Post all of your splatoon “facts” and theories freshly scoured from your imagination! Everything you say IS cannon and the Inkopolis government can’t stop you!
#Brain-Sourced lore truths the Inkopolis government is hiding from you!
vapid inlet
Big man has been sighted by slow mo cams using the tips of his fins as fingers to play instruments! His fin-Gers are too fast normally to catch with your eye so slo mo shots had to be taken. This revelation is shocking and will effect the future sales of deep cuts albums.
vapid inlet
The windmills in eco forest treehills are used for infinite power!! They power the AC that allows the wind to exsist In the dome! Infinite power glitch is real
fading flare
The supposed "Mr. Grizz" sighted in Alterna is not actually a bear.
It is a robot covered in synthetic fur, being remotely piloted by Li'l Judd.
The real Bear #03 died in the crash of the Ark Polaris, just like all the other inhabitants of the ship.
I mean, really, what are the odds that an unusually smart but otherwise physically ordinary (at the time) bear survived the Polaris' destructive re-entry, yet none of the other hundreds of species aboard the ship did?
jolly surge
Craig cuttlefish in splatoon 3 is ironically a clone. The original captain cuttle fish from splatoon 1 to 2 already died, in a secret lab, scientist had collected the data and memories from the previous captain cuttlefish and implemented it to the Craig a few years after the final splatfest, The craig in splatoon 3 was born and now he is being his old self AGAIN!!!
smoky parrot
The Amogus disease (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFstpT_YTro) is endemic to Splatville, and the Splatlandic government is trying to cover it up! The fact that the government has had a lack of response to the Splatville plaza's 2022 infestation with amogus shitposting, clearly a symptom of Amogus, proves that the government does not care about the disease, or worse wants to spread it! If you think about it the government might have ties to Innersloth in order to increase sales of the game, therefore government wants everyone to have Amogus disease
