#⚽┃soccer
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1 what
He’s not lying
shot
Shots
target?
mfs ready to jump on me
No
Ofc I wake up to a Silva DNP lmao
No he got 0 sot
😃
Same
??
He wasn't gonna sniff
He shot
Man bro said halland shot and sot were good
Still early
Watch the game or shut up
slip not red yet
Tott lowkey buns
After the game
He needs under shot on target
it’s not the whole game it’s first half
He doesn’t have sot
On target you good
They ain’t letting haaland touch the ball 😭 sheesh
Bro can Haaland get tf frm right there
Ngl if he don’t get a shot first half he might not cover
Buns vs buns
Why richarlison defending more than the defenders
Maybe ask him?
Haaland literally staying in one spot not even tryna get it
Vicario 2
omar more shoots than haaland
Like he’s obviously in a bad spot
GG
Omar 3 shots 2sot
What h o?
He got a shot assist lol
Bro became messi for 7 seconds
It was clean tho
Don’t nb care ab ts
We need shots gang
🤣
Chalking 1h save
I think Haaland playing full 90
How yall feel bout this ?
Haaland 👻
trap
Out of everyone you take Manchester goalkeeper?
Yeah bro ghost fr
Him and Ao haven’t faced em.
He making key passes instead of shooting
He’s probably gonna get bumped.
They don’t got 2H up smh
I don’t wanna have to suspend you Haaland cmon bro
Did someone get injured?
So now can I complain
Nouri
If you didn’t it before the bump too bad.
Yikes
That city squad looks so weak on paper compared to what they used to be
Said that before the RAN injury lmao
Lamine yamal over 2.5 shots goblin a lock?
Haaland out
this not chalk?
He a wagon
It’s green already
Say less
Was the injury bad?
Say no more
For RAN
They haven’t faced each other but even so.
33 seems doable.
wtf are these passes
Now that Jo and Rondon are together should be a bit more of a challenge.
Dang
Offside
They should get more passes.
Spurs goal
Almost goal
Keyword is should.
i wouldve stayed away from the line
off
Stop passing and shoot
You right.
Haaland just want to be playmaker today
wait its not
Who shot that
good luck regardless tho
Arsenal gonna have most possession anyways but aye.
hes on
Thanks man.
no.
Johnson
its a goal
Is he on?
yes
WHEYYYY
what im running today
thats on
gonna go watch a movie and come back till it starts
clear goal
Dudes name is Philip.
Now Haaland has no excuse
1-0
1-0
Spurs goal 🤣🤣
Goal
Gooooall
Wowww
That’s a goal
Ric pls shoot next time f a pass
😂 goated name ngl
Goal
BJ goal
You right.😭
Who assist
Bro Haaland start shooting
All the sudden spurs won a trophy and all when Kane , son and lloris left 😭😭🙏
Passes under cooked
That oil club needs to be humbled
Richarlison assists
Son was there
I wake up to Porro 2 shots nah 😂he would be the only one with the shots
United fan spotted
So close
City lost spurs easy win
City down bad wtf
Richarlison
No pen
goallll
What’s that a safe by James?
🤦🏿♂️
Putting himself in a terrible spot on purpose
HOLYY FREEE WHY DIDNT I TSKE THIS
If richarlison is playing like this no need for solanke to sub in
Yeah haaland not taking 4 shots next half better yet 5
I swear dude
Haaland won’t perform vs Spurs unless it’s a pen
Man Haaland bruh
Ruben Dias passes under going good?
Who
He at like 30 sum
On pace I guess
James save?
He not gettin 70
Why Pep rocking a Richard Millie
Haaland still asleep or sum wtf
I’m thinking Nico if city don’t score soon enough, cuz they always possession heavy after conceding
Maybe not tho
Bro this a snooze fest and haaland ghost hell na I’m going back to sleep
Yall got man city winning?
Sure didn’t have spurs scoring first
city winning the game 😇 3-1
Chalked up
Ohh
Is erling gonna shoot
Whats nico line
They need Bernardo Silva in the game
7et
Haaland gon end wi 0
64.5, so still fine
U got under
Silva doku n foden will change the game
Pep rn
Haland really has 0 shots?
Yea
?
Cash
Cash
Most shots on the team
Feel like he gon get subbed if dis stay 0-0
Hopefully, prolly shouldve done reijnders tho 😂
- 7 minutes is crazy
What helllll
Porro more shots den Haaland
7 mins added rich shot
Haaland chalk
It’s 1-0
2-0
2-0
Man City suck
Bro
Man city lost
2-0
Nahhh we shouldve did dis
Richard gotta be Ed
Dude got inujured
Oh no man city
2-0
city trash 😭
2-0
Holy
Who assisted
Sh!
Wowwww
Bro took Richarlison shot lmao
Lmaooo
2-0
Antonie getting 4 dribbles??
F you I swear rich
CITY FRAUD
THIS IS INSANEEEE
Everyone but Richardson is scoring bruh
LMFAOOOOOOO
2nd half comebaxk ggs
bruh can kudus shoot
Horrendous defense 2-0
W or L?
nvm ggs bruh spurs not seeing the ball next half 😂
what was that
FR
Goal
Wdf
Bro wtf
Spurs winning the league
who shot that
lmaooo
Palinha
THE MIGHTY CHALK IT
0.5 sot I’m not asking more richarlison
Stupid keeper
😭😭😭
Gg haaland
city still frauds
Might? Haaland chalk asf
Who could’ve thought spurs is winning city gang that’s out rageous
Yap city actually needs a keeper Pep was right dis dude trash
Sorry as city 🤣
Palhinha
Spurs to win the prem
Worse spurs teams have beat better city teams numerous times
COYSSSSS
It’s not that crazy
The word is mighty bro
It’s city’s bogey team
Gang city changed their whole team this season
Shttt Allison better
Yes and it’s worse?
City gon comeback
Who saying otherwise bro
Ehhh ig
Yes dude idc if richarlison doesn’t get sot at least man city is losing🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
no
No
Oms I’m bouta put my whole house on them winning
Don’t
Yeah haaland standing in a spot where he’ll never get that ball to shoot
Bro how come richarlison does not have a single shot
He was def bait
100%
Haaland bro create your own shots 😂😂😂😂🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️
It’s coming 😭
1st half damn near over
Haaland 1
Solanke subbing in is the only thing stoping my pick
Haaland 1
Damn Haaland took you 30years
Nooóo
Finally
On target bruh
City playing like it's 630 am
If city don’t score early 2h they losing
Haaland 1 shot 🙏
Is Ruben getting 32 more passes?
Hn they gotta fire
Idk city could change some things up but..idk
Ruben diaz comin off
City gon come back
They just are vibing
stayin*
Watch
City down fall we will be there
Trafford doing stupid things
why would dias come off for
Romero isn't going to foul is he?🥲
You legit see him being onside on this photo looool
Down 2-0
???????
Haland easy under 1h
what does it have to do with him subbin off?
What are you talking about
?
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m dead lol
🍀🍀
Ydkb
2 hundo?
If they get sub they can’t start next match right
Bang
No that’s not a rule
light work
Good sht
Ts chalked bro ngl
Ruben is not going over at all
Ong he’s at 39 at half idk
He’s on pace???
Sub all these trash cans
hes going over lol
He needs 32 passes LMAO
team down
gonna hold possession
Brotha doesn’t know ball
Dias is at 39 passes!
did i cook ?
Nvm thought he had the amount shown on the ss
Easy under
Idk show the rest of slip
They literally don’t know how to pass
Ruben can get it especially if there’s extra time added
We both chalking
Might get subbed
Im gatekeeping
Hopefully
my slip chillin
We need 7 mins extra
Lms
Was expected
already playin rn
If City get another goal conceded, Dias might be subbed out early tho
Who said haaland was a lock
Well duh? I wanna see😂
I’ll lose it
Its not his fault they losing
U think haaland gets 2 more shots?
Not his fault but they will rest him for next games!
Dias aint getting especially when they already subbed in a cb for nouri
Has no choice but to shoot now
Whatcha know about some tennis?
lies I don’t believe you
Khusha super sub
Resting him aint doing anything
Keeper really handed them the ball 🤦🏽♂️
WiFi password
Ong it is
💔😢
How tf are city losing 2-0 to spurs
Lost too much on that bs
Cuz it’s city vs spurs
Terrible keeper + defense
This is nothing new
Trafford think he still with burnley 😭😭
See this that bs they never take ppl out when I choose them so they shouldn’t now
Haaland 4 sot next half
Well I hope he stays out too so he can cash us lol. U dont need to believe me.
“If donoruma lands man city the world has to get ready”🤓
Positive thinking my boy positive
City remontada
Last time he chalked me cuz he got subbed out at 80 mins so
Watch it bud
More den trash
Hopefully city keeps it up
No way u city fan
Only care for Haaland
Wat yall think
I have haaland for a goal am I cooked ?
Add ej on cfb his passing going over
Overly cooked
I alr got him on another slip
Brodie went from haaland to yamal
😭😭😭
I was just sending a different player tf u yappin ab
I do 🙂
Good b! Tch
I see you well informed
Leclerc 🗣️🗣️🗣️
…
Pep masterclass tactics 2nd half
Any possibilities for kudus to get subbed out for solanke instead of richarlison
Not really
Nahh
Talking reckless
On discord like he tuff😂😂🧟♂️
Ferrari making this man lose his mind
Trust
😭😭😭
I can’t say guarante-ed but he can type out that word
No need for that bum solanke
Richarlison over 1.5 shots?
I need a miracle 2 shots from haaland
Richarlison 0 shot 💀
lol 😂😂
Cooked lowkey
Almost had one ngl
Like bruh how is it 2-0 and he has 0 shots hes a striker
I need a goal
2 actually
He bouta T UP🧟♂️
Cooked liked Rachel ray
Chill he will get it have faith
Yup
One? I saw 2 or 3 chances
Y’all up 2 goals tho, it’s gonna be impossible
I hope
Cooked like Martha Stewart
Well he ain’t shoot so hey😂😂
Cooked like Gordon Ramsey
Bro give that man a min folks just now fully waking up this should be a totally different half
Richarlisom was getting R9 shouts last week
Cooked like snoop dogg when he hits a blunt
Bro he’s doing good u gotta watch the game frr
Agreed but it’ll likely be city seeing a lot of the attacking plays
At least I’d assume
The game back on?
I need 2 shots then then city can do whatever
I need Ruben to just play hot potato with someone back n forth
Damn Haaland in lala world
I’m jp he’s a better start than some other strikers, yk who im talking abt
Spurs low block 🤣🤣🤣
BAIT???
U not gonna see that
You didn’t hear it’s his off day
No no no I need him so they don’t sub Ruben
Oh boy
No Kdb no party
Pass over?
How many shots yall need from haaland?
Was haaland a SOT
29 passes I don’t think he’s getting it
5🌚
No
2 Haaland
Thought that was a tackle from stones?
gg man
Damn cooked is the only word
No
Deep fried
PENALDO
Haaland wants headers ??? Boi use yo foot
MERCHANT
He azz
Just a nuke that's all 🙏🙏
50 a nuke?
Is these green
trafford save
LMAO
wtf haaland
str8 bunz
Doku warming up ye Haaland 4 shots incoming
😂😂😂😂
That ain’t count as a shot?
Hn nico going way over 😭💔💔🕊️
Yeah you got issues with that??
City strokeeeee time
haaaland no shot
Nvm yall Ruben chalked
Spurs park
Wow
🤣
This whole game trash
Palhinha Tackles Free Asf
Disz mad
Bro Wtf Is Your Pfp
Salty man city players
I want my money back
many city with subs
They Subbed Omar Before Poverty Bobb
Bro stole my screenshot
Lmao
They subbing
It was always Ruben under passes
SMH so he stealing.
cherki gone
No this is bs
omar gone
hes going over lol
Does he get subbed tho
He just need 26 more passes to cash
Lol 😂 you tripping right??
That’s not a shot on target for richy
He’s not getting it and it’s making me mad
Good?
Let's Make Money ain't gonna lie
Nah he prolly will
Gon be a sweat fasho
You put the same thing too? Same exact money too?
That’s what’s making me mad
Yeah that’s what I thought lol
Tottenham Love Playing In The Outside
He said trust halland
Trust
Haaland Has A Stinker Game rn
Yes sir ain't gonna lie bro this money we talking about
I thought he was at 7?
Sub Lewis
Same time too? We put it in the exact same time at 4:35 am?
What a pass
He’s At 10
Omfg 7 passes in 10 mins this is trash
Finally rich
1 more shot Rich
Get Sarr Out
You’re trash!
He’s Getting To Close
At?
1
Idk.
Cash rich .5 shots😂
Palhinha POTW Incoming
Rich start shooting.
No bro
@compact mirage over was so free.
Blocked
Bro That Was Free
Cash hollon goal and 5 Shots
I mean YOU.
hollon?
Sorry to say…..
The dumb idiot I washed money on
Can’t Go Against The King Of Brazil
😂😂😂😂
Lets go bois
😂😂😂😂😂
Thanks for taking me over.
Bro halaand looks awful
Richy lad my goat
Anyone Got A Haaland AI Picture
Ruben chalked
We Need It Rn
3
Now 3
ChatGPT can make those in less than 3 minutes.
Good?
New spamming shots😂
I need the best overs
Lamine
Yamal
Why everyone on Ao bro.
Thanks
Let me borrow 20
Haaland wants headers he’s so chalk
Ruben chalked bruh
Send me some hitters first
So chalked
No idea
It still counts as a shot
Under or over?
Aresenal definitely gonna have possession huh
He’s not getting that bro he’s tripping
Cfb ej passes yards over ez bang
Richarlison 3 Goal Contributions In The Prem
Oh yeah ofc.
Was thinking that why you think it’s so free
It’s funny 3 shots from Rich are 3 headers
Goblin shots
He only throws over 200 and the team he’s playing ain’t stopping him
Cooked ?
Hella
prob let it play out
W
You’re beyond cooked.
Sub Haaland atp
You Still Have A Chance Lil Bro
Another 4 passes in 7 mins I hate him
He’s doing cardio
It’s cooked bro wdym.
I still blv😭
Now Dias need to cash me the over then I get $75 🤣
Man city game is almost over.
Halaan sub incoming
i said prob
I’m sweating😭
We done man it’s over
One of these guys gonna sell me ik it
giving him some hope
Haaland so terrible
Rare off day for Haaland it’s okay bro
What you put for him?
Rare Lol
Richarlison Just Better
Ruben is buns
Sweating who?
Also Palhinha Owns Haaland
I GAVE U RICHARLISON
Ruben
For what?
Whole city squad look horrendous
AND U GAVE ME HAALAND
For what?
Haaland ended with 1 total shot ouch, man city back to normal its seems
😔
Under
Take my @ss back to tennis with this bs
Pa
Bernardo Silva retire
Haaland the best player in history
How much PA?
Frl
What wood you smoke?
Literally
Average
Does it have sap?
52-70.5
Al hilal is calling
Man city cash me out so I can go to sleep
Is Richarlison Better Than Braithwaite All Time ?
Hm…
Thank you Romero!😭🙏🏾
Yes I am.
Bobb is trash
Actually he didn’t say that.🤓
from princeton to richarlison
What we like today
fairs bro
That’s My Captain
Cap.
U don't know what a joke is richalison
Come on MAN CITY GIVE US SHOTS
City can’t even get a shot
Cuz who tf pick haaland
20 passes in 20 mins is it possible
Well yes.
To be honest without De Bruyne, Haaland is nothing above an average player
Yeah
But will it happen.
Ew.
u took over?
Nope
Nah.
😭
You got under?
I just want my 60 dollars man come on Ruben
Haaland When I Put 🥖 On Him
Didn’t take anyone nephew.
Yeahhh let’s go back to tennis @lethal elk they don’t kno shiiiiii bout soccer not a damn thanggg 😂
20 minutes left.
Haaland chalked me but i have more soccer anyways
chillin
Haaland tall for nth
Take me too
You taking anyone’s PA?
time to be a kudus fan?
Yea but all bumped i think

Holy I Love That Richarlison
Chirp Them
Now they wanna fight bc they getting shii on
Haaland Learn Chinese Buddy You Going To The Sharks Now
Ghost in big games I should’ve known better
And everyone said city getting top 3 again
all those signings for what
Literally 💀
He Tells Thomas Frank What To Do
PrizePicks paid Tottenham
I took AO, over is in the books.
Richarlison Ain’t Leaving
AO who
who AO
What You Think Of PrizePicks
0 saves second half 😂
Thanks man.🙏
Straight trash lol
Who did you take?
Saliba
They starting to get lame no flex Friday protected
O?
Yessir goodluck.🙏
bumped tho
Yeah Ik
As A Proud Tottenham Fan Imma Post Us Being Number 1 In Prem
🤣🤣
It’s only 1 game trust
So many games going on 😮💨
Than We Gonna Lose It By September
16 more passes dias
Man city do something mfs
We’re sooo chalked
😭
3 passes in 5 mins
lean over but bumped
Man city come on gang shoot the ball
Pp do me so dirty
NICO GONE
Gonzalez Passes Barely Hit lol
16 passes PLZ
LETS GOO
52.5
1 shot is all hes worth without de bruyne😂 definition of an average player
Pp is super laggy I can’t place a soccer slip
No way Haaland still in 😂😂
Game change subs
Under shots
Haaland survived the subs😂
So glad I faded haaland shots
They Don’t Wanna Make It Obvious
He think he might get a goal today ngl
5 shots 🔜
Rodrigo and foden came in chat
Frl😂😂
?
move
Mannn that was a clean look
Rodri got a sot right when he got in
Haaland could’ve cashed if he wanted to
bro reacted to his own post💀
John stones got all the damn passes
Anyone know how to check injuries for upcoming soccer games??
richy marking 🤫
Aura
Johnson out
I thought Rodri was injured
Rodri already has a shot wtf
They some btches
Goat Fr
Should have never listen to yall
15 passes Ruben come on
One shot from haaland???
Ig he actually recovered good then
🤣🤣
Don’t get greedy.
Can’t make it up
Richarlison out
I’m a take it if I get chalked we fighting
Think he came bck yesterday or the day before
Yesterday he did
???
Cash money
No Way They Subbed The King Of Brazil
I still blv haaland can pull smth off
Me too 😂
Hell nooo
Couple Hail Mary shots we in business
So John stones can pass but Ruben can’t wtf
What a tackle
They right next to each other
Ball is not on his side lmao
mickey
He’s allergic that’s why
Who does trafford think he is coming out of net sm 😂
Doku should have started
He needs to share it hot potato that btch
Already WTH
Fym “haha” 😭
@polar egret
He’s Rubish
Is pp acting super buggy when you try to place a slip on soccer ?
@polar egret
Omar should have been haaland sub
Laughing at an injury in general is low
In the future tag resource I’m not always here my friend
I always lose 😭
Idk y they sub Omar over Haaland
Well i dont know which resources and i dontnwanna mass pingn😭
Typical haaland 5 shots when he’s not in your slip, 1 when he is
For stuff like that a resource tag is totally fine.
Unc!
But I appreciate the consideration
Yo
Rough year for haaland still
When am I gonna be part of the team.😞
What’s up young blood
Dias pass under
Nothing much, you?
Me, Foden 87’ 90’ 90+4’ 🤫
2 passes in 7 mins
Aye man.😞
Ruben under PA.
Thank you Dias for the chalk
I hate it here
saliba pa?
Heading to the grocery store. Gotta get some errands done
Aye can you pick me up a vitamin water?
i swear it didnt get bumped
Why did yall take Ruben over PA?
i alr knew spurs was winning
Anything else mid af
cots
82.5 is og line
coys
😞
What flavor?
I mean he was at 40 first half
Dragon fruit or the blueberry lemonade.🫣
Soccer so free rn pp ain’t letting me place a slip for soccer 😭
fell asleep while taking this so i got bumps
I know
Foden is just the better attacker all around
The h2h showed unders.
W jinx
i faded anyways

But 18 passes in 40 minutes is wild.
No one even cares vicario got 4 cause yall chalked
Kudus out
we’re so back
I should tell on you.
Idk I took his under cus of h2h
That’s why pepper is better.
He still never got over 70 even when they were losing
Lemme see
That’s what I’m saying.
I was confused.
I got him under
haaland already ghosting
It was a sweat
Send slip and I will pay after the slip is won
Who?
Okay I have to give it to you
Nice.
Oh you bougie
Been doing cardio
This is the worst I have seen halaand play,,,. Awful 😞
Best two flavors.
Lewis time to learn Chinese
Gramps in disbelief.😭
yep
💀
I have him at 70.5 LMAO
That’s crazy.
it was a great line
Lmfaoooooo
Even better start early
even with two goals they held
It was def bait.
Stones got 78 passes but Dias
Look at the h2h next time because that was bait.
yeah split nasty
Haaland isn’t clutch
Time to begin the hatewatch
H2H does not work always lol
How do you even have 70 touches but 59 passes?
tackles, clearances, blocks, interceptions
Palhinha out
H2h is better than going off l5.
There is a reason why 70.5 line gets pumped to 80
didnt think Spurs would neutralize him like this tho
Parking the bus now chat
To bait yall lol.