general-discussion

[native stream]

Like almost every top DPS setup does

[heady flower]

when the

[narrow orbit]

Thing is DPS is an objective value
"fun" is something else

[plush cedar]

That sounds amazing
I need to figure out what Im gonna eat today

[proven pivot]

Star fist it’s actually that broken?

[narrow orbit]

It is very broken

[outer gate]

auauauauuauaua

[pseudo needle]

yo

[native stream]

Star Fist was the only weapon the experts put in the document under base game overturned weapons iirc

[young shard]

hey guys may i ask

[native stream]

The weapon would still be nuts even if you removed the crazy poise damage but it'd be a lot more balanced

[young shard]

is the Greatsword(collosal one) actually worse than the big ahh hammer?

[narrow orbit]

Of course

[native stream]

Not really a fair comparison, they do similar things ig

But ones a colossal weapon and one's a colossal sword

[young shard]

cuz i see the 1-shot-ers all prefer the hammer

[native stream]

Well yeah the hammer just has higher AR which makes one shotting easier

But thats one shotting, a particular niche, doesn't make one weapon worse than another

[young shard]

oh what is AR? sorry im new

[proven pivot]

You think the starfist can be good if I also use the misericorde to hit those critics? I heard star fist brakes stances

[native stream]

Attack rating, its the attack number you see in the menu

[dense scaffold]

star fists goated

[native stream]

Sure if you wanna

[pseudo needle]

strength builds are actually so overrated

[young shard]

yeah cuz i like the greatsword more

[dense scaffold]

right armament 1 attack

[young shard]

oh u got anything better?

i mean im new so

[hearty venture]

Yo

[pseudo needle]

no 💔

[native stream]

I'm gonna go sleepy times I think

[stuck token]

hello

[pseudo needle]

so am i

[young shard]

i have just tried out strength and int build

[outer gate]

byebye

[plush cedar]

Goodnight

[scenic lake]

GOODnight

[hazy sand]

night

[dense scaffold]

i’ve never seen that before, show me

[young shard]

never came across the other ones so maybe u could teach me some

[pseudo needle]

i was using an int build with sword of night and flame but it got pretty boring after morgott

then i switched to an arcane build that made us of eleanora's poleblade and some dragon communion incantations against the fire giant and godskin duo

then i tried a str build against maliketh and im struggling

im thinking of trying dex or int

[young shard]

i'm trying out the moonlight greatsword build after i completed Ranni quest

[raven fern]

Hey guys, im old here

[young shard]

dang that's emotional

[pseudo needle]

ohhh good one

[dense scaffold]

sup

[plush cedar]

Hi hi!

[raven fern]

you smell like cut beef

[pseudo needle]

i dont have enough levels to actually make a decent moonlight greatsword build 😭

[dense scaffold]

cut beef is crazy

[stuck token]

hy guys m new here

[raven fern]

It’s cute

[dense scaffold]

gojo?? 😱

[young shard]

i went all in on strength and int, some on mind

oh the up coming boss is soooo gonna 1 shot me

[raven fern]

I don’t know why I said that

I just got done driving so my brain is fried, and I’m old

[plush cedar]

Dang ok sorry for whatever I did to you

[raven fern]

No it’s not bad Lassie, here I have a gift for you

🎁

[plush cedar]

[ancient socket]

is there a new cutscene at the start of the game? after being defeated by scion

Melina and Torrent appeared, I can't recall this one in previous plays

[raven fern]

it’s always there

[young shard]

always has been

[ancient socket]

hmmm

[young shard]

oh yeah and does anyone know how to access the voice channels? mine's all locked up

[fair hound]

im trying to do rannis quest, I hit selvius and now shes not in her chair anymore and iji is also gone. Can I fix this?

[pseudo needle]

i think u need to wash urself at the church of vows

[unique ravine]

have no idea what im doing tbh

[quasi glacier]

guys ı doing white mask quest but how many times ı killed players or npc's ?

[fair hound]

ok i will try thx

[narrow orbit]

You only have to kill one NPC
Or die to him three times

And that's Magnus the beastclaw

[quasi glacier]

ohh ı see but no one inv to fight -_-

[true oyster]

Hi

[narrow orbit]

You invade Magnus in a specific spot on the Writheblood Ruins

[narrow orbit]

Hello

[quasi glacier]

thanks

[fair hound]

ranni is still gone but I found selivus dead with his loot, is she supossed to disapear after a while in the quest?

[jade zenith]

Tres

Duo

[quasi glacier]

could you go to ranni's rise location and took baby doll

[jade zenith]

Unus

[narrow orbit]

The doll is on a coffin in Ainsel River

[jade zenith]

Access it from Rennas rise

If im not mistaken

[inner gyro]

Draft Pool? Yeah, if they draft me (which will never happen) I’m not gonna see the light of day, ngl. If they’re doing an “automatic draft pool” then something is being planned.

[still wren]

i bet tarnished can actually beat ranni

[jade zenith]

We canonically can kill literally everything with enough tries

Due to the fact the Tarnished is immortal

[still wren]

ayo i just realized the restaurant im sitting in rn sells a can of cola cheaper than thr supermarket next door wth

https://tenor.com/view/roboco-panic-hologra-scared-afraid-hololive-gif-22806350

[jade zenith]

The regal omen bairn is so ass

[fair hound]

found it thanks

[jade zenith]

They couldve gave us Morgotts magic weapons but they gave us this bullcrap instead

[tired forge]

we could've gotten sick golden order variations of the glintblade spells

[fossil raptor]

hmm, maybe its just a thoery

[desert robin]

a game t

[wispy bison]

freddy fnafbear when you run out of power

[modern mulch]

Is it okay to read lore or will that spoil the story of the game?

[pseudo needle]

i hate maliketh

[fossil raptor]

depends kinda on what u mean by spoil lol

[narrow orbit]

Well the story unfolds as you play the game so of course you'll get spoiled if you read ahead

[modern mulch]

Sorry ima bot and new to this type of game, is it better to know the lore so I know who is who or the game will tell me

[fossil raptor]

nah, the game usually shows u or kinda.

[narrow orbit]

Everything we know we mostly know from the game

[modern mulch]

Well, the game didn’t really explain Godrick, unless I missed something.

[wispy bison]

bro said hes a bot!! ban him!!!

[fossil raptor]

lol what is even happening here

[burnt helm]

Botanion

[modern mulch]

I’m not literally a bot

[fossil raptor]

oh right, botanion

[modern mulch]

I just suck at the game haha

[narrow orbit]

Well it says a lot of things
Characters in limgrave especially have a lot of dialogue on him

[fossil raptor]

nah chlil 😂

[burnt helm]

So ur metaphorically a bot

Ban him

[fossil raptor]

lol sounds dramatic lol

[wispy bison]

and item descriptions too

mimic veil!

[burnt helm]

I just got here im just on the bandwagon now

[brittle bay]

well assuming you're buying the cola + food it's still a profit for them unless someone just bulk buys the cola

[modern mulch]

Thanks guys!

[narrow orbit]

Varre and Melina for example tell you he's a demigod who commands Stormveil castle and the soldiers around limgrave

[outer gate]

The story of the game is intentionally a bit vague as you're supposed to line up the dots on your own by reading item descriptions and talking to people

[fossil raptor]

is that established fact though

[brittle bay]

who's hearting everyone

[fossil raptor]

whos hearting? idk man

[outer gate]

As long as you do a bit of reading and listening, it's not too hard to interpret what's going on

[outer gate]

someone with much love in their heart

[fossil raptor]

does anyone even do that?

[outer gate]

People tend to read, yes

[modern mulch]

Yes! I understand that but like where did he come from? And why is he looking like that (I mean obviously he grafts ppl) but wasn’t he once a regular dude?

[brittle bay]

lovegem

[brittle bay]

me

[fossil raptor]

nah fr ppl read stuff

[outer gate]

On my first DLC playthrough I was stopping every 5 seconds to read the description of some pebble I collected

[modern mulch]

I definitely read the item descriptions!

[narrow orbit]

Another character, and other sources around limgrave, say that he is a descendant of Godfrey
The first elden lord of the Golden Order. Godrick's great rune further goes on to say that Godfrey and his line of descendants were the first demigods known as "the Golden Lineage"
Look

Godrick's Great Rune [191]

A Great Rune of the shardbearer Godrick. Its blessing raises all attributes.

This Great Rune is known as the anchor ring, found in the center of the Elden Ring.

The first demigods were The Elden Lord Godfrey and his offspring, the golden lineage.

[rapid atlas]

🤔

[brittle bay]

i was so shocked when blaidd's chest armor changes descriptions when you take off the fur so i spent ten minutes altering armor and seeing if the lines change or not and actually found out that some buffs depend on the accessories on the armor when unaltered

[modern mulch]

I think I’m just getting used to how this type of game plays out, i think I’ve always been given objective points and stuff haha.

[desert robin]

Meow

[brittle bay]

i love reading item descriptions

[outer gate]

But yeah godrick is kind of a runt of the litter, he's cocky and arrogant because he grafts parts of others to himself to get stronger, but deep down he's quite the coward

[modern mulch]

That’s so cool! Thank you sm ❤️

[fossil raptor]

nah, thats probably just characterization stuff

[still wren]

i can just buy 1 can of cola for $1.60 while tge supermarket sells fot $2

[gleaming pond]

Yo yo yo

[desert robin]

Meow

[outer gate]

https://tenor.com/view/guilty-gear-bridget-gif-26419214

Yo-Yo

[gleaming pond]

The ultimate weapon

[desert robin]

Brigett

[gleaming pond]

I have an ultimater weapon

damn

[pseudo needle]

i hate maliketh

[fossil raptor]

ugh really

[gleaming pond]

My ultimater weapon is a gif

But no post

I cri

[muted sapphire]

What happens if I click the bot role?

[gleaming pond]

You get booted

[narrow orbit]

You get autobanned

[gleaming pond]

He got auto banned ig

he doesn’t have roles anymore

[narrow orbit]

Well I suppose he found out

[outer gate]

Bot trap (DO NOT CLICK !!!)

[desert robin]

"Icarusneverfell" well look where thinking that got you

[gleaming pond]

You can lead a horse to water

[frozen patrol]

but you cant make it do roundrock rl1

[green halo]

brisket spotted

[gleaming pond]

Why would you lead a horse to water?
They’re strong and independent and can do it themselves

[fossil raptor]

nah, it's about the possibility, not the guarantee.

[nova matrix]

Horse dumb

🐴

[modern mulch]

Where are the walking cathedrals? I found them once but can’t find them again.

[wispy bison]

ur all smelly

[nova matrix]

Drinks dirt

[gleaming pond]

“Life lowkey gives us lemons sometimes, and you gotta like make lemonade or sum”
-Plato, probably

[desert robin]

meow

[wispy bison]

one in weeping peninsula

near the merchant

[narrow orbit]

I assume the one you found was in the weeping peninsula close to the isolated merchant shack

[pastel cove]

Was the albunaurics' design inspired by Jiren

[gleaming pond]

The mausoleums can be found in almost every area

You just have to look

[wispy bison]

just because you got an expert role doesnt mean u can just repeat what i said and get all the credit

[modern mulch]

I found 2 both pretty close to each other

[desert robin]

Yeah man theyre putting dbs references in fromsoft games now

[modern mulch]

And a giant tortoise!

He was so cute

[gleaming pond]

Got it so you’re in liurnia

[green halo]

i think theyre near the minor erdtree in the big area that looks like chile between altus plateau and the swampy place

[gleaming pond]

also it’s a dog

[narrow orbit]

That's in Liurnia
But those can't do shardbearers I'm afraid
There is another in Liurnia that can

[pseudo needle]

i hate maliketh

[gleaming pond]

You said that already Clanker

[narrow orbit]

But anyway the grace for the ones you found was "Mausoleum compound"

[main crypt]

I LOVE maliketh

[pseudo needle]

hes beating my ass

[fossil raptor]

lol you love maliketh? lol.

[pseudo needle]

no u DONT

[gleaming pond]

Just be better fr

[main crypt]

Hes not too bad

[gleaming pond]

Nanami.gif

[modern mulch]

Isn’t a giant bear in the weeping peninsula? 😭

[pseudo needle]

I CANT

[desert robin]

I can dm you some of my no-hits if you need. Theyre not super good but they show how to dodge some attacks

[pseudo needle]

i'd love that

[gleaming pond]

Use bleeds

[desert robin]

Bet

[pseudo needle]

nooo

[gleaming pond]

Why not

[narrow orbit]

There are a lot of giant bears everywhere
Don't particularly remember one there though

[pseudo needle]

i already tried and it wasnt fun

[gleaming pond]

Then get the blasphemous claw

[pseudo needle]

i think im gonna do a str/fth build with the blasphemous blade

[main crypt]

iirc theres a runebear in a cave at the start of weeping

[pastel cove]

GUYS

[gleaming pond]

Madman

[outer gate]

using my expert role to steal your snacks

[pastel cove]

if i buy elden ring ps4 does it come with shadow of the erdtree or do i have to buy a second disc

[fossil raptor]

nah, buy it separately semes like it

[gleaming pond]

Lucky can you post the Nanami gif so ppl know what I’m talking about

[pseudo needle]

smart

[modern mulch]

Bears scare me alot so you can imagine the FRIGHT I got when a giant one started chasing 😭😂😭😂

[outer gate]

If you buy the digital deluxe version

the DLC doesn't come with a disc of its own

[outer gate]

who is that

there's so many gifs of this dude idk which one !!

[gleaming pond]

Just put Nanami in the gif bar
It’s a guy like with his arms out on the beach

[outer gate]

https://tenor.com/view/nanami-nanami-kento-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-gojo-gif-9721827202022859485

[main crypt]

We HATE jjk

[raven fern]

He so happy

[gleaming pond]

Thx lucky

[outer gate]

no glorplem

[hardy drift]

only after shinjuku showdown

[gleaming pond]

Yeah cus no Gojo

[pseudo needle]

bro bro bro

he was ONE SHOT

[main crypt]

I think I liked it all the way through. im not so sure about modulo though

[hardy drift]

no cuz its just bs 😭

[main crypt]

kinda lost the plot on that one

[gleaming pond]

Not as bad as csm

[hardy drift]

holy truthnvke

finally a good opinion in this server ✌️

[glossy badge]

where do i ask for trades

[fossil raptor]

prob check the #trading or ask someone in a general chat like that

[gleaming pond]

#how-to-access-trade-channels

[glossy badge]

i have access is there a place where i can start trading?

[fossil raptor]

try #trading or ask generally

[gleaming pond]

Go to the trading channel

say “can anyone drop me things”

[narrow orbit]

#pc-trading-chat

[glossy badge]

thanks

[urban delta]

🍎

[gleaming pond]

How it feels to not have access to the trading channels

[fossil raptor]

kinda frustrating, lowkey stuck bc of it

[obsidian sand]

Can anyone game share eldenring psn I’ll do anything hell I’ll suck on some toes

[fossil raptor]

nah not sure if anyone has it

[gleaming pond]

No game share talk

[obsidian sand]

Damn it Alr

[fossil raptor]

ugh whatever

[outer gate]

Don't be weird either

[fossil raptor]

lol chill

[molten briar]

Anyone wanna team up

[magic bluff]

is there a summon for the Godfrey first elden lord boss

[gleaming pond]

#playstation-co-op

[molten briar]

Lol whoops 🤭

[fossil raptor]

ugh what was that

[gleaming pond]

Wrong chat cuzzo

[pseudo needle]

did i mention that i hate maliketh

[desert robin]

Nepheli, Shabriri

[gleaming pond]

Brother it ain’t that hard

[main crypt]

y tho

[magic bluff]

where are they?

[desert robin]

Are you from 2016

[gleaming pond]

@outer gate

[desert robin]

Shrug, think theyre associated with quests

[main crypt]

the only bad thing I can remember is how long his combos are before you can do a hit him on the big knife ground slam or the rock throw for first phase

[outer gate]

[gleaming pond]

Thanks you

[pseudo needle]

IT IS

[main crypt]

🤔

[pseudo needle]

it is for me

[fossil raptor]

nah thats just vibes then

[gleaming pond]

Just use a gun or sum

Bloodbourne ts

[main crypt]

smithscript build

[pseudo needle]

i thought the godskin duo were harder 😭

[outer gate]

Smithscript build

[main crypt]

the shield is so fun in the offhand its actually peak

[main crypt]

😁

[outer gate]

Oddly enough the shield is one of the best ones lol

[gleaming pond]

Enemies taking three nano pixels of damage when I throw a 2 ton hammer at their face:

[outer gate]

the rest have a lot of needless drawbacks

[hushed torrent]

woof

[main crypt]

I agree and the windup is horrible

but PLEASE pick one of the other 10 smithscript weapons

[outer gate]

the cirques are pretty good too, the rest leave a lot to be desired

[nova matrix]

The wind up is a live hitbox

You pop it in someones face and launch it at point blank

[gleaming pond]

I have genuine ptsd from those stupid cirque enemies

[main crypt]

I feel its more of a pvp weapon anyways cause of that fact

[gleaming pond]

whatever they’re called

[main crypt]

theres not a lot of times you get to wind it up fully in a boss fight unless its long range

[outer gate]

Live hitbox is nice but needing 5 billion stamina just to do a ranged gimmick attack up close for less poise damage than a normal greathammer isn't a great tradeoff

when the ranged attack of a weapon is only good up close, you designed a bad ranged attack

[drowsy raft]

Guys what build should I do?
The one shot mage build
The tank build
The blood loss build
Or a strength build?

[nova matrix]

But funny and novel melee attack with ranged feature

[gleaming pond]

You’d think getting hit in the face with a hammer traveling at roughly the speed of moving car would make you stagger a lot more

[gleaming pond]

Strength

[nova matrix]

I'm here for style🐴

[outer gate]

The spinning gimmick wouls have been a fun unique melee heavy, where it ends in a big baseball swing rather than throwing it

[gleaming pond]

guts build

[main crypt]

strength faith with a smithscript weapon you can change in your offhand

😁✌️

[gleaming pond]

Steel ball run reference

[outer gate]

It knocks a lot of enemies down to be fair

[drowsy raft]

Alright so I am level 236 and I should go max strength and what else?

[outer gate]

But the actual stance damage isnt great lol

Same with the damage damage
I mean, it's free I guess

[main crypt]

faith. a lot of cool weapons there

[nova matrix]

I do not agree with the manufacturing of ball bearings of steel. Bronze spheres are the superior alloy

[drowsy raft]

For a strength build?

[gleaming pond]

65 str please
Invest points elsewhere
Start with endurance, then vig, then dex

[nova matrix]

I ponder my bronzen orb

[outer gate]

Why 65

odd number

[drowsy raft]

Max strength,vigor, dexterity then the rest endurance?

[nova matrix]

Rounds up to 99? I forget does str 2h round up or down

[main crypt]

yeah. maliketh's blade, black steel greathammer etc

[desert robin]

six s💥

[outer gate]

Rounds decimals down

[nova matrix]

Dam

[native stream]

Erm

Sleeping didn't aork

[gleaming pond]

I’ve found 65 to be the answer to most problems
How old are dinosaurs?
65 million years or sum
How fast is your car on a local road?
65 kph
How many bones did you break when you got hit by that car?
65 ish

[outer gate]

gulp

[gleaming pond]

Eat something

That usually works

[native stream]

Would still only be 98 even if round up

[outer gate]

strength can go past 99 too

[native stream]

Besides 2h str can surpass 99 anyway yeah

[gleaming pond]

Max vig, ~65 str and dex, and endurance should be comfortable with your current build

[drowsy raft]

Bet

[native stream]

65 is no softcap is just sounds funny

[gleaming pond]

Huh

64 is a Titanfall reference

[native stream]

Like why are we recommending 65 stat investment is what I'm meaning lol

[gleaming pond]

Idk it’s what I always use when strengthing it

[main crypt]

isnt it?

[desert robin]

Cuz it sounds funny :3

[native stream]

60 is a softcap

[gleaming pond]

Yeah but 65 is better than soft cap

[native stream]

57 is also closer to being a softcap than 65

[main crypt]

ig i forgot

[native stream]

80 being the final softcap

[gleaming pond]

would you rather him put 99 in strength and waste points?

[outer gate]

five seven !!!

[main crypt]

some of the other stats are 65 though right?

[gleaming pond]

It was 65 or 99 for him

[outer gate]

You can't exactly waste points at like rl280

[gleaming pond]

pick your poison

I like my stats to be spread

[native stream]

65 is never a softcap in any circumstance lol

[main crypt]

I just remember some of them being either 55 or 65

[outer gate]

You can get 60 vigor, 80-99str, endurance to medium roll, 25-38 faith for buffs, and still have plenty leftover, so suggesting to stop at 65 is kinda pointless

[main crypt]

I could be wrong which I probably am

[gleaming pond]

Whatevs if he wanted a build he should’ve asked the mechanics down in #builds

[native stream]

55 is also not a softcap despite some people claiming it is

55 is a gross generalisation of damage stat softcaps. Because elemental AR softcaps at 50 but physical AR softcaps at 60. So someone decided to just pick a number in the middle instead of just yknow sharing the right information

[main crypt]

💔

[marble hare]

67

[hardy drift]

76

[gleaming pond]

90210

[hardy drift]

uhhmhm

2

[gleaming pond]

4

[outer gate]

[main crypt]

3 🤔

[outer gate]

no more numbers.

[hardy drift]

gomen ducky

[gleaming pond]

Gurkenflerken

[desert robin]

yeehaw

[marble hare]

67?

[gleaming pond]

googol

[gleaming pond]

Rigmarole

[native stream]

Are you Mason from hit game call of duty black ops

[outer gate]

I am not

[marble hare]

but...heh...67

[main crypt]

Should I do a challenge run?

[outer gate]

I am actually aigis from the hit game persona 3

[native stream]

Waow...

[outer gate]

[gleaming pond]

I am secretly guy from free guy

Ryan Reynolds plays me

[still wren]

ooooohhhh east virginia

[silver cloak]

hallo

[rapid atlas]

[raven fern]

Six seven

[raven fern]

Aegis my beloved

[gleaming pond]

United murica mentioned 🦅🦅🦅

[still wren]

i like how cucumbers are kinda tasteless and then you soak them in vinegar and it now tastes good

[hardy drift]

four five

[raven fern]

five seven 🧐

[hardy drift]

yucky

[gleaming pond]

Jack Queen

[main crypt]

the texture carries

[hardy drift]

king ace

[main crypt]

doesnt even need flavor

[still wren]

its pickles 😭

[gleaming pond]

Two three

[hardy drift]

eight nine

[marble hare]

67

[still wren]

there are foods that are crunchy and not tasteless

[hardy drift]

I know, pickles are yuckkk

[still wren]

cucumbers and iceberg lettuce are the worst vegetables

[inner gyro]

Someone told me that you have to be wasted in order to make it an official experience at Waffle House.

[still wren]

nutritionless and tasteless

[main crypt]

wow

[gleaming pond]

Damn I’m out of numbers
Light_Yagami_he_got_me.gif

[main crypt]

slander

[hardy drift]

You missed one, ten

[silver cloak]

light yagani he got me gif

67

[gleaming pond]

What do I pair 10 with

[proper ridge]

..

[hardy drift]

light yagami he 67ed me gif

[silver cloak]

xd

this guy gets it

[gleaming pond]

2026 is the only year where numbers are a relevant conversation

[hardy drift]

no

[raven fern]

9+10

[hardy drift]

1984

[marble hare]

2014

[raven fern]

2001

[hardy drift]

oh yeah cuz 2 x 1 = 4

[inner gyro]

If a Waffle House ever opened near me I’d be going there damn near twice a week. The nearest Waffle House for me is in Arizona.

[raven fern]

I love Arizona

[hazy sand]

hello

[raven fern]

Hi who are you

[gleaming pond]

No we can’t have a conversation about anything

[silver cloak]

i know you

[gleaming pond]

thought police and stuff

[hazy sand]

i disagree

[gleaming pond]

Get out corpo slop

Jk

[silver cloak]

how?

[hazy sand]

the joke is this place is the corpo slop

[gleaming pond]

sigh

[spring geyser]

hello

[raven fern]

We are

Ch

[silver cloak]

im not the heaven

[inner gyro]

That’s a 15-16 hour drive. 🧇

[spring geyser]

fr

[raven fern]

I was made in heaven

[silver cloak]

what does it mean

[raven fern]

Short for Furry

[silver cloak]

why did my message get yeeted

[raven fern]

Argentina

[spring geyser]

It's an Arabic phrase but it has a deep meaning I don't know how to explain it in English

[silver cloak]

can you try to?

[pastel cove]

do they have elden ring on the quest 2

[exotic mica]

hello

[marble hare]

yh, pretty sure

[lavish turtle]

What’s the difference between regular and golden parry

[glass flame]

Regular has longer active frames, golden is shorter but has a longer range.

And it takes fp whereas normal doesnt.

[lavish turtle]

So golden is harder to land pretty much

[glass flame]

Yeah

[lavish turtle]

Ok thank you

[main crypt]

I LOVE parrying

[silver cloak]

you haven’t tried yet

[rapid atlas]

Try parrying rellana

[exotic mica]

looks thers no place for new ones

[main crypt]

I've done it. the only difficult one is the combo switchup cause the timing is different

the really hard one is morgott

[umbral raptor]

Hi

[main crypt]

Hey

[umbral raptor]

Who will donate runes to me?

😭

[main crypt]

🤔

[umbral raptor]

😔

[marble hare]

how many?

[outer gate]

i've got a single broken rune and some glowstones

[main crypt]

LOL

you can do a lot with that tbh

[native stream]

Lucky, it's pride month soon, where are the rainbow stones :LN_grumpysack:

[lapis saddle]

I didn’t know there was a death rite bird in Caelid but I barely had any time to be shocked cus bro flew off a cliff and died

[outer gate]

OH YEAH it is pride month soon kind of

[main crypt]

yeah its protecting that one tear

[raven fern]

Gay time

the woke mob is gonna gay the server and we’re all gonna ummm yup

[sick storm]

time to rename the server to dark souls 2

[spring geyser]

When a person becomes attached to another, considering them a significant part of their life and loving them deeply to the point of seeing them as paradise, and this feeling is reciprocated, the person they love may have no feelings for them whatsoever—neither love nor anything else. They are merely insignificant and hate everything they see, perceiving nothing but darkness and hopelessness. When they finally confess the truth to the person they love, they say, "I am not the paradise you thought I was.”

damn I tried bruh

[umbral raptor]

I need a lot

[outer gate]

my cat is STILL in the basket

[sick storm]

towel

[native stream]

Have you tried picking it up

[silver cloak]

!!!! thank you so much

[sick storm]

evil

if the cat wants to be in the basket who are we to refuse it

[raven fern]

Must be comfortable

[outer gate]

https://tenor.com/view/agnes-tachyon-uma-musume-low-cortisol-gif-1044120754729731909

Sprite free

ice cold

[marble hare]

i have marikas rune and a few shadow runes

[outer gate]

from my fridge

[raven fern]

Sun is down, freezing cold, that’s how you already know, winters here

[nova matrix]

Make sprite carrots

[narrow orbit]

@outer gate I need you to coach me for Sohei

[silver cloak]

can i have a sprite too

[narrow orbit]

How do I not die to rep 100 warlords

[outer gate]

I literally have like 1 rep on him

[narrow orbit]

You're better than me!

[outer gate]

but I do know quite a bit about all the characters so yeah

uhhh I can play like a game or two now if you want

[narrow orbit]

Yippie!!

[nova matrix]

I dont know nothin about sohei, but I do know warlord is a shield dude like my conq and its ez game gg if you can bait and punish the down block

[timid echo]

drizzy cooked

[raven fern]

I hate the drizz

His voice bothers me

[timid echo]

his old stuff is decent

[raven fern]

old huh… I like that name….

his old stuff is alright ye

[main crypt]

I actually have a character with a lot of runes

[narrow orbit]

Sohei is interesting
His whole deal is that his guardbreaks and his follow ups involve him rummaging through his forks and his mallets until he charges all his 6 souls and screams "ZENKAIII" which means he has unlocked a special command grab that obliterates your healthbar

[nova matrix]

Sounds like he'd destroy me, I was always bad at dealing with grabs

[gleaming thunder]

Hello everyone

[timid echo]

ye ? the goat who made tlop

[raven fern]

Hello everynyan, how are you? Fine thank you

[umbral raptor]

Would you give me some?

[raven fern]

The goat that made lr and mbdtf

[main crypt]

Sure. but how? We summon each other or smth?

[nova matrix]

Maybe I'm bored enough to redownload for honor

[raven fern]

Don’t.

[nova matrix]

But I can play conq and run around the map going "RAH" all game

[raven fern]

I drirpepd my phone on my foott

[timid echo]

are you ?

[nova matrix]

Wear steel toe boots while typing

[outer gate]

I love my conq

[raven fern]

im not….

[celest remnant]

Pop quiz time! You're driving along and you come across this, what do?

[steep moss]

i was looking at it last month, genuinely shocked that it’s around 100gb now lol, when it first released it was like 20gb on xbox

[hardy drift]

are you, coming to the tree

[timid echo]

there was this dude with a hellsing pfp

[hot dome]

light snack

[steep moss]

turn tf around

ain’t getting robbed and killed tonight

[celest remnant]

Ding ding ding winner

[raven fern]

Sounds like a loser

[hardy drift]

idk how to drive

[timid echo]

tf that song was in my head beforehand

[celest remnant]

the boards with nails are a red herring to get you out of your car

[native stream]

@outer gate ough the tummy troubles have not left me at this time of night

[timid echo]

yeah 😂 like you

[nova matrix]

I thought they were just spike strips and this was a police chase

[raven fern]

whimper whimper

[timid echo]

I'm sorry 🥺

[supple jay]

Bunny hop

[mighty cloak]

guys im having a hard time deciding whether i should buy GTA V or elden ring

[outer gate]

Yeah mine isn't too great

[timid echo]

how is that a hard time ?

[white sleet]

@celest remnant gang get off the server you have been here every single time I look in this chat, thanks for all the help you do but like seriously

[mighty cloak]

it just is

[raven fern]

I loved gtaV 10 years ago

[hardy drift]

I never loved gta never played it either

[hot dome]

gta 4 so peak tho

[hot dome]

elden ring

[hardy drift]

never played that either

[white sleet]

Treasure vs garbage typa comparison

[hardy drift]

ultrakill

[sick storm]

monster hunter wild

[hardy drift]

I've never played a game before

[white sleet]

Not hating on gta v but come on elden ring vs gta? That's not even a question

[hot dome]

lets not joke around now

[green yew]

Exactly, gta v slaps

[timid echo]

@hot dome you seen ichi the killer movie adaptation

?

[hardy drift]

you could get 4 ultrakills for 1 elden ring

[hot dome]

nah lol i didnt even know it had a film until i got done reading it and tried to talk to a friend about it

[mighty cloak]

you see elden ring is realy frickin coool, and has like 100+ hours of gameplay, i love the setting and that its a long game. however, gta v which is one of the few story games that takes place in modern times, and i absoulutely love those. and i love me some violence and gta has alot of that

[main crypt]

Hollow knight clears

[hot dome]

thats when i found out there was a film and she thought i was on about that

[hot dome]

what a horrid time

[mighty cloak]

my friend is such a silksong glazer bro i cant even lie

[hardy drift]

You like violence? Ultrakill is GREAT for you

[timid echo]

I heard the film is really really gruesome

[main crypt]

Its a good game tho. Glaze-worthy

[hot dome]

id hope so lol if its ichi the killer

[mighty cloak]

isnt ultrakill a megalovania

[hardy drift]

silksong is slop

[timid echo]

I never read the manga , how good is it ?

[mighty cloak]

overrated, yes but in no way is it slop

[main crypt]

Brrrrr wrong

[hot dome]

very good, very gorey

[hardy drift]

son im crine what are you talking about its metroidvania 😭

[hot dome]

very nsfw at times

[timid echo]

GTA is more frequently on sale tho

[silver cloak]

uhh uhhh what faith spells should i look out for around the limgrave

[white sleet]

Yes

[timid echo]

yeah..m

[hardy drift]

hk was lightyears better, silksong captured absolutely nothing good about the original it was too much and not enough in the wrong areas

[sick storm]

soulslike

[mighty cloak]

ye i found it for only 25 bucks but elden ring was like double

[timid echo]

have you seen Cure ? 1997

[hot dome]

never heard of it

[mighty cloak]

screw it ima buy gta then when im done ill do elden ring i have the money anyway

[hot dome]

reading the description it sounds fire

[raven fern]

Absolutely love this

[timid echo]

genuinely watch it , make sure to wear headphones

[hardy drift]

oh my days are the repo lobbies are just losers today

[hot dome]

playing it in the living room surround sound system

[white sleet]

Become a strength or dex user

[desert robin]

Thought people dropped that when the streamers did

[raven fern]

I play it with my friends hehe

[timid echo]

yeah it's a horror movie kinda but there is no jump scares , the camera angle and sounds and cinematography make it scary

[silver cloak]

xd i wanna use strength and faith

[raven fern]

repo has public lobbies?

[green yew]

Yo daksh wassup

[main crypt]

I think the only thing I dislike is the change from charms to tools. It did feel way better in hk

[timid echo]

peak 🙏

[celest remnant]

Sounds like a personal problem, I own a phone nerd I'm only ACTUALLY here about 20% of the day

[hardy drift]

nah it still brings in a lot of players

[white sleet]

Who are you..? I am sorry if I forgot

[raven fern]

Would you guys like me more if I was a chihuahua

[white sleet]

That's 4.8 hours on this server alone

[silver cloak]

yes

[raven fern]

Okay… I’ll leave …

Arf arf

[hardy drift]

those who played the game 💔 tools are not charms, charms are charms and tools are tools you just equip them in the same menu

[green yew]

I'm a nobody
We jus met, you don't know me
I'm meeting you for the first time

[timid echo]

we would like you if

[hardy drift]

Hell no

[white sleet]

Alright then hello

[celest remnant]

Yeah? You ain't the dictator of how I spend my free time lol, or if I multitask when my time isn't free

[raven fern]

Go on.

[green yew]

Hi, can i friend you?

[silver cloak]

thats already my name get your own thing

[green yew]

I'm a no one

[timid echo]

[white sleet]

My bad gang I didn't mean to offend, i really like discussing things with you 👍

[white sleet]

Sure why?

[mighty cloak]

off topic but my dad judges games purely off of graphics

[green yew]

Coz I think we are from the same country

[white sleet]

Uh ask me in dms

[celest remnant]

How old is your dad, 23

[white sleet]

Valid

[celest remnant]

not really, no

[mighty cloak]

like, i showed him silksong, and without hearing anything he just said "ehhh, this game looks so old and bad"

[green yew]

Okay

[celest remnant]

judging purely off graphics is how things like call of duty continue to get made

[mighty cloak]

he dissed both silksong and deltarune

[raven fern]

One of my dad’s friends came over and he said my games look garbage (Ultrakill, blasphemous, risk of rain 2) and bought me arc raiders 😭

[white sleet]

It's a VIDEO game, so if the video part is ass then the game is ass

[timid echo]

nononk

noooooo

[white sleet]

Hn execute him right now for slander against silksong

[celest remnant]

Video game just implies it is a game you do not have to spend 36 hours setting up (as opposed to tabletop) you clown, what do you think all video games have been the peak of graphics forever?

https://tenor.com/view/p-ong-gif-21099491

[timid echo]

if you only play games with high quality graphics you will miss out on lots of stuff

[mighty cloak]

48

[celest remnant]

oh yeah look at that extreme graphic fidelity

this is so exciting to look at

[raven fern]

I need to use the bathroom

[timid echo]

sure go ahead lemme unlock it for you

[green yew]

Daksh uh i texted you

[mighty cloak]

im sorry for your loss

[raven fern]

Thank you

[raven fern]

Thank you

[celest remnant]

oh and lets not forget my favorite example of graphical perfection

[white sleet]

I get what your saying but like I can't bring myself to play the old gta games like there really is no point when I could be playing something better. When I talk about the graphics it's just like old games

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/ocarina-of-time-zelda-secret-keep-a-secret-blabbermouth-gif-23207316

[mighty cloak]

gta vi

[raven fern]

Is that chronic trigger

[celest remnant]

That time when Zelda wasn't allowed individual fingers

that's princess zelda from the nintendo 64 classic "Ocarina of Time"

[mighty cloak]

ocarina of time getting a remake btw

[raven fern]

Just kidding hehe, got you hehe 🌺

[celest remnant]

what a beauty right, with her stump hands

graphic fidelity at its finest

at least she gets individual thumbs

[white sleet]

Could not pay me to play this game

[elder ivy]

So I was playing Elden ring randomizer, in Morgotts great rune tower, there's a boss arena right before it. The arena is pitch black you can't see anything when you go inside it, essentially like a void. Instead of there being an omen boss, the randomizer spawned a black knife assassin in a pitch black arena, so you can guess how that went

[mighty cloak]

leave

leave the server

and never come back

[celest remnant]

"Could not pay me to enjoy classical literature I'm just gonna go ahead and eat paint chips"

[white sleet]

I am sorry but I can't force myself to enjoy something that looks like it wasn't made this century

[raven fern]

Falling for the clearest ragebait of 2026

[celest remnant]

Lack of graphical fidelity forces games writers to actually do their job

See you say that Agi

[round hare]

oreos are only ok

[celest remnant]

but he's had takes like this before

I think he's being genuine lol

[raven fern]

Study their brain

[white sleet]

So valid i hate the white part in the middle

[mighty cloak]

"this games story, gameplay and character development is all garbage, hey but the graphics are good so 10/10"

[raven fern]

Black ops 7

[celest remnant]

Call of duty makes really good skyboxes

[raven fern]

Blue

[celest remnant]

clearly I should open my life savings to treyarch

[raven fern]

call of duty games don’t even have clouds anymore lmao

[celest remnant]

call of duty games don't even have players anymore

peak that they got tired of pretty slop

[raven fern]

God I wish

[white sleet]

No like why would I play something with bad graphics when I could literally js find a better game with decent graphics

[celest remnant]

Wish granted, cod was upset enough about it to release a letter blaming the fanbase for leaving to other games

[raven fern]

They’re so smart

[round hare]

Really?

[mighty cloak]

is anyone here an artist. if so can you draw this guy pregnant (10 months)

[celest remnant]

Fun gameplay systems, enjoyable characters, deep story, not being afraid to let you actually play a video game

[round hare]

I assumed the franchise would always have a huge loyal playerbase

[celest remnant]

Not literally call of duty will cling to life like a dying water bear

but the letter was a clear sign that they're not pleased with the direction it's going

[raven fern]

2k games and cod games make money from spitting on their fans

[spare spear]

Damn you must hate horror games nowadays then

[thick halo]

EA

[white sleet]

I did not think this would be a hot take, like why would assault your eyes by looking at old games

[celest remnant]

Horror Games today when they actually look like garbage but hide it behind ue5 and lighting choices

[round hare]

We need more battle royales and battle passes

[white sleet]

Would like to try them

[thick halo]

They make the same football game every year and charge 70€ for it

[mighty cloak]

what do you thinkof astro bot

[round hare]

Make it a live service too

[mighty cloak]

imo is overhated

[white sleet]

The starting ps5 thing?

[mighty cloak]

nah thats astros playroom

[spare spear]

I usually find that when the horror aspect is put in consideration before graphics it’s usually better

Fears to fathom is a decent example

[timid echo]

I heard about it what's it about?

it's like different episodes of a story of smth

[spare spear]

It’s a game with 5 episodes with different stories, and those stories are real and where submitted by fans

Well.. they say real

[white sleet]

That game that costs 50$?

[mighty cloak]

i got it for 30$ but yea

[slow pilot]

Guys the falling star beast just stopped it's ram attack infront of me before doing an another ram attack

[white sleet]

Genuinely why would you buy it

[mighty cloak]

cuz astros playroom was amazing for a free game

[white sleet]

Like what you exactly did you think before burning 30$

[mighty cloak]

and i love platformerz

[white sleet]

Play silksong or hollow knight then

[mighty cloak]

i thought you said they were slop because of the bad graphics??

hollow knight games just arent my type of gam

game*

[white sleet]

Fym I love hollow knight and silksong, have you seen the background art of silksong???

Masterpiece

I would give decades of my life to play it again for the first time

[mighty cloak]

do you play on playstation or xbox or pc

cuz i play on ps5

[white sleet]

Used to be pc only but it broke so on ps5 now

[mighty cloak]

nice

what games do you own

[white sleet]

I want to play hollow knight so bad but the controls too hard

[white sleet]

Ps plus, I think exclusive or deluxe i don't remember

And elden ring

Used to play Lots of fifa on friends ps

[white sleet]

Did you mean play?

[mighty cloak]

i have rdr2, the last of part 1, gow 2018, spiderman 2, gran turismo 7 and obviously astro bot, as i told you

you ever play rdr2?

[white sleet]

Na I wanna start rdr1

[mighty cloak]

you do know

[white sleet]

Isn't spiderman on ps plus?

[mighty cloak]

red dead 2 takes place BEFORE red dead 1

[white sleet]

I have no idea abt what the gameplay is abt tho

Js heard it's a good game

[mighty cloak]

bro red dead 2 story is before red dead 1

[spare spear]

Red dead 2 is a phenomenal game but the gameplay is kinda mid

[mighty cloak]

agreed

[white sleet]

Rdr2 isn't on ps plus so I can't get it 😭

[thick halo]

That thing is boring af

[mighty cloak]

just buy it normally son

[modern mulch]

Why is night comet glintstone int so high 😭

[mighty cloak]

i bought it for only 15 bucks

[white sleet]

Times are tough 😮‍💨✌️

[spare spear]

Get a job

[white sleet]

Not really I am too lazy to get it , also I got other stuff to do

[mighty cloak]

so you can afford 10 bucks a month or morebut you cant spend 15 on peak

[glass flame]

Good spell

[white sleet]

Yea my parents would murder me if I did

[modern mulch]

I looked up an early game mage build and it said to get that

😭

[glass flame]

You dont look up anything, you do you at your own pace and make of the world what you will.

[silver cloak]

I killed my first boss, i think

beast man of somewhere xd

[modern mulch]

I just needed a better spell because I kept getting clapped

[spare spear]

Good enough, give him malenia

[white sleet]

Good job

[silver cloak]

i want that golden halberd though

[glass flame]

Then let loose on the winds and find the ends of the earth, within creek and hollow uncover your treasures, but let no one steal that discovery from you, for you have the power!

[white sleet]

Then beat the tree sentinel

[raven fern]

I’ll never forgive them

[silver cloak]

unfortunately.. I am a maidenless

[white sleet]

💔🥀

[nova jetty]

135 hours in, and I'm only missing 5 bosses in the DLC. Saved Ymir's questline and the last three bosses for last.

Till now, nothing in the DLC has been as difficult and tedious as Malenia which I think is a good thing tbh

[hollow shale]

Hi

[crisp idol]

Whose the worst boss to fight in the dlc? Because I’m on Mesmer and he’s not letting me BREATHE😭

[crisp idol]

I beg to differ😭 malenia was annoying but Mesmer doing the absolute most and then SOME

[hot panther]

Defeated malenia with my spell blade build today :)))

[hot panther]

PCR

[hot panther]

PCR is just bad to fight, same goes for Ymir quest's last boss if you are a melee

[nova jetty]

I understand your pain. He was a difficult boss. He and Bayle gave me the most trouble thus far. Still, Malenia is the hardest boss, for me

[hot panther]

Thx

Hey guys

Guess how much positive feedback I have in my most popular message

[nova jetty]

Scadutree Avatar was a joke lmao

[hot panther]

Yeah lol

[steep moss]

atleast 15

[hot panther]

9

Im so popular

[steep moss]

my most rated message has 1000+ and all it says is “message”

[crisp idol]

Best Bayle first try and malenia took me four tries

[hot panther]

✋ 😔 🤚
Cinema

[steep moss]

the best part is that i have 0 idea where it’s placed, it says mountaintops of the giants but that could literally be anywhere

i’ve tried looking for it but it’s lost media at this point

[hot panther]

My theory is that George R. R. Martin choose every phrase and word you could put in a message.

[nova jetty]

I wrote that after killing the first one. I spoke too soon, lol. Managed to down two of them on the first try tho

[nova jetty]

That's crazy. Were you overleveled or playing magic build?

[crisp idol]

Dragon lightning and mimic lvl 10

[hot panther]

Dragon!!!!

[raven fern]

They killed my baby

[crisp idol]

lol

[hot panther]

So you are a true drake warrior

[warm wraith]

beans

[crisp idol]

lol only dragon that gave me trouble was sessenax

[hot panther]

(Message appraised)

[crisp idol]

Palucidax was annoying af to reach but he was light work

[nova jetty]

It got lucky on my second attempt. Died by blood loss. It's an ex boss nontheless

Third time's the charm

[hot panther]

Try fire
But, dodge

[crisp idol]

I love my mimic but imma need him to start spamming this erdtree heal because Mesmer not giving me the chance too 😭

[dull hazel]

P

[hot panther]

Hes weak to holy

[crisp idol]

Fr???

[hot panther]

Ye

[crisp idol]

Can’t send gifs, my message was denied, lord have mercy

It’s STRICT up in here🥲

[hot panther]

#media-and-links

[crisp idol]

I got him down to 2% HP left and he snap blinked from my mimic to in front of me with an aoe attack

[nova jetty]

Took it down on the third try. Went with my usual melee build

[crisp idol]

Best of luck to you brother 🫡

[jagged widget]

Holy damage is a lot more effective in the DLC
One of the reasons why I like it so much

[crisp idol]

So what’s the best holy weapon because I was running bloodloss

[jagged widget]

Str or dex

[crisp idol]

Doesn’t matter

I have the stats

[jagged widget]

You have every stat?

[crisp idol]

Nope

But I invested a lot in are and dex

Str*

[jagged widget]

And you said you have a bleed build

[main panther]

I have 15 in every stat is that good

[crisp idol]

Doesn’t that proc with dex?….

[jagged widget]

I feel like you should get your stat priorities straight

[pastel cove]

What does the purple grease do

Soporific grouse I think its called

[jagged widget]

Arcane

But only if the weapon scales with arc

[pastel cove]

also why can I never use the dragonwound grease on any weapon

[crisp idol]

Ohhh yh I have that also

I thought you were about to tell me mind or stamina because babyyyyy those some bad words 😩😩😩

[jagged widget]

Soporific = sleep

[crisp idol]

And faith

[jagged widget]

It makes enemies sleep
Not every enemy can sleep though

[celest remnant]

sopapilla=tasty

[crisp idol]

Ain’t got that either lmao

[tiny canopy]

yo

[jagged widget]

Godskins can sleep
And most humanoid npcs

[raven fern]

They killed her

[jagged widget]

You don't need everything

[celest remnant]

Community members pinging us with "This guy is a bot" when I deploy the tried and true technique of "Asking them":

[rough belfry]

Can anyone speak spanish?

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/brain-gif-338783462287106063

[halcyon kernel]

There is a Spanish channel

[rough belfry]

oh, sorry, where?

[jagged widget]

If you're running a bleed build, assuming you're using a Dex weapon, you'll just need vigour, Dex, arc and some endurance

[silver cloak]

good evening

[jagged widget]

Soy sombrero
Soy sauce

[halcyon kernel]

In id:customize you can grab the Spanish role

[rough belfry]

eres un genio

[crisp idol]

If you said holy damage is much better in dlc I can try holy

I’ve actually never really thought about a holy build of sorts

Or considered it’s better for dlc..

[halcyon kernel]

Grabbing the Spanish role will unlock the Spanish speaking channel for you

[jagged widget]

My Spanish knowledge is very foreign

[jagged widget]

What i mean is that holy damage is utterly useless in the base game because every shard bearer resists it

[hazy sand]

Grabbing the Spanish role will make you a target of the British army and we will not show mercy

[crisp idol]

Ahhh

[jagged widget]

I apologise

[crisp idol]

I read somewhere that bloodloss was the best so I was running that as best as I could from base game till now

[jagged widget]

Not every boss can bleed

[rough belfry]

i don’t see spanish channels

[nova jetty]

Lost against the fingers on my first attempt. Guess I'll go to bed tilted tonight

[jagged widget]

#general-es

[rough belfry]

ty

[jagged widget]

Spanish sounds very funny to me

[main panther]

i have 15 in all stats and i barely do any damage

[crisp idol]

This statement alone is ridiculous but after coming across Elden ring I can’t even disagree 😂😂😂😂

[kind quail]

Me when the big tree doesnt bleed🤯

[jagged widget]

Me when rock doesn't bleed 🤯

[kind quail]

Me when dragon armor doesnt bleed🤯

[jagged widget]

That's ds3

Wrong game

[kind quail]

Me when giant skeleton doesnt bleed🤯

[nova jetty]

Does the fingers have a phase two after losing all health?

I'm guessing yes

[kind quail]

Its the prove that your statement applies to most of the souls games

[jagged widget]

Metyr?

[nova jetty]

Yeah

[jagged widget]

No

[nova jetty]

Really? Then it isn't hard at all

[jagged widget]

Oh yeh

[jagged widget]

uh..-
Y-yes it is..

[kind quail]

Metyr isnt hard
Just dont die to the purple quasar piss laser

[nova jetty]

I died jumping into those eyes

[kind quail]

Just run tbh

[jagged widget]

I also really hate the tornado move

[kind quail]

Shield+alot of stamina

[jagged widget]

Shields are outside of my ecosystem

Which feels wrong because I did a shield only run

[kind quail]

You'll block half of it
But its better than anything

[jagged widget]

But the DLC wasn't out yet so..

[round hare]

well.

[fossil dome]

guys i cant find bladidd in nokron

[nova jetty]

I was one hit away from winning. What a joke.

Not easy. Not difficult.

[nova matrix]

Throwing knives op op op op

[nova jetty]

Lmao. Easy!

[nova matrix]

You dont need to

[nova jetty]

Hit it in the front with special attacks while other attacks are for the back where it cannot attack

[warm wraith]

Radahn Is the only demi-god i can't hate, he's just so peak

[nova matrix]

Radahns a loser

Source: I read alot of book

[nova jetty]

Bayle is harder than Metyr

[nova matrix]

Correct

Bayle is a winner

[celest remnant]

Love soup.

You're telling me you hid a little food in some water?

I'll find it.

[nova matrix]

You cant just cold post "love soup"

[nova jetty]

God. I feel so OP now. Pouring almost 140 hours into this game has turned me into a monster

Count Ymir first try. No elixirs

[nova matrix]

Now go play pvp

Be humbled

[celest remnant]

You bet I can.

[nova jetty]

Haha no I'm not ready for that

[winged obsidian]

it's very satisfying to learn a lot of these boss fights I'll admit

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/stirring-soup-food52-vegetable-soup-cooking-gif-19592413

Soup tax

[winged obsidian]

morgott is one of my favorites

[nova jetty]

PVP is for people who have poured at least 200 hours into the game if not more

[nova matrix]

Stew is better than soup

[warm wraith]

how DARE YOU

[jagged widget]

1 playthrough id say

[winged obsidian]

Elden ring pvp is fun every now and then but it's pretty sweaty

[steel sundial]

Hey

[nova matrix]

It being sweaty is whats funny

[celest remnant]

thicker soup, yum

[winged obsidian]

I play for the meme in pvp instead of trying to win

[warm wraith]

Radahn is peak. Ma boy never hurted nobody, and had a cat. and a horse. and he studied ancient space gravity magic to ride his fav horse when he got way too strong and massive

[winged obsidian]

I'm not good at 2v1s

[nova matrix]

The ideal is to get good enough you can meme and still win

[warm wraith]

Ikr

[jagged widget]

It's called live laugh love for a reason
If you can't live, the other 2 wouldn't apply

[winged obsidian]

but being bad is more fun

[nova matrix]

If it wasnt sweaty, being a meme wouldnt hit as good

[winged obsidian]

only one of the souls I really got into the pvp of was 2

[celest remnant]

HAHAHA I just read the news holy apparently researchers over at Eon Systems have successfully emulated a fruit fly brain.

[misty carbon]

How do I kill maliketh he putting bta

[celest remnant]

Seems the future is Pantheon

[nova matrix]

I won alot of duels in ds2 arena spamming chameleon in butter fly outfit

[jagged widget]

To what extent

[winged obsidian]

butterfly fit is so good

[nova matrix]

People would leave the match when they couldnt find me

[winged obsidian]

it makes your jumps longer afaik

[celest remnant]

To the extent that the copy displays correct fruit fly behavior when attached to a virtual avatar with no prior programming

[nova matrix]

I just used it for the meme of a sprinting torch stand that poisoned you

[winged obsidian]

torture Nexus incoming

[jagged widget]

Wow

AI will soon replace me as a whole

[celest remnant]

Well remember, it's a copy, an emulation

[winged obsidian]

from hit short story "don't create the torture nexus"

[celest remnant]

notice I referenced pantheon

that entire series is literally about the moral implications behind digital conciousness, IS it the you or is it just a ghost in the machine

[winged obsidian]

I'd probably have a better joke if I knew what that was lol

[nova matrix]

Its a fruit fly in the machine

Buggy ai

[celest remnant]

TLDR the digital imprinting process in pantheon copies people into the torment nexus, they do not survive, they're just copies of people digitally, seperate entities.

From there, anyone with access to their servers can subject them to whatever

[dense condor]

Ai told me I got nothing to worry about so I'm chillin

[jagged widget]

Ask it if it can lie