

oh

[wheat comet]

How much

[supple jay]

Please change your username to something else, begging etc. is against the rules, i'll ask nicely once.

[trim juniper]

why would you buy er when you can buy mhs3

[worn timber]

yikes alr

[wheat comet]

is propaganda against the rules

[trim juniper]

i love eleanor despite not having the game

[sick storm]

seems pretty cheap

[trim juniper]

damn

[wheat comet]

Worth.

[sick storm]

i have 4000 games to play

[supple jay]

Propaganda?

[solid iron]

Hello everyone, sorry I'm in the wrong forum, but I don't know where else to ask my question. I'm looking for people to help me get my 30 Sunlight Medals for the Golden Covenant in Dark Souls 2.

[wheat comet]

Yes.

[sick storm]

i need to never look at a steam sale ever again

[hexed knoll]

“Pretty cheap” I can get a dusty roli with that much

[worn timber]

tought it said sekiro for a second

[supple jay]

I mean, it doesn't explicitly say so but i'd say it's better to avoid such topics.

[wispy bison]

is propper gander illegal

[wheat comet]

I mean, obviously

[worn timber]

propper gander 😭

[supple jay]

Darksouls has it's own discord btw.

[wheat comet]

If it's propper why would it be illegal to gander

[worn timber]

socrates?

[solid iron]

Do you got the link ?

[wheat comet]

If Nolan is your power, what are you without it

[supple jay]

a single quick google search will get you the results you're looking for.

[hexed knoll]

Omg my wall is so cold like I js wanna lie back

[wheat comet]

I thought you said lick it

[wispy bison]

that question is kinda dumb, socrates really be asking you if breathing is your power what are you without it, dead bro

[hexed knoll]

That’ll make it warm thanks for the idea

[rapid atlas]

METALGEAR

-# bruh

[worn timber]

I know that I know nothing… yet in that void of certainty I awaken my Stand the relentless pursuit of truth for only through questioning can one truly face the bizarre nature of existence

[wheat comet]

Cogito ergo sum

[sick storm]

chat be quiet, metalgear is speaking

[wheat comet]

...

[rapid atlas]

😹 😹

[worn timber]

make sure he rise up too

[wheat comet]

Is it okay to speak again?

[hexed knoll]

Hold up, og alert

🚨 ‼️

[wheat comet]

wym

[hexed knoll]

2022

[wheat comet]

Ye

[sick storm]

newgen

[wheat comet]

I agree vro

[hexed knoll]

2022 is new gen?

[worn timber]

i also agree

[rapid atlas]

:hehe:

[pastel cove]

they need to add prime gwyn as a boss into nightreign

[hexed knoll]

I’m so confused

[wheat comet]

Wish I could've been there but it just never crossed my mind

[wheat comet]

Prime Soul Gwyn

[hexed knoll]

Wait if the game came out in 2022 why is the server since 2021?

[wispy bison]

what if the final boss of the elden ring was... freddy fnafbear... and he run at you and scream Waeo!! like his scream in freddys fnafs at night fread

[sick storm]

server peaked during the cnt let's be real

[sudden hound]

hello

[rapid atlas]

Whats cnt

[sick storm]

closed network test

[rapid atlas]

Ok

[hexed knoll]

I remember those times

[wheat comet]

I never had access 😔

No PS5

[sick storm]

bleak

[wheat comet]

Woulda been there d1

[worn timber]

is elden ring fun with firends

[wheat comet]

Elden Ring fun .

[lavish pier]

Freddy five nights

[trim juniper]

i feel like sote but yea

[rapid atlas]

What is even that tho

[wispy bison]

no, the co op system sucks

[hexed knoll]

What is even that tho

[sick storm]

beta/early access p much

[spare spear]

Fun is not the right word lol

[sick storm]

hmmm i don't think i was active during sote

therefore, server was mid

[wispy bison]

rule 14.

[trim juniper]

wilted rose

[rapid atlas]

Why did server peak during that time

[lavish pier]

What if the rose wasn't wilted

[hexed knoll]

How is it buns? I’m not saying it good but how could the make it better in a game such as Elden ring

[trim juniper]

feels like sote era is better tbhj

[wheat comet]

I honestly don't know when I was active aside from the time I pissed you off I think

[spare spear]

Nah, he’s right, the coop sucks in elden ring

[trim juniper]

he

[hardy drift]

you suck in elden ring!!

[worn timber]

bruh it barley counts as that

[wheat comet]

^

[wispy bison]

it could be better... if they added a freddy fnafbear to it... and he chases you and your friend around the map... if you dont become elden lord he become golden freddy

[trim juniper]

is it at or in elden ring

[wispy bison]

good luck getting banned!

[hexed knoll]

Only thing that could improve is letting your friends do the whole game with u instead of js bosses or sm

[spare spear]

What did I do 🫣

[hardy drift]

i was just following the grammar of the original

[worn timber]

for what 😭 ????

[sick storm]

no expert role losers

[wispy bison]

rule 14

[trim juniper]

oh because i was thinking of the other meaning

[wheat comet]

Only thing that could improve is if the game broke my legs and slapped me every time I died

[fickle needle]

no mod mention yes

[sick storm]

in reply to this*

[trim juniper]

motion value of star fist cr2 now

[fickle needle]

thank you!

[sick storm]

goes pretty fast

[worn timber]

alr my bad

[fickle needle]

np

[trim juniper]

that's not the value!!

[wispy bison]

when will i get mod role i love telling people to read the rules

[hexed knoll]

My legs would be ashes

[drowsy elbow]

Finally DTS slain

[wheat comet]

Lovely

[sick storm]

mvd u are forgetting that there is approximately 1 expert that will be voting for the next wave of people

[tardy kernel]

good job

[trim juniper]

are we fr 😭

[spare spear]

This sounds quite sad ngl

[trim juniper]

they purged all of them

[sick storm]

that is probably an overestimate

[wispy bison]

no its pretty fun

[wheat comet]

I don't know what this is but it sounds like politics

[worn timber]

ngl might get elden ring after i get invincible vs and some other game

[tardy kernel]

would it not just be another lore related expert
large majority of them are only active there now

[wispy bison]

because then people argue because they didnt read the rule and refuse to read it

[trim juniper]

pretty sure shnrai and eden get it

[wheat comet]

Heresy

[sick storm]

ercord is serious business

[wispy bison]

and they get grounded

[worn timber]

warhammer 40K?

[trim juniper]

i left for too long i might as well lost the candidate seat

[spare spear]

Fair enough, that is quite fun to do lol

[fickle needle]

when we open a wormhole in the space and do time travel

[wheat comet]

No, you're a heretic

[hexed knoll]

What if the real Elden ring was the bosses we killed along the way?

[sick storm]

perhaps

[wispy bison]

look behind you

[wheat comet]

Sounds about right yeah

[sick storm]

we need a gen chat expert

[trim juniper]

shnrai you better become a cyan

[fickle needle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/vzgliad-2000-iardov

[spare spear]

Technically it is no?

[tardy kernel]

no we do NOT

[wheat comet]

Grok what does this mean

[hexed knoll]

That’s what I’m saying

[fickle needle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/capybara-orange-1

[sick storm]

we already have a vibe coding expert in gen chat dw

[jagged widget]

AI is starting to feel like a warning label

[wheat comet]

You're alive?

[gleaming pond]

Destiny 2 reference

[hexed knoll]

Send a goofy gif to summon all the gen chat experts

[hardy drift]

stupid capy 😭😭😭

[tardy kernel]

doubt it but who knows

[trim juniper]

when will we get another cyan expert

[fickle needle]

ye

[fickle needle]

HOW

[trim juniper]

wait i mean fashion-

[sick storm]

when er 2 drops

[fickle needle]

no it's cutie

[gleaming pond]

Look up the steamy bara emote

[wheat comet]

That's crazy

[wheat comet]

Why must you hurt my eyes

[hexed knoll]

Is there an a way out discord?

[sick storm]

that

don't encourage people to look up d2 please

bad video game

[trim juniper]

encourage mh

[gleaming pond]

Shut up Gojo

[wheat comet]

^

[fickle needle]

WHAT

[sick storm]

exactly !

[fickle needle]

YOOO

[wheat comet]

Yeah well, shut up loud guy

[sick storm]

mvd why did u miss out on nr gen smh

it was the best mh lfg channel until it got murdered by lethal company

[gleaming pond]

The name is present mic, get it right

[trim juniper]

that place is terrible because it reminds me of terrible memories

[hexed knoll]

Me telling my barber the strategy I used to beat rykard

[trim juniper]

what is nr chat even about

[wheat comet]

Why is he rhyming

[spare spear]

They should have stuck with halo

[sick storm]

rn it is about nothing

[gleaming pond]

Because he’s canonically a dj

[trim juniper]

oh why is it about ne

[sick storm]

hmmm

[gleaming pond]

And a SoundCloud rapper

[wheat comet]

This guy wears armor shaped like onions

[spare spear]

That’s badass

[wheat comet]

I tend to agree

[sick storm]

so true!

[wheat comet]

I'm always right and have never been wrong once

[spare spear]

Ive been here almost 4 years bloody hell didn’t even realise

[spare spear]

Ur wrong now

[wheat comet]

I disagree

[wispy bison]

@sick storm how many experts are left

[wheat comet]

like 11

[gleaming pond]

I bet you used to say that anime was weird in 2016

[trim juniper]

how many active experts are left

[outer gate]

gulp

[wheat comet]

Bruh I probably wasn't even thinking thoughts in 2016

[sick storm]

believe this only shows people that are online

[trim juniper]

sheo, plag (somewhat), lucky, yhorm (maybe)

[wheat comet]

Life used to be fun

[sick storm]

-4

[gleaming pond]

Where is our blue

[trim juniper]

true

[wheat comet]

The sky

[spare spear]

What’s this about expert?

[rapid atlas]

what

[wispy bison]

4 people in this image do nothing at all

and im not talking about lucky

[trim juniper]

lmao

[wispy bison]

😈

[trim juniper]

tom hop on er sheets

[outer gate]

Just because they're active in different channels doesn't mean they do nothing

[wheat comet]

I've never spoken to any of those people ever, except for Onion man

[sick storm]

toxic!

(not wrong)

[wispy bison]

toxic role

[sick storm]

lol

[sick storm]

: (

[rapid atlas]

Remove tom’s expert role, he only plays wilds

[wheat comet]

roll*

[hazy sand]

vix is a challenge runner or smth isnt she

[trim juniper]

fr he should play rise and workld

[outer gate]

I dee kay

[sick storm]

i did nothing wrong (as a result of me doing nothing at all)

[wispy bison]

remove the expert role altogether

[sick storm]

give it to metal

[hazy sand]

saving this message for the near future

[wheat comet]

Remove the experts.

[rapid atlas]

🖊️ 🔥

[rapid atlas]

👎 🙂‍↔️

[trim juniper]

is unlined even active

[hazy sand]

the day i get expert is the day we know this server is cooked

[wheat comet]

ERcord channels are like different states

[trim juniper]

i vouch for you getting the role

[hazy sand]

bet (i know nothing)

[spare spear]

What’s the first boss u encounter in the game

[trim juniper]

i know something, come over to my house

[rapid atlas]

Tree sentinel

[wheat comet]

Godrick Soldier

[trim juniper]

grafted scion.

[wheat comet]

^

[spare spear]

Ding ding

[rapid atlas]

😒

[hazy sand]

the character creator

[wheat comet]

I'd like to change my answer

[trim juniper]

true

[hazy sand]

takes me 1 hour to beat

[trim juniper]

i need to be sliders expert hold on

[wheat comet]

What's the second to last boss

[trim juniper]

wait nvm that's albus the albinauric

[spare spear]

Horoah loux

[sick storm]

bg3 character creator better i fear

[hazy sand]

some random misbegotten in a cave i forgot about

[wheat comet]

Yeah that one was easy

[sick storm]

will the bg3 co op run im starting die off in act 1

[wispy bison]

last thing albus said is that hes no longer of any help on the server

[rapid atlas]

Tomfoolery i completed the run, 15 hours btw

[sick storm]

it's ok still better than diabetor's final message being a fextra link

[sick storm]

pop off king

[trim juniper]

lmao

[wispy bison]

yes!

[wheat comet]

That sounds like something Old Albus would say

[sick storm]

metalgear for server owner

[wispy bison]

bg3 is boring as hell

[trim juniper]

iris when mh

[sick storm]

false

[hazy sand]

i havent played much more bg3 for a while

[wispy bison]

hop on rise

[hazy sand]

not been in the mood to play games

[trim juniper]

i am literally

well with my friend group

[spare spear]

Why not

[wispy bison]

not in the mood for games

[wheat comet]

What's the boss that resides at the end of Sellia Crystal Tunnel

[trim juniper]

me

[wispy bison]

sellia, its her cyrstal tunnel duh

[wheat comet]

mb...

[spare spear]

Those crystal bosses with the rings they throw

[rapid atlas]

Im never doing run again

[sick storm]

yep same dw

[harsh quail]

does the buff order matter?? other than like putting the longest buffs first

[trim juniper]

gosh i remember the damn quiz where they asked how many stupid night's cavalries are there

[wispy bison]

mending the elden ring with the mending rune of truth

[trim juniper]

other than knowing which stacks and which don't, nah

[sick storm]

can't wait for the nr quiz

[hazy sand]

as long as they can stack do them in order of longest yeah thats all

[wheat comet]

Pretty sure it's a fallingstar beast

[trim juniper]

how many night calvaries are there

[sick storm]

mend the elden ring by uninstalling it and installing best game 3

[wispy bison]

no, but some buffs dont stack

[wheat comet]

Uhm, 11

[sick storm]

too many

[harsh quail]

thanks, im 350 hours in and i was just so concerned lol

[spare spear]

U are correct

I got the tunnel mixed up with another cave

[wispy bison]

best game 3? so dark souls 3

[harsh quail]

no no im aware im not new, i was just concerned

[wheat comet]

How many deathrite birds are there 😈

[trim juniper]

i need to remember the lore questions in the quiz

[spare spear]

I find dark souls 1 better

[wispy bison]

i dont car

[rapid atlas]

I’ll win, trust

[trim juniper]

like 80% of the quiz participants consist of sheet creeps, nobody knew what to choose

[spare spear]

Counting or not counting DLC birds

[wheat comet]

They're in the dlc?

[spare spear]

Angrier ones yeah

[wheat comet]

I didn't know I was just trying to be unreasonable

[hazy sand]

please select all chests with the chance to drop a stonesword key

[wispy bison]

they tryinna convince me baldurs slop 3 is good hell nah

[tardy kernel]

question

[wheat comet]

Are you talking about the vultures?

[sick storm]

ye

[wispy bison]

feeling like jesus in crucifiction day

[tardy kernel]

blue or green milk

[trim juniper]

what

[wispy bison]

they hated iris because she told them the truth

[spare spear]

Might be I haven’t played in a while imma have to play after the Exams lol

[hazy sand]

what is this bottom tier bait from iris lol

[trim juniper]

i am grey shnrai

[sick storm]

green is the correct choice

[tardy kernel]

good

[wheat comet]

I wouldn't count the smaller vultures, only the minibosses

[trim juniper]

tom i am grey

[rapid atlas]

Be blue

[trim juniper]

no

[rapid atlas]

✅

[trim juniper]

although i do like blue

[sick storm]

close ! please select what you should do if your teammate pings an evergaol in don

1. alt f4
2. kick your pc
3. go into nrgen and write 'bro my randoms are so bad this is why im stuck in depth 2'

[sick storm]

fix it.

[wheat comet]

But a more reasonable one would be,
Where is the disguised grafted scion with the bossbar located

[trim juniper]

i forgot

[wheat comet]

I caught you.

[trim juniper]

ok

[wheat comet]

Can we hug now

[trim juniper]

no

[wheat comet]

Ok...

[rapid atlas]

I have a skill issue thats why im stuck in D2

[trim juniper]

i want smth sugary

[sick storm]

no it's ur randoms

or your son

[wispy bison]

theres 2 reasons why people think bg3 is good: because theyre stupid and didnt play divinity 2 or because they didnt play divinity 2

[sick storm]

nrgen funniest channel in this server

[trim juniper]

divinity 2?

[sick storm]

hmmm

i should play that actually, bg3 still peak tho

[rapid atlas]

Im tired of seeing +0 man 😔

[wispy bison]

another turn based rpg by larian, except this one is actually good

[sick storm]

lock guardian every run

[trim juniper]

interesting

[sick storm]

or hop on evil

[rapid atlas]

🤨

[tardy kernel]

i still havent downloaded the thing u sent me

[wheat comet]

They're speaking but all I can see are unrecognizable eldritch symbols

[tardy kernel]

keep forgetting

[rapid atlas]

Yeah ik u lazy bum

[tardy kernel]

ds3 matters more 😪

[sick storm]

metal stop sending people ip grabbers

(this is a joke do NOT ban the goat)

[trim juniper]

no it's not

[sick storm]

oh...

[outer gate]

[rapid atlas]

✅ 🙂‍↕️

[wheat comet]

You're just pure evil

[trim juniper]

i'm milk

[wheat comet]

EVIL milk

[rapid atlas]

i like milk

[trim juniper]

i can't reciprocate your feelings

[wheat comet]

DO NOT, encourage them

[rapid atlas]

😹 😹

[wispy bison]

i hate my cat so much, why is she sleeping on my lap, i have to get up

idiot cat maggot

[wheat comet]

Just spin them like pizza and throw them in the oven

[rapid atlas]

Ofc you do lazy bum

[wheat comet]

I can't even remember to be sad so I can't blame them

[trim juniper]

should i keep this pfp

[tardy kernel]

no

[trim juniper]

y

[wheat comet]

I don't know what that is

[trim juniper]

princess eleanor

[wispy bison]

who is that

[wheat comet]

You're not ringing any bells

[wispy bison]

ah

[sick storm]

monter hunter (i think?

[trim juniper]

yea it's mh stories 3

[tardy kernel]

not very phonk aura

[outer gate]

Aigis pfp when

[trim juniper]

i still don't know what those emojis meant

[sick storm]

oh yeah i need to get back on p3r

[outer gate]

[sick storm]

i need Dog on the team

[wheat comet]

It means Lucky is an oracle

[plush cedar]

Hallo everyone!
I hope all is well!

[wheat comet]

Everyone hates each other

[twin charm]

r

[trim juniper]

maybe

[unborn olive]

happens

[plush cedar]

Well, I don't hate anyone

[wheat comet]

I hope someone leaves you out in the heat for 30 minutes and you curdle just a little bit

[trim juniper]

bold of you to assume i can't resist the heat

i live in southeast asia

[rare coral]

waw

indo nesia number 1

[wheat comet]

I hope someone puts you in the freezer and make a milksicle

[trim juniper]

damn

[shy hamlet]

Holy

[rare coral]

filipines number 1 💪

[wheat comet]

This guy's spreading propaganda

I feel like a bad person, I'm sorry

[pastel cove]

can i run a mile in 1 minute

[trim juniper]

dw you are

[unborn olive]

can you

[wheat comet]

I don't want to be :(

[rare coral]

whos spreading propaganda

[wheat comet]

Yes, you can, do it

[modern mulch]

Hi guys! How does Margit the Fell Omen tie into the story? Is he the sun of the grafter

Son*

[wheat comet]

He's a guy from space

[rare coral]

yes he does u will see him again as you progress the story

[modern mulch]

Fair

[nova matrix]

Have you reached Leyndell

[wheat comet]

And he really wanted to be involved so he came down and decided to be evil

[woven sonnet]

im still fighting maliketh bro

[modern mulch]

Thank you ❤️

[wheat comet]

Just win

It's been like 4 years bro

[hardy drift]

do it in 67 seconds

[modern mulch]

No! I just made it to Liurnia

[nova matrix]

Def dont worry about it for now, like someone else said they pop up again later on

[modern mulch]

Yay! He and Godrick are my favorite ❤️

[rare coral]

he will make his position in the story very clear and might even become your favourite character by the end

[wheat comet]

Little late to the party

[woven sonnet]

tryibg to beat this soul lvl 1 is torture bro. if someone didnt ask me too i wouldnt be doiung it

[wheat comet]

It's admirable you're still trying

[woven sonnet]

i really dont wanna admit defeat but im considering it

[wheat comet]

The loser is the one who gives up first

[nova matrix]

Consider the glory that is pulley crossbow with burr bolts

[wheat comet]

(Socrates)

[nova matrix]

The loser is the one who has their ancient blown up first

(Icefrog)

[wheat comet]

He read that in a book

[modern mulch]

This is the first time I’ve ever played a game like this, so I’m still getting used to the way the story is told. Thank guys ❤️

[nova matrix]

Basically the whole story was told to you in the intro

[wheat comet]

I hope you trip a little bit and look back thinking to yourself how you could've gotten really hurt

[woven sonnet]

no scientist ever did aything alone

(me)

[lapis vortex]

Tesla

[nova matrix]

This is less me saying you didnt watch the intro good enough and more its all flashbanged to you at once and finding alot of the lore is just "oh I remember that from the intro"

[woven sonnet]

ive beaten scrutinized for god sakes i can do this

[woven sonnet]

thank you, i didnt know tesla said that

[wheat comet]

It's easy to hit them all, but you need to sink the right ones -Guy who invented pool

[modern mulch]

I watched it 😭

[lapis vortex]

Tesla made his coil by himself

[modern mulch]

Ohhh! That makes sense

[nova matrix]

Margit is in the intro as an example

[woven sonnet]

after 10 hours ill say summons are allowed is that okay? am i gonna be crucified for that?

[nova matrix]

He's pouncing on radahn and pinning him to the ground

[modern mulch]

I was going to say I swear I watch every cut scene and pay attention to all dialogue.

[wheat comet]

ERcord is one of the best examples of peak humanity.
Thanks for making me smile vros 🥹✌️

[nova matrix]

No one has the context for the intro to make sense first time is all it is

I usually tell people to rewatch it once finished with game or halfway through

Alot of things will go click

[wheat comet]

If you're doing a challenge run you'll be crucified

[modern mulch]

That’s a good idea!

[nova matrix]

The biggest twist in the game is spoiled within first 15 seconds lol

Dlc does it too

[wheat comet]

My one piece of advice I can give is if you haven't already get the shard of death or w/e

[tardy kernel]

use summons whenever you want it doesnt matter

[woven sonnet]

like a person not spirit summons

[tardy kernel]

doesnt matter

[wheat comet]

I wouldn't for challenge runs cause that kind of defeats the purpose

But that's me not you

[tardy kernel]

if its a challenge then i wouldnt bother

[nova matrix]

Rl1 at maliketh

[tardy kernel]

having someone killing it for you does defeat the purpose

[rapid atlas]

Shinorai

[harsh wharf]

Jealous

[tardy kernel]

gearmetal

[nova matrix]

I'm not even sure you'd find a co-op for rl1 maliketh

[wheat comet]

lol