⚽┃soccer

[wet belfry]

He going to be a top manager soon watch

love his work with Leverkusen

[steep stump]

just led a team to 0 losses hes insane

[wet belfry]

he helped Wirtz throughout his acl injury & ( wirtz ) my fav german player too

[steep stump]

pretty sure thats never happened before in bundesliga has it?

[lethal dagger]

Yea, Madrid bound for sure

[wild matrix]

He was coached by mourinho pep and ancelotti and I think his dad was also a manager bro knows all their tactics

[wet belfry]

right, possibly could win a treble too

[barren merlin]

Atleast Yamal never lets me down 😭😭🤣

[topaz jasper]

There’s been two managers already for benz team that don’t like that he (benz) doesn’t follow tactics or something like that

[steep stump]

I love Wirtz hes so fun to watch

[lethal dagger]

He just has really good offers from Liverpool and Bayern but comon who wouldn’t want to coach Real Madrid with Mbappe coming this summer

[wet belfry]

probably 2-3 years yeah

[lethal dagger]

Chance to make history

[barren merlin]

Im washed

[steep stump]

lmao this sleep was ggreen if it wasnt fir red cards and subs things u can control

[wild matrix]

Ancelotti won’t leave

[lethal dagger]

That’s why what my boy said up there

He’s gonna stay

[wet belfry]

his comeback after his acl injury is crazy

[steep stump]

Raphima might go to Saudi

[warm wolf]

If I was barca i would sell lamine yamal for 250$M and get some good players to come

[steep stump]

yeah idk what they did but his confidence is 👍

[lethal dagger]

dude when he scored that second half hat trick I was blown away

[topaz jasper]

To psg, nahhhh

[lethal dagger]

He earned my respect there lol

[barren merlin]

Not even mad bro lmaoo you know, its unpredictable and what that goalie did, unforgivable 😭😭🤣

[warm wolf]

Raphinha need to stay in Barcelona he’s good

[wet belfry]

Never, as a barca fan or not a barca fan, anyone could say he generational and barca could build around him

[steep stump]

Nahhh lamine is one of a kikd

kind

[lethal dagger]

And his sisters are bad 😂

[steep stump]

hes what fati couldnt become

[lethal dagger]

👀

[steep stump]

have u seenn their tiktok

[barren merlin]

Broo Fabrizio said they want 1B 🤣🤣😭

[steep stump]

fine asf

[wild matrix]

Injuries man

[barren merlin]

Hold on let me find the post

[lethal dagger]

Nah but the older chick is bad af

[warm wolf]

I’m a barca fan myself but u never know he can get injured and that would ruin us

[steep stump]

yup he came back for brighton to get hurt again

[topaz jasper]

PSG could pay off Barca debt if they get yamal

[steep stump]

chill dont talk it into existence 😭

isnt Rasford going to PSG?

[lethal dagger]

I was PRAYING for Brighton to put a challenge against City but they flopped so hard

[topaz jasper]

The money they spent for Griezmann, coutinho and Dembele was the downfall of Barca

[wet belfry]

W Xavi as manager, he could be taken care of well, as a barca fan, im always Xavi In, give us a few years

[warm wolf]

I would sell yamal and get some good players ez ( no brainer )

[lethal dagger]

Nottingham put up more of a challenge

[wet belfry]

takes time to rebuild

[steep stump]

yeah nottingham did good 1h then fell apart

[topaz jasper]

They were good when mitoma had Gomez shaking it

[wet belfry]

I Miss Watching Mitoma No Cap 😂

[steep stump]

ngl we beed to get rid of lewa

need*

he cant do it no more

xavi needs to let vitor get more playing time

[wet belfry]

Facts , idk why Roque doesnt get minutes , he can't adapt without it

[topaz jasper]

Now he injury prone

[steep stump]

it was rumored barca were interested on Isak

in

[wild matrix]

Always gonna be Xavi In his second season bro won la liga with a team who are in debt and no other manager will move this club as much as him

[wild matrix]

Newcastle won’t let him go

[steep stump]

yeah thats what i was thinking but Isak is a barca type player

i love his game

[warm wolf]

Next year Mbappe to Madrid as a barca fan we have to make something big this year to compete against Madrid and I don’t think keeping yamal would be enough to compete against mbappe

[topaz jasper]

Isak would be nice tbh

[wet belfry]

and he took us this far into UCL, give him resources and years , he will surprise you

[wild matrix]

Saw today livepool are interested in him

[wild matrix]

Yup

[lethal dagger]

I think Xavi needs to go, at this point he has an extremely higher loss average than Koeman

[steep stump]

mbappe to madrid might be more overhyped then ppl think ngl we saw how messi neymar mbappe did

[lethal dagger]

And I’m only saying that cause I like Koeman but the media hit him hard

[wild matrix]

Maybe cuz koeman had Messi

[steep stump]

^

[wet belfry]

him losing busquets & dembele was hard for him, lost his best players and never had any to replace them

[formal basin]

Bagggggg

[lethal dagger]

shouldn’t that have made it a higher Win average?

[wet belfry]

is different

[lethal dagger]

Koeman was good

The squad was bad

[steep stump]

messi had no help in those final years

[lethal dagger]

Xabi is bad rn

The squad is good

Why y’all keeping him?

[steep stump]

dembele was supported but he jus sucked

[lethal dagger]

Xavi*

[wild matrix]

He’s a bad manager look at what he is doing with the Netherlands national team

[lethal dagger]

He’s very old school

[steep stump]

Koeman was a goated penalty taker

[lethal dagger]

Xavi cool and everything but this dude need to stay away from the Agenda

Cause god damn he gives me headaches every press conference

[steep stump]

i just dont like how he doesnt stay composed

[topaz jasper]

Koeman be the type to have Araujo score every game

[wild matrix]

Bro no other manager will come into this Barca team love this team and will take a pay cut

[next saddle]

Yamal sold

[lethal dagger]

exactly it doesn’t look good bro

And losing, it’s like okay so where is the progression

[steep stump]

this is true

[lethal dagger]

Damn

True

didn’t think about that at all

[topaz jasper]

Rafa Márquez would cover Xavi

[steep stump]

xavis lack of composure comes from his time as a player

and he needs to work on it

it doesnt reflect well on the pitch

[wet belfry]

he does know how to run with youngsters too but atm i’m Xavi In, always

[wild matrix]

He’s a good manager he can’t control the stupid decisions the players be doing

[lethal dagger]

Araujo 😔

[wild matrix]

Yup

[steep stump]

barca also needs a good elader on the pitch

[wild matrix]

That was Busquets last season

[wet belfry]

Barca needs to make Gundo captain already idc 😂

[steep stump]

yup

[wet belfry]

I miss him everyday

[steep stump]

also need to give vitor development

[topaz jasper]

Yeah it’s already towards the end of season. Vitor should get his minutes in

[barren merlin]

GG boys

[lethal dagger]

Bro is too good for the MLS mane I be watching them play sometimes when there’s nothing to watch weekday and broooo 😂

I just be laughing

[barren merlin]

Tomorrow will be a good game

[wet belfry]

when Gavi comesback, is going to feel like a new signing, i have hope in him

[topaz jasper]

Yeah gavi had more passion in the midfield

[topaz jasper]

Sommer?

[lethal dagger]

Drake Calander

[topaz jasper]

Oh that inter 💀

[lethal dagger]

Inter Miami I should’ve been more specific

[topaz jasper]

Yeah I see his high lights and it’s hella funny

[steep stump]

yeah drake callender is terrivle

[topaz jasper]

Not his highlights. The game highlight

[steep stump]

terrible

[barren merlin]

Anyone here play ea fc? 🧐🧐

[torn magnet]

Thank u Barcelona for winning sheesh that was sweaty

[steep stump]

they need to work on their D as well

[lethal dagger]

yea but seasons

[topaz jasper]

Yup

[lethal dagger]

FUT is dead

Honestly the game is dead

[topaz jasper]

Packed Cole Palmer about 30 min ago

[wild matrix]

Still play ur

[lethal dagger]

Yo can I ask the chat how old y’all are? 😭 I feel old

[barren merlin]

Rate the squad

[topaz jasper]

I have champs so much

[wild matrix]

19

[lethal dagger]

I’ve been playing fifa since 10’

[topaz jasper]

Hate

[wild matrix]

Started watching football in 2013

[steep stump]

fifa is dead bruh they got women card rated higher then men 😭😭

[lethal dagger]

I’m looking forward to the new one tho

[topaz jasper]

I hate going up against that havertz

[barren merlin]

He soo good

[lethal dagger]

Me too 2012

[topaz jasper]

Yeah I need more tots in my squad

[barren merlin]

Team 2 on FUT

[lethal dagger]

Y’all gonna roast me if I show you my team

💀

[wild matrix]

I’ve been playing fifa since fifa 14 but never played ultimate team until fifa 22 was more of a career mode kid growing up

[lethal dagger]

Trynna see it?

[barren merlin]

Naah go ahead lmao

Post

[lethal dagger]

it’s gonna show my age I promise you

[tiny hull]

You guys are sweats. My team sucks di ck

[wild matrix]

Favorite one was the 2014 wc game when it was just the game it self

[topaz jasper]

I opened up that 400k pack from store and I only got two tots from it🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 Mac allister and some Portuguese league player

[lethal dagger]

Fasho lemme load up FC

[barren merlin]

I put my pp monies on ea 🤓😂😂

[topaz jasper]

Yeaaaa same here 😂 it’s not bad but like I don’t have much tots

[lethal dagger]

I lowkey don’t need TOTS

[barren merlin]

My 400k pack

[tiny hull]

My best player is futre🤣🤣

[wet belfry]

I Just Be On Pro Clubs 😂

[wild matrix]

First owner fc

[lethal dagger]

This my team

And I promise you I clap every team I come up against

[wild matrix]

I didn’t start playing ultimate team until January I stayed on career mode

[lethal dagger]

I haven’t played in about a month so I do want that Dest and Robinson TOTS

[tiny hull]

Idk with those trashass cb

[lethal dagger]

Pop, I’ve been playing this game for 15 years

[wild matrix]

What div u in

[lethal dagger]

They are rocks

In D2

[topaz jasper]

Lucky

[lethal dagger]

I’m D2*

[lethal dagger]

My Zimmerman and Vickers will lock any of your pace merchants

Robinson and Dest are just tooooooo good

[topaz jasper]

That Reyna was so smooth when he came out

[lethal dagger]

yea there’s that new one tho

[topaz jasper]

The 400k

[barren merlin]

I believe it, Mbapped may be 99 pace, but they catch him so fast it makes me mad lmfaoo

[wild matrix]

I hate coming against showdown bastoni

[lethal dagger]

you just have to know how to play bro. A lot of people control their CB’s but don’t understand that their in game stats are above average

[wild matrix]

19 coins 😭😭😂

[lethal dagger]

Control the game not the player

[topaz jasper]

I feel the same about fantasy Werner

[topaz jasper]

Yeah I sold a few informs to get the 400k😂

[desert patrol]

Fifa dead

[tiny hull]

I have. 29k. I’m asssssss

[wild matrix]

Eh somewhat but the best time is coming

[topaz jasper]

And I don’t like buying players off the market because they always drop in price

[lethal dagger]

Yea I play seasons

[desert patrol]

Fifa 2017

[wild matrix]

Yup whole team is Untradeable

[lethal dagger]

lowkey yea man fifa 2017 was the best fifa

[desert patrol]

Yup

[lethal dagger]

When Reus was cover

Sheeeesh

Good times

[wild matrix]

This my favorite one

[lethal dagger]

Crazy to say that back then anybody would’ve told you Dortmund would be the one to break Bayerns streak

Look who took it instead

[exotic ingot]

[topaz jasper]

Yes, even if I were to pack like an Mbappe or like a Ronaldinho tradeable, any top player. I’ll still sell it on the spot

[barren merlin]

Awh man im sitting on 250k and a Tradeable TOTS Cole Palmer 😅😅😅

[wild matrix]

Haller man that penalty miss 😪

[lethal dagger]

You taking about last year right?

[wild matrix]

Yup

Last match day

[lethal dagger]

Dude yessss

[wild matrix]

Bundesliga

[lethal dagger]

Benching JUDE

THEY DESERVED TO LOSE

[wild matrix]

I think he was injured

[lethal dagger]

No bro!!!!

He was good to play he stated it

he was pissed

He came in second half

[wet belfry]

so nobody plays pro clubs ?

[lethal dagger]

I played it too cause FUT was trash

[wild matrix]

I went to sleep the night before thinking I was gonna wake up and see Reus win the league then I was mad

[lethal dagger]

It’s hella fun

[wild matrix]

Never got into it

Seems fun

[lethal dagger]

it’s 10000% more fun with friends

If you drop in solo half the time you’re calling for the ball

[desert patrol]

Pro clubs the best mode

[topaz jasper]

Remember the days when gold rare prem teams were so OP it lasted till tots

[wet belfry]

Best CM Tell Them

[lethal dagger]

This is exactly why I have the team I have

that’s when fifa was good

[wet belfry]

They Dont Know What They Doing

[thin crane]

W win

[lethal dagger]

fr 😭 no type of chemistry

Bros out here looking like Yanited

[wet belfry]

Facts 😭 , Usually I Play Midfield So I Carried The Ball

[lethal dagger]

This me for tomorrow I only put 5 so no biggie

[topaz jasper]

Whole team be attacking at the same time and no one defending during the counter 😂

[alpine epoch]

Hey guys!!

how did you guys slips go today

Lots of chalk??

[lethal dagger]

Packed him in my first week of fifa 23 never looked back

[desert patrol]

🤡

[lethal dagger]

I’ve never ever gotten a icon before or after this

[alpine epoch]

sht game

play football manager like a real man

[lethal dagger]

My luck is down bad lol

[lethal dagger]

I do lol

[alpine epoch]

FM best game

[lethal dagger]

I get bored quick

Can ya blame me?

[desert patrol]

Same

[alpine epoch]

@tiny hull how does it taste diminutive bro

[alpine epoch]

U just dont commit to it

[desert patrol]

To a video game

[lethal dagger]

Why would I want to commit to a fantasy league

[alpine epoch]

Taking Solyhuill moors from the national league to the champions league

So good

[lethal dagger]

lmfaoooooo okay this man clearly trolling

[alpine epoch]

Wdym

[lethal dagger]

I’m logging off after that comment

[desert patrol]

Lmao

[alpine epoch]

Managing your hometown national league team to a champions league final is trolling

[lethal dagger]

Wait are you talking about Manager mode?

[thin crane]

ucl tmr

what we locking family

[alpine epoch]

maatsen tackles

[lethal dagger]

😂😂😂

[desert patrol]

Cold palmer

[wild matrix]

Packed 92 rated garrincha last year from a gold rare pack only icon I ever packed

[alpine epoch]

wdym its football manager of course i am

[lethal dagger]

Palmer is Chelsea best player bruv what you on about

[alpine epoch]

Pole palmer

[lethal dagger]

yea that’s hella fun I thought you were talking about real Fantasy app

[alpine epoch]

Penalty merchant

[desert patrol]

Cole

[lethal dagger]

Prem does one

[alpine epoch]

No no

Not the fantasy

[lethal dagger]

😭😭😭

[alpine epoch]

Hahaha

[wild matrix]

Maatsen tackles Jude tackles

Davies tackles

[lethal dagger]

That’s what I thought you were talking about. Of course manager is fun I took Stoke city to the Prem

[desert patrol]

What can’t Cold Palmer do ?

[barren merlin]

I dead chalked

[lethal dagger]

Score vs Man City

[alpine epoch]

They used to be in the prem not so long ago

[barren merlin]

Where were you when i needed you fam

[alpine epoch]

😦

[lethal dagger]

yea, I know that’s why I picked them

I wanna do Wrexham

[desert patrol]

@alpine epoch did u get invited to the diddy party

[lethal dagger]

Cole Palmer did

Madrid wins tomorrow

[desert patrol]

Bayern

[lethal dagger]

Owns London

[alpine epoch]

Yes bro im pullin up

Bringing a bunch of my guy friends

BYOD

[lethal dagger]

fml

[alpine epoch]

Im tryna get done like meek fr u got me @desert patrol

Nice emoji switch penguin

[lethal dagger]

Bro you’ve inspired me to rechange my name and PfP to pole palmer

Cause I bursted laughing

[alpine epoch]

Pls dont

Fkn pen perchant

[lethal dagger]

😂😂😂

Dude you’ve got to be a United fan

[alpine epoch]

Wolves

[lethal dagger]

Ahhhh

The wanderers

I respek it

[teal geyser]

Enough said. Lucas drink Clorox

[alpine epoch]

Give me neto cunha and hwang back

Please

injuries😭

[alpine epoch]

Not funny try again

[lethal dagger]

lol dude still living in 2023 😭

[alpine epoch]

Nah thats our starting front line rn lol but they havent played tgt since nov 2023

[lethal dagger]

bring back the real 🐐 RAUL

[alpine epoch]

injuries

[lethal dagger]

I know bro I’m just trolling

[alpine epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/football-soccer-faking-flopping-chelsea-gif-4040999

I hate luiz for what he did to raul fr

[lethal dagger]

but fr he was putting numbers at least

[alpine epoch]

Dude never been the same since that head injury

[lethal dagger]

ya, Wolves either

😔

[alpine epoch]

Sold ruben neves to saudi and matheus nunes to city

And loaned out podence

And silva

[lethal dagger]

Nuno left

Sad story

[alpine epoch]

Nuno was sht

It was a great day when he left

[lethal dagger]

created the team tho

[alpine epoch]

Overstayed

Same story as wenger

[lethal dagger]

Fair

[alpine epoch]

Overstayed his time

Thats y you gotta admire klopp

U dont see managers getting to just quit on their own terms

[lethal dagger]

Well he’s messing up rn pretty bad

[tiny hull]

Wolves are trash asf

[alpine epoch]

Yea rn we as

[lethal dagger]

You know Wolverhampton has more history than half the premier clubs right?

[alpine epoch]

Have to start the u17s up top due to injuries

@tiny hull U def support city

City or real madrid

[tiny hull]

I don’t lmao

[alpine epoch]

Or psg

One of those 3

[lethal dagger]

Crazy cause I need wolves to tie vs city

[alpine epoch]

Not happening

We r gonna die

[lethal dagger]

I mean I would like a win but

that’s dreaming

[alpine epoch]

Remember that adama goal vs city

😍

[tiny hull]

nope

[lethal dagger]

lol dude you really are a wolves fan

😭

[lethal dagger]

Chill bro

Sá masterclass tomorrow

[tiny hull]

New castle

[alpine epoch]

Sucks u cant do what city did due to ffp

Lol

newcastle would be the new man city if ffp wasnt a thing

[lethal dagger]

Tomorrow Jose Sa plays like Trafford vs City

that’s it

That’s all I need

[alpine epoch]

WOlves dont play tomorrow

[lethal dagger]

Sorry meant this weekend

On Star Wars day

[alpine epoch]

I want dortmund to win CL

[lethal dagger]

I’m logging off

-Madrid fan

[alpine epoch]

Out of all the other teams?

[tiny hull]

Fax

[alpine epoch]

Right?

[lethal dagger]

I’m tryanna see Fede lift the 15th

[alpine epoch]

Has to be dortmund

[lethal dagger]

😇

[alpine epoch]

Nah i want to see sancho get a UCL on loan from united

Would be hilarious

[tiny hull]

Yep. I hate all the other teams

[alpine epoch]

Me too

Cant stand real

Cant stand psg

[lethal dagger]

what would be hilarious is West Ham and Spurs helping Arsenal with the league

THAT

would be top tier comedy

[alpine epoch]

I hate bayern as a leverkusen supporter since the sven and lars bender days

[lethal dagger]

It’s not your fault lad.

[alpine epoch]

nah spurs would rather see city win

lol

but if city wins again, the premier league is no better than the bundesliga imo

integrity has gone to sht

[lethal dagger]

new farmer league oh wow

[alpine epoch]

all due to oil merchants

[lethal dagger]

La Liga remains untouched

Jk

[frosty geyser]

Goalll

[alpine epoch]

What game is going on rn gang

@frosty geyser

[lethal dagger]

Fr

Im wating for the lake show

With a show or we go home

don’t care

[frosty geyser]

my bad im preparing for Madrid vs Bayern. Vini goal

[alpine epoch]

LMFAO

[lethal dagger]

lmfao

[alpine epoch]

Pinicius pry baby

He will ghost

[lethal dagger]

Fr Joao Gomes clear

[alpine epoch]

If pinicius doesnt have elche cf then he cant score

[lethal dagger]

Said no one ever

[alpine epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/vinicius-jr-vinicius-junior-vinicius-junior-real-madrid-gif-24246761

Joke of a club

[lethal dagger]

Chill Elche is Pessi’s fav team

Alongside Eibar

[alpine epoch]

No

Eibar

Yeah

Hahaha

[lethal dagger]

LOL

🤝

[alpine epoch]

Pessi and eibar will be happily parried

[lethal dagger]

Aurelien Touchmemommy is locking Bayern tomorrow

[alpine epoch]

Bayern is in shambles

Their CEO came out and publicly talked sht about tuchel in a press confrence yday

While dudes alr sacked

Ceo just decided to rub it in more

[lethal dagger]

Yea, that’s why Arsenal is shite

Couldn’t even beat Bayern in their worst era

Chelsea clear

The pride of London

[alpine epoch]

Lmfaoo

Imagine

Arsenal have been different this yr in PL

Most goals scored and least conceded

With fkn havertz??

Who wouldve tought

[lethal dagger]

And Jorginho

if you’re talking Chelsea reference

And Rice

Oh lord

[vast gulch]

locked and loaded una

[lethal dagger]

Pai we were just talking about you

[vast gulch]

wym

[desert patrol]

Kai havertz?

[lethal dagger]

You’re winning the league

It’s confirmed

[desert patrol]

Arsenal winning the league fa

[vast gulch]

man city taking it this year unfortunately

[desert patrol]

No

[alpine epoch]

Locked and loaded to chalk

[vast gulch]

come back to this message when arsenal bottle it yet again

[alpine epoch]

They alr did bottle it

[desert patrol]

Arsenal not bottling again

[vast gulch]

bro clocked in to his 12 hr shift in the hater building

[lethal dagger]

it’s not over that’s what’s crazy

[lethal dagger]

It’s Arsenal or City

[alpine epoch]

Alr bottled

City win

[lethal dagger]

I mean City can still choke

[desert patrol]

That dont matter

Lmao

[alpine epoch]

No they cant

[vast gulch]

dont city have a game in hand and only a point behind

[alpine epoch]

And they wont

[lethal dagger]

They have 5 match days left

[alpine epoch]

City is a machine

And i hate them

[lethal dagger]

that’s a lot of pressure

[alpine epoch]

But they have played the game

Theyve done it before

[desert patrol]

Arsenal winning

[alpine epoch]

They gone do it again

[alpine epoch]

Want to put $ on it

Dude i want asnl to win

[lethal dagger]

No thanks I’m donating to PP instead

[alpine epoch]

Do not get me wrong i hate city with a passion

But arsenal choked alr to villa

So

Gg

[lethal dagger]

I do too, but it’s still not decided

[alpine epoch]

It is

[lethal dagger]

Gonna have to disagree with you bro

[alpine epoch]

City will go and win the rest of their games like they have done for the last 2 years

Who do they lose to

Spurs?

No

[lethal dagger]

Watch your Wolves put a performance of their lives on Saturday

[desert patrol]

Arsenal winning

[lethal dagger]

I know it sounds impossible

[desert patrol]

Foo

[alpine epoch]

As much as id love for that to happen

Just aint happening

Bro im a realist

[lethal dagger]

But that’s the beauty of the premier league

[vast gulch]

Jose Sa just might put a masterclass

[alpine epoch]

Not for the last two years it isnt

Oil merchant domination

[lethal dagger]

I would consider myself a realist too but I’ve been watching this game for too long to not leave anyone out of the league

[vast gulch]

Arsenal can realistically bottle Bournemouth

[alpine epoch]

Lad i guarantee u were up ur moms chuff when there were results like this

https://tenor.com/view/man-city-shit-money-gif-14137428

[lethal dagger]

I was 9

Sorry I can’t math

I was SEVEN

[vast gulch]

Solanke blasting 3 past Raya unfortunately

[alpine epoch]

Lol

[lethal dagger]

Lmfaoooo dude with the way Bournemouth and Gunners been playing, I wouldn’t be surprised

[vast gulch]

Raya is very mistake prone so i wouldnt be surprised either

[lethal dagger]

I get where you’re coming from. It’s City’s league… in all seriousness though, anything can happen

What if Sa fr doesn’t let anything in

[alpine epoch]

Polanke fell off

[lethal dagger]

I know it’s delusional but what if?

[vast gulch]

not wrong, hasnt scored in his last 2

[lethal dagger]

I’m starting to think you’re a troll cause no way you’re talking down on the cherries

They just made history

[lethal dagger]

I mean, the team is good tho Dom can’t do everything

Sinis and Klui need to come up too

Cook too

[dusty skiff]

Lewa cheesed all yall

[lethal dagger]

I like him

[vast gulch]

i hope he pulls a muscle

[alpine epoch]

I like bournemouth

[lethal dagger]

who Lewandisney or Lewandonkey? I don’t know which one played today

Lewandonkey played vs PSG for sure

[vast gulch]

PSG winning the champions league btw

[lethal dagger]

Think Lewandisney played today all the fairies were hyping his hat trick vs 8th place Valencia

[desert patrol]

Lewangoalski

[vast gulch]

Lewandildo

[lethal dagger]

That man unfortunately is buried under Bayerns penalty box that Pen merchant

He can rest alongside that 433 trophy they gave him

💀😂

Benzema clear

[vast gulch]

speaking of trophies, remember Lewa didnt get his balon d'or

talk about finished

[lethal dagger]

Exactly why Benzema is clear

[vast gulch]

Mr 15 only showed up cause messi and ronaldo left europe

[frosty geyser]

one decent season when everyone else had a bad season and Messi and Ronaldo were washed

[lethal dagger]

Crazy that he’s the one who showed up. Instead of Lewandisney lol

[frosty geyser]

Suarez clears

[lethal dagger]

Also carried France during the time

he was a beast with Mbappe

[lethal dagger]

I like Suarez

And I’m a Madrid fan lol

that rat is the true definition of a Poacher

[vast gulch]

Suarez got 2 golden boots in a dominant Messi/Ronaldo era btw, Benzema has none
I know my GOAT

[desert patrol]

I like benzema and ima barca fan

[lethal dagger]

Enjoy your “Suarez got 2 golden boots in a dominant Messi/ Ronaldo era” trophy

[vast gulch]

Benzema actually had 15 goals disallowed, the most ever. Dont believe me? Search up Benzema 15

[frigid eagle]

bec he won it doesn’t mean he’s better than suarez

[lethal dagger]

I’m not debating on Suarez and Benz both are insanely good

[vast gulch]

im just mucking about, both are class to me

[lethal dagger]

One has more trophies, and more personal trophies

and it’s not the Uruguayan

[frigid eagle]

suarez clears benzema bro

[lethal dagger]

😎

[lethal dagger]

I would rather have Benzema in a final

that’s where he clears

[mossy salmon]

Did they really take away a SOG on Lamine?

[frigid eagle]

what final?

the lil lucky goal against Liverpool?

[lethal dagger]

Any final you idiot what is your IQ You gonna tell me Suarez is gonna false 9 and help the team like Benzema has done all these years

gtfo here

Suarez a poacher

Benzema the better overall 9

[frosty geyser]

You do realize Suarez has more assist than benzema so yes he’s helped the team more than Benzema has

[frigid eagle]

suarez clears benzema

[frigid eagle]

exactly

💀

[frosty geyser]

Just saying at least know the facts before making a false claim

[lethal dagger]

His assists have nothing to do with the kind of player he is. Overall I would rather have Benzema in a final

can’t risk Suarez biting someone due to his anger issues

or cry baby issues

Benz clear

Y’all making it seem like I don’t like him, Broski balled with Liverpool but Benz balled with Olympique

Different gravy

[sharp meteor]

benzema is so clear of suarez

[lethal dagger]

Yea honestly don’t know why I’m even bothering lol

Thanks lad

[sharp meteor]

ofc

[lethal dagger]

I like both

But there’s a reason why Benzema would start rn with Mbappe if he was picked for the national team

Suarez wouldn’t

Darwizzy would get the spot

[frosty geyser]

Bruh obv saurez can’t play without painkillers he’s old asf

[frigid eagle]

prime suarez better than prime benzema

any day of the week

[lethal dagger]

Cooks burgers in MLS

[frosty geyser]

ah ur that kind of fan

[lethal dagger]

All day baby LAKERS IN 7

😭😂😂😂

[frosty geyser]

Lebozo too old

[lethal dagger]

yea that’s why Klay is the 🐐

Crazy and still in the play offs

I don’t know 🏀 so lowkey I have no idea what I’m saying 💀

What I do know is Kobe will be my goat forever

[kindred niche]

Ur fat aren’t you

[frosty geyser]

Bro took it personal

[lethal dagger]

Guess my weight

[kindred niche]

Yedirrrrr

Hmmmm I can mostly guess around a big 200

[kindred niche]

nobody should ever disrespect the boy Suarez

[lethal dagger]

-50

Close

[lethal dagger]

I’m a Madrid fan so it’s obvious I prefer Suarez

[kindred niche]

I can tell you got Suarez teeth

[lethal dagger]

lol

[kindred niche]

Vardrid ahhh fan

[lethal dagger]

Celebrating vs 8th place Valencia ahhhh boy

[kindred niche]

Did u just see goalskis masterclass

[lethal dagger]

wait idk if ur Pessi Stan or Barca Stan

[alpine epoch]

dude can barely walk

[kindred niche]

Penaldo scores maaad pens in the camel league

[barren merlin]

🤨🤨🤨

[kindred niche]

Penaldo🎶 Penaldo 🎶

[lethal dagger]

Piiiiuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[barren merlin]

Whats goin on here

[lethal dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/sui-siu-ronaldo-football-portugal-gif-25997537

[alpine epoch]

Nah ur invited to diddy party too @lethal dagger

😍

[kindred niche]

Y’all trippin

Flopnaldo

[alpine epoch]

I jus wanna get done like meek 🥺

[barren merlin]

Yo back blown out?

I got u

[alpine epoch]

Yup need that

[kindred niche]

I can tell your buns like Lucas Vasquez

[barren merlin]

Yall fw NBA picks?

[lethal dagger]

I told you I’m bringing my hand

[alpine epoch]

National blowout association

[kindred niche]

Average flopnaldo fans

[alpine epoch]

Dont bring that sport up in here @barren merlin Fr

[barren merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/apologize-im-sorry-boondocks-ruckus-outburst-gif-10886322

[alpine epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/soccer-gif-5688434

[lethal dagger]

Can’t stand watching over an hour of commercials

[alpine epoch]

Eder is the only reason Pendu has a euros

PLease go die

[lethal dagger]

Lmfao stop bro I’m a CR Stan 😔

[lethal dagger]

that’s like saying FIFA the only reason Pessi has a World Cup

Oh wow

Never really compared em until now.

[kindred niche]

Messsi messssi🎶

Penaldo cried in tears in that WC

[lethal dagger]

Messi dreaming for a hat trick vs Eibar

[kindred niche]

?

[barren merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/messi-campeon-del-mundo-gif-27265267

[kindred niche]

^

[lethal dagger]

Ah yes. The glorified FIFA boy

🐐

[barren merlin]

France got 4 pens in wc 2018, noone says fifa gifted Mbappe that

[kindred niche]

Ah yes flopnaldo getting red for acting like a bozo trying to promote his name even more “penaldo”

[barren merlin]

But cry about Messi

[lethal dagger]

I’m a Messi fan wym

can’t you tell

I love Messi

He’s the best to ever do it

🐐

[barren merlin]

Im js, idk why people bring up that argument, but forget about France in 2018 lol

[lethal dagger]

Broski takes what’s his

Didn’t you see him steal the World Cup

And the balon de Oro the year after

my goat 🐐

[wet belfry]

Love this picture, beautiful masterpiece

and it makes everyone mad

[barren merlin]

🫶🏽🫶🏽

[lethal dagger]

Fr😭 acting like he didn’t steal it

[barren merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/di-maria-angel-di-maria-arjantin-dünya-kupası2022-dünya-kupasi-gif-27268053

[lethal dagger]

Maradonas favorite player

[barren merlin]

I love Di Maria

I teared up when he scored

Jus look at his eyes, such emotion

[lethal dagger]

I teared up when he flopped the penalty

Played it so well

[vast gulch]

i miss di maria at PSG

[lethal dagger]

Glorious 🎶

[barren merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/we-dont-talk-about-such-things-joey-gladstone-dave-coulier-fuller-house-we-dont-mention-that-gif-17868280

[lethal dagger]

Pffffffff nothing compared to Man U Di Maria

[vast gulch]

ur right cause he was shite at man u

[lethal dagger]

Easily the worst player there

[vast gulch]

utd ruins players

we know this

[lethal dagger]

Crazy he was so bad that PSG bought him

It’s almost like they knew he was too good for them

[vast gulch]

cause he was

[lethal dagger]

Lmfao. Contradicting yourself now lad

You just said he was shite

typical Pessi fan.

Doesn’t know what’s right

[barren merlin]

I gots to go guys

[vast gulch]

doesnt matter now at least his career took off again after he left

[barren merlin]

Let me make an unforgettable exit

https://tenor.com/view/ronaldo-gif-27495504

[lethal dagger]

you can tell he’s laughing there

Bro fired the coach that day

[barren merlin]

Im laughing too

They both goats in their own way

[lethal dagger]

I just love trolling Pessi fans

[barren merlin]

Ronaldo has my respect for being the only man to share the stage with god given talent for 15 years

[lethal dagger]

They’re delusional

[barren merlin]

Dude is the embodiment of hardwork and dedication

[vast gulch]

imagine if alexis sanchez stayed at arsenal instead of making the move to united

[barren merlin]

In my eyes atleast

[vast gulch]

i still see barca fans crying about being knocked out the UCL by dembele

[lethal dagger]

Barca have cried in their own tears since the day Messi promised a UCL was gonna return to Camp Nou

it is now the great CAMP NOU SPOTIFY

🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶

[vast gulch]

xavi leaving next season after realizing even he cant save them

[barren merlin]

What im upset about is the audacity he had to celebrate after scoring.

[lethal dagger]

No one can save them

[barren merlin]

But then again, he is french.

[lethal dagger]

I mean I would celebrate after scoring against that shite club

[barren merlin]

They still mad that Messi destroyed them at wc pens

[vast gulch]

i mean barca fans treated dembele like a second class citizen

[lethal dagger]

I would do the Fortnite dance all day

[barren merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/emiliano-martinez-emiliano-martinez-arjantin-dünya-kupasi-gif-27267184

[lethal dagger]

ah yes. Another love story

[barren merlin]

I wonder how many times fifa and dibu practiced to stop penalties

Must have been the whole tournament

[lethal dagger]

Villa is too good for Martinez

They need to get a better keeper

[barren merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/dibu-emiliano-martinez-save-gif-4399526173348542321

This mustve took forrever to get down

Kolo forgot he was paid to miss and almost scored

Good thing Fifa called him before he shot and reminded him

[lethal dagger]

Dibu would get tossed around in the Premier league week in week out until Villa got a new manager

He is a great shot stopper tho

[barren merlin]

Seems to me like Villa going to the semi because of dibu 🤣🤣

He saved them

Again

https://tenor.com/view/emiliano-martinez-emi-martinez-dibu-martínez-golden-glove-funny-gif-3190018835417391026

[lethal dagger]

Yep

but def not the reason Aston is in 4th

atrocious goalkeeping

[barren merlin]

Ollie watkins is to thank for that

[lethal dagger]

yep

[barren merlin]

Dude is too good for villa

[lethal dagger]

Other way around

Villa too good for him

[barren merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/lmao-laughing-hysterically-gif-26398146

[lethal dagger]

😭 should go to Wolves or Nottingham. Even Burnley

Fits perfectly with the rest of them

[mighty oak]

Which would you say is the better combo dier and rudiger or dier and goretzka

[proven edge]

Soccer 1h is back!!

[restive hornet]

Leon/dier got bumped

Og was 139.5

Either one is good Dier should carry

[deft dawn]

Wtf is this???

[topaz rain]

How Did This Do ?

[deft dawn]

1 save

[desert patrol]

1

[topaz jasper]

I took rudiger and goretzka pass combo

[past sigil]

Tf happened to this chat why there so much messi

[dire garnet]

nobody here knows the best league to make pix on

iykyk

[dusty skiff]

Do promo money do anything?

Is it even useful

[dire garnet]

make picks wid it and if u win it turns into credit

[dusty skiff]

Really??

Like acc credits

[dire garnet]

are you in a state with the normal game

[dusty skiff]

I'm in canada

[dire garnet]

ah Im sorry

it prob works different in canada

so yeah not sure what promo funds do in CA

I would just ask support

[dusty skiff]

Why should it?

Not

[dire garnet]

different laws and stuff

[dusty skiff]

Oh yah

Make sense

[civic dew]

Leonardo easy W

[dire garnet]

bro I made a whole spreadsheet page

[civic dew]

Haha I feel u

[alpine epoch]

Nope

Debeas

🐐

[exotic ingot]

#🏀┃nba

[shadow idol]

Is Goretzka under or over

[exotic ingot]

over

[civic dew]

Nobody touching Emre can is crazy!

[winter ruin]

@barren merlin any picks ?

@alpine epoch any picks

[normal mural]

Shhh

[alpine epoch]

Any picks

[winter ruin]

What do you think

[warm gale]

Cash?

[frigid kelp]

Chat is he like that?

Or trap

He like that fr ?

[shell meadow]

Any thoughts please

[alpine epoch]

I sent u my picks in pm

I dont wanna send em in here

[normal mural]

It’s some free ahhh squares on the board rn

Lol

[winter ruin]

Which ones

[naive remnant]

???

[uncut idol]

Thoughts ????

[exotic ingot]

#🏀┃nba

[ornate kernel]

China ball is back ?!!!

Ayeeee

[earnest burrow]

I remember last time this happened he went under

[chrome sand]

He’ll go under

[winter ruin]

Hit ?

[dire garnet]

Zhejiang vs Henan predictions

(play at your own risk)

[red acorn]

Thought

?

[stable pawn]

you have neuer twice

[red acorn]

Yeah js relized

Is vini an rodrygo combo

Hitting

[dire garnet]

We survived night 1 🔥

[red acorn]

Gimme good line up

What’s wrong with it

[shadow scaffold]

nothing good today

[exotic ingot]

BYEBYE LAKERSSS

WRONG CHANNNEL

#🏀┃nba

[lethal dagger]

Smh couldn’t defend the last play

[alpine orchid]

Lock it

[dire garnet]

People don't realize the league with the best plays

[earnest burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/sus-gif-21986545

[desert patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/sus-gif-21986545

[modern cedar]

dembele for more than 0/5 shots on target?

[devout dust]

Ima tail just cause I have nothing to lose at this point

[red acorn]

What y’all thinking who should I tail

[burnt seal]

How the tables turn so fast

[snow hare]

Henry Martin over 1.5 shots

[dire garnet]

Everyone coming to fairly roast me

[modern cedar]

who can i do to take off kroos i feel like hes risky

[wet belfry]

America on board now ?

[safe badge]

yea

[dire garnet]

I deserve it

[tight sable]

@alpine orchid how sure are you?

[dire garnet]

Screw Liga mx. Screw Argentina first division

[burnt seal]

Chinese league lowkey free

[dire garnet]

China is the key

[snow hare]

malagon over 2.5 saves

[desert patrol]

Send

[burnt seal]

But the lines are very high today

[dire garnet]

Had to research using websites that have different team names 💀

[burnt seal]

Bro always lurking

[desert patrol]

Erick sanchez a lock fr

[burnt seal]

Valid fr

[dire garnet]

We looking alright for tmr

Trey Murphy 😅

[desert patrol]

Chinese league sucks

[dire garnet]

Nah Liga mx does

[snow hare]

if America game goes to extra time malagon cashing with ease

[wet belfry]

No Zendejas ?

[dire garnet]

They could try shooting on goal for once

[desert patrol]

Nah

[snow hare]

ima do a another slip with him

[dire garnet]

Liga mx is so trash poverty league

At least China has money and talent like Stopilla Sunzu

[snow hare]

esa mamada 😂

[desert patrol]

Bro what

[dire garnet]

Me when Stoppila Sunzu gets 11 clearances

My new favorite player

[desert patrol]

🤦‍♂️

[dire garnet]

You don't know his greatness sorry man

[desert patrol]

How do you even watch that league

[wet belfry]

Concacaf >> Chinese League

[tiny hull]

This is a lock

[dire garnet]

I don't

Whenever I watch stuff it never hit

So I can't watch it therefore it cash

[dire garnet]

Iago gonna make us so much money

[vestal carbon]

Easy pick

[tiny hull]

There a reason why we don’t see the China league that much bc it’s straight cash

[dire garnet]

They're scared to put it up

Also either it's just fun because it's just so removed from everything else

Like theres almost no social media presence or popularity in western countries

[old kite]

Lock?

[tiny hull]

@dire garnet do you think pp even does research on the Chinese games

[dense jasper]

How many times vitinha cashed that line against dortmund?

[serene cradle]

Defen over right ?

[tiny hull]

Nah. Do his clearances over

[deep summit]

How this

[eternal drift]

Biggest trap ever?

[tiny hull]

Yeah

Just fade it

[earnest burrow]

under

[narrow star]

That’s free

Ez over

[granite minnow]

Yeah barca playing at home Thats known for possession had CBs under 30 passes

They were a man down sooo its debatable

I wouldnt take it

[granite minnow]

Wtf what app is that

[earnest burrow]

its called [REDACTED]

jk its soccerprop

[serene cradle]

How much u have to pay

[earnest burrow]

only like 20 or some a month, light change

[serene cradle]

Worth it?

[light zinc]

how about bayern opponent passes or madrid opponent passes

[earnest burrow]

helps make looking at stats alot easier so for me yeah

[vestal carbon]

This can be a hit

[proven musk]

Send locks

[earnest burrow]

says madrid h1t rate on passes for opps is 46% and for bayern 40%

[vestal carbon]

Yeah madrid will take majority of possession

Is about 60-65 % possession

[serene cradle]

Nico got 68 passes they played psg??

[earnest burrow]

He got 41 when they played in sep

[vestal carbon]

He might not play

[earnest burrow]

Imma just throw pocket change on it

[maiden spindle]

??

[rotund wraith]

Don't wanna go by the last 5 what do you guys know about him?

[vestal carbon]

Gnabry is not playing

[maiden spindle]

igh

[old kite]

??

[vestal carbon]

Pavlovic is not going tackle

[lethal elk]

why

[vestal carbon]

He didn’t play since the second leg against arsenal

[robust axle]

Absolute China league lock

I lied

Just good odds

[crystal sail]

Y’all think both teams scoring?

For the Real Madrid/bayern match

[uncut pagoda]

Yes

[civic aurora]

tapn for the locks tmr free cord ✅

[stone comet]

Thought on this?

[lethal elk]

Lol

[raven egret]

Who y’all got tmrw real or Bayern??

[pliant pilot]

Real

[rotund wraith]

Saw two of these in the chat. Wanted to know if David was a good addition or not?

[safe badge]

i got these so far

[earnest burrow]

Team he’s playing against doesnt allow much shots so risky

[rotund wraith]

Thanks.

[pliant pilot]

Yeah America’s tuff rn it’s gonna be hard for them

Unless pachuca surprises

[safe badge]

ngl i see it going to extra time

[rotund wraith]

If they don't allow a lot of shots would goal saves for Shandong be a bad idea?

[earnest burrow]

Idk about that , i dont do Chinese football

[vapid field]

Thoughts on this

Having second thoughts on kroos, what y’all think

[stable arch]

What combos free

For shots on target

[pliant pilot]

Thoughts on mines?

[robust kelp]

??

[exotic ingot]

no et tmr right

only on next week agg

[earnest burrow]

Possibility that sane may not start tmr

[stone garnet]

I like harry kane and Vini’s 2.0 SOT

[earnest burrow]

Sum light

[fiery axle]

You still like Kroos at that 62.5 under?

[stable arch]

I don’t see it

[stone garnet]

Damn

They might’ve removed it

My fault bro

[pliant pilot]

If Harry Kane gets 2 shots does it count? As a win?