#general-discussion
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hiii
ignore the fact I had Cragblade, stonebarb and spiked tears, soreseal and axe talisman while also being sorely overleveled
hehe
Do you want a tacx
Wow you heard it was woke so you decided to buy it?? Heartwarming ❤️
i remember bungie posting smth to that effect on twitter a while back
and then doubling down on it 400 times
You can marry a girl... as a girl... :scaryblud:
The 2 main characters are a genderfluid person and a femboy
@vanishedletter
Pft well they just lost a potential customer. Back to crimson desert.
Also dlc final boss is kinda gay :scaryblud:
And expedition 33
Y-you're right.....
That games woke too
Radagon beat my ass
Why are all crimson desert fans just asmongold watchers
The final boss of the dlc is so bad I'm not joking
Thats kinda woke innit
@thick mango
I believe this guy is being satire
folk
Oh Crimson Desert player, great. I was meaning to ask - are there any regular enemies in that game that are NOT a variant of bandits?!
wonder if legenda is mod for the crimson desert server yet
It’s still true tho
How do I trade stuff i have my account linked ?
Whos almongold
Bum
I think he's a demon in diablo
you don't want to know metal
a cockroach
I don’t think I’ve seen a single person praise crimson desert that wasn’t an anti-woke type. Not sure what it is about the game, looks like generic action rpg with stunts 🤷♀️
One of the baker family members
Make sure you read the whole message in the channel, it links you to #trading-gateway
Oh Lucky
yea
When are you buying ARK + all DLCs
close! that's his roommate
hi

hola.
@hazy sand lmk
🤔
I msan u can pet cats, thats one thing crimson desert got
What’s the worst ash of war?
😭 😭 @nova canyon steal this emoji, please
🔫
Hola! Estoy utilizando WhatsApp
why is asmongold in this game
😹
I think i have that image
white shadow's lure or something
Bro they added Acrocanthosaurus to official servers
Hello.
😂
White Shadow's Lure comes to mind
Determination
perdón, no tengo telefono
why is ed libra in this game
These guys make me mad when i'm playing regent
Okay that ARK message was a joke but I think you actually might like Valheim......
Optimal
he seems the most fun so far
I've seen some valeim stuff it does look kinda cool
That's just regular Libra. Where are the 500 NPC summons?
dark orbs my beloved
that's defect
in hell hopefully
regent is the little king in the chair
ah ! i am very smart
defect and the uhhh necromancer seem interesting
Regent builds up a big sword that does a lot of damage in one go, so those cockroaches counter it pretty hard
To buy something
@whole walrus
It's a pretty cool mix cuz in one hand you have one of the best building systems ever and can be pretty relaxing to build a farm and crops and in the other you have some PCR tier bosses later in the game

Yo i just bought the dlc 🥳
The combat system is like a Soulslike with Sekiro parries but way easier to land
Who are these fake experts
I do like building and crops...
I assumed so cuz I heard u liked Stardew Valley...
I might get it at some point
#media-and-links libra is everywhere
Saving my money atm
It also has crossplay
Mending rune of death
Yeah it's ok, wait for a sale or sim
Wait is it normal to say ps4 shadow of the erd tree and then elden updating for ps5? When is downloading
Peak !!
It goes for like 10€
Would you eat a Humanity if it looked at you like this?
(20€ at full price)
Yeah I would
Reminds me of smiley fries
that's not bad actually
What is this unknown technology
How else am I supossed to invade JohnBalls at Undead Burg if I don't??
Burger
Borgar
Borgir
Give
I turn 🐄 into🍔
Im sorry did he just say his last name is burger
Yes fred fred burger

Is the age of the duskborn ending good?
It's also 100% worth the price and pretty fun... I'd really recommend looking for some Valheim build pics cuz it's actually pretty surprising how good the system is
It's okay
Dungeater ending best
The Age of Duskbloods? 2026? 😂 🔥
Its one of the few that doesnt make you feel like a monster
We are not in the age of Duskbloods yet, so who knows
Really just this, rannis, and fracture
I just did it and i have no idea if i did a good ending or not atleast i guess i didnt go hollow and Burn everything to the ground
Basically why its on the good end
Don't die.
I'm like absurdly bad at getting into new games, I always play the same stuff all the time or just watch youtube all day but it does look fun
It's ok, I can drag you to this specific game if needed...
Just @ me haha...
when duskblood btw
Goldmask ending > Duskborn
Pretty yellow VS ominous black, easy choice
If it goes on a good sale i'll pick it up
Im still a sociopathic killer who killed alot of demigods and two elderly men(Godfrey and Gideon)
Fia also has language about a lord of the many and the meek so you can argue skeleton ending is a populist ending
At this point? Never
It'a been almost one year since its announcement with no news whatsoever lol
FromSoft fans not eating AT ALL this year
delays? or just never a release date
I hope an Elden Ring sized game.
Share
oh
They only said "2026"
I want burgers too
Yum
I see
Share
No, you give, full thing
Grr

So it's not been actually delayed but... not giving a hard date after q1 is pretty weird
Same goes for ER:TE tbh
a little
Its only weird if you make it weird
It'd be extremely funny if Tarnished Edition was another "Limgrave sized dlc" situation (although it's obviously not going to be like that)
Yayyy
they need to find out how to make the game even smaller so it actually runs on the switch
Delete torrent ofc
It actually seems to run great now, according to the latest reports
delete balls
will it be foul
No...
tarnished edition on the switch actually gets up to morgott and then goes straight to fighting EB
Perfume bottles become meta
Can we add chocolate in ER
TRUEEE
Meta for a second time
hell yeah

Damn, big upgrade
give me that kindling
Mean!
never
:(
I love my lil one hitter ❤️💨
Perfumist weapons get reverted to their status on release and they one tap people again
Cocoa beans!!!
star fist buff pls
make er a cooking game
Yes let’s make RuneScape souls
Cooking with Dungeater simulator
almost forgot to take my meds again aha
Imagine if RuneScape decided to move to platforms and work with fromsoft
When ER dating sim though?? Metyr hmu
cooking with ranni
I’m fighting radahn for the first time and I’m LV270 and on NG+18 any tips for his 2nd phase I just die instantly
You'll settle for mobile runescape and you'll like it
Crab and holyproof dried liver
Rot
Dodge in the right times and hit when he has an opening
RuneScape may as well be a board game with dice to decide your attack numbers
imagine if we had a game like er with ultrakill movement 🤤
No offens but That can be said for literally every enemy
Kinda, theres efficiencies you can do though. People can get sweaty in pvp and higher pve
Say wallahi
Yeah that's pretty much the joke
Ye true I was working on a str range pure
Wallahi
I see
I also had a members account
say poopster69
What should I use to inflict rot?
Why do you want me to cry my name like a Pokémon? poopster69
I really would love RuneScape to work with fromsoft so the combat is up
Imagine fishing or cooking
Rot breath if you can find the opening, pulley crossbow and bolts if you want ranged and room to dodge, greatshield and antspur or a rot greased spear if want shieldpoke
I always say just morning...🤔
Personally I prefer the first two
Wdym
Also if I rot him in his first phase does it transfer to his 2nd phase
Don’t think so
Because if it were a good morning I'd be out fishing
I wanna go fishing I haven’t since I was a kid
🎣
Need to find me some hobbies to get over this empty space in my house
Read some books
clearly nobody got the reference
Learn to woodcarve
I have a fine book collection of westerns and goth literature
Wood carving is fun
Also some fantasy
goth ❤️🌹
I need to start reading
Get into candlemaking
I actually dont like goth style
Hell yea, westerns are a good part of my library
🖤
I dont think I like them as much anymore, but I read alot of louis l'amour as a kid
i like pretty and pink
thats okay
idk man me personally i love goth style
guys im stuck at the beginning cause i started Yesterday can anyone help
I had a buddy reccomending that author I used to read westerns, ww2 and American revolution stories, lots of Harry Potter and Star Wars, LoTR
play the game bro itll all lead into eachother
I liked those survival stories too
It leads me into dragons🙃
I don't see the appeal, I like jirai kei a lot or just dresses and skirts they're very pretty yes yes
canon event
i like those too i like lots of styles
Got a lot of William Armstrong westerns bout the Jensen
im a everything burger of a person
From first step, go across the way around the knight and to the church if havent yet
Tag the grace, buy crafting kit from merchant if you can, then go northeast through the forest to the crossroad ruins
Clear this out and loot it, tag the graces. Melina will come talk to you when you sit at one of these graces and give you torrent the horse+can level
Do all this before anything else
So where can i get runes i need 18 in str and i have 12
kill
I think I will pass my exam today
I like my burger with extra veggies deluxe
Ok thanks
2 hand the weapon
Wich buttons
no idea if ur on controller
Triangle+r1
Thanks
interact+light attack
Triangle and r1 or triangle and l1 if u are artorias
I love playing different souls games and having to figure out how to jump again
Dying while figuring it out
i could never forget because i have the arsenal of the gods just bunched up in all my six slots
everything is used weight optimization can go to hell
pc loser
Broke issues?
real
what
Hating cause ur a broke boy
I'm a nothing burger I hate everything
whats broke mean
🕊️
not in my vocabulary
You got no money
top 10 respect moments
🐺🚬
is that why you have a blue role and im purple
No I just prefer playing Bloodborne
i don’t wanna talk to you anymore
I got other things to do with my money and I’m happy where I’m at
Who said I wanted to talk to you Bart
sad bart*
Its ok im just sitting here on my swing
Joe Bart
🐺 🥀
🚬 🗿
vari throwing
im better at nr than avari cause he doesnt know secret guardian tech 🥱
only character in the game
the tech is changing to a good character
I'm the best nightreign
guardian is literally the only nightfarer in the game bro
Someone was mentioning a button you press to keep people from one shotting your nr boss what was it again
PLEASE ishizaki hire me i speak bad japanese but i got even worse ideas
konnichiwa brah 🙏
How do i get mre weight?
Eat food
eat, idk fatty
I mean ingame🤣
burgers
more endurance/talismans like great jar arsenal
shnrai hop on nr?
i can play a game yeah
go on the ranni cooking network
🐺 🐺
and eat the food
I might buy nr next week I might also buy an Xbox
Later not rn 
How do i get the taunter tongue?
its okay
i need relics for scholar badly i might grind the game this week for a competent setup
it kinda funny how someone said parry is cheese in elden ring
Jump over the balcony at round table hold where Rogier usually sits and kill the Alberich invader dude
women in suits though ❤️🌹
You gotta run forward til he spawns in
Grind don im ngl
people complain everything is cheese
i’m all cozy in bed rn
thats like the only way to grind relics lol
did not even know parry is a thing they complain
cause sigils
🤤 integra hellsing
✅
so was i idk why
DoN saves
it restricts boss moveset making a lot of bosses very easy and it’s not hard to learn parry timings but it’s not really cheese
if you do we can q together base game
Bro uses thorn sorceries and frost sorceries
if u want
if i make a new one ill lyk
vc?
lazy
yh one sec
im gambling rn gimme a sec
alr
Naruto is dropping a rock Lee gym bag on march 27th looks more like just a will of fire leaf village jonin bag
is that a good or a bad thing
How do i speak in vc
It looks dope
I need to get my pets new ninja collars
lul
🐕🦺 🐈
My cat has rain village and my dog is a leaf village
im ready
Do you think at some point it was actually raining cats and dogs?
accept friend req
Probably after the earth was made
since when were we unfriended lol
/voice
JoJo didn’t tell me about that
Now you know
be cool
be disgusting gross and annoying
they were tame for a bit now they're back in hordes and like infuriated or smth
Look cool
no, ew, gross
Is Marika Radagone Or is she coming back?
folk will say ew to anything
every insect is pretty icky
grasshoppers are disgusting and ugly
Nah it’s crickets
all bugs are disgusting
what's the difference
The sounds they make are nice fym
Although when ur in a field the sounds of crickets and cicadas are dope
no they're cool
But when ur trying to go to bed and there’s one in the house it’s annoying
you're wrong we're right
Only a few, like cockroaches
yuck
grasshoppers have feelings too
lol my phone autocorrected “trying to go to bed” as “try weed”
be nice to the little guys
Any tips?
only tolerable bug is like an ant
Y'all never seen bugs life and it shows
they don't even look pretty theyre just brown and big and ugly and gross and stupid and obnoxious and awful and annoying and disgusting and dumb
your grasshoppers got sunburn or something
no they literally dont
there r brown ones
close enough
i live in HELL
My favorite plushy as a kid was the mc
They're supposed to be green yk
in other words Iowa
Arizona
Reminds me abt the last cockroach I saw was white. It was like, a week ago.
Do the scadutree fragment is permanent
oh yeah that's the 9th circle
they are
they're fat and UGLY
I hate them I hope they all rot and die
Theyre just behbehs🥺
Man I lost my bugs life plushy in a Walmart and never found it I was depressed for so long
disgusting
Rude😾
ladybugs were the joy of primary school
: ( , hopefully your day becomes W
Yall ever seen em majestic ass centipedes, i forgot what theyre called
I might make my pfp the bad guy from bugs life
But they lwk look so cool
You da real majestic

Help my mother is obsessed with the good doctor show Nowdays whenever I call her she’s either talking about the show or she’s watching the show what should I do 😭
Watch with her
It’s part of old age
Support her and show interest
i hate that show dr murphy enrages me
The show sucks tho
a lot of the characters do
Do it for ya momma cmon
I love the show House
Yes it’s better
Protagonist is more likeable
I like his best friend too and the rest of the staff
I haven’t watched cop or med shows in so long
Used to love ncis
Lucifer ig i watched but doesn’t count
Loved that show^
somewhere, a monkeys paw curls, and Elden Ring 2 gets released. Its a Sekiro-like game set in the Land of Reeds. Much commotion, many tears. Somehow at the end of the game, a ship comes into view. On it, a boy with golden hair and red maned warrior are seen..
Sorry, I had a nightmare there for a second.
While cooking, I tried to imagine a stupid sequel and thats what I came up with
Forcing ER players into Sekiro to get more lore would be funny though.
Yea it’s cool
I gotta charge my phone unfortunately off to figure out if I’m replaying Bloodborne or starting Jedi survivor
Okay I killed promised consort Radahn
That's every boss in Elden Ring
Overall, 8/10
My second favorite souls type game
What’s your favourite
I feel like there's no way for me to say without getting flamed
Js speak bru
Unless it's lords of the fallen it's probably okay
Y'know maybe the real favorite souls game is the friends we made along the way
Peace
That game was aight but I never finished it
I’ve heard literally every game picked as a favourite
so guys i killed yura from the start and i want to get the eleonoras poleblade can i re do the quest when yes where
Weirdo devs tho so
That game is ass
Bruh what
Eleonora invades without the quest
Ok it’s lord of the fallen
What did they do?
It doesnt compare to soulsborne but it wasn’t bad
and where do i get to the map point over there
Let's just say the director disagrees with the modern view of identity
They advertise being “anti woke” and a large selling point they brag about is the sexualisation of female characters
What’s your favourite soulslike I wanna know !
Hello
You can see the little brown icon in your incomplete map, that's where the fragment is
Ds3 or er
Ew
Valid🧀

Bruh
It really isn't
Wth is considered “woke” in games nowadays anyways

You think that what those devs said is valid? Hm hm hm
Basically beinf a decent person
I’m going to get the shadow of the Erdtree edition so I can get the milady for my vampire build
Nice
Understanding how gender works, advocating for meaningful female characters and not just sexualisation
Quality arcane
Hi
Representation of other ethnic groups
Silksong is such a woke game man
Where’s Marika’s Soreseal again? I need it for the Goldmask ending cause I’m highkey not bothered levelling INT for my holy build
can you maybe have like a foto or a name
Yeah bro i haaate female bugs
hey, ik theres a lfg but its a bit slow, is anytone willing to bring me perfume bottles? im trying to use them from start to finish
What’s funny to me is that the ornamental straight swords can use both axe and winged sword
I think one of the two is in the Haligtree area?
Nooo my message
#how-to-access-trade-channels you were in the wrong channel anyway
gng I’m not even past ||Morgott|| yet…
failed spoiler
That included a word autmod really didn’t like 😭
Anyone else having sm fun getting cooked by radahn ?
Well
Scarseal is in ancient woods
But its not as good as soreseal
Where’s that again?
Wdymmmmm
Siofra
@narrow orbit Too many emojis.
I’ll screenshot it for you
That’s after Radahn isn’t it
Nokron is
Ds2 is woke because you can become trans with the coffin method
Siofra is in the well in limgrave
😭
But don’t you need to get to Nokron to get to Siofra?
There you go
Just part of it

Noted
Give us both🙏🇻🇪
do anyone have a foto of where do i get to the second map portal
We do not need conventionally attractive women, just attractive men like thiollier :teasip:
sissy thiollier💔
…

Disgusting
only end game thiollier is allowed in my house
Dain you wanna
Hey man
If only Thiollier wasn't....uhhh
I can't say that actually
You are no longer maidenless
I was gonna give you the benefit of the doubt earlier…
He has a very unhealthy attraction to Trina
no access even after linking
Oh yeah fair enough, uh, I can fix him?
all i said was sissy
Why are we using slurs….like that…
Am I missing something here
do anyone have a foto of where do i get to the second map portal
Wait wdym by "second map portal"
fixed it, had to restar disc
hey lotf is my fav souls like, no creators support
Damn a disc pc gamer
Execution!
the map where i can go to the eleo poleblade
You mean how to get to altus?
yes
jokes aside i liked it for its ds1-like gameplay and art direction, also aura farm which is the one of the ONLY good things about the game
i think
guys i need an opinion
Yes pineapple is ok on pizza
can goku defeat 2 soldiers of godrick
no. that horrendus
See previous missive
Try one of these
wheres the red cirlce
@slim trout dont you agree
wowie havent done this in a while, missed it
pineapple is a bottom 3 fruit
Pineapple pizza is peak
Public execution
dear lord policy
another bad take from a bad taker

whats the peak of food? Pineapple pizza of course
pasta
Correct
pizza is so overrated
Pineapple pasta
im a pizza hater
You don't want to know my take on pasta
Literally any dish involving chicken
whats ur take on pizza
nutella chicken\
Only good with pineapple and pepper
Its only good pizza if its floppy enough it can be used to slap someone with a resounding whipcrack
I actually can't eat it without
Deep dish is the devils work
I was thinking chicken wings with that creamy bleu cheese and red 40 dipping sauce
❌
Franks red hot
pizza with only cheese is the best pizza

As a Chicagoan, please, the door is that way
Is draconic tree sentinel necessary to get into the capital?
Light cheese
thats not pizza its just cheese
Yes, 100%, cannot beat the game WITHOUT killing it
me when i lie
🤺
No but definitely the easiest
well you do need to go to leyndell to finish the game
But is he himself hard?
Perfect, somewhere I can get a proper pizza delivered
john please
or you can wrong warp
Yes but DTS isn't the only way to get to Leyndell
???
what other glitchless way is there I dont recall there being any other entrance to leyndell except for maybe that one chest
Chat isnt ready for these secrets
its a glitch
Why would glitches be relevant
I'm aware dawg
Well any tips for him like how to beat him?
does pizza exist in elden ring universe
fia teleport
well because I genuinly have no idea what other way you can get to leyndell
he input reads like crazy so be careful for fireballs when healing, best to heal whilst hes in an animation
no glitch talk here
So that was why I got ELECROCUTED when I tried to flask
Deeproot Depths 🤦♂️
bland, 5/10
i do like it tho
Yeah also that one lol
alr brother calm down
wait theres a way to get to surface from the depths
interestingg
the larp never dies
He's trying to stop you from getting banned lmao
add pepperoni and then pineapple
Bacon and pineapple >
oh shi mb then sorry broski
❌
its bannable im looking out for you
Ive been in this server since 23 how did I never know that talking about glitches gets you banned
sowwy
disgusting
its ok lmao
There is no end to the larp
its a really dumb rule
only cheese pizza is a 12/10
u dk peak
🇱
Glitches and cheats are boring anyway
people calling anything larp these days
Nothing better than beating a boss with no exploited after being stuck for months
i hate u again
Does a blind bird sleep when it's tired or when it's night?
Don't lie
i never lie
mate you didn't even know about the warp in drd
talkin like you're a ercord og
??
when it feels like it
Fatigue is typing
I have over 600 hours and didn't know you could get into Lyndell that way
i have 1700 and looove elden ring!
you must be a larper too my friend
when i let it
Then I feel like I dont like pineapple
I finally killed mohg
good job hes pretty hard
Rather just kill DTS anyways rather than go to deeproots
Which means maxed out arcane
More lies
Yeah I did him basically hitless cuz I'm on a low level run
Do you have the dlc ?
its genuinely faster to poison stall him haha
ur 5'6 150pounds
I'm basically level 1 except I got high arcane
milking everything from it
DTS is kinda fun as well kinda
good job
I use kukris
Nah sadly
Thx twin🥹
no risk in the poison tho
Damnnnnn I was boutta say you’re gonna love Bayle lmao
thats cool tho cause my name and all, you da real elden ring
Yeah but seeing him fall off the cliff is funny
OH you mean the parry
I love bayle even tho I didn't play the dlc
No I don't parry him
He’s so hard
I love huge dragon bosses
I stagger with enough charge r2s
This is discord everyone is
same thing
I hate mohg because of the fire he puts on the ground in his second phase
Same they look so fricking cool, I just hate how angry he makes me lol second hardest boss behind radahn in my opinion
stance break blah blah blah, most common method of the same tactic is parry
Spiked balls for the win
best weapon in the game for a reason
I'd rather just not parry
Damn😭
His bleed build up is so insane
I killed fortissax in one try and placi in like 3 or 5
fortissax best dragon boss
I wanna go home and play elden ring so bad cuz I got smithing stones to make my sword stronger omg
mild at best
fortystax
It took me like 2-3 tries but he was so easy
im not
It isn't even because of the bleed I just have the opal bubble tear and it breaks from the fires
I promise bayle is like 10 times harder
ancient dragon nightboss >>>
bayle more like snail
😭
i love 20 minute fight, i love when they spawn a dragonkin after 😍
because its so slow and boring I fall asleep until the rng fire breath ends my hitless
He is so frickin cool
lmao
His attacks are either way to easy for me to dodge or I’m not dodging a single one no in between, his second faze is cool
:(
bayle is definitely the best made dragon fight, i think they need to move on tho
😔
wheres the big ass bird fights bro
I beat him for the first time like two days ago I need more time to move on 😂
Flying Dragon Aghe is the only good dragon
Excluding caligo, cause caligo isnt really one 🤓
deathbird is right there
caligo just looks like one
that thing is NOT human bro
deathbird > deathrite bird
yeah its a bird
big dragon that looks like a dragon isn't actually a dragon
wdym its not human of course its not

getting 2 shot > getting 1 shot
Can we all agree that patches is the most powerful being in Elden ring tho
but Adel is
deathbird moveset is far better
make it make sense fromslop
I did say deathbird and not death rite bird on purpose 🙏
adel could just be as bird with aloepecia
good
you know me I know peak
my real question is how does Adel happenn
hungry
speaking of peak I'm doing RL1 +0 Mohg soon
Miquella is mine and mine alo- we get it bruh
like, how, he doesnt have a head, its just a neck that splits
any pc player that could trade me marika hammer?
Tuff
The land it lived in dried up, it turned into a monster that would feed on anything to survive
lmk if you need tips
If you offer your left kidney I'll think about it
It’s jaw basically made to open up and consume anything
shouldbe easy
who otg
i mean physically
like evolving to have a big mouth doesnt remove your entire head surelyh
my dad just came in my room to yabber on about my mayonaise usage
Fromsoft logic
I don't even use an unreasonable amount he's just looking for stuff to complain about 💔
Mayo is peak
control freak, I'm always doing something wrong
Relatable
consumable mentioned
good chance I'll need em, we'll see
I wanna alabaster but also I don't wanna do astel yet cause he sucks lol
probs not he will die very fast
u dont have to astel for the baster
or just go consecreted
tru actually I forgot lake of rot is before astel and not the other way around
hi
i was gonna correct you but lowk thought u just didnt wanna do astel in general
who up feeling cheeky
im feelin evil
astel bad
still pissed i dont have relics
who up feeling mischevious
consecrated would also be possible I suppose just not looking forward to niall
who wanna play 200 hours of nightreign for me 🗣️
Is he on the boss list actually? idr
just shoot bro from the balcony
bewitching branch then hold block so he can only do 1 attack
Niall cheese
not allowed
it is allowed cause he aggros onto you so you're technically fighting 🤔
do you know about advanced block tech for niall @native stream
consumalbe
I don't actually, I usually just parry him
dont parry in ur run pls
Hi Eden, hi Avari
Hi fatigue
"As a general rule, if you are damaging the boss outside of their arena (Manus with a crossbow, Freja/Gravetender Greatwolf in earlier areas)... it is banned" [...]
Hi Kier
How y’all
advanced block tech is holding block and he spams 1 slow ass attack that you punish then block again so he is looped
I see I see
what if you go to the part of the arena where he cant hit you
i am sleepy
yes boss
any cheese in general is banned lol the kill would be invalid
nuh uh this is propaganda bro
this is mandatory for deathrite bird gm
basketball hoop emoji
deathrite bird is a contender for bottom 3
why is the p2 transition so weird
im going to slime Gary
which
persona 2
@chrome forge what's the heal tech for nihil to stay at below 20% by the way
ground fire that comes out based on the compass
DUDE
ts stings as guardian player bro
yeah consider using a good character idk
literally takes 2 dodges to get out of 😭
Wait if I killed mohg will the nameless white masks still invade me?
Tom you dont understand guardian is the only character in the game
i know in base er each deathbird has 1 of 2 diff patterns , it comes from the explosion site not his body
idk if nr drb has both patterns but he should have only 1
only character i have less than 10 runs on
So what you're saying is you lack the experience to have an opinion 🥱
I'm locked from the white mask now
yeah never paid enough attention to it ngl, at least surge sprint makes it free
Tom has a lot of experience watching guardian mains die in DoN
heal to full take a tick heal and you should be ok
it's true
HAHAHAHAHAH yesterday
i told you to not feed adel : (
i got resed like 10 times lmaoo
Dude its impossible to spot dodge whilst lagging
adel loves eating guardians
its a bird eat bird world
yeah dw happens
adel just a fan of speed-roasted chicken
ur very far from me + metalnet
I see
its hella annoying, btw if he ever does homing orbs get as close as possible to him ifyou can
adel ate the other wing
peak
adel is very boring imo
one day i will derust and do harder er runs
im the best guardian main in the world
running has long range tracking its insane
pretty please
hmmm
degree first then perhaps
can you do harder er runs pls
it really sucks that hes a bad character because he has the most fun individual playstyle 🥀
hold l1
I am ACTIVELY doing Legend!!!!
its way more than that
hell no not yet 😭
i say degree and then do this
shake my head
(purchased this game yesterday)
yeah i have no idea why they didn't buff him
i should play shield revenant!!!
why does he need a passive to block well
His damage is poor enough for them to give him really good support buffs that make having a support character in Depths viable
passive should at least do something else, would be nice if they gave it the draw aggro while guarding relic effect
porque n consigo entrar numa call?
yeah idk if u wanna run support in don just learn scholar
I like his passive, but yeah the drawbacks suck
extremely busted character
i think his passive should mean he can sprint whilst regular blocking (not in stance)
my issue is moreso that you kinda need it to block effectively
Im tryna get relics for him
Well yeah, the drawbacks are the main issue coming from a guardian main
you can get a pretty decent build from shop/rememberance relics
poor directional control, still getting that stupid ass backflip
cleansing tear/auger relic
ill look into that
I think his deflect relic should be part of his passive, and give him a relic where the deflect damage scales with the damage absorbed
like a good amount
i prefer running him with dex respec so he can actually do damage, but you don't rli need that if you just wanna play support
or make it scale with guard boost
bagcraft is so broken with items confer effects
fists are so broken with dormant fists
can you win then
🗒️ ✍️
should try upgrading them
i reached 9999 with blue fists and mostly randoms!
Bleh
learn from metal
and dial-up wifi
😹
i will be the best scholar eva
Hi there Eden
Shield scholar here i come 🗣️
dain
Parry Scholar even
Bri! Hello!
How ya doing
I’m good! Eating some udon noodles right now!
Hi Briney
it is midnight but i am preparing for dungeons and dragons tommorow!
hello
Oooooh thats awesome i haven’t played in weeks 
i still find it funny a level 1 scholar has more arcane than a lvl 15 exe
yeah no idea why arc works like that in nightreign
its funny
suggest me a good armor peice bro, thats light weight
obligatory night's cavalry armor rep
the whole set really. i like the unaltered chest piece a lot
carian and death knight sets too. delicious
His damage is higher than wylder though
hallo
guardian? more than wylder? are we doing drugs again genchat
Hi Dain
50 str 50 dex vs wylders 50 str 40 dex
Malenia armor is so fire, not bad for a lighter armor too
so tired
I don’t really worry about armor anymore tbh I go for what I like base off looks now in ng+3
Both also don't have any damage boosting passives effects or relics so yeah they only have base stats
what was the armor peice you used in that messmer clip
looks good i wanna get that
sounds like we making up numbers so now imma check that
Guardian dex str respec relic
It's true 
lol
guardian, really?
another rng relic that guardian needs on top of his lower iframes 
Yep
yeah he does get better stats with the respec, but ur still stuck with an awful dodge/worse abilities etc etc
never in a day of my life have i heard that
You gotta play with a generally worse kit so it's not really that amazing
to the deep fryer as we talk
first in my bloodline to hear guardian out dps’s wylder
its true in my runs
He's also the highest damaging with halo slop excluding buffs since he has the best stats for it
i do whopping 300 damage
i lowered the average dps guardian did by a lot
Worse kit but far better survivability and ability to consistently 3bar revive
Guardian can get some really good damage, but it's inconsistent, sometimes even rare damage per instance because it relies on hitting a meaty charged guard counter that you'll likely have to trade for anyways
is this a joke or fr?
It's basically dropping wylders utility for more survivability
@sick storm @chrome forge
i thought 300 damage per hit was low 😭
ye
Also
Guardian guard counters already do more than wylder lol
They're just hyper inconsistent
yes its very low
yeah like 3 - 5k on my old build
astounding and new information
who could've guessed 
ran away at maximum speed once he saw a smithing 2
Who won between malenia and radahn?
you
what if they gave guardian wings so he could fly around the arena
Guardian having good damage isn't new, it's just always been inconsistent to actually get said damage out
The leather armour is so nice looking
Who ona ow
surely recluse can just apologise
👀
kiss the boo boo better
can you tell me that garb name or what is that 
Wylder getting a little bit less damage ×10 more often tends to be more valuable
but again guardian's surviveability is nice
Yeah that's true
And instead of fixing guard counters and/or giving other weapons special counters with him, they just gave him higher stats than wylder with a respec relic
Spear/greatspear charged GC and my life is yours fromsoft
traveler's garb I think
Give us charged colossal GC 

true yeah, if you get lucky with weapon passives wylder does also have insane survivability tho
is there a frenzy weapon buff or non? even a grease
i really just want his support capabilities to be better
heal allies but not self upon successful guard
Yeah it's a lot easier to make up the surviveability difference
hi
grapple counts as 2 hits per cast for successive negation, 3 with the bleed relic, with double grapple u have p much infinite uptime
- also cheat death is the passive of all time
executor’s passive sweeps
i sure do love nothing
spoken like a true guardian main
Stab yourself and you get a 15% damage boost
